The Most Cursed Videos 3
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- Опубліковано 7 гру 2018
- The videos are, as they were the other times, cursed
♦ People in the video ♦
JOKO - / jokoswag
Cooper - / cscoop
Hugbox - / hugbox
Slimecicle - / slimecicle
Jawsh - / its_jawsh
Pixelbomb - / pixelbombbluray
♦ The Unzipped Podcast - / @lunchclubpodcast
♦ MERCH - www.designbyhumans.com/shop/C...
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro - ouse - ｓｕｐｅｒ ｍａｒｉｏ 64
Outro: whoops - our old voicemails
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The Most Cursed Videos 3 - Розваги
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THE VIDEO IS BACK! Sorry to those who couldn't watch it, I had gotten a false community guidelines strike that removed the video! All should be good now!
CallMeCarson UA-cam went sicko mode
I wondered why it was down, glad to see it's back.
Thanks Carson, very cool.
im already striking this again, see you in court bucko
This is a good comment, thank you Carson
I came for the guy with the straw
I stayed for a man continuously trying to make a bowl of cereal but being unable to due to a lack of milk
More
The guy with the straw looks like the singer of Rammstein
*dairy product
Carson almost at 700k will there be a milestone video?
It's bc Connor drank it all smh
Cereal when no haves milk : throw on wall angery
Cereal when haves milk : eat cereal
@gradedcypress 11 dont.
@gradedcypress 11 milk.
@gradedcypress 11 mix of dic and almond
@Feelz eats milk
Tf is going on between smooth yoda and deadspace
5:12 guy hit the post so hard it sound like an anvil in minecraft
Oof
oof
I'm ☠️☠️
Sounds like the hl1 crowbar too
Oof
Seeing Carson get a puffin Forrest video in his recommended makes me unreasonably happy.
Yes
That’s true
Same shit in my feed and I hate nerds with the fury of ten thousand hells
may i ask who that is, what they do, and timestamp?
@@treyramirez8941 2:17 top row, second from the left
He makes animated videos about his experience playing pen-and-paper-rpgs, mostly DND. In the video in question "The Obelisk Encounter" he tells the story of when he GMd a public game in which his party accidentally summoned a very strong demon.
Carson’s laugh sounds like a car.
*CallMeCar*
Disclaimer: comment is not original
Call me car, son.
Wait, is that the origin of that one drawing?
Shut up furry
@@bigsmoake655 waaaaa
0:51 he’s on lil Nas x’s twitter before he was famous
Frfr just noticed
Who cares
I care, and honestly that's hilarious
He rose him up when no one else would
OhMyItzSky you obviously if you wanna waste your time to comment about it
Are we not questioning “the girl who faked a miscarriage”
You shouldn't be concerned about that.
Chris, you shouldnt be concerned about it.
*understandable*
wait what
Chris Hasen Is concerned Don't be worried, Chris :)
0:07 my man has been watching gibi asmr
I found the comment i was looking for
I'm glad someone else noticed it too and it wasnt just me
I was looking for someone else to comment this
Half the video is them watching the “Fucker never ate flakes” over and over again
Edit: it’s actually 9/50 of the video since the whole fucker never ate flakes is 1:26 in length and the video is 7:13 minutes 1.26 divided by 7.13 equals 0.176 which when multiplied by 100 equals 17.6 or 18
18/100 to the lowest terms is 9/50
So the whole fucker never ate flakes is actually a 9/50 of the video
What's wrong with that exactly???
You hear a sound
Smooth Yoda lmao
Smooth Yoda the creepers tryna steal our stuff again.
Hmm it was a ⅕ of the video.
3:18 holy shit he actually does sound like donald duck if you listen closely
Right!?
@@gr1mrpr229 yeah like actually. I had to go back and listen to it and its faint but it deadass happens
Yeah I keep watching that clip over and over.
@@gr1mrpr229 it's so faint yet so poignant
Yeah
the cereal guy with ambient fnaf in the back is so scary because every wall and most objects are plain white and there isnt an exit to the room, so it looks like hes trapped with no escape with an unlimited amount of flakes, but its utterly useless without milk, and there is none. He finally feels happy to get cereal until he realizes theres mo milk. But he realizes he felt the exact same way a million times before.
Carson may be getting canceled but I'll still watch his videos
same
Idek anymore, I just want Carson back 😔
@@raymondthegreatest same man. I seriously miss him
@@KiegKillsReality we all do, but we can’t really just welcome him back, and his content will never be the same since his friends probably won’t want to record with him.
@@KiegKillsReality I love his cursed videos :D
fnaf ambient noise_2
I see that asmr in your recommended
@@macboyce3909 u know i be chillin
When?
Everyday
@@xX_Sm0key0lB0y_Xx the beginning of the video look at his recommended their is a asmr UA-camr in the bottom left
What else did Carson have bookmarked that he had to blur it.
Hentai
dolphin hentai
Gay dolphin hentai
hot gay dolphin hentai
sneeze that’s pointless it’s going to be hot anyway
I love how Charlie’s lack of input before his joke at 4:33 makes it seem like he was thinking it up that entire time
Sucks that 70% of these people hate him now
I won't be able to hate him, even after everything
@@michaelleird5313 same here
I ain’t one of them
I don't see how it "sucks"
@@michaelleird5313 Me either
(3:48) it becomes harder to tell when the clip starts and when it ends, as time ceases it’s linear path and forms a circular loop; trapped within its cage you are forced to suffer through life and death for eternity until death and existence disappear in a mad flash.
Illuminachos 77 Ok
Wut
Illuminachos 77 ah
That video reminds me of The Endless
Reminds me of black mirror
The fnaf ambient noise bit literally made my stomach hurt from laughing
Techa Art merry 100 likes
Techa Art oh my god me too
When
That shit had me in tears
“This is so Canadian”
- Callmecarson
Me: I’ve never been so proud to be Canadian
@Reece Nemes Sculac Tack me on the list too, bud!
Me too
Don’t be.
Boxiest Boi why not? :(((
@Reece Nemes Sculac so am I so that's 5
Happy 2 years to this video, may we remember 2:33
im the 6th like
@@ancientrelicc hi the sixth like I’m dad
@@chasecjase9261 good
what about it?
Yikes after what just come out about Carson lol
kettle went off at 1:41
DatSquishyFello Walter
Walter
@@zack5969 conner hagerman out
The tea is ready
shit i need to get my boiling oranges
*_3:14_**_ When cereal haves no milk 💀_*
No reverse that milk has no cereal
4:45 when cereal haves milk
4:57 when milk haves milk
Pi milk
Has*
Im gonna miss these...
we all will
Well.....watch em again I'm ngl I don't think you'll miss them if you rewatch em
Ditto
Carson returns
0:06 three ASMR vids, a Bob Ross vid, and Lofi hip hop beats to study and relax to. Something tells me Carson was stressed out.
That aint carsons screenshare bud
@@billbill6094 you can definitely tell it's Cooper's screen share looking at the top right.
Foreshadowing at its finest
4:23 God to my dad
i usually hate "underrated comment" comments, but i think this is the time where it needs to be said
- underrated comment
69 likes, nice
Outsomnia ur moms an underrated comment
@@mohammedfawaz6692 wow great joke, i shitted my self smiling
Outsomnia bruh why are u taking it seriously
3:23 It did happen and I'll die knowing that they ignored him
That's what I was thinking about lmaooo
He didn't make a sound like that at all though
@@chugiron4698 he did tho
This is the third time I’m watching this video and I actually went back to see if it happened and I heard it and now I’m freaking out
Those fools didnt hear it but he most certainly did make the duck noise
4:46 etika will never be forgotten I hope he popping off in smash bro’s heaven edition
Funny how the humour from Carson and his videos from 2 to 3 years ago kinda shaped a lot of the memes and comedy that are common now in Twitter and UA-cam
The high pitched noise that Carson makes at 1:42 is something a connect with spiritually
Whoever liked show yourself
@@jaerose12 I liked
Eichiro 101 thanks bro
It's called a wheeze
@@Kryptopex no shit
Car: No longer call me dad, okay?
Son: Then what do I call you?
Car: Call me Car, son
YOU DIDN'T
Underatted lol
*O H F U C K*
scared to look back at these videos in a few months because i don’t know what will be of carson. i just miss this so much :(
It was a wrong thing to do of course. But its probably going to ruin his entire career on UA-cam. At the time he was young depressed and ashamed of what he did.
@@robatic5989 He was only two years younger, and while the age difference in itself is not problematic, it is the abuse of power of his creator status that really did him in.
@@drbandicoot6810 idk about you but i read through the dms one by one, both parties were submissive af (being cautious not to ruin the relationship)
I have some very, very good news
@@drbandicoot6810 yeah, 8k subs at the time. So much power to abuse. And even if he wouldve had millions of followers back then, does that mean that he shouldn't have texted her because she isnt famous? Are famous people only allowed to talk to other famous people or they abuse their powers?
5:27 Out of context i was loading the washing machine in a dark room with my wireless headphones on so i could hear but not see the video. I thought someone stopped my video and started laughing behind me. I froze in fear.
THE WHEEZE AT 1:40 KILLS ME MORE THAN THE ACTUAL REASON THEY'RE LAUGHING
It sounds like the anime lens flare
"Omae wa mou, shinderu."
*Nani?*
_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE_
I dolphin laughed so hard
That whistle laugh made CHOKE 💀💀💀💀
@@nelco8283 SAME
The way Carson laughs makes literally anything he’s laughing at funny
4:09 "He's stuck in a 4 second loop for six seconds..."
He corrected himself to 6. He said "or" not "for"
Firemations YT not a woooosh buddy, op got it wrong dumbass.
Firemations YT But he was right, and you have no reason to block and report him. You’re just being salty.
@Firemations YT fuck off with your whoooosh kid
Fireballify Draws d u m b a s s
6:45 You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas’ attack!
5:18
This video is at my school in Egypt and this boy is my friend's friend lol
@Oscar Szwec Yes
@Oscar Szwec WTF they all wear red shirts
So after he hit the pole what happened?
@@fatherted776 Actually i don't know he wasn't friend to me and this video is like 4 or 5 years old
Seif Ashraf how do you know tho
(3:48)
The poor soul is eternally trapped to crave a bowl of delicious frosted flakes with a helpful serving of milk, but upon discovering that he is doomed with the fate of having no milk, he can only rage in frustration before reverting back to the beginning of his eternal punishment, no memory of what happened before..
(FOUND IT!!!)
That was well executed
@@somestupidnoodle736 thank you
big sad.
Hell as came to earth
Eventually, he stopped thinking
Gosh I forgot etika was in this video:(
Yeah same
It was sad when i've seen him there again.
MuddaSooka I was looking for a comment about him
I hope he’s doing well in heaven
RIP Etika
i miss this
So bittersweet seeing how instantaneously happy Etika immediately made everyone just by showing up on a Twitter timeline
5:12 Sounds like crowbar sound effects from Half Life
because it us
Its not
LMFAO IT DOES
I used to keep hitting walls with the crowbar to scare the scientists while talking to the monitor making a pedo accent
When no haves milk
I miss Carson’s videos so much
we all do
Imagine how many videos we'd have by now if those fucking liberals didn't get him canceled
Yeah hitting up a fan of you isn't right but it's not wrong either, especially when she was 100% age of consent, and iirc almost 18 at the time
@@_vakas come on man, we don't gotta make this political
@@_vakas we are sad he is canceled but please go back to Twitter
@@Phoenix-wq5ee why lol, he has a point
5:13 [Insert Valve Metal Clanking Audio Here]
1:41 when the kettle boils for too long.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
-Keemstar
Riftrecon02 your profile picture... it scared me
Godzilla_Fan Charlie just came out of a mental hospital after 15 years, he brutally murdered Lucy after giving him a concussion when she faked him out with a football.
Riftrecon02 oh my god...
CallmeKettle
6:02 He sounded like a dad trying to be a "cool" dad at a birthday party
Or any white guy ever trying to sound ghetto
he does have a point, he was going for the fucking goofytown
POV: You've switched the comment filter to newest first out of morbid curiosity on the allegations.
stop
stlakre
yeah I just want to argue with misinformed twitter brainlets
No cause I wanna let it play out and shut up about it. So should you
POV: you seek attention
3:41 cereal when no milk
3:14, this, is Golden Experience Requiems ability.
The fucker will never achieve the flakes
It’s even worse than the death loop Bc instead of dying over and over you are simply constantly disappointed
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?
Sunset kono requiem da
I know I’m stupid, but he did sound like Donald Duck
0:22 *The most three videos*
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks Twitter you ruined an innocent man's life. Twitter should just delete the app
Never seen someone hit a pole that hard, reminds me of last year at track practice and I ran into one of those stupid bars in the middle of school doorways busted my nose and knocked myself out... ah memories
6:42 that "what the fhuack?" is perfectly in sync with the audio
You got the original video?
Lol
The Trilogy
let's make it a tetralogy
CptRussia oh it's you, I haven't seen you since a few hours ago
Seeing this on my recommended again makes me sad
“I DONT LIKE THIS”
“THIS IS PERFECT”
5:13 When you're swinging your crowbar in Half Life and it hits something
I was laughing so hard after seeing the footage and then reading the comment
Totally accurate
Crawling through vents holding left click like 5:13 x 100
My brain: "I know I heard that sound from somewhere before."
*remembers I played Half-Life from 1999 in school*
*CLANG*
Me: "WHAT THE FU-"
(My friend gave me a USB with Half-Life and Counter Strike. Both games from 1999. And was given to me in 2016.)
(Also our school computers could run both games with literally no issues.)
(And yes, I played 1999 Half-Life in 2016.)
5:14
There's etika. Always making people laugh. Rest In Peace Etika
C0SM0S F
F
F
Im sorry but what happend
@@beachbumkidsj1044 He jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and killed himself
The one with the guy who didn't have milk for his cereal is made like so much creepier is the fact that there is just *nothing* in the fridge.
I need to hang out with people who will laugh at a looping gif of a man throwing cereal at a wall a hundred times while fnaf ambiance plays in the background 😂
True
Stitchmeup just find some people who are baked all the time
the kettle when its at 100 degrees celsius :
1:40
No.
yeah mine always screams "FUCKING WHORES"
@@ConnorRK-mz1cv
Oh hello, fellow cultured human.
@@glaptoper My name is Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife.
@@ConnorRK-mz1cv
My predecessor was unfortunately destroyed, but Cyberlife transferred it's memory and sent me to replace it. This incident should not affect the investigation.
I still can’t believe that my boy tisaKOREAN made it into a callmecarson video he is at 0:51
“He’s got the whole hat thing down” has to be the most underrated line on this channel shit made me die
2:53 *I HAVE WAITED FOR 20,000 MILLENIA FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT*
To be honest, I think every single FNAF fan ever has waited for this moment.
*_YES_*
I feel like the combination of "derpy horse" as a name and a fnaf profile picture must be some kind of joke
HEY DERPY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A CALL ME CARSON FAN?
@@godlyvex5543
Its not..
3:35 cereal when no haves milk
5:15
"I forgot what happened all together" so did he, my guy!
"dad? how did you meet mom?"
"well son, she grabbed my hand and I chased her up the escalator. the rest is history"
"stuck in a 4-second loop for 7 seconds"
No he said "He's stuck in a 4 second loop. Or a 6 second loop"
Sounds like bite za dusto to me
2:12 I was on the toilet at 5 am watching this and this moment made me pee harder involuntarily
*Okay, now I'm spooked.*
Ah
4:39 The most cursed image of all...
0:57 that was a meme from lil nas x before he blew up
The fnaf _ambient noise_ is my new ringtone of the morning now
Just fyi, the roblox video titled "welcome" went from 91 views to 157,963 views since this video was uploaded.
A bit more now
271k now
287k now jesus
Bro I’m watching this late at night and I have to keep down my laughter but I just can’t.
one of my favorite videos...
(6:39) When she took the kids five months ago and you still haven't found another girl.
Slavic Stan Thanos Fish I'm Pink Guy; not Frank.
Liam Gaine Yeeeeeeee boiiiii
Apparently she stole his watch but lmfao at your comment
I see u fucking everywhere oml
@@Trisaaru what that vieo called it so funny
4:46 *Have you seen this man? He's searched in 50 countries, armed and dangerous.*
Fucking Etika man
Perfect description of etika
Old Carson was truly peak
I miss this.
Yeah I play FNAF
Fucker
Never
Ate
Flakes
BRO 👌👌👌
Nightmare yeah I heard that
😂👌
Fredbear must be fun at Being like the fandom huh
@@starplatinumgamergaming1163 must be fun having that grammar huh
He clearly likes it!
AH
I wanted to say sonething funny but i forgot what it was and now i look stupid.
Idea:
🅱️anna 🅱️prite 🅱️ran🅱️erry?
Jiggly Boi normie
The Golden Tiger He clearly likes it!
Hey guys, it's Sans Undertale
3:18 = *cereal when no milk*
Fanboy and Chum Chum: *cereal when haves milk*
Ok but why is no one talking about how this is a tweet from LilNasX in 2018. Before Old Town Road was released
*default dances whiles fnaf ambient noise plays at 3:00 am*
5:38 OMG THAT'S THE GUNGA GINGA GUY
Trevor Cranwill el presador
I’m going to miss this fucking guy. He was very funny but too many bad things have happened.
Not enough to stop him though
2:42 don’t worry he can just click the respawn button
I was laughing until Etika was seen :(.
RIP ETIKA
same
Nasty F
Yeah
So first Michel Jackson died on my birthday and then Etika was found dead on my birthday
God dammit
Rip
1:41 when my tea is done.
But if you close your eyes....
It would almost feel like nothing changed at all…
How im gonna be an optimist about this
No matter how many times I watch this, that pole one always gets me. It's so good.
3:14 when haves no milk.
4:08 This is the ability of 「Gold Experience Requiem」
Ah a fellow jojo fan
@Micheal Lopez 2 bruh
wha-
this was the golden age
"This is so canadian"
*ah,yes.*
*sips hot chocolate in wintertime*
The Holy Trinity has been completed
4:56 you like making deals with the devil?
Evan Bridges **grabs camera** **weird chuckle** aoAaOaH
ELLA HOLLAND i heard this as hah hah *wilhelm scream*
Vampire diaries
This videos are so funny, i just keep coming back to them
Classic video I’m low key sad they don’t do this anymore
you all sound like windows getting wiped when you laugh
and whoever sounds like the squeaking of a spray bottle gets an A+ from me
Mood
Dumb Atheist you mean windex?