@@maxstone5108 Reminds me of my old racist uncle on my mother's side. The man hated gypsies, and I couldn't understand why at the time. But I know better now. God, I miss him and my based grandpa.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear mc
I like how ever since you got Poob and Omid to fight during that Tarkov stream, it's just turned into a rivalry between them. Poob telling everyone he'd give $5 to whoever killed Omid. Challenging him when he got that guy to say, "Check please." You have effectively killed an entire friendship. Well done, Samwise.
Ah yes the classic kids games I remember growing up on, Red light green light, Tag, Jumping onto sinking platforms, suspended platforms, wacking each other with sticks, and my favorite, pass each other the explosive.
Sam isn't wrong about his discord being a cesspool. It's bad. The creatures found roaming the wilds of that server are better left outside of human imagining.
I remember reading a comment on a different video that said Sam's laugh sounds like people screaming on a roller coaster in the distance, and this video embodies that 100%.
I was in the forest in sub-freezing temperatures with a belt-fed machine gun and white phosphorus night/thermal vision goggles training for twenty days and nights and this is what I came back to. After watching this video I can say it was worth it.
My sister is currently in the ICU and it doesn't look good for her and I wanted you to know Sam that your videos have brought me joy, even during this time. I ask everyone who sees this comment to pray for my little sister, it would mean so much. have a great day, everyone 🧡
This is the absolute wrong community to ask for prayers man. There’s at least a shred of humanity stuck to the asscheek of this community that’s why you aren’t getting completely god awful replies but… I can’t promise that won’t happen in the next day or two lmao.
You go almost twice as fast if you side walk (W and A/D at the same time instead of just W) and spam the jump button while also holding shift. So you should be going NW or NE while continually jumping, and you'll be able to outrun anyone who is just sprinting. This gives you a near guaranteed win for every game mode based on chasing/running from others. *DO NOT ABUSE THIS INFORMATION*
@@FatCatCooper Don’t, only we can know. If it’s widespread everyone will use it and balance it out. It’s such a huge advantage, can’t be given away too much
my god, finally, out of the plethora of youtubers click baiting this game, with their seriously unmotivated content and honestly sad excuse for videos, the day has come for Sam to show them how its done. jesus christ, Sam over here carrying youtube content creators no lie
I was sitting in front of the local McDonald's asking politely for some change when bryan, staltt and poob came up and started hassling me. when I asked them to please stop, poob spit on me and Bryan kicked my cup, Staltt called me a retard loser and they all walked of laughing. one of the most traumatic moments of my life.
I’m surprised that the lobbies weren’t toxic as the regular lobbies. I usually hear people say the N word or some other toxic stuff. But there was nothing really bad about the lobbies of the rats in the worse possible discord server. No wonder Sam always does first for they went after him for not feeding them and bringing the milk like he promised.
Top notch production quality while incorporating popular culture mildly late. Classic Sam.
Sam is the father his viewers never had
@@stahllandon Sam is the uncle at family functions his viewers never wanted.
@@maxstone5108 Reminds me of my old racist uncle on my mother's side. The man hated gypsies, and I couldn't understand why at the time. But I know better now. God, I miss him and my based grandpa.
it's the contrarian douche in him
I always choose to avoid fads until general Sam does it. I don't know if you can tell. But, I'm his biggest fan.
The fish eye cam gets me everytime bahah.
bahahha
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear mc
@@AxxLAfriku shoot oop man
@@AxxLAfriku bruh what the hell is your channel
@@AxxLAfriku it’s hard to compare to you 🥲
I like how ever since you got Poob and Omid to fight during that Tarkov stream, it's just turned into a rivalry between them. Poob telling everyone he'd give $5 to whoever killed Omid. Challenging him when he got that guy to say, "Check please." You have effectively killed an entire friendship. Well done, Samwise.
Truly a pinnacle sociopath
He is a rat for the reason.
Dani is a legend, I'm glad people are liking the game.
ur a legend
I like that Sam had some remorse for killing Bryan but not enough to trade his own life. Really humanizes him
Well of course, there goes some of his income, gone with a joke.
Bro i died when everyone started pretending to be Australian lmao
They all turned on him 🤣
As an Australian, really made me feel at home
Feels mental seeing Dani everywhere out of context
yeah
the word of the MILK king spreads and it is surreal to see happen
True
Hes technically the biggest yet he gets almost no recognition
Being watching him since 10k subs, yeah it’s so fucking weird
This is the most Sam has ever interacted with his community and it's complete cancer.
Sounds about right
There was that DayZ server where everyone split into factions to hunt Sam. "DayZ is Fixed For Real This Time" was the name of it, I think.
Rust and DayZ were much worse lol
@@turnermd1302 yup yup
You have never seen the old Rust village videos? It was like being in Brazil.
Ah yes the classic kids games I remember growing up on, Red light green light, Tag, Jumping onto sinking platforms, suspended platforms, wacking each other with sticks, and my favorite, pass each other the explosive.
Ah, yes, I too grew up a Taliban
@@ORiOh4582 True classic
@@ORiOh4582 unironically is a classic
I love how general sam looks exactly like the squid game guy
Who is the squid game guy
@@Short_Shots John Squid
You've been found by a Ludbud
Sam isn't wrong about his discord being a cesspool. It's bad. The creatures found roaming the wilds of that server are better left outside of human imagining.
sam-made horrors beyond our own comprehension
Kazoo kid’s cover of squid game theme fucking slaps!
Could you post a link?
@@BritishCookie sure: ua-cam.com/video/1OEB-9kNQeQ/v-deo.html
@@BritishCookiealso here’s the original: ua-cam.com/video/19_4Ye5a8kM/v-deo.html
I had to replay the 12:58 Pestily bit a few times; Truly gut-wrenching laughter
so good lol
I remember reading a comment on a different video that said Sam's laugh sounds like people screaming on a roller coaster in the distance, and this video embodies that 100%.
God bless danni, general sam and danni together, chaos.
Facts, as soon as I saw this video. I was like oh lord it’s the perfect combo
I was in the forest in sub-freezing temperatures with a belt-fed machine gun and white phosphorus night/thermal vision goggles training for twenty days and nights and this is what I came back to. After watching this video I can say it was worth it.
Sam making an absolute fool of himself in games to realize what he's done seconds later and die wheezing is the reason I subscribe to this channel.
I think this is a sample of a great quality video production that drew me and most of the channel fan base. Not what you're currently putting out
Amazon Employee Training Simulator
sam is probably the only channel i can watch every video many times and still find enjoyment in them
i think this is the 4th time ive watched this video and i gotta agree
I love how Sam knows nothing of Dani and also calls his most dedicated audience dirt people.
Yogurt male grindset 😳
Anime characters when they are about to go insane 0:13
"they're" no, "him" a solo developer made this game in 24 hours lmao
Stalt sounds like a mix between a WWE wrestler and someone calling in to a public radio station
Crab Game is the peak of memes, when you can make money out of it but choose to do it for the memes only, inspiring.
I still have nightmare of Sam pushing me down to die as he laughs 4:03
"OH no!"
0:23 the camera angle when an anime character goes insane
I don't think I've laughed at a visual gag as hard as I did at the fucking SHOCK of 0:13.
This video has unparalleled levels of rewatchability
General sam should make some sammys for the next cooking episode.
It's healthier for Stallt and the rest to just talk to Sam as a business associate instead of "friend".
Thanks for uploading in 4k, really lets me take in all 10 polygons of every character
7:49 felt like a travis scott concert
“I exclusively hang out on Sexual Battery Boulevard”
“Just saying”
"7 woman on man rape alley" cracked me up xD
High impact sexual violence lane.
*Rule of Acquisition no.211:* _"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success. Do not hesitate to step on them."_
ChEcK pLeAsE
Rewatching this, the scene at 7:00 is genuinely so uncomfortable I love it
Just think - this was the highlight reel of Sam's game play.
Sam really has that pale serial killer glow, it's so magical
The genuine laugh when Sam heard “you can’t get rid of me bitch”🤣
This truly says a lot about under paid employees with tempting murderous intends.
When we all played with Omid, Poob was already trying out his "check please!" line and it didn't work then.
My sister is currently in the ICU and it doesn't look good for her and I wanted you to know Sam that your videos have brought me joy, even during this time. I ask everyone who sees this comment to pray for my little sister, it would mean so much. have a great day, everyone 🧡
You came to the wrong community for prayers but you will receive 🙏
I hope shes okay
I feel for your family, but this is the wrong community bud.
This is the absolute wrong community to ask for prayers man. There’s at least a shred of humanity stuck to the asscheek of this community that’s why you aren’t getting completely god awful replies but… I can’t promise that won’t happen in the next day or two lmao.
Hope she pulls through brother
Congratulations to all the dirt people, who rose above the mud people.
They made it to the crab games.
4:55 the rat emerges
it's weird seeing Sam be selfless
12:30 the subtle Norm Macdonald "huh"
Love seeing sam play with his......dirt.
i got an entire 40 minute episode of the peacock show “one of us is lying” as an ad??? 💀
Nice to see sam finally doing well at a game
I feel like everybody says this on every video you make but this video feels like a fever dream
Sam has so few friends that he had to beg for Pestily’s forgiveness just to make this video possible
Love ya Sam! You never play any of the games I play anymore but your comedic genius keeps me entertained much appreciated.
Man, Sam just sabotaging Exfil
The IQ plays is real, survival of the fittest at play, the rat always wins
It's crazy how in his own video his own gameplay is in it for about 1 whole minute 😂
You go almost twice as fast if you side walk (W and A/D at the same time instead of just W) and spam the jump button while also holding shift. So you should be going NW or NE while continually jumping, and you'll be able to outrun anyone who is just sprinting. This gives you a near guaranteed win for every game mode based on chasing/running from others. *DO NOT ABUSE THIS INFORMATION*
Posting this to the subreddit rn
@@FatCatCooper Don’t, only we can know. If it’s widespread everyone will use it and balance it out. It’s such a huge advantage, can’t be given away too much
technically it's going √2 ≈ 1.4 times as fast
Ty for consistent uploads
dani on your podcast would be amazing
Thanks for the vid!
Sam didn't do well because this game requires more than one's ability to deceive and manipulate in order to crush your friends.
im glad that my soul quenched your bloodlust and now you are reformed
Sam not paying his employees is what makes him a great jew, I see this as a win!
That dude Weeb Trash saying "You can't get rid of me bitch" had me cackling 😂
Never thought I’d see a Dani game on this channel. Their personalities complement each other too well
You show Dani some respect! That boy is a legend!
Bruh how do you not know Dani
Dani deserves this recognition!
We need more kenshi pls
I swear to god the first 10 seconds of this video is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
“You didn’t pay me for the clips last month”😂😂😂
I love the editing of this video. Keep up that classic "General Sam" feel bro
I'm just waiting for everyone to realize this is just another iteration of that fallguys game everyone was playing not 3 months ago. lol
Longer than three months
@@thrashnakthebarbarian9876 maybe. I can't remember cause I didn't play it then either.
damn really good intro sam keep this type of stuff up
my god, finally, out of the plethora of youtubers click baiting this game, with their seriously unmotivated content and honestly sad excuse for videos, the day has come for Sam to show them how its done. jesus christ, Sam over here carrying youtube content creators no lie
Sam couldnt even spare a couple of shekkels to purchase a jacket that looked semi similar to the series just to throw it away directly afterwards?
Please move like a foot away from the camera Sam please I’m begging you
Lmfao it’s the best.
was steve in this video and got all of his parts cut out?
It's been two weeks Sam, why are you ignoring us like your daughter?
its been an honour
notif squad, also the title reminds me of the time a stock broker tried for start a rugby league in the U.S then refused to pay any of his players
Love the fisheye mic cam. This is the angle we needed but never knew we did... Wondrous
"they"... sam really means it when he says that he doesnt pay attention to anything that happens on youtube or twitch
16:16 sounds like the squid from futurama
That's funny, when I played I couldn't stop screaming racial slurs. Two different experiences here.
Dani dev and general sam crossover!? I never knew I needed this! My life is now completed and I didn't even know that I wanted it!
I was sitting in front of the local McDonald's asking politely for some change when bryan, staltt and poob came up and started hassling me. when I asked them to please stop, poob spit on me and Bryan kicked my cup, Staltt called me a retard loser and they all walked of laughing. one of the most traumatic moments of my life.
It's true, I was the cup
The game creator is dani and he 100% did it for the meme
For anyone who wants to know the guy who made it he's called Dani he has a UA-cam channel
Sorry Sam but Your lobby is way more tamed than mine was. I titled my lobby "For UA-cam" Day one of game release. Those people were animals.
I’m surprised that the lobbies weren’t toxic as the regular lobbies. I usually hear people say the N word or some other toxic stuff. But there was nothing really bad about the lobbies of the rats in the worse possible discord server. No wonder Sam always does first for they went after him for not feeding them and bringing the milk like he promised.
It was all of the people who sit in General lol the vc rats are the bad ones
Crab game is the little brother that comes out of the basement only when the older brother gets attention
2:00 love the DS music there
I swear UA-cam be boring with other ppl but when Sam play it it’s automatically interesting and funny asf
Wait til he finds danis youtube
The making of crab game video is mind blowing. The guy is OP
They heard Pestily say one line and they all turned into Australians
Idk why but I've watched this into like 20 times lmfao
>now my child will be batman
Get this dude in comedy
the pestily impressions LMAO
this camera angel is BUSSIN