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  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 9 років тому +1377

    One of my favorite games ever! It's a bit tainted considering how long it's been since HL2 came out... And it ended on a cliff hanger...Not mad or anything...
    But still, one of the coolest gaming experiences I had as a young kid. And HL2 is even better. HL2 episode 2 is probably the best out of all the HL games/expansions though. It's short, but it's one huge epic moment after another the whole way through. Looking forward to the next part, Jirard!

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 9 років тому +307

    Rhymes with platoon you say?
    Sweet we've got a Witcher 3 video next week guys!

  • @rerez
    @rerez 9 років тому +154

    Didn't think anyone could actually make a modern review of this game and say things worth hearing. Color me impressed! Great work!

    • @Hazelpupps
      @Hazelpupps 3 роки тому

      rerez! what are you doing here?

    • @Lucky-132
      @Lucky-132 2 роки тому

      Did not think I'll would see you here

  • @luske2
    @luske2 9 років тому +57

    No one remembers Half-Life: Decay :/ it was a fun co-op expansion for half-life, but here Jirard only mentioned opposing force and blue shift...

    • @emfs9522
      @emfs9522 7 років тому +15

      luske2 it was only for the ps2 and most never played it on that system.

    • @NBAKatsura
      @NBAKatsura 6 років тому +1

      Erick Shafer it got converted to pc as a mod too

    • @resijade4342
      @resijade4342 4 роки тому

      Also Half-Life counter strike, that was originally a mod for HL but then became its own part of the game in Half-Life: Platinum.

  • @jayyule9244
    @jayyule9244 9 років тому +364

    Jirard played half life on the 130th episode
    1"3"0
    "3"
    Half life 3 confirmed

    • @justinbowman1342
      @justinbowman1342 9 років тому +6

      Paltuscine Saying nice meme has become a meme itself.

    • @justinbowman1342
      @justinbowman1342 9 років тому

      ***** So true, nothing is safe on the internet.

    • @SlyCoopergraff
      @SlyCoopergraff 9 років тому

      Jay Yule But, 1X3X0 is zero, so... even your joke has poor structure...

    • @MrWooper96
      @MrWooper96 9 років тому +4

      Sly Cooper BUT, 1+3+0=4. Four is one digit, and 4-1=3. Half Life 3 confirmed.

    • @Danmarinja
      @Danmarinja 9 років тому

      Thank mr skeltal.

  • @horesfan400
    @horesfan400 9 років тому +203

    "And gets separated from his platoon"
    Sounds like Splatoon
    You're a kid now
    You're a marine now

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 7 років тому

      +Minrod Vils
      Wut

    • @Cheezmonka
      @Cheezmonka 7 років тому +3

      That escalated quickly.

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 9 років тому +124

    Yeah you thought you could get me with those jumpscares. Well it didn't work.

    • @harken2890
      @harken2890 9 років тому

      ***** What was that second one?

    • @1Brony
      @1Brony 9 років тому +15

      harken2890 I think it was P.T

    • @Blitzie
      @Blitzie 9 років тому

      DashieSparkle got me with the first one and the last one, had me here just saying to myself: god. fucking. dammit

    • @Bubbatauti
      @Bubbatauti 9 років тому

      Rena Ryuugu Ah, now I'm sad again...

    • @leviadragon99
      @leviadragon99 9 років тому

      DashieSparkle
      Wait... there were jumpscares? O_o

  • @Coolguysup
    @Coolguysup 8 років тому +203

    I just started playing this morning... Then continued playing it for 5 hours....

    • @tylerchenoweth5017
      @tylerchenoweth5017 8 років тому +20

      Hail Gaben

    • @edenelegiac
      @edenelegiac 8 років тому +3

      I played a week ago by selling perler bead headcrabs on reddit

  • @BulletBillSoilder
    @BulletBillSoilder 8 років тому +113

    For half life 3 I want Adrain Shepard to come back cause more character development

    • @neonryder8897
      @neonryder8897 8 років тому +5

      that would be perfect

    • @neonryder8897
      @neonryder8897 8 років тому +2

      that would be perfect

    • @tilt3736
      @tilt3736 5 років тому +1

      that would be perfect

    • @eskimocbus1431
      @eskimocbus1431 5 років тому +1

      that would be perfect

    • @JackFoxtrotEDM
      @JackFoxtrotEDM 5 років тому +2

      that would be perfect
      Do you guys think Adrian volunteered to be a Metrocop or do you think he was transformed into a transhuman Combine Soldier?

  • @horsemask
    @horsemask 9 років тому +37

    That shot of Alex eating ramen with a crowbar is literally the best thing.

  • @Oxfordbroski
    @Oxfordbroski 9 років тому +137

    10:56
    Half-Life blue *Shit*

  • @Edriely
    @Edriely 3 роки тому +9

    I remember my dad playing this when I was little, with me sitting in a chair next to him watching his stats and giving him a heads up when his ammo or health were low, and being a second set of eyes for zombies or crabs. I have a lot of nostalgia for a game I never actually played first hand.

  • @tompreston5784
    @tompreston5784 9 років тому +152

    the picture of gabe newell had jonathan ross in it, not the other bloke

    • @Tom_Videogre
      @Tom_Videogre 9 років тому +10

      Tom Preston I saw that and couldn't stop laughing.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 9 років тому +2

      Tom Preston I wasn't sure whether it was Jonathan Ross or they just look similar...

    • @NextGenVixen
      @NextGenVixen 9 років тому +3

      Tom Preston Yeah, I'm confused as to why he used that image....wait, why is Jonathan Ross taking a picture with Gabe anyway?

    • @AhelpfullScot
      @AhelpfullScot 9 років тому

      NextGenVixen It was at the VGA in the UK a very years back

    • @TheWonderfulGamingCo
      @TheWonderfulGamingCo 9 років тому +2

      Tom Preston Yeah, I saw that and was rather confused as to why that made it into the video... BUT WHO CAN GET ENOUGH OF WOSSY AM I RITE?!

  • @brettrogames
    @brettrogames 6 років тому +2

    Dude I have literally watched like 100 of these videos in a few days. I’m addicted, love you and your teams work!!

  • @Filthykur
    @Filthykur 9 років тому +64

    Episode 130: 3+1+0 = 4. There are 4 Corners to a square. SquareEnix owns the Final Fantasy franchise. Final Fantasy 6 was technically Final Fantasy 3 in the US. Half Life 3 is confirmed for release.

    • @californianmountainsnake5119
      @californianmountainsnake5119 9 років тому +4

      I c u hav goten gud

    • @minecraftcreeperhero
      @minecraftcreeperhero 9 років тому

      Doesn't make sense

    • @Used__Napkin
      @Used__Napkin 9 років тому

      Half Life 3 Bar Mitzvah Confirmed!!!!!!

    • @BirbBun
      @BirbBun 9 років тому

      Filthykur actually in the us FFVI is still FFVI, awhile ago it WAS FFIII but now its not, so unless half life three was made in the past and used roman numerals, half life 3 debunked

    • @Filthykur
      @Filthykur 9 років тому

      Renic Kobett Are you saying that Half Life 3 is already made? And that its confirmed?

  • @emhabit
    @emhabit 5 років тому +12

    "When you rush, you die. A lot." Tell that to Quadrazid.

  • @MetalDetectingSweden
    @MetalDetectingSweden 8 років тому +74

    10:56 half life blew shit

  • @nirmalraman8001
    @nirmalraman8001 9 років тому +12

    When I was young, the scene at 3:53 scared the shit out of me ,so much that after that I only kept on playing the training portion.

    • @raktbastr
      @raktbastr 2 роки тому +1

      How long did it take for you to finish it

  • @Zeder966
    @Zeder966 9 років тому +113

    Wake up, Mr. Beardman...

    • @chariot_requiem
      @chariot_requiem 9 років тому +7

      Rise and shine*

    • @Zeder966
      @Zeder966 9 років тому +1

      GrumpFan12 Not to imply that you've been sleeping on the job

    • @erurevir
      @erurevir 9 років тому +12

      zedersteel NSSmod Wake up and, smell the trophies.

    • @JIMMYNEUTRON89204
      @JIMMYNEUTRON89204 9 років тому +1

      zedersteel NSSmod wake up breadman its 2012

    • @Zeder966
      @Zeder966 9 років тому

      Aubsil How was that movie by the way?

  • @davisunderwood9428
    @davisunderwood9428 9 років тому +4

    So happy to hear you're recovering, Beardy! Great episode.

  • @ThatsNotMatt
    @ThatsNotMatt 9 років тому +16

    FnaF jumpscare at 5:05, you're welcome.

    • @stormsonicspeed1
      @stormsonicspeed1 9 років тому

      Thank you XD

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 9 років тому

      Thanks

    • @stormsonicspeed1
      @stormsonicspeed1 9 років тому +1

      ***** by the spooky scary puppet

    • @CelestialCookie
      @CelestialCookie 9 років тому

      More people need to like/reply to this; it was a dick move to put those in there without a disclaimer, especially when they seriously screw up some people.

    • @JAKX091
      @JAKX091 9 років тому

      +Dr. Matt Thank you so much ;-;

  • @Reverendshot777
    @Reverendshot777 7 років тому +18

    Video has been out for two years.
    Everyone is going on about the date it came out or making all these convoluted ways to reference Half life 3 and no one has mentioned that he made a half life 3 menu screen at 5:42.
    Disappointed.

  • @smexyvigoro
    @smexyvigoro 9 років тому +153

    Half-life 2 confirmed?

    • @jojoturdnuggets4580
      @jojoturdnuggets4580 9 років тому

      smexyvigoro lol

    • @Kinaldio
      @Kinaldio 9 років тому

      smexyvigoro HL2 is coming out this x-mas

    • @smexyvigoro
      @smexyvigoro 9 років тому

      Kinaldio Source?

    • @Seekay37
      @Seekay37 9 років тому +1

      smexyvigoro Actually, Source 2.0.

    • @googleforcedhandle
      @googleforcedhandle 9 років тому

      smexyvigoro i cant imagine how was the internetbefore half life 2

  • @mlawrence2015
    @mlawrence2015 9 років тому +1

    Glad to hear you're feeling better Jirard!!!! Can't wait till the next episode

  • @MrMono3x
    @MrMono3x 9 років тому

    Enclave Box on the shelf??? Sir, you have proven me you are a real gamer today. Love that game man!!!

  • @KayG470
    @KayG470 9 років тому +49

    JUMP SCARES AT ABOUT 5:15

    • @Piranhaheat
      @Piranhaheat 9 років тому +5

      Ayyy lmao thank you so much

    • @mrcoolguy32
      @mrcoolguy32 9 років тому +2

      IT WAS not scary, it was funny

    • @luigi180
      @luigi180 9 років тому

      Ayyy lmao You shouldn't be reading the comments before you finish the video....

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 9 років тому +8

      Ayyy lmao What the hell is wrong with you people? That wasn't scary at all!
      You're a parody of yourselves at this point...

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 9 років тому

      ***** It sure didn't cause anything on me...

  • @tuckeyvideos3356
    @tuckeyvideos3356 9 років тому

    One of my favorite, you showed a little more of your humorous side

  • @nathansennett8155
    @nathansennett8155 8 років тому +6

    1:31 Just as a correction, the picture shown is actually of Jonathon Ross and Gabe Newell. (Jonathon Ross is a comedian/presenter in the UK)

  • @LockedOnTargetShow
    @LockedOnTargetShow 9 років тому

    Good luck with the platoon vid! Also, I am proud to be one of the three that watched to that point. Woot. And I got a diehard montage to top it off. Thanks!

  • @dexterthoma867
    @dexterthoma867 9 років тому +5

    The little lady Katie. Goes kaboom

  • @DallenMalna
    @DallenMalna 9 років тому

    Even though I have less favorable views of the game this is one of the best and funniest reviews ever. Thank you so much for making these man!

  • @notwhoyouthink1
    @notwhoyouthink1 9 років тому +5

    Marvel vs Capcom *3* on the background of Jirard's scenes...
    You know what to do.

    • @Apkooi1
      @Apkooi1 9 років тому +1

      Dante, Frank, And Taskmaster, bro.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 6 років тому

      Marvel vs Capcom 4 confirmed

  • @cdc71792
    @cdc71792 9 років тому

    glad you're feeling better and almost back to normal Jirard

  • @hipster_tacos
    @hipster_tacos 9 років тому +23

    At 10:55 did he say Half Life Blue Shit? XD

    • @hipster_tacos
      @hipster_tacos 9 років тому

      ***** Well it sounded like he did lol

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 9 років тому

      He didn't he jut put too munch emphasis on the t

  • @miami2881
    @miami2881 9 років тому

    I literally just finished playing Half-Life for the first time last week and get the pleasure of finding this uploaded!

  • @user-zq5uz9cy3u
    @user-zq5uz9cy3u 8 років тому +2

    damn jirard.. back at it again with those FUCKING JUMPSCARES

  • @chrishauser8647
    @chrishauser8647 9 років тому

    You got my like simply for the crowbar bit! F'ing hilarious!

  • @sobekflakmonkey
    @sobekflakmonkey 8 років тому +11

    I'm surprised they(valve) didn't expand on Adrian Shepard's story, all throughout Opposing Force you're chasing Freeman, you see him multiple times, your whole mission is to get Freeman, so I'm surprised they didn't use him to pick up where HL2:EP2 left off, being as Freeman seems to be breaking free of G-Man, why wouldn't G-Man send in Shepard, who is already experienced and proven, not to mention, IMO Gordons equal.

    • @kaloyanpavlov5943
      @kaloyanpavlov5943 8 років тому

      I just got spoiled for episode 2.... and I was going to play it after 1 month... WHYYYYY

    • @arrowtongue
      @arrowtongue 8 років тому +3

      this isn't accurate, Freeman isn't "Free" of G-man

    • @DarkeeseLatfiah6
      @DarkeeseLatfiah6 7 років тому +3

      Opposing Force was made by Gearbox, not Valve, and it isn't canon

    • @germanempire7689
      @germanempire7689 6 років тому +2

      abobo Well, Marc didn’t say it was canon or uncanon

  • @yoda0017
    @yoda0017 9 років тому

    Glad to hear you're almost healthy again Jirard. Hope the rest of your recovery continues smoothly!

  • @GokutheBlack
    @GokutheBlack 9 років тому +19

    10:56
    Half-life blue shit

  • @foxbomber5
    @foxbomber5 9 років тому

    Good review, and good thing I was on the toilet during that jump scare.

  • @VitoVitonerLanci
    @VitoVitonerLanci 9 років тому +6

    Given the line "I wonder what the game industry would have been if Half-Life never existed"... have you ever considered covering Shenmue &/or Shenmue II?

    • @davidcoaker274
      @davidcoaker274 9 років тому

      Vito Lanci love shenmue but what have noting to do with each other

    • @VitoVitonerLanci
      @VitoVitonerLanci 9 років тому +1

      Half-Life defined FPS and storytelling.
      Shenmue paved the way for modern day open world games.
      So the line makes perfect sense for both.

    • @davidcoaker274
      @davidcoaker274 9 років тому

      Vito Lanci oh I though you meant that they did the same thing for fps sorry about that

    • @noxnexus6953
      @noxnexus6953 9 років тому

      Wait...Half-Life is episode 130. 130-130=0. 3 is 3 numbers after 0....HALF-LIFE 3 CONFORMED

    • @fgfh10004
      @fgfh10004 9 років тому

      Vito Lanci Oh man, Shenmue was my fucking childhood. I/II are both my top games of all time.

  • @idonotloveofficial
    @idonotloveofficial 9 років тому

    Your rating scale is awesome - the donate tier is clever, and ethical. Jirard, I like u (;

  • @Zenner5222
    @Zenner5222 8 років тому +57

    This was uploaded on my birthday.
    I know nobody cares.

    • @alexcole2443
      @alexcole2443 8 років тому +11

      I care, hope you had a nice birthday!

    • @Zenner5222
      @Zenner5222 8 років тому +6

      Alex Cole : )

    • @nebulousboops4985
      @nebulousboops4985 8 років тому +2

      you know when my birthday is? JUNE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!
      (if you don't get it its a tf2 joke. just watch the video its amazing.)

    • @loddicc
      @loddicc 7 років тому

      i'M OVERWHELMED !!!!!

  • @CommanderBravo2
    @CommanderBravo2 8 років тому

    omg the episode we've all been waiting for, and im not talking about episode 3 sadly

  • @AceCombatFan21
    @AceCombatFan21 9 років тому +9

    I actually like Opposing Force more than the original game. I find the weapons more enjoyable to use and the game just better in general.

  • @dumdumchord
    @dumdumchord 9 років тому

    I recently played through Half Life and I felt that the visuals held up in such a way that makes it timeless since the setting is presented so well. I'm surprised to hear you point it out as a small negative more than once. I'm hardly a fan of the Half Life series but I appreciate what they pulled off visually here.

  • @SpatsirkSpart2.0
    @SpatsirkSpart2.0 9 років тому +13

    Ep. 130 "3" Half-Life 3 Confirmed

  • @lucarioshows
    @lucarioshows 9 років тому

    This video got me to play the game and it is now officially my favourite game ever so thanks man.

  • @SirSandvich
    @SirSandvich 9 років тому +9

    5:05 - 5:18 That wasn't funny....
    EDIT: Yea, it's a bunch of jumpscares.

  • @squifurgie
    @squifurgie 9 років тому

    awesome video guys. I am in the middle of playing through Half-Life for the first time. When it came out, I didn't have a good enough computer to play it so I only heard about it from other kids at school. Now I can finally experience it for myself. I would like to suggest you do a video on Folklore for the Playstation 3, it's a very underrated gem from the early PS3 era.

  • @masona.5631
    @masona.5631 9 років тому +6

    Good vid, but you can't complain about he graphics. I don't think they're ugly at by 1998 standard -- I was shocked how good this looks for its time.

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 7 років тому

      Mason A.
      Maybe they looked good for its time, but as of now, it's aged terribly, far worse than even Half-Life 2's graphics.

  • @mickmanga3541
    @mickmanga3541 9 років тому

    Glad to hear the recovery is going well, thank you for the update. Also #hello and Mark nice job.

  • @charlottebraix
    @charlottebraix 9 років тому +7

    SPLATOON HYPE!

    • @forrenz
      @forrenz 9 років тому

      Bramwell Tackaberry I am very much hyped for that game :)

    • @Redsoxking
      @Redsoxking 9 років тому

      Preordered yesterday

    • @36inc
      @36inc 9 років тому +1

      Bramwell Tackaberry So much hype
      Im literally geting a wiiu JUSt for that game

  • @usernametaken4023
    @usernametaken4023 8 років тому

    I was born in the same year as Half-Life, just a few months before the game's release, so it's my favourite game.
    And it's just amazing! I loved every second of every game. Amazing gameplay and awesome story. I love it.

  • @BENDROWNED33
    @BENDROWNED33 9 років тому +4

    Gabe will never release HL3 :(

  • @fantasticfoil92
    @fantasticfoil92 8 років тому

    can't wait to see you run Half-life 2. One of the only games I've ever 100% completed.

  • @doorchive19
    @doorchive19 9 років тому +4

    Lambda [Lamb- Duh]
    Nihilanth [ Nye-Hill-Lanth]

  • @themannwithaplan
    @themannwithaplan 6 років тому

    I like to credit this as my first mature outlook as a game. Sure I grew up with mario and donkey Kong and f zero... but this was the first game where I was old enough to not be tainted by my age... I was 13 when this came out and I absolutely freaking adored it... I even put down my obsession of runescape when this game came out... mario and all that I enjoyed... a lot... but I didnt know why... I was too young and all I knew was I enjoyed it... if you asked me why I would have probably froze and just blankly stared for a while... but half life I knew it was a massive jump forward in gaming... I knew it was an immersive experience I had never felt before... I knew I loved cracking out a trick shot and knowing I just bought myself an extra few seconds before the next shootout... sure I went back with my childhood games and I now know why I was so captivated... but half life was my first mature analytical playthrough where my first experience was feeling out the game and exploring why I was so happy playing it... I dont know if all this makes sense because it's really hard to put into words but I'm trying my best here lol...

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan 8 років тому +6

    Am I the only one who thought that Half-Life was better than Half-Life 2?

  • @Yungneilofc
    @Yungneilofc 6 років тому

    Bro your channel is the best bro!!! And the thumbnails are so good

  • @minijacob7188
    @minijacob7188 8 років тому +7

    Aww he didn't do half life decay

  • @guavaboba
    @guavaboba 3 роки тому

    Those skits about the crowbar caught me off guard 😂

  • @isledelfino427
    @isledelfino427 9 років тому +17

    That jumpscare was EXTREMELY uncool. Please add some sort of warning for mobile users, assuming you already have an annotation.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 6 років тому +1

      pussy

    • @icyclimber4215
      @icyclimber4215 6 років тому +8

      I, sadly, live the life of a pussy. I hit my head against the corner of my wall and stubbed 3 toes at the same time when that jumpscare happened. If you couldn't tell, I'm not very good at basic horror games. I really like people who use jumpscare warnings

    • @TouchedProductions
      @TouchedProductions 6 років тому

      Thanks for the heads up. Gonna find another video to watch instead. Fuck jumpscares.

  • @Squidward1923
    @Squidward1923 9 років тому

    Geez, he's pulling out ALL the obscure references today.

  • @Jamazon
    @Jamazon 9 років тому +6

    #hello

    • @Jamazon
      @Jamazon 9 років тому

      Dogmaster7777 #goodbyecruelworld

    • @Themegaminnies
      @Themegaminnies 9 років тому

      #half-life3confirmed

    • @Clone2572
      @Clone2572 9 років тому

      JamaLlama #whyyouusehashtags

    • @Jamazon
      @Jamazon 9 років тому +1

      Bill Kerman #watchtheendofthevideo

  • @ShadicgunMan
    @ShadicgunMan 7 років тому

    I think this guy is the only guy that will ever 100% his complete Steam library

  • @justleah75
    @justleah75 9 років тому +3

    Half life is the best game ever

  • @miguelalejandrogasca78
    @miguelalejandrogasca78 9 років тому

    I was waiting for these episode for a long time, thanks beard man! :D

  • @RedLightningCreation
    @RedLightningCreation 9 років тому +5

    First!
    (of this string of comments)

    • @ToasterOFun
      @ToasterOFun 9 років тому +9

      ABOhiccups he did say of this string of comments, which he created

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND 6 років тому +1

    Man, I love the graphics! I love the feeling of playing a 90s shooter, there are too many over realistic games nowadays, and Half Life proves it doesn't need to be realistic to be the best game ever

  • @TheBrickly
    @TheBrickly 9 років тому +4

    I didnt enjoy Half life 2 all that much
    *Flame Shield Activated*

    • @coolwolf_gaming4566
      @coolwolf_gaming4566 9 років тому

      Oh hi how are you doin....... THE FLAMES THEY HURT WHYYYYYY

    • @TheBrickly
      @TheBrickly 9 років тому

      ***** Wheres Daimon or Rin? If anyone gets this reference they are awesome.

    • @TheBrickly
      @TheBrickly 9 років тому +1

      CoolWolf_ Gaming Actually the flame shield protects me from flames.

    • @Deladus
      @Deladus 9 років тому

      DerpyMuffins555 You're not the only one. Never got to play 1... but I played through 2 and could not see the draw.

    • @TheBrickly
      @TheBrickly 9 років тому

      MultiCool55 Yeah. But hate on my fandom is starting to finally die down luckily

  • @Kalupz
    @Kalupz 9 років тому

    4:32 You ran bast one of the dying Barnie's! D: one of the most memorable interactions in the beginning..lol

  • @ViewedWriter
    @ViewedWriter 9 років тому +11

    Ok, I have to be brutally honest... fuck those unwarned jumpscares. I literally can't handle that shit, and thought they were restrained to the FNAF videos and such, allowing me to avoid them by choice. Putting them in another video like that is just... I want to say rude, cruel, and other such things, but I don't feel like any of them fit. I'm sorry, but seriously, please refrain from using those without warning. I love watching the show, but if they keep showing up, I really will not even be ABLE to watch.

    • @bluesinnamonroll3259
      @bluesinnamonroll3259 7 років тому

      Same right here, as soon as the first one passed I covered my eyes because I instantly knew more were coming up, and that sh*t still scared the crap out of me

  • @cloud__zero
    @cloud__zero 9 років тому

    Wow, I wasn't even suprised by the jumpscares.

  • @savron1001
    @savron1001 9 років тому

    None of the jumpscares got me at all I didn't even blink

  • @d5dizzler962
    @d5dizzler962 9 років тому

    Well I'm glad you're feeling better.

  • @chrisnayar18
    @chrisnayar18 9 років тому

    I don't know why but I laughed so hard when Alex started eating with the crowbar

  • @joeslickback
    @joeslickback 9 років тому +2

    The Beardman doing Half-Life
    "HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED" lol

  • @bortsofcanada
    @bortsofcanada 9 років тому

    It's about time you played this!

  • @lucasrodriguez8957
    @lucasrodriguez8957 8 років тому

    I can't play this game :(
    I get dizzy with old fps games and any valve fps game, even watching your video got me sick in my stomach. I decided to hear the video like a podcast instead and still was super entertaining :)
    I love this show, so glad i found it!

  • @not_0bscur1ty
    @not_0bscur1ty 9 років тому

    Everytime i see him doing games we all expected, i raise my hands erryday.

  • @classicistsky6106
    @classicistsky6106 9 років тому

    Celshaded HL. Headcrabs, skags and plot, Oh my! That's what I think of when I hear Valve working with Gearbox

  • @nathanielstein8904
    @nathanielstein8904 6 років тому

    I loved this game save for the final boss, took me a lot of deaths before i realized that you can only damage him with the proton pack weapon and once you find that out he dies in like 2 shots, just trial and error with all the weapons to kill him

  • @rakatika
    @rakatika 9 років тому

    YES I CAN WAIT FOR THE PLATOON EPISODE!! I'll use your review to determine if I want to get it or not

  • @andyharrisonharper
    @andyharrisonharper 9 років тому

    "rhymes with platoon"? Way to be subtle Jirard lol

  • @maxwyatt7645
    @maxwyatt7645 2 роки тому

    “Players would walk right into a lot of ambushes than normal” god quote

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig 5 років тому

    I sneezed at the end and was greeted with a giant Jirard face saying "I am"

  • @Terrahex1
    @Terrahex1 9 років тому

    honestly, I love the way half life:source looks. I wouldn't mind more games going for low poly looks to save money as long as they have art direction. I mean, we get so many 16-bit games.

  • @HenryByeTheWadGuy
    @HenryByeTheWadGuy 9 років тому

    Oh Boy, if Jirard reviews Half-Life 2, he's going to have a really fun time driving an airboat!

  • @herobrinesblog
    @herobrinesblog 9 років тому

    half-life doesnt need a cutscene, its one giant cutscene

  • @byanlackey6722
    @byanlackey6722 6 років тому

    None of those jumpscares got me. lol. MY favorite game

  • @SpicyMcFeely
    @SpicyMcFeely 9 років тому

    As someone who didn't grow up on PC games from this era, I personally find Half-life's original graphics charming. Something about the music and visuals of the game scream classic to me that any HD remake can't beat.

  • @Cesia18Wind
    @Cesia18Wind 9 років тому

    I always watch the end of your videos, so you are never talking to yourself. Don't worry.

  • @snowball7720
    @snowball7720 7 років тому

    The failed puppet jump scare kills me cause you can see the first few frames then it freezes then an ad plays

  • @theshab4769
    @theshab4769 6 років тому

    I personally never use the HD model pack. I think it's better for a classic experience, I mean just look at the classic crowbar! Its basically a red shiny pipe!

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 8 років тому

    Kelly Bailey is fucking fantastic composer, and he really stepped his game up in HL2 and the Episodes . Every time I hear Lambda Core or What Kind of Hospital is This it immediately gets me pumped and ready to kick some ass.

  • @MCcreedLP
    @MCcreedLP 7 років тому

    ohhh this Half-Life intro....and the intro music....nostalgia

  • @jacobjennings1618
    @jacobjennings1618 9 років тому

    Jumpscares didn't even make me flinch.

  • @GuyOnAChair
    @GuyOnAChair 9 років тому

    Your not MLG until you can make Gordon fly backward through the air for most of the game.