“Celestial spotlight searching for my insecurities” is actually insane. They’re growing too powerful, or perhaps slowly releasing more of what they’ve been forced to hold back
Guy who’s walking behind a girl and doesn’t want to be creepy so starts acting like he’s not creepy but then gets mad that he’s in his head about it so he starts pretending like he doesn’t care what she thinks, then when he gets to break away from her he’s happy that he can stop thinking about it, then gets even angrier that he cares that much so he slows down and walks like he doesn’t care if she thought he was following her or not, and then you guys can take it from there.
the way i see it. if it's a rule, i have no problem taking my shirt off. if there's no rule, you'll have to cut my shirt off of my bound and dead body.
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Batman if he had body dysmorphia
Who's saying he doesn't already?
knowing that you are factually fat isn't body dysmorphia, i think you are confused
This is American Psycho lol
@@Jachammer93 yeah exactly they're both played by christian bale
@@Jachammer93apocalypse now*
"I bring a swim shirt to a gun fight" 😂
And sit ups for the first time this year 💀
“Celestial spotlight searching for my insecurities” is actually insane. They’re growing too powerful, or perhaps slowly releasing more of what they’ve been forced to hold back
😂😂
"I do sit-ups for the first time this year and lie to myself."
I watched you change (into a swim shirt)
Shoutout to deftones🔥🔥
And I looked away…
It’s like you neverrr,
did sit-ups
EUUUWWWW
Deftones was a great pick for this short
The Apocalypse Now reference is not lost on me
Matt catching zero responsibility for this is crazy work.
Gotta be Matt McCusker. He hates UV shirts, little kids arent jacked anymore.
Favorite Rorschach monologue
never compromise not wearing a swim shirt even in the face of a pool party
least intense use of deftones:
the deftones in the backround!!!???? ily almost friday
Nah this aint even a joke. This real shit.
Me asf when I am unable to enjoy living because of how invested I am in how others perceive me 😂😂😂
That's unironically deep and profound.
real! unfortunately.
This is so relatable I wore one my whole life except for this summer I don’t have to anymore cuz I finally lost weight
well done
Good shit bro
the deftones in the background was so perfect. You outdid yourselves with this one boys
I'm in shape, I'm round
Hits different when he’s just being honest
Love the music choice
@@Podcast690 Change - deftones
@@Podcast690change- deftones👍🏿
@@Podcast690Deftones - Change
@@jtho94deftones- change
This goes so freakin hard
“How will I explain wearing a swim shirt in a hot tub at night?”
You won’t. So be it.
Great song choice
I forgot it was even summer 😂
Nah its Autumn bruh
Good song choice, love Deftones
So terrifying I got chills 😱
“I must wear it as I must wear my skin”😂
Why did you guys do a documentary about my teenage years?
"Well, swim shirt it is"
A+ song choice
bro the fact that you put deftones behind this is crazy
This one is too real
This is a rorschach monolog if I've ever heard one😂
How do you see into my soul? Are we one? Are we the same. I love you, cachicamo.
An American badass is at large, extra extra large.
Bro this is amazingly perfect rn 😂
these last two shorts have been great, the simpler stuff is funnier imo
Banger after banger after banger
Damn i feel personally attacked 😢
Max Payne monologues vibes
The swim shirt doesn’t hide anything, dude.
True if anything makes you look worse
Absolute banger
This is giving me hard Ben Affleck daredevil vibes.
More relatable than Royce Dupont
Lol at least he has friends who invited him to a pool
This man needs Brion Bishop and a washing machine
Idk man this may be one of my fucking favorites ❤
This channel is perfect
I want the doc that this monologue was typed up on
Rorschach with a shirt instead of a mask
The Manosphere isn't ready for this.
This did not need to go this hard
Here’s to hoping for the last swim shirt Summer
Watched deer hunter once
Hahah insecure Patrick Bateman!!
This sounds like an LA problem lmao
Change - Deftones is the music
I WATCHED YOU CHANGE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Don’t worry it doesn’t matter. I have an 8 pack and I’m still striking out left and right
Deftones in the background
Where's the second half of this new psoriasis prescription medication commercial?
Deftones in the background 😂
Change (on the beach of hunks)
Guy who’s walking behind a girl and doesn’t want to be creepy so starts acting like he’s not creepy but then gets mad that he’s in his head about it so he starts pretending like he doesn’t care what she thinks, then when he gets to break away from her he’s happy that he can stop thinking about it, then gets even angrier that he cares that much so he slows down and walks like he doesn’t care if she thought he was following her or not, and then you guys can take it from there.
I’M GONNA COME
Liked for Deftones
7 day fast before the pool party, vomit off one beer and 2 cigarette
Damn 69 cent diesel. What year is this, 06?
Deleted Scene from Apocalypse Now ?
So be it.
Holy shit that’s food
I know this is satire but goddamnit I shouldn’t have related this much
awesome! another funny sketch like happy hour and fringe guy that definitely doesn’t make me feel bad
Liam Cullagh if he had insecurities
A tortured mind part 3?
Oops I wanted to save this for tomorrow. Guess imma just be depressed
Rorschirt
YES!!!!!!!
What’s the song
Real😢
I’m rotting away in my room because I have no friends and I am mentally ill
Swim shirt is literally never the move. Unless you’re an infant.
The Max Payne sequel we didn’t deserve or need-and really shouldn’t even have been made in the first place.
Still better than the movie
I almost just pissed on myself
Not change by deftones 💀
Yep
Yall get invited to pool parties?
In these situations I say WWBD what would Bradley Nowell do
Pretty proud of my body but lifting gave me bacne. Fml
White boy summer
I just wear a swim shirt cus i have gender dysphoria and am in the closet still
But you do you, big man
I didn’t give you permission to make a documentary about my childhood
not deftones as the background 😂
the way i see it. if it's a rule, i have no problem taking my shirt off. if there's no rule, you'll have to cut my shirt off of my bound and dead body.
tomoŕŕow
He definitely has biles all over his back 🤢. I heard it’s doing the rounds
Big ups lil batty boi
For each like I get I will eat 700 billion swimshirts
please proof 🥰🥰🥰
"I watched you not change, you stayed....faaaaaaat, faaaat, faaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Try growing up in a time BSS (before swim shirts) it sucked
Ok but like as a trans man that hits tooo close home lmao
Shirtschach