Warhammer 40k Meme Dub: An Inquisitor Confesses To A Preacher About Committing An Exterminatus
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“It was your first exterminatus, I’d be weird if you enjoyed it.”
Meanwhile inquisitor kryptman: IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME!
Eerhm auckshually, it's actually Inquisitor headsmash 🤓🤓🤓
That is without a doubt the most wholesome, and probably realistic on some level, inquisitorial interaction I think I’ve ever heard or read.
And the most wholesome redemptionist ever.
EDIT: Oh I didn't see that twist coming.
Yeah, this remembers me to Eisenhorn's (books trilogy) approach to a fraction of the Inquisition.
And that boy about “what use is the emperors forgiveness if you cannot forgive yourself”
10/10 could see Big E go “I’m still not happy about religion but the old boy has a good point there” (insert midlands accent)
While space marines, Grey Knights, Inquisitors, Sisters of Battle and many more sects and factions of the Imperium battle horrors of the galaxy and wield unimaginable power... They are all Human. And Humans can break. And cry. And suffer.
That is what makes us human. And alive. No one is invincible. No One. Not even the Emperor.
You know something, that line about there being no memorial for the planetary population whose lives were snuffed out in an instant... I'm certain the Lord Inquisitor didn't want to mention that there *was* already a memorial, it's just etched in the heart and mind of every Inquisitor who has had to order an Exterminatus upon a lost world.
That's... deep.
Huh, two inquisitors with a heart and sanity, there are more honest politicians than those. Amazing work, frankly better representation of realistic inquisitor than GW’s doom and gloom with a mixture of god and victim complex. (Not saying those aren’t awesome characters but yours are a nice change of pace.)
I would argue that's just the crazy batch being more out there, you hear about them because they're interesting or out of the ordinary or reprehensible even by inquisition standards. The job itself is very secretive so its not surprising negative publicity gets out more than positive
Also we only have a handful of named inquisitors? Karazamov Eisenhorn, ravenor, Sherlock(if he's still canon), greyfax, kryptman, heldane, ozhma, the one from the second Eisenhorn book who was messing with the cadia pylon...
Considering half of that list are lunatics or borderline heretics(ie super radical) it's understandable why people think of inquisitors the way they do
Also TTS memes
@@lordgod9958 Yes, most inquisitors don’t pop planets, but haven’t run into any normal ones in the lore. Sanest one I have come across is Amberly Veil, who still had no problems with mass murder and thought that letting a genestealer infestation to develop in Tau empire won’t come back to bite humanity in the ass. Oh and Ario Barzano was pretty chill but we didn’t see much of him.
@Historyfrek4ever yes but Amberly is hot therefore forgiven :p
Been awhile but I recall she argued against exterminatus by another inquisitor although ultimately agreeing she wasn't happy about it. Imperium of man isn't exactly known for diplomatic relationships with aliens, I agree the genestealers thing was short sighted but not really out of character for a high ranking imperial official.
Chill inquisitors...greyfax isn't that bad aside from having a murder boner over Celestine being a witch/daemon, Eisenhorn was pretty normal and dare I say grounded until he started messing with daemons and became best buds with (apparently) THE GENUINE ALPHARIUS somehow
I was half expecting the lord Inquisitor to be the Emperor.
These inquisitors are some of the few who have my respect.
Sucking up to them i see?
;D
@@r30413 "Oh, your volunteering to be my new servitor? Great!" *Red eye glows brightly* "We can start _immediately_ if you would like."
@@kriegertechpriest7011 I am a Chaos man, i am always ready.
Chainsword sound intensifying...
;D
90% of inquisitors deserve nothing.
@@supajasiu Thats why these two are among the few our glorious Man-Emperor of Mankind didnt send to the warp.
They way you Wrote out thier Conversation is Bloody Fantastic! Love how the Lord Inquisitor Knows what the New Inquisitor is Experiencing and Talk to him and Reminds him hes Human! Just Amazing!!!!
Damn… this was good and it felt so human.
This reminds me something I read about commissars somewhere on the internet that behind close doors they don’t sleep well.
This was raw and the terrors of this universe can’t be stopped but it means they always have to keep trying no matter the cost even if it’s their own humanity.
Holy crap, I had forgotten what I originally loved about the Inquisition. I've been drowned in so much edgy meme and "lol exterminatus because someone saw lewd art" that I had begun to despise them. I forgot how much I loved seeing the more human side, the inhuman things they had to do and live with on a daily basis and how they are dealing with some of the most hopeless situations in the galaxy and forced to be the villain to everyone else's story.
Thanks for that, your meme videos and amazing story telling is what help keep my love for 40k burning brightly.
Glad to hear it mate ^^
Ah!
You save the long ones to hurt people!
I get it now!
Balsiest preacher.
"oh this old thing? Self defense usually" Key word *usually*😂
It is the enemy that forced your hand, hate them for making it necessary
Anger, Fury, Regret, these are tools to be used, but be used all the same. Harness them, direct them, control them....but don't try to contain them lest it consume you from the inside out.
I love how every line the Lord Inquisitor has is significant or carries a double meaning.
Your writing and voice acting are getting quite good. The stories are rather impressive.
Great work.
Got slightly confused when the video disappeared a few minutes ago.
Editing error ^^ and thanks for enjoying the video mate, it means alot
@@IdioticSynergyok that sentence speech was not a death type so yes, innocence really does nothing. Oof😅😅😅
Ill repeat something that an old inquisitor said to me and another. " heresy is Like a tree You can cut it down Burn it even but in the end it will keep coming back stronger. You ask what right do I have to take those lives away but I ask you. What right do I have to let them live?"
For some in the Imperium, the soft approach is best. Their hearts are not steel quite yet, and they’ve still the emotions we are all born with, ripe and boiling to the surface. Especially those in the Inquisition. Whether they be new or old, eventually the pain dulls until it’s like being hit with an aluminum bat instead of being stabbed. It still hurts, but it’s not as bad. Some things, however, will always hurt like that. Those things are the most terrible of all, and those who conquer them are the strongest.
Glory be the Emperor’s Mercy, and praise be the kindness of humanity’s finest.
See Hollywood, this is what good writing looks like! He did more with two pictures then most over paid writers could do with a 200mill budget...(Looking at you Disney/MCU/Paramount/CBS/Netflix/Amazon...)
I'm glad you enjoyed it ^^
This is the only inquisitor I won’t kill during the Extermination of the Inquisition. (a upcoming event.)
Very sneaky of ya to have the heart sensor in the background. That’s good storytelling.
Speaking of, I wish there were more stories about the Inquisition. Forgive my ignorance since I’m still trying to get into Warhammer but considering who and what they are, Inquisitors I feel have a bounty of stories, some good, some tragic, like this one!
Read Eisenhorn, it's a really good book
@@IdioticSynergy Looked that up, there's three stories w/ an Omnibus available, interesting. Adding that to the list.
Frankly it’s astonishing to me that I’ve not read something like this on a Black Library novel.
Seems like something that would make a good set peace for the start of the 3rd act.
Keep it up this is great
This got cryptic very quickly...I LOVE IT.
A Inquisiter feel...guilt ? Now I see everything.
This is some good lore but it makes this so much more human and I’m thankful for what you make
I'm glad to hear it
And that's why all Inquisitors have some level of augmentation.
Great work as always. It's always a roulette watching one of your videos, it might be just a quick joke, or it migut be the most soul wrenching story you have ever heard.
Either wat they are great
I hope you enjoy this video ^^
Dang YT censorship.
“It would have been troubling if you had enjoyed it.”
Even the monsters have scars, ones lick them, others ignore them... and some of then try to hide them because the medic kits are few but the injuries many...
Genuinely close to tearing up.
“Oh, so you’re just a bastard, then.”
Mood.
This is the new tts (i still miss alphabusa, he was going somewhere with the starchild plot)
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
Thanks for that comment mate ^^
I am surprised at how serious this is.
nobody expects the imperial inquisition
My God!!! This Fantastic!! YOUR Story Telling is Absolutely Amazing!!!!
I hope you liked it mate lmao
@IdioticSynergy I Did!!!
"what use is the emperor's forgivness if you cant firgive yourself" didnt expect somthing so deep from the funny warhammer skit man
This is beautiful, mate amazing job
Glad you think so mate ^^
I'm crying. Throne damn it all.
You're a genius creator..
“Should have aimed for the head”, lots of people found that out
Anyone else remeber the first upload,?
Deep and wholesome, great writting
I'm glad you enjoyed it
Memes aside, it has to really heavy to make that order for the first time, to condemn billions of souls to a fiery death and knowing that, you're the one that pulling the trigger, that all stops end with you.
Damn this and the Tyberos as a night lord one hit me right in the feels of Terror...
Thank you. it means alot
@IdioticSynergy no problem keep making awesome!
That explains the background beeps sounds
Sometimes to save lives you just take lives........ Even to save a solar system you had to destroy a planet........
I came for memes.... not a serious video about ptsd, attempted suicide, and the necessary evils needed for the greater good. But an amazing job non the less. My only complaint is that the hospital beeps at the beginning give it away.
True but I feel like it worked for the setting of the story ^^
@@IdioticSynergy How about hearing thes beeping just before he looks in the mirror.
@@AMPMASTER10 Yee that would've worked better lmao
Ok you make really good shorts. The beeping was going on the entire time. That's so cool that even if you're just being funny the thought that goes into it is amazing. Like all the tyranids saying HELLO when you first meet them. They would have a hello of sorts, it would just be them showing their teeth and getting their guns bros excited to kill. Have a good rest of your day.
How can you go from making me laugh so hard my ribs hurt to sobbing in the next vid y'all are to talented fuck gonna watch the tiny trios or maybe I'll watch more sad and cry my sad away. Love these and don't stop doing em their amazing realistic and grounded anyone going through survivors guilt knows just how realistic this would be
I honestly needed this I realised its best to have people around me
Jesus... You Get Used To Hearing The "Honorable" Parts Of 40K And Then THIS Hits You...
Now I am interested. Maybe Inquisitor Acolyte Mark will hear the story of the failed Lord Inquisitor Skorn?
The speed is my only complaint, I played the vid at 1.5 and it was perfect.
Yup, that's why I subscribed: stellar writing and good voiceover. Keep up the good work dude, it's showing!
Much appreciated mate ^^
Oooh, this gave me the goosebumps. Excellent work, man!
Glad you enjoyed it mate ^^
This was awesome!
What's the opposite of grimdark? Whatever it is, that's how I'd describe this video.
I really wish you guys could take a bit more time with some of the stories and concepts, because you are perfectly tuned in to what makes grimdark and Warhammer work. And I know why you’re not able to make the longer form videos they wouldn’t reach as many people as quickly in a lot of people wouldn’t like that style of video so keep doing what you’re doing. You’re doing great.
I can try a longer video but I fear that people might find it boring because it's literally still images and some text lmao
@@IdioticSynergyI don't care man this stuff is still amazing.
Being real, I know a lot of people who beat themselves up over split second decisions they had to make in the past and what I tell them is that "everyone makes the best decision in the moment that they can. Nobody decides to do 'the bad thing', it just means we pick the best of bad choices and have a conscience (which is healthy and a sign that you're probably not as bad as you expect)." It's true and I mean every word of it. I've known people who have had to do some pretty jacked up stuff just to survive and I find it very hard to judge because nobody actively goes out of their way to do those things, they do them because a lot of times it will get you or people you know killed it you don't.
I wish I could sub multiple times. You've really earned it. ❤
It means alot mate ^^ I try my best
@IdioticSynergy You really deserve to be told just HOW amazing you are, friend, each and every day. You're brightening the days and also helping the thoughts of literally hundreds, hell thousands of people. You are brilliant, nothing short.
You are what I consider an actual genuine hero. No capes, no flashy gestures, no bs. But words that move the core and humor that lifts the spirit. I don't know if you realize how much you actually help, but you do, and for it, I, we, are forever grateful. I know this probably sounds way melodramatic, but it's true, and I sincerely hope that the sentiment reaches. I'm nothing but some words on the screen to you, but I hope this at least makes you smile and feel good about yourself as you deserve to feel. I hope you have an amazing day, man.
@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 cheers mate, that genuinely does mean alot and I'll keep on keeping on. Thank you ^^
Damn that got real fast. But it was good. Raw, even
don't get me wrong , I love the funny's but , can we have some more of these? Thank you.
Working on it ^^
Wholesome
"Faith burns brighter together than it does alone"
You are going to make my ass get back into church saying things like that ❤
A inquisitor i actually like this is HERESY against tts (😢)
A masterwork!
In a setting full of Pseudo-Catholic Space Nazis, in an empire almost designed from the start to keep producing them, you make stories about the *people* who have to keep it going, in the (maybe vain, but that's not the point of) hope that one day, Humanity can flourish without a boot on its neck, not even its own.
And it's a bloody good job you do of it, too.
aww wholesome imperial times!! Yay
Well done
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Hell if this wasn't properly put together, very good job indeed and bravo 👏
May I just ask, what model is the preacher supposed to be? Must be recent considering the details but never seen it around so I suppose a Forgeworld one for Necromunda?
Necromunda redemptionist
@@IdioticSynergy ah ok, tyvm 💪👍
0/10, I don't look in W40k memes for that level of wholesomeness...
This be abit long some say you need huge budget to make a great show army of staft
A huge long story crazy grafic and so fort
Butall you had here is your self
Your voice your models and a video editior and yet
You tell a story worth saying deep beautiful tragic and meaningful
You dont need so many fancy things all you need is a passion and vission and the will and you shall maake art you cant imagine
You made what many can see as vile being as a necessary evil its no noble its not grand but someone h
Has to do it so they dont have to they bare it so you wont have to
Sometimes often those people are the one who bare the sins so others can walk a life worth living they has be the one so you can live
Darn it me heart! Also i was wondering why i keep hearing a hospital beep i knew that has a mraninh
The models come from the GW store lmao I can't paint to save my life but I'm glad you enjoyed my video ^^
@@IdioticSynergy still doesnt make it any less what ya did here if one day you can animate it it be even more wow
Good work changing my views on inquisitors.
Cheers mate, I try my best
That was... Interesting from you.
Glad you think so mate