Making them farm torghast every week for the next few years probably. And everytime they'll made BIS legendary, I'll release a patch, that makes another legendary new BIS
Not for me. I haven't touched this trash in years. This crap is so far removed from what WOW used to be, they should be forced to rename it to something else.
Is it, though? I had a period of interest in Torghast, but then I just... stopped. I never once kept coming back while hating it. There's nothing for me to do there, nothing to get out of it. So why do it?
Blizz: The maw and Torghast: The evilest place we made you would be crazy to go there all the mobs are overpowered and there is no loot. Player: K, I won't go then. Blizz: "surprised Pikachu face"
Well Titans forbid the players should EVER face even the tiniest inconvenience like their characters being actually trapped in the afterlife or face any real hardships or getting their butts kicked without some gods damned "asspull" and deus ex Machina coming in the last minute to save them or give them a bullsh*t power up to defeat godlike villains or enemies that wield cosmic forces because plot contrivances.
He looks so sad. He's so proud of his tower, but he sits there in hiding listening to these harsh critiques, and each slap just hammers down how disappointed the people are in it, and the he takes it very personally.
I liked LFR N'Zoth just to see the shit show haha haha. Once I got the lead on a fresh group and killed Carapace one shot and then nzoth on two pulls. On my first kill ever there i got it in like 15 pulls lol (I was a returning player who had never pved)
I'm disappointed that there wasn't a menacing "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker" when that guard was being dragged back to his doom, but I guess that's only for new expacs
Little did the Mawsworn know but Torghast is intended to torment them just as much as those that are held captive within the very halls, inflicted upon them by the Maw walkers... all part of The Jailer's mysterious plan for payback for the Arbiter eating Zovaal's sandwich even though it was cleared labeled as his... truly his motives are beyond our understanding...
Jesus this is the best WoW channel that exist. Literally every video is special, every single one of them is making me losing my breath, and u even created that little universe with your characters that keep showing in that stories.
I was expecting a Kyrian, who gets rescued by the Maw Walker after eternal suffering, torture and pain, but cant leave, until, he got HIS FREAKING TOY BELL
I'm Venthyr since day 1 and I never got my Ember Court enabled because for you to JUST GET STARTED you have to do a RIDICULOUS questline lol When I got the tutorial it was fine and all, seemed cool, but when I saw that I had to travel the WHOLE fucking Shadowlands to gather shit, invite people and "please" them, I got sick of it.
2:55 honestly the best part of that ability. First time I ever got it, doing torghast with my husband, he blows all his CDs just for me to smack it once & it turned into a STEAK. We were dying of laughter.
Ah yes, Zovaal the Jailer. The greatest threat we've ever had to face, the most ruthless and cunning foe imaginable, commanding endless armies of equally endless horrors we can only DREAM to overcome. However shall we defeat this incredible, "Titan + +" entity of Death itself, within his own twisted domain where we can only HOPE to survive? Fuck Shadowlands, man.
This guy is nothing but a saturday morning cartoon villain to me.Blizzard should make a Raid against the Jailer and fix the loot system.And finally they should create a better nightborne heritage armor... 😏
Well titans forbid players should ever lose to a big bad villain, because that would mean game over and everyone dies horribly or suffers fates worse than death. How else could you possibly make a villain actually intimidating without inconveniencing the players with the possibility of getting their collective shit kicked in for once with NO Deus Ex Machina to save their sorry butts at the last damned minute or convenient power ups crap or assisting entities (demigods, titans ghosts, spirits, wisps etc.) that are JUST powerful enough to turn the tide in the players favor that the villains NEVER seem to account for? I mean players hat losing so they can't lose, atleast not a permanent loss so it's impossible to write something refreshing and changing things up without upsetting everyone so stagnation continues.
I haven't done Torghast for weeks (months?) on any toon since I got the legos I wanted on them but I still LAUGHED OUT LOUD watching this. That rant at the end was EPIC!
Nobody is going to know wtf I'm talking about, but I'm just always pleased to know I'm not the only person who adores Action Essentials 2. I remember when that shit came out way back in 2009. Best day of my life.
And the islands were at least colourful and "fun" to look at. And you could mount. And you could complete one in minutes. Gameplay-wise I genuinely prefer BfA over SL, WoD and Legion. To be fair on Legion, it was mostly because Nazgrim was reduced from loveable badass to a one-note grump.
i swear i soon as i see your upload i go straight to it.. I love your videos bro. They are funny AF. it keeps me entertained and smile even after a long stresful day at work and RL stuff. THanks maN! your the best much love
Oh gosh from 0:50, the following seconds are so perfect to me ! The gold lotted soundeffect coming from the darkness, the hero entrance ! Your creativity is insane, just as much as your humor
Exquisite work as always, Captain 🤣🤣🤣 I actually really like running Torghast. I find it relaxing, it's perfect for just chilling and watching something on the side while also deluding myself into thinking that im actually being productive 😂
These videoes are seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen from WoW. I am constantly in tears from almost dying from laughter. Dude, amazing work. Love what you do.
@@DragonZerul The gameplay could also be a bit more interesting. Either have it as a hard challenge that requires thinking and some practice. Or have it be more random so that runs don't feel the same each time.
I mean it's supposed to be a place of unimaginable horror and torment for any soul that enters. In atleast gameplay terms is a cakewalk that makes it feel less like torture for the players (besides the grind and lack of rewards) but more like a place of honor and dread for the tormentors themselves. It's both funny and sad that such a seemingly awesome sounding concept of an infinite tower or spire of eternal damnation can be ruined by game mechanics and poor design choices.
My favorite memory of Torghast was when my brother(mage) and I(warrior) were going through the tower and my brother got a perk that let him increase our power for three minutes, but would kill us as soon as it ended. He used it for the meme as we beat the boss. After exiting the tower however, it wore off and killed us both. One of the few moments of laughter in the Shadowlands expansion
"Who am I kidding, I'll be back next week" --- Accurate... sadly very accurate... No matter how much you hate that place... you'll always come back to it... Does that sound like a toxic relationship?? o.O
If you were a Torghast employee, how would you torture your captives?
He should've EAT the mawrat.
Honesty? I'd torture them by making my captives grind Silithid Carapace Fragments for a few hundred years.
Obvio al toke papá 😎
Making them farm torghast every week for the next few years probably. And everytime they'll made BIS legendary, I'll release a patch, that makes another legendary new BIS
I would force Sylvanas simps to actually drink her dirty bathwater.
That looting sound at 0:58 is pure comedic perfection.
I laughed the most at that part. Brilliantly timed!
I desperately need to know the name of the guitar tune that follows. It's perfect.
@@LethalOwl After a long search I found it! "Hearthstone: Rise of Shadows - Heist Boss"
@@mihalyegeto-szabo2011 My 'o my, thank you, good sir!
“Who am i kidding ill be back next week anyway” is so true
We're all a bunch of addicts aren't we?
@@hwangmic not for me!
@@hwangmic not anymore :D
Not for me. I haven't touched this trash in years. This crap is so far removed from what WOW used to be, they should be forced to rename it to something else.
Is it, though? I had a period of interest in Torghast, but then I just... stopped. I never once kept coming back while hating it. There's nothing for me to do there, nothing to get out of it. So why do it?
Blizz: The maw and Torghast: The evilest place we made you would be crazy to go there all the mobs are overpowered and there is no loot.
Player: K, I won't go then.
Blizz: "surprised Pikachu face"
yeah what a waste of an experience
Captain Grim the only Shadowlands content that will actually release
The fucking captain grim cinematic universe 1:32 I love it that there are tons of introduced characters that have their own internal storyline xD
Genius indeed. Also the term "Captain Grim Cinematic Universe" is great haha.
The CGCU!
nonono 1:40 :D
The guy in pink was seen at the Launch Experience video, too.
I can’t even take the Jailer too seriously anymore
can't take any villain seriously after WotLK
Well Titans forbid the players should EVER face even the tiniest inconvenience like their characters being actually trapped in the afterlife or face any real hardships or getting their butts kicked without some gods damned "asspull" and deus ex Machina coming in the last minute to save them or give them a bullsh*t power up to defeat godlike villains or enemies that wield cosmic forces because plot contrivances.
I never could, reminds me of squidward
never did
He's the worst Warcraft villain ever. Plain, uninteresting, no personality.
3:31 I like, how the Jailor quivers every time, his servant got slapped.
He looks so sad. He's so proud of his tower, but he sits there in hiding listening to these harsh critiques, and each slap just hammers down how disappointed the people are in it, and the he takes it very personally.
jailer's face is priceless during the interrogation
I always figured Torghast would torture it's victims by putting them in an LFR Nzoth and not letting them leave until you kill him.
No capes.
I liked LFR N'Zoth just to see the shit show haha haha. Once I got the lead on a fresh group and killed Carapace one shot and then nzoth on two pulls. On my first kill ever there i got it in like 15 pulls lol (I was a returning player who had never pved)
I had no idea what I was doing and did an LFR to try to get any gear. I think my team was better after the impatient people left and we kept trying.
The real torture was to not put any buff after repeated wipes to make sure it's endless
I’m a semi mythic raider and I just would kick the people who refused to learn and couldn’t do their basic dps rotation, we got it after a few tries
3:10 Answering the door for your parents in a nutshell
more like when you accidentally closed the door loud and your mother thought you slammed the door... and now your 6 feet in the ground...
The music at 1:01 is: "Hearthstone Rise of Shadows - Heist Boss" for anyone wondering
thanks boss i was looking for the track
That looting sound in the darkness killed me
0:32 Asmongold gonna replay this and pause at 0:35 to laugh and read chat. Yeah I can see the future.
100%
You were right!
OMG NAILED IT
You were right. LULW
* *Ligma laugh incoming* *
I'm disappointed that there wasn't a menacing "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker" when that guard was being dragged back to his doom, but I guess that's only for new expacs
The guy constantly running into the trap is hilarious and 100% my friend
Now imagine a dk coming out of no where with a horde of Minecraft skeleton archers.
That's how I felt my first few weeks as a unholy dk in torghast.
Going through Torghast with 9-10 Demonic Tyrants or boss level Wrathguard was just too good.
@@itachiu37 minion gang rise up!!!
I'm always crying when I see this ability plop up somewhere in Torghast.
My new army of the dead... It's beautiful. 😭
just frostchain everthing together and do 700k dps eze
One time, my unholy DK got Horsemen's Call four times in one run. I felt like a living harbinger of the Apocalypse.
I dont even play WoW, but these videos choke me with laugh.
I quit playing but same
pretty much
@@GamerSix66 thanks for telling us, we were so much interested
@@Juiccy thank you for responding, it was so necessary
@@GamerSix66 Thank you for responding to that guy who responded to you, I was wondering how your conversation is going to be.
Gotta love the "master plan" that so far makes no sense. And an obligatory "here before the bald one."
I mean the Jailer doesn;t seem to care really what happens in the maw. He seems to be occupied by something
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE YOU DID THE BALD JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The guy who kept being hit at 1:39 by the big swinging axe is such an accurate thing. It made me laugh so hard 😂
Thats happened to me but in my defense I was lagging
@@Zerathenezot sure, lagging Kappa
That's me with the flame traps
that's me :( i always get hit by that thing JAJJSJSJSJS
been there, done that, never went back 🤣
Little did the Mawsworn know but Torghast is intended to torment them just as much as those that are held captive within the very halls, inflicted upon them by the Maw walkers... all part of The Jailer's mysterious plan for payback for the Arbiter eating Zovaal's sandwich even though it was cleared labeled as his... truly his motives are beyond our understanding...
Lol
Jesus this is the best WoW channel that exist. Literally every video is special, every single one of them is making me losing my breath, and u even created that little universe with your characters that keep showing in that stories.
I was dead when the drowned vrykul had to play BFA for 350,000 years
At least he'll get all the rank 4 azerite powers by then.
It is hard only first 15 years
Could be worse he could be playing I am Bread.
Another turtle has made it to the water
I don't get it. I loved BfA. I prefer it over SL. Especially the M+ and wpvp were way better
I was expecting a Kyrian, who gets rescued by the Maw Walker after eternal suffering, torture and pain, but cant leave, until, he got HIS FREAKING TOY BELL
0:25 I almost died of laughter. thank you so much Captain!
Always a good day when Captain Grim releases a video
Lmao, the Jailer behind the debris when the guard is getting slapped around is pure gold! Awesome video as always Grim!
The single greatest thing wow has brought in the last years is such quality content.
This well exceeded the in-game cinematic quality in my opinion, feat of strength achieved.
I would love to see his take on Venthyr Ember Court. So much the Captain can do with that. 🤣
I'm Venthyr since day 1 and I never got my Ember Court enabled because for you to JUST GET STARTED you have to do a RIDICULOUS questline lol
When I got the tutorial it was fine and all, seemed cool, but when I saw that I had to travel the WHOLE fucking Shadowlands to gather shit, invite people and "please" them, I got sick of it.
Well... THANKS A LOT Captain Grim, now every time i see Zovaal the Jailer, my mind will change to your animation... THANKS A LOT
So if I look behind a fallen piller, the jailer is hiding there? lol
3:31 when your mom is scolding your sibling for shit you did
2:55 honestly the best part of that ability. First time I ever got it, doing torghast with my husband, he blows all his CDs just for me to smack it once & it turned into a STEAK. We were dying of laughter.
"I'd rather be doing Islands"
You and me both, man. You and me both.
Where have these Machinimas been all my life... they're perfect in literally every aspect
Sylvanas my new Arcon waifu got killed i was wondering if you could take me back? 😥
what is a arcon waifu
1:18 A constant factor that I always love about your vids is those "Omg you monster" gasps you add in there, it's just PURE gold xD
The fucking swinging axe part got me hella good lmaoooo
00:30 lol oml amazing Grim.
I love how Jailer is jumping every time his guard is being slapped :D pure perfection
Ah yes, Zovaal the Jailer. The greatest threat we've ever had to face, the most ruthless and cunning foe imaginable, commanding endless armies of equally endless horrors we can only DREAM to overcome. However shall we defeat this incredible, "Titan + +" entity of Death itself, within his own twisted domain where we can only HOPE to survive?
Fuck Shadowlands, man.
This guy is nothing but a saturday morning cartoon villain to me.Blizzard should make a Raid against the Jailer and fix the loot system.And finally they should create a better nightborne heritage armor... 😏
You have to remember that jailer is still chained, now he is trying to get the keys, with one key he moved whole zone to the maw
@@asavel6227 - That was done before he got that "key". And he was an "eternal one" to begin with, just like Denathrius and the Winter Queen etc.
Well titans forbid players should ever lose to a big bad villain, because that would mean game over and everyone dies horribly or suffers fates worse than death. How else could you possibly make a villain actually intimidating without inconveniencing the players with the possibility of getting their collective shit kicked in for once with NO Deus Ex Machina to save their sorry butts at the last damned minute or convenient power ups crap or assisting entities (demigods, titans ghosts, spirits, wisps etc.) that are JUST powerful enough to turn the tide in the players favor that the villains NEVER seem to account for? I mean players hat losing so they can't lose, atleast not a permanent loss so it's impossible to write something refreshing and changing things up without upsetting everyone so stagnation continues.
Epic! You deserve much more recognition!
I haven't done Torghast for weeks (months?) on any toon since I got the legos I wanted on them but I still LAUGHED OUT LOUD watching this. That rant at the end was EPIC!
2:57 god damnit that soundbite killed my sides. Fuckin' tyler1.
YEAH THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Yeah I think grim likes groms theme
I can NOT handle the voice of the big bad, I keep laughing like a hyena.
Nobody is going to know wtf I'm talking about, but I'm just always pleased to know I'm not the only person who adores Action Essentials 2. I remember when that shit came out way back in 2009. Best day of my life.
Yessss
It is still crazy to think 2009 was 12 years ago 12 YEARS WTF
@@XxHrallundeadrogueXx stop
Oh yeah!
Im guessing its the program for making machinma?
Insane quality. Amazing job!
"I rather go back to BFA and do Islands again!" that... really cut deep. Islands seem better than Torghast..
Ikr then a endless run for hours
Sad but true.
i mean at least you can get a bat mount back in bfa just from doing islands let alone a chance to get a random mount
And the islands were at least colourful and "fun" to look at. And you could mount. And you could complete one in minutes.
Gameplay-wise I genuinely prefer BfA over SL, WoD and Legion. To be fair on Legion, it was mostly because Nazgrim was reduced from loveable badass to a one-note grump.
At least islands were completely optional
Aw... poor Maw Guard No. 275 :( He wasn't ready for this.
He was not prepared*
The dislikes on this vid are the various bosses we encounter through the many levels of Choreghast... I mean *ahem* Torghast
This is INSANELY GOOD!!! I love your stuff!!!
2:55 is absolute genius. I nearly fell out of my seat when he started eating that guy!
The freakin slaps man, they get me everytime
This was so accurate and so perfect. I love this
Such a good video, i look forward to them all man
everything you do is perfection
My SOUL existence is to wait for this guys videos to drop. It's... therapeutic.
Oh god this is pure art.
Good one as always :D The orc eating the meatboy was my favorite part :D
The guards are secretly the captives dressed as guards
i swear i soon as i see your upload i go straight to it.. I love your videos bro. They are funny AF. it keeps me entertained and smile even after a long stresful day at work and RL stuff. THanks maN! your the best much love
That's awesome to hear man, makes me really happy!
Wish you all the best :)
I’ve never laughed so hard at a wow video ever in my life. This was pure gold
3:17 MAN'S SPITTING FAX
The fucking traps - that was so accurate, I could cry
I love Grimm's content. This one was hysterically funny
The guard almost realized that yes he is the one being tortured.
Oh gosh from 0:50, the following seconds are so perfect to me ! The gold lotted soundeffect coming from the darkness, the hero entrance ! Your creativity is insane, just as much as your humor
When that Orc was complaining about Torghast
I felt that..
After watching this videos I can't take the Jailer seriously anymore and I imagine him talkingt with Grimm's voice 😂😂😂
the orc smacking him in the face over and over killed me XDDDD
this vid and covenant in a nutshell are precious... they are so fun !
glad you like them!
That guy walking into the trap 4 times . Thats me
I'm sure someone out there can relate to Jailer's baldness
That is Stone Cold
@@whenpigsfly8178 gold
@@Nao-bw3us Yes man gold.
Yes.
You mean High Bald Lord Asmonbald the Baldbringer ?
I love the voice of the jailer.
Amazing work again!
Me: - The guy continually running into the wall-axes.
3:10 I love it when he slaps the guard and his eyes fell out with a sound of ping-pong balls
Honestly playing BFA for 350000 years doesn't feel as bad as waiting for 9.1 to come out
I guess we are now hating on SL or whatever
I’d rather be playing 8.3 than current tbh
Or playing WoD.
Yeah, cause in 9.1 everything will be perfect 🤡
God, SL makes me miss BFA. Let the suffering end.
Exquisite work as always, Captain 🤣🤣🤣
I actually really like running Torghast. I find it relaxing, it's perfect for just chilling and watching something on the side while also deluding myself into thinking that im actually being productive 😂
3:17
So true. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time. 😆
Another brilliant and hilarious video from Captain Grim.
That slapping guard scene was just pure gold
happy you liked it man :)
1:39. Not gonna lie. This was my first night in Torghast when I was BLASTED on whiskey.
These videoes are seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen from WoW. I am constantly in tears from almost dying from laughter. Dude, amazing work. Love what you do.
Hahah cheers man, I'm humbled and very happy to hear that! Thank you
The only part I can relate to ist the giant pendulum (rip gildmate)
10/10 PLEASE GIVE US MORE!!!!!
Agree with the lack of rewards so much!
thats the biggest issue imo
@@DragonZerul The gameplay could also be a bit more interesting. Either have it as a hard challenge that requires thinking and some practice. Or have it be more random so that runs don't feel the same each time.
I mean it's supposed to be a place of unimaginable horror and torment for any soul that enters. In atleast gameplay terms is a cakewalk that makes it feel less like torture for the players (besides the grind and lack of rewards) but more like a place of honor and dread for the tormentors themselves. It's both funny and sad that such a seemingly awesome sounding concept of an infinite tower or spire of eternal damnation can be ruined by game mechanics and poor design choices.
I nearly shit my pants laughing when the game he’s gonna get tortured with was BFA
Pure gold, Captain! 🤣🤣
My favorite memory of Torghast was when my brother(mage) and I(warrior) were going through the tower and my brother got a perk that let him increase our power for three minutes, but would kill us as soon as it ended. He used it for the meme as we beat the boss. After exiting the tower however, it wore off and killed us both. One of the few moments of laughter in the Shadowlands expansion
You can poke fun all you want at BFA, atleast I had shit to do at this point in time during BFA unlike now.
bfa had bad content, but at least it still felt like it had content
Thank you Captain Grim, this is awesome, IT makes my day 😂 good job 😂
I'm happy to provide :)
I haven't even played expansion yet I am still always looking forward to your new videos.
WoW This guest appearance sounds like that Zulkak guy
"this Skinner box of a tower..." 😂
tyler1 scream is too funny i don't get tired of it xD
Always happy to drop by and have a great laugh! This was awesome as always! :)
"Who am I kidding, I'll be back next week" --- Accurate... sadly very accurate... No matter how much you hate that place... you'll always come back to it... Does that sound like a toxic relationship?? o.O
This is the quint essential description of a wow player.
We can't keep them in or out.
Prophet Hito here: 0:32 We will cry to have BFA back soon. Better change that to the Shadowland log in screen
Hilarious stuff, Captain. Keep it up.