We live in a world that is over crowded and over populated, where children grow up in foster care or orphanages because they don't have families. We live in a world where people are living longer and our natural resources are being used up. So people not having kids is a good thing, not a bad one.
this is one of the most brilliant stand up routines ever. From beginning to end I have to give her credit. Once my son and I both woke up at 3am for no real reason and we watched this. It's a good memory. We were crying laughing. We still quote this to this day. "oh really you have to go to work early? BYYYY Mennon!"
@mysticalflyingmonkey I know it's sort of pointless to talk to people like you, but you're watching an ellen video so I have hope. How is it offensive to use your religion, even if it's different from someone else's, in a positive, loving way? If someone says "god bless" or "I'll pray for you," are they really offending your delicate sensibilities? I mean, what are you really thinking? "Oh my god, that's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me. How dare you, you monster! God bless YOU!"
@AsheeshAnand August 28, 2011. The date. Starting in 0 AD, we count up from the birth of Christ. Why? Because people back then had to base time on something. 1/3 of today's population are Christian, half of those are Catholic. Explain that. Did I say we could take things back? I didn't. Open your ears and listen to what people say; you'll find yourself enlightened. However, as far as I'M concerned, the one group whose members haven't seemed to learn from their mishaps would be Muslims.
@Ruffian123Forever I was going to say the same thing to you about looking at history. The burning of witches for almost an entire millenium is a stain on Christianity which will never wash away. You said yourself, it depends on how the religion is taught, and interpreted. Sadaam Hussein is not an emblematic example of Islam. He was a fanatic. Most of what is practiced by Al-Qaeda is in direct violation of the Qur'aan.
@fablecio Ah, the medieval dark days when the church could not be questioned. Crusades were instigated by the Pope at the time, but they were fought against by Muslims and heretics battles between religions. It's no different today. HOWEVER. That was not done just to go out and kill people; you must understand that. The intent was to recapture Jerusalem, part of the Promised Land, a holy city to us then and today. So that wasn't unprovoked, that was 'an eye for an eye'.
@Arneilla Any person can choose to do good or bad things. But it all traces back to your core values; I'm not trying to convert, but I'm defending my religion of choice. I'm saying that yes, there are fanatics! In every religion; we can't forget Norway, nor can we forget the Twin Towers. But all I ask is that we look back at our own values and determine what i really is that drives us to do this, this, and that.
@gencas437 What was the meaning of your last comment in the post you made previous to mine? 'Our victory in this battle is as inevitable...' Who in the h*ll is 'we' that you're talking about? I applaud you for being a virgin, because you still have some moral standing. What religion are you, then? Because I believe in love, expression, and marriage as well. I would do the same as you, and I HAVE my penance straight with God. And back to the point: GAY MARRIAGE IS STILL NOT TRUE MARRIAGE.
@gencas437 Yes they are. But you probably aren't Catholic. Or even Christian, so what would you know about it? All of these things are things that go against God's laws. But the thing that even started this whole entire argument was that ELLEN brought religion into it. She said we can't SPEAK for God and say homosexuality isn't cool. But it says it in the Bible. And you obviously aren't Christian because you believe God's law is only for us. But you don't understand--it's for everyone.
@gencas437 THIS IS NOT MARRIAGE! Marriage is God's covenant, a bond between a man and a woman. We were made for marriage, a man and a woman. It is GOD's covenant. HE made the rules! He wrote the Book. There's no gray area, only black and white. But you sodomists, you are the haters. Real intellectuals laugh at you. Marriage Defined--the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
5:27-5:48 Ellen, I love your humor. But marriage is a holy covenant, between a MAN and WOMAN, a covenant with God and only Him. Gay-ism just doesn't make sense. Both psychologically and physically. It's not right. It defiles the Bible. Gays weep and cry and throw little pity parties to whine over their oh-so-sad lives...and they think that WE think that they're weird! Just. Don't Defile. The Good Book. Cause that's what you're doing, Ellen.
Jeez what is WITH people debating religions here? I mean I'd get it if the video was actually about religion and explaining their beliefs or whatever but its a STAND UP COMEDY video! I mean what the heck she isn't talking about religion she's making jokes that have to do a little with God. So what? Its funny, and I bet she only says it cuz its funny. So people please stop with the religious debates and take it elsewhere so we can comment on the video content not on our beliefs!
According to whom? Some of the most brilliant scientists this world has ever known have sought out to prove christianity as a fake and wind up finding that there is a divine creator. I really didn't want to have this conversation but I kind of set myself up. I just wanted to put a few things out there that I thought were interesting. I respect your beliefs and everyone else's, but most importantly I respect ellen and her homosexuality!
So I'm assuming you either haven't studied evolution your whole life or you haven't even bothered looking into it. Because many scientists who were once atheist and sought to prove christianity to be fake, discovered that there has to be a designer. For example Charles Darwin and Dr. Wernher Von Braun. I understand, for some it's harder to believe, but that's because you don't want to.
@Ruffian123Forever But it's not as if Christianity is the only religion that advocates love as a major principal. Islam also advocates love. So does Judeaism. You can put it down to fanaticism, but the violence committed in the name of Christ are as much, if not more than, what has been done in the name of Islam.
@AsheeshAnand No, they don't 'all' kill in he name of God. It differs from religion to religion, depending on how the religion is taught and each person interprets it. Just because these fanatics kill in the name of their God, doesn't make it right. You have to look back at the lessons taught in each religon, to see what's really true.
@Gleekedgal God never stops loving any of us. Not even Ellen. Not you or me. But he does ask we follow him and listen to our morals and while some people believe otherwise, I strongly believe the practice of homosexuality is a choice and in itself, a sin. But like any other sin, we can truly repnt it and God will forgive.
@gencas437 So, you have morals. I still don't know if you're atheist, agnostic, or what? I don't need forgiveness--I have my standards straight with God. I'd do the same as you--stand up for my beliefs. Apparently, though, we just have very different views of how to express ourselves and where the BOUNDARY falls.
i had to do a debate on gay marriage earlier this year and i wish i had watched this before....my opposers brought up the exact bullsh*t argument about people marrying animals. i mean come ON people; marriage between 2 PEOPLE regardless of their gender is different than between a person and an animal! one does not lead to the other!!!!
so you're saying that the human eye, probably the most complicated part on our entire body, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus for different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection? Seems pretty absurd
you have to understand that inorder to make life u need a man and women. a women and women or man and man wont create life, inorder for this world to continue it has to have balance and im sorry for the people who are gey and are offended about this but its the truth our generation right now wouldent exist if it werent for man AND woman. Try to keep it goin.
LMAO whats goin on here ill tell ya nothing! LMAOOOOOOOOO i almost broke my chair when i fell out of it lawl. her act was funny as sh1t up until she was talking about the Lord. im christian so it was offensive idk if she was mocking him or what but it was to me offensive argue about this if you want frankly i dont care but her skit was hillariouse up untill that part (for me).
you of course should believe what you wish, but i disagree. most holy books tell people to hate homosexuals. if you disagree with the holy books, where are you getting your information? there is no evidence for your claims, other than you think thats just how it should be. think about it.
I don't like that they advertise it either, but think about it: everyone does. Most of the time you guess that someone is gay because of the way they dress or act, right? In the same way you guess that they are straight. Either by their dress/actions or lack of gay-indicating dress/actions.
It's just because California's so big. I mean, it takes up the whole damn coast. There's a lot of room for people to disagree. The Bay area is where the most supporters are. It's like a heaping pile of love. But get up toward Sacramento or down further south, and it's nonexistent. :\
My uncle just pulled that comment on my at Thanksgiving. We were talking about gay marriage (I'm a supporter amongst a family extremely conservative non-supporters) and he said "the next think you know people will be marrying their dogs!" I think I'm going to email him this segment. :D
where do you get your information? certainly not from the bible, is it clearly says gays and many other people are going to hell. if this is simply your personal opinion, that is of course excellent. i just want you to think about it.
Lucky all you people have same sex marriage in your state. I'm not gay or anything, i just don't living in a state [CA] where there is extreme hate towards same sex marriage. I hope one day any one can get married to who ever they want. Even if it's a goat.
I Agree with you. People say that "oh people are going to marry their sisters." and under age marriage, and dumb things like that. Well that is already against the law. and idk ANYONE that want to marry an animal. Esp. a goat. hahaha.
@Gracie2136 I wasn't saying that he wasn't christian cuz i wouldn't know, i'm just saying that going to a christian church doesn't make someone a christian, cuz i know a crap load of people who go and are sure as hell not.
She isn't making fun of God she's just doing a comedy routine which I find hard to believe anyone could find offensive. Honestly I think God would be glad tht she's seeing the lighter side of life and making ppl laugh.
This show took some time to get on its feet--Ellen looked nervous and scattered. But it hit the middle and it was classic, amazing Ellen. You could see exactly the point she started having fun.
Sir Isaac Newton had claimed that his cosmic system proved beyond doubt the existence of an intelligent, omniscient and omnipotent creator, who was obviously "very well skilled in Mechanics and Geometry."
Yeah don't joke around with those Christians. They take things Way too serious! Now that would be making fun of christians and the lord, but she didn't even say anything like that. Get a grip!!!
You brought it up. Don't switch is saying THEY are getting all up on you. They responded to a comment that is so dumb. Obviously one of Jesus' followers can't watch and understand a comedic video :).
im an atheist. there is no evidence for god, and lots for evolution. miscommunication it seems. i was simply telling whoever that i think the bible is not a good source for morality.
wtf is wrong with you people. Shut up about her sexuality and listen to what she's Saying. She's well known and well loved for a reason, and being a lesbian has Nothing to do with it.
OMG she is my Idol she is funny.... and an amazing person.....she has so much courage for coming out... in a time when most people didind accept it.... I love you ellen
"A picture of Jesus on the beach with a t-shirt that says 'my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' " :D LMAO, she is just too funny!
People DO marry animals. A 9-year-old girl married a dog. Someone also married a goat. There was a cow and horse in there, somewhere, too. Seriously; Look it up.
The whole belief thing that she said, its in the bible..OK...He left how felt and what he believed in the bible...so thats kinda off for her to say that...
me and my loving goat.......dont u eat that section i havent read that yet..no dont, oh come here i love u goat......or meeting the parents, this is billy
I'm grateful I live in CT because it's one of the two current states that allow gay marriage. I'm bi but I know if I ever do get married, it would be to a woman.
"And what's going on right here? What's happening right there? Huh? I'll tell you, nothing."
LOL!
i love how she's so damn funny without being dirty and cursing all the time.. true talent
love love love loveeee ellen =)
I am completly staight, and I truly LOVE this woman!!! :) She is soo insperational and I love everything that she stands for
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We live in a world that is over crowded and over populated, where children grow up in foster care or orphanages because they don't have families. We live in a world where people are living longer and our natural resources are being used up. So people not having kids is a good thing, not a bad one.
this is one of the most brilliant stand up routines ever. From beginning to end I have to give her credit. Once my son and I both woke up at 3am for no real reason and we watched this. It's a good memory. We were crying laughing. We still quote this to this day. "oh really you have to go to work early? BYYYY Mennon!"
i am 100% person straight but dammit I LOVE ELLEN!!! SHE'S AMAZING !!
Laughed so hard I cried!! I just love Ellen XD
@mzsexychiquita omg i have heard her before and thought no one noticed hahaha her laugh makes me laugh :p
i would have lost it even more if she said "compANIMAL"
@mysticalflyingmonkey I know it's sort of pointless to talk to people like you, but you're watching an ellen video so I have hope. How is it offensive to use your religion, even if it's different from someone else's, in a positive, loving way? If someone says "god bless" or "I'll pray for you," are they really offending your delicate sensibilities? I mean, what are you really thinking? "Oh my god, that's the worst thing anyone's ever said to me. How dare you, you monster! God bless YOU!"
@AsheeshAnand August 28, 2011. The date. Starting in 0 AD, we count up from the birth of Christ. Why? Because people back then had to base time on something. 1/3 of today's population are Christian, half of those are Catholic. Explain that.
Did I say we could take things back? I didn't. Open your ears and listen to what people say; you'll find yourself enlightened. However, as far as I'M concerned, the one group whose members haven't seemed to learn from their mishaps would be Muslims.
@Ruffian123Forever I was going to say the same thing to you about looking at history. The burning of witches for almost an entire millenium is a stain on Christianity which will never wash away. You said yourself, it depends on how the religion is taught, and interpreted. Sadaam Hussein is not an emblematic example of Islam. He was a fanatic. Most of what is practiced by Al-Qaeda is in direct violation of the Qur'aan.
@fablecio Ah, the medieval dark days when the church could not be questioned. Crusades were instigated by the Pope at the time, but they were fought against by Muslims and heretics battles between religions. It's no different today. HOWEVER. That was not done just to go out and kill people; you must understand that. The intent was to recapture Jerusalem, part of the Promised Land, a holy city to us then and today. So that wasn't unprovoked, that was 'an eye for an eye'.
@Arneilla Any person can choose to do good or bad things. But it all traces back to your core values; I'm not trying to convert, but I'm defending my religion of choice. I'm saying that yes, there are fanatics! In every religion; we can't forget Norway, nor can we forget the Twin Towers. But all I ask is that we look back at our own values and determine what i really is that drives us to do this, this, and that.
@gencas437 What was the meaning of your last comment in the post you made previous to mine? 'Our victory in this battle is as inevitable...' Who in the h*ll is 'we' that you're talking about?
I applaud you for being a virgin, because you still have some moral standing. What religion are you, then? Because I believe in love, expression, and marriage as well. I would do the same as you, and I HAVE my penance straight with God.
And back to the point: GAY MARRIAGE IS STILL NOT TRUE MARRIAGE.
@gencas437 Yes they are. But you probably aren't Catholic. Or even Christian, so what would you know about it? All of these things are things that go against God's laws. But the thing that even started this whole entire argument was that ELLEN brought religion into it. She said we can't SPEAK for God and say homosexuality isn't cool. But it says it in the Bible.
And you obviously aren't Christian because you believe God's law is only for us. But you don't understand--it's for everyone.
@gencas437 THIS IS NOT MARRIAGE!
Marriage is God's covenant, a bond between a man and a woman. We were made for marriage, a man and a woman. It is GOD's covenant. HE made the rules! He wrote the Book. There's no gray area, only black and white. But you sodomists, you are the haters. Real intellectuals laugh at you.
Marriage Defined--the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
5:27-5:48
Ellen, I love your humor. But marriage is a holy covenant, between a MAN and WOMAN, a covenant with God and only Him. Gay-ism just doesn't make sense. Both psychologically and physically. It's not right. It defiles the Bible. Gays weep and cry and throw little pity parties to whine over their oh-so-sad lives...and they think that WE think that they're weird!
Just. Don't Defile. The Good Book. Cause that's what you're doing, Ellen.
Jeez what is WITH people debating religions here? I mean I'd get it if the video was actually about religion and explaining their beliefs or whatever but its a STAND UP COMEDY video! I mean what the heck she isn't talking about religion she's making jokes that have to do a little with God. So what? Its funny, and I bet she only says it cuz its funny. So people please stop with the religious debates and take it elsewhere so we can comment on the video content not on our beliefs!
According to whom? Some of the most brilliant scientists this world has ever known have sought out to prove christianity as a fake and wind up finding that there is a divine creator. I really didn't want to have this conversation but I kind of set myself up. I just wanted to put a few things out there that I thought were interesting. I respect your beliefs and everyone else's, but most importantly I respect ellen and her homosexuality!
So I'm assuming you either haven't studied evolution your whole life or you haven't even bothered looking into it. Because many scientists who were once atheist and sought to prove christianity to be fake, discovered that there has to be a designer. For example Charles Darwin and Dr. Wernher Von Braun. I understand, for some it's harder to believe, but that's because you don't want to.
@Ruffian123Forever But it's not as if Christianity is the only religion that advocates love as a major principal. Islam also advocates love. So does Judeaism. You can put it down to fanaticism, but the violence committed in the name of Christ are as much, if not more than, what has been done in the name of Islam.
@AsheeshAnand No, they don't 'all' kill in he name of God. It differs from religion to religion, depending on how the religion is taught and each person interprets it.
Just because these fanatics kill in the name of their God, doesn't make it right. You have to look back at the lessons taught in each religon, to see what's really true.
@Gleekedgal God never stops loving any of us. Not even Ellen. Not you or me. But he does ask we follow him and listen to our morals and while some people believe otherwise, I strongly believe the practice of homosexuality is a choice and in itself, a sin. But like any other sin, we can truly repnt it and God will forgive.
@gencas437 So, you have morals. I still don't know if you're atheist, agnostic, or what?
I don't need forgiveness--I have my standards straight with God. I'd do the same as you--stand up for my beliefs. Apparently, though, we just have very different views of how to express ourselves and where the BOUNDARY falls.
i had to do a debate on gay marriage earlier this year and i wish i had watched this before....my opposers brought up the exact bullsh*t argument about people marrying animals. i mean come ON people; marriage between 2 PEOPLE regardless of their gender is different than between a person and an animal! one does not lead to the other!!!!
so you're saying that the human eye, probably the most complicated part on our entire body, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus for different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection? Seems pretty absurd
you have to understand that inorder to make life u need a man and women. a women and women or man and man wont create life, inorder for this world to continue it has to have balance and im sorry for the people who are gey and are offended about this but its the truth our generation right now wouldent exist if it werent for man AND woman. Try to keep it goin.
LMAO whats goin on here ill tell ya nothing! LMAOOOOOOOOO i almost broke my chair when i fell out of it lawl. her act was funny as sh1t up until she was talking about the Lord. im christian so it was offensive idk if she was mocking him or what but it was to me offensive argue about this if you want frankly i dont care but her skit was hillariouse up untill that part (for me).
you of course should believe what you wish, but i disagree. most holy books tell people to hate homosexuals. if you disagree with the holy books, where are you getting your information? there is no evidence for your claims, other than you think thats just how it should be. think about it.
I don't like that they advertise it either, but think about it: everyone does. Most of the time you guess that someone is gay because of the way they dress or act, right? In the same way you guess that they are straight. Either by their dress/actions or lack of gay-indicating dress/actions.
It's just because California's so big. I mean, it takes up the whole damn coast. There's a lot of room for people to disagree. The Bay area is where the most supporters are. It's like a heaping pile of love. But get up toward Sacramento or down further south, and it's nonexistent. :\
My uncle just pulled that comment on my at Thanksgiving. We were talking about gay marriage (I'm a supporter amongst a family extremely conservative non-supporters) and he said "the next think you know people will be marrying their dogs!" I think I'm going to email him this segment. :D
where do you get your information? certainly not from the bible, is it clearly says gays and many other people are going to hell. if this is simply your personal opinion, that is of course excellent. i just want you to think about it.
Lucky all you people have same sex marriage in your state.
I'm not gay or anything, i just don't living in a state [CA] where
there is extreme hate towards same sex marriage.
I hope one day any one can get married to who ever they want. Even if it's a goat.
I Agree with you.
People say that "oh people are going to marry their sisters." and under age marriage, and dumb things like that. Well that is already against the law. and idk ANYONE that want to marry an animal. Esp. a goat. hahaha.
@Gracie2136 I wasn't saying that he wasn't christian cuz i wouldn't know, i'm just saying that going to a christian church doesn't make someone a christian, cuz i know a crap load of people who go and are sure as hell not.
She isn't making fun of God she's just doing a comedy routine which I find hard to believe anyone could find offensive. Honestly I think God would be glad tht she's seeing the lighter side of life and making ppl laugh.
This show took some time to get on its feet--Ellen looked nervous and scattered. But it hit the middle and it was classic, amazing Ellen. You could see exactly the point she started having fun.
Sir Isaac Newton had claimed that his cosmic system proved beyond doubt the existence of an intelligent, omniscient and omnipotent creator, who was obviously "very well skilled in Mechanics and Geometry."
Yeah don't joke around with those Christians.
They take things Way too serious!
Now that would be making fun of christians and the lord, but she didn't even say anything like that. Get a grip!!!
You brought it up. Don't switch is saying THEY are getting all up on you. They responded to a comment that is so dumb. Obviously one of Jesus' followers can't watch and understand a comedic video :).
im an atheist. there is no evidence for god, and lots for evolution. miscommunication it seems. i was simply telling whoever that i think the bible is not a good source for morality.
wtf is wrong with you people.
Shut up about her sexuality and listen to what she's Saying.
She's well known and well loved for a reason, and being a lesbian has Nothing to do with it.
OMG she is my Idol she is funny.... and an amazing person.....she has so much courage for coming out... in a time when most people didind accept it.... I love you ellen
"A picture of Jesus on the beach with a t-shirt that says 'my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' " :D LMAO, she is just too funny!
People DO marry animals. A 9-year-old girl married a dog. Someone also married a goat. There was a cow and horse in there, somewhere, too. Seriously; Look it up.
The whole belief thing that she said, its in the bible..OK...He left how felt and what he believed in the bible...so thats kinda off for her to say that...
"A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy and look at my face. Nothing happening...might want to check in every once in a while." Love it!!
me and my loving goat.......dont u eat that section i havent read that yet..no dont, oh come here i love u goat......or meeting the parents, this is billy
mom, dad this is billy ! we are in love hah omg i cant stop laughing !!! i can imagine the pictures of the goat and jesus lol love you ellen xxxxxxxxx
@YourLoveLetter Just because someone goes to a christian church does not making him/her a christian. Just saying your point there was invalid.
I'm grateful I live in CT because it's one of the two current states that allow gay marriage. I'm bi but I know if I ever do get married, it would be to a woman.
@ScreamTilUFeelIt And they are not practicing ANYMORE. It's a Catholic rule. You aren't Catholic, so why are we still discussing this?
gay marragie i think it's simpale im gay so lets see im going to marry a guy now if your stright it's also simpal ... don't marry a guy
"Pictures of Jesus on a beach with a t-shirt that says 'My parents created the universe and all I got is this lousy t-shirt'"
ROFL
"Wheredja come up with that little technique? did you make it up?......I thought so, dont do it, ok.." hahaha
I love Ellen
i met GOD!..... what a great day that was!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
but also, if god can't take a light ribbing from Ellen, he has no sense of humor and I feel very sorry for him.
Is it ok to marry a Donkey? just kidding,,,,The Donkey isn't ready for that kind of commitment.... : D :D : D
@MysticalFlyingMonkeyi just want people to know that God saved my life and can do the same for them :)
THAT ONE LADY IN THE AUDIENCE IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. ANYONE ELSE HEAR HER AFTER EVERY JOKE ELLEN SAY.
...I don't want to marry a goat...runny on a beach holding hands with a goat...LOL!!! That is funny...
I don't want to marry a goat either. I want to marry the woman/man I'm in love with. Yay for gay. =]
Oh yeah and ellen is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS I love her cuz she's funny not cuz of her sexual preferences!
Check out her God skit from the 80s. Search Ellen standup on UA-cam it's her first tv appearance
"mighty fine seat'cha got there."
l.o.l.
i think she was quoting Richard Pryor when she said that.
Hmm, how would a goat be in bed? What if the goat liked BDSM? "Billy, you've been a baaaahhhdddd boy."
@advancedplacement1 Im loving God and standing proud of it. Have a great day and God Bless!
Sadly, there are actually people who HAVE married animals. not caused by gay marriage though.
Walked away, came back and first thing I hear is 'oh I love you, you goat'. Very confused.
mighty fine seats ya got there.. buahaha too good! she's just like my aunt. I swear she is.
The captions should really be worked on. I
27 assholes hit the dislike button>.< ellen rox!! i love ellen! [no homo, and no offense]
A lot of energy, a lot of energy, a lot of energy. Look at my face, nothing going on...
Wow that bracelet does look a bit... suspect, here's hoping it's just a fabric band lol
My favorite saying is at 9:55.Jeues on a pony with a cowboy hat. lol that was so funny
im trying to watch 100 ellen vids.
full vid10:10
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Is the fact that God is female symbolic of something, or does it mean anything?
@theaterjunkie89 I would LOVE to meet Ellen! She is so cool! hot in a cute way
She must have really been hit for those religion jokes... they're really good!
lmao "i'm gonna walk away..... AND THAT'S MY ASS!!" i love her she's hilarious
"my parents created the universe and all I got was this lousy tshirt" haha
it kinda does look like it. but
i dont think its the half of handicuff.. :)hm
Mah ass looks FAB-U-LOUS!! Oh My God, i cant breath im laughing so hard!!
picture of jesus with a pony n a cowboy hat!!! lol
"my parents created the universe and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
Don't worry Ellen, you'll end up with someone MUCH hotter than a goat.
whats going on right there? huh? ill tell ya wat NOTHING!!!
XDDDDDD
ah, the noliferargument.
I find people hwo use that online pathetic...
Lucky for Ellen she found Portia... could've ended up with a goat!
I may not agree with her on a lot of things, but she is pretty funny.
"Thats my Assssssssss"
LOVE HER!
Congrats on your Wedding!
XxXxX
The best part is all the way up to 1:20!!!!stop me if i'm, lying!
@katiezillaa No its a women I believe I don't think thats him.
'these ppl scare me..n they think we're weird'
that's so true!
i kinda guessed she would call it billy before she said it :D
@butterfly43215 I'll get the manager. Btw, my name's Rachel ;)
you no whats going on there???
yeh nothing
lmaoooooooooo