Borderlands 3 Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @mathatter9158
    @mathatter9158 5 років тому +4349

    The one joke I liked was when a random enemy died he said “Tell my kids I wish I had them!”

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 роки тому +447

      My chili recipe dies with me

    • @larilittle1202
      @larilittle1202 4 роки тому +240

      My toe collection remains unfinished!

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 роки тому +227

      Swear I've also heard " I deserved that"

    • @ruebenaragon493
      @ruebenaragon493 4 роки тому +127

      Mine was in bl2 a random would say "I swore I'd never kill again but screw it!

    • @soulreaper1981
      @soulreaper1981 4 роки тому +107

      Rember me like a foot taller

  • @kp5602
    @kp5602 5 років тому +4280

    "You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack!"
    Lilith didnt do shit, we did that.

    • @timthetoolmantaylor9048
      @timthetoolmantaylor9048 5 років тому +730

      Not sure who wrote that part, we literally saved her from Jack and then killed him with our bare hands

    • @kp5602
      @kp5602 5 років тому +435

      @@timthetoolmantaylor9048
      Well this game (according to the review) jerks off Lilith and Ava, even the ending song says "This girl is on fire" so I assume they needed to credit her with all yhe shit we did.
      Lilith was a weak af character in BL2 beyond a few moments at the end where she shines.

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 5 років тому +188

      @@kp5602 Lilith kills Handsome Jack. You can choose to but this game makes the ending where you let her kill him Canon.

    • @timthetoolmantaylor9048
      @timthetoolmantaylor9048 5 років тому +377

      @@kp5602 That's what's crazy, if it wasn't for us and that sweet, sweet eridium she'd probably be dead in the first hour of BL2.

    • @geograymon55
      @geograymon55 5 років тому +386

      @@cjmk5923 Doesn't matter if she dealt the killing blow. The Vault Hunters from 2 killed The Warrior AND crippled Jack. Not to mention all the other crap they did to save the planet and the remaining original Vault Hunters.

  • @dickchan6667
    @dickchan6667 5 років тому +2856

    I wanna believe that joe sleeps with his jacket and Superman shirt on

    • @unrulyduke
      @unrulyduke 5 років тому +2

      You beat me to this comment hahahah I was thinking the same thing

    • @division6005
      @division6005 5 років тому +1

      I think Joe love Superman!😂

    • @robocop7678
      @robocop7678 5 років тому +3

      @@division6005 NO REALLY

    • @Schmeckgang
      @Schmeckgang 5 років тому

      it’s just true

    • @Bahcorp
      @Bahcorp 5 років тому

      They sleep together too.

  • @badmanners619
    @badmanners619 4 роки тому +1562

    I feel like this what Jack was trying to save us from...we never should have killed him 😭

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 роки тому +52

      You just said the borderlands version of "hitler did nothing wrong"

    • @superheavyxd2684
      @superheavyxd2684 4 роки тому +118

      I mean technically he did. Pandora is filled with lunatics and dangerous creatures but it's a perfect place for humanity to move when Earth gets overpopulated/destroyed. Handsome Jack's plan was to whipe out all life on the planet, yes that sounds bad but the bandits are not exactly reasonable. Could he have done it better with the crimson raiders? No. It's shown in the pre-sequal that the "leaders" of the crimson raiders were former friends of Jack that betrayed him. Almost all his life he has been betrayed, abused and just hated even though he just wanted to do good things. Please watch Game Theory's video on the matter if you haven't already. Its so good and made me feel so different every time I play through the game! It really made me see Jack as the hero he truly was.

    • @Vahisofficial
      @Vahisofficial 4 роки тому +14

      @@MonstertruckBadass But he didnt.

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 3 роки тому +37

      @@MonstertruckBadass he faught greedy vault hunters the only problem happened with him was his mental health and his distrust.
      he wanted good .

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 3 роки тому +1

      @Perfect Shadow l0l

  • @KynElwynn
    @KynElwynn 5 років тому +663

    "Who'd put shit in a loot box?" NBA 2K reaction gif right there

    • @Alwaytaking
      @Alwaytaking 5 років тому +6

      Best Surprise ... Ever

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 років тому +4

      Or an EA reaction gif

  • @artorigus19
    @artorigus19 5 років тому +647

    AngryJoe: "The loot is plentiful and amazing!"
    Anthem: "The game must be broken."

    • @fadedlegi0n
      @fadedlegi0n 5 років тому +5

      Top comment lol

    • @iwinl0l
      @iwinl0l 5 років тому +12

      Borderlands3: "We concur, hotfix nerfing loot sources has been deployed."

    • @iamkoen2u
      @iamkoen2u 5 років тому +1

      Is borderlands complicated like division 1 and 2 with the mods gear or whatever it is that is in the game. I'm new to borderlands and looking for something new to play?

    • @LunaPPK
      @LunaPPK 5 років тому +6

      @@iwinl0l its sad because they actually did nerf loot drops

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 5 років тому +2

      @@LunaPPK well they nerfed areas with insane farming like loot tinks being guarenteed as even with the amount of loot you get in the game thats a bit much...

  • @Ahandsomeface
    @Ahandsomeface 5 років тому +1526

    *Ava yelling at Lilith*
    Ava: You saved Pandora, You killed Handsome Jack!
    Zer0: Excuse me?

    • @jackporthouse3102
      @jackporthouse3102 5 років тому +188

      Zero: Am I a joke to you

    • @EquestrianKatz
      @EquestrianKatz 5 років тому +236

      Axton and Salvador: Are we jokes to you BL3?

    • @whatshappeninganymore2473
      @whatshappeninganymore2473 5 років тому +224

      @@EquestrianKatz Krieg: IS THE MEAT MAN A JOKE TO YOU?

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 5 років тому +154

      maya rolling in her grave

    • @infinityhand6569
      @infinityhand6569 5 років тому +195

      Axton: "My fucking turret accomplished more in the last game than the entire BL1 cast"

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 3 роки тому +280

    The writing really gives off “how do you do, fellow kids” vibes to me. They’re desperately trying to appeal to a teenage and preteen demographic, but most of it doesn’t land.

    • @VonSnuggles1412
      @VonSnuggles1412 3 роки тому +15

      I've been playing the borderlands games for a while, since i was like 12. I'm 21 now and the jokes were just painfully unfunny to me. And the thing is, i wanted to give this game the benefit of the doubt, but by the end i was just disappointed by the writing and story

    • @solidsnakeshugecake
      @solidsnakeshugecake 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah the jokes fell off too, it's literally the definition of "lol xd" borderlands 2 had some cringe humor but it was mostly actual jokes not fucking "Amazeballs"

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 4 місяці тому +2

      I've gone back this month to replay B2 to see if it really was all that and I'm laughing on an "every 5-10 minutes basis" which is a lot for such a long game, and it's far more than 3 which I think made me laugh once. So yeah it's not in your heads, part 3's writing took a huge nose dive. I think the craziest part is how much of a drop off between villains the entries took. Handsome Jack was amazing and I loved being able to push his shit in through the game , and with the calliosos I was just in a constant state of cringe, plus the tyreen chick sounds like Mickey mouse

  • @ThatDoctor7
    @ThatDoctor7 5 років тому +2776

    Handsome Jack spoiled us. We forgot how BL felt without a great villain.

    • @zeroghost115
      @zeroghost115 5 років тому +69

      The calypso twins weren't that bad

    • @blakefenslerjr4858
      @blakefenslerjr4858 5 років тому +430

      The twins were bad period...

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 років тому +243

      Handsome Jack is a great villain in my opinion he fools everyone thinking he's the real hero of borderlands now that's what I call great writing

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 5 років тому +1

      @Hovjez Vrcholný Fair Point

    • @Blood0cean
      @Blood0cean 5 років тому +31

      Overrated game, boring as f, most of the jokes got corny real fast.

  • @calvinlester6648
    @calvinlester6648 5 років тому +1909

    Throwing in the “angry child character” always ruins a story

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 5 років тому +42

      She is not angry until a certain thing happens and considering her suffering it makes perfect sense.

    • @Jason17300
      @Jason17300 5 років тому +12

      Wrong!

    • @MIXMASTER6991
      @MIXMASTER6991 5 років тому +191

      I think it could work but you have to have a legit reason to be angry. All her problems were caused by her in the story

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 5 років тому +22

      @@MIXMASTER6991 Except they weren't she lost her family and had to live life on the run constantly. Spoilers follow...
      Then she met someone who cared but took away her freedom which would be hard.
      Then that person dies protecting her and her whole world has fallen apart again. You can say it is her fault that person died but not really it is Lilith's fault for bringing a kid into a vault monster room. An angry emotional kid.

    • @carlosbaroni1158
      @carlosbaroni1158 5 років тому +32

      Is not even the angry child,as soon as you meet her where she acts over the top trying to impress you is annoying and super forced

  • @TheDraktbagit
    @TheDraktbagit 5 років тому +1611

    Alex and Oj are way better than the calypso twins no comparison.

    • @saiyan26
      @saiyan26 5 років тому +32

      "We don't chew so good bro!" 🤣

    • @ghostdoggtv
      @ghostdoggtv 5 років тому +1

      If gearbox patches them in, I would buy the game, remote download and go straight home from work to play. Til then...

    • @ghostdoggtv
      @ghostdoggtv 5 років тому +2

      @@ryze9153 good luck, ur gonna need it

    • @roofcake8951
      @roofcake8951 5 років тому +3

      @@dogsbreakfast4952 Sounds like you speak from experience...

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 5 років тому

      Roofcake 🤦‍♂️

  • @CringeConsultant
    @CringeConsultant 4 роки тому +1678

    You know a Borderlands is trash when Claptrap isn't the most annoying character.

    • @fickificki2391
      @fickificki2391 4 роки тому +60

      @Drew Biggah think it's far worse than bl2. I'd rather play bl2 even today

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 роки тому +105

      Joshua Ni'huiginn claptrap isn't annoying, claptrap is awesome!

    • @horzinesecurityagent1732
      @horzinesecurityagent1732 4 роки тому +21

      Bordorlands 1 is still king

    • @ResidentRecon89
      @ResidentRecon89 4 роки тому +26

      Drew Biggah know what Game is trash? Destiny.

    • @legendaryhumper
      @legendaryhumper 4 роки тому +41

      @Drew Biggah It is the worse out of all the borderlands games story wise, but it is the best in terms of gameplay.

  • @psbox362
    @psbox362 5 років тому +833

    The writing team is different. They have none of the old writers. In fact, the writers for this game have absolutely zero writing credits before this game.
    It kinda shows...

    • @Illusive1313
      @Illusive1313 5 років тому +93

      The story after killing Troy felt so incredibly dragged out. In fact, everything you do on Nekrosomething makes so little sense. The planet's setting is incredible, but I just wanted the story to finally end, so I can start with TVHM and mayhem stuff already.

    • @xJayhawkFANx
      @xJayhawkFANx 5 років тому +14

      Main story I agree. But there are several side missions that actually got some real chuckles out of me

    • @aldairlara5582
      @aldairlara5582 5 років тому +44

      Yeah I really felt the decay in the writing, it just felt super cringe

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 років тому +8

      they should fired the writers because they didn't even try at all

    • @THEFIREBIRD1000
      @THEFIREBIRD1000 5 років тому +61

      I had concerns as soon as I knew Anthony Burch left the writing team. People don't realize how much his humor injected life into the series. For reference check out the series HAWP, his sister on the channel is the original voice of tina!

  • @cursor8512
    @cursor8512 5 років тому +1490

    You know something is wrong when claptrap is the least annoying character😂

    • @Jeikobu
      @Jeikobu 5 років тому +87

      I personally never really liked Claptrap, but hilariously this game had me actually liking him and enjoying his little bits of commentary cause it wasn't much or often. However for the most part I've been dissapointed by the story and characters.

    • @autobotzapof0002
      @autobotzapof0002 5 років тому +7

      LEAST!??! I thought he was really annoying for the ONLY TIME IN THE WHOLE SERIES IN THIS GAME!!! I thought everyone was all right.

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 5 років тому +33

      Claptrap/tina/kreig/brick are my favorite characters. My most hated is Pickle/Ava/Lilith

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 5 років тому +17

      I idolized claptrap when i was little. Now my favorite character is kreig

    • @cecollins68
      @cecollins68 5 років тому +29

      Claptrap was ironicly annoying, these new characters are not trying to be which makes them suck.

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer 5 років тому +1531

    At least Handsome Jack was actually funny

    • @luminarkhunter776
      @luminarkhunter776 5 років тому +56

      I know right!?!?!?!??!?!?!? I keep hoping he would show up soon when I was playing... It was disappointing to say the least

    • @screaming_in_key
      @screaming_in_key 5 років тому +103

      “god these pretzels suck”

    • @coobk
      @coobk 4 роки тому +70

      *bad violin noises*
      "aw screw you it would have been hilarikus if i had found it earlier"

    • @maddawg9644
      @maddawg9644 4 роки тому +17

      IPAWNHOES he does show up........ just as a legendary gun :(

    • @Bram25
      @Bram25 4 роки тому +35

      If Jack made butt jokes, he was also strangling someone or ordering ponies made out of diamonds! While the twins made butt jokes, it was more like they had a lot of fun in the recording booth snickering and all. It felt so childish and immature. Well, maybe because they are still a bunch of kids while living on Whateverthatplanetiscalled.
      I miss Jack and I still hope Borderlands 4 will have Handsome Jack returning in a body. (As the Jackhammer sometimes talks to you: "Eeeey, what if we look for a loader bot and you upload me in there! :D :D ")

  • @thatonecaryouwant
    @thatonecaryouwant 4 роки тому +310

    My favorite reference is when the revive station says "Hey you, finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

  • @muffaloswolja8654
    @muffaloswolja8654 5 років тому +518

    They should just replace the twins with OJ and Alex. 10/10 story then.

    • @richardshiflett5181
      @richardshiflett5181 5 років тому +3

      Eh. They were fine.

    • @iro6758
      @iro6758 5 років тому +20

      Not lying, I'd buy that DLC lol

    • @muffaloswolja8654
      @muffaloswolja8654 5 років тому +6

      They really screwed themselves with Jack. It’s no surprise we all expected better in the villain department. There’s still hope for DLC. Make Ava the villain.

  • @typhon78
    @typhon78 5 років тому +371

    Gearbox: Make the twins bad, really bad.
    Storywriter: Like evil or Annoyingly bad?
    Gearbox: Yes
    Storywriter: Gotcha

    • @puppetgamer239
      @puppetgamer239 5 років тому +5

      I kinda like how bad they are tho

    • @puntybrah
      @puntybrah 5 років тому +3

      yet still not as bad as these "yes" jokes.

    • @garlygunto
      @garlygunto 5 років тому

      @UCY9STZm5l-djUJp07wQmG0g joke went over your tiny brain

    • @rileygibson242
      @rileygibson242 5 років тому +1

      Aweful comment

    • @mindsouljah
      @mindsouljah 5 років тому +1

      @@puntybrah that was a good one

  • @DrMoxmoReadings
    @DrMoxmoReadings 5 років тому +471

    "Who would put sh!t in a lootbox!?"
    I can think of a few companies that would....

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 5 років тому +9

      Lootagrams

    • @KandyKane1888
      @KandyKane1888 5 років тому +6

      Bethesda.

    • @autobotzapof0002
      @autobotzapof0002 5 років тому +1

      @@actualteddybear891 OMFG HATE THOSE THINGS

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 5 років тому +1

      Activision, EA are the worst though

    • @Nynja123TRT
      @Nynja123TRT 5 років тому +3

      There's a side-quest that shits all over microtransactions and it's actually amazing XD

  • @liFE-gt6or
    @liFE-gt6or 4 роки тому +440

    Randy pitchford has the brain set of a 6 year old and the humor sense of a 9 year old

    • @tacoforce5
      @tacoforce5 4 роки тому +71

      and the ability to pay his employees of a sweatshop owner

    • @stevsux4442
      @stevsux4442 4 роки тому +42

      Fortunately for him those are the two age groups he's attracted to (allegedly)

    • @oblivexx
      @oblivexx 4 роки тому +2

      Just like Admiral Mikey.

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 3 роки тому +4

      And the desires of someone in a mid life crisis

    • @Cheeki_breeki6
      @Cheeki_breeki6 3 роки тому +2

      He is a scum bag

  • @Rift_Hawkman
    @Rift_Hawkman 5 років тому +300

    The villains are like Jake and Logan Paul
    Loud
    Annoying
    Stupid
    Kid humor
    And make you question life
    Truly evil

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 5 років тому +3

      Basically borderlands humor since 1

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 5 років тому

      😂 so true

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 5 років тому +2

      @@ashleyjohansson230 what was wrong borderlands one?

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 5 років тому +8

      @@dominatorprime4705 Borderlands humor has always been dry, bland and loud and annoying. I don't get why people think its any different

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 5 років тому

      @@ashleyjohansson230 so your saying the borderlands 2 is the best sequel then 1 and 3?

  • @thee_morpheus
    @thee_morpheus 5 років тому +1746

    Not enough Brick, Mordecai and Tina, and what happened to Axton, Salvador and Dr. Zed?

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 5 років тому +151

      Morpheus honestly I was hoping we’d have the option of picking from previous vault hunters and the new ones

    • @TypicalBLKW
      @TypicalBLKW 5 років тому +52

      Morpheus didn’t axton and Gaige go on an adventure together?

    • @tiredleagueoflegendsplayer3605
      @tiredleagueoflegendsplayer3605 5 років тому +38

      Yeah they went to a planet out of the system to get the vault there

    • @bandanasnek
      @bandanasnek 5 років тому +86

      I'm wondering where the Conductor of the poop train is at...

    • @nano3226
      @nano3226 5 років тому +5

      Morpheus there not dead I can tell ya that

  • @oliverinnocent639
    @oliverinnocent639 5 років тому +511

    It's becoming a tired trope where you have the typical smartass, badass, hardass, teenager girl companion.

    • @AleXavieR-l2t
      @AleXavieR-l2t 5 років тому +101

      Thortimus Yorkal You forgot the,” I lost my parents so that gives me a reason to be a douche and people should be sorry for me” trope.

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 5 років тому +19

      Its almost like teenage girls complain the loudest on the internet.

    • @hamstersama4801
      @hamstersama4801 5 років тому +21

      Mr Scratch And that’s why they should be banned from the internet.

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 5 років тому +21

      @Damien Garcia You know what the best way to do that is? Have everyone tell you shes important, without you know her actually doing anything impressive or important.

    • @lobster272
      @lobster272 5 років тому +1

      Jesus get over it. Who fucking cares?

  • @DeadRatStew
    @DeadRatStew 4 роки тому +221

    Honestly borderlands 2 had the best story, handsome Jack was an absolute perfect villain, but these two as villains was like 10 steps back, I don’t like the bad guys were just wannabe UA-camrs,

    • @solidsnakeshugecake
      @solidsnakeshugecake 2 роки тому +7

      They should've made katagawa the main villian and changed the story a bit obviously to fit that

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 4 місяці тому

      I personally think takes from the borderlands had the best story but we can all agree 3 was abysmal

  • @LetoShade
    @LetoShade 5 років тому +1097

    Borderlands 4 begins with Ava being murdered by Angry Joe xD
    Get on it Gearbox!

    • @Astonvman007
      @Astonvman007 5 років тому +23

      10/10 right there!

    • @tfs089333
      @tfs089333 5 років тому +21

      @@Astonvman007With a spoon, then he becomes the next villain which all the vault hunters must rally against

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 5 років тому +20

      He's gonna have a slightly different name like Rageful Jon

    • @t-gunxxzz8053
      @t-gunxxzz8053 5 років тому +3

      One of the Best title ever for borderlands

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 5 років тому +3

      10/10, Game of the Year winner.

  • @TheN8ism
    @TheN8ism 5 років тому +508

    Whoever wrote Handsome Jack must have quit. Because that sort of writing is nowhere to be found.

    • @TheStormbringer8751
      @TheStormbringer8751 5 років тому +114

      Anthony Burch and yeah, he's gone.

    • @joegroves4695
      @joegroves4695 5 років тому +8

      Was jack the same voice actor as katagawa? Sounded very similar to me

    • @CarlosHernandez-vu4lq
      @CarlosHernandez-vu4lq 5 років тому +77

      I agree 100% I never got turned off during BL2 story, yes it could be bothersome since you’re hearing the same things every time; but It never threw me off. Compared to this trash story of BL3 which is focused on females characters only. And on top of that It should’ve been Tina the main girl of this story, but I had to be this annoying little fucker called Ava which makes no sense in the entire story line

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 5 років тому +3

      @@joegroves4695 No

    • @Vaioplayer88
      @Vaioplayer88 5 років тому +27

      @@jefferyslack9088 how is 1 and 2 terrible compared to 3?

  • @CaptainEggcellent
    @CaptainEggcellent 5 років тому +1433

    Damn those Wolfenstein sisters were so annoying.

  • @MasterfulPeon
    @MasterfulPeon 4 роки тому +257

    Says a lot when Angry Joe’s parody of the Calypso twins are many times more entertaining then the actual twins.

    • @xlekhano4792
      @xlekhano4792 2 роки тому +7

      Fr lol oj is so funny in these

  • @sweatytryhard9891
    @sweatytryhard9891 5 років тому +413

    80% of the bad jokes my mind processed as normal conversation.

    • @Dan-si8eu
      @Dan-si8eu 5 років тому +35

      Same, I think part of it may have been from playing BL2 so much personally

    • @aniruddhadas1011
      @aniruddhadas1011 5 років тому

      @@Dan-si8eu yeah,consider that 'playful'? dialogue hehe

    • @quizredx
      @quizredx 5 років тому +1

      you sound like someone who is working in customer service.

    • @jacobmeza91
      @jacobmeza91 5 років тому

      Holy shit me too

  • @rockassman
    @rockassman 5 років тому +329

    I actually like the idea of villains that use social media to control a cult but gearbox doubled down wayyyy to hard on the intentional cringe and so final product is just cringe

    • @ReedBoi-tv2se
      @ReedBoi-tv2se 5 років тому +27

      I was hoping it would evolve into them being revealed as shitty children when faced with the actual power and horror of the vault

    • @magnieto1
      @magnieto1 4 роки тому +3

      ...Intentional?

  • @kryptofullmetal5553
    @kryptofullmetal5553 5 років тому +192

    i always knew the villians wouldn't live up to jack.
    i mean seriously man, butt stalion.

    • @wisdomfox857
      @wisdomfox857 5 років тому

      How about a ava villian

    • @SuperSigite
      @SuperSigite 5 років тому +10

      No villain will and it’s dumb to think otherwise. Handsome jack is the best villain of all time for video games.

    • @Mr.Xarxes
      @Mr.Xarxes 5 років тому +6

      The fact that he truly believed he was the hero added so many layers of depth to his character

    • @SuperSigite
      @SuperSigite 5 років тому +1

      one departed and the entire vibe of the game shifted when he killed Roland, cause up to that point he just talked crazy like haha I’m gonna kill you guys, then he really does and you’re like oh shit

    • @kryptofullmetal5553
      @kryptofullmetal5553 5 років тому +1

      @@Mr.Xarxes tbh he was the hero in the end he just wanted to help everyone on Pandora.

  • @route77productions
    @route77productions 4 роки тому +458

    It was a huge missed opportunity for not letting us play as Tina. It would've felt natural for her to be a Vault Hunter

    • @zelestial1681
      @zelestial1681 3 роки тому +36

      Agreed.
      Also, idk if this is just me, but she doesnt look like Tina to me lmao
      She looks weird.

    • @juliohinojosa6923
      @juliohinojosa6923 3 роки тому +17

      @@zelestial1681 TINA, all grown up

    • @TheRyndiculous
      @TheRyndiculous 3 роки тому +8

      Absolutely not... That's called beating a dead horse

    • @dotflann
      @dotflann 3 роки тому

      Ew

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 3 роки тому +44

      lineup should've been:
      Tiny Tina
      a Hyperion Loader
      an Iridian guardian
      Mr. Torgue

  • @randomkitty2555
    @randomkitty2555 5 років тому +204

    "Why is it so nutty?"
    "We don't chew so good bro"
    best line in the video.

    • @LordCyler
      @LordCyler 5 років тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @eddierobinson118
    @eddierobinson118 5 років тому +419

    Alex & OJ r perfect to play as the duo villains

    • @0dixib0
      @0dixib0 5 років тому +1

      No, Alex's acting stinks, and not in a good way like OJ.

    • @FudgyTheWhale_
      @FudgyTheWhale_ 5 років тому +2

      I wish they'd drop Alex tbh

    • @palawolfy4855
      @palawolfy4855 5 років тому +7

      @@FudgyTheWhale_ why y'all have to be always so negative?...

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 5 років тому

      @@FudgyTheWhale_ how about nope

    • @FudgyTheWhale_
      @FudgyTheWhale_ 5 років тому

      @@palawolfy4855 dude alex is the most negative person on this channel what the fuck you mean

  • @00ABBITT00
    @00ABBITT00 5 років тому +329

    Joes opinion on the Calyspso Twins is EXACTLY how I feel about “content creators” and “influencers”.

    • @blueamsol
      @blueamsol 5 років тому +12

      Yeah me too lol but I thought that was the point all of those jokes that are made are literally someone that we would here off of UA-cam

    • @belzyk3dg122
      @belzyk3dg122 5 років тому +22

      @@blueamsol yeah your right. The twins are your typical youtuber twitch person. And tyreen is more bearable then alot of them. Troy is the trashy part of the duo

    • @milboxr9772
      @milboxr9772 5 років тому +4

      @@belzyk3dg122 I actually enjoyed troy more than tyreen, or i guess I should say I tolerated troy more than tyreen

    • @Seanana_
      @Seanana_ 5 років тому +2

      It is almost like that's the joke

    • @lanceseaman88
      @lanceseaman88 5 років тому +1

      I think that's why a lot of youtubers don't like the twins. Especially when they shit on the twins and then end the video with "like, subscribe and punch that like button! Oh and don't forget to ring the bell! " (or some iteration of). It's like the saying "the truth hurts" they know its making an ass out of em and they feel uncomfortable by it.

  • @ethanb6647
    @ethanb6647 2 роки тому +46

    Oddly enough, 3 years later as streaming culture itself has gotten cringier and annoying, theyve aged really well

    • @lonewanderer9982
      @lonewanderer9982 Рік тому +13

      No kidding went from hating them to damn this is accurate 😂😆

    • @irishpizza2823
      @irishpizza2823 24 дні тому

      The copium is off the charts lmao. They were annoying then, and they're annoying now.

  • @geoffxx12
    @geoffxx12 5 років тому +190

    "Why's it so chunky?"
    "We don't chew so good bro!"

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 років тому +1

      Geoff Roth 😂

  • @Xirangeix101
    @Xirangeix101 5 років тому +321

    Of course joe sleeps in his jeans, Superman shirt and leather jacket at all times.

    • @notrenbanney2450
      @notrenbanney2450 5 років тому +14

      Those aren't cloths that's just his skin

    • @ne0ns0wl46
      @ne0ns0wl46 5 років тому +3

      @@notrenbanney2450
      So he is all time naked?
      UGH!!! Thanks for the nightmares!!

    • @LuckyBastard12345
      @LuckyBastard12345 5 років тому +1

      Conner would be proud

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 5 років тому +1

      he showers in them too

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 5 років тому +1

      We knew this since Metal Gear Survive.

  • @davissmedley5937
    @davissmedley5937 5 років тому +568

    Anthony Burch wasn’t the writer for the game’s story this time around, and by god, it shows.....

    • @YETlbeats
      @YETlbeats 5 років тому +150

      This story is soooo weak and you can really tell they tried to push the feminist-agenda.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 5 років тому +94

      @@YETlbeats Oh God, not another one of these comments.

    • @EnlightenAlchemist
      @EnlightenAlchemist 5 років тому +6

      I've played the game but won't buy it till it's much cheaper.

    • @e1iteyoshi998
      @e1iteyoshi998 5 років тому +62

      @@TheAwesomeDarkNinja Given what has been happening in gaming news recently i can't necessarily blame him for feeling this way. Do i agree with it: no. But it's understandable to see why Mac Afro feels this way.

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 5 років тому +10

      @@e1iteyoshi998 no it isnt at all in any way lmfao it had nothing to do with feminism

  • @myzombiewilleatyou
    @myzombiewilleatyou 4 роки тому +260

    The story in this game was for sure not too great but the whole section with Katagawa and Rhys was pure gold. I replayed it just for that part and I firmly believe Katagawa would've made a Jack-tier villain given enough development.

    • @alexbiersner3350
      @alexbiersner3350 2 роки тому +15

      That would've been sick. Him being the big bad with the Calypso's just doing his bidding. Gearbox dropped the ball for sure

    • @benglendenning5723
      @benglendenning5723 2 роки тому +12

      I feel like Katagawa should have been the main villain, Troy and Tyreen should have been scrapped out immediately. With enough development like you said, Katagawa could and should have been the main villain with Maliwan as the big threat. I also feel like the Traunt brothers could have been like the army commanders, one for the light army and the other for the blackforce (or whatever) army.

    • @tarnishedhunter222
      @tarnishedhunter222 Рік тому +7

      Very much agree they could’ve made the whole game about Maliwan vs atlas and saved a lot more money and made lots more people happy while saving money to make wonderlands or borderlands 4

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 Рік тому +5

      Honestly, I think that's the biggest problem with Jack. He left such a huge impact that any antagonistic threat afterwards is essentially doomed to live in his shadow, and be constantly compared to him, along with standards which could lead to some unreasonable expectations.
      Plus, I think the Calypsos were a case of where the writers tried so hard to parody obnoxious internet influencers, like the Paul Brothers, that they ended up emulating the obnoxious nature of those people too well.

  • @DescendingBlade
    @DescendingBlade 5 років тому +619

    For the love of God, Gearbox, get some better writers for the next game! This story wasn’t memorable at all.

    • @pantsenfuego9986
      @pantsenfuego9986 4 роки тому +56

      memorable in a bad way

    • @trevorcooper3268
      @trevorcooper3268 4 роки тому +13

      We don't need anymore of this shit. Let it die, jesus christ.

    • @Poedequin
      @Poedequin 4 роки тому +2

      Maximilian Bien lmao i can’t tell if you’re joking

    • @Poedequin
      @Poedequin 4 роки тому

      Shane wrong

    • @Poedequin
      @Poedequin 4 роки тому

      Shane someone mad?

  • @solotopp
    @solotopp 5 років тому +268

    End of the game: These three sirens are awesome!
    Me: Wtf!? What did they do? I'm the one that did 99% of the work and I'm not even in the cutscene!

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 років тому +56

      Borderlands always seemed to be at least somewhat aware of it, trying to make sure you get your credit but no, this time, its them and them only.
      Fuck it

    • @eccentricdownfall321
      @eccentricdownfall321 5 років тому +5

      Isnt that kinda of weird how the trailer for BL3 with tannis, vault key and vault hunters, it seem like the vault hunters were going to be animated in cutscene. But since that wasn't case the awkward cutscene with maya death and the vault just doing nothing on the sidelines.

    • @wraithflaire1639
      @wraithflaire1639 5 років тому +3

      @@eccentricdownfall321 You would think after Maya's death they would have learned not to leave people outside the vault when you go inside.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 років тому +8

      @『Platnum Breaker』 I mean, that was a big fuck you to the B2 vault hunters, including Maya. If its suppose to SEEM to everyone at large that Lillith did it but the characters know that isnt the case, that would be fine but Ava talks as if thats what actually happened.

    • @FleetingDream755
      @FleetingDream755 5 років тому +9

      girl power summed pretty nicely these days.

  • @nicholas9908
    @nicholas9908 5 років тому +152

    Girl power doesn't work when you focus on it. It has to be natural.

  • @Aiden-vi2qh
    @Aiden-vi2qh 4 роки тому +151

    They literally only needed competent writers and the game would've been a masterpiece

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 Рік тому +2

      One of BL2's writers worked on Half Life

    • @jerryseinfeld-
      @jerryseinfeld- Рік тому +2

      @@hungryburger1170 Gearbox did a couple of expansions for the original half-life, it's pretty strange; and for the most part, they're pretty good

    • @gostreiver8036
      @gostreiver8036 9 місяців тому

      Competent writers that incorporated the beloved established characters over almost 15 years of gameplay, instead of shit on ALL of them and kill the most important ones off

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 5 років тому +202

    Man, I never thought I'd see the day when twitch streamers would be villains in a video game

    • @oyeoye1112
      @oyeoye1112 5 років тому

      A twitch streamer is a fighter in tekken 7 now.. Julia

    • @HighLanderPonyYT
      @HighLanderPonyYT 5 років тому

      Sad times to be alive.

    • @jeramysteve3394
      @jeramysteve3394 5 років тому

      I would've enjoyed the villans if the girl streamer's name was alinity...

    • @jnhln5796
      @jnhln5796 5 років тому

      It was only a matter of time.

    • @BlondeWickAU
      @BlondeWickAU 5 років тому

      With any luck we’ll never see that day again

  • @rwalker0130
    @rwalker0130 5 років тому +445

    Why Ava when everyone just wanted a grownup or teenage tiny Tina

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 5 років тому +8

      If you take your time in the game, you get to experience a bit of Tina. Probably more than in Part 2. Unless you rush through things and backtrack for the side quests...

    • @gombar325
      @gombar325 5 років тому +1

      @@gooboberti can side quests dissapear if you rush the main story?

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 5 років тому +2

      Gombar32 no you can always go back

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 5 років тому +3

      Gombar32
      Side quests always stay after you beat the game and they’ll even scale to your level so it’s more challenging and fun.

    • @gooboberti
      @gooboberti 5 років тому +7

      @@TheDoomsdayzoner Tina always had an annoying voice and personality.

  • @decusq
    @decusq 5 років тому +814

    Did the writers even play BL2 or any of the games? I feel like there are so many inconsistencies in the story as a whole.

    • @joshdunn246
      @joshdunn246 5 років тому +42

      Yea so many characters are missing or have wierd plots also I feel mayhem mode kinda ruined the late game just made it a more rng version of ultimate vaukthunter mode

    • @TheMattTrakker
      @TheMattTrakker 5 років тому +119

      Nope, they hired a bunch of woke people and they have no actual sense of humor.

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 5 років тому +1

      @Wparker6804 to me who only played a little bit of borderlands 2 borderlands 3 is awesome

    • @authorrobjohnson3178
      @authorrobjohnson3178 4 роки тому +30

      @Wparker6804 I can tell. The humor sounds like it's trying to hard.

    • @lukeuntld072v3
      @lukeuntld072v3 4 роки тому +10

      Its terrible. I rolled my eyes in almost every scene

  • @McMannigan
    @McMannigan 4 роки тому +159

    Tbh, if they remade Borderlands 2, with all this updated gameplay and shit from Borderlands 3, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

    • @undeadgaming7297
      @undeadgaming7297 4 роки тому +3

      Please

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 роки тому

      Mitchell Mclvor didn't you hear about the handsome collection?

    • @Kairidabairi
      @Kairidabairi 4 роки тому +23

      @@larrypoppins6273 it's a remaster which bumps it from 30 fps to 60. Not even close to what he said.

    • @yaboirichard591
      @yaboirichard591 2 роки тому

      L

    • @SpaceWitch144
      @SpaceWitch144 Рік тому

      Bl 2 in UVHM has horrible balance...

  • @bradyward2177
    @bradyward2177 5 років тому +316

    Handsome Jack: Maniacal leader trying to purge the planet because he truly believes he is the hero of the story. Also incredibly funny to boot
    Calypsos: The Paul brothers

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 5 років тому +1

      Brady Ward kind of the point lol

    • @MrMetalStrike
      @MrMetalStrike 5 років тому +25

      @@alexgrey7972 The paul brothers should never be a part of any point

    • @stitchowi
      @stitchowi 5 років тому

      Brady Ward lamp

    • @kummakummakummakummakummac8606
      @kummakummakummakummakummac8606 5 років тому +1

      @@alexgrey7972 - The point flew over their heads. They didn't get it.

    • @AssassinsFear
      @AssassinsFear 5 років тому +2

      You make jack sound like thanos...oh god

  • @psixi7230
    @psixi7230 5 років тому +674

    the writing shows how disconnected they are with what people love about the first two games, forcing dogshit narratives down our throat. its a shame because the gameplay is such a step up from bl2

    • @5H4D0W-TP
      @5H4D0W-TP 5 років тому +40

      The skill tree is The Pre-sequel with the OP-ness of Bl2 and the gun system of Bl1. You cannot beat perfection.

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 5 років тому +7

      They could have given the shooting mechanics and movement a bit more attention cause they feel pretty generic which isnt really good concidering its the thing u do all the time

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 років тому +1

      i'm glad i didn't buy the game and i was very disappointed on how the game look but the story oh god

    • @thedukeofcrows
      @thedukeofcrows 4 роки тому +10

      K heres a thought. Take borderlands 3. Tear out everything but the combat and such. And slap it on bl2. Literally only one person would complain

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 4 роки тому

      I dont see how this differs from BL1 or BL2, same shit, same jokes not to be taken SERIOUS

  • @Kknewkles
    @Kknewkles 5 років тому +390

    So this time Randy Pitchford was doing the writing

    • @chrisprobst6963
      @chrisprobst6963 5 років тому +132

      That's probably why a teenage girl got the spotlight eh?

    • @OptimumCrusader
      @OptimumCrusader 5 років тому +21

      Chris Probst LOL

    • @tc2241
      @tc2241 5 років тому +25

      @@chrisprobst6963 damn.

    • @asterixobelix20
      @asterixobelix20 5 років тому +37

      @@chrisprobst6963 and her magical squirts.

    • @MediaGhost_
      @MediaGhost_ 5 років тому +23

      Forced female pandering, unlikeable villains, annoying "Jokes". Yep, written by a dumbass

  • @NorbeeNorbee
    @NorbeeNorbee 2 роки тому +47

    I loved jack, he was the top, those quotes of his were golden. When you leave the hamerlock village he calls you and:
    "Hey you think youll freeze to death out there? NAH probably not. The bandits will get you. How was my day? Pretty good, just bought a pony made of diamonds. Yeah, because im rich!"
    All the while hes eating a pretzels, man those were the times

    • @joshuaseagondollar2495
      @joshuaseagondollar2495 10 місяців тому +3

      The best part is the pretzels bit was unscripted.
      Dameon Clarke was actually snacking on pretzels during a take and that "God these pretzels suck" was a legit reaction he had, and they loved it so much they made that the official take.

  • @BillCollins53
    @BillCollins53 5 років тому +800

    As far as i'm aware the lack of claptrap is because of Randy Bitchford's abuse of the voice actor, who simply asked to be payed.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 років тому +90

      I am surprised he still has a job after holding off 12mil in workers bonus... well according to a former bear box lawyer

    • @jasonvoorhees5361
      @jasonvoorhees5361 5 років тому +7

      Imagine having that as a last name no offense

    • @BillCollins53
      @BillCollins53 5 років тому +50

      @@jasonvoorhees5361 well his real name is Pitchford but its more entertaining to call him that.

    • @jasonvoorhees5361
      @jasonvoorhees5361 5 років тому +8

      @@BillCollins53 huh that's kinda insulting and funny

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 5 років тому +3

      thats not it at all

  • @griffin3921
    @griffin3921 5 років тому +389

    The Calypso twins remind me of Ubisoft E3 presenters lol 😆

  • @Dantics
    @Dantics 5 років тому +623

    Love it when what I felt is validated by Angry Joe. Eff Ava.

    • @GreenWolf2k
      @GreenWolf2k 5 років тому +6

      Hey looks who's here. Love your vids bro.

    • @ZacharyHampton
      @ZacharyHampton 5 років тому +3

      People aren’t going to like every character. What fuckin guy wants to be around an irrational preteen who lost her only role model and is now on a ship with strangers. Y’all really don’t get the mental state of some of these characters. At least they feel fleshed out and have more depth than killing machines. Maybe that was a bad decision borderlands took, but not everyone can be tiny Tina’s. Some of them are representations of real people in a situation like this. Honestly I’ll say this again how’re most people (especially in their most delicate and fragile mindset) going to react? Sorry for the rant I just understand the psychology of some of these characters and appreciate the realness some of them provide. Are they fucking annoying? Yes. Half the people you’ll encounter will piss you off in real life, at least we can kill them (most of them) without consequences

    • @ZacharyHampton
      @ZacharyHampton 5 років тому +1

      Like her or hate her I liked my own side commentary when she broke down on the bridge. Granted I didn’t really say anything nice like the rest of you but that’s some shit that she would probably do anyway

    • @cosmicgaming5868
      @cosmicgaming5868 5 років тому

      You were the guy that lied about anthem being really good... Convinced everyone it would be good from your play testing when it was horrid... I unsubbed

    • @wedja7276
      @wedja7276 5 років тому +33

      @@ZacharyHampton people being occasionally annoying and unlikeable in real life is no excuse for writing annoying and unlikable characters and then trying to force them into the center of the narrative, even though they barely matter.

  • @LunarSovereign
    @LunarSovereign 4 роки тому +172

    13:52
    I just beat this game for the first time as Amara, and I COMPLETELY feel this. You can tell Amara is a very strong Siren, yet we need to pretend like during every major showdown she isn't there? Like after Troy's fight, Typhon's death, MAYA'S DEATH, she's just not there? Like come on dude, the entire power dynamic of the whole game changes when you have a FOURTH siren on your team

    • @Micolash_is_behind_you
      @Micolash_is_behind_you 4 роки тому +16

      it's seriously trashy how they played it

    • @Spamhard
      @Spamhard 4 роки тому +49

      That's honestly the worst thing about the series at this point; that they still haven't included the playable characters as actual... characters. For some reason they're never included into main stories and totally ignored in cut scenes. Why insert a new character no one cares about (Ava) and put her as the main "protag" when your playable character is standing right there and could have taken that role. Really weird story telling.

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 3 роки тому

      Mayas skills suck ass. All her skill trees are quite dog shit. Tbh I didn’t think u could make a worse siren than maya but I was quite wrong

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 3 роки тому +16

      I hated how every cutscene acts like you aren't standing right there and the game just happens around you instead of involving you.
      Maya's death was HORSESHIT

    • @-Samus-Aran-
      @-Samus-Aran- 3 роки тому +1

      @@santi_super_stunts2573 lol you obviously suck at BL2

  • @Mmmbananaboat
    @Mmmbananaboat 5 років тому +209

    The greatest thing in borderlands 3 is when you hear “oh hai vault hunter”

    • @goldencacti9844
      @goldencacti9844 5 років тому +1

      Oh howdy I didn’t see ya there

    • @vamps3000
      @vamps3000 5 років тому +2

      the chadd quest was also fun

    • @darl5104
      @darl5104 5 років тому +1

      @Whiterun guard damn imperials

  • @Kau_adh96
    @Kau_adh96 5 років тому +397

    Thank you for ruining Snickers I'll never see it the same again.

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 років тому +10

      That was snickers?. Dafuq

    • @battyflaps5410
      @battyflaps5410 5 років тому +4

      hell no aint eating one of them again

    • @nicknapalm8560
      @nicknapalm8560 5 років тому +1

      Looked like a Snickers or payday bar

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 5 років тому +6

      @@nicknapalm8560 payday doesn't have chocolate it's a Snickers, they used the same thing in their old Evolve video when other Joe is the tracker and he eats it lmao.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 5 років тому +3

      Dude, I thought it was mud stuffed in a box

  • @JaydevRaol
    @JaydevRaol 5 років тому +413

    Other Joe is definitely the best actor out of all them. He is really a pro at doing Angry Joe Skits at this point 👏 Absolutely love seeing him do stupid parodies in silly costumes everytime. 😂

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 5 років тому +11

      Loved him as Ellie in the Last of Us xD and Other Trump in Metal Gear

    • @AfatterMan2
      @AfatterMan2 5 років тому +4

      rdr2 review flashbacks
      whyboner?

    • @KaiserGuy1992
      @KaiserGuy1992 5 років тому +1

      he definitely adds a lot of fun in the skits

    • @sasmidraegoon4086
      @sasmidraegoon4086 5 років тому

      OJ really got me loving these

    • @MoriartyTheFifth
      @MoriartyTheFifth 5 років тому +5

      I think they're all solid as far as doing a skit goes. But yeah OJ seems to be on the improv classes or something. After that rdr2 review I cannot stop seeing how good he is.

  • @anthonylockheart358
    @anthonylockheart358 4 роки тому +165

    angryjoe: who puts poop in a lootbox?
    EA: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
    edit:corrected spelling

  • @firesabreRSA
    @firesabreRSA 5 років тому +625

    It’s a bit hard to beat handsome jack in terms of quality of a good villain

    • @donamameng
      @donamameng 5 років тому +30

      ZAK Attack troy was alright when he was alone on eden 6

    • @Cneqq
      @Cneqq 5 років тому +33

      you sure fam? this game would literally be better without a main villain instead of these two ass hats

    • @project_ronin4789
      @project_ronin4789 5 років тому +8

      That's not an excuse borderlands 3 isn't even half as big as 2

    • @mathieuedde1465
      @mathieuedde1465 5 років тому +16

      Project_ Ronin ? Bl3 is definitely bigger

    • @project_ronin4789
      @project_ronin4789 5 років тому +1

      @@mathieuedde1465 no it's not there 5 planets yet only like 30-50 areas

  • @saiyan26
    @saiyan26 5 років тому +320

    The Calypso twins are like if Handsome Jack only talked about Butt Stallion the entire game.

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 5 років тому +33

      saiyan26 no jack talking about the Majestic creature that is butt stallion would be better......it’s an actual living horse you know.

    • @captainheat2314
      @captainheat2314 5 років тому +19

      @@alexgrey7972 made of diamond

    • @christianguerrero70
      @christianguerrero70 5 років тому +15

      No the Calypso twins are like if I had to spend an entire borderlands game fighting against the Paul brothers.

    • @theswaglett7883
      @theswaglett7883 5 років тому

      @@christianguerrero70 Oh god that would be hella satisfying to play

    • @rebetrayal
      @rebetrayal 5 років тому

      saiyan26 that would’ve been better than what was made here

  • @redwingzftw50
    @redwingzftw50 5 років тому +191

    Joe crying after being woken up is a mood I relate with.

  • @joyfreg89
    @joyfreg89 4 роки тому +88

    i thought sirens were one in a million, seems like everyone is a siren these days.

    • @redmacholroyd8585
      @redmacholroyd8585 4 роки тому

      Not if they are boys only girls are sirens if they are boys then they are titans.

    • @salvatoredali4384
      @salvatoredali4384 4 роки тому +8

      Super sayain syndrome

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 4 роки тому +2

      also gay

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 3 роки тому

      Wasn't there supposed to be only four in the entire galaxy?

    • @slmtiger4823
      @slmtiger4823 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ackalan It was six sirens at a time, I believe

  • @noahleveille366
    @noahleveille366 5 років тому +369

    How to write the Calypsos better:
    Try to hammer home the fact that they provide the bandits with a sense of family and community. Make the twins guilt the player into believing that they’re monsters for slaughtering bandits (their family) when they’re simply victims of corporate greed

    • @BladeBlur
      @BladeBlur 5 років тому +56

      That and give them more than just being a generic "streamer" personality like Screwball in the PS4 Spider-Man game.

    • @jonathanzupan7295
      @jonathanzupan7295 5 років тому +15

      Granted, I'm not very deep in to the story (only play with the mrs, and it takes effort to push through with horizontal splitscreen + we work different schedules - so we've only just beaten katagawa ball)... but so far what you suggested is literally 90% of all the echo-calls from the calypsos... "family this, giving bandits purpose that, corporate wars fucked everybody, family family vault bandits family"

    • @artix003
      @artix003 5 років тому +10

      that would be too paradoxical to 2k's corporate greed

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 5 років тому +6

      @@jonathanzupan7295 That drops off pretty fast when the twins realize the vault hunter isn't interested in their shtick. Like, before you even leave Pandora Tyreen is trying to flex on the VH by telling a bandit to cut off his own legs for her.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому

      Also is a more clever and subtle parody of youtubers always bitching about demonetization

  • @90snetworkproductions69
    @90snetworkproductions69 5 років тому +262

    Fun Fact:
    *Team Rocket are better villains than the Calypso Twins*
    They lose almost 99% of the time, but their intros from the early 2000's were 🔥

  • @NYESPY
    @NYESPY 5 років тому +615

    Gearbox: "damn, our game needs a new story and characters."
    What they came up with:
    - "Quirky teenage live-streamers kill off super-powerful and memorable characters in cut-scenes"
    What they ignored:
    - Rhys: kills a vault monster in a power-ranger-style fight sequence
    - Tales From the Borderlands: ends on a huge teaser
    - Handsome jack: stuck in AI form at the end of the game according to cannon decision
    - Fiona: entire character ark for Tales From the Borderlands centered around being a vault hunter, was obvious she was going to be a playable character
    - Athena: is the true cannon protagonist of the Pre-sequel, is saved by a sentient vault guardian, alluding Athena is super important (nope)
    - Helios: is so large it casts a planet size shadow, is only a back drop (BL2 DLC had it as a level but c'mon, its the size of freaking' Elpis)
    - Eplis: residents are not cared for and ignored, despite it being pulled out of the sky at one point
    - Pandora Vault key: has a major plot point about being broken, is magically repaired when Ava uses it
    - Lilith and the fight for sanctuary: not recapped for those who didn't play it
    - Scarlett: leaves at the end of her DLC, is still alive
    - Crimson raiders: where the majority of them went after the end of the newest BL2 DLC
    - Hyperion Employees: form a huge faction, is never mentioned
    - Eridians: never clearly explained what the look like or why the destroyer killed their entire race
    - Vaults: "thousands" of vaults seen in BL2, apparently only 4 matter now (not about the lack of them, several others have been opened, but they don't do anything special)
    - sirens: a LOT more than 6 exist at one time, which apparently is impossible according to lore
    The characters that were ignored:
    - Athena
    - Axton
    - Gaige
    - Salvador
    - Torgue
    - Dr Zed
    - Sasha
    - Fiona
    - Scarlett
    - janey Springs
    - Gortys
    - Loader Bot

    Gearbox: "Quirky Twitch streamers are a really funny joke, we should revolve their entire personality around this sole concept and make them the center of our entire concluding trilogy!"
    ~ Edit: some stuff is wrong

    • @moomy_utters_sway8448
      @moomy_utters_sway8448 5 років тому +15

      Thank you for pointing these out cuz Scarlett still out there alot was left out or it's going to be in dlcs but alot of important stuff as you said isn't in the game which should have been cuz of all people I thought Athena would have played a bigger part

    • @cephalonplant4087
      @cephalonplant4087 5 років тому +51

      Everything you mentioned is my problem with this game. And the fact that suddenly Lillith is the almighty savior that needed no help completely excluding Roland or any male influence

    • @kalo47powercore
      @kalo47powercore 5 років тому +31

      Also, Lilith is treated like a hero even though she is the one who almost single handedly created Handsome Jack, nearly killed Athena, destroying Sanctuary, and shows a darker side to her; revealing that we are the villains our selves. But nope, biggest hero of the year! Hero my ASS!! This game should have focused more on her being the villain instead of the stupid Calypso Twins. Way to go Gearbox, way to freaking go.

    • @ikaika6397
      @ikaika6397 5 років тому +4

      Cameron Cascagnette They can’t do all this in one game. This will take several games. If they did all this in one game, everybody who’s complaining about the calpyso twins now would complain that gearbox just stuffed everything into one game.

    • @ikaika6397
      @ikaika6397 5 років тому +8

      Kalo47 they weren’t gonna make the Lilith the villain. They never would’ve. She’s too much of a great character. I would’ve hated this game if they made Lilith the villain.

  • @Red_Bishop
    @Red_Bishop 4 роки тому +33

    Remember that time when Lilith ordered you to run down a ginormous tank the size of a football stadium with a truck? It's like Tyreen also leeched out some IQ from her

  • @navigatingmadness180
    @navigatingmadness180 5 років тому +196

    OJ's unmatched ability to completely break games is truly inspiring

    • @haydenmcallister6647
      @haydenmcallister6647 5 років тому +4

      Jaamie B Adam Kovic would like a word

    • @PsychoticCpu
      @PsychoticCpu 5 років тому +2

      Not that hard honestly, must have fell through the map at least a dozen times in BL3

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 5 років тому +8

      He would have a bright career in game testing

    • @jorrgfromage9929
      @jorrgfromage9929 5 років тому

      it's a 8/10. it's a fun game, that's it

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 5 років тому +2

      @@jorrgfromage9929 stop commenting this on everything

  • @KingEaglez29
    @KingEaglez29 5 років тому +188

    “Oh hi vault hunter, I didn’t see you there” best part ever 😂😂

    • @beargrilling9785
      @beargrilling9785 5 років тому +13

      “I have lots of money for some reason ha-hehehe”

    • @beancheesedip8337
      @beancheesedip8337 5 років тому

      “I didn’t know I wanted to see you until I saw you standing there in front of me” that’s the best part

  • @isaacgray2222
    @isaacgray2222 5 років тому +77

    I felt weird playing amara through the story. The whole story had such a heavy prevalence of the sirens and amara was just another vault hunter watching everything

    • @DDracee
      @DDracee 5 років тому +14

      was the same if you played as maya in bl2. they would at times say they only have one siren (refering to lilith), completely ignoring the fact that maya is a siren too.

    • @Synistar
      @Synistar 5 років тому

      "Watching everything" nah the VHs ceased to exist during every cutscene

    • @GaZaRaVe
      @GaZaRaVe 5 років тому

      @@DDracee yeah it was basically the same thing in borderlands 2 where the focus was mainly on lilith and on angel when you find out she is also a siren. You also have that really weird scene where you basically watch roland get shot. You would think theyd actually include the vault hunters in the story this time. Especially when you gave WAYYY too much focus on 3 characters. 1 which people fucking hated. The other which people didnt like and lilith who i get is the commander but was yet again given so much attention compared to everyone else who barely got fleshed out.

  • @Jbourdeau1
    @Jbourdeau1 4 роки тому +41

    To go from Handsome jack to the calypso twins is like going from a super bowl team to the freaking Jets

    • @ME-mv6wi
      @ME-mv6wi 2 роки тому +5

      Or the Hollywood Rams

  • @subsume7904
    @subsume7904 5 років тому +409

    Did anyone else think Troy was going to overthrow Tyreen?? The story definitely seemed to be heading in that direction, especially in the scene where he talks directly to us saying something along the lines of being tired of being the leech (which could've been his plan, leech power until hes super powerful).
    The story would've been better if it went that way imo.

    • @decoy033x
      @decoy033x 5 років тому +27

      Yeah it dissapointed me also. Like Troy wasn't happy being in shadow of Tyreen.

    • @Gio-xz2ep
      @Gio-xz2ep 5 років тому +17

      I thought that as well, towards the end of the game he starts talking to you much more and talking over tyreen

    • @notavailable8201
      @notavailable8201 5 років тому +23

      @@Gio-xz2ep Troy deserved better hell I'd pay for a deluxe edition just to see Troy do us all a favor and shut his annoying ass sister up. And become the villain we really need.

    • @TechyPumperson
      @TechyPumperson 5 років тому +8

      I thought either that or he would get fed up being in her shadow and hed side with us at the end after tyreen betraying him

    • @66coldnight
      @66coldnight 5 років тому +2

      I already figure that they would turn on each other once they got what they wanted it katagawa should been main threat over them since it was original plan however they went with plan b😒👎

  • @TevyaSmolka
    @TevyaSmolka 5 років тому +310

    Handsome jack did give us a far better villain then these calypso twins

    • @tomasbar1101
      @tomasbar1101 5 років тому +7

      No shit Sherlock

    • @phantom_thief_jk9859
      @phantom_thief_jk9859 5 років тому +47

      It's kinda hard to beat out handsome jack

    • @unironiczaryamain4722
      @unironiczaryamain4722 5 років тому +8

      @@phantom_thief_jk9859 Yeah they kinda dug themselves a hole right there. Handsome Jack will never be topped.

    • @jake_a.lien_
      @jake_a.lien_ 5 років тому +26

      The Calypsos sounded like better villains on paper than in practice. They were extremely cringey and only got more interesting towards the end of the game

    • @EnlightenAlchemist
      @EnlightenAlchemist 5 років тому +1

      No one tops the jacks.

  • @LeeGinSing
    @LeeGinSing 5 років тому +182

    The intro was almost unwatchable... very accurate to the characters in the game. Nice work!

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 5 років тому +2

      Well unlike them, these skits take too much time and could be easily skipped.

  • @timothyscarberry5625
    @timothyscarberry5625 4 роки тому +83

    The ONLY way Gearbox can make this up to us is to make Ava the villain in Borderlands 4!

    • @vovazagach1781
      @vovazagach1781 Рік тому +1

      Nah, tearing her to shreds by Krieg would be much better!

  • @TheSuperboy91
    @TheSuperboy91 5 років тому +72

    joe: "why's it so chunky man?"
    Alex: " we don't chew so good bro" lmfao

  • @F4D3P4R4D0X
    @F4D3P4R4D0X 5 років тому +400

    I’m sorry but I think Ava was the most annoying character by far

    • @23kurtzy
      @23kurtzy 5 років тому +70

      What? You didn't enjoy being beaten over the head with the girl power narrative?

    • @jackporthouse3102
      @jackporthouse3102 5 років тому +48

      Dont know why you're sorry she's an annoying little twat

    • @scruf2002
      @scruf2002 5 років тому +7

      @@23kurtzy I didnt get a girl power vibe hmmm wonder why else she might be in the story. Ohhhhhhhhh maybe its because only women can be sirens and not any other reason. They put her in so she could be the next siren after maya I twat

    • @jgatsby5243
      @jgatsby5243 5 років тому +30

      She's so bad hopefully they will kill her off in borderlands 4

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 років тому +22

      idk whats more annoying the handler from Monster Hunter World the sisters from wolfenstein or Ava in Borderlands 3 tbh all of them are annoying

  • @FReeck216
    @FReeck216 5 років тому +227

    God, these antagonists are so annoying, spoiled and flat.
    I miss you, Handsome Jack.

    • @unversedhero6028
      @unversedhero6028 5 років тому +2

      They are supposed to be like that.

    • @nathanlobono5818
      @nathanlobono5818 5 років тому +28

      @@unversedhero6028 Yeah, that's the problem. They are the tired concept of, "Woah, why are millennials so wEIrD."

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 5 років тому +20

      @@unversedhero6028 doesnt excuse the bad writing, they couldve given them more interesting backstories and more depth in allot of ways

    • @FReeck216
      @FReeck216 5 років тому +5

      @@unversedhero6028 No, they don't.
      What does it mean - "they are suppose to be like that"?
      Who decide that? Where is it written?
      If it's your opinion - ok, but otherwise, really, why the hell they "suppose" to be like that?
      I mean, why antagonists in one of the greatest action-rpg of our time should be so boring and empty? Even thieves in "Home alone" have more personality, more respectable traits, and we know nothing about their previous storyline.

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 5 років тому +4

      @@FReeck216 They are supposed to be like that because of where they come from and who they are. The way they act makes perfect sense for their upbringing and their age.

  • @crimsondragoon4277
    @crimsondragoon4277 4 роки тому +13

    All four of the Vault hunters played a part of Handsome Jacks death but Lilith got all the credit. Mordecai took over when Lilith was captured and found out where the Warrior is. Brick help get to the tower and helped get to the warrior by blowing up that bridge and both help stage the final attack but no credit

  • @Maxiiimoto
    @Maxiiimoto 5 років тому +216

    Rhys: I will never forgive Katagawa for destroying Lazy River Land. I used to take my team there to unwind! And now I'm wound! And all out of bagels!
    Me: Ahaha, what a story, Mark!

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 5 років тому +18

      It actually did make me laugh a little.

    • @adamheeley285
      @adamheeley285 5 років тому

      STFU

    • @kujiko88
      @kujiko88 5 років тому +12

      I laughed at the cannon counting down in bananas.
      It's was like 3 in the morning and I was super tired, but I still find it funny.

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 років тому +1

      It's wound

    • @Maxiiimoto
      @Maxiiimoto 5 років тому +4

      I actually love the BL3 humour :D

  • @Stormy542
    @Stormy542 5 років тому +670

    “What we disliked about the story?”
    Everything

    • @jeremycampbell6189
      @jeremycampbell6189 5 років тому +23

      @@Skeletoncross The head-honcho himself Randy Pitchford is an SJW overlord so of course it's infested with that ideology.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 5 років тому +3

      @@jeremycampbell6189 Is it really?

    • @boltok9584
      @boltok9584 5 років тому +4

      @Shepard jokes on you Flak can't be refered to as he. Because they will get butt hurt

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 5 років тому

      I mean after seeing thw positive reaction to the borderlands humor, it was predictable they'd overdo it for the presequel, and that made it obvious they'd make it more PC and also way too focused on the more boring characters.

    • @Kryos-hf2rc
      @Kryos-hf2rc 5 років тому +1

      Literally finished the game yesterday. And I've hated the humor so much in 2, and the pre sequel that I couldn't finish them. The humor is just as immature and filled with fart jokes as the rest of them. I literally don't see how in the hell everyone hates the dialogue in this game but can stomach the other ones. Yes, handsome jack was the exception when it comes to the writing but he couldn't save the entire game. Maybe it's a nostalgia thing but this games humor seems on par with every other borderlands (not Tales, Tales is the best writing borderlands has had and I wish gearbox would let telltale take control of story)

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 5 років тому +203

    Ava thinks Lilith killed Handsome Jack?
    Maya and BL2 vault hunters: are we a joke to you

    • @sagepone5830
      @sagepone5830 5 років тому +23

      The canonical choice is to let Lilith kill him.

    • @burh7195
      @burh7195 5 років тому +2

      Boomer

    • @darktigersharkmax4432
      @darktigersharkmax4432 5 років тому +13

      If you let Jack talk in bl2 lilith herself deals the finishing blow

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 5 років тому +4

      @@darktigersharkmax4432 & sagepone And who in their right fucking minds would let that happen anyways?

    • @darktigersharkmax4432
      @darktigersharkmax4432 5 років тому +5

      @@ProcyonDei To hear Jack's final words and let lilith get her revenge? Plus you can do it multiple times so you can kill him as many times as you want.

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 4 роки тому +20

    3:16 hearing joe scream in terror as two serial killers break into his home with air horns is definitely the highlight of this review.

  • @miniclip13sa
    @miniclip13sa 5 років тому +90

    8/10 is what I'd give it. Gameplay wise it is the best in the series, but B2 is still the best overall because the writing and story and all that was just so amazing. Take gameplay of B3 with the writers of B2 and that game would be a masterpiece.

    • @donamameng
      @donamameng 5 років тому +3

      id give it middling 6 because bl2 is a high 7

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 5 років тому +11

      Marco N Borderlands 2 is a solid 9 wtf are you talking about?

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 років тому +1

      Sloan Anderson true but without the BL2 writers it make BL3 story 5 times cringe or 10 times cringe and imo if I beat the game and I would never want to play it again because of the twins

    • @donamameng
      @donamameng 5 років тому +1

      @@TS111WASD tlou is like a 9
      i put bl3 at 6 bc any closer to and any farther from to bl2 wouldnt be right
      would you give bl3 an 8 and bl2 a 9 lol

  • @NeobeowulfX
    @NeobeowulfX 5 років тому +138

    It's a damn shame we didn't reach BL2 and Tales from the Borderlands height of humor.

    • @retrolives3799
      @retrolives3799 5 років тому +11

      Bro people shit all over BL2 for being unfunny when it came out. Borderlands 1 was really the only one that was tolerable, BL2 is when they just cranked it to 11 with the annoying humor and they kept it there.

    • @Ronbotnik
      @Ronbotnik 5 років тому +4

      @@retrolives3799 People are gonna whiteknight BL2 now that its cool to shit on BL3 right now but honestly youre not wrong. Borderlands 1 rode a nice line then they just cranked it up to the highest levels from then on

    • @yamummyyummy4785
      @yamummyyummy4785 5 років тому +3

      borderlands 1 wasnt funny at all, what the fuck are you idiots talking about?

    • @hamstersama4801
      @hamstersama4801 5 років тому +2

      Retro Lives Lol, stop lying. The humor was fine in BL2. It was the memes that people hated.

    • @NamekJedi
      @NamekJedi 5 років тому +2

      @@yamummyyummy4785 in bl1 scooter says "smoking jesus titty cinnamon" and I found it quite humorous.

  • @hathorliderc
    @hathorliderc 5 років тому +249

    Ice-T is in the game? Well now we know where the writing budget went. XD

    • @attackoncake4851
      @attackoncake4851 5 років тому +23

      Balex was the most hilarious part of the main story for me. Wish they made him one of the lead characters because his personality beats out Lillith by a long shot, especially since they paid so much to have him in the game.

    • @krysisadvocate1926
      @krysisadvocate1926 5 років тому +2

      AttackOn Cake I was sad I couldn’t say goodbye to balex before The Great Vault mission :c

    • @hathorliderc
      @hathorliderc 5 років тому

      @Michael Bradley You're obviously a dumb-ass troll account who doesn't actually know how the voice-acting industry works. Go back to your mom's basement.

  • @marianopena7872
    @marianopena7872 4 роки тому +44

    That one conductor of the poop train is absent ... aside from one echo log.
    1/10

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 4 роки тому

      He’s on the way with a new dlc

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 4 роки тому

      that one guy better than nothing

    • @marianopena7872
      @marianopena7872 4 роки тому +1

      jack couch I’m super excited for that, but still a bummer having to wait an entire year for his BL3 debut. Also some tech savvy folks got into the files and found that Krieg was supposed to have a role in the main story. IIRC, Krieg was a spy for Lilith and was supposed to be rescued by the player on Promethea. I’m guessing somewhere along the way they scraped that idea, canned him from the story and created the coffee obsessed person (forgot her name) to replace him.
      Super disappointed when I read that, honestly :/

  • @brentblayoneblayone3948
    @brentblayoneblayone3948 5 років тому +324

    Whoever wrote this game's story didn't get swirlied enough in Highschool.

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 5 років тому +3

      "swirlied" ?

    • @murkrow1360
      @murkrow1360 5 років тому +8

      You don’t know what being swirlied is?

    • @jaydenheber2053
      @jaydenheber2053 5 років тому +20

      @@falcon8752 It's when you hold someone's head down into a toilet and flush. It's commonly associated with high school bullying

    • @Orexsis
      @Orexsis 5 років тому +26

      Just finished the game and holy fuck the writing is so terrible in every fucking aspect it made me miss the days of getting swirlied.

    • @brentblayoneblayone3948
      @brentblayoneblayone3948 5 років тому +9

      @@Orexsislmao I'd prefer to get swirlied as well

  • @zeepan5134
    @zeepan5134 5 років тому +254

    That moment when you realize that Joe's Calypso twins are more entertaining than the actual game ones

    • @chukman
      @chukman 5 років тому +23

      Also hotter

  • @timesoldier810
    @timesoldier810 5 років тому +145

    "pre-order bonus" joke relevant cause it in halfway in a game and all "bonuses" are useless after 3h of gameplay in any game.

  • @levibrewer8463
    @levibrewer8463 4 роки тому +18

    Ironically there is a weapon skin called "It's Poop" that makes your guns look like poop lol best drop ever

  • @allecazzam8224
    @allecazzam8224 5 років тому +413

    I love the gameplay but I can never replay it again because of the storyline. Oh God the storyline is aw awful.

    • @Micolash_is_behind_you
      @Micolash_is_behind_you 4 роки тому +15

      same, it's just terrible

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 4 роки тому +36

      Everytime I try to play this game I just end up going back to playing borderlands 2 instead

    • @hamzaahmad1345
      @hamzaahmad1345 4 роки тому +9

      just finished the game.............. Mayhem mods are solid. Also replaybility of borderlands was NEVER due to story but VARIETY of guns. Play it one more time when you are bored ok.

    • @Micolash_is_behind_you
      @Micolash_is_behind_you 4 роки тому +30

      @@hamzaahmad1345 ya force yourself to replay that game you hate, that'll make you love it

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 4 роки тому +14

      @@hamzaahmad1345 By this logic why wouldn't I just go replay any of the other ones that actually have a good story

  • @Davemate
    @Davemate 5 років тому +77

    "I'm an idiot for sleeping... Thanks guys"
    Dunno why this cracked me up so hard.

  • @shadowstrider8295
    @shadowstrider8295 5 років тому +596

    To be fair Tyreene had 1 pretty good bit.
    "Hey you! Cut off your foot!"
    *"YES MY GOD QUEEN!"*
    "Wait, no! Not both of them! Oh... He cut both off. Oh... He's trying to stand on his stumps... Okay hang on second."
    *Psycho screams out in pain and dies*
    "Sorry. They just taste better when their afraid... What was my point again? Oh right! My followers would die for me!"

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 5 років тому +6

      Not that it stops people from trying to claim that the twins were sympathetic characters.

    • @WaifuDiver
      @WaifuDiver 5 років тому +49

      I mean tbf her Psycho follower was the funny part of that bit and Psychos have always been funny. But I'll admit I didn't hate Tyreene as much Joe did lol.

    • @Hugulubugulu
      @Hugulubugulu 5 років тому +4

      Agree. That's the only one imo lol

    • @Daidalos69
      @Daidalos69 5 років тому +35

      I really liked "KILL THE MALIWAN GUYS"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому

      @@WaifuDiver hard to hate someone, who's pathetic...

  • @gorrazin7983
    @gorrazin7983 4 роки тому +8

    I watched a video explaining the entire story of Borderlands 3. I've been wondering where in the hell is Fiona? We still don't know what happened to her after Tales from the Borderlands.

  • @dubiouswellwater1873
    @dubiouswellwater1873 5 років тому +440

    The gameplay is great but the Calypso twins are no Handsome Jack.

    • @Emboltic
      @Emboltic 5 років тому +45

      No villain will ever be as good as handsome jack

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 років тому +5

      Not even close to handsome jack at all

    • @Projectarchan
      @Projectarchan 5 років тому +19

      I honestly think they're just okay, but yeah...Jack's way better.

    • @gooseteamsix5894
      @gooseteamsix5894 5 років тому +5

      And the women empowerment bullshit made the story garbage

    • @themungingrapist2463
      @themungingrapist2463 5 років тому +14

      GooseTeamSix what female empowerment lol you are probably the same guy who got butthurt from female soldiers in battlefield

  • @sadisticsalmon2248
    @sadisticsalmon2248 5 років тому +229

    I’ll be honest tyreen was bad but Troy wasn’t that bad in my opinion as long as it was just him on screen
    Also I miss krieg

    • @zomgwtfhackss
      @zomgwtfhackss 5 років тому +6

      KRIEG! Most fun character haha

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer 5 років тому +7

      I’LL SLICE YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!
      But for real thank god someone gets it, I’ve never wanted to rampage more than after I saw those twin villains.

    • @SurBoi09
      @SurBoi09 5 років тому +4

      The poop train conductor will live on in our hearts.....or DLC perhaps? 😏

    • @visiblevisionward7518
      @visiblevisionward7518 5 років тому +3

      i remember finding an audio recording from krieg somewhere in the game, talking to himself as usual

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 5 років тому +8

      Troy had a lot of potential and they could have gone in various directions with his character. But they didn’t, and anything that was being hinted or implied was thrown out the window, which is a shame. He wouldn’t have been the next Handsome Jack, but it would have made the game better.

  • @brettevans278
    @brettevans278 5 років тому +557

    Ava might be the WORST part of the whole game. I think she's worse than the Twins.

    • @soraneptune4178
      @soraneptune4178 5 років тому +78

      Fuck Ava , give us back maya

    • @ipacklunches
      @ipacklunches 5 років тому +46

      The first thing my friend pointed out to me when we got to Ava's introduction was the size of her head. She's like a bobblehead

    • @sorryme7148
      @sorryme7148 5 років тому +12

      No kidding. She’s more uninspired than them for certain. In more than one way.

    • @cakeee5720
      @cakeee5720 5 років тому +3

      Kasch well i mean sirens are always female apart from that weird abomination called troy

    • @cakeee5720
      @cakeee5720 5 років тому +3

      Kasch agreed

  • @Nick-kw9oz
    @Nick-kw9oz 3 роки тому +10

    "They just give it to her" Ya theres so much in that statement lmfao.