Hmmm... wtf...
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- I jumped for the beef.
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2:52 The glasses the villager is wearing are reading glasses. They are for people who have trouble seeing things directly in front of them. You wear them low so you can look down to read and look up to see normally.
pretty sure you mean far sight
@@alazarbisrat1978 no, you aren't reading something on the other side of the room, you are reading something close, so they are for near sight.
@@alazarbisrat1978I don't think he is talking about near sightedness
@@SimonSaysDeath i think they took near-sight as a person instead of the action. ill edit my message to be clearer.
To resolve the confusion in the replies here: They are glasses designed for a far-sighted person to help them see near-sight.
So, they are for near-sight in the sense that they provide near-sight, but they are also for far-sight in the sense they are designed to fix it. It depends on which aspect you mean by "for".
Edit: The original comment was edited to remove the term "near-sight" in reference to the glasses, but know that it used to be there for context.
5:40 the game is called 'people playground' for those wondering.
pretty fun game to experiment with dummies
I love the game dude
Is very relaxing.
Specially the sounds and screams
100% achievements and over 300 hours
i love that game.
i am addicted to it
@@MauricioLSB the scream mod is essential
The librarian is slightly farsighted, so they only need reading glasses at the bottom of their vision, where the books usually are.
Real comment
0:10 his home is so secure it got 2 step verification
Heh heh heh☺️
I will get freaky with you
Bugs(spiders) can still get in though. ☹️
lol
@@indeedinteresting2156Must be a bug in the security system.
The warden should get attacked by the creaking since it isn't looking at it. It is blind after all.
Well, it never stopped looking
The player is looking at it
The Warden's AI has a 'looking at' value
*It was never blind*
They're in love with eachother so they wouldn't do that
@@Pwnopolis Who pissed in your drink
YOU GOT THE JUMP WRONG, he was no sprint but it was not a diagonal jump up, just in front and up
That’s why in parkour civilization nobody goes for the beef
Yeah he had no idea that in Parkour Civilization, you only eat one meal a day
Yeah it’s really not worth the little bit of extra food
ITS THE COOKIE MAGEE!!!! Never Thought I’d see you again, check out his cookie baking song trust
How did get top comment so fast? Musta been spiting fax
I had no idea Lydia left Mojang. I don't know what Minecraft Live will be like without her. I hope she does well in the future.
why did she leave?
@@dinhero21 people move on. minecraft has been her life for 10+ years.
That is people playground 5:16
Try it out
And I never heard of her, so no loss here
2:00 And this is why in parkour civilization no one jumps for the beef
It's either too much or too little.
its really not worth risking your entire life for half a hunger bar more 😔😔😔
should i watch it
@@goldenaxolotl9718 I accidentally clicked on it and got sucked in - it feels like watching the same thing for 2 hours straight. I can't say it's horrible because they clearly put some effort in it and spent time "acting" and editing, but overall I wouldn't recommend it unless you want something to play in the background
@@floppa_9530 i really thought chicken was more filling
The ragdoll sim is people playground. It's a very cool simulation game but rather disturbing. Then again this is the minecraft subreddit so it won't be as bad as some of the other stuff you've seen.
2nd highest rated steam game btw
otherwise known as the game that lets you attach someone to a nuclear reactor with jumper cables
Honestly, I don't see People Playground as an disturbing game. Believe me when I say it, it is _very_ tame compared to literally nearly any other game that has violence and ragdoll physics. But then again, if you find blood in video games disturbing, maybe you need to take a break from gaming or change the kinds of games you play. Unless you are just really sensitive to stuff, in which case, that's my bad.
@@ChocoRainbowCorn have you seen TwoSoda's videos?
You gotta play it
2:52 because those are reading glasses. He only needs them while reading
finally, thank you bro!!!🥹
Im honestly kind of shocked so many people dont seem to know that
correct
1:59 you forgot the one rule, NEVER jump for the beef.
A parkour noob can't sprint that's why the jump is hard
also evbo is on 1 hunger bar
just break the block lmao
@@jeremypanjaitan4039 parkour noobs aren't allowed to break blocks
Why not just hit the people poisoning you into the void
The Piglin one is absolutely terrifying and I don’t know why
@@SpildCofee yes but really 🤓
Might be because an entire army chased op into the overworld and into the base that should have been impenetrable?
How it feels hitting a zombie pigskin in the nether ah moment
Dr Strange Piglins.
2:08 - when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
This too is yuri
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
@@PlutoNeptuneUranusSaturnYOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
@@swagymanthe3rdBUT WHOSE TO JUDGE!?
@@V30-1J THE RIGHT FROM WRONG?
5:29 the game the post is playing is called people playground, you should totally check it out
hell yeah he deffinently should, its so fun
and the modding community is nice.
(ive also talked with some of the huge modders, like bob1245, quangpt, creator/owner of Nova Interactive, owner of team wilson, etc)
erm... actually... its called "garry's mod" and you can get it for 5 dollars.. DISLIKED
erm... actually... the game is called "gmod"
@@Couldbe3555 it's not?
@@Couldbe3555 its not
1:55 the thing is, you can't sprint for this jump. The noobs in parkour civilization are always at 1 hunger bar. But you don't need to do it diagonally though
True, they dont have enough food for more than 2/3 hunger.
But it seems like pheonix forgot rule #1, never jump for the beef
@@Eagle-FlyI mean, it is better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken, rather than risk your life for half a hunger bar more.
1:18
Creaking : "what have you done."
Burned your house
-steve probably
2:10 “and he stands there, UNFAZED!”
STANDING HERE
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
@@creativegamer_03I REALIZE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTROY!!!
@@cr34tive BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
2:35 no way that was a book this whole time, i always thought it was just a hat 😭
its the librarian why wouldnt it be a book
@@WeirdWimp Could’ve been a… an uhm… a… a librarian hat?
Idk man I just thought it was a special hat :(
You are the type of person who, when you see an ordinary tree, thinks it is albion online es un mmorpg no lineal en el que escribes tu propia historia sin limitarte a seguir un camino prefijado, explora un amplio mundo abierto con cinco biomas unicos, todo cuanto hagas tendra su repercusíon en el mundo, con su economia orientada al jugador de albion los jugadores crean practicamente todo el equipo a partir de los recursos que consiguen, el equipo que llevas define quien eres, cambia de arma y armadura para pasar de caballero a mago o juego como una mezcla de ambas clases, aventurate en el mundo abierto y haz frente a los habitantes y las criaturas de albion, inicia expediciones o adentrate en mazmorras en las que encontraras enemigos aun mas dificiles, enfrentate a otros jugadores en encuentros en el mundo abierto, lucha por los territorios o por ciudades enteras en batallas tacticas, relajate en tu isla privada donde podras construir un hogar, cultivar cosechas, criar animales, unete a un gremio, todo es mejor cuando se trabaja en grupo [musica] adentrate ya en el mundo de albion y escribe tu propia historia
@@Braian9887 uuuh yea uh mhm hmm mhh yea uuh yuh huh
People who gave Lydia hate for stuff she couldn’t control when she did an awesome job are like the idiots who hate an actor for the writing.
Fr
what happened?
1:05man can’t have sht in the end
True lol how doesn't this have any replies yet
Looking for this comment
0:53 it’s reeeeeeal the one piece is REEEEEEAL
sleeper agent moment
@@darks_gene707"sleeper agent activated" mfs when the reference is literally nowhere
THE ONE PIECEEEEEE
The Pc ain’t in one piece.
at 1:00, im not even joking, as soon as he broke the portal my screen turned black and started freaking out for a minute, i got so scared
1:24 I'm lost at how this is still a thing lol...
and to think I clicked that timestamp expecting nothing to happen.
Don't you mean you're at a *loss*?
Please explain the joke 😭😭 literally everyone else I know seems to know it but won't tell me
@@lillrz Comic someone made that people made fun of and then overly simplified it to just a few lines resulting in many jokes and memes if that makes sense.
Truly a
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1:59 I'm wondering how many people will point that he shouldn't have sprint there haha
at least 1
@@40Ccents well, can't argue with that
Hearing Phoenix's voice light up with delight as he reads the poem at 0:05 is so funny.
2:08 "do you think they've explored each others bodies?"
they are too far away from each other
freaky
Warden: unstoppable force
Creakeng: immovable thing
@@埊 it moves when you’re not looking
i love man-made horrors beyond my comprehesion yaoi
5:05 Steve got on the Ozempic
1:04 so that's how they move!
2:09 "Stand proud Warden. You're strong."
2:42 Also this is why we need fog in the Pale Garden I mean look at that!
3:14 its raining men!
@vpansf_meeeeeen_
No need to ask why
no, you guys got it wrong 😭
its raining men!
halleluja
its raining men
7:40 *Villager AI voice*
YOOOU, SHALL NOT, PAAAAAASS!!
7:35 I... AM CHAIR
7:07 his x and y coordinates are the negative maximum value of a 16-bit signed integer
2:47 it's kinda embarrasing the author doesn't know how reading glasses work...
Healthy vision specimen commenting on a subject they have no experience with.
If they had no experience with this, why did he even made post? For reddit karma & shoutout?
@@konstralit2105 because the op didn’t consider that they could’ve been reading glasses. Reading glasses help with far sightedness mostly, so its easier to read books. So the post they made would make NO sense
@@MusicComet kinda rude when you don’t know if they have reading glasses, and the original commenter does know what he’s talking about. Reading glasses help far sighted people see things closer to them clearer, like books. The op of that post either assumed the librarians glasses were to help with nearsightedness, or they just don’t know how reading glasses (talking about the post the original comment is talking about). Also the reason the reading glasses aren’t fully in front of the librarians eyes like glasses for nearsighted, reading glasses are often lowered for convenience so you can look up from a book easily, still be able to see far away and look back down to the book through your reading glasses, instead of having to take them off and put them on all the time.
@@Green_The_Gamer Still, why would he make a post while seeing this us obviously not normal glasses everyone wears?
3:07 happy HRMMMMMMM year
🎉
1:31 In parkour civilization no one ever goes for the beef
2:12 one must imagine sisyphus happy
4:19 That is a shiny minecraft sheep in the 4th dimension
PheonixSC is such a parkour noob, he will NEVER reach the parkour pro level of parkour civilisation.
2:11 An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
5:22 the game called "people playground" and it's a gory ragdoll interaction game
erm... actually.. its called "garry's mod"
@@Couldbe3555 it's not
@@Couldbe3555 gmod isn't a 2d game :d
@@Couldbe3555gmod isn’t 2d
@@Couldbe3555r/confidentlyincorrect
0:39 I never knew you can create a super flat with nothing but Nether Portals lol.
4:47 *take back the night*
1:17 all he feels is pain…this community is the -best- worst
honestly the wooden furnace being like a one-time use thing would be neat
And also don't need fuel, because furnace itself is fuel
0:53 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!
8:05 rookie mistake mr. Peenix, now that audio file will stay forever on the Internet
“my feet :(“ I felt that
5:10 pov if minecraft collated with Roblox
Rthro be like:
There is something like this; search up mine cross!
4:29 my helldivers addicted ahh really thought “bro just throw a grenade”
2:15 Senator armstrong wannabe
STANDING HERE I REALIZED…
Nano machines son
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
had to do 2 comments
1:27 “In creaking civilization, nobody jumps for the beef.”
2:11 "YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK"
0:54 THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAL
plus the idea of world made only of portals reminders me of that one scene from the second spongebob movie where he's time traveling with plankton
They should make it so if a wood block is on fire within 5 blocks of a creaking heart the corresponding creaking will enter a fire mode where it does way more damage and can move while you're looking at it but you still have to kill it the same way.
2:11
Standing here, i realize, you are just like me trying to make history
0:17 every baby zombie dream
2:25 🦊: WEEEEE!!!
6:12 is a game called "People Playground", but the minecraft stuff isn't in the game normally. you have to get a mod from the steam workshop for it.
erm... actually.. its called "garry's mod"
@@Couldbe3555 it"s not
@@tntdog99 yes it is, how can you be so sure
@@Couldbe3555 i have played both of them
@@Couldbe3555 well if youtube allows me to say this i have played both
5:16 is "People playground"
No waifu blocks/mobs this time. I’m impressed.
6:34 we are unsure about how fast the trident would be moving.
I assume that the distance between the trident is about 1 block away from the steve and 1/2 block away from the ground. If it takes around 4.905 seconds for the trident to hit the ground. That means that the velocity of the trident should also be 4.905 ms-1 ignoring air resistance if it hit the target.
However, this is different seeing the angle the trident is thrown. This could be because of the difference in the centre of mass, but idk how to calculate if thats the case bc I'm dumb. I am going to assume that it started from that position with a 5 degree angle and center of mass is dead centre.
To do this, the horizontal component must be 2 times faster than the vertical component plus gravity. Therefore, if we assume original velocity is x, xsin(5) + 9.81 must be less or equal 2 times xcos(5) for the trident to hit steve's toes. If we rearrange this, we get that the velocity should be greater or equal to approximately 5.15 ms-1 ignoring air resistance. It should also be negligible given the short distance and the trident being designed to be thrown.
This is very realistic seeing as steve is superhuman and records of javelin speeds can reach up to and around 30ms-1. Therefore, I conclude that peenix is wrong and that both tridents will very likely hit their targets.
However, the black lines could represent the top trident falling down. If this is true, then we can infer the bottom trident would be too. Therefore, I come to a separate conclusion that actually both steves threw their tridents upwards, and they collided with each other in the air. Since they have the same speed, their horizontal velocities will cancel out, leaving both to be solely falling vertically. As such, both tridents will fall down on the spot and neither steve will be hit.
I did this because theres no way you can get me to study otherwise.
Have fun.
Take yourself an egg and beat it
@@Funt_Bunkledorf wut
I was looking for this comment
4:24 minecraft legends lore:
Nah, that's just an average case of "oops I accidentally hit a zombie piglin".
1:59 Silly phoenix, thats why no one jumps for the beef
0:05 I bet this’ll become the next meme.
To be in a PhoenixSC video is one thing, but being the first one, is another!
7:26 when jschlatt plays minecraft 🔫🐏
The Villlager is SO OBVIOUSLY far-sighted, so he can see clearly in the distance, but needs glasses to read.
PhoenixSC video... ON MY BIRTHDAY?! WOHOOO!!!
4:24 to 5:04: If mobs in Minecraft were smart.
2:06 KSI vs DanTDM
We share a brain cell
1:59 it's so easy that he fell off
5:07 "The Real Slim Steve"
I will defend parkour civilization with my LIFE. The reason the vertical jump is hard is because a rooted system of classicist autocrats prevent those of the lower classes from gaining enough hunger to sprint, thereby sustaining their rule. The meme about the vertical jump does not take the fact into account, and like any good shonen or drama the system of jumping becomes intertwined and more complex as the series goes on and
As the series goes on, people will keep doing harder than the hardest jump to the 'surpirise' of everyone and the hard jumps become normal.
2:18 unstoppable force vs immovable object
After seeing those phoenix minecraft skins i will now gladly make the "anatomically accurate femalenix SC"
6:39 who ever has the best ping
Hearing those actors passed away is just heartbreaking
8:00 FOR FREE???
What?
Phoenix sc you need to watch the entirety of parkour civilisation. It’s a heartbreaking story about the mistreatment of the lower class with many valuable life lessons
4:54 why do i faintly hear the start of land down under
The librarian probably is just farsighted, and needs reading glasses for the lectern
5:53 this is people playground
erm... actually... its called "garry's mod"
@@Couldbe3555you are joking?
@@TheFoxYTB im so true
The fact he has literally no clue what people playground is is unreasonably hilarious to me
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 ermm... you probably don't even know who yes15555 is 🥱
4:24 *Bro got the whole species chasing him*
3:35 Only furries will get this one!
sorry i don't want to have sex with a dog so i can't get it
Real
Real
why only they? bc its furchest? or bc it is a furnance of wood whichll burn?
I was looking for this
Even though it’s called “exposed” copper, it’ll always be lightly weathered in my heart.
3:37 "Furchest"🙀🙀🙀
Chest Fur!??!?!?!?!
Yes please-
"Nobody jumps for the beef!"
"I think i'll be safe if i jump for the raw chicken"
3:34 it’s a fest….
Transparent waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs,the record has been broken…
That one nether portal was gerrymandered 💀
ah yes, one last phoenix sc video before bedtime
The rag doll game is called people playground
Nobody ever goes for the beef
Have you ever wondered why the creaking stops when you look at it?
It's waiting for you to tell it what SC means.
2:11 STANDING HEEERRE
I REEEEAAALIZE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYYYY
For the game you see at 6:00 , that is called People Playground, and no, it is not a ragdoll engine, tho it works well with ragdolls :) It's a hurting people simulator haha, but it can also do a lot of fun things in it, like build weird machines that shouldn't really work but works anyways
wrong... its actually "garry's mod"
@@Couldbe3555no? That’s a different game 💀
@@Whimsykit im so true, can be fact checked
Its just similar games, garry’s mod is 3d
3:30 - Me who's colorblind: "Wait. I can't tell the difference!" 😂 (I'm pretty sure it's a diamond chestplate in the results slot tho 😂)
the game at 5:47 is called "people playground"
erm... false... its actually "garry's mod"