Like A Rat To The Slaughter
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- Опубліковано 12 лип 2022
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Sam saying "you're my best friend" activated my fight or flight instincts
Whatever you do you don’t want to know what happens when you say “no”
Me proceeds to empty my pockets on the command word "best friend"
i legit thought he was talkin about Jippy
That's a contraction of a larger set of instincts, often referred to a "Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fuck".
Bet you can guess what my response was.
Freeze. It was freeze. I don't like fourth wall breaks.
@@mreyeball3085 Sam idolizes "charisma on demand", but he really needs to take more notes from weight loss on demand, being semi-active on demand, normal hair grown and styles on demand, posture on demand, finding an average looking wife on demand and more importantly pretending like you've partied at least once in highschool or college on demand.
This man found an AI art generator and just spammed the word RAT into it and then we get to see those nightmare monsters
It was honestly terrifying
I want to see more, now!
Wdym? Those were all fan submitted selfies.
Does anyone know what ai that might be? My friends and i have been fucking around with dall-e mini a lot lately but it don't look like that.
@@yellowsaurus4895 99% sure that its midjourney
I always knew that I was Sam’s best friend but it was nice for him to say it out loud for evidentiary purposes to show to my court-appointed therapist. I also appreciate you saying, again for evidentiary purposes, that “if I want to get sick then I can come over to your house”. I indeed do want to get sick so that counts as a legal invitation into your home. I have a flight booked for next Thursday.
Lmao that text with your name
I’d make a joke about like “let’s make a petition for everyone to go to Sam’s house” but then again I’m afraid a scizo psychopath will dare fight the immortal forehead lord that is Sam.
Lisa has been contributing some solid goofs lately. Shes a cool addition to the squad.
WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY
laughing at him threatening to punch her in the gut was so funny
If it wasn’t for my seething hatred of women I’d agree with you
HELL NO
I thought it was Shelly from South Park
i dont even play tarkov, i just enjoy sam verbally abusing his friends and being a rat, keep it up
As someone who also doesn’t play Tarkov, this is accurate
Same
Yup, same. I don’t even own a PC and yet I constantly watch Sam and Aqua for the entertainment.
💯
What's Tarkov?
Sam saying "you're my best friend" straight to the camera made my skin crawl.
He clearly said that to me, not you. Im his best friend… he said so.
Reading your comment while he said it helped lessen the impact. Thanks.
I'm sorry but you guys have no idea. Sam and I go way back like to last year or so back. We are best friends, move aside.
Made me happy 😊, I deserve it at this point I've watched this bastard's videos long enough
No, he said that to me, obviously! I don't know what the hell you guys're thinking, muscling in to my terf, but me and Sam are tight as can be! I know, he read my chat message once!
Sam saying "you're my best friend" made me arch my back like a feral cat about to get in a to the death fight
30:50 Lisa is the most ride or die team mate around. Gets instruction. Follows through.
Does she have a channel?
Sam once told me he views his audience the way that a lich views defenseless townsfolk in a village. Ripe, delicious meals to fuel his eternal life.
Pleasure to see you here
Sam is pretty briliant, despite his racial handicaps. He will always enjoy plenty of defenseless townsfolk, i reckon.
Poob, however, well... I guess i don't... eh. he's a Lovely human being.
Oh shit that’s Carlos the gardener
Hi Carlos
Those AI generated rat human hybrids are terrifying. Is this what Sam really sees us as? I thought we were his best friend.
No I’m his best friend. He just said so
@@llab3903 😎
@@llab3903 no im his best friend he loves me he said so
Clearly the we need to create a gladiatorial contest to find the REAL best friend.
Are you all that stupid? He clearly told me I'm his best friend..
Good on Sam for showing that American spirit! Where others saw ethical problems, he saw efficient profit.
The fact that the DMV guy was about to pull an Of Mice and Men style execution on Sam is hilarious
can’t tell if sam is actually losing weight or if it’s just from the stress of being a father of two
Pretty sure it's from the constant shitting and puking from eating Abby's food.
Abby has steadily been excising portions of his flesh while he's sleeping to extract his raw masculine energy from them
haha right, normally people gain weight after having kids but not sam, a true speciman of man
He loses weight every time Abby wants a new kid. Im 90% sure she sits in a clap chair, watching him run on a treadmill, pointing a gun towards him, not letting him of before he is breeding season ready.
Breast feeding causes weight loss
I don't "play" Tarkov with my friends. I drag two meatshields along with me that I occasionally humor by allowing them to bum off my flea market access because they have actual jobs and lives they need to attend to.
I am currently training my two meatshields and one capped me the other day... I think i may kill one of my meatshields :P
The New Englander and the Unregistered/Unknown to the Government guys are probably the best duo in this anime.
Dude, Sam is hands down one of the best content creators in all of gaming lmao. Every single video of his has me laughing my ass off, and then when he tells me he's my best friend it has me checking the windows to make sure no one is stalking me.
"You play tarkov with friends" Bold of you to assume that knowing your audience.
As a general Sam fan I have no friends
I have no friends
I have no real friends, so better than mist of yall I guess
Agreed, rats don’t need friends
Relationship between Sam and his viewers is only sexual. Nothing more.
Sam be looking like the Uvalde police while his teammates are in a shootout
accurate but like holy shit dude
Dam, shots *not* fired
@@BionicLemming underrated comment
good lord this is a good comment. Edgy yes, but lets not forget who's channel we are watching.
@@outsider344 it's not edgy if it's straight fact
Bruh the "Of Mice and Men" bit killed me my god I couldn't breathe.
It had been rolling holy shit
You know its consistent fire content when you pause the video right when it starts because you wanna save it for a "while you eat" vid. Need more General content bby
7:14 "Only really badass people kill themselves, that's like the coolest thing you can do. Only a really confident, emotionally developed and rational person does suicide. People that are irrational- emotional, they chicken out, they don't got the guts for it."
- General Sam, July 13th, 2022. A true paragon of the Tarkov community.
Somehow, he thought it prudent to add that segment to the video.
put this video on ur things that restore my will to live playlist
wasn't there also that bit where he said his religion is one where it's honourable for people to kill themselves?
That had me dying lol
That video segment deserves to be uploaded in those wholesome and motivational playlists.
Because honestly that is a badass quote.
General Sam explaining actual canadian health care
Randomly joining Sam's stream only to get killed for an accessory item is the ultimate tarkov experience
the very definition of getting “tarkoved”
I’m wonder if people will do the same to him. Karma hits back hard
I love how you play the game, your inventory says it all. You don't care about the money or the XP or living for that matter. You just like the way this game makes you feel, the way it makes others feel, the way YOU can make other feel.
that "you're my best friend" activated all his schizo sleeper agents
"only really badass people kill themselves. that like the coolest thing you can do." Sam was then responsible for 100 deaths
Suicide is badass.
idk its gonna be hard to top Skyking.
@@Holesale00 ever heard of September 11th?
I could see Sam taking a screenshot of his friends' dead bodies and then mail sympathy cards to their moms, with printouts of the screenshots inside.
I remember when we called those photographs
@@yellowsaurus4895 considering I was in high school during disposable cameras' reign, I was trying to not confuse the younger viewers lol.
@@yellowsaurus4895 I think hes saying screenshots of the game
@@yellowsaurus4895
A photograph is an image captured by a camera. If you print out a screenshot, a digital capture of a digital display, it is a print of a screenshot, not a photo.
@its Time bro shut up
"I'm what I like to call a free-range human" 😂😂
The more depressed i get the more i look forward to Sam’s videos.
I like how every time Sam streams, it's to get something directly out of his audience.
Hes always doing fun little excursions with viewers only for him to be the only one walking out alive
as do all strimmers my friend
I enjoy the transparency
You said I was your best friend while I was pushing the fattest log out of my rear end. There was definitely a spiritual awakening in that moment
Pfp checks out👍🏼
Wow. How wonderful 🤩😇
Underrated
Same.
Log from Blamo
it really makes me happy that someone with thousands of more hours in this game than me is also completely clueless on woods
genuinely impressed with all the different war hardened images of rats he found
It’s an AI art generator
@@Crimson365 you've ruined the magic. 😔
@@Yuzzirpski Ignorance is not magic.
sam getting his italian bodyguard to cap the man that got the airdrop and cancelled a 5am dmv appointment to be there is genuinely one of the most fucked up things hes ever done. absolutely terrified
I’ve rewatched it like 60 times, funniest shit ever
Correct call if you ask me. Not only is it funny but you should not cancel an appointment like that just for the chance to play with a streamer.
what dmv opens at 5am? Can barely get the fuckers to do anything during regular working hours
I thought General Sam was better at this game. He never fails to disappoint me.
What are you his wife?
Dont you mean “he always disappoints and fails me?”
@@ronaldnault3211 Its the same thing
@@jerm2332 oh yeah you right
This dude is so true. Glad we got you here mate.
13:01 Was really expecting a: _"and 'forget' me in a closet when you move."_ right there.
31:10 cinematic masterpiece. walks away and all you hear is a gunshot to signal the jobs done
And everyone else making confusion noises
@@charlesransom4546 and it's Italian who does "the job"...
@@kakhakheviashvili6365 XD
Especially as the plane passes over
Sam the green tag means he’s a ‘sherpa’ which means that he’s reputable for helping newer players in the game. So he’s basically a self insert guide.
Yeah definitely report that asshole. How dare he help people.
thumbs up for good comment 👍
@@SpaceMissile .
he's a guy that spammed the bsg sherpa application
@@IrregularrAF the applications are a joke most sherpas are a joke as well
Truly one of the general sam vids of all time
ayo sam, youre looking better and better every vid that has been coming out recently, much respect and best wishes on your weight loss journey!
Sams face edits are a thing of nightmares
I think its made with an ai picture generator
@@InfantShredder69 ^^^ Sam doesn't have enough talent to make an edit like that
@@dismasthepenitent569 all you have to do for AI art is type words and press a button.
Perfect lazyness levels for Sam.
Playing Tarkov with Sam is like putting a hole in your brain with a power drill.
Like playing Russian Roulette with a double barrel shotgun.
Looks like somebody didn’t get picked out to get played with like a good little boy
Did it sound like this?
ua-cam.com/video/14v2768uUOU/v-deo.html
Everyone jokes, but Sam will always be my favorite UA-camr. Been watching since the Modded Skyrim days and still watching now. 8 years of the General!
1:39 aww that's so nice of you to finally mention me in a video
Another blessing from our rat overlord
All ye drink thy rat cola, for it is the blood of the rat overload.
Real ones have watched the live stream
@@Nate-ww8dl NO! We must cherish the rat cola! For when divine nourishment is needed!
@@pr0d I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna cherry pick the best parts of Sam's streams like a true.
oh yeah you think you're a real intellectual huh? I bet you still think rats are real you corporate shill. I bet you don't even know about the RATS government program back in '88. I bet you don't even realize they can control your TV. why do you think they crawl into the walls THEY ARE LISTENING IN
Loving the old jippy classics in this vid, good to bring out the old school stuff every now and then
Man, you are the best. Hope you never stop making content
"It's you. You're my best friend."
Haha, I'm in danger.
When they brought him to the river and talked about the animals, Sam knew. He’s had to have Lenny’d somebody before.
Whenever someone references public school literature they are almost always a psychopathic serial killer. Bail.
Hey Sam just wanted to let you know, I made two youngins' beg for their pitiful level 8 and 9 lives today for 3 minutes straight. I had one squeel like a pig, and that's when they tried to melee me, but I was too quick. Pop POP! Blood all over the walls.
I think you just earned the title "Rat legend"
Art.
@@MrVampirePirate Nah I think he just earned the title of "convicted murderer" cause it sounds like he just fucking doinked some kids
Excellent
Did you clip it? Im gonna need to see video evidence.
just found your videos man, great content, great transitions, you're hilarious. just subbed. keep it up!
i feel like Sam is the kinda person to when he catches his kids shoplifting criticizes them but then teaches them how to do it better
Sam’s been tweeting about AI art so much recently because he wants to have experience for when AI friend builder is released and he doesn’t need to have social contact anymore
Those already exist
Watching somebody who's played tarkov longer than me, struggle to navigate woods, made me feel really good.
Don't learn woods until it becomes the same as your house.
Please don't, I did that mistake and now I can't leave the woods
Lmao I love how the sherpa was out there slaying everyone
The only UA-camr/strimmer that makes ads and personal promos entertainment and funny as hell.
The most entertaining part about Sam's Tarkov vids is how unironically terrible he is at the game. Wipe is always a good time since we get to see him struggle all over again.
Awww you're my best friend too, Sam!
the actual skill making these videos is actually insane
That was 100% the accurate dosage of pepto
I'm currently at work sitting in a one stall bathroom watching this man like the rat I am
Sam said he’s my best friend, yet he still won’t make eye contact during sex 😡
Less than a minute in and Sam already has me rolling around on the floor in a fit of laughter
First General Sam video. Very entertaining. This guy is the Jim Jones of gaming.
The fact that sam is getting darker, more dirtier just shows how he is willing to get into the thick of it for those epic RAT STRATS!!!!!
"You, right there, your my best friend..." the kindness of this statement drowns in the shadows of the colossus that is your INTENT
“I think you’re projecting a little” 😂😂😂
Glorious, time for General Sams first of two videos this wipe!
This is an A tier vid sam, good job in the premise, scripting, acting and editing.
Keep doin your funky lil thang for me, it works
I think Sam should start calling his friends in tarkov "backpack" like Dora the explorer calling for boots
That look he gave after he drank the Pepto Bismol is the most relatable thing ever.
God do I love this hunk and his machinations.
Just when I was looking for more tarkov content from Sam, he delivered, truly a great day
Thank you Sam I’m glad you’ve recognized our friendship. I’ve almost completed my shrine to you
I gotta play with you soon Sam! My all time favorite content creator. Cry laughing for hours, I neither acknowledge nor deny that I may have shit my pants laughing once. I'll chad up so you can loot me brother.
Keep the good shit coming!
“all of my bullets hit a man that was alive and full of anger… full of hate”
🤣😭
The twitters been filled with this erotic but horrific rat artistry.
I love it
Its honestly impressive how sam has been around this long, made so much tarkov content, but still sucks complete ass lmfao! You've created your own spot in tarkov my good sir, one of kind, and the funny content is much appreciated, compared to the try hard videos other people make.
Crazy how this guy makes such good videos for.. I mean SURE. All of your videos are funny as always !
Papa Sam, in my moments of boredom you always release a rather lengthy video to take up my time and cure my boredom, thank you.
Sam's looking lighter on the loot these days
Finally a new vid.
Thanks Samuel.
I was saving this for my birthday today and I have to say this is probably the best birthday present I can ever give myself thanks Sam for your passive aggressive comments and your complete lack of remorse towards humans
" Ladies first. "
The only woman: " I'll walk around. "
Sam, you’re my best friend too. My wife’s boyfriend has been hanging out at the house a lot lately and your videos are an escape. I always knew we had something special, but thanks for confirming it. You’re like John Lennon to me. And I’m your Mark David Chapman ❤️
Your wife needs a new boyfriend if he ain’t hanging it with you more lol than her
The subscriber portraits are eerily accurate.
"I gotta stop drinking coffee" "I gotta wake up, I need a coffee"
I don’t even play Tarkov but his creativity and quality of his videos has peaked ever since he started uploading videos about it so I’m not complaining
Woods was the second map I learned and honestly my favorite for immersion. It is far more likely you'd be hitting up a spot like woods over interchange or reserve if you were in an escape from tarkov situation. Survivability is key. Learn the map. Hotspot first thing if spawn is good. Take paths off the beaten roads after reverse rotate and you'll survive. Not the most exciting gameplay but nice change of pace honestly and you can get a crap load of sugar running woods. It's nice to net like 140k 90% of the time you survive and survive like 80% of the time.
I dont play Tarkov, but boy am I excited whenever I see a new video from our Good Ol' General Sam
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a while
mid journey art in the beginning is just so cool
I haven't played Tarkov in so long. I have developed a rat mentality though simply from watching and observing Sam for so long. I'm so deep into the mind set that No matter what situation, be it in games or reality, I have made so many friends and formed so many circles... and gained so much... 😈🐀
I see myself as a Nurgle blessed rat, so that was close to the heart, thank you general.
Papa nurgle see's the best of you
When Sam whispers do shoot that guy I literally died of laughter. We were all thinking it.
This man is a soulless monster.
It seems we're all just Sam's rat pawns in the grand game of Tarkov
**Sam's fans exist **
_Sam : it's free real estate_
As soon as I saw Sam go to loot the grenade box I knew what was coming next.
I’m glad to see he went from seeing us as filth to filth that could help/protect him and make him rich when we die