4 Cruel Realities Car Guys Must Face!

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  • @gaydes1012
    @gaydes1012 5 років тому +5718

    *disclaimer don't buy a dog if you can't take care of it*

    • @vertik7
      @vertik7 5 років тому +236

      yea.. buy a cat that looks like a dog.

    • @gaydes1012
      @gaydes1012 5 років тому +567

      @@vertik7 *disclaimer don't buy a cat that looks like dog if you can't take care of it*

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому +118

      @@gaydes1012 cats take care of themselves

    • @gaydes1012
      @gaydes1012 5 років тому +78

      @@Noadvantage246 oh yea I forgot about that

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому +87

      @@gaydes1012 Yeah it's actually amazing, they groom themselves, feed themselves (you can leave the food out and they'll just eat what they need), always use their literbox (you can also train them to use your toilet and flush), and lastly their emotionally independent so you can leave for a good while and they won't feel abandoned like a dog would. You could get a food and water dispenser and then leave your cat and go on a 2 week vacation and it'd be just fine.

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes 5 років тому +4684

    Nothing will get you more attention than a white Ford Crown Victoria.

    • @JMF67
      @JMF67 5 років тому +268

      Calvin Hikes yes if you paint it in cop colors with a siren on there and drive to a illigal streetrace😂

    • @alovalentini3587
      @alovalentini3587 5 років тому +102

      This is probably a truest of all facts I've heard in my life. You desserve 1000 likes my friend!

    • @naywahn
      @naywahn 5 років тому +163

      ...or a white Dodge Charger.
      Expect anyone in proximity, to start driving *verrrry sloooowly...*

    • @beegeezee505
      @beegeezee505 5 років тому +51

      Mr. Regular: It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop! It's because you wanna look like a cop!

    • @MOTWMB
      @MOTWMB 5 років тому +41

      Or a black Ford Escape lol

  • @dademiller8228
    @dademiller8228 5 років тому +1939

    My grandma didn't understand why I got so excited to see a R35 in person one time. Then I told her how much they were worth, and she said "Why would someone pay that much for a Nissan?"

    • @CitySlicker34
      @CitySlicker34 5 років тому +155

      Because Nissan

    • @naggers5505
      @naggers5505 5 років тому +75

      FOR A NISSAN I think I changed my mind on wanting one day buy a r35 gtr

    • @jakepokemonman1227
      @jakepokemonman1227 5 років тому +201

      Put an Infiniti badge on it and its suddenly worth thousands more to her. Class A logic.

    • @joebobdacow7405
      @joebobdacow7405 4 роки тому +120

      WHY YOU PAY SO MYCH FOR A NISSAN CAUSE IT'S A GTR -lil uzi vert

    • @philipptruveller7829
      @philipptruveller7829 4 роки тому +41

      Because the gtr r35 is way to expensive for what it is. There are better options out there. The older gens are much better, not hating on them.

  • @MrBman2218
    @MrBman2218 4 роки тому +807

    I had a huge crowd when I bought my mustang...that didn’t last long

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 3 роки тому +16

      *_H m m_*

    • @Cryozenix
      @Cryozenix 3 роки тому +32

      they got bored of it pretty quick most likely. they saw a huracan rolling in and ignored that the mustang was an rtr spec 5.

    • @derekmonroe5572
      @derekmonroe5572 3 роки тому +22

      Cause you hit 'em! ;)

    • @EpicGamer47YT
      @EpicGamer47YT 3 роки тому +15

      Luffy but fat No, he just ran them all over.

    • @childish8469
      @childish8469 3 роки тому +5

      did you do donuts?

  • @tjbnable
    @tjbnable 5 років тому +2671

    I got a 1969 mustang to impress my wife.... She left me.

    • @dyl4nftp
      @dyl4nftp 5 років тому +408

      Worth it

    • @Destroyer-lr5kj
      @Destroyer-lr5kj 5 років тому +336

      Is that your car in your profile pic? If yes it was definitely worth it.

    • @MonroeMafia
      @MonroeMafia 5 років тому +205

      Worth it, if she left over a car she prolly never loved you. Especially since you bought for her in a way.

    • @Hot_Sky_Astronomy
      @Hot_Sky_Astronomy 5 років тому +233

      car > wife.

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +73

      Probably because its a unreliable piece of awesomeness wOrTh it

  • @keikuval
    @keikuval 5 років тому +2313

    Before I was a car person, I thought cars with loud exhaust wanted to show off. But now... REV THE CHARGER BABY

    • @joeycunningham7126
      @joeycunningham7126 5 років тому +14

      Tiger Mustang1 😂😂😂💯💯

    • @lovethesmellofracefuelinth7374
      @lovethesmellofracefuelinth7374 4 роки тому +39

      Exactly and also love the superchargers whine on the H-cats & demons to 💜

    • @F34RL1C1A
      @F34RL1C1A 4 роки тому +35

      People who love their exhaust, whether it would be a loud or soft hum. Is because they enjoy the sound, they probs won't want to always rev it for the sake of doing so
      Well I'm talkin abt car guys/gals. Now for dem ricers, this comment doesn't apply to them lul.

    • @keikuval
      @keikuval 4 роки тому +1

      @@F34RL1C1A That is true. Maybe I'm just a ricer now 😂

    • @anindz1037
      @anindz1037 4 роки тому +3

      When i was too young
      I hated car sounds in videogames
      To the point that i put down only to hear the song playing

  • @nosferatu7611
    @nosferatu7611 5 років тому +1478

    Car guy shows an Red NSX
    Non Car Guy: Nice Ferrari

    • @thegentlemansmith5411
      @thegentlemansmith5411 5 років тому +41

      This reminds me when I had my 90 240sx 15 years ago a guy at the gas station said "woah cool nsx how fast have you taken it" non car guys really have no clue lol

    • @akumpi
      @akumpi 5 років тому +21

      My friend's dad bought a red Prelude mk3 and I thought it was a ferrari. I mean I was probably 6 but still.

    • @vertik7
      @vertik7 5 років тому +17

      You know, if it's a red sports car it might be a Ferrari. It's a known fact.

    • @z1ggyn124
      @z1ggyn124 5 років тому +2

      Classic

    • @Marquploads
      @Marquploads 5 років тому +2

      oof, you gonne too far now bud, it hurted in my fucking soul

  • @Ben-xz3bo
    @Ben-xz3bo 4 роки тому +1150

    Me buys r34
    10 years later my wife: we need a pratical car
    Me: buys an evo ix

  • @ryneagheilim9782
    @ryneagheilim9782 5 років тому +1379

    Meanwhile in Germany:
    Non car guy: Wow, that's a nice Porsche!
    RUF: I'm sorry what?

    • @timesweeper9778
      @timesweeper9778 5 років тому +101

      Meanwhile, in 'Murica
      "Nice Mini soyboy."
      John cooper works: "Bruh, am I a joke to you?"

    • @Gaphalor
      @Gaphalor 5 років тому +63

      I am german and carguy, and i would not recognize a RUF besides the Yellowbird to be honest, they are so rare you dont spot them anyways

    • @ryneagheilim9782
      @ryneagheilim9782 5 років тому +9

      @linksys or a yute

    • @CitySlicker34
      @CitySlicker34 5 років тому +3

      😁

    • @arutezza
      @arutezza 5 років тому +27

      in America
      nice mustang
      Roush, Saleen and shelby:
      am I a joke to you?

  • @ArtificeSounds
    @ArtificeSounds 5 років тому +1566

    You will get attention, but it's from dudes checking out your car xD

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +50

      You'll get the guys but you'll not get the girls

    • @ArtificeSounds
      @ArtificeSounds 5 років тому +66

      @@azrielanthonyalmaden8419 Yup. So if you're gay get a Dodge demon lol

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +2

      Pabs Alanya@ well I would still take itnover a priceless honda. Am I still gay??

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +2

      Pabs Alaya@ I realise that wasn't an insult altough that statement ain't half bad

    • @jordanprier4016
      @jordanprier4016 5 років тому +10

      The only cars that will get attention is very exotic cars. But that’s not because necessarily it’s a cool car. It’s just because it’s expensive and rare and people will just think your rich. Another one that will get attention is heavily modified car just because they are one of a kind. But those are very expensive and take a lot of time and skills and tools that most people don’t have. It reality the guys driving old classics that are clean will get the most attention. Because pretty much everyone understands that is rare and cool. And Florida Georgia Line got it right when they said nothing is cool till you wear the new off.

  • @Chrispy72
    @Chrispy72 5 років тому +273

    The Ford Fusion next to the Aston was gold

  • @jeromelacap2245
    @jeromelacap2245 4 роки тому +532

    What makes a car guy?
    - actually owning a car.
    - not owning a car for attention but satisfaction
    - choosing between reliability or self worth. What he/ she thinks is a better bang for the buck
    - not caring what non car guys say, or rather appreciating both his and other car guys' cars.
    - the moment you became, less a douche bag in the streets and actually using your street smarts
    - caring for the community and not only the car you own.
    - its not about the cost or the model, more expensive does not mean its better
    - when a car means to you like losing it would reflect similarly to losing something or someone related to you. Like a pet or a friend.(lol, maybe not a person)
    - the most important of all these is, being a good driver. Its better to be a good driver and not own a car, rather own a ferrari and crash it like you stole it. a mature and selfless driver is a good rolemodel to all car enthusiast alike.

    • @anangrybubble1598
      @anangrybubble1598 4 роки тому +45

      Or just liking cars like wtf

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +22

      @@anangrybubble1598 I think he means of a "complete" Car-Enthusiast, because come on, what kind of Car Guy/Gal doesn't want to have a car him/herself?...

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +2

      @Matthew Pinkowski *If you want both reliability an a car able to beat a Ferrari, get a Honda NSX-R...

    • @anangrybubble1598
      @anangrybubble1598 4 роки тому +3

      Miguel Medina yeah I understand that I’m just broke as fuck but that doesn’t make me less of a car guy

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +3

      @@anangrybubble1598 Nobody said that, I don't have my Dream Car yet, but I'm planning on having it in the future. I just said that what he meant is that for feeling "complete" as a Car-Enthusiast, you will try to get yourself your dream car, won't you?...

  • @lysergbeats
    @lysergbeats 5 років тому +1085

    My '13 v6 Camaro gets more looks than a Corvette.
    Probably because I run people over.

    • @leviathanchannel3886
      @leviathanchannel3886 5 років тому +60

      Lol I hit a person in my porche 911 gt2 and thank god mt car paint was red or ....

    • @lysergbeats
      @lysergbeats 5 років тому +49

      @@leviathanchannel3886 Your car is red too!? I don't see why the law gives us a hard time when it obviously camouflages the blood.

    • @delu9422
      @delu9422 4 роки тому +4

      wait w-wwhat

    • @thelasso9478
      @thelasso9478 4 роки тому +3

      GTA! GTA! GTA!

    • @king_savage5096
      @king_savage5096 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

  • @dexterjsullen
    @dexterjsullen 5 років тому +543

    I dont even want to get a Aston Martin v12 vantage after that ford fusion pic

    • @primthos7413
      @primthos7413 5 років тому +2

      dbs

    • @midnite8297
      @midnite8297 5 років тому +52

      Same man my dream car got crushed with that comparison image

    • @eugenechang9827
      @eugenechang9827 5 років тому +7

      @Liam Maggs true, most sedans are now too flashy

    • @michaeld5198
      @michaeld5198 5 років тому +2

      I’ve heard Aston’s are one of those cars that looks great but aren’t actually that great to own. I hear you though, I’ve always wanted one too!

    • @dexterjsullen
      @dexterjsullen 5 років тому

      @@michaeld5198 hey I'll be the judge of that lol

  • @SalsaDouble
    @SalsaDouble 5 років тому +633

    Non car guy : That’s a nice Charger
    Dodge demon am I a joke to you

    • @clintonrumpf3927
      @clintonrumpf3927 5 років тому +38

      I owned 2 Challengers and non-car people were calling them shits Chargers.

    • @eddiebrock118
      @eddiebrock118 5 років тому +20

      @@clintonrumpf3927 they committed a crime mixing up the two. Firing squads at dawn. 😂

    • @clintonrumpf3927
      @clintonrumpf3927 5 років тому +12

      @@eddiebrock118I once had a Baltimore City Police Officer ask if my 93 RX7 was a Dodge Viper, and a gas station attendant asked if it was a Corvette...

    • @CaptainFALKEN
      @CaptainFALKEN 5 років тому +2

      Real car guy: The Dodge Challenger hasn't been produced since 1974
      Dodge Demon/ Plymouth Duster was a different car

    • @DJAizakku
      @DJAizakku 5 років тому +3

      I remember seeing a Dodge Hellcat police chase and the anchor keep calling it a Challenger.

  • @haon2499
    @haon2499 4 роки тому +407

    “Why you pay so much for your Nissan? Because it’s GT-R” - Lil Uzi Vert

    • @juliansolis6224
      @juliansolis6224 3 роки тому +6

      Hazzah a man of culture

    • @connorsewepegaham1721
      @connorsewepegaham1721 3 роки тому

      I know that song haha

    • @youtubernouser2410
      @youtubernouser2410 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pizzalover21
      @Pizzalover21 3 роки тому

      Ah I see you are a cultured man

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 3 роки тому +1

      Non car people: Ohh, a Nissan... my friend has one, i think it was some Juke. (Its a joke)

  • @shihi51
    @shihi51 5 років тому +406

    Normal people-"Cars should be as reliable as possible"
    Eclipse owners-"Aye she ran for a week time to do an engine swap"

    • @fatmooselips3110
      @fatmooselips3110 5 років тому +2

      shiloh nelson 😂😂

    • @pospc2
      @pospc2 5 років тому +7

      I owned a 2g eclipse i was happy if i made it 6 months without any kind of failure at all.

    • @sergiozamora5693
      @sergiozamora5693 5 років тому +3

      Lol no that would be ford piclup trucks with thier v6 ecoshits and their 6.0 deisel garbage engines lol

    • @tor2823
      @tor2823 5 років тому

      @Gibbon miata is always the answer!... or atleast for the slow part xd

    • @jrockhardest
      @jrockhardest 5 років тому

      Lol son of a bitch got me

  • @BigAl2-u7e
    @BigAl2-u7e 5 років тому +325

    Car Guy: I bought a Mustang.
    Me: Be careful not to hit a crowd.
    Car Guy: *TRIGGERED*

    • @subscriber6181
      @subscriber6181 5 років тому +6

      I say that too :), but it's okay because I own a GT500 (top Mustang)

    • @brandonlittlejohn8055
      @brandonlittlejohn8055 5 років тому +5

      Us Z owners are becoming the new mustang in terms of crashing lmao

    • @teertaa
      @teertaa 5 років тому +2

      yeah i know someone who doesnt even own a mustang yet he is triggered with the joke

    • @c5doob
      @c5doob 5 років тому +1

      i’m unreasonably angry now

    • @Sg-bg7xp
      @Sg-bg7xp 5 років тому +2

      @@c5doob dont worry. At least your car is cool enough to get you laid. Unlike Honda's. They only pull teenage boys...😂😂😂

  • @fishguy7299
    @fishguy7299 4 роки тому +210

    Non car guys will never know a good trim when they see one.
    Someone could pull up in a Jeep Grand Cherokee track hawk, and the non car guy would never know it’s a beast for an suv.

    • @brandonbarnes8997
      @brandonbarnes8997 4 роки тому +20

      me explaining to my girl that I have the gt and that is why mine sounds different from the 4 cylinder s550.

    • @jadenw2520
      @jadenw2520 4 роки тому +16

      Family looked so confused when I saw a track hawk and said stuff about how cool it was and they didn’t know lmao

    • @mattniedbala5839
      @mattniedbala5839 4 роки тому +2

      or charger hellcat

    • @420blazedude
      @420blazedude 3 роки тому +8

      In a parked lot of many similar cars I can see the debadged beasts people own just by the wheel sizes, grill, and subtle trim details. It's always a shame though when you know the owner bought the lowest package and added the badge but nothing else 😂

    • @AzuReGravity
      @AzuReGravity 3 роки тому

      @@brandonbarnes8997 💀💀

  • @milodsouza5713
    @milodsouza5713 3 роки тому +226

    Joke with the buggati owner
    "Hey where's the Volkswagen logo"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @490Adrian
      @490Adrian 3 роки тому

      It’s a subsidiary.

    • @man_imbored171
      @man_imbored171 3 роки тому +13

      @@490Adrian its a joke

    • @490Adrian
      @490Adrian 3 роки тому +2

      @@man_imbored171 im aware lmfao its just that bugatti and vw are different in alot of ways..

    • @user-df3ty8ei2u
      @user-df3ty8ei2u 3 роки тому +18

      @@490Adrian golf W16

    • @L0RDLUK
      @L0RDLUK 3 роки тому +10

      "Oh that's a nice body kit on that Audi TT."

  • @kanishkkumar2298
    @kanishkkumar2298 5 років тому +661

    I'm gonna buy a $100,000 puppy

    • @account2394
      @account2394 5 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @ostrava2859
      @ostrava2859 5 років тому +35

      A bi-woof compressor tail labrador

    • @mrdrift2307
      @mrdrift2307 5 років тому +2

      A very Indian thing to do Kumar ps I'm Indian and this is a joke

    • @tanvirsingh5506
      @tanvirsingh5506 5 років тому +1

      Kanishk Kumar lol

    • @tanvirsingh5506
      @tanvirsingh5506 5 років тому +1

      Mr drift only Indians get the joke

  • @DriverGuy23
    @DriverGuy23 5 років тому +182

    I get more positive comments on my $4k Miata than I did on my $90k Porsche. This man speaks the truth, buy the car that makes you happy.

    • @nyckae8587
      @nyckae8587 4 роки тому +1

      True but idk bro, I think people like different. My Granturismo gets some looks just cuz nobody really sees many of em

    • @1HeatWalk
      @1HeatWalk 3 роки тому +3

      So true, I have a Honda S2000 (sometimes people think it's a miata until they see the Honda badge) only because I wanted a fun car that was not a money pit with bullet proof Honda reliability and didn't care if it was a popular car or not. I get alot of attention from people saying they didn't know Honda made a convertible. Also turns out girls LOVE convertibles so that's a plus. Driving it with the top down in the warm summer nights listening to Kenny G or some 80s pop/synthwave is something I look forward to evey year.

  • @icy_potatoes
    @icy_potatoes 5 років тому +660

    Oh yeah I forgot to ask where's the miata

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +15

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html it's right here, man

    • @mackharris5356
      @mackharris5356 5 років тому +2

      Icy Potatoes I forget what meme that is on your profile picture.

    • @dmcpartlin17
      @dmcpartlin17 5 років тому +1

      @@mackharris5356 I'm *something* Bradbury

    • @scrub2657
      @scrub2657 5 років тому +3

      Ethan Bradberry

    • @mateominiati5256
      @mateominiati5256 5 років тому +1

      Would someone kindly explain me where does this joke come from?

  • @HaremHighway
    @HaremHighway 4 роки тому +151

    I'm currently saving for a Challenger R/T Scat Pack Wide Body and I'm super hyped to get it

    • @eazy_bread5587
      @eazy_bread5587 4 роки тому +17

      Those wide bodies are so sick

    • @19rt83
      @19rt83 3 роки тому +8

      wish i waited for the 2020 but i got a 2019 instead but still a great car

    • @nate9626
      @nate9626 3 роки тому +12

      Hold up that’s a from factory feature? Fuck me dodge really doing it all

    • @abstract0014
      @abstract0014 3 роки тому +9

      Hope you live in America because in Australia you find them for like $150,000 used.

    • @bruhmachine6435
      @bruhmachine6435 3 роки тому +3

      @@abstract0014 oof

  • @kaiorus
    @kaiorus 5 років тому +1356

    What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
    On the porcupine the pricks are on the outside
    Jk

    • @scammer9348
      @scammer9348 5 років тому +45

      Nah that's a mercedes

    • @BBaker-fr4op
      @BBaker-fr4op 5 років тому +4

      Are you insecure?

    • @kaiorus
      @kaiorus 5 років тому +67

      @@BBaker-fr4op No it was a joke

    • @nikifalcon
      @nikifalcon 5 років тому +13

      Why'd you have to put in this "jk" thing in there you think people are this braindead that they're not gonna identify it as a joke?

    • @kaiorus
      @kaiorus 5 років тому +51

      @@nikifalcon because some people take things seriously and can't handle a joke

  • @_HON3Y_13_
    @_HON3Y_13_ 5 років тому +246

    "But BLadEd , WheREs The MIatA ??"

    • @hazyoxobscure5828
      @hazyoxobscure5828 5 років тому

      marcos ort🤣😂😂🤣

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому

      I don't know maybe it died or something

    • @_HON3Y_13_
      @_HON3Y_13_ 5 років тому +1

      I still remember the first time he said that he said " dont worry guys from now on I'll make sure to put a miata in every video , as a joke" ... still waiting @bladed angel... still waiting...

    • @namefighter8426
      @namefighter8426 5 років тому

      Asking the real questions

  • @azrilefatawi4838
    @azrilefatawi4838 5 років тому +104

    Another note to car enthusiasts; Non car people are NOT impressed with smokey burnouts.

    • @dylanschmitt6131
      @dylanschmitt6131 5 років тому +11

      idc i like having a smoke filled car for the next 2.6 miles

    • @guitarsandcars2586
      @guitarsandcars2586 5 років тому +19

      We don't really car. We do burnouts because they are fun.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 5 років тому +3

      Neither are car people...

    • @dylanschmitt6131
      @dylanschmitt6131 5 років тому +5

      @@sugoruyo guess im neither a car person or non car person

    • @deacsebastian241
      @deacsebastian241 5 років тому +1

      :'(

  • @doncosner2611
    @doncosner2611 4 роки тому +37

    I am 58 years old, have loved cars all my life. Believe it or not, when i finally bought a new car i bought a 2018 Corolla SE. I fell in love with the styling they put into that model and it had to be Barcelona red! Not a fast car for certain. People think its fast because of the agressive style of the front end! The detail of the triangular back windows reminded me of the 66 Buick Rivera. I had always had big cars with V8s! Sounds crazy i know but i treat the Corolla the same as if was an expensive supercar. I live the fact i can daily drive the car and i genuinely enjoy it! Never in a million years would i have imagined liking such a car that much. Car guys know what it is but i like the thought that went iui into its design.

    • @stevenbaker673
      @stevenbaker673 3 роки тому +1

      Toyotas are a piece of shit...

    • @jamieterrill5460
      @jamieterrill5460 3 роки тому +2

      Ahh, i see your a corolla fan, corollas are very much a looker and sound nice, would love to own one.

    • @jamieterrill5460
      @jamieterrill5460 3 роки тому +2

      @@stevenbaker673 as in performace yes, but they have made good looking cars.

    • @Kharma710
      @Kharma710 3 роки тому +1

      I fell in love with the look of the new hatchback Corolla se, best looking car of 2020 in my opinion

    • @benjamincharlin6770
      @benjamincharlin6770 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevenbaker673 can you please let someone enjoy his car?

  • @Catalingmful
    @Catalingmful 5 років тому +1469

    Rev Up Your Unreliable Corvettes
    Wrong channel

  • @no_4259
    @no_4259 5 років тому +330

    "...it makes me happy the same way some people build really expensive computers to make themselves happy or buy tons of videogames to make themselves happy..."
    Well, shit. Three of my hobbies are stupidly expensive lol

    • @xavi8780
      @xavi8780 5 років тому +14

      You're not alone my friend 😔

    • @cynaptic115
      @cynaptic115 5 років тому +19

      I'm a car guy, guitar guy, computer guy, and an audiophile. Yaaaay expensive ass hobbies

    • @minecraft4life525
      @minecraft4life525 4 роки тому

      Hobby DJ, car guy, computer guy.... Well damn, RIP bank account

    • @artybrandt
      @artybrandt 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah being into cars, firearms, and gaming I'm pretty much fucked. Although with the gaming industry these days (thankfully) I'm not as interested in gaming nearly as much as I used to

    • @stalinatemyjewsoof5354
      @stalinatemyjewsoof5354 4 роки тому +2

      The difference between fast cars and powerful computers is that you’ll likely get the police on your ass for using your car to it’s full potential but you can use your computer to it’s full potential any time you want

  • @imatty4
    @imatty4 5 років тому +246

    Also most car enthusiasts don’t buy loud exhausts to impress other people it’s cause they enjoy hearing it themselves lol reasons why I love having a Corsa on my mustang

    • @Dunki113
      @Dunki113 5 років тому +4

      I'm thinking of changing the exhaust on my 99 Toyota Avalon, I know it doesn't sound impressive but on that v6 engine they sound a little beefy, just wish I had the money to do more than just that though

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому

      @@Dunki113 it's probably not worth it for a car that old, you should wait and get something you actually like

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому +1

      That's exactly what he was saying, don't buy an exhaust to impress people because no one cares

    • @Dunki113
      @Dunki113 5 років тому +2

      @@Noadvantage246 that's the thing though, I was debating on it for my own personal gain, I could care less if other people like it I'm just concerned if I would like it plus i want to sell it while at the same time it's my first car so it's hard thinking about letting it go to someone else so in all honesty I don't know what I want to do

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 років тому +1

      @@Dunki113 I know the feeling of wanting to mod your first car but unless that Toyota is really one of your favorite cars it's not worth it. I'm assuming you're pretty young so if you just save instead you could easily have one of your dream cars in your 20s. Like a hellcat, or M series, or whatever you're into. Provided want you want isn't something ridiculously expensive like a lambo of course.

  • @RayOLight
    @RayOLight 4 роки тому +172

    I saw a Range Rover and said
    “I wonder when that’s gonna break down?”
    My sister who doesn’t even own a Range Rover said
    “Don’t say that people will get offended!”
    I said
    “It’s just a joke among car people and you don’t even own a Range Rover.”

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 4 роки тому +11

      Karen in Evoque:Gets offended

    • @youtubernouser2410
      @youtubernouser2410 3 роки тому

      ​@@KayJblue 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garnetcampbell4389
    @garnetcampbell4389 5 років тому +109

    I love it when "car guys" tell their kids "Hey that is a Ford Mach 1 Mustang. I remember them as kid!" as they look at my '74 Javelin AMX.

    • @cattledecapitation7193
      @cattledecapitation7193 4 роки тому +13

      The Javelin is cooler in my opinion.

    • @bettytorres6285
      @bettytorres6285 4 роки тому +2

      Oh dear jesus.

    • @uneekblaze8576
      @uneekblaze8576 4 роки тому +1

      The one car i can say i fell in love with the first time i saw a picture of

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 4 роки тому

      @@guyontheinternet8891 If they would ever change generation then price would go down.

    • @Larcona_
      @Larcona_ 4 роки тому

      @@guyontheinternet8891 Wtf are you talking about? I just said if they redesign the challenger then the current generation cars would drop in price.

  • @AwEsOmEShaun1
    @AwEsOmEShaun1 5 років тому +234

    1. Buy a car
    2. Put a puppy beside u
    3. ????
    4. Profit

    • @timweber4318
      @timweber4318 5 років тому +5

      That's... That’s just Fucking Genius!!!

    • @weeweeskin4511
      @weeweeskin4511 5 років тому +2

      Ummmm that a South Park reference lol?

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  5 років тому +23

      **Proceed to mess up seat**
      Puts puppy back home.

    • @GRIFAbyte101
      @GRIFAbyte101 5 років тому +5

      @@BladedAngel **Gives removable puppy car seat**

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 5 років тому +1

      5 go to jail b/c it was 90 degrees/32c in the car that day and someone had to bust a window to save the dog

  • @INSOMNIARUSH
    @INSOMNIARUSH 5 років тому +239

    Guy driving by a crowd
    Mustang: targets acquired

    • @crustaceanfrustration1610
      @crustaceanfrustration1610 4 роки тому +12

      *locking on*
      *disabling traction*
      SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @valentin181
      @valentin181 3 роки тому +7

      @@crustaceanfrustration1610 Bystanders Fight Back After Ford Mustang Plows Into Them
      This appears to be a case of innocent hooliganism gone wrong. The Instagram video begins with a white Mustang and a black Dodge pickup doing donuts in a parking lot, surrounded by a fairly large crowd. Rather than a wild tail slide, the Mustang seems to go into terminal understeer, accelerating straight into the crowd despite its front wheels being fully turned left.

    • @valentin181
      @valentin181 3 роки тому +5

      @@crustaceanfrustration1610 they also like poles

    • @abstract0014
      @abstract0014 3 роки тому +3

      RAMMING SPEED!

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 4 роки тому +113

    Yeah I bought a challenger and nobody cared
    Challengers are very cool

    • @cyborneticstone9756
      @cyborneticstone9756 4 роки тому +14

      I bought one too, but because I always liked the design of them. That was the car I used the most in nfs games and I wanted one when I was older. I had the chance to buy one and I fell in love with it, so much that now I want to buy a newer faster version. Although I never really showed it off nor talked about it, but when people see me walk to my car they tell me me stuff like "That is not your car!" or "THATS YOUR CAR?" its a cool feeling even tho I don't ask for it lol

    • @alecdl98
      @alecdl98 3 роки тому +1

      They ARE cool. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

    • @marquaviouschester6947
      @marquaviouschester6947 3 роки тому

      They're the most overrated muscle car on the planet. Where I live, the only cars you'll ever see hovering around are chargers and challengers.

    • @jordy2299
      @jordy2299 3 роки тому +9

      @@marquaviouschester6947 how can you say that? Just because there’s many of them doesn’t mean it’s overrated

    • @marquaviouschester6947
      @marquaviouschester6947 3 роки тому

      @@jordy2299 on the news, where people were doing donuts and burnouts, they're were only chargers and challengers. No mustangs, no camaros, etc.

  • @petew.1418
    @petew.1418 5 років тому +180

    I'm a car guy and a guitar guy. The communities are the same. Nitpicking over details that layman don't notice and zero sense of humor.
    Honestly, that kind of cracks me up.

    • @execration_texts
      @execration_texts 5 років тому +11

      It seems like every enthusiast culture becomes so competitive that it ruins the fun for everyone.

    • @d.hayward5232
      @d.hayward5232 5 років тому +2

      Gibson > Fender!!! 😋
      JK - couldn't resist, I love "most" of them, LOL.

    • @petew.1418
      @petew.1418 5 років тому +1

      @@d.hayward5232
      Oh No!!
      Now I must become overly sensitive and immediately assume it was a personal attack on me. Despite your "just joking" addendum.
      Sorry, but that is internet rules.

    • @Alex-dr6or
      @Alex-dr6or 5 років тому +1

      Yup that works for guitar as well.
      If you have a MiM fender worh 400 dollars, the average joe will still think it's better than a 2k G&L because "fender" must be the best.
      We know it's not always the case.
      It's the power of the brand.

    • @CaptainFALKEN
      @CaptainFALKEN 5 років тому +2

      Classic cars are the way to go. Timeless style, no airbags or traction control. All driver. Slow or not, it's meant for men because it's steel. Cars can make you cool if you first experience them. Then cars become your STYLE. Just not new cars. Everybody knows new cars are for old, handicapped people with egos. New cars are just not STYLE anymore. Classic wins ALL DAY LONG at *COOL* . The less handicapped your car is, the better driver you will be and the younger you will always be and feel.

  • @geremyhayes1597
    @geremyhayes1597 5 років тому +209

    I legitimately have a crowd control setup in warframe named "mustang".

    • @incognito4601
      @incognito4601 5 років тому +15

      Oooooh shit this not supposed to be that funny🤣🤣🤣🤣ridiculously perfect name for that type of file

    • @lennyhards7379
      @lennyhards7379 5 років тому +2

      👐👐👐
      Well played

    • @geremyhayes1597
      @geremyhayes1597 5 років тому +5

      @@incognito4601 i mean... it's a range based nidus to gather everything in sight, and a punch through Tigris prime... it kills by the crowd

    • @incognito4601
      @incognito4601 5 років тому +1

      @@geremyhayes1597 bro u officially made my day

    • @geremyhayes1597
      @geremyhayes1597 5 років тому +1

      @@incognito4601 good to hear 😂😂

  • @starlson3442
    @starlson3442 5 років тому +333

    Nobody:
    Mustang owners:so where the crowds at?

    • @NM2Reacts
      @NM2Reacts 5 років тому +4

      bringing back the dead meme ;D DEAD *wheezes

    • @nolanpatrickmvp4005
      @nolanpatrickmvp4005 5 років тому +8

      Nobody:
      Camarillo owners: where my horsepower at?

    • @Azgaran03
      @Azgaran03 5 років тому +13

      @@NM2Reacts About as dead as the crowd.

    • @OP-so9jh
      @OP-so9jh 5 років тому +4

      *hits vape* "ey bro they over at Cars and Coffee."

    • @jaygakill1518
      @jaygakill1518 5 років тому +6

      SoHvA_pErUnA
      Nobody:
      Mopar owners: where’s the weight loss powder??

  • @mehtabsangha4239
    @mehtabsangha4239 4 роки тому +117

    The mustangs a real killer with the crowd 😂🏎

  • @vnctmrn
    @vnctmrn 5 років тому +455

    In my experience, there's 2 cars that every girl likes: Miatas and Mustangs

    • @Razorshot-gk3dq
      @Razorshot-gk3dq 4 роки тому +95

      Wyatt Martinez name another car that can wink easily

    • @isaaclujan9655
      @isaaclujan9655 4 роки тому +12

      Trans am

    • @nrtouge
      @nrtouge 4 роки тому +4

      Miatas are ugli

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +27

      @Wyatt Martinez You don't like cuteness, change my mind...

    • @MrRods
      @MrRods 4 роки тому +1

      Tru tho

  • @A_Bowl_Cut
    @A_Bowl_Cut 4 роки тому +300

    "Buy the car you like"
    Chrysler PT Cruiser

  • @moahdakka6887
    @moahdakka6887 5 років тому +120

    Honestly man, I just love my car. Love driving with some good music, love the feel of the road under my big assed charger se. I know it isn't an rt, I dont care. She is pretty, the blacktop package makes her look nice, and those 20s it came with look soooooo nice to me. I don't consider myself a gear head or out for attention. Just fell in love with how my car drives. Decent horsepower for a 6, not too loud but throaty when you have to stomp on it. Just love how it feels. I can respect that you like your car, and probably the same way I do. Just wanted to say I can see what you mean about people thinking the car gets them respect, no one else really cares. It to me is more about the fun I have and can show my daughter how it feels to drive around with no real destination in mind but just the feel of the road. I think when I am dead or dying it will be one of the things I miss most. I know this post is long and pointless for the most part, I guess I am trying to say I get it when you say you sacrifice yourself for the love of the drive.

    • @calekiefer1273
      @calekiefer1273 3 роки тому +3

      moah dakka they do look pretty good

    • @Jake-nm4ps
      @Jake-nm4ps 3 роки тому +1

      That's me and my Challenger

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 3 роки тому +3

      This comment is old but man do I really want a Charger. A V8 is too expensive and any of the models above GT would be way too much. I know V6 Muscles are looked down upon but fuck I just want to drive a charger realistically. Love your comment ❤️

    • @moahdakka6887
      @moahdakka6887 3 роки тому +2

      @@katsisvi8097 thanks! Look for a gt or the regular old sxt. If your credit is halfway decent and you get one from 2013 or newer the thing is just a good ride. I got mine with 27k miles and am to almost 68k miles, no complaints or big expensive fixes either. The rt before 2017 has issues with lifters. Needle bearings were kind of weak so you'd need to watch out in later stages of life of the engine. So I'll stick with the 6. Good luck to you and god bless you and yours!

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 3 роки тому +1

      @@moahdakka6887 awesome! we’re looking at similar models and I’m super glad to hear your 6 has served you well. thanks for the kind comment, hopefully your car stays strong for years to come!

  • @NewYorker613
    @NewYorker613 4 роки тому +46

    4:19 I Did not sign up for this.

  • @archai2142
    @archai2142 5 років тому +337

    (Says he uses a Nokia) well at least you dont have to worry about it breaking... Unlike that iphone...

    • @srb__
      @srb__ 5 років тому +5

      True af lol

    • @Chris-dy1cb
      @Chris-dy1cb 5 років тому +5

      Or the galaxy, or the pixel, or the Nokia purview, or the Gseries from LG, or the mi series phones from Xiaomi, or

    • @migoalaouie3854
      @migoalaouie3854 5 років тому

      Lool

    • @briand7186
      @briand7186 5 років тому +7

      Atleast he don't have to worry about breaking his Corvette ,...oh wait

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 років тому +8

      the back glass costs like 500 dollar something
      while the samsung one (as an example others also do that) costs like 13

  • @mythicbrotato4371
    @mythicbrotato4371 5 років тому +493

    Im supposed to be getting ready for school but screw that, im a car guy!
    Edit: My god, this is the most likes ive ever gotten. THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @kenmo6
    @kenmo6 5 років тому +89

    When non car people see a Nissan GTR, they think "Oh, the Maxima comes in two doors!"

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 5 років тому +6

      kenmo6 shhh... you’ll trigger *them*

    • @rileymurphy8329
      @rileymurphy8329 4 роки тому +4

      Well imagine how a g35 owners feels

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому

      At least the G35 was built on the 350Z's platform, so it was much closer to a "4DSC" than any Maxima

    • @Lucifer-cj7et
      @Lucifer-cj7et 4 роки тому +1

      Oh that hurt , that hurt a lot lmao

  • @countryboy1518
    @countryboy1518 Рік тому +2

    I remember when I was probably around 15 I idolized Koenigseggs and hated Bugattis, but when I started driving I had an 89 s10 that someone else built and I loved it, but I wanted to make it fit me. Since then I've learned to love cars for what they are, but there are still a few types of cars I'm not a fan of but I can still appreciate. Now that I've been driving for a few years and had 2 vehicles totaled (tree crushed my s10 and someone hit my second truck recently) I've realized that it's not about impressing people, it's what makes you happy. Right now I have a ford escape because it's what I could afford but I still believe that even something like that can become something that I cherish as much as I did my trucks. If people could see their vehicles as more than just a vehicle that gets you from point a to b, and enjoy it like we do, they'd see everything differently.

  • @PACKERMAN2077
    @PACKERMAN2077 5 років тому +104

    *1) cars need gas*
    *2) speed limits*
    *3) women I won't pay you any more attention **_unless you're gay and you want the guys instead_*
    *4) wind resistance keeps you from going too fast.*
    *5) gravity keeps your car from flying*

    • @JuanTomlinson472
      @JuanTomlinson472 5 років тому +17

      PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS women cost more than cars rather have my car 😂

    • @ethanl524
      @ethanl524 5 років тому +1

      @@JuanTomlinson472 Facts

    • @MiQuentin
      @MiQuentin 5 років тому +1

      :(

    • @MrDatboichamp
      @MrDatboichamp 5 років тому +1

      I’m ok with number 5

    • @Reman1975
      @Reman1975 5 років тому

      @@JuanTomlinson472 Yeah, And that price is way more than how much the "Ice breaking puppy" mentioned would cost you over its lifetime.
      My dog's always happy to see me, Never whines that I don't take her out enough, And doesn't kick off if I happen to stroke another dog in front of her......... So on top of the savings, In many ways getting a dog is better than playing the dating game. LOL !!

  • @shokrithan.k8207
    @shokrithan.k8207 5 років тому +141

    An Porsche 911 passed by
    *People* : OMG look at that Lamborghini/Ferrari
    *Me* : kill me

    • @Stynkrat
      @Stynkrat 4 роки тому +8

      Seriously? Even before I was a car guy I knew the difference between a 911 and a Huracan.

    • @war.neverchanges
      @war.neverchanges 4 роки тому +1

      GuyGunslinger no its just a clear difference between ANY CAR 😂😂

    • @Stynkrat
      @Stynkrat 4 роки тому

      AdiSk oh jeez 😂

    • @felipec.2854
      @felipec.2854 4 роки тому

      @@SuntrapMC in Brazil the price of an 911 is the same of an Lamborghini in USA

    • @billa9034
      @billa9034 4 роки тому

      *end my suffering*

  • @brianbane6199
    @brianbane6199 5 років тому +100

    Buy the car because you like it, who cares what anyone else thinks

    • @timesweeper9778
      @timesweeper9778 5 років тому +9

      "You only get so many laps around the sun, so buy the car you want."
      Regular car reviews.

    • @OllamhDrab
      @OllamhDrab 5 років тому +3

      People who do that actually are more likely to find others figure 'This could be someone interesting to talk to,' especially if they happen to have wanted to do something a bit different.

    • @z1ggyn124
      @z1ggyn124 5 років тому

      Smart words

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 5 років тому

      Timesweeper 9 regular car reviews are speaking the facts!

  • @Ambitious419
    @Ambitious419 4 роки тому +51

    I love my Subaru STI it’s a beautiful car ❤️
    Subaru Family Unite🥳

    • @king_savage5096
      @king_savage5096 4 роки тому +1

      You saw nothing

    • @austinrides7514
      @austinrides7514 4 роки тому +2

      Leo The Lion does it come with a juul?

    • @Ambitious419
      @Ambitious419 4 роки тому

      ToxicFox Well it’s optional but I’d say true Subaru people get it with the Juul, Jk😂

    • @franknitti4388
      @franknitti4388 4 роки тому +2

      Unite in the rear view mirror since you’re always getting gapped

    • @lookingglass9240
      @lookingglass9240 4 роки тому

      Its pronounced Slowbaru

  • @nicolapalmieri7344
    @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +136

    Hi Fellow Car Guys

    • @chloe9908
      @chloe9908 5 років тому +10

      Games4Life and car girls* (:

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +13

      @@chloe9908 they're just very rare, sorry for not mentioning them

    • @justalex8089
      @justalex8089 5 років тому +1

      Hi :)

    • @chloe9908
      @chloe9908 5 років тому +13

      Games4Life oh i understand. and the majority of “car girls” are posing half naked next to cars, i don’t consider that being a true car enthusiast. it makes the rest of us real car girls look bad :(

    • @victoriak.1756
      @victoriak.1756 5 років тому +7

      @@chloe9908 finally someone who said that :D

  • @cyn1cal150
    @cyn1cal150 5 років тому +164

    I Love the Dodge Demon because my grandmother cant say it

    • @markevans658
      @markevans658 5 років тому +6

      Why does that make you love it?

    • @bubatzpirat396
      @bubatzpirat396 4 роки тому +5

      The holy father will praise your soul my son

    • @billa9034
      @billa9034 4 роки тому +1

      It's my dream car

    • @lukecarlin9946
      @lukecarlin9946 4 роки тому +1

      My dream car. Even though I don't think it was ever sold in my country

    • @dylan_1zz369
      @dylan_1zz369 4 роки тому

      Cyn1cal 😂😂😂😂

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  5 років тому +355

    The cruelest reality of all is that you won't buy your dream car...not right away at least :)
    That will get a WHOLE video to itself!

  • @josefbrunner6224
    @josefbrunner6224 4 роки тому +22

    imagine being a gun and car enthusiast

    • @shaunakmitra963
      @shaunakmitra963 4 роки тому +16

      I'm a gun, car enthusiast, pc gamer and musician so I'm always broke

    • @bullitt3941
      @bullitt3941 4 роки тому

      Shaunak Mitra here I ride bmx go to the range a lot, I play pc and love cars RIP my wallet

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 4 роки тому

      @@shaunakmitra963 ah, a fellow ramen eater 😭. Add in woodwork and we're twins

    • @crimmy838
      @crimmy838 3 роки тому

      It's called being broke

    • @lucisgallery1412
      @lucisgallery1412 3 роки тому

      *A muscle car and a firearm enthusiast vaper*

  • @hybridShinx
    @hybridShinx 5 років тому +84

    I hate italian cars , why are they so dreadful and expensive ?!
    *sleeping on top of a Delta Intergrale EVO*

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +4

      *WHAT DID YOU SAY I AM ITALIAN AND I AM OFFENDED* But yes, they are unreliable, but they look and sound amazing

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 5 років тому +3

      @@nicolapalmieri7344 tell me shite i dunno :p
      *camping inside a Alfa 155 GTA*

    • @motorbloxx
      @motorbloxx 5 років тому +4

      Lambos are overrated and overpriced
      *sleeps inside 2004 gallardo with no engine or wheels*

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +1

      Ahem ahem lamborgh ahem ahem Lamborghini ahem ahem ahem gallar ahem ahem ahem

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 5 років тому +1

      Gallardos and Hurracans are boring af

  • @webuser2014
    @webuser2014 5 років тому +40

    Cruel Realitites:
    1. No Car people dont care about your car.
    2. Woman love dogs
    3. Most people don't understand your jokes.
    4. Having a loud exhaust can make you happy.

    • @regen-Q
      @regen-Q 5 років тому

      I, a fellow car guy, actually dont like loud engine sounds so my dream car is actually the 2020 tesla roadater

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому

      @@regen-Q But you like some Motorsport or the performance of that car, don't you?...

  • @basithph8958
    @basithph8958 5 років тому +67

    Sometimes I go around making fun of other people’s cars especially the Kia Soul and Toyota Prius
    And...
    I have a 2002 Camry

    • @europlebr3216
      @europlebr3216 5 років тому +3

      BASITH PH My grandma has a 2015 Kia Soul and it’s a whole lot of fun to toss around and floor it despite it being super slow..🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @ZSTE
      @ZSTE 5 років тому +4

      Used to make fun of Challengers and Porches... from my 1994 camry with a duck tape center console

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 5 років тому +4

      Don't worry that camry will last longer than you probably

    • @RS-nq8xk
      @RS-nq8xk 5 років тому

      It's fun to do 6000rpm in these kind of 4 cyls occasionally though.

    • @basithph8958
      @basithph8958 5 років тому

      RS 390 hahaha

  • @martinyzfr
    @martinyzfr 3 роки тому +11

    3:06 The way he said it was so funny and wholesome at the same time

  • @razor4gaming
    @razor4gaming 5 років тому +100

    I laugh at myself all the time I own a 84 Monte Carlo SS and I get stereotyped as a drug dealer and I love it I say hey want some ganja 😂

    • @carlossolano639
      @carlossolano639 5 років тому +10

      Razor 4 Gaming fuck them😂monte carlo is a bad ass car, fast or not

    • @tiernanroszell6849
      @tiernanroszell6849 5 років тому +2

      Razor 4 Gaming yoo same 😂 I got a 81, T topped monte with a 383, I live next to a university and there’s guys always trying to hit a sale when I leave my place 😜 like damn

    • @razor4gaming
      @razor4gaming 5 років тому +1

      Tiernan Roszell nice brother got to love the 81’s I also have a 383 in mine

    • @razor4gaming
      @razor4gaming 5 років тому +1

      Chilango Nation true brother true might not have been fast stock but easily upgradable fun car to drive

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +1

      -police gets suspicious-

  • @therealr0bert
    @therealr0bert 5 років тому +18

    When people bash my Mustang I one up them bashing on it. "Gonna drive into crowds now? Nah, I don't have the navigation package."

  • @miralemnermina142
    @miralemnermina142 5 років тому +96

    Nobody cares if I have 800kg car with 300hp because it's a Fiat

    • @assi2assi
      @assi2assi 5 років тому

      but WHY

    • @stillnottellingyoumyname8193
      @stillnottellingyoumyname8193 5 років тому +20

      @@assi2assi
      Low weight+ not super high horse power but high enough to make low weight feel fast makes my clitoris throb ❤️

    • @hunteraltman4762
      @hunteraltman4762 5 років тому +9

      @@assi2assi "Italian sports car"

    • @miralemnermina142
      @miralemnermina142 5 років тому +2

      @@assi2assi cheap, even cheaper parts, lightweight and surprising reliable

    • @Jimrlst
      @Jimrlst 5 років тому

      Wich fiat?

  • @lucaleggieri8653
    @lucaleggieri8653 6 місяців тому +1

    You are putting my mind at rest here. I just bought a car that is much flashier and noisier than what I'm currently driving (also better in every which way) and I was starting to go down the rabbit hole of "people will think I've got a small peanut and I'm stupid when they see me driving around" but if they really do not care I will enjoy my car in peace and everyone will be happy.

  • @dylanfokkelman1261
    @dylanfokkelman1261 5 років тому +203

    Stickers don't add horsepower or make your car faster
    *insert crying wojak*
    Edit: haha thanks for the likes

    • @einnab
      @einnab 5 років тому +19

      You must know the stickers won't add horsepower except for the *civic* every sticker adds +50 horsepower

    • @wysango2841
      @wysango2841 5 років тому +7

      @@einnab sooo... If I add more than 20 sticker I have 1000hp+ civic
      *awesome*

    • @eliaslundstedt5607
      @eliaslundstedt5607 5 років тому +5

      *"5hp per foot of racing stripe"*

    • @pinheadlarry1019
      @pinheadlarry1019 5 років тому

      Must I ask what the hell a wojak is?

    • @RXYannick
      @RXYannick 5 років тому +2

      So you're telling me my stickerbombed car isn't faster? You're just jealous my car has 1337,69hp and your car doesn't.

  • @_clutchbite
    @_clutchbite 5 років тому +133

    Wow, a red car! It can go 500 mph!
    It’s a convertible Miata...it’s top speed is like 97 😂

    • @azrielanthonyalmaden8419
      @azrielanthonyalmaden8419 5 років тому +7

      WOw LoOK At THat REd CaR i beT ItS sO exPeNSIvE

    • @moisesezequielgutierrez
      @moisesezequielgutierrez 5 років тому +5

      My MR2 is painted on red... i guess my car can go 320 mph then...

    • @Branbran1993
      @Branbran1993 5 років тому +2

      Moisesezequiel Gutierrez You’re probably right 😂 Took my Red modded Sonic turbo out for a spin today and hit 317.5 MPH before I had to let off because of a cop.

    • @eilogan252
      @eilogan252 5 років тому

      @@moisesezequielgutierrez 420 mph*

    • @zackforister
      @zackforister 5 років тому +1

      The OG Miata can go a little higher than 97mph... it just starts to become unsettled and wants to take off into the air at that speed😆 ask me how I know.

  • @sir.confident
    @sir.confident 5 років тому +159

    Hey! Here's a joke.
    Have you raced any Stingers yet?

  • @papamauryc2300
    @papamauryc2300 4 роки тому +4

    Bro my teacher from art drives a Porsche. She always revs it in front of the older teenagers and I love it lol

  • @joooeeey2051
    @joooeeey2051 5 років тому +188

    Why do Mustang Drivers crash a lot?
    Oh wait I should never bring that up.

    • @z1ggyn124
      @z1ggyn124 5 років тому +6

      I know! Becouse they need suspension work BOOM

    • @alexsulaj7122
      @alexsulaj7122 5 років тому +11

      They never crash the crowd always catch them😂😂😂

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 5 років тому +1

      Kaleb Vincent Around crowds you mean?
      Sorry... very overused joke on my behalf, I shall leave

    • @ericknava9627
      @ericknava9627 5 років тому +5

      Joooeeey I have a 2014 5.0 And I’ve never ran into a crowed I always control the wheel 😂

    • @MusicByRev
      @MusicByRev 4 роки тому +10

      As a mustang owner I’m proud to say I’m not dumb enough to do that 😂

  • @forzaelite1248
    @forzaelite1248 5 років тому +46

    There's an exhaust note called *F1 V10* that's particularly attractive to most people, can't put my finger on why....

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 5 років тому +11

      and some people like the exhaust note of Formula E. i still don't understand why...

    • @forzaelite1248
      @forzaelite1248 5 років тому +4

      @@cpufreak101 Honestly I've sorta accepted that Formula E's concept is centered around pure action rather than exhaust notes or sound altogether, so I kinda just roll with it. The amount of action just about makes up for it too, pretty interesting series overall.

    • @Xfacehack
      @Xfacehack 5 років тому +2

      @@forzaelite1248 I think they really succeeded with formula e, this is exactly what we need to make electric cars fun.
      Kind of still hoping someone can come up with better alternative to gas, like ethanol...heck even biodiesel. I own an 330d with an tune.

    • @joshhall2323
      @joshhall2323 5 років тому

      theres also an exhaust note called *tesla* that non car guys like alot for some reason

  • @Link2edition
    @Link2edition 5 років тому +107

    I like most car noises but I hate motorcycle noises.
    Folks have taken to street racing on the long straight road near my home, and they all use bikes... It quits being cool at about 2am.

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 5 років тому +1

      Link2edition just an assumption... is it a inch of motocross 2 strokes by any chance?

    • @DLI002
      @DLI002 4 роки тому

      Thats when u bring out the shotty

    • @yudeshsohan5853
      @yudeshsohan5853 4 роки тому +2

      I think a proper four cylinder with a good exhaust sounds better than 90% of all sportscars. like take a listen to the honda cb650r. just my opinion

    • @tempestandacomputer6951
      @tempestandacomputer6951 4 роки тому +1

      @@yudeshsohan5853 Yep, a good inline 4 , namely a Ducati or BMW, has a better song than most cars.

    • @ghshrksidhc5460
      @ghshrksidhc5460 4 роки тому +1

      yo ass gay bruh, any combustion engine makes my schlong extend

  • @AH-mj1rd
    @AH-mj1rd 4 роки тому +3

    I had opposite experience.Many years ago I bought a H1 Hummer, people hated me , especially the greenies and hippies, I loved the engineering of the machine. And I didn't care of what people taught, It made me happy driving that technological wonder.

    • @JoeJohnson-mk4qd
      @JoeJohnson-mk4qd 2 роки тому +2

      you do you, and the haters will hate you for that.

  • @rafee9442
    @rafee9442 5 років тому +42

    Nah smoking lights is so last generation, I need to remove my lights so there are none because I am an EdGeLoRd

    • @youtubernouser2410
      @youtubernouser2410 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rebelguy9487
    @rebelguy9487 5 років тому +115

    .....but every woman that drives a Subaru Forester possibly likes other women 😉

    • @Hot_Sky_Astronomy
      @Hot_Sky_Astronomy 5 років тому

      oh crap that means most of the thots at my school are lesb.

    • @notdeepee
      @notdeepee 5 років тому +1

      #MAKECARADSGREATAGAIN

    • @arturoescorcia
      @arturoescorcia 5 років тому

      What? I thought that was the Subaru Outback

    • @vertik7
      @vertik7 5 років тому +1

      @Arturo Escorcia Don't touch Crocodile Dundee car, it's cool.

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 5 років тому

      June 11th, 2019......69 likes! Sweet!!

  • @nickfury1279
    @nickfury1279 5 років тому +14

    I love the GMC Syclone. Most non-car people would think it’s a lowered S10. But it can do 0-60 in like 4 seconds and out run quite a few sports cars

    • @maverickmason4946
      @maverickmason4946 5 років тому

      Good luck ever finding one for any reasonable amount of money.

    • @nickfury1279
      @nickfury1279 5 років тому

      I’ve seen a few going for between $20,000 and $30,000. That’s a lot for an almost 30-year old pickup truck, but this is a pickup truck that outran Ferraris in its day, and had a limited production run

  • @dolobrolic6066
    @dolobrolic6066 4 роки тому +11

    The feeling of driving a car you love is amazing......I look forward to driving every day......✌🏾❤️🚗

  • @julyoon
    @julyoon 5 років тому +9

    Gotta get this out right now: Don't buy a dog for attention either if you're not willing to love it ;)
    Dogs have feelings and needs as well and they will land in the shelter if you don't commit to them!

  • @sbr7018
    @sbr7018 5 років тому +30

    *Having the crave to work on a car, but then realising you don’t have a car*

  • @deividasradziunas7090
    @deividasradziunas7090 5 років тому +49

    I love 5 cylinder sound.

  • @papaparsnip2285
    @papaparsnip2285 5 років тому +51

    I’m an AE86 fanboy and I love the memes and satire around the Takumi-tofu-ultimate-drift machine

    • @gtgokujr
      @gtgokujr 4 роки тому +3

      The United Coloradan Federation eight uh six uh

    • @cjmunnee3356
      @cjmunnee3356 3 роки тому

      Hachi Roku, baby.

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 5 років тому +18

    if you buy a lamborghini you'll get attention theres no doubt about that

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 4 роки тому

      Sadly yes,overstayed lines and overall Exaggerated styling attracts the average person.

  • @kiyotosrevenge
    @kiyotosrevenge 5 років тому +50

    My dad owns a 2010 camaro and I'm in love with the car. Even though he owns it one day I wanna buy my own so then we can both have one and he doesn't drive it for attention he drives it because it's the greatest car he owns

    • @carterd.1400
      @carterd.1400 5 років тому +1

      I'm a jdm guy, but I respect camaros. Good luck with your camaro.

    • @dylanschmitt6131
      @dylanschmitt6131 5 років тому

      @@carterd.1400 i love both love my land boat ford and would love to own an rx7 or an s2k as well

    • @joshuahall2386
      @joshuahall2386 5 років тому

      My dad owns an s13 and has for the last 20years im only 13 but im really close to buying an s15 over here in newzealand you can get a na manual for 6k usd

    • @_Violet-Rose_
      @_Violet-Rose_ 5 років тому

      Well good luck with the petrol prices, I’m guessing this has a V6. Just a nightmare for a college/university budget, or anyone starting with their job

    • @joshuahall2386
      @joshuahall2386 5 років тому

      @AmeliaHatesEveryone 1.its not 10k
      2. Yes, 3.5 years of saving works

  • @captainmistake748
    @captainmistake748 4 роки тому +4

    Dude I've always been a challenger fan for a long time, its one of the biggest reason that I want a great job

  • @calamar8199
    @calamar8199 5 років тому +46

    can we take a moment to appreciate that bladed is following the racing line on a public road

    • @jahimuddin7380
      @jahimuddin7380 5 років тому +5

      Satisfying

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  5 років тому +7

      gOtTa HiT tHoSe ApeXeS

    • @OVRDTH
      @OVRDTH 5 років тому

      PassTekk same

    • @OVRDTH
      @OVRDTH 5 років тому

      Enzo 1965 Nah, pretty sure you don’t.

    • @motorbloxx
      @motorbloxx 5 років тому

      Oh yeah

  • @NARFALICIOUS
    @NARFALICIOUS 5 років тому +6

    Loud exhaust on my slow car (FRS) gets the wrong attention. Everyone thinks I'm racing them at the light.... I'm just accelerating normally. You have to rev the FRS high to get going.

    • @jerry9038
      @jerry9038 5 років тому +1

      NARFALICIOUS haha i always hated that, used to have a straigtpiped audi and people would just flick me off in traffic because they though i was trying to be loud

  • @RobiticDuck
    @RobiticDuck 5 років тому +18

    I love my BRZ 😄.....and uh...yeah I do vape. Lol
    Edit: good news! I no longer vape. Wasnt spending much money on it anyways. Decided to just save what i was spending.

    • @1TieDye1
      @1TieDye1 3 роки тому +2

      Nice job! Money saved and good for your health. Also, fuck the tobacco/nicotine industry anyway

    • @laflammechristophe4548
      @laflammechristophe4548 3 роки тому

      Congrats

  • @matthewdowdy2642
    @matthewdowdy2642 3 роки тому +12

    I'm saving up for a mustang. I'm so excited to get it

    • @1TieDye1
      @1TieDye1 3 роки тому +2

      Get it dude! I’m saving for something too. Just don’t know what yet, I am too indecisive xD

  • @tylorlack8917
    @tylorlack8917 5 років тому +124

    1 view
    33 likes
    15 comments
    Yeah, sounds about rite.

  • @AIexKilin
    @AIexKilin 5 років тому +67

    1 view and 43 likes, another episode of “YoUTUbE iS bRoKeN”

    • @vijayaseenivasan7842
      @vijayaseenivasan7842 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +7

      How many times are we gonna see this shit, the reason the views are less than likes is: to prevent viewbotting you have to watch the video for a little bit before the view registers, likes process immediately. Please stop commenting this, I've seen the same comment for more than half a decade.

    • @xaviervargas4641
      @xaviervargas4641 5 років тому

      R/whooosh

    • @felixvanstaden
      @felixvanstaden 5 років тому +3

      @@igorblyat7839 Yeah, these people should just shut up, it's just as bad as 'WHo's wATchInG iN 2019?'.

    • @lennyhards7379
      @lennyhards7379 5 років тому +2

      nO yOuTUbe iS dRunK

  • @igorblyat7839
    @igorblyat7839 5 років тому +16

    Lol im the opposite of the first reason. I bought the Porsche 944....for 3300€ 😂. Everyone thinks it's way more expensive than that because it looks really good actually. The interior, exterior and engine are all in very good shape and the car looks like an expensive classic Porsche to the untrained eye. That's not the only reason I bought it tho I like the style of it +(it has pop-ups)

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 років тому

      @Cody Hawkins I've had it for a month and a half. So far I've only had to change the oil and new wheels (it didn't need new ones) I just wanted some nicer rims. 0€ in maintenance so far but 1000€ in wheels. It's bright-ish orange with black OEM Porsche rims.

    • @jerry9038
      @jerry9038 5 років тому

      Igor Blyat thats sick! Any plans for modding it in the future?

  • @thenoobslime4881
    @thenoobslime4881 3 роки тому +2

    The demon/challenger in general is my dream car, I like them because they look cool in my opinion and they’re pretty fast

  • @laurenzoangezohass6689
    @laurenzoangezohass6689 5 років тому +38

    All of it are true
    Im still a teen tho. Its hard.
    ......

    • @nickolasabab5999
      @nickolasabab5999 5 років тому +1

      Same I feel like I am the only person my age who is into cars hahahah everyone is just obsesed with video games

    • @laurenzoangezohass6689
      @laurenzoangezohass6689 5 років тому +1

      @@nickolasabab5999 true

    • @laurenzoangezohass6689
      @laurenzoangezohass6689 5 років тому +2

      @Infatuateed _ i agree also....
      Why do you even need to study when you can have just have a job related to cars like formula drift...
      Race car driver
      Rally racer
      Etc.....

  • @SgtNomadZero
    @SgtNomadZero 5 років тому +4

    I was a little guilty of this when I bought my new mustang. Pulled up to clubs thinking the girls are gonna dig the 5.0, but the only attention it got was from other car guys hahaha

  • @sonata7204
    @sonata7204 5 років тому +13

    NOTE: none of these apply to teenagers if you want to impress teenagers drive a fancy car and rev your engine with that muffler

  • @TrashPandaPirate
    @TrashPandaPirate 4 роки тому +7

    1:17 the comparison of a Aston Martin and a Ford Focus though😂😂😂

    • @mrdoge3277
      @mrdoge3277 Місяць тому +1

      Erm actually... it's a ford fusion 🤓👆

  • @alfaperson2290
    @alfaperson2290 5 років тому +4

    I heard from my local garage that building cars is an expensive hobby. I went up to them and said I do that and he said , "you should stop it's to expensive and you're wasting money." I was angry and left as soon as I heard that and never came back.

  • @bluesky4917
    @bluesky4917 5 років тому +32

    Mustangs will always get the crowd

  • @pat7785
    @pat7785 5 років тому +97

    You can’t just buy a Camaro or a Challenger and take it to meets stock. Who tf wants to look at your stock car?

    • @richardtheedition1003
      @richardtheedition1003 4 роки тому +34

      unless its a zl1 or a demon or a hellcat

    • @slavacado2108
      @slavacado2108 4 роки тому +19

      A 1969 Camaro turns heads even when its stock

    • @nyckae8587
      @nyckae8587 4 роки тому +1

      @@slavacado2108 because it's a legend

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +2

      Unless it's a really rare car, you know...

    • @michaelfaisal934
      @michaelfaisal934 4 роки тому +4

      There are cars that should and HAVE to be stock, like the McLaren F1, Ferrari 250 GTO, Bugatti Atlantique, Porsche 959, Rolls Royces,Mercedes Benz 300sl, Lexus LFA, Lamborghini Miura, Lamborghini Countach, Aston Martin DB5, Jaguar E Type, Ferrari F40, Ford GT40 MK2 and Shelby 427 Cobra. And yes, there are cars that you HAVE to tune like cars that i don't want to write because this comment is too long

  • @yaroslavpatrikeev9134
    @yaroslavpatrikeev9134 4 місяці тому

    As a person who bought 2011 mb e200 coupe in 2023, I can say IT WORKS. White sportish Mercedes is a white sportish Mercedes. And girls really are down for it, they don’t know the specs (although mine are impressive for that price), they don’t know models and years. The know MERCEDES.
    As a cute samoyed owner I also 100% agree that a dog is a convo starter and she gets me way more attention and it converts easier, because in a car you drive past them and you’re gone (and therefore she’s gone). I must also note that having a dog is a huge commitment, it changes your life, it changes your identity and you should never buy a dog to get women’s attention. That’s cruel and horrible. But if you love dogs, get one. And then get a matching color sports coupe.
    Man, I love your channel, I love the topics, the content and the way you narrate it. Huge respect

  • @TheMRBLACKop12
    @TheMRBLACKop12 5 років тому +30

    Ima be honest m8, when I bought my challenger in high school I’ve never gotten so much head my whole life

    • @JAfonsoNunesMartins10
      @JAfonsoNunesMartins10 4 роки тому

      How did you have money for that in HS?

    • @MagMan4x4
      @MagMan4x4 4 роки тому +4

      J.Afonso either dads money or extremely hard work.

    • @Zerohearts0
      @Zerohearts0 4 роки тому +2

      Or stole it

    • @JAfonsoNunesMartins10
      @JAfonsoNunesMartins10 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zerohearts0 yeah that makes more sense

    • @TheMRBLACKop12
      @TheMRBLACKop12 4 роки тому

      J.Afonso lol like 6k of my work money and the rest being my parents money 😂