The Justice League (Josstice League) Movie Roast - A Superhero Disaster
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Today's roast is a real doozy. One of the biggest big-budget disasters put on the silver screen. Zack Snyder's Justice League would eventually see the light of day but this version... this ain't it. Joss Whedon was hired on to "finish" what Snyder had started but instead went a different route. Warner Bros. decided they needed to fix the film and reshoot/re-edit and basically remake the entire Justice League movie. What we have is a Frankenstein's monster of a picture. Let's destroy The Justice League!
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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
Edited by: Adam Olinger
And the scene is over, IT WAS FOUR SECONDS LONG 😂😂😂😂😂
"Uggh, fuck my ass I forgot to secure the box..."🤣
I can't get enough of this roast. This is next-level Adam. The funniest thing I have ever seen on UA-cam. Love that this was my pick. I want Joss Whedon to see this. ...."HACK!"
Adam's quick roasts and humor is why I'm still subscribed.
Same for sure😂
Yup
0:46 Did they make Momoa cross-eyed ?! 😂
Comedy gold, Adam
Loved this!!
“This scene was four seconds long” got me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Dying with a blood splatter f u to the world is legendary
I noticed that about these DCEU movies having characters, sometimes random ones, do narrations once and then never again. lol
A gratuitous upskirt shot of Wonder Woman is the only way I can achieve climax now. It was 4 seconds long.
Makes me wonder what angles whedon tried that Gadot successfully lobbied against? And were they over 4 seconds (for a friend)?
My god.... I found your channel the other day. Great stuff. I really want you and Drinker to do a video. Both of your commentaries would go together very well.
“I hope when I die my blood leaves the image of a middle finger. One final fuck you to the world” - Adam
Beautifully said
That was so funny , I can just picture Batman riding a kids push bike that he just stole.
I must be the only person who liked this film even a little. I've seen it twice and just bought it to watch another few more times at least. I was actually glad these scenes were 4 seconds long because in the Snyder cut they were 4 mins long in slow motion with sad music, and that was too much. At least Whedon didn't subject us to Alfred showing Wonder Woman how to make tea, Seriously that happens in the Snyder Cut and it wasn't 4 seconds long.
Thank you for making videos Adam. You’re a G
I watched about 1min of your vid. Loving the hair cut. I’ll come back to watch the rest later 🤙
The Ivan Ooze line was gold xD
I wish this movie had only been 4 seconds long, damn this movie blows chunks!!!!
Your awesome man and funny as hell, I loved your video with Cody leach
Your mimic of everybody "everybody knows" sounds better than the one in the film
This movie, I'm just guessing here, was a multiple of 4 seconds long. Yeah, good roasting, it needed it.
I know I've said this before... but this is easily one of your best. It's hilarious!
On the road to 100K and I love it
The Russian family is basically the family from Avengers Age of Ultron.
Thanks for that morsel of wisdom. Don't ruin the party.
Now if only we could get a sequel to the actually good Justice League
There isn’t a good Justice League
@christaggart5687 Yes, would that been great to have gotten a sequel to The Definitive and The Only Cut that is Worthy of the Title:
Justice League.
Yes, Zack Snyder’s Justice League is absolutely Phenomenal.
@@pjpatrona polished turd is still a turd
@@MZ99698 my bad. I meant “great” Justice League
@@christaggart5687 lol great response. I still disagree though.
I've watched this roast three times. Put it in the background while I work. "The scene is four seconds long." This has to be his best mockery. So funny.
The best part is I did Suicide Squad next. I think some of those scenes are legit 4 seconds long, haha. I had to come up with a different catchphrase for that one.
@@AdamDoesMovies This one was outstanding. You've gotten a crap ton of views too.
Very cool and funny videos,thanks adam
Brilliant coverage
Adam is always funny, but these last few roasts have been extra funny!
Such a gem Adam. The puns and the wits ALWAYS make my day. Thanks.
This is great man. What an awesome video to watch with my breakfast and coffee. Keep it up my dude.
This was your best roast yet Adam!
Im watching this at work unpacking freight.
Im laughing hard enough... I know others can hear me...
2017 had Justice League and The Last Jedi, talk about feeling like you got punched in the dick after leaving the theater. I don't think I've ever walked out being more letdown by two movies that I was really pumped for.
Adam is a great critic… I’m sick of a lot that decided to only give praises and never criticise anything
Should there be a crossover between this movie and Children of the Corn?
Where some of the Children have superpowers?
Did we just MAKE A BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE, BABY!?
You showed it, but forgot to mention it. The mural on the wall of Aquaman, and the three Mother Boxes... It doesn't make any sense. What does Aquaman have to do with the Mother Boxes? Nothing. Not even one, let alone three.
12:03 and 12:09 Notice one of Aquaman's superpowers is to change position of his nipples. Sometimes they hide underneath tattoos, sometimes they're out exposing themselves.
They just didn't give a fuck during the reshoots.
How does this feel both rushed and yet so much longer than the 4 hour "Zack Snyder's Justice League"?
🎉awesome job homeskillet😂
I bought into the hype of Zack Snyder Justice League. Did not like it, it was long, grim, self indulgent wanking, did not like the Cyborg story, and the plot of "stop the 3 evil boxes from combining" was about on par with something like the MS-dos Doom 1 and 2 games. Also the multiple LONG alternate reality ending sequences, I didn't see why they needed to be included.
Out of morbid curiosity I later watched "Josstice League." It's much better because it's 2 hours shorter. And the infamous "CGI mustache" scenes were the only times Henry Cavil felt somewhat like Superman.
Cavill's a lot of things, one of those is a charisma vacuum.
I’m late to this one but now I get to watch a half hour Adam video 😁
I want to see your roast of the snyder cut. I know the punchline will be the scene was four minutes* long.
Excellent, Adam!
“Kal-El nOoOo” 🤣🤣
In ZSJL Wonder Woman isn't anywhere as near objectified.
This movie sucks. But... I think it's FAR superior to the Snyder cut. In fact, I Blame the weaknesses of this movie on Snyder. Whedon at least made it watchable.
Yeah, beyond just being much shorter (HUGE win) Whedon tried to do some less grim, morbid, depressing stuff in the reshoots that are more appropriate for the characters in the Justice League (outside of Batman.) I actually think the CGI mustache stuff is the only time these movies came remotely close to getting the Cavil Superman right. But it was basically 3 movies deep with the horrible tone and feel of the Snyder DC films and he had to try and salvage something good out of the third one which was impossible.
Supes just throwing away batman 😂😂😂
The sound FX were great 😂
Josstice League deserves every bit of slag you threw at it. The difference between this pathetic and embarrassing shitshow and Zack Snyder's Justice League is day and night.
They are both bad. One takes 2 hours less to watch, which gives it the win.
28:20I couldn’t believe this either.
I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅 omg the KAL EL NO 😅😅😅
Very funny video thanks! Very accurate too!
Absolutely hilarious video.
That Russian family plot was so damn pointless.
HAHAHA that intro tho
I'm ready for the superhero era to be over. Some of them are still really good, it's not like I hate the whole genre, GOTG3 was amazing. But it's just so over saturated. I want gross and offensive comedies to come back, I miss those.
this version is obsolete after the snyder cut
28:20! FACTS!!
Don't like Zack Snyder either. Justice League would have been better off not being made in the first place. These characters deserve more than the shit show of a company that is WB.
It's about crime
I liked the movie.
Was it Joker or Dark Knight, no.
But did I see DC heroes save the day, yes.
The flood scene in Justice League made no sense. With the exception of Batman they all could have escaped that flood with no problem. What do they do!? They use that awkward looking crab machine that barely gets them to the top. Why was Steppenwolf so much weaker than Superman? I don't think Joss Whedon should take much of the blame for how this edited version turned out. The source is Zack Snyder, he's the one who came up with the story.
No, this was a complete butchering job by Whedon and the studio. Of course, that 6 degrees of hate for Snyder has to make it rounds. The Snyder Cut is top tier as far as CBMs go. Deal.
@@jynxce Yet it still had remnants from the Whedon cut.
When it comes to mermen, I prefer the merman from Cabin In The Woods 😂
I prefer the merman in Zoolander.
I know no one reads comic but Superman does not rescue kittens from trees I know I know shocking.
Who cares when we have the fabulous Snydercut now
Wonder Woman wasn’t being objectified by the angles. The men are also shot from the same angles. The purpose of the angle is to make the viewer feel like they are looking up to the heroes. Plus, Aquaman is walking around shirtless.
Ah yes, the classic behind the ass superhero shot. Definitely heroic.
Awesome video Adam !! This movie is just as bad as rise of Skywalker. Just shit. Kal el no! Horrible !!!
Rise is wsy worse. It ruined Luke Skywalker's character.
@@anubusx The Last Jedi ruined Luke
Man, I forgot how bad this was. I always hated the whole "Flash being on top of WW" moment but I forgot all the ass shots and her constantly talking about Steve. But the writing for everyone else is so lame!
I remember Joss Whedon eventually spoke out regarding all the criticism for his version of the movie, but he didn't do it until MAYBE late 2020, most likely later. And all the stuff he said was so tone dear and completely missed the point on everything. And the way he talked about Gal was really insulting. The guy came off as an aragant dick!
Seriously? This is the guy nerds used to obsess over? I was never into him to begin with, but come on!
PS - did...did they green screen the JL standing in a warehouse? Why not just use an ACTUAL warehouse! Decisions like this are why some VFX workers are moving to unionize people!
I remember that Whedon interview. It was clearly meant as the start of a redemption/comeback PR campaign for him and he came off as such an arrogant asshole that he literally hasn’t been heard from publicly again.
Your mother's box is tight!
Both movies are trash, the argument that one is better then the only is only valid if your comparing shit to shit, i will say one thing about the josh one the "come together" cover is wonderful, the simple fact i watched the same movie twice hoping it was better, ive been fooled not once but twice.
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You chase after two rabbits, you will catch neither.
You are Overacting 🤧
It’s called comedy..