Ellen Degeneres Here and Now

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @carolclover1238
    @carolclover1238 10 місяців тому +20

    NO cursing...NO racism....BUT....HILARIOUS.....POINT MADE

  • @johnnabarker8728
    @johnnabarker8728 8 років тому +350

    I enjoy most stand up comedians that are popular today, but it shows real talent when your show isn't centered around how vulgar you can be.

    • @paulybanksalot6860
      @paulybanksalot6860 6 років тому +8

      Johnna Barker I know, Ellen is more playful, which I find edearing.

    • @katie.e.g.
      @katie.e.g. 6 років тому +1

      Exactly.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 11 місяців тому +3

      At the time, talking about being “gay” as she did was VERY TABOO and Controversial.Her coming out cost her her sitcom and sent shockwaves through “ polite society”.

    • @sanfordsherwin1350
      @sanfordsherwin1350 Місяць тому

      @@paulybanksalot6860g rggeff

  • @theoldman7739
    @theoldman7739 7 років тому +1091

    How bout that? No cursing. No racism. She did not once put someone else down and it was still funny. It's a real shame that cannot happen today.

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 6 років тому +11

      The Old Man could argue it's ableist at times but I took it as gallows humour

    • @dabidoe
      @dabidoe 6 років тому +28

      OK well maybe we can get back to that Christian fundamentalism Disney values you crave so much - but hatred and evil are part of the world whether we like it or not - rather than pretend they don’t exist why not let them out in standup comedy?

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 6 років тому +28

      The Old Man She just has her own style. Doesn't make her a better comedian. Just makes her less controversial. I personally like a little controversy with any act, whether it be comedy, music, or any other art form.

    • @annmarietornabene
      @annmarietornabene 6 років тому +5

      It can. It just takes great writing!

    • @LastRenegade
      @LastRenegade 6 років тому +5

      Except she did. The mentally ill.

  • @spenserbower1178
    @spenserbower1178 Рік тому +39

    I remember watching a rerun of this on tv with my mom probably 10+ years ago when I was kid. I remember laughing so hard then and now. One of the best. I hope she does standup again someday.

    • @agonistes06
      @agonistes06 4 місяці тому +1

      it is about time.

    • @TheVictoria106
      @TheVictoria106 Місяць тому +1

      your wish came true!!!! I love her so much. and I really dont think she deserves the hate shes gotten

  • @lilbirdztube3698
    @lilbirdztube3698 6 років тому +133

    Her humor is about things we have all experienced. Maybe we didn't laugh then, but she has us laughing now, and that is wonderful. Sometimes I enjoy raunchy humor, but her lack of vulgarity is so refreshing.

    • @philwest6034
      @philwest6034 Рік тому +9

      That is what all the greats, IMO, have the ability to do is take everyday situations that we ALL experience and make them funny - Brian Regan, Seinfeld, Norm Macdonald, Sebastian Maniscalco and of course Ellen

    • @charlottechasteen494
      @charlottechasteen494 9 місяців тому

      Q​@@philwest6034

    • @KimDunselo
      @KimDunselo 9 місяців тому +1

      You'll be surprised that lack of vulgarity has a lot more to offer backstage

  • @Vicky-hc4su
    @Vicky-hc4su 9 років тому +1397

    Non-offensive jokes can be funny too! This is the proof!

    • @urrumurru
      @urrumurru 8 років тому +4

      zambis

    • @hichamloukhaila9430
      @hichamloukhaila9430 7 років тому +4

      so true !!!

    • @aliisakalma8245
      @aliisakalma8245 7 років тому +20

      you're right but she's one of the least funny people i know. this is the type of comedy that you just think man wasn't seinfield enough

    • @blondieb4bc
      @blondieb4bc 7 років тому +28

      Aliisa Sadghost your a douche

    • @firstname2424
      @firstname2424 7 років тому +28

      This is so theraupatic . No racial slurs.. no disrespect for caste, Creed, color or religion.. and still so relatable, yes, still so relatable...

  • @mexicanboy1618
    @mexicanboy1618 9 років тому +858

    She was close
    "I believe one day sitcoms will be 30 seconds long"
    *Cough cough* Vines *cough cough*

    • @1726nana
      @1726nana 9 років тому +4

      Lmfao!

    • @rich4363
      @rich4363 7 років тому +35

      lol vines didnt work, so they shut it down. turns out people prefer more than 6 seconds of content.

    • @erljencalinawan9706
      @erljencalinawan9706 7 років тому +3

      The magic of time

    • @polinazagryadskaya6905
      @polinazagryadskaya6905 6 років тому +2

      Cough cough "Bref" cough cough

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 5 років тому +3

      @@rich4363 But people love vines. Honestly they're perfect for my generation.

  • @valoriebracken6904
    @valoriebracken6904 Рік тому +79

    She needs to do another stand up in 2023 I miss her comedy

    • @mariedewitt5033
      @mariedewitt5033 6 місяців тому +1

      No,she really doesn't

    • @potocatepetl
      @potocatepetl 5 місяців тому +1

      oooh, I doubt she'll sell a lot of tickets...

    • @chcarroll5164
      @chcarroll5164 4 місяці тому +1

      When was this originally performed?

    • @potocatepetl
      @potocatepetl 4 місяці тому

      @@chcarroll5164 around 2003

    • @talebsl4635
      @talebsl4635 3 місяці тому +2

      She is doing her last stand up now! She did one in Charlotte and it was full

  • @augustusstark
    @augustusstark Рік тому +35

    Decades ago she said that someday Sitcoms will be 30 second long...now we have Tiktok, Shorts and Reel

  • @surbhibhattar
    @surbhibhattar 3 роки тому +142

    What a brilliantly written and performed stand up. I have watched it umpteenth time and it still makes me laugh. Irrespective of all the flak Ellen has got over the last year, she is one of the funniest person alive. Love from India.

    • @paulinemuthena6545
      @paulinemuthena6545 Рік тому +2

      She is so much prettier now than then.Her dress code was so dowdy and homely.Her hair was horrible there.lol.She had on no makeup.Now she is smartly dressed, great hairdo, fantastic makeup that she looks like a different person and so much younger.

    • @jessebolton7442
      @jessebolton7442 Рік тому +6

      It so good! I’ve watched it many times and laugh so hard every time. 😂

    • @samanthagreen5535
      @samanthagreen5535 Рік тому +3

      😂me to and it's still make me laugh

    • @rhondabosserman3984
      @rhondabosserman3984 Рік тому

      I just love her, she brought gay/lesbian family to public television. Her stand up is truth telling at it's best. She's got a very beautiful soul, and her aura is shinning super bright. Her & her wife Porscha really need to have children, she will be a GREAT TIME MOMMY. Adopt a few ( 1 or 2 ) kiddos.. AND finally start a family 😮😢❤.
      They have so much love, AND I sure hope that BABY will be loved so far from good..SO IM yes please Daddy... I NEED you GOOD BABY BROTHER, no worries my SECRETS HAVE all left my lips..❤ NOT keeping 1 of them.

  • @krazybrothersinc.8609
    @krazybrothersinc.8609 8 років тому +922

    I hear Dory, but I see Princess Diana

  • @AleJorgeThomas
    @AleJorgeThomas 8 років тому +251

    I LOVE her. I love her sense of humor and how good she makes me feel about life in general.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 років тому +4

      +Alejandra Jorge-Thomas That's so great to hear. :D

    • @DeejayRach0
      @DeejayRach0 8 років тому +1

      hahaha

    • @kendallheller5464
      @kendallheller5464 7 років тому

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas just h

    • @mrcrackdonald_1
      @mrcrackdonald_1 6 років тому

      why are you calling owen wilson a her

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 6 років тому

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas
      Way to go Ellen!!👏
      😼We love her too!
      Her witty humor and relatable topics. This show was back in 2003. Her jokes are so true and 😆😆funny! She's still got her own show, *ellen* she produces it, and clothing line, clothes she helped inspire and create. I'm seeing this in November 2018..Yesterday was Veteran's Day. Thanksgiving is next Thursday.

  • @juancpgo
    @juancpgo 9 років тому +60

    First 40 minutes: hilarious. From 40 min on: FUCKING MIND BLOWING HILARIOUS. She's one of the funniest people on earth.

    • @JFmK-sh5nh
      @JFmK-sh5nh 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I remember this being really funny when it aired. It's her best.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

      My condolences, Juan.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 2 роки тому +27

    Love how she goes from topic to topic. It’s really fascinating the way her mind works….

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource Рік тому +51

    She is the female Seinfeld! Mixed in with a little Mark Twain. Brilliant observational comedy and genius how she pulled it all together into a full circle at the end.
    No vulgarity, no swearing, no sex talk, no bad-mouthing or ridiculing any group, no bantering with the audience to kill time. Solid writing and incredible memorization skills that made it look like she was just having a conversation with you. She should do more of these, especially since her show is off the air now.

    • @audreymai2773
      @audreymai2773 Рік тому +2

      Well, people kinda don't like her now, so there's that.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Рік тому +5

      Yeah, she is somewhat like Twain.

    • @lationixclips3336
      @lationixclips3336 Рік тому

      She is a he and part of the peado ring that runs the world, wake up

    • @fareshajjar1208
      @fareshajjar1208 Рік тому +2

      She is one of the meanest, most uncaring, and vile people ever. Hurt dozens of people who worked for her even to the point of forbidding any one of her many employees to look at her in the studio.

    • @vampyre4me
      @vampyre4me Рік тому +4

      @@fareshajjar1208 I used to love Ellen DeGeneres SO much! Even now, when I think about her, I remember her like this, in her early years, when she was so sweet and vulnerable and funny - which was why so many of us adored her. Then I wonder, what happened? I think that perhaps all the venom that we have witnessed from the "later Ellen" may have been the result of a really sensitive soul that was exposed too much to the ugliness of fame, fortune, and Hollywood. She isn't America's sweetheart anymore, but I like to remember her this way, when she was. And I hope a day will come when she finds healing of her soul, and returns to being who I believe was her true self.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 років тому +1721

    I'm watching this instead of going to sleep.

  • @angelas1401
    @angelas1401 10 років тому +207

    Personally, I find Ellen to be not only funny, but brilliant and creative (not to mention heartful and REAL). She is the most imaginative comedian I have ever heard. She sheds light on things from a uniquely intriguing perspective. And what I love is that she actually SAYS SOMETHING with her jokes, so while funny, they are also meaningful and help.

    • @pulciee
      @pulciee 7 років тому +6

      Angela S
      You don't watch enough comedy

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 років тому +3

      Angela S I thought the exact same thing! Her sitcom is also full of thoughtful messages. A natural well-round comedian like her is hard to come by.

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 років тому +4

      Badseacookie how do you know how much comedy another person has watched? Oh I see, you just assume that you have watched comedy more than anyone else. Impressive.

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 6 років тому +1

      @@pulciee I know lol. She talks about the most basic stuff and it's like she's the Tesla of comedy.

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic 4 роки тому +1

      Badseacookie no no no that’s not what Angela said. Angela said that Ellen is funny alongside being brilliant and creative. She’s also really honest and has a huge heart of gold.

  • @grayelizabeth6458
    @grayelizabeth6458 7 років тому +1210

    Is anyone else procrastinating by watching this? 🙋

    • @r3dleh107
      @r3dleh107 6 років тому +24

      procrastinating sleep

    • @2eleven48
      @2eleven48 6 років тому +2

      Gray Elizabeth....procrastinating: "delay or postpone action; put off doing something." You're holding back to decide whether you like the show or not, is that right? Well, sweetie, shit or get off the pot.

    • @amyallen69
      @amyallen69 6 років тому +5

      I just had to call in to work for being late!!!!!

    • @presgaming6814
      @presgaming6814 6 років тому +1

      Gray Elizabeth yup

    • @Aprillfools
      @Aprillfools 6 років тому +5

      @@2eleven48 she's probably procrastinating on something else and watching this instead...that's what i'm doing

  • @Snail_Nailz
    @Snail_Nailz 3 роки тому +6

    THIS is my favorite special of all time- I bought the DVD after watching it when it premiered & watch it ALL THE TIME

  • @madisonsparks8393
    @madisonsparks8393 Рік тому +19

    My family has been quoting this for 20 years and it still makes me laugh so hard every time I watch it

  • @heartstopper88
    @heartstopper88 8 років тому +245

    This special never gets old. Wenever i need a good laugh i watch this :)

  • @flovilanna
    @flovilanna 9 років тому +69

    20:18 "" You're having a pleasant conversation with what YOU think is a good friend, you hear the click, they tell you to hold on. You're confident they're gonna come back to you. And then they come back and they say "I've gotta take this other call". You know what that means? They just said to the other person "Let me get rid of this other call". That's what YOU just became. ""
    That one hurt.....

  • @robinwilson2491
    @robinwilson2491 8 років тому +124

    Procrastinate now, don't put it off!

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 6 років тому +1

      Amazing. I was reading this at the exact time she was saying it.

    • @therockgodabides
      @therockgodabides 6 років тому +1

      Sorry, I started to reply, but it’s been a week and I’m just now hitting enter.

  • @larap.1850
    @larap.1850 5 місяців тому +1

    As a chronic procrastinator I really appreciated the message at the end. That's exactly what I did. Instead of working I made my bed, took a shower, went for a walk, made a healthy breakfast of avocado toast and in the hour it took to do all that I listened to the show. And the friend who sent me this link, she loves me and knows me well. Thank you, Daisy. ❤ But now I'm ready to open my computer and get to bidness.

  • @dillzah134
    @dillzah134 3 роки тому +22

    I often fall asleep watching this and not because it’s boring. The people with anxiety will understand this comment. It’s comforting to fall asleep to 😂

    • @ciarawest8163
      @ciarawest8163 3 роки тому +5

      So do I!!!! For the same reasons! 😅

    • @paperchasindude6578
      @paperchasindude6578 3 роки тому +5

      Frl? I do the same thing. I have anxiety can't get good 8 hr sleep, and i just listen to this every night.

    • @francesloosemore2177
      @francesloosemore2177 10 місяців тому +1

      Me too...2024!

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 8 років тому +85

    Whenever I'm a bit blue I find Ellen. Whether watching excerpts from her show or her stand up, she always makes me laugh and feel better thank you Ellen.

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 8 років тому +8

      Same...and her sitcom from the 90s helps me when I'm feeling blue too. Thanks Ellen 😘

    • @sristiganguly4858
      @sristiganguly4858 7 років тому +5

      Haha I just finished watching all the episodes of her sitcom yesterday :)

    • @davidwebb3281
      @davidwebb3281 7 років тому +3

      Deemaree Dubois yeah me too! She's spot on..

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 11 місяців тому

      Watching in 2023, I’m still laughing. Classic. My nieces were with me this week and one said, “ Funny lady- who is she?!” I said ,”YOU know her, don’t you?” My other niece smirked “ Duh- it’s Princess Diana,!”so smug about it, I didn’t correct her.🤣🤣🤣

  • @catarinabakker8405
    @catarinabakker8405 6 років тому +547

    She was ahead of her time shit I love Ellen

    • @bootybuttcheeks
      @bootybuttcheeks 6 років тому

      Catarina Bakker We have the same name!

    • @simonebutler7123
      @simonebutler7123 6 років тому +4

      Catarina Bakker very. her original sitcom I watched faithfully. creative.

    • @pamelavl2523
      @pamelavl2523 6 років тому +3

      Catarina Bakker its not ahead of her time, she's actually like comedians used to be.

    • @pbf646
      @pbf646 6 років тому

      Catarina Bakker hey pretty girl

    • @reynolperez8883
      @reynolperez8883 6 років тому

      jail

  • @sillau9
    @sillau9 7 років тому +68

    I watch this many times,and I always cry of laughter,especially since its all daily relatable things we go thru. (plus Ellen brings a positive joyous energy about her)

  • @kalyngriffin1518
    @kalyngriffin1518 3 роки тому +28

    Damn, I had no idea Ellen was this funny in stand up. Not only funny for the whole family, but also funny for anyone sitting on their phone at 1 in the morning...

    • @kryslife
      @kryslife 2 роки тому

      It is me, I am anyone

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 7 місяців тому

      Not it being 1am as i read this comment 😂

  • @olejdi2092
    @olejdi2092 4 роки тому +7

    I laughed with tears at that part with imitated running after the fall and glass windows. I never laughed that much on any other stand up. Omg, Im so thankful. Laughing your guts out, this true, honest, unstoppable laughter, man, thats rare and so out of ordinary that it almost seems magical.

  • @dustywelsh1825
    @dustywelsh1825 10 років тому +21

    I must totally disagree with you. I am not gay and i love her. She is my favorite person of all time. She is genuine, caring for others. You should watch her show she is always helping people. She ROCKS!

  • @solidasarock242
    @solidasarock242 10 років тому +271

    Ellen is sooo funny! However the most beautiful thing about her is her HEART!!I just love love love her!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ibtissamfaraj9897
      @ibtissamfaraj9897 9 років тому +3

      😌it is true

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 9 років тому +2

      +have faith Yes when you nhave God in your life you see the beauty in people! More of us should be like her! God Bless you!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 9 років тому +4

      +lisa brown What does God have to do with this... He is against homosexuality... Go away with your patronizing god superiority complex.

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 9 років тому +1

      May God Bless You!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 9 років тому +1

      A child under 5 dies every 2 seconds of malnutrition on the planet. Ellen show lasts one hour, so thats 1800 kids during that show alone. Does god bless them also?

  • @EliyaJ16
    @EliyaJ16 9 років тому +1162

    I love that she doesn't go for the cheap, typical sex and swear jokes. She's so much funnier.

    • @glaba24
      @glaba24 9 років тому +7

      +Shari Jovani Watch Brian Regan if you want more of that.

    • @momma2bubbas
      @momma2bubbas 8 років тому

      +Shari Jovani totally.

    • @sa3.6sa98
      @sa3.6sa98 8 років тому +1

      I agree

    • @laylaloosh3682
      @laylaloosh3682 8 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @89phillipsj
      @89phillipsj 8 років тому +17

      +Shari Jovani absolutey. Making Adults laugh and keeping it clean is the best type of comedy!

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 2 роки тому +43

    19 years later…..still hysterically funny

  • @Bushdid119
    @Bushdid119 6 років тому +13

    I have so much to be thankful to Ellen for. Not only is she so hilarious and makes me bust a gut, but my sister who passed away 8 years in 2018 introduced me to Ellen's stand up. Thank you for so many great many memories and laughs Ellen ❤️❤️❤️

    • @melissayager883
      @melissayager883 Рік тому

      oh m goodness i and my identical sister BOTH AGRREED with what u just saidd Seriously, she died, unexpentically died this past August 2nd. I willk always fremember man y mq ny gears ago, We Loverd this Ellen omedy!!!!!!!

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican 9 років тому +48

    She is just so funny. She needs to do more standup!

  • @KyanneSummer
    @KyanneSummer 8 років тому +51

    shes got class...and i love her

  • @MsInvisibleguy
    @MsInvisibleguy 8 років тому +75

    One of the most relatable stand up on the web and one where the backbone isn't filled with cursing and sex jokes. Hard to find nowadays.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      Relatable as in cancel culture gutted actual comedy. This is painfully unfunny

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 3 роки тому

      @@vieyel9031 You realize when this was filmed, and now, comedians have done usual comedy? Comedy has never changed, only the styles.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      @@thesimslover82884 lol your last name means sheep in french

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 3 роки тому

      @@vieyel9031 Yep, and it's also the name for the ''blade holder'' mechanism of a guillotine.

  • @jocelynadhami
    @jocelynadhami 6 років тому +7

    So talented! I love how her stories just keep going. You can never predict her.

  • @Spacey_casia_
    @Spacey_casia_ 9 місяців тому +1

    My mom showed me this probably about a decade ago and I'm so glad I've found it again. I hope I laugh watching this now as hard as I did back then 😭❤️

  • @somebody200090210
    @somebody200090210 8 років тому +139

    She is, in a word, awesome. Simply awesome.

  • @abigailllllllllll
    @abigailllllllllll 7 років тому +10

    I've probably watched this stand up at least 30 times. At one point in time I would watch it every day for a couple weeks. Never stops being funny. No one will ever be as pure as Ellen Degenres ❤️

  • @JohnLansner
    @JohnLansner 9 років тому +78

    Outstanding, intelligent, relevant and universal humor. Laughed and smiled again and again. Focusing on our common tendency to move away from being present, here and now :-)

  • @daisybelle2336
    @daisybelle2336 2 роки тому +5

    I am SO glad I was reminded to find this, again! It is STILL just as funny as I remembered and surprisingly relevant, even though it was filmed in 2003. The beauty in this special and The Beginning are how absolutely relevant the relatability is in her comedy. People love to laugh at themselves, at the end of the day.
    I will never forget being a young teen and watching it on HBO, it was around midnight and my Dad was sleeping on the couch, behind me. I had tried as hard I could to not bust out laughing and wake him, but failed numerous times-ESPECIALLY during the "embarrassment" segments. "That's Not Nancy", tripping and, "Pain really takes a backseat to embarrassment" - such GOLD! 😂
    I laughed hard enough that my Dad remembers exactly what night I'm talking about.
    I absolutely love this special so much. Now to watch, "The Beginning" again.

  • @ginaessner6336
    @ginaessner6336 3 роки тому +8

    Oh holy hell....this is so freakin funny...I saw it on HBO today and every thing she said, every topic, I was freaking, "been there, done that". OMG....I LOVE HER!!!!!

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 8 років тому +17

    I can watch this over and over. And in fact have seen this one stand up show at least 10 times on youtube. Always makes me feel happy. You can't be in a bad mood after watching this

  • @mayaschmidt8349
    @mayaschmidt8349 9 років тому +91

    Shows you can be an excellent comedian without making people feel bad.

    • @germ52ful
      @germ52ful 5 років тому +4

      People need to stop being such big babies.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      Political correctness and cancel culture has destroyed comedy. this special is really old and is still just as terrible and unfunny today in 2021!

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 3 роки тому

      Ellen compensates for this, by being an all-around shit person in real life.

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 3 роки тому +2

      @@vieyel9031 That's your opinion, not every person on Earth would agree.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      @@thesimslover82884 theres a reason comedians are calling this out - because its ruining comedy

  • @rosamariaaldana
    @rosamariaaldana 8 років тому +20

    She's one of those people that I consider it awesome that she was ever born!

  • @moonchild-ws4oi
    @moonchild-ws4oi 6 років тому +4

    I watched her new one and had to come back and rewatch the oldies. Love her absolutely love her. 15 years later and she's still got it.

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat 7 років тому +69

    I was shocked by how good this was! Her impressions, making insecurities come to life as characters, the mini scenes she acted were amazing---and her memorization skills were awesome. I really had no idea what a great performer she is, I thought she just showed funny kid-friendly videos and danced with celebrities. I have a new found respect for her talent.

  • @Dhriti32
    @Dhriti32 8 років тому +49

    god i love her so much. no other comedian i have seen that can make me organically laugh and smile so much as she. she da best.

  • @anna10116
    @anna10116 9 років тому +20

    "All we have is here and now, and that's why procrastination feels so right."

  • @connied2720
    @connied2720 3 роки тому +11

    She’s incredibly intelligent, smart, clean and very hilarious jokes I couldn’t stop laughing from beginning to end and her facial expressions are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you so much Ellen. You made my day👏👏👏👏

  • @TimJohnson-t4f
    @TimJohnson-t4f Рік тому +17

    Yes, clean comedy is possible, appreciated, and leaves audience feeling clean and refreshed! More of this PLEASE!!!!!

    • @davidm.schreckii1426
      @davidm.schreckii1426 Рік тому

      HI

    • @endrankluvsda4loko172
      @endrankluvsda4loko172 Рік тому

      Clean? Not even 3 minutes in and she's laughing about how "we're all gay". Can't get more vile and satanic than that.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 Рік тому

      @@endrankluvsda4loko172 Lmao. Being gay is more vile than, say, murder?

  • @nusratfariha3282
    @nusratfariha3282 9 років тому +180

    She's getting prettier every year :) I hope you have a looooooong life Ellen,,,'cause world needs people like you....and me ;)

    • @bushraduti6780
      @bushraduti6780 9 років тому +1

      নুসরাত ফারিহাBngla name :) (y)

    • @danaelona4081
      @danaelona4081 7 років тому +1

      Nooo google :Ellen with no makeup

    • @oopsiedaisy6096
      @oopsiedaisy6096 6 років тому

      নুসরাত ফারিহা hey....are you Bangladeshi?? I see you everywhere.....literally every sitcom video!

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic 6 років тому

      নুসরাত ফারিহা Agreed!

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 років тому

      Dana Elona still pretty. Blue eyes shining with joy and kindness and a kind, playful, and child like personality.
      If you think beauty is skin deep, you are brainwashed by fashion industry, which is filled with pea-brain anorexic people. That kind of beauty loses its charm once you spend time with the peson for half an hour.

  • @callen7258
    @callen7258 8 років тому +222

    Lol that lady who's laughing so hard the whole time

    • @claudiaslavova3129
      @claudiaslavova3129 8 років тому +2

      Attention?

    • @ScarVII
      @ScarVII 8 років тому +26

      She is sure having the time of her life lol

    • @nikhilsukumar23
      @nikhilsukumar23 8 років тому +9

      Chloe Allen yeah who is she??? We need to find and pay her for our own stand ups!

    • @strewf
      @strewf 7 років тому

      Nikhil Sukumar She's the Pinky Toe.

    • @brandihamilton272
      @brandihamilton272 6 років тому

      That's Gillian Anderson (I'm pretty sure). :)

  • @mashtali1
    @mashtali1 8 років тому +20

    Ellen is natural comedian and very pleasant to watch.

  • @jacobandersen6075
    @jacobandersen6075 5 років тому +5

    I love how even though I don’t agree with a large majority of Ellen’s views, I truly love her and am grateful for her. She always has me laughing. She’s genuine, caring, and her comedy is so clean!!! It’s so fresh to listen to clean comedy. She’s amazing.

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict 4 роки тому +20

    17 years later, and I still think of this special whenever I'm at the movies.

    • @curtrice6060
      @curtrice6060 Рік тому

      Wow , it wasn’t 10 years ago ? It was 17 ?😮

    • @ebbderelict
      @ebbderelict Рік тому +1

      @@curtrice6060 20 now 😄

  • @andreanovoapinto4103
    @andreanovoapinto4103 8 років тому +47

    I love how Ellen, from such trivial things, shows her point of view .

  • @DeepinderSingh73
    @DeepinderSingh73 9 років тому +27

    Not only was this funny. It also made a lot of sense. Thanks Ms. Degeneres.

  • @King-eg8qn
    @King-eg8qn 8 років тому +190

    To whoever uploaded this. Thank you so much. This was the funniest thing ever!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 років тому +7

      +Kevin Martinez Your welcome :D

    • @brandell4638
      @brandell4638 6 років тому

      Yet no copyright strike? Hmm....

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      If this is so funny I think your heart would explode if you heard someone that can actually write good material

    • @King-eg8qn
      @King-eg8qn 3 роки тому

      @@vieyel9031 shadeeee 💀

    • @yousfiabdelali
      @yousfiabdelali 2 роки тому +1

      My gay icon. Kevin Martinez aka King

  • @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn
    @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn Рік тому +5

    I had this on dvd YEARS ago then lost it!! It’s Funny…, it’s STILL funny !! Love her sense of humor & humanity!!

  • @Tyurru360
    @Tyurru360 7 років тому +80

    I can't decide if she's funny, or just incredibly likeable - either way I was smiling the whole time :)

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому +1

      Are you still just as star struck and can see no wrong in her now that she’s been cancelled by the very woke cancel culture she has promoted and partaken in?

    • @Tyurru360
      @Tyurru360 3 роки тому +3

      @@vieyel9031 Oh now that all the shit about her mistreating her staff and being a horrible person behind the scenes came out I can never see her in the same way again 🙅‍♂️

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 роки тому

      @@Tyurru360 i think you'd be surprised by just how many of these woke cancel culture celebrity types are really terrible ppl. to be fair tho i've only heard the bad news coverage about ellen so i haven't quite got the whole picture yet, i never was a fan of hers so kinda irrelevant for the most part..

    • @ryanc5572
      @ryanc5572 3 роки тому +2

      @@vieyel9031 Power and money does that to people. I don't think she was like that when she did this show, honestly. It's heartbreaking knowing how she's changed

    • @slowfuse
      @slowfuse 3 роки тому

      “It's one thing to make people laugh, it's another to make people smile”- Norm Macdonald

  • @juliemeibaum2476
    @juliemeibaum2476 9 років тому +43

    9:45 "I was shampooing for a good half hour, and I never got that happy."

  • @sharontarantino8272
    @sharontarantino8272 8 років тому +301

    i have had a horrible 2 weeks, so bad, I am so happy i looked this up.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 років тому +3

      +Sharon Tarantino So glad you liked. :D

    • @hughjarms4510
      @hughjarms4510 8 років тому +7

      yeah,ellen always makes me laugh. everyone can connect with her. i am a huge bodybuilder dude and even i love Ellen and connect with her style of comedy. she dose comedy for everyone.

    • @bonnienash8585
      @bonnienash8585 8 років тому +4

      I hope your now having a better time 🙂

    • @nirvanakamala2809
      @nirvanakamala2809 8 років тому +6

      I don't know when you commented this (I'm on my phone) but I hope you're feeling better now

    • @jjayguy23
      @jjayguy23 8 років тому +13

      Ellen has a gift.

  • @jamietingey7498
    @jamietingey7498 Рік тому +9

    The bangs!!! Toilet paper claw, pickle claw!! Both jokes still go through my mind all these years later and I still crack up to myself

  • @daultonlitteral3143
    @daultonlitteral3143 2 роки тому +6

    Had tears in my eyes during the that's not Nancy part lmao

  • @nattcattt
    @nattcattt 9 років тому +140

    Ellen and Wanda are the two female comedians that just get me rolling. No other woman can do that for me haha

    • @Jenbrinkerjackson
      @Jenbrinkerjackson 9 років тому +12

      +Nat Cat Wanda with the story of the mouse on fire. epic.

    • @nattcattt
      @nattcattt 9 років тому +1

      Jennifer Jackson Yes!!! oh my god

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 7 років тому +2

      Wanda Sykes? I used to love her until yesterday I tried watching a full standup show of hers... about halfway through I got tired of the swearing and ranting. She tends to belabour a point w-a-a-a-a-a-y past where it's not funny any more.

    • @michelenunyabiz7776
      @michelenunyabiz7776 7 років тому +1

      Nat Cat I love Tig Nataro also!!

    • @robertpresley1503
      @robertpresley1503 7 років тому +2

      have you seen Kathleen Madigan?

  • @bluedancelilly
    @bluedancelilly 7 років тому +13

    Funny she spoke of the history of phones when this was recorded long before smart phones. Right now I'm watching this on my phone.

  • @shade731
    @shade731 9 років тому +39

    The only person I know besides Mr bean that can make people laugh without making fun of someone.

  • @leahkristine
    @leahkristine 6 років тому +5

    I saw this stand up for the first time about 10 years ago now and to this day every time I use a public restroom I think of the toilet paper joke 😂😂

  • @cynthiasims5417
    @cynthiasims5417 7 років тому +16

    What a joy to have a clean comic. Love her.

  • @rebecarus7261
    @rebecarus7261 10 років тому +15

    it's the first comedian i fall in love with!!! she is amazing, funny and inspiring... a role model for sure :)

  • @rickalvarado3543
    @rickalvarado3543 8 років тому +260

    Is like watching Dory doing a stand up :D

    • @toad7371
      @toad7371 8 років тому +15

      that's all I could think of while I watched this xD

    • @MegaLESM
      @MegaLESM 7 років тому

      I don't speak English very well, but the other day I was watching 'Fnding Nemo' and I totally recognized her... but I wasn't sure until I read your comments ( I mean, It's not like I googled it or anything at the time)

  • @MegTheGreat82
    @MegTheGreat82 4 роки тому +6

    Best female stand-up comedian💜💚. Such innocent jokes but absolutely hilarious.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 Рік тому +16

    She talks about things all of us have in common. Doesn’t matter what age or gender you are. That’s her appeal….

  • @NosVideo123
    @NosVideo123 9 років тому +600

    13 years later and she's still as funny

    • @soultrustrecords9961
      @soultrustrecords9961 7 років тому +5

      Way more than 13 years

    • @kthemillionaire
      @kthemillionaire 7 років тому +1

      JustUs funnier ‼️❤️

    • @est9949
      @est9949 6 років тому +5

      JustUs I'm laughing so hard lol Imagine she was talking about technology and still made it so timeless.

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 6 років тому +3

      JustUs
      I'm watching in November 2018. Ellen is so honest and fumny!😆

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 6 років тому +2

      L Clarke
      oh! you're just being mean...

  • @HStanzi
    @HStanzi 9 років тому +17

    she*s got the best timing in the world-) What a treat to watch her entertaining in the deepest sense of the word for an hour with such a flow, with so many nuances and such a lightness... I admire her body of work.
    Thank you Ellen! Awesome. I*ve been watching this special many times over the last years and I experience it as fresh and smart and witty as the first time. GREAT Comedian, wow!

  • @vassia.pi.billie
    @vassia.pi.billie 8 років тому +72

    I was laughing so f*cking HARD that my mum came in and asked me if it's time to go to the psychologist... GOD ELLEN THANKS FOR THAT HUNDREDS OF ABS I MADE.

  • @sonoye1
    @sonoye1 Рік тому +9

    She's a brilliant comedian❤

  • @brittish1587
    @brittish1587 9 місяців тому +1

    You are definitely my hero, i procrastinate professionaly and will never forget my hip hop past as a white girl 😂❣️ much love my friend

  • @NB_703
    @NB_703 7 років тому +7

    What I love most about this is how it comes full circle. Watched this years ago... and its still amazing.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

      You may want to see a Dr about your signs of dementia. Godspeed 💞

  • @amayaizzy1514
    @amayaizzy1514 9 років тому +90

    she makes toilet paper entertaining

  • @wangtess9778
    @wangtess9778 9 років тому +121

    awesome!!!!
    joke without F or dirty word ,i love her!!!!!

    • @natolurker
      @natolurker 9 років тому +1

      She said a few cuss words...

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 7 років тому

      God, you're boring.

    • @natanaelrodriguez3953
      @natanaelrodriguez3953 6 років тому +1

      Menina Milenia No you are.

    • @kendallwebster4676
      @kendallwebster4676 6 років тому

      Jesus I just want toilet paper what's funny is I ran out of toilet paper and Jesus creep me out

    • @sepl0498
      @sepl0498 6 років тому

      Fortnite

  • @butterhead236
    @butterhead236 Рік тому +4

    I watched this years ago with my brother around the time it first came out. we referenced the toilet paper claw and pickle claw for months afterward. and still, to this day, we'll still ask each other randomly "can you help me find my eye?"

  • @brandonvescovo1735
    @brandonvescovo1735 9 місяців тому +1

    "Open here', is that sarcasm?"
    Such a fantastic line, and I'm juuuussssstttt old enough to remember how hard it was to open a CD

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 7 років тому +14

    She has the most exquisitely lovely complexion - not just peaches and cream, but cherries and cream!
    (Admiring her beautiful complexion is enhanced by hearing her clean jokes. I just love watching her.)

  • @Christina_320
    @Christina_320 7 років тому +26

    Ellen is confident, classy, giving, funny and non offensive! 😀👍

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

      Your truly low standards for comedy leave me awestruck.🥰

  • @EBill23
    @EBill23 8 років тому +58

    I needed this today!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  8 років тому +8

      I'm so glad Ellen brought some happiness into your day. :D

  • @colemacedo-phillips5768
    @colemacedo-phillips5768 9 місяців тому +1

    Always been my favourite comedian! It is truly wonderful to listen to Ellen as she is very talented. Pure raw talent without dropping f bombs.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 6 років тому +2

    I can watch this over and over and over again........ and have! Always puts me in a good mood!

  • @Dandalf_the_Fly
    @Dandalf_the_Fly 9 років тому +315

    she totally predicted vine

    • @dola6354
      @dola6354 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Wallace oh shit

    • @ForestSakan
      @ForestSakan 7 років тому +3

      Daniel Wallace yeah pedicted to most stupi thing ever created.. Who would have thought being stupid would be an actual way to make money...

  • @josephmaxxwell
    @josephmaxxwell 7 років тому +88

    Watching this to help flush Amy Schumer's Netflix special out of my head

    • @lizpena8813
      @lizpena8813 7 років тому +5

      Joseph Brennecke omg me too

    • @christiandupuis3261
      @christiandupuis3261 7 років тому +7

      This should be on Netflix

    • @briel7904
      @briel7904 7 років тому +1

      Same here!

    • @vii5221
      @vii5221 6 років тому

      me too!!!

    • @iamwhatieat9639
      @iamwhatieat9639 5 років тому

      Christian Dupuis I think she did a Netflix special recently. I might be wrong.

  • @jetw9522
    @jetw9522 7 років тому +6

    She's always so witty and hilarious! Love her so much!!!

  • @robertasliutas2903
    @robertasliutas2903 Рік тому +2

    This is absolutely fantastic 👏🏼
    And am I alone surprised by her rapping?😮😁

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 Рік тому +5

    I like that she can be really funny and tell stories with humor but and yet not use bad words that shows true Talent

  • @jennawhite5466
    @jennawhite5466 7 років тому +12

    Love this woman to pieces! Her ability to be true to herself so early in her career shows a type of strength that you cannot build; you just have it.

  • @Mia.pjm13
    @Mia.pjm13 7 років тому +11

    I can't describe ellen she is amazing .. But can we appreciate how beautiful she is ! Sooo cute , she's got a pure soul and innocent eyes .. Gooosh i love her so much hhhhh i definetly can watch her all day long for ever ❤❤❤

  • @genesisgarcia8116
    @genesisgarcia8116 9 років тому +43

    She's way funnier than any other comedian I've seen. She's so relatable. 😂 The rolling down the window part was too funny 😂😂👏

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому +1

      That's the saddest thing I've seen in s long time, and I watch a lot of true crime.

    • @user-dw6xm4io1u
      @user-dw6xm4io1u Рік тому +1

      @@jessickalush3305 ikr. xD

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Рік тому

      @@user-dw6xm4io1u ❤️

    • @FlyBabies123
      @FlyBabies123 11 місяців тому

      🎉😂😂😮😂😮5😂😮 5😢😊🎉😂😮😮😂😮99😂🎉95😢🎉

    • @FlyBabies123
      @FlyBabies123 11 місяців тому

      ❤🎉 you😮😂🎉😂😅67😮😊😮🎉😊😊😅😮😢😮😂😊