Every Car Ever in 4 Words! AMERICAN EDITION
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Tesla?
I don't need to say anything about Tesla, since they're already silent themselves :P
#justelectriccarthings
Bladed Angel ha I see what you did there
Tesla-Self Driving Assisted Suicide
Eric Mohr an overhyped circumcised car
Get it? Because no engine = circumcision
Eric Mohr
I.
AM.
AN.
ENVIRONMENTALIST.
Challenger: what even are corners
Cybertruck: what even are curves
Cybertruck: what are strong windows?
@@Fearless13468 they do have strong windows
@@rainnants k bud
@@ianbauer7346 idk man any ford or chevy would've had shattered windows
@@rainnants cybertruck dont have stronk windows
Hennessy Venom in four words be like
*American version of Lotus*
Exige on fucking steroid
Insane car nearly 1500 HP, 270 MPH top speed INSANE
"It's not actually British"
"It's not a Lotus"
Except price and speed
No it looks more like an elise
Hummer H1: "Get to the chopper"
Why it remained me the last mission of GTA III :v
@@shinoahiiragi7659 reminded
@@EzekielSimonn no shit sherlock
Yeah
Get to the chopper now
Mustang owners: we only get a few miles to the gallon
Challenger owners: you guys get MILES to the gallon, we get Feet
Gallons per mile
False, so damn fake, my 2019 scat pack once got 13 mpg.
Rage Monkey it’s a joke bro
Rage Monkey your name says it all😂
ItsGama most fords you guys are moving
Do germany next, because im german.
(I know that this is a great reason)
Kein Anderer Germany because of of the same reason😂👌
I mean, I'm not German but I agree 100%. He should do German edition.
Yeah, me too, but I think he should do Italy, and only the classics
JamesMany
Yes it would be interesting
Do japan next.
I agree
i was gonna type that but i knew someone will type that in.
CarPro Installs has to be
BOOM BOOM JAPAN!
CarPro Installs initial d for life!!!
Camaro drivers see: barely anything
Mustangs drivers see: scared crowds
Lol😂 so acurrate
I love mustang but this is so funny
What about viper driver's? Becuase it's fast as duck
Challnger drivers: LAAAANNNDDD HOOOOO ah shit sea level fuck get the anchor out
@@_alxnlol viper drivers see the pearly gates
Chevrolet SS in four words "Americans didn't want it"
And Australia didn't want to give it up haha
i wasn't playing along
bootleg Todd Howard the SS isn't really American tho, but pretty good one.
Senpai uh I didn't say that the SS was American I said America didn't want it
Honestly USA should've got the ute cause thats the Australian trademark
Buick Grand National.
Darth Vader's wet dream.
Yep
Buick Regal GNX
Emperor Palpatine is nutting.
Good one
Probably also his worst nightmare because that thing can do wheelies FROM THE FUCKING FACTORY. No shit, Buick had to actually stop it from doing wheelies with a later model
Not sure if cop
Y u overheal 4 points
@Random Stuff Random meets Useless. Nice.
Accurate
2:44 for the Hennessy you could say “just a stretched lotus”
one cracked ameican lotus?
A Lotus on drugs
6:08
thats what she said
I'm so glad someone else had the same idea
69 likes
Challengers arent supposed to turn. They're drag cars
Cigua TheRaceKing lol I can tell you are a srt guy
That’s why he said it
That Dodge Demon logo tho.
Cigua TheRaceKing we have a rare srt fan here
Cigua TheRaceKing a man of taste
I think the Hennessy Venom GT should’ve been “Lotus Elise On Steroids” 😂
Lotus Exige** on steroids. You filthy casual.
Holy shit I will
Was thinking the exact same thing
THAToneGUY594 Your definitely Thatoneguy
Monte Carlo
"Probably a drug dealer"
I actually a big fan of monte Carlos..... But you've got a point.
I own an 01' Monte Carlo SS
Haha he’s not wrong
Pretty sure theres one in Breaking Bad. 2 guys pull up in one a few times before they kill Combo. Drug dealer car seems right, even though it's one of my dream cars. 85 SS that is. Which is the one in the show.
My dad had an 80's monte carlo and it got stolen by black people 3 seperate times. LOL
I mean Jesse Pinkman drove one... enough said
Ford EcoBoost?
More like EgoBoost
The new ford mustang ecoboosts are really good if you want a mustang here in the UK. The road tax isnt too bad compared to the v8 and the ecoboost engine will SHIFT while still being reasonably economic
Bro you deserve respect nice one lmao!!!!
Trash ugly more trash
I live in Australia and about 93 percent of mustangs here are the V8’s
Original *BIG WANG GANG*
Desmond moonbear charger daytona
better then alot of cars nowadays
nope bro that was daytona
I love when people diss the Challenger! I laugh as it is my favorite car & I can take jokes & hate about it
Steve Saleen is still alive! Tell him to make another S7/an S7 successor quick before it's too late!
Snowtato XL oh yes please! Or just build the Saleen S5s Raptor and make another Hypercar out of the money they made from the car
But wheres the crown vic
was
once
a
cop
Once cop, always cop
Sound of da police.
Rip crown vic
Wool woop
Mustang ecoboost: “should’ve bought a v8” 🤦🏻♂️ I hear it everyday
It's better 4 the V6 stang
@@nicolapalmieri7344 v6? Ah shit, here we go again...
@Wrien XD I think you got the wrong years.
Should've bought vegetable juice v8
V8 better in all ways
Ford Crown Victoria: *Actually A Cop Car*
Or a taxi.
or this : Cop Or Cab, Done
V8 powered cop car
Germany please
German edition next
Isn't the Hennessy Venom just a stretched Lotus Elise with a V8?
(Several people are typing...)
Yes indeed you are correct
Aero777 it's more of an exige than an elise
Just an Exige with V8 engine
Aero777 at least someone has a brain
Over glorified kit car
SSG tuatara: “speedometer be lying bro”
1970 Dodge Charger:
The Baddest Car Ever
True
Worst not baddest.
My dad had a 70 challenger and my mom sold it for 3 grand in 2001 when he went to Winnipeg
@@Denverfleuryy She did the "sell your college kids vintage game collection" to a Challenger? For THREE GRAND?
That's messed up. You shouldn't sell someone else's car just because their not there. Regardless of whether or not you're their spouse. That feels bad, man.
@@bevgilmore1996 I know its messed but he wasn't that mad it wasn't in great condition and we really needed the money at the time but know my dad wishes he could of kept it now that were in a really well off financial position and one day I'm gonna buy that b5 blue 1970 challenger r/t with numbers matching
Any Dodge Challenger body style: *Aerodynamic as a brick*
That’s how I like it
Dodge challenger : I'm only getting four feet to the gallon
Telsa cyber truck : only four electrolytes to the ground
ExactingAcorn 46 viper: 13 suicides per gallon
Basically yep lol and I’m a Mopar guy!
Hey people say the F-4 Phantom is a brick, but if it's got enough power/thrust anything can go
Hennessey - Sell your stock hood
And try to make you buy a carbon fiber one
Okay your either hate them or just making fun of them but I’m fine with the comment
@@stantorren4400 do you know what they did? Lol they were working on a guys viper, they sold his stock hood without his permission and tried to make him buy a carbon fiber one when he didn't want to, he then took them to cort because they wouldn't give him his viper back for over a year I believe. The viper just sat in the back of the shop collecting dust
Or a 9 year old wanting to have a 4000$ gaming setup, it wont happen.
Not a proper car it’s an iPhone on wheels
0:01 cracked me up so much 😂
Lol
Whalecum
Subaru: Vape.Nation.And.Lesbians.
Lmao ... true
And some private school kids
Get outta here you devolved evo pig filth
Ghassen K I was just making a joke, I love STis
one kind of sti's is awesome , the other one... not so much
*makes mustang crowd joke* "These jokes are overdone so I'll stop"
"challenger is a boat" Bladed Angel: "HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA"
BigGameHunterM16 but the mustang joke is dead, a challenger is still a boat 😂 so it still applies
I mean, one joke came from stupid drivers, the other one came from the car itself, so yeah...
The funny Thing is a challenger is heavier than a mustang, because muscles weigh more than fat
The corvette is a speedboat.
@@terminal_veloster986 and mustangs still crash into croweds so what's your point
1:54 more like 20 smiles per gallon
TDIB reference?
UnknownGamer 42069 roadkill
King of the Desert 20 deaths per mile XD
Lol as an Aussie with a commodore sv6 great way to end it. Also the cherry on top watching on Australia Day (Jan 26).
As a new owner of a V8 G8, that's the reason I bought it.
Camaro Zl1 1LE
Supercar beating family car
Wouldn't that be a Tesla Model S?
@@OmegaF77
Not really. The Model S may beat many other cars on the quarter mile because of its acceleration, but in a longer drag race it will lose badly.
Also i was thinking track performance, not the drag strip. Even a Civic would embarass a Tesla on a track.
The Camaro isnt really a family car either, just a joke since it has four seats.
Lord of Murder camaro isn’t really a family car. How about a charger hellcat or Cadillac CTS-V.
@@-star_27-20 I explained it in a comment above. Those cars are fast, but not as fast as the Camaro on a track.
Doge charger
Holy shit it fly's
Chrysler 300c, Bentley on a budget.
Poor man's rolls Royce
Not bentley rolls toyce
Carlos Gonalez Mexican roll Royce
Some people call it the poor mans Bentley mainly in the uk
Do SWEDEN🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
john firerazor but bro they're Japanese?
no
Finland does not have cars ... but that will change!
And a volvo iron knight with 2400 horsepower
Mosler mt900 Richard Hammond Heavy Breathing
hopefully someone gets it
Do Germany next...
no
the germany of asia first
“Probably A Drug Dealer” daaamn. Lmao
Lmao , it's also my favorite Car.
BMW in 4 words:
“What’s a turn signal”
Chevy should be
Real people, not actors
Lmao correct
This comment is underrated as hell
Real actors, not people.
Germany next! lets roast some BMWs and Volkswagens!
Why does everyone see the Challenger as a boat?
Trust me, that's no boat...it fit's in a standard parking space and it doesn't roll over when you turn a corner.
nothing_cool the magical cat but where’s the aero of a brick?
Isn’t it close to 4K pounds
"Close to"
Please, drive a Pantherbody or other old-fasioned car before writing this off as a boat.
Close to 4k pounds? Nah, das nuthin. Lotta cars are "close to" 4k
nothing_cool the magical cat I guess for a modern day sports car it’s technically a boat when measured against its competitors
by that standard, it is a bit more boaty than it's competitors, but it's still not that much bigger. Taller, maybe, but not longer/wider. At least not enough to worry about.
Would have liked to hear about the different from levels of the mustang, challenger, charger, and Camaro.
Vector was making some pretty sweet cars before the Saleen S7.
Oh, you included Vector. Well then!
If you're including the SS, you definitely could have thrown in the 2000s GTO.
"20 freedom per gallon" very well said tho :D
Dodge Charger 1999 Concept: Angrier Looking Dodge Intrepid.
Viper & Charger Fucking
Doge charger
Holy shit it flys
Way better lookin than the Chager III concept
20 mpg in a mustang gt!!!!! i’m getting 17 in my v6 🤣
Pinto:
Touch back for explosion
actual, cars in it's age didn't have a headrest so it doesn't matter if it explodes or not, if someone would hit u in the back, it would snap ur neck anyways, but guess what, the Pinto had headrests .... oh wow, i mean, the pinto wasn't the only car that had headrests, it's just that u people should stop bitching about the pinto thing, cuz u can die easily if someone hits the back of the car, if it explodes, or not
Ya
*Makes List of all American cars*
Elco: *Exists*
El Camino - Mullet in car form
Dodge Challenger
- Epitome of American Muscle
- The Quintessential Muscle Car
-The Last Muscle Car
@@excaliber2010 yep
“Will smoke your import”
The fat trick brick
also no its not 1969 mustang boss 429 is
1969 Dodge Charger: The Dukes of Hazzard
*sees a yellow Camaro*
Every kid: "Look, it is Bumblebee"
Your Friendly User I don’t think many kids would know that but honestly if I could get a camaro I’d want yellow but not bcuz of transformers
@@4ndym66 every kid alive knows bumblebee, maybe its because you live in a bad country so not many people know bumblebee but in good countries, everyone knows bumblebee
@@rellifyz Yea. We don’t see Camaros in the streets often.
As a sufferer of anxiety, I've experienced minor attacks. I feel for you though. Social anxiety is a huge quarrel of mine, and heavily populated areas, as well as most populated areas, cause me stress that I never noticed until recently. I literally tense up... Never even notice how much tension I carry in my shoulders. Just know, you're not alone. You are in control, and health, exercise, and some kind of healthy challenge in life, is a good thing. Great videos though man, I literally found your channel a day or two ago, already subscribed and watched a few videos. Keep you head up, and "Racecar", lol. Speed is a great release, just sayin'. Tracks are hard to find, but the legality and safety is worth every penny.
David Fletcher this is a car video
.....? I think you commented on the wrong video...
@@tylrrrrrrrrrr4767 you didnt watch the end did you?
@@hettekloosterman16 You are two years quite late my mans 💀
5:48 not the fist big wang gang as the Dodge Charger rt Daytona was built first so ur worng. No hate on the super bird tho 🤤🤤
Gotta love the Superbird though (JDM Fan here, but Facts are Facts)...
They are literally the same car
Mord Fustang is the name of a French DJ
Asphalt 8 songs
@@Maccil just as gay
Sounds like he's a massive twat
Yup
One of their songs is in best saber
Ok, I’m gonna go on a fanboy rant here. The Dodge Daytona came out a year before the Plymouth Superbird. The Daytona was the original big wang gang!
Shelby GT350=rev to the moon
Challenger Demon=one dimensional speed brick
Camaro ZL1 1LE=should've been the Z28
Fun video. Rust Belt Garage and I watched it together after working on the V10 swap.
DON'T DIE!
Italy
2:58 the SSC aero too.
You should try doing Indian cars because they're built cheaply most of the time and they do come loaded with features but those features usually stop working after 5 years. But I know that most of your fanbase isn't Indian so they won't really get what you're talking about so maybe just stick to Italian, German or British cars for the next video. I've just realized that this whole comment is pointless.
Hey, Bladed Angel. Why not ask one of the Ford GT 90 owners to lend the car for one full review video?
I’m pretty sure they’ll be happy to help since there are literally one or two of them in US and no one would resist such a temptation of boasting to become super famous.
Man, I hope you will be alright. Maybe try to find like a club at the library or a club of some sort, you should get some friends this way. I hope you will be ok and don't make dat OurTube machine happy ok? Your health is more important that videos. Yours, *some snow mexican in an igloo*
wait, Ford Crown Victoria: ,,Definitely a cop car" xD
Dodge Viper... Best way to die! XD
AMC Gremlin - only better than Pinto
AMC Pacer - Fishbowl from the Hell
Ford Pinto - Bomb on the bumper
Pontiac GTO - Not really used muscle
I own amc pacer it's lovely!
Chevrolet Vega - GM rustbucket Development practices
AMC Pacer - Fishbowl on Four Wheels
First video I watched of this youtube channel and 2 seconds in u see "whalecum"...* clicks subscribe*...
Challenger hellcat: WOW A FREAKING CAT
The Buick Regal GSX: "Knows how to turbo..."
I love that car, lol.
The challenger is one of the most beautiful cars
And the challenger and espacially the dodge demin are hella fast and weighs less than the srt8
5:52 also too fast in forza horizon 4
Boerka Sainte yes, thats the joke
Yes 7.19 1/4 mile @207 MPH fastest I've ever seen
Too much downforce
U mean 4:50? Ford focus have 1,300hp stock ya know
Playing mirror by yasuda REI as the background music. Respect
Don’t ever disrespect the legendary Monte Carlo ss all will bow
The Daytona was the original big wang not the superbird
I just came up with one while watching
Dodge Challenger : A re-birthed Chevy Impala
How? Why? I’m genuinely confused the Chevy Impala and Dodge Challenger are two completely different American Muscle cars.....plus Dodge and Chevy have nothing to do with eachother. I may have ruined the joke but that’s kinda what I do so lol
want to hear another joke? Mustang drivers, those who are so experienced they never collide
I love Monte Carlos and I died when you said the four words.
Same
Do an Aussie version of this
That shell car had supra headlights
r32 fan 06 he talked about it in his vector video
Lmao calls challenger a piece of shit owns mustang I literally died laughing
American Car People car make jokes of there own cars (which I am a American car person)
Is a car person like a Transformer?
+GI Josh that was so funny
The new Ford GT: "I only need 3.5" (liters/litres) or "I only need 6" (cylinders) AND "I have two though" (sequential turbos)
Edit: shot at Ferrari; "I only need half" (of a V12).
Mustang owner making fun of challenger but gets taken to gapplebees by a 392
gapplebees? xD I like it1 I'm using that.
I love the dodge challenger. So much that I just can't deny your description of it was spot on
You forgot about 1970 Dodge Challenger
Great muscle car
*1969 then, with the splitted grill and the apart bumper
PixelFastFood Play You’re thinking Charger. The Challenger’s first year was 1970 and it had the tunnel grill.
@@BrownSofaGamer that's true now you said it I saw I read it wrong. Thx for sayin
Only in a straight line.
Do england next because why not?
F body: looks like a catfish
Me in 2020 watching the SSC tuatara roaring past bugatti and koenigsegg
Wait... Mosler is American?
*_How come no one told me? :(_*
Yh I thought it was french or something. Feel dumb add now
do italy
PICASSO produtions Fiat Chrysler is Italian American
2:48 “its just the tip”
4:37 - controversial then, still controversial today
Australian Cars next...
just gonna say the charger daytona is original big Wang gang
Kron-tos the superbird was before the daytona
Charles The Daytona was made in '69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The Superbird a year later.
yeah and the charger daytona has a slightly lower wing which makes it more effective whereas the superbirds was raised to make getting in the trunk easier lol still cool as fuck though
Do British next
Yeah British cars would be cool
why?
Because then you could say aston Martin vulcan ( or any other v12 model ) : 2 mustangs in disguise
Is it just me but i thought the ford gt40s were british
Owned
By
Foreign
Country.
The dodge one he’s shits on but complements the fords biased
Ford GT: God's gift to man