So I Let my Viewers Write the Script for this Video
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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Well, here it is. Whether or not I'll regret this decision will be made clear with time :) But for now let's enjoy the mess You guys wrote.
This started off kind of as a joke or a silly livestream event, but I thought that if we actually managed to somehow write a video script that made some sense and was silly enough, that I'd actually consider making into an actual video. And well... here we are.
Below in this description you'll find the full script to the video with the original chat messages :)
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Big thanks to Hopko for voicing Magni: / hopko500
Special thanks to a big Patreon supported of mine, Camel, for voicing the orc at the very end!
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Script:
Addiction - A touching story of love, betrayal
and redemtpion
Bolvar was doing lines of Soulash in Oribos.
Everything was normal until he started shaking
and falling to the ground listening to
one strange voice in his head. Whispering in
his head:
- Why u let sylvanas kick your as*?
Bolvar remember the fight and rubs his a*s. He
begged one of the DK servants for some ice to put
on his nice bottom. Bolvar sniffs his fingers and
says:
- Mmm.
Intrigued by his odd finger sniffing, a yak
walked to him. Hemet shoots it. Bolvar does another
line, and shouts at Hemet for killing his potential one-
night-stand. Hemet screams at Bolvar:
- High lord, you have to keep it togehter!
Bolvar replies:
- You're right! But... I can't get over
that as* beat Sylvanas gave me! tears in his eyes
A gang of brokers show up and tell Bolvar to pay up for
the anima loan he used to get his soulash, after Bolvar
refuses, they kick his as*.
- Not again - bolvar rubbed his round bottom
again and looked out the window thinking of a way to
repay his debt. Maybe mailbox dancing?
Bolvar goes to Darnassus to seek wisdom on how to
mailbox dance from night elves.
He has no luck and moves to Goldshire.
A hooded figure sits in the back of Lion's Pride inn
(Like Aragon in Bree) he notices Bolvar. He offers him
a ton of Anima in return for a favor.
Bolvar thinks to himself:
- This guy seems shady but I do need that anima
to pay off my loans.
- Rate my transmogs... - The hooded figure
says calmly to Bolvar.
Bolvar says:
- Deal, but I'll want you to rate my transmog
as well!
The shady individual tells him it looks like sh*t without
a helmet.
The voice in his head reappeared and said:
- Enough! You have to focus
on how to regain your honor and instill fear in the bones
of your enemies and bring down Sylvanas.
Bolvar has a training montage before jumping into the
Maw with a raging battlecry and is immediatle obliterated
by Sylvanas just casually shooting an arrow at him.
In that moment Bolvar hears:
- Bolvar, Bolvar wake up!
Flash back from the dragon fire. Bolvar looks at younger
Bolvar and younger Bolvar says:
- Your set is trash.
After a great struggle with his thoughts, the Bolvar suddenly
hears the encouraging voice of his old friend Tyrion:
- You must cast off your shame and move on!
Bolvar arises with the encouraging words from Tyrion.
- I know what must be done... I am on my way.
Bolvar stands infront of the Runecarver and ask he can
carft him a helmet. The Runecarver asks for soul ash and
Bolvar starts shaking. Then there is this gnome coming
with his soul ash that he farmed his entire month and
then Bolvar kicks the gnome and steals his soul ash.
Looks at the soul ash trying to resist.
He sees a undead snorting soulash as a reminder.
Bolvar sits in the group therapy and says:
- Well, and so I snorted all the soul ash.
Magni says that he knows the feeling. Magni says:
- I can feel her inside me, ooohh Azeroth...
Bolvar looks extremely disgusted and accepts who he is
thinking he doesn't want to fall that low.
Bolvar goes back to Oribos and meets up with Hemet,
he puts his hand over his shoulder and thanks him. Hemet
looks at him confused as Bolvar walks away, ready to start
his new job as the Innkeeper of Oribos.
#captaingrim #wowmachinima #shadowlands
Today's upload is a bit different...
You have yourselves to blame... Or congratulate. That's for you to decide.
Follow me for group therapy, except there's no therapist: www.twitch.tv/captaingrim_
By the Light you have a talent for laughing me to death XD Good job mate
could make a serious series about a 40 man guild throughout the wow expansions going through all the motions
shadowlands is actually dead
this was so horrible it was fantasic
Join with Nora Sunstrider for a series she is amazing but lazy uploader! I'd love to see you lead a mod squad Kakio, Pint, Nora covid wow USA fraud elections GMs acting like our overreaching politicians DBZ style journey and battles against GMs and wow corporate ultimately taking down blizz and taking back the game starting all over again in a journey in classic TBC
"Bolvar was doing lines of soul ash in Oribos"
That might be the fastest I've ever lost my shit.
Really? Cause that wasn't even funny...
It's okay if I close my eyes but seeing the animation makes me laugh every time
@@wowdhaewow8901 Humor is subjective.
Is it bad when I think this would be a better plot as what Blizzard is doing officially - while they try to be all cool and sh°° and nobody cares?
@@wowdhaewow8901 What do you think is better? Being happy and laughing at more stuff (even cheap humor)?
Or being an insufferable prick who can't get a good laugh in unless met under very specific circumstances?
Loosen up my dude. Laughing's good for you. Enjoy even the lowbrow stuff lol.
I like the idea that the entirety of BfA was just us feeding Magni's Azerite addiction.
Methhead magni
Funniest part of the video and Grim seems to agree.
Lmao the dude was sending people on adventures to gather his dope
Did you think Magni's addiction stopped? I still sell him a few pounds of azerite a week. The wholesale price is low since everyone is off in the Shadowlands!
I'm not alone in imagining him bumping it rectally, right?
That was surprisingly consistent for a twitch-written story
Also, love how all the addict characters were at that support group. Magni constantly shooting up azerite, Gul'dan always drinking his mountain dew, Kael'thas the manaholic, and Khadgar who is constantly tricking heroes into helping him cook Apexis Crystal meth.
I was also very surprised we could get that far!
there were like 200 people on stream, so it was pretty managable to talk with almost every1 and still make this ok :D
I must agree with you. It's well done 😜👍
Shit, I couldn't make it all the way through 😔
@@CaptainGrim It make more sense then Blizzards writing....playing the story, and I only feel a burning desiree to destroy the Kyrian and build a better afterlife.
Seems that random twitch viewers knows better about character development than the entire staff of Blizzard that are writing them
Mate, you have the biggest point in mankind history!
It's almost as if its better entertainment to write stories for fun than inject pseudo-politics and pander to a certain region of the world censorship laws. Who knew?
@@pokeman5000 you know china has their own WoW version right ? nothing that is done on EU/NA WoW stuff affects them anyway. But i guess eat more USA propaganda tho
@@semiramisubw4864 usa propaganda
kek
@@semiramisubw4864 I'll take US propaganda over China propaganda tyvm
Soooo, it's basically a story of someone overcoming his drug addiction and desire for revenge, finally living a peaceful life after accepting his fears? Damn, this is better than most movies today.
It’s an achievement of storytelling! A shining beacon for future generations to follow!
"It looks like shit with out a helmet"
Bruh
Too soon ? :D
Los t it lol
"Bolvar goes to Darnassus to seek wisdom on how to Mailbox Dance from Night Elves."
**EVERYTHING IS STILL ON FIRE**
Bolvar: "Oh. Right."
XD
"I can feel her inside me! Oh Azeroth!
SHE ISN'T EVEN BORN YET
Old enough to peg dwarves
"
I completely lost it there lmfao
"*!!!!!!!!
Grim losing it while reading the script 😂 😂 We need more adventures with Bolvar! 🤣
Yeah I loved that part xD
how about the Tauren who got his throat grabed?
You mean *Bolvadventures?*
I'm sorry.
“To instill fear in the balls of his enemies.”
Seems legit.
I don't know about you, but my testicles are terrified.
@@EdyGlockenspiel As I said, seems legit.
Is legit
I thought it was "to instill fear into the foes of your enemies"
The subtitles says bones
"The perfect script doesn't exist."
Captain Grim: "Hold my soul ash."
HMU if you need soul ash, champions!
"Wait, I snorted it all."
"Then there is this gnome coming with his *suHhh* "
"Never kick a gnome without a reason."
Why not kick gnomes is a good enough reason.
Imagine babysitting the prince of stormwind, being manipulated by a big tiddy dragon gf, withstanding the blight, withstanding months of torture by Arthas, withstanding the Jailer's influence after becoming the Lich King, being defeated by an overpowered banshee, having your cool helmet broken... All to just end up snorting soul ash and becoming an inkeeper
Not gonna lie, this sounds exactly the same when my friend let her 12 yr old son become the Dungeon Master in our DND session.
That sounds like either the best or the worst thing. Gotta be some crazy one-shots.
@@politelynefarious at one point we were all lvl 1s fighting a giant tree that’s on fire, strangling us, while trying to charm a dragon, and saving our mind controlled friend. This was our first encounter and 5 minutes into our campaign. The fight lasted 2 hours... till our session timed out lol.
@@iCrazy414 😂😂😂😂
Something similar was how the show Axe Cop was made.
Imagine grinding every level of Torghast for all the soul ash you can get to craft a 210+ legendary and as your about to turn it in Bolvar kicks you off the cliff 😂
And then you see him snort it all while falling
The barber does therapy sessions with khadgar and magni😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
Never been this proud of our teamwork bois, It's a shitty masterpiece and its beautifull!
"Disasterpiece" has a nice ring to it
I love when he says "there is this gnome * laughs * gnome stops walking, so there was this gnome then continues walking LMAO
Nice i went to look in the comments if someone else noticed or commented on it too haha loved that little detail
4:57 - when Grim loses it, I also lost it. Damn you, Magni, damn you and your woons.
This script is actually better than the entire BFA expansion
Add shadowlands to that list, too.
@@rubino7 nope
@@rubino7 yes
True
@@rubino7 found the classic andy
”He sees an undead snorting soulash as a reminder” that fucking got me good, and the FUCKING NOSE I-
" listening to one strange voice in his head whispering in his head" is that type of line that only the greatest of the greatestest of the greats writers can come up with.
The ending was priceless! "What the fuck?!" Orc lol
No one wants to go throu what Magni hat to.
Remember don't do AZERIT.
Dude was def smoking his own crystal- Magni: "The planet speaks ta me champion"
Player characters: "It sure does...now about my reward"
Bolvar becoming an innkeeper made this whole video worthwhile 🤣
madman put his fate into the hands of his cursed viewers. This is magnificent chaos, good job grim! :omegalul:
more like good job the viewer who wrote it xD
fate*
I love how Sylvanas just stands there cheering and clapping like a Sim who just got home from work, decided to cook and burn the kitchen down and then went to cheer on her other Sim roommates for dancing so well infront of the stereo.
"Dreams have meaning."
My dreams:
Bolvar was doing lines of Soul Ash in Oribos lmao
That undead snorting animation and facial expression was perfect :'D :'D ahaha
Many may not know this, but this is actually Canon to the lore
Surprisingly coherent considering the animalistic source it was birthed from
I haven't laughed this hard in AGES! Well done, you had me in tears by the first minute. XD
"Blizzcon 2021 'Digital Storytelling' Contest Winner"
I, I can't believe you did it. Laughed my head off during the stream, video is even funnier. Grats.
This was actually funny, pls make more of this or make these one of your series content. I sincerely was entertain and had a good laugh. Also. Good thing you didn’t edit out the laugh as it seems more genuine. Pretty hilarious
I love how you can tell when it switches from one guy's contribution to the next
Much better than Activision's writing. This actually got me to laugh and actually care about the story.
4:57 pure gold moment :D love hearing Cpt. Grim laugh!
4:54 that laugh is the sign of a broken man
"I let my viewers write the script"
I don't see how that can go wrong.
And I was right!! :)
"Intrigued by his odd finger sniffing, a yak walked to him" Part Killed me hahah
This is amazing. You need a noble prize. Great work.
I just realized that Magni has a diamond coc-
So that means he's always...khm...hard?
He has earned a new title: Bolvar, The Connoisseur of Soulash
The "What the fuck" at the end got me man😂😂 this is definitly something only a twitch chat is able to make
A storytelling masterpiece
"Bolvar was doing lines of Soul Ash in Oribos." Fucking died on the first line of the script.
This leaked 9.2 story arc looks great!
The Stream was really Awesome! Im Happy you Released this Gem
The way you read it, pronouncing the title literally with the misspelling and all, strongly reminded me of those classic full life consequences videos.
Gave me an equally good laugh and everything!
I sure hope/wish you can do this more often
I tried SO hard every time to push fkn Magni into this. I gave up after the third ass-rubbing. I'm glad he finally made it into the story.
this is the hardest i’ve laughed at a youtube video in ages, my goodness. we need a whole cinematic universe
This is cannon. You cannot tell me otherwise.
Otherwise.
@@mr.outlaw231 i've been had
Captain, if you're running out of ideas, have you thought about doing a more serious long-term series? Your animation skills are unparalleled and fit for the task.
The intro is pretty much a joke, I'm good, but I appreciate the suggestion regardless! I've thought about it but I don't know if those types of videos are That interesting to follow in WoW content nowadays, IMO. And I'm fine doing the current shit-post/meme-like videos or whatever.
But who knows, my opinion may change!
@@CaptainGrim arby and the chief but with wow, kek
I think there's a running theme that held this together surprisingly.
Ive never lost it so hard at a youtube video. That Magni part man. JESUS. Im crying.
dont you worry buddy. your videos so far were so awesome, one cannot keep this high level up without losing inspiration at some point ;D
the intro is a joke really! I have tons of inspiration, it was just to set up the premise of the video. But I get how some may get confused haha, thanks for the support regardless!
This is pure art.
Lmao already died when Bolvar sniffed those lines :D nice vid!
I have an idea for an animation, you already did an animation for the poor human barber, but I am curious, did the goblin girl barber had a good time? Or a bad time because in my logic, goblins must love the idea of changing players from different faces, skin, and gender.
Also this /kiss.
🤣🤣🤣 totally lost it when the gnome appear, have to stop the video 'cause needed to wipe the tears so I could continue to appreciate this bizarre masterpiece. Congratz to you and the twitch masterminds behind it 😆👍
Honestly. Without any sort of joking, this story is better than bfa's by a light year
Random goofball formats like this is a comedy gold mine that I have very rarely seen done on youtube or anywhere in general, especially these days.
This is similar to hanging out with your friends as a kid and everyone builds some silly story together while trying to breathe from laughing so hard. Good times.
And then they say "Power to the people" lmaooo look what yall done did ☺
That was hilariously epic! a part of me wished you had made bolvar search for arthas in the maw and then upon meeting him resurrects into some lich king goku 2.0 that is super op ^^
You need to make a series dedicated to bolivar. This was way too random, way too good. We want more
The bloody gnome with his soul ash, then the undead sniffing the soul ash like a hoover. Love it
DUde wtf!
That was absolutely awesome!
And you narrating and laughing hahahaha damn I cracked!
Beavis & Butthead meets Shadowlands 👌
Magni is Cornholio in disguise
Now THAT was commitment to the bit, well done! :D And somehow I get the feeling those weren't the craziest things you had to read that day...
What a cliffhanger, i want to know his adventure as innkeeper.
And Yet this Is still coherent enough to make you Watch the entre video and underestand what going on
I lost my shit after I saw magni sitting beside Bolvar, I had to go back to the magni video just to laugh about his severe and fucked up addiction.
That moment when the acustic wow community writes better lore than current blizzard. gg no re.
I haven't laughed so hard in like 15 years as I did reading the coment of this video!!! Your chat and youtube audience are geniuses.
Hahah we're happy to provide!
This is beautiful
I've been looking at it for five hours now
Better lore writing than Blizzard's. Once again, thank you for confirming that I am not missing out on anything by not being subbed to WoW.
Step aside Lord of the Rings, we've found the new masterpiece of the ages
Now if only Blizzard learned how to write something this coherent
the intro with the snorting soulash as well as the brokers kicking his as for all the loans hahahahahah masterpiece man ur amazing
I really enjoyed so you can make more videos like this :D! I laughed so hard my belly hurts.
Captain Grim himself taking part in the therapy session is gold!
I'm not sure whether this video is a masterpiece or cursed. It rests on that fine line between the two.
Another hilarious one, good job! This concept is great, and while the story was kinda made by twitch chat, your animations are what makes your videos amazing. I would gladly watch more "fan stories" :D
I’m usually disappointed in the internet. But today....today, it brought me joy.
Looking the result I gues we do a good job.
Holy jeeeeeeesus!!! Snorted the Soul Ash??? I didnt even knew you could use it that way!!!
Both extremely hilarious and a little touchingm the parts where grim loses it make it even more funny
Okay. I have major deppression but this Video made me laugh so hard that I started to cry. BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!
What a touching and telling story about Bolvars background. Also now the whole farming for specific ingredients every new expansion makes perfect sense.
You're stuff is always funny. Don't be afraid to branch out into other games you may be interested in, it will definitely be good.
What the hell,this was actually funny and coherent
Video starts: "Bolvar was doing lines of soulash."
*I am immediately choking with laughter*
*DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER ?!*
Oh no
Did someone say...No! Please No!
And many, many KEKW were had. Magnificent!
is this the real Captain Grim?!?
Is this a meme?
who
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHO ARE YOU
you can feel her inside you? oooooooooooooooooooooooh the ffeeling
Its beautiful. Thanks chat!
The randomness is just hilarious, I laughed at this more than I should've, lol