Sam learns the importance of the Full Auto when using an M4 by dying to a single homeless guy using a twenty dollar pistol that peacekeeper sells primarily just to be rid of the fuckers
This is a masterpiece. The new “2020 Year of the Rat” that will garner plenty of new subs, that will then demand more Tarkov only for Sam to fuck them with Sub Rosa
@@HidingZebraTube true. As someone with no real interest in tarkov I really wish he would go back to doing variety. That said, if he reads this comment he’ll proceed to exclusively make tarkov videos for at least the next three months.
@@jacksonmiller9331 literally makes 2 videos on tarkov this month, and your complaining about variety? that being said I hope he does. just to rub your fking face in it. tons of other channels for you to watch other then just sam if you don't like the content......
I love how he's under the cash registers and wips out the gamma to shove stuff up his ass, "lemme just stash my ak under this bar hope papror will find this"
Was gonna say the same dang thing lmfao. The green screen editing is top fuckin tier, but the dream bit was always my favorite part. I even showed a coworker that part because it killed me so much (and him too, respectively) Then when Dream lied about it, this video was all I thought about. Coworker even brought it up to ME saying that. Anyway, I digress..
@@thelitmango6333 I call myself a rat because I make it a mission not to be seen and stay in the dark and to fill every square inch of space in my inventory
Practice with the bots like the people that play siege to warm up your aim. Also really listen to the audio cues of the bots running around. It’ll help more than you know.
im laughin so hard right now, "i gave him 60 warning shots and he wasnt going away so i bodied him 9 times" that about sums up my whole tarkov experience in one sentence lmao
8:00 "Well you kneecapped him, what do you think he's gonna say?" meanwhile scav is screaming "My hand!". I guess the scav was lying to trick them into pushing...
@@krokodilegrundee5101 Only if you squint and read into the tableau like it's some fucking modern art exhibit. Not every traphouse is Kafkaesque just because it makes us feel sad inside looking at it. Arbitrary and indifferent bureaucracy and its dehumanizing effect on the individual, the naked commodification of our entire existence from birth to death - that stuff is Kafkaesque. In order for that to be the case here, you'd have to skip some steps and rely on assumptions about a jizz-stained couch, how each jizz stain is actually representative of our plight as toothless gears in the machine of society. It takes more than the presence of cockroaches to make something Kafkaesque. Really, the scene depicts a beautiful symbiotic ecosystem because the roaches eat the jizz that falls on the mattress. Even when it's ugly, the circle of life has beauty in it.
I'm still not sure that wasn't him. After all he never showed his face or anything so it's just his word vs photos and evidence. Unless I missed something and the actual person in the photo came forwards.
@@ValdVincent it was funny that he never really denied that it was him, just said people found a random photo. Autismos really looked into it and it looks more and more like it was actually him
It is almost definitely him, a guy on kiwi farms compiled a bunch of evidence connecting confirmed dream stuff to the fella in the picture. The guy in the picture is named Clayton and Dream has basically confirmed his name is Clayton.
@@nebulah33 I work 45 hours a week with an hour drive every day. I'm level 27 without even having done 100 raids. The main thing is absolutely GRINDING out quests. My best run so far this wipe got me 6 quests done in 1 raid.
@@Ellioze_oops Honestly tho, theres not really any new games on the market with as much depth. Add on to this the fact is the that the game just wiped, and just wiped tarkov is like sex after a long dry spell.
@@LouisT1990 Maybe, but just by him using the beat he must know about him. Heard the track and liked it enough to use it, so he mustve atleast seen the feature
Remember, once you hit level 20 you gotta change that mindset into a grindset. Your network is your net worth. You don't scav run to save money, you scav run to MAKE money.
@@Arsonist_Xpert if you are refurring to the music around the 10 min mark with the Tony hawk special noises my best guess is its just a retro game theme playing, to me sounds like something you would hear in a sonic game but the description of the video does have the link the the music so you may be able to find more info there sorry I couldn't help more
Just when I thought sams editing skills and video quality hit its peak in his last video, he drops an exponentially better video. I don’t even play tarkov or really understand it much but I’ve watched most of sams tarkov videos because he puts in a lot of effort in each one.
15:00 it's even funnier now knowing that this actually was Dream when he was younger. He face-revealed, got embarrassed by the feedback and said it wasn't him lmao.
His green screen effects have ascended to a new level. Truly king of the rats.
Huge fan of your channel bro!! never expected to see you here
You pop up in the oddest places stay dangerous dude
You look like you’re from California
@@bfetrooper7806 bro he's like top comment in every general Sam tarkov vid
@@lordofthepigs888 He is.
The matched light sources on the green screens is so good
hi habie!
I didn't know habie was such a man of culture
Oh hey habie how strange seeing you here
oh, hello there habie
habie what are you doing here?
Sam's use of the green screen is constantly evolving
Ave true to Caesar
Evolved to Reality
Ave, true to Caesar
And it's so funny. He's a dsmn funny dude
"I fired 60 warning shots and he didn't go away" - I freakin' died.
Oh boy I sure do wonder who that I freakin' died guy is
Unlike the guy
First we chase the guy and feed him now we shoot at him.
I love during his wiggle Sam's hairpiece almost fell off.
Top comment material
Sams getting really good with the green screen, soon he’ll be able edit himself into a happy homosexual relationship
Soon my friend
With Aqua ❤️
My man about to rotoscope himself into a diverse and impressive portfolio
lol
with stimpee
This has to be the highest quality production sam has done yet.
Love the editing. Its almost like you're ratting sround irl
“Best fights of the wipe”
*domes a guy with nothing doing the friendly dance*
@Bundle O’ Fuck is a rats world
The guy hid his kit in the bushes.
A true rat can always smell deception.
Sam learns the importance of the Full Auto when using an M4 by dying to a single homeless guy using a twenty dollar pistol that peacekeeper sells primarily just to be rid of the fuckers
I learned that yesterday after some dude violated me and I didn't have my m4 on full auto
This is some high tier editing bro it feels like I payed to watch this
Does feel like paid content aye
he takes a little bit of your loot when your watching the video
@@apollo6024 that's fine i suck anyways.
@@averypoggamer3700 hes coming for those hoses
>"pumping station"
>"BACK DOOR KEY"
The jokes just write themselves, eh, Sam?
This is a masterpiece. The new “2020 Year of the Rat” that will garner plenty of new subs, that will then demand more Tarkov only for Sam to fuck them with Sub Rosa
I subbed for Sub Rosa. He's been fucking me with Tarkov ever since
@@HidingZebraTube true. As someone with no real interest in tarkov I really wish he would go back to doing variety. That said, if he reads this comment he’ll proceed to exclusively make tarkov videos for at least the next three months.
@@jacksonmiller9331 I mean Tarkov JUST wiped and the man loves Tarkov, I can’t blame em.
@@jacksonmiller9331 literally makes 2 videos on tarkov this month, and your complaining about variety? that being said I hope he does. just to rub your fking face in it. tons of other channels for you to watch other then just sam if you don't like the content......
Yeah but Tarkov pays the bills.
I love how he's under the cash registers and wips out the gamma to shove stuff up his ass, "lemme just stash my ak under this bar hope papror will find this"
Yeah, might just take a longer while.
He will manage to find it,
Eventually.
The good old backup plan
The dream bit at 15:30 is so much funnier now knowing that that picture actually is young dream and he lied about it
Was gonna say the same dang thing lmfao. The green screen editing is top fuckin tier, but the dream bit was always my favorite part. I even showed a coworker that part because it killed me so much (and him too, respectively) Then when Dream lied about it, this video was all I thought about. Coworker even brought it up to ME saying that. Anyway, I digress..
I literally cried laughing for 15 minutes at this part. My god poor random fat guy got roasted lmao
I'm seeing a lot of chad energy from someone who calls themselves a rat.
He's been breeding. Soon he will reach the writhing stasis of the ancient rat king - the chadest of all rats.
A true rat is adaptable to any situation.
When it is wipe, it is acceptable for Pure-Rats to become temporary disciples of the Chad-Rat Hybrid Until Flea Market
Rat lost its meaning when everyone who loots a filing cabinet calls themselves a rat.
@@thelitmango6333 I call myself a rat because I make it a mission not to be seen and stay in the dark and to fill every square inch of space in my inventory
San doesn’t teach us how to survive Tarkov, he teaches us how to survive an average day in the Ukraine
Same thing
In Tarkov you are actually controlling a real man with a go pro on his head
@@theonethingwealladore reminds me of that movie with Russell Crowe.
Why "the" though
@@pivot892 gamer 😎😎😎
Bro his first 3 minutes of green screen is so funny, good content, makes me laugh
It could've been the whole video and I'd have been satisfied. So good!
After actually playing this game it comes off as a miracle that you can make it look as fun as you do.
it is fun, when it's not mental torture.. which is 98% of the time. I think i rage quit 3 different times yesterday lol
Y'all are bad lol
Practice with the bots like the people that play siege to warm up your aim. Also really listen to the audio cues of the bots running around. It’ll help more than you know.
I've always been impressed by Sam's greenscreens, but holy shit that intro was GOD TIER
Finding out that I, the viewer, was actually there with him, was the greatest plotwist of all time.
Rumie?
not only is it a "pumping station" key, its a "backdoor" key
Double the fun
I can't hear Steve's voice now without thinking of his disgusting symbiote spore hat, i bet his headset grows out of it when he plays
What? 🤣
@@danygreenlee5679 Podcast
His headset and his hat merges into one but the hat stays alive. Steve has bought over 240 headsets this year alone
"Its better to have Flea Market at lvl 20"
Lets his friends buy Stuff for him on the Flea since he has not reached lvl 20
All jokes aside, the editing on this video is truly top notch
Just realized "That shit kinda got me horrrneee dawg!" is from Sam lmao
Pretty sure its from a vine isnt it?
Edit its really from sam and my mind is broken
No way
Link?
i thought it was from stimpy lol he uses it too i assume since he knows sam
smh, people don't know
Yesss my favourite show “balding man going through a midlife crisis” has returned! 🙌😌
Hes only like 30. Must be a pretty fucking short life.
@@IIHawkGamingII 1600's baby...
@@IIHawkGamingII aw I’m only joking. sam is great 😊
"Balding man going through mid life crisis" sounds like Wingsofredemption
@@sauron7175 That is true.
15:00 we came full circle, the fat guy actually is dream before he lost weight lmfaooo
im laughin so hard right now, "i gave him 60 warning shots and he wasnt going away so i bodied him 9 times" that about sums up my whole tarkov experience in one sentence lmao
90% of Sam's gunfights start with him yelping in fear.
*two shots*
Sam: AAAAĚUG
I'm genuinely impressed with how well he matched his lighting with the background.
I can’t be the only one that loves how Sam made good friends with Exfil since their first encounter right?
What happened
Interesting way of saying repeat victim
@@danygreenlee5679 exfil camper killed Sam, but Sam found his stream to learn his ways
Thought they fell out?
@@ryanhall4659 you're thinking of pestily, and how he acted like a bitch
The new trend on sketchy paid Tarkov sherpa sites: Rat Conversion Therapy.
Is that... To or From Rat?
turns out it actually was dream lmfao
this guy is a whole new level of comedy, wait till people start copying this shit
Sam’s been a real funny fella for years, glad he’s just growing more and more now
Saw a low sub channel try to copy Sam's type of Humor and even the green screen. It was cringe af.
@@asmbeats5369 What's the channel name? I gotta see how low effort that shit is.
He did a rdr2 video with one dude who "plagiarized him"
@@Jason-mu8hw Wish i remembered it, i clicked off cause i started cringing. If i find it in my view history imma drop the link.
the production quality on this went through the damn ceiling
Sam is like an ever-folding katana
Can we talk about jippys music taste, I just heard westside gunn in a Sam video
Deadass tho, westside gunn is heavily underrated
What song was that its been in my head for a week
@@timothystewart2848 jippy - B O G O
hijacking comment to mention the "countdown clock" from jippys tape No. 25
@@lordofspork9865 hey do you happen to know the song in his outro? I've been looking for it forever lol
15:00 who came back over here after dream's real face reveal?
Lmao Sam was just roasting him anyways 🤣
bro i was scrolling the comments looking for this lmfaoo
Please help!
Whats the name of the song at around 11:00?
8:00 "Well you kneecapped him, what do you think he's gonna say?" meanwhile scav is screaming "My hand!". I guess the scav was lying to trick them into pushing...
1:36 I’m now convinced this isn’t a green screen and that your living room actually *is* a Kafkaesque nightmare.
Not what Kafkaesque means :D
@@I_EAF_19882 the f*ck do you mean
@@ren4issance-754 that room is not "Kafkaesque."
@@I_EAF_19882 yeah it is tho lmao, it's perfectly representative of the crushingly ordinary and weird alienation of someones life
@@krokodilegrundee5101 Only if you squint and read into the tableau like it's some fucking modern art exhibit. Not every traphouse is Kafkaesque just because it makes us feel sad inside looking at it. Arbitrary and indifferent bureaucracy and its dehumanizing effect on the individual, the naked commodification of our entire existence from birth to death - that stuff is Kafkaesque. In order for that to be the case here, you'd have to skip some steps and rely on assumptions about a jizz-stained couch, how each jizz stain is actually representative of our plight as toothless gears in the machine of society. It takes more than the presence of cockroaches to make something Kafkaesque.
Really, the scene depicts a beautiful symbiotic ecosystem because the roaches eat the jizz that falls on the mattress. Even when it's ugly, the circle of life has beauty in it.
Notification Squad 🔥💯
That dream part was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
You should watch the podcasts
I just feel bad for the dude, I just hope he doesn’t know
I'm still not sure that wasn't him. After all he never showed his face or anything so it's just his word vs photos and evidence.
Unless I missed something and the actual person in the photo came forwards.
@@ValdVincent it was funny that he never really denied that it was him, just said people found a random photo. Autismos really looked into it and it looks more and more like it was actually him
It is almost definitely him, a guy on kiwi farms compiled a bunch of evidence connecting confirmed dream stuff to the fella in the picture. The guy in the picture is named Clayton and Dream has basically confirmed his name is Clayton.
Crazy that picture WAS actually Dream.
Yoooo new wipe!
hello random verified user
Not anymore for some people xD
@@Blem. Imma be honest I hit market and it's been slick/altyn since then. If I have it, why wouldn't I?
@@benjamingood8511 it’s no longer rats vs chad’s it’s employed vs the unemployed
@@nebulah33 I work 45 hours a week with an hour drive every day. I'm level 27 without even having done 100 raids. The main thing is absolutely GRINDING out quests. My best run so far this wipe got me 6 quests done in 1 raid.
Green screen: *Exists*
Seneral Gam: *Slurping sounds*
Revisiting this channel is like driving down my childhood street: everything is changing and it makes me feel old.
The humour is still their though, I think Sam’s content has gotten better over time unlike most things.
@@callidusvulpes5556 too much tarkov its getting annoying.
@@OFWGKTADGAF696 tarkov is his new rust
@@OFWGKTADGAF696 Cause theres so many other interesting games to play right?
@@Ellioze_oops Honestly tho, theres not really any new games on the market with as much depth. Add on to this the fact is the that the game just wiped, and just wiped tarkov is like sex after a long dry spell.
3:05 that was one of the most creative things I’ve ever seen in a UA-cam video
15:00 love how IT ENDED UP BEING DREAM
This is the best content I've ever seen. Sam you're a goddamn legend.
I’m so glad this P O S Finally got the credit he deserves. I started watching when he was only at 5k. Happy hunting POS
Best intro I've seen from you Sam, very impressed. Plus the Westside Gunn in the background? Pure unbridled sex
Boom boom boom boooooom
masterpiece
I couldnt believe it how tf does Sam know about Griselda
@@albertkotze8974 Sam doesn't know about Griselda, he uses beats from cats who know their hip hop tho
@@LouisT1990 Maybe, but just by him using the beat he must know about him. Heard the track and liked it enough to use it, so he mustve atleast seen the feature
15:16 that's actually him
Call me antisemitic, but I still refuse to believe Sam is aware of the existence of Westside Gun.
Legit laughed out loud at "It was a fucken ambush!"
What’s that from?
@@XLAMP12-1 Boondock Saints. 👍🏻
a general sam video with WESTSIDE GUNN playing, idk what timeline i’m in but sign me up
God it's so fucking good. Sam is putting out amazing content
OOOOH THE WESTSIDE GUNN CAME IN SO HARD SAMUAL
He's so good
whats that song bro??
@@Gabrielplaysdrums Gorilla Monsoon with MF DOOM off of WestSide Doom
GRISELDA REPRESENT
15:20 aged very well
Lmao turns it was Dream
The dream bit is even funnier now because of it being confirmed by dream he lied about it not being him to hide he was fat lmao.
You know when Sam busts out the green screen and west$ide gunn it’s going to be a banger
Which song is it brother?
@@CommandoCodster Gorilla Monsoon feat. MF DOOM
3:13 SAM USING WESTSIDE GUNN REMIXES IS ELITE
What song is that? Got a link brother?
whats the remix man i need it
Don't know the remix, but the original is "Gorilla Monsoon", and it says music by Jippy. I'll try to look around for the remix.
@@MightyAmygdala I've tried... shits buried in a vault
@@00g99 Sam's gotta give the people what they want a drop a link for it.
As usual Sam has Grade A editing skills
And Grade F in morality when it comes to Tarkov
Update: it turned out to be Dream
"we knee-capped him what do you think he's going to say?"
*SCAV * OOOOOOOH MY HAAAAAAND
Lmfao
Dads at 3pm after flexing how early they woke up to work: 21:45
specific
Yo, 3 seconds, that's a new record, even for me. And I hold the record in the fastest shot in Twinsburg, Ohio.
I’m just down the road, I’m comin for you boy
You forgot to mention each scav is a potential business partner bartering with em in raid has helped me alot
How do you do that?
Remember, once you hit level 20 you gotta change that mindset into a grindset. Your network is your net worth.
You don't scav run to save money, you scav run to MAKE money.
15:14 Funniest part is that it was actually him
Title of the video is what Sam mutters to himself every time he poops
You know, the 10 hour shift in blistering heat seems worth it with this to come home to 🐀🐀
Wachowski level effects on this one.
It looked like the guy who jumped that corner was looking up to the other camping spot that was in another Sam video. He just picked the wrong one.
Might be the best intro I've ever seen. The life flashing before your eyes when you die transition was gold
Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left
relatable, Just joking we are all virgins!
this guys production quality is mental, for a rat at least.
The production level just keeps going up
“Here, let me see if they’re still out there.”
*an entire mag is dumped right by his head*
“Yeah, they’re still out there.”
I've never enjoyed anything more than hearing the Tony hawk special noise while handing in the quests 🙌
Do you happen to know the music that plays during the montage?
@@Arsonist_Xpert if you are refurring to the music around the 10 min mark with the Tony hawk special noises my best guess is its just a retro game theme playing, to me sounds like something you would hear in a sonic game but the description of the video does have the link the the music so you may be able to find more info there sorry I couldn't help more
@@optimalbonkerz thanks, I'll keep looking for it
*People in General Sam's videos are like actors in movies* XD
7:56 *Rips scavs face off with buckshot*
Scav: *starts fucking screaming*
an appropriate response
Fantastic intro, seriously impressive.
15:09 Funny cause that 100% IS dream as well lol
I thought this said “new car new me” but then I remembered Sam prolly don’t leave his house
giving a homeless man a greenscreen was a mistake
In terms of production, this may be Sam's Magnum opus.
Improvement in lighting is appreciated.
"Tarkov wipe about 3 weeks ago"
Me: and there are already two lvl 71's..
And then it did turn out to be dream. They were right all along
The way Steve says "THE Reba McIntyre!?" with such genuine mirth had me dying.
From the hit 90’s film “Tremors” on Blu-ray?
Military/Police firearms training: aim center mass
Sam: shoot em in the knees
The fucking production quality holy shit
I only now realize that the fake dream actually looks like fat dream.
That intro hit DIFFERENT man, das alot of editing.
Do you know what song plays at like around 0:16 - 1:24 ?
@@larry5745 have you found it by any chance?
@@justas66666 still looking but it sounds something like ua-cam.com/video/h0el5H-zPg0/v-deo.html
@@larry5745 dont think thats it :(
@@larry5745 honestly i love how you respond after leaving a comment 4 months ago 😂
Quite possibly the best intro i have ever seen
I’m so glad Sam likes Westside Gunn, definitely the right vibe for this game
15:00 that was dream KEKW
Just when I thought sams editing skills and video quality hit its peak in his last video, he drops an exponentially better video. I don’t even play tarkov or really understand it much but I’ve watched most of sams tarkov videos because he puts in a lot of effort in each one.
15:00 it's even funnier now knowing that this actually was Dream when he was younger. He face-revealed, got embarrassed by the feedback and said it wasn't him lmao.
30 seconds and I’m laughing my ass off