Touhou Fortress 2 - Memories of Dustbowl (Part 1)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Another Touhou/TF2 Gag-dub I slapped together while on vacation because I got bored, using the first part of the Fantasy Kaleidoscope Scarlet Devil story. If I feel like it (and if I'm not slain for uploading this video), I'll do the same for the others when ready.
I own nothing in this video. Please don't kill me.
Oh yeah, Fem!Scout voice by DustyOldRoses.
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I lost it at "building a sentry". Too damn fitting...
You know what's weird?
I use the Femscout voicepack with the Aya skin. Nice touch XD
And yes, I see Yukari as the Administrator too.
Yukari voiced by the Administrator, PERFECT!
Two words.
HONG. _MEILING._
Category: pets and animals....
Trying to drag ppl to the touhou side of youtube arent you? XD
when team fortress has changed them job into dubber XD
my sides were in orbit the moment kanako opened her mouth
*Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background*
Sakuya: Intruder Alert! A Shrine Maiden is in the base!
*Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', Shrine maid and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the Meiling watching the board]*
Meiling: A RED Spy is in the base!?
*The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Martial Arts Manual off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Meiling dashing down the stairs and through the Arena sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step she takes*
Sakuya: Protect the battle!
Meiling: We need to protect the briefcase!
*Camera pans to reveal Keine trying to open the code-locked Briefcase Room door*
Keine: Yo, a lil' help here!?
*Meiling pushes the Keine aside and begins to decode' the combination*
Meiling: *All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!*
Keine: Let's go, let's go-
*Utsuho comes around the corner, Fuel Rod in hand, charging towards the Keine and Meiling*
Utsuho: INCOMING!!!
*Utsuho shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Video and Money Room*
Utsuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *screaming*
*Keine reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe*
Keine: *while screaming, he notices the briefcase* AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!
Utsuho: -AAAAalright then.
Eirin: *Ahem.*
[Camera zooms in to reveal the Eirin, with the Aya's corpse over one shoulder]
Eirin: Gentlemen.
[Meet the Eirin Title Card]
*Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk*
Eirin: I see the briefcase is safe.
Meiling: Safe and sound, mm-hmm.
Keine: Yeah, it is!
Eirin: Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a Shrine Maiden on the way here?
*The other three shake their heads and shrug*
Eirin: No? Then we still have a problem.
*He deposits the Aya's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Yin Yang Orb in her back*
Meiling: ...and a Yin Yang.
*Keine approaches and removes the Yin Yang Orb*
Keine: Oooh, big problem. I've beated plenty of Shrine Maidens; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing idiots - like you!
*Keine attempts to manipulate the knife like Eirin, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it*
Keine: Ow! No offense.
Eirin: If you managed to hurt them, I assure you, they were not like me. *Eirin deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to Keine* And nothing...nothing like the woman loose inside this building.
Keine: What're you? President of his fan club?
*Meiling and Utsuho chuckle while the Eirin turns to face the Keine*
Eirin: No...that would be your father!
*Eirin reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the Reimu and Keine's father*
Keine: What the? *stammers out of shock and disbelief*
Eirin: Indeed, and now he's here to exterminate us! So listen up girl, or pornography starring your father will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
*Meiling and Utsuho examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular*
Meiling: Oh!
*Keine frantically retrieves the photos as Eirin lights and and places arrow on bow in the foreground*
Keine: Gimme that!
Eirin: This Shrine Maiden has already breached our defenses...
*Fade to the Reimu, creeping through the Arena tunnels. She pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Maid Fairies with Patchouli. She slides a Yin Yang Orb across the floor, disarming and eliminating the Fairies immediately*
Patchouli: Fairies Down!
*Patchouli throws her book down and frantically reaches for her Spell Card, only to have the Reimu shoot her in the head with the Yin Yang Orb. The dead Patchouli crashes through a door and the Reimu steps over her and fires at a target off-screen*
*Cut back to the Video and Money Room. Eirin leans over the dead Aya, gesturing frantically.*
Eirin: *You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!*
*Fade to the Aya, still alive and record8jg from a dusty attic. Reimu creeps up on her and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting Aya, who engages Reimu with Aya leaf. A struggle ensues. Reimu deftly dodges and parries Aya’s flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; Aya is cut across his left cheek, gutted under the right rib cage, cut across the back of his skul, and is ultimately Spellcard break.*
*Cut back to the Video and Money Room*
Eirin: And worst of all, she could be any one of us...
*Fade to the RED Spy fighting a Youmu, armed with a sword*
Youmu: Raus, raus!
*Reimu breaks the Youmu's arm, disarming her. Close-up on the Reimu face as she disguises as Youmu, sans spectacles*
Youmu: [gasps] no...
*Reimu kills the Youmu with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off her spectacles, which she catches and wears, completing his disguise*
*Cut back to the Video and Money room. Eirin looks frantic*
Eirin: She could be in this very room! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be-
*She is cut off as her head kicked, knocking her out. The camera switches to Meiling, Fighting position, with a confused Utsuho and a panicked Keine*
Keine: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Utsuho: Oh!
Meiling: What? It was obvious! *Meiling cracks her knuckles.* She's the Shrine Maiden! Watch, she'll turn red any second now...
*Meiling and Utsuho approach the unconscious Eirin, with Meiling prodding the Eirin's foot with her foot*
Meiling: Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood.
Utsuho: So, we still got problem...
Meiling: Big problem...
*Keine lingers behind, her expression sinister. She approaches Meiling and Utsuho, retrieving the knife she pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily*
Meiling: All right, who's ready to go find this Shrine Maiden?
*As Keine approaches, she flickers and melts, revealing himself to be Reimu*
Reimu: Right behind you.
*[Touhou Project ending flourish music plays, with the beating of Meiling and Utsuho punctuating the beat of the tune.*
*fade to the scattered photos of the Keine father. Reimu retrieves one of them and tons of Yen then smiles wistfully*
Reimu: Ahh... ma 小さなカリフラワー .
*Reimu walks off with the Yen in tow. Fade to black.*
6 years later, and it’s still funny.
Best english dub of touhou anime ever!
Agree
really deserved to be completed
3:20 this is fucking gold
Grn soldier
PART 2 WHEN?
never :(
Beautiful
I really want part 2
This is fucking beautiful.
might i add that the quotes were well placed?
Why is this still unfinished after 5 years? I want this complete!
this was very much enjoyable.
Scoutit arrived.
This is so good!!!!
Drunk Painis Cupcake?
Engineer is dead! Not big surprise.
Bonk
Next part coming soon maybe'. Well, no chance of that, this is two years old and this guy hasn't posted for a year.
Epic Scout?
Legendary xD
Marisa is delicious
Mule Corn Cakes?
So, where is the female scout voice from?
Sewer Medic?
Where did Flandre's 'voice' come from?
The Bombinomicon.
did you make the other Touhou Fortress 2 thing before?
Check my uploads and see.
good point
next！！
Lol
Heavydile?
Drinking and no demoman? D:
Christian Brutal Sniper?
wtf
I was laughing so hard the whole time.
"Bloody hell what have you got me into mate this is mental" Wheatley voice from portal 2 right ? 4:45
Yuki-chan 365
Yep
Part 2
8:18 дохуя?
DustyOldRoses here is the queen.
RubberFruit? oh hell no!
Vent Scout?
GentleSpy?