@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.
@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.
For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.
The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.
For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns. By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.
Phil Granitehand dying going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!
He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.
I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.
Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released. Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓 Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔ Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢
"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?"
"Elves live in trees"
Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened
@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already
@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks
Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.
@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe
"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"
"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃
“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”
Filthy Dwarves🤢
🧝🏽♂️🧝🏼♀️💅🏼
- Turning Point Dawi
Don't worry Ariel will safe them. 🙈
Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.
A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen
Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.
I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.
Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that.
Being a dwarf is not a physical state.
It is a state of mind.
" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!"
"by grumni, what a cruel fate..."
Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.
@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.
@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.
"I will make you into a snowman"
*Malekith starts trembling in fear*
For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).
Do you want to build a snowman?
@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*
@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)
F for Phil... his intro got me every time.
F for Phil😞
Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity
F for Phil
Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.
F
Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !
F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice.
That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon
Certified Phil Granitehand moments:
6:38
9:02
11:25
Honorary mentions:
16:19
17:40
RIP Phil
o7
I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.
Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7
Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK
"There's no Gotrek without Felix"
I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.
He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't
Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers
@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.
Spoiler but
Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books
@@CozyBoat275it's finally been confirmed ?
This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!
Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies
Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.
He's a worthy drengbarazi.
0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.
Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.
Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side.
Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!
OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND
He got a mighty doom
@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet
THAT'S.
A.
**GRUDGE**
Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅
Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath.
Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness
An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!
Not just the men, but the women and children too
6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂
4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too UA-cam too date
Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.
F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️
Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!
Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.
Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.
F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.
Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂
F Phil, forever in our hearts
Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war
The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback
Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.
0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD
I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!
Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.
Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good
Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.
The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?
Oh ye of little faith
"There is no Gotrek without Felix."
...
Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂
F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.
F for Phil Granitehand.
That's a grudgin'.
Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.
I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.
I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.
Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!
I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart
The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.
Getting a beard ad is quite fitting
Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.
this campaign sounds like an absolute riot
F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero.
Fun watch as alway Zerk.
If you put a few items on gotrek you can get him up to speed 100+ it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see
"Ph" in the chat for Phil
I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.
ROCK AND STONE!
@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE
ROCK. AND. STONE.
@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!
For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns.
By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.
“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!”
-Durthu
Calling it “Elf genocide” is wrong because genocide implies elves are people.
Phil Granitehand dying going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
Everytime the Phil Granitehand introduction get played I lose my shit, it’s too good. Loving the content mate ❤️
phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video
Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book.
Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D
5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"
lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣
This was my favorite quick-play so far.
The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing
holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german
This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.
F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.
Ok i LOVED the Granitehands intro comedic bic. bravo
The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂
If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂
at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing
We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.
“Oh you’re an dwarven inventor, what did you invent?”
“Dead elves.”
In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!
He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.
this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.
Watching slayers with dual weapons leaping at elves like wolverine leaps at his enemies keeps busting my gut every time
When you talked about the landmark building, i heard the happiness in your voice lol,
Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry
F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.
I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.
Oh no Phill...................
Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang
great content. Made me LOL at granitehand.
This video made my day and struck many grudges from the books.
When I read the title of this video on my homepage without seeing who posted it, I immediately thought "That sounds like a Zerk thing"
Bunch of Slayers on adventure sounds like me and the boys on our way to heavy metal concert😂😂😂
We stan for Phil Granitehand!
"the fun never starts" is a damn fine line
Slaying elves will never be not funny. Also, that Garagrim intro 🤣
Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released.
Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓
Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔
Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢
Max schreiber ans snorri nosebiter heros are what we need now
3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!
There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!
@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!
@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.
@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!
@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)
I'm ready for some rat ogre army decimation!
4:55 an unexpected giggle also for me, but a welcomed one!
only a dwarf can hold a grudge against a tree
Azazel came at us from behind!
Well yeah! Of course he would!
6:46 Hey I saw those dwarf warriors :P
F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf