The Sponge-Nam Theory

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  • @Mr.Cinian
    @Mr.Cinian  Рік тому +706

    Check out my other DARK theories - ua-cam.com/play/PLxahuY2bkRV4MjG4IDpFatcWCnrc9uX9F.html

    • @marjoseph2311
      @marjoseph2311 Рік тому +6

      Sir yes sir

    • @rileymilkman
      @rileymilkman Рік тому

      the boot is shown like 2 seconds later, you're pulling this theory pretty deep out of your ass

    • @prasmahendra4172
      @prasmahendra4172 Рік тому +7

      This Theory somehow feels like the backstory of Spongebob Anime made by Narmak Animation. The story about war between Mr Krabs and Plankton and the Secret Formula is somekind of power up chemicals in those story too.

    • @Neohehe
      @Neohehe Рік тому

      that band uniform is more like a line infantrymen's uniform so highly doubt he fought for China

    • @santinojozefmiller7721
      @santinojozefmiller7721 Рік тому +4

      8:42 who are the man and cardinal in that painting?

  • @deathdog1392
    @deathdog1392 Рік тому +9886

    If SpongeBob is a soilder with PTSD that now works as a line cook.... that's about the most accurate portrayal of life after service on TV.

  • @michaelphillips2024
    @michaelphillips2024 9 місяців тому +630

    There were so many clips from “Full Metal Jacket” but there was no mention of SpongeBob literally quoting the movie saying “this is my cash register. There are many like it, but this one’s mine”

  • @KyleFogarty-dw1vu
    @KyleFogarty-dw1vu 10 місяців тому +1039

    If Patrick was a captain in the navy maybe he got injured in a war and got brain damage, making him very dumb permanently.

    • @Mr.Cinian
      @Mr.Cinian  10 місяців тому +144

      that sounds interesting

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 7 місяців тому +57

      Deems like a normal navy captain to me.

    • @NumbaOneCoolGuy
      @NumbaOneCoolGuy 6 місяців тому +35

      which would explain his retirement as a medical discharge

    • @hackidreemurr
      @hackidreemurr 6 місяців тому

      I always thought Patrick was so dumb because he was a product of generational inc*st in the royal family, but this theory sounds rational, too

    • @Blue.cheese.stinks
      @Blue.cheese.stinks 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@KayoLovesyouForrest was already dumb

  • @lawl_4llie
    @lawl_4llie Рік тому +4720

    I love these types of theory videos. Let's not forget in almost every episode, he has his snail Gary. What if Gary is actually an emotional-support pet specifically trained and/or bred for Spongebob himself when he discharged?

    • @kayak3214
      @kayak3214 Рік тому +86

      kamp koral/sponge on the run jossed that

    • @rocketdino3206
      @rocketdino3206 Рік тому +179

      @@kayak3214I’d honestly be fine with ignoring those

    • @iprobablysuck9107
      @iprobablysuck9107 Рік тому +108

      @@rocketdino3206 They say sponge on the run jossed it but it's more like season 4 jossed it with have you seen this snail lol. Spongebob having Gary since childhood is pretty established lore by now

    • @kayak3214
      @kayak3214 Рік тому +18

      @@iprobablysuck9107 yeah i just didn't 100% remember if they showed that in the episode or not so i used an example i knew for certain

    • @lawl_4llie
      @lawl_4llie Рік тому +46

      @@rocketdino3206 kamp koral does NOT work with the canon Spongebob show. It's a stupid show leeching off of a classic in order to get more views.

  • @SmellyLemons5469
    @SmellyLemons5469 Рік тому +1489

    Also, SpongeBob knew the correct operation for the AA gun at the start of Sponge Out Of Water because he told Patrick what specific ammo to fetch. Maybe he manned similar guns in the war

    • @Ircvmx
      @Ircvmx Рік тому +124

      My brother in Christ it's a potato launcher

    • @kingwolf9447
      @kingwolf9447 Рік тому +81

      I assume the animators designed the Potato Launcher to look like a historical AA gun to be just a WW2 reference joke.

    • @Ircvmx
      @Ircvmx Рік тому +16

      Mr Krabs probably told them how

    • @Jazkal-V420
      @Jazkal-V420 11 місяців тому +19

      In my mind, the different potato types are separate ammunition types for an AA gun.

    • @vault18starplayerandenclav8
      @vault18starplayerandenclav8 10 місяців тому +29

      @@kingwolf9447 Funny enough the uniforms they wore are WW1 british ones.

  • @Helipshon
    @Helipshon 10 місяців тому +70

    Cant tell whats funnier, the premise that a cartoon sponge is possibly a war vet or the fact that a majority of the comments I see are people trying to add on to it

  • @MontyMoleLoreMaster
    @MontyMoleLoreMaster Рік тому +2843

    Going by this theory, it would be more likely that Bubble Buddy was meant to be an imaginary friend SpongeBob made that he gave the personality traits of his deceased friend into him in order to cope with their loss. However, as it turned out in the end, Bubble Buddy was actually fully sentient.

  • @ATMAnubis
    @ATMAnubis Рік тому +1323

    Theory: There was a civil war in Bikini Bottom between mutated fish and 'ordinary' fish. The mutated fish attempted a hostile take over of Bikini Bottom but the ordinary fish rallied and succeeded in driving them out and into the trench where they made Rock Bottom their new home.

    • @venuscovus
      @venuscovus Рік тому +85

      that is not a theory thats just a idea with no evidence just like the video above

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 Рік тому +2

      As I remember it was confirmed in that moon episode that the war was fought between regular fish and bikini bottom type sentient fish. But I might remember it wrong.

    • @menschgebliebenergossenpar9213
      @menschgebliebenergossenpar9213 Рік тому

      *pfffrrrt* The "normal fish" in Bikini Bottom, as you call them, *pffrrrt* build the industry park, in which this mad squirrel *pfffrt* did her extreme sports, near our home *pffrt* ! We mutated and *pffrt* a lot of us died of chemical poisoning *pfffrt* ! One day, the "normal" fish will *pfffrt* pay for their crimes against Rock Bottom *pfffffrrrrrt*!

    • @LtVictor
      @LtVictor Рік тому

      To add to that theory, bikini bottom is named after bikini atoll where in ww2 they tested nukes. This is well confirmed already. What if the Mutated fish were results of the nuke radiation?

    • @timothybrock3231
      @timothybrock3231 Рік тому +55

      Bikini bottom is based off of bikini atoll 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @keeeeez23
    @keeeeez23 11 місяців тому +298

    He’s taking all of the evidence out of context but he sells it so well and actually makes me believe in this theory lol

    • @BayAreaPolice
      @BayAreaPolice 6 місяців тому +19

      Some of it, but not all of it.

    • @feanor4480
      @feanor4480 5 місяців тому +41

      Btw just looked it up hillenburg was born at fort sill and a drawing he showed his teacher a drawing and
      “Hillenburg also developed his interest in art at a young age.[7][11] His first drawing was of an orange slice. An illustration which he drew in third grade, depicting "a bunch of army men ... kissing and hugging instead of fighting", brought him the first praise for his artwork, when his teacher commended it.[7] "Of course, this is 1970 ... She liked it because, I mean, obviously that was in the middle of [the Vietnam War]” and his family was a war family, feels pretty solid to me but it was crazy seeing that wiki page

    • @6KIWIDino5
      @6KIWIDino5 5 місяців тому +12

      Did you almost remember what using your imagination feels like

    • @eazyrow
      @eazyrow 19 днів тому

      nah sum of the stuff has you thinking twice

  • @DeliveryTank
    @DeliveryTank Рік тому +524

    That explains why Patrick and Spongebob used forts, armies, jets, tanks, and even mechs while at the beach. Also makes sense how they easily picked up on how to fight using military equipment in the Sponge Out Of Water movie

    • @Abstractsvision
      @Abstractsvision 5 місяців тому +38

      Don’t forget their snow ball fight also battle for bikini bottom make so much sense

    • @muslimaster12
      @muslimaster12 2 місяці тому +1

      That's what i was thinking about, that actually explains allot.

    • @brohdez8857
      @brohdez8857 Місяць тому +1

      Didn’t even recognize all the war theme and gags in SpongeBob till now

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede Рік тому +1067

    Very interesting theory. I was under the impression that Mr. Krabs was a navy veteran and had met Pearl's mother while serving. If Spongebob is a vet, he must have snapped HARD at some point to act the way he does now.

    • @jedbex7070
      @jedbex7070 Рік тому +217

      That’d explain why Mr Krabs gives him a job and treats him a bit better than everyone else.

    • @jondaniels4325
      @jondaniels4325 Рік тому +137

      ​@@jedbex7070I think that works, he knows how it is to get out of the military and need to find purpose in civilian life and takes the young SpongeBob under his wing as kind of a father figure/mentor to help him adjust to normality after the war

    • @sheevhernandez3869
      @sheevhernandez3869 Рік тому +75

      ​@@jondaniels4325until he sold his soul for literal 62 cents!💀

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 Рік тому +17

      But isn't there an episode where Mr krabs says that he adopted Pearl

    • @dickjohnson9582
      @dickjohnson9582 8 місяців тому +5

      I always assumed spongebob was special. and to be the perfect soldier you kind of have to be also

  • @dyllanchristiansen8606
    @dyllanchristiansen8606 10 місяців тому +43

    the reason the horn is the only thing to wake him up is because its loud as hell

  • @koderamerikaner5147
    @koderamerikaner5147 Рік тому +403

    Another thing is, Karate was actively practiced by the US military post-WW2. They trained to do Okinawan Karate during the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Spongebob's obsession with Karate is very likely from mandatory military training in Okinawan martial arts post-WW2.

    • @dainvisibulman
      @dainvisibulman 6 місяців тому +11

      i saw your pfp and for a second i thought i had dementia and forgot i ever posted this

    • @koderamerikaner5147
      @koderamerikaner5147 6 місяців тому +4

      @@dainvisibulman Honestly happens to me too sometimes. It just makes this pfp even more based

    • @Z3rd1x
      @Z3rd1x 4 місяці тому +1

      @@koderamerikaner5147im so confused, which is which

    • @Nicklafuego
      @Nicklafuego Місяць тому +1

      Thought bro was talking to himself

  • @timoteolafrance6805
    @timoteolafrance6805 Рік тому +555

    I never got into SpongeBob probably because I was in my late 30s, early 40s when he came out. I am a Marine Corps veteran from the early 90s. This video is on point.

    • @RobertHook-m7j
      @RobertHook-m7j Рік тому +30

      Wow. Did you serve in the gulf war then?

    • @trentmason3045
      @trentmason3045 9 місяців тому +20

      Thank you for your service

    • @6TheButcher
      @6TheButcher 9 місяців тому +11

      We thank you for your service

    • @timoteolafrance6805
      @timoteolafrance6805 9 місяців тому +61

      @@RobertHook-m7j Sorry for the late reply, yes I was in the Gulf War, Desert Storm. Funny story, I wanted to be a Marine since I was 13yrs old. That was during the Ronald Reagan years, Chuck Norris and G.I. Joe. It was peace time in the world over all. On my one year anniversary of joining the Marines and on 20th Bday. I landed in Saudi Arabia. I was shocked.

    • @Allboy1
      @Allboy1 8 місяців тому +11

      @@timoteolafrance6805you have my respect

  • @kbinethestickman
    @kbinethestickman 8 місяців тому +26

    12:42 this may sound surprising, but SpongeBob is over 40 years old

  • @norikofu509
    @norikofu509 Рік тому +801

    It's actually scary how these theories, despite the fact they may sound weird, can make so much sense by just re-watching the episodeos with a different light

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh Рік тому +62

      He's probably bad at driving boats because of ptsd of helicopter flying and mass murder

    • @haileypfranz7895
      @haileypfranz7895 Рік тому +22

      I have to agree with you I watched a SpongeBob episode where they repainted Mr carbs house and in the background u can see Harpoons And pictures ect

    • @aerosdacillo1227
      @aerosdacillo1227 Рік тому +11

      @@Kyle-nm1kh maybe Got a PTSD when there Unit entered a IED mine Bomb that killed his friends

    • @FSBNOA
      @FSBNOA Рік тому

      Yeah and Napalm sticks to kids@@aerosdacillo1227

    • @xaevius5319
      @xaevius5319 Рік тому +15

      only "makes sense" if u have the iq of a snail. the dude uses the weakest "evidences" to support his theory and y'all just lap it up. literally anything he can use no matter how small he'll automatically attribute it to the military or ptsd. Like I mean "trust"? that's your evidence? we gonna act like trust doesn't exist in literally any other realm or field in life?

  • @RevWarGuy
    @RevWarGuy Рік тому +399

    I had never thought SpongeBob to be a serviceman, but Patrick on the other hand makes total sense.
    Patrick doesn't have a job yet he's able to pay for things and live comfortably. He said himself that he knows a lot about head injuries which implies that he's been wounded in battle (perhaps many times) therefore giving him a purple heart(s) and thus giving him income from the military. He's also aware of the battle of Bikini Bottom, which though he was wrong about the reason for it, it's possible he was involved in the fighting. Now it could be that the battle took place years ago taking fact that the military attire seemed like 1800s uniforms, it could still imply that Patrick is knowledgeable in military history.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Рік тому +36

      Patrick was probably in the Army infantry while SpongeBob served in the Marines

    • @tabletgenesis3439
      @tabletgenesis3439 11 місяців тому +17

      Perhaps he was kinda bad at war, why he'd been so wounded, so he got fired as a general(captain) and Mr.Krabs took the position. Patrick didn't spend much time in the military, therefore didn't get PTSD.

    • @DuckGroove
      @DuckGroove 11 місяців тому +9

      But wait patrick got science skills even more than sandy maybe he retired captain and be something eles

    • @questionablepotato4051
      @questionablepotato4051 11 місяців тому +18

      @@tabletgenesis3439 but what if he did serve time and got brain damage which would explain his lower intelligence

    • @aj3751
      @aj3751 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@MASTEROFEVIL nah fam, Patrick's got "Marine Corps" written all over him. Spongebob seems like he was Navy with Mr. K

  • @RANDOM_MAN6
    @RANDOM_MAN6 7 місяців тому +12

    4:08 this part had me dead and I cannot take the rest of the video seriously💀🙏🏿

  • @anotherrandomguy8871
    @anotherrandomguy8871 Рік тому +454

    Off track here, but you reminded me that mermaid man also has PTSD as a gag, not because of any war or anything, but because of his superhero life. Honestly could make for a cool plot for a more serious show, a retired superhero with PTSD over his past as a hero, and his younger but still old friend and past sidekick.

    • @vladimiraehben2308
      @vladimiraehben2308 Рік тому +37

      Yeah mermaid man and barnacle boy are underated in the SpongeBob community

    • @guineapig0983
      @guineapig0983 Рік тому +10

      @@vladimiraehben2308too bad will never get another episode of the :(

    • @perc30
      @perc30 Рік тому +2

      @@guineapig0983why not?

    • @guineapig0983
      @guineapig0983 Рік тому +19

      @@perc30 voice actors passed away

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 Рік тому +4

      Considering the popularity of useing heroes in wars in comics, I think the PTSD might be both herolife AND war related.

  • @Whimsy3692
    @Whimsy3692 8 місяців тому +52

    Bob Ross is living proof that some of the kindest, gentlest, and good-hearted people once witnessed horrible things, and had to do horrible things.

    • @myballs24
      @myballs24 3 місяці тому

      Bob Ross didn’t even serve in a war

    • @MMXP3
      @MMXP3 3 місяці тому +3

      living??? you sure bout that

  • @UmActshuwally
    @UmActshuwally Рік тому +268

    You should also include how Sandy's helicopter looks identical to the OH-6 Cayuse, a small helicopter used in Vietnam typically by the Army or Navy. This means that Spongebob was either in the Army or part of the Navy. He could be from the Marine Corps, though the Marines are technically a separate branch that works for the Navy as the Navy's ground troops.

    • @deathsquadron3311
      @deathsquadron3311 Рік тому +18

      To be able to pilot aircraft in the navy/marines you have to get a college degree so since spongebob only got a degree in a future episode it could be possible that he served in the army since they still have the warrant (enlisted) officer program

    • @Marcus21H
      @Marcus21H Рік тому +22

      @@deathsquadron3311 Navy and Marine Corps also have warrant officers though they can't be pilots. Also the phrase "Aye Aye" isn't used by the Army. But since it is a fictional cartoon I don't see why they would need to be accurate.

    • @terryjones2467
      @terryjones2467 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Marcus21HAgreed, no reason to assume they would have the same structure as the U.S.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 Рік тому +5

      @@deathsquadron3311 What if he had a degree before that? You can get more than one degree.

    • @Robert-hy3vv
      @Robert-hy3vv Рік тому +2

      @@deathsquadron3311 warrants are not enlisted lmao

  • @jondaniels4325
    @jondaniels4325 Рік тому +118

    Perhaps the best canon, given that SpongeBob says phrases such as "ahoy" "aye aye" and other naval phrases may suggest that he was a Marine, given he is more "soldier-ey" in actions and demeanor, stationed at some point onboard the same ship that Mr Krabs was stationed on. After numerous heavy battles and the war was over, SpongeBob heard somewhere that the ships cook he knew had opened a restaurant and decided to chance a job with his old comrade after his discharge.

  • @kiddolin1881
    @kiddolin1881 8 місяців тому +105

    "Soldiers have a strict schedule, and so does spongebob" *proceeds to describe a sane, normal person's routine*

    • @Hello_8D
      @Hello_8D 4 місяці тому +4

      So I'm not normal because my sleep schedule is all over the place I don't have a work out routine or night routine just.
      Get up
      Eat
      work on a video
      Eat
      Chill
      Eat
      Maybe get some dessert
      Sleep (sometimes)

    • @TheWizdWiz
      @TheWizdWiz 4 місяці тому +11

      @@Hello_8Dyou have one subscriber dawg

    • @hehemiuma4198
      @hehemiuma4198 3 місяці тому +8

      Fr like "he addresses people as sir and mam" LIKE THATS NORMAL

    • @TravelingZebra
      @TravelingZebra 2 місяці тому +1

      @@hehemiuma4198 They wake up at the exact same time every day? To the exact same second? With a Fog Horn? Very interesting.

    • @JohnDoeWasntTaken
      @JohnDoeWasntTaken 2 місяці тому

      @@TheWizdWiz Ay gotta start somewhere man

  • @spineflavoredrhombus7799
    @spineflavoredrhombus7799 Рік тому +482

    This has an uncanny connection to my coworker
    He’s a navy/special forces vet who has ptsd really bad yet has the same goofy, hard working, and uplifting personality as SpongeBob
    It even blew my mind when he told me his kill count was over 500, he’s so innocent looking and like I said previously, has the same personality and traits as SpongeBob
    He even mentioned how strict he is on money, just like mr krabs, he also mentioned how clean he keeps his house and clothes because of how he was taught in the navy, he still to this day fears of what his commanding officer would think if he slipped up on anything

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 Рік тому +90

      I doubt his kill count is I’ve 50 unless he’s a pilot that dropped weapons, only a few people in history have over 500 kills and one of them is simo hiya from Finland

    • @spineflavoredrhombus7799
      @spineflavoredrhombus7799 Рік тому +45

      @@twilightparanormalresearch186 he was on ships
      On top of that he mentioned he’s fought in multiple wars but I wasn’t there so I can only go by his word

    • @Your_Lord_Grumble
      @Your_Lord_Grumble Рік тому +102

      Ima be real with ya chief, sounds cap af coming from another soldier, especially navy, there's a reason actual mfs like that are called silent professionals

    • @TheChillKrill
      @TheChillKrill Рік тому +73

      Hi, I'm an Air Force and soon Army vet. Sounds like your coworker is lying. If he does have over 500, I would be able to look him up easily. Even Chris Kyle was recorded to have 160 and was made famous for it. It honestly sounds more like your coworker is just hard working, but has insecurity issues and that's why he chooses to lie about being a navy seal. It's more likely he went into the navy, and possibly got out after a contract, or he was kicked out during basic. When you talk to veterans who have ACTUALLY seen combat. We seldom boast about how many we've taken. Many of us aren't proud of our service.
      But seriously, your coworker is lying to you. He just wants attention and special treatment. I hope that he can find a hobby and stops committing stolen valor.

    • @Your_Lord_Grumble
      @Your_Lord_Grumble Рік тому +7

      @@TheChillKrill hooah

  • @brianedwardson8551
    @brianedwardson8551 Рік тому +177

    Okay i have a theory the reason why Patrick so dumb and sometimes smart is beacuse before krabs became captain Patrick didnt quit he expressed heavy brain damage causing mood swings.

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin Рік тому +23

      Yeah, TBIs (traumatic brain injuries) can certainly cause mood instability

    • @JacobIsaacs-qm7rz
      @JacobIsaacs-qm7rz Рік тому +6

      That meet Patrick have tbi!

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 Рік тому +17

      Patrick might have an injury from war that affected his brain, there are real cases of soldiers that became retarded after serious brain trauma.

    • @-Rens01
      @-Rens01 10 місяців тому +3

      Wasn't there an episode where Patrick became smarter and then became dumb again perhaps it's a metaphor for his brain damage

    • @CaproVinos
      @CaproVinos 6 місяців тому

      @@-Rens01hell there was even a episode of Patrick WEARING a navy colonel outfit as Mr krabs said “He was my commanding officer”

  • @-RuleBritannia-
    @-RuleBritannia- 11 місяців тому +39

    The way he said "Bugle" 😂

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 5 місяців тому +3

      He said the name of the band who did video killed the radio star lmao

    • @TheWizdWiz
      @TheWizdWiz 4 місяці тому +1

      Buggle

    • @MMMMonke
      @MMMMonke 3 місяці тому

      The "Buggle" call

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 3 місяці тому +1

      Killed all credibility. As well as how he believes we were all woken up with it all the time. I never was when I was in, during OEF and OIF.

  • @AspiringD3v
    @AspiringD3v Рік тому +108

    theres also the fact that during the defense of Krusty Krab, Spongebob knew how to handle an anti aircraft weapon and a light machine gun, meaning he had previous training and was qualified for the Squad-Automatic-Weapon and has Air Defense Training

  • @digi_056
    @digi_056 Рік тому +156

    When you played that clip of Spongebob folding his uniform I remembered a video I'd seen about how to fold in a "Ranger Roll" to save space when packing. If Spongebob was in the army, having clothes that could be stored completely flat and quickly assembled would probably have been advantageous.

  • @TristanTodd-kk9um
    @TristanTodd-kk9um 10 місяців тому +9

    Nickelodeon doesn't want to know SpongeBob fought both world wars and started the second world war.

  • @tendo649
    @tendo649 Рік тому +266

    Okay, if we're gonna go along with this theory, I'd say that Spongebob isn't a mass murderer, but the helicopter incident was one in the military. Sandy might have designed helicopters for the military (since she's an inventor) and spongebob happened to use her model. Manslaughter, I guess, but not intentional

    • @cj16423
      @cj16423 Рік тому +27

      Sandy does strike me as a military engineer

    • @LtVictor
      @LtVictor Рік тому +17

      Spongebob the door gunner.

    • @thatonequietkid7170
      @thatonequietkid7170 Рік тому +14

      she might have worked for a design bureau at one point, which would make sense as to how spongebob used her design- it was mass-produced as a standard millitary vehicle.

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh Рік тому

      I believe it was intentional killing from war, and that Sandy was not qualified to know that because it was confidential. Possibly they were all infected by a mutation virus and SpongeBob was tasked to eliminate them.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому +9

      Also, the way it’s described makes it seem more like an accident than something done intentionally.

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean Рік тому +475

    "No matter what bikini bottom says about bubble buddy, he was indeed a real fish, and he died a hero."

  • @imnotdoneyet7915
    @imnotdoneyet7915 5 місяців тому +9

    SpongeBob has a moment of ptsd in that episode where he and squidward fought to be employee of the month. He sees himself in a combat helmet and marches away

  • @lawnylawnington
    @lawnylawnington Рік тому +63

    While SpongeBob lacks strength, he makes up for efficiency. He knows he's good with guns and weaponry, a soldier's gun is his most prized possession, and SpongeBob shows it with his spatula. It's shown in some episode that There's no replacing his spatula no matter how advanced it is. this could also be tied to the "I'm ready" chant, which meant that the trauma was based off of him forgetting to take care of his rifle and possibly losing Bubble Buddy as a result. Spongebob also shows that he's always in a defensive position when it comes to gun placements (possibly a chopper gunner?). The ptsd might have led to the Whirlybird incident. So I'm guessing SpongeBob was a chopper gunner, this time however, he managed to kill off a hundred people as a way to cope for the losses back in the war

  • @bradenmorgan4939
    @bradenmorgan4939 Рік тому +338

    If Mr krabs fought in a war wouldn't he have PTSD since that he entered a "state of depression that seemed endless." Something would have happened to him or a friend during the war.

    • @toasted7135
      @toasted7135 Рік тому +20

      think there is a thoery about it

    • @funtimeredfox
      @funtimeredfox Рік тому +35

      I mean not necessarily-

    • @brianedwardson8551
      @brianedwardson8551 Рік тому +86

      Ptsd is not guaranteed is only a possibility

    • @Lanellia_Nyanna
      @Lanellia_Nyanna Рік тому +62

      Not everyone who was in the war gets PTSD

    • @brvideo32298
      @brvideo32298 Рік тому +53

      He did suffer from a state of deep depression that seemed endless.

  • @XHU524-OFSET5
    @XHU524-OFSET5 8 місяців тому +8

    this theory si so wild I'm convinced he has a muse in his basement

  • @RootBeerBender69420
    @RootBeerBender69420 Рік тому +56

    Assuming this, I don't believe either were in the same unit but on the same ship. I believe Spongebob was a Marine which explains his extreme military bearing, marskmanship, and combat ability such as hand to hand combat, which the US Marine Corps does more than the Army would, and the Uniforms reflect that too. Crabs appears to be wearing a Navy Utility Uniform or some type of Naval Formal Uniform while Spongebob wears something similar to a marine uniform.

    • @frankym69
      @frankym69 Рік тому +4

      So many problems with that theory. A. SpongeBob was voted most artistic in high school. Or was it clumsiest? B. He couldn't even beat Flats.a paper thin flounder. And C. He had to fake his muscles and struggles to lift 2 stuffed bunnies on a stick. I think where this theory falls flat is due to another theory that was already confirmed. Bikini bottom is based off of bikini atoll, a US nuke testing site. So it would be safer to assume they were caught in a blast zone and their personalities were merged with underwater sea creatures. Even that theory has holes in it.

  • @josepbuigues1336
    @josepbuigues1336 Рік тому +561

    Hey Cinian have you ever noticed whenever Plankton ruins something for Karen or uses her for something or insults her. She never leaves him. Why is that? If Plankton is such a bad husband then why doesn't she leave him? Maybe she can't because she might secretly be an undercover agent working for Mr. Krabs. You should make that your next theory.

    • @Mr.Cinian
      @Mr.Cinian  Рік тому +85

      hmm

    • @dumdumbb
      @dumdumbb Рік тому +29

      Wow this one is great but what if he didn't have luck in relationship s and stuff and wanted to marry a wife of his dream no matter how fucked up he could be or obsessed with the thing going with Mr. K she would never leave him by programming her to do so

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Рік тому +34

      @@Mr.CinianI think Plankton created Karen

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 Рік тому +11

      Maybe he’s a masochist?

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot Рік тому +4

      @@quempire2656
      I think so

  • @BungieStudios
    @BungieStudios 6 місяців тому +4

    Spongebob also blows bubbles as a coping mechanism. The show’s child friendly version of smoking.

  • @thecarwashesandmorechannel2892
    @thecarwashesandmorechannel2892 Рік тому +108

    There's a lot of small subtle things, too that were overlooked. For example, at 23:38, instead of running off with his hat magically in the air or throwing it away, Patrick hands it to SpongeBob and waits for him to take before running off. He also managed to "know" that he held it without actually looking. He couldn't have felt him hold it as Spongebob positioned to catch the hat rather than take it.

  • @Onix_2022
    @Onix_2022 Рік тому +29

    I heard a quote that a ww2 soldier said don’t know when but it was this „respect the man not the uniform“

  • @Jayden_Drawzz
    @Jayden_Drawzz 5 місяців тому +5

    8:48 didn’t Mr.Krabs sell SpongeBob for 62 cents?

  • @LtVictor
    @LtVictor Рік тому +62

    It is worth mentioning that the creators of the character have deliberately left his age ambiguous. They have even playfully mentioned that he ages differently in sponge years, jokingly suggesting he could be 50 years old. While most people assume he is at least 18 years old to be employed and adhere to legal practices, it is uncertain if these standards apply in his world. Nevertheless, it remains peculiar that he is capable of doing almost everything expected of him except obtaining a driver's license. This could potentially indicate underlying manic tendencies or a fear of taking the driving test due to paranoia.
    There is such a dark thought to him screaming "I'm ready" But on the field of battle he was crying "I'm not ready".
    Regarding him capturing people on the "other planet" due to thinking he was fighting "aliens" there is a thought that he was made in the military to see the enemies that weren't his people as completly less than valuable. In this sense sub-human or (sub fish)
    One final thing to note is the bikini bottom is well known to be named after bikini atol which is where the Americans tested nukes in ww2.

    • @nickelakon5369
      @nickelakon5369 Рік тому +3

      I recall somewhere saying he was 24.

    • @trixxart777
      @trixxart777 10 місяців тому +2

      Honestly I always thought he was just a 30 year old who was a bit childish

  • @daja1013
    @daja1013 Рік тому +41

    5:47 is the funniest thing ive ever seen in the military

    • @NewMarioFanYT
      @NewMarioFanYT 10 місяців тому +1

      Being their kid

    • @EdwinisGood0
      @EdwinisGood0 3 місяці тому +1

      Adult in the outside, kid in the inside

  • @Ichigoxmango
    @Ichigoxmango 3 місяці тому +2

    Another thing is, the sweet victory song talks about winning and well victory and the navy seal motto is it pays to be a winner

  • @thenamesianna
    @thenamesianna Рік тому +54

    This makes him a much more interesting character. I will choose to believe this theory because of this.

  • @steakinbacon8593
    @steakinbacon8593 Рік тому +19

    Another I would like to add is that SpongeBob has major difficulties with getting his boating license every time he takes the test he panics and goes full speed. This could be a result of some of the battles he was in where to avoid getting hit by artillery and gunfire he has to go full speed.

  • @Realgamingguy
    @Realgamingguy 10 місяців тому +4

    let me read the description of SpongeBob “he’s lost his family to terrorists finally his last daughter is dead, he will stop at nothing until the day of reckoning”

  • @Dylanowich
    @Dylanowich Рік тому +83

    I can't believe you forgot the part where, on that robot episode, when Mr. Krabs gets salt in his eye, Spongebob's first reaction was to call the navy; you also forgot that his low intelligence could be caused by brain damage from trauma likely that of a bomb of some sort.

    • @Troopertroll
      @Troopertroll Рік тому +4

      No, Squidward told him to call the navy.

    • @Dylanowich
      @Dylanowich Рік тому +1

      @@Troopertroll Doesn't really matter

    • @xaevius5319
      @xaevius5319 Рік тому +3

      @@Dylanowich lol. "here's something that kinda debunks your theory" "doesn't really matter" - conspiracy theorists

    • @Dylanowich
      @Dylanowich Рік тому +3

      @@xaevius5319 You forgot the "Well actually my ego is the size of Jupiter so that means I'm right" line

    • @Redofreko
      @Redofreko 7 місяців тому

      @@Dylanowich if squidward told spongebob to call the navy it means it wasnt spongebob's first thought

  • @christian-g3r
    @christian-g3r Рік тому +25

    to add onto the theory, sponge bob behaves perfectly at boating school, this is probably because soldiers in wars have to engulf every piece of information

  • @Panzerfuast
    @Panzerfuast 11 місяців тому +5

    Military episode: Patrick said Finland after the potato turret exploded and he popped from the hole

  • @OnCydig
    @OnCydig Рік тому +33

    I can definitely get the formal attire thing. My father served in the Gulf War and I'm sure other men can relate when I say my father ran a tight ship when it came to dress code, I still try my best to dress as nice as I possibly can.
    SpongeBob dressing the way he does though can probably be attributed to the way he was raised or conditioning because of the way Mr. Krabs runs his restaurant. As for the other points, I'm not entirely sure.

  • @dogheist2062
    @dogheist2062 Рік тому +48

    bro really took editing to the next level

    • @Mr.Cinian
      @Mr.Cinian  Рік тому +8

      Appreciate that

    • @hjbgf3270
      @hjbgf3270 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Mr.Cinianwhen will you upload your next theory just wondering 😁

  • @valthenvega2434
    @valthenvega2434 10 місяців тому +5

    “Argargagargarg Spongeboy me Bob, pass me the MG-42”

  • @rainbowkidbest
    @rainbowkidbest Рік тому +78

    This is definitely your best one yet, there’s no way the writers of the show didn’t know what they were doing.

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 Рік тому +3

      There is a way
      In the training video it said mr crabs had depression after the war and then he made the krusty crab and in some episodes we see SpongeBobs parents go to the krusty crab while he was in the womb which means he couldnt have fought in a war and krabs was just a cook

    • @kyle360123
      @kyle360123 Рік тому +4

      Mr Krabs was sailor in the navy he talks about it in the episode where they go fishing

    • @xaevius5319
      @xaevius5319 Рік тому +2

      they wanted to make a cartoon. simple. y'all are the only ones making conspiracy theories around cartoons cuz u would LIKE for it to. you guys' monkey brains are happy when your old favorite cartoon is alluded to have a darker subtext or story than it seems to have

    • @KiddArachnid
      @KiddArachnid 10 місяців тому

      @@xaevius5319ok

  • @Acid_Ash
    @Acid_Ash Рік тому +19

    I also wanna point out that point you said about his combat skills. My guess is that
    Because the war traumatized him he suppresses his skill just like how he mentally gets away from his past by being cheerful and innocent. Not only that but he’s constantly referenced as being a kid even by many characters but especially Mr. Krabs. Possibly because he feels bad about his past. Which is actually a common technique in therapy to heal from trauma and ptsd. Age regression therapy. That could be also why his family baby him a little. They probably asked Krabs to treat him the same way because krabs is linked to his war past as well.
    But I think sometimes his combat skill along with his serious side pops up at times. Sandy reminds him of those days because she’s an inventor and scientist. Both of which are extremely relevant to military. She always has some piece of tech, likes martial arts and physical fitness. Again all of which would have relevance to his past.

  • @CoffeeCrowgasm
    @CoffeeCrowgasm 4 місяці тому +1

    Loved the use of a random mgs4 cutscene bit for the transitions lol

  • @theogaxo
    @theogaxo Рік тому +47

    the mr krabs section is kinda far fetched considering the krusty krab has like a pirate theme going on

  • @windrider777
    @windrider777 Рік тому +21

    This is far most the best theory i ever heard from the SpongeBob series. You did an amazing work. Keep up with the good work. I hope theirs a part 2 for this

  • @Not_Octopus
    @Not_Octopus 8 місяців тому +2

    It’s would make sense if he was special forces, hence why he served, has ptsd, but SpongeBob doesn’t know much of Mr Krabs’ history. Also why SpongeBob has an extreme level of skill and an iron will to complete whatever task in front of him.

  • @devdre4491
    @devdre4491 Рік тому +34

    About the Secret Formula: In the First Spongebob Movie, when Plankton aquired the formula, he basically became a ruthless dictator, turning all of Bikini Bottom into his pawns. Even making them say "All Hail Plankton" constantly.

  • @drifter61
    @drifter61 Рік тому +42

    Dude this is a super solid theory, and it’s pretty convincing. It also kinda lines up with the WWII/bikini atoll/ nuclear radiation theory. You for sure earned a sub from me; and I sincerely believe you deserve way more than you have! Good quality video, editing, and scripting - as well as research and source citation.

    • @xaevius5319
      @xaevius5319 Рік тому +1

      pfft, as solid as a glass of water. hope nobody tries to sell a used car to you anytime soon.

  • @rmwf8836
    @rmwf8836 10 місяців тому +3

    Who has PSTD under the sea!
    Spongebob Squarepants!
    Abandoned by the VA and depressed is he!
    Spongebob Squarepants!
    He still blames himself for Bubble Buddy!
    Spongebob Squarepants!

    • @raphaelyap2356
      @raphaelyap2356 2 місяці тому

      And still has the memories of a specific war Sponegebob squarepants!

  • @shadocloneowl8957
    @shadocloneowl8957 Рік тому +31

    SpongeBob gained and lost a friend in the war. Patrick was once a genius quite possibly the strategist for spongebobs troop. Something happened which is why spongebob has very subtle ptsd and Patrick came back dumb.

  • @Conn0rYT
    @Conn0rYT Рік тому +28

    This is one of the most absurd yet solid SpongeBob theories ive seen, great job fr

  • @bengunderson712
    @bengunderson712 3 місяці тому +1

    CSM Sponge was my basic training's battalion sergeant major when i joined. He reitred at the end of our training cycle.
    I hope he is happy these days.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +2273

    I think that this is one of the most solid Spongebob theories, I've ever heard.

    • @Mr.Cinian
      @Mr.Cinian  Рік тому +138

      yes it is

    • @brianedwardson8551
      @brianedwardson8551 Рік тому +59

      ​@@Mr.Cinianbut here's one question I have in the first ever episode when krabs first mets spongebob he doesn't know his name until later or seem to know Spongebob until later.

    • @SparklingJam
      @SparklingJam Рік тому +55

      My theory is that Patrick used to be the captain as cinian said but suffered from immense brain damage which turned him into the dumbass we see today and later on Mr krabs became captain and hired SpongeBob

    • @Liam842withextracharacters
      @Liam842withextracharacters Рік тому +37

      this is a fucking stretch low key

    • @SonsOfMars.
      @SonsOfMars. Рік тому +18

      ​​@@Mr.Cinian kinda but not really, his father could've been a veteran , and just heavily instilled that into spongebob as he grew up. That sounds like a much more feasible idea, also if you come from military families you know what I'm talking about lol. You'll get some mild PTSD from growing up like that I'm sure

  • @zigzagzipbag6561
    @zigzagzipbag6561 Рік тому +33

    Bubble Buddy sounds awfully a lot like Battle Buddy, which is a common term in the military. I don't say this often but I think this theory does hold water

  • @travismason2811
    @travismason2811 Рік тому +14

    The characters Spongebob and Mr. Crabs were based on Gilligan and Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and in that show Gilligan and The Skipper were both in the navy together, so most of this is probably true.

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 10 місяців тому +2

    Everything about SpongeBob's habits suggest military discipline, yet this could have been reinforced my Mr Krabs, who was a Sailor.
    It's good that you were particular about SpongeBob being in the Army, as the theory would have unfortunately been quickly refuted when Krabs mentioned he "wouldn't last a day in the Navy," implying SpongeBob was definitely not a Sailor if he were in the military at all.

  • @yaramohammedibrahim136
    @yaramohammedibrahim136 Рік тому +20

    I absolutely adore that you always care about the small details

  • @FocPok
    @FocPok Рік тому +17

    He's also square because of his strict routine. It reflexs his personal ity of a soldier

  • @ANanoMoose
    @ANanoMoose 11 місяців тому +2

    There’s no way I made a comic in school inspired by SpongeBob, it started off as just doodles but then I put story to it and it’s where SpongeBob goes into Vietnam. I called it “Sponge in ‘Nam” and I never knew about this theory😭😭

  • @vinced.4928
    @vinced.4928 11 місяців тому +18

    8:23 what if he has PTSD and schizophrenia at the same time?

    • @JacobMendez-d5b
      @JacobMendez-d5b 9 місяців тому +3

      people do develop schizophrenia from suffering a lot of stress or depression

  • @GodOfChicken
    @GodOfChicken Рік тому +25

    Someone needs to make this into an animated mini series of this

  • @The_christian_knight860
    @The_christian_knight860 7 місяців тому +2

    To make a conclusion, in 12:37 we can see in mr crabs secrets a picture of a navy, and not only that but there is also a navy uniform, with medals, meaning that mr carbs was in the navy.

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Рік тому +11

    I was thinking maybe the band geeks suit was more like a British guard lol.

  • @connorhart7597
    @connorhart7597 Рік тому +14

    I can confirm he is a veteran. I served with him in the gravy seals

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh Рік тому +4

      Alongside the M.A.S.H. potatoes?

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 Рік тому +2

      @@Kyle-nm1kh the one and only, led by Colonel Sanders

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh Рік тому +2

      @connorhart7597 before he got famous in this universe for his popcorn shrimp

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 Рік тому +1

      @@Kyle-nm1kh "top 10 betrayals in Anime lore"

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk День тому

    I never watched sponge Bob but I suddenly started getting suggested theory videos and now I’m down a rabbit hole. I decided that I’m going to continue to binge these videos and become a full blown sponge bob conspiracy theorist and start watching sponge Bob.
    As a vet, I can confirm ptsd and lack of consistent sleep schedule create something called “circadian scarring”. Get your sleep kids, it’s important to your mental health and physical well-being

  • @Goofy_boiGoofy
    @Goofy_boiGoofy Рік тому +60

    THIS IS SOLID PROOF… NO TV THEORIST DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU MAN!

    • @ga39528
      @ga39528 Рік тому

      Matpat: ):(

    • @themrman11
      @themrman11 Рік тому +2

      The theorizer

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 Рік тому

      One problem in some episodes we see SpongeBobs parents going to the krusty krab while he was a fetus

    • @atwistedb
      @atwistedb Рік тому

      @@themrman11The theorizer lost it at the mort rap

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 Рік тому

      @@atwistedb Lost it?

  • @madlyplayzz2341
    @madlyplayzz2341 Рік тому +11

    in the spongebob movie, spongebob and patrick wears a WW1/WW2 British Uniform, mr. krabs couldn't have bought them these uniforms because patrick doesn't work for the krusty krab, and it would cost money. and because there are no military surplus stores in bikini bottom, these uniforms must have been given to them during the war.
    Also, there's an episode where spongebob creates and operates a tank out of sand, possibly hinting at him being in a tank crew in the war.

    • @johnngrey1
      @johnngrey1 Рік тому

      Lot of the show seems to hint at a mix of modern and 50-60s theme, could fit a WW2 theme. Especially with WW2 having a much larger naval interaction than most other modern wars, so Krabs would have seen action. Good one.

  • @HogieBruh
    @HogieBruh 8 місяців тому +2

    One of the best Yap sessions I’ve ever watched

  • @Mr.Cinian
    @Mr.Cinian  Рік тому +103

    I SWEAR THIS IS MY BEST THEORY YET, LET ME KNOW IF YOU AGREE AND FEEL FREE TO RATE IT OUT OF 10

  • @MichaelMcKinnon-jf1yy
    @MichaelMcKinnon-jf1yy Рік тому +8

    If SpongeBob was in the Military I'd say WWII Naval Seaman just not sure which Navy considering he requests permission to come aboard as if he's boarding a ship. Bird in the military is a slang for aircraft in general. There's no personal animosity in conflicts courtesy of militaries viewing the rest of the world's soldiers, sailors or airmen as if they were siblings. It wasn't a peace flag, it was the flag of truce

  • @porcelainkit
    @porcelainkit 10 місяців тому +2

    7 and a half in. This whole video feels like a shitpost extremely dedicated to the bit

  • @rod2662
    @rod2662 Рік тому +7

    adding on to your point about patrick leaving the navy and krabs taking his place, its possible the reason Patrick is depicted as dimwitted is because he received a head injury or exposed to chemicals that would be on warships/carriers and was discharged due to his brain damage causing him to no longer qualify for service.

  • @Def_tcxiq
    @Def_tcxiq Рік тому +29

    I love seeing these theories, because when i saw spongebob freak out over something not being in order my first thought was autism, mainly because i have autism and i react the same way. But then there are people like you that are like "war veteran ptsd" so its just funny to me how people can potray things so differently

    • @feanor4480
      @feanor4480 5 місяців тому

      Hillenburg was raised in an army family and “His first drawing was of an orange slice. An illustration which he drew in third grade, depicting "a bunch of army men ... kissing and hugging instead of fighting", brought him the first praise for his artwork, when his teacher commended it.[7] "Of course, this is 1970 ... She liked it because, I mean, obviously that was in the middle of [the Vietnam War]”
      Read up on him and im gonna go rewatch spongeboy me bob

  • @matthewgamer1294
    @matthewgamer1294 10 місяців тому +1

    pretty sure there was an episode where spongebob and patrick accidently board a military training camp boat instead of a boyscouts boat so this would either disprove the theory or support it

  • @hindenpeter1
    @hindenpeter1 Рік тому +45

    Fun fact: Although he might not look like one, SpongeBob is actually a sea sponge, but he looks like a kitchen sponge with pants

    • @Kyle-nm1kh
      @Kyle-nm1kh Рік тому +3

      The dudes a bullet sponge

  • @GeteMachine
    @GeteMachine Рік тому +40

    It could explain why Spongebob tends to perform well only at the Krusty Krab and not in any other job. He also memorized all the rules around the Krabby Patty formula's security, when he told Robot Krabs the formula rules. Then of course he likes to sing the Bikini Bottom national anthem in that episode. Stuff you don't have to do at work.

  • @Redwhiteandgold
    @Redwhiteandgold 5 місяців тому +2

    As a vet with PTSD I've learned a lot about myself.

  • @Infernale
    @Infernale Рік тому +12

    16:50 also, sandy's "Whirly-Bird" looks a lot like the Hughes OH-6 Cayuse which was a helicopter gunship that was used in the Vietnam war so if he fought in that war of course he would know how to use that helicopter

    • @dNorsh
      @dNorsh 2 місяці тому

      Also the fact that the nickname for the oh-6 (always thought it was ah-6) Is literally the little bird.

  • @ILI.D.
    @ILI.D. Рік тому +22

    I thought it was gonna be some random made up bullshit but this is well thought out and put together very carefully

  • @Ace1stClass77
    @Ace1stClass77 Місяць тому +1

    I believe the show creators (being children of a generation that went to war) wouldve been using some of these colloquialisms and references to demarcate their background, its like in 30 years when this generation's kids will be familiar with the term "content creator" even if that stops being a thing in 30 years

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Рік тому +8

    this is a good theory but however I think Spongebob's fixation is due to him being on the spectrum something which his voice-actorr Tom Kenny believes.

  • @_Shadow--Gaming_
    @_Shadow--Gaming_ Рік тому +7

    There is also the idea that "Bubble Buddy" is their term for "Battle Buddy"

    • @wambalam8181
      @wambalam8181 Рік тому +1

      That explains why they went to the bathroom together

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 10 місяців тому +9

    Spongebob wasn't born with His Holes...
    They were earned on the battlefield.

  • @laurenbardoner8903
    @laurenbardoner8903 Рік тому +5

    Spongebob would seem more like a Navy vet due to his catchphrases " ahoy! " and " aye, aye Captain! " But seems to have the skills of a infantry Marine or soldier. So honestly it's kinda hard to know just which branch he served in.

  • @Paprikawastaken
    @Paprikawastaken Рік тому +6

    Nice video me boy. A few inaccuracies based off of my own experience here and there which make a few theories far fetched but overall very enticing theories and quite entertaining overall!

  • @whotflucas
    @whotflucas 10 місяців тому +3

    no way i just spent this much time listening to a guy yapping about a sponge bob theory