Dangan Salmon Team : Dating Events - Kokichi Oma (All Options)

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  • @Avadonia
    @Avadonia 7 років тому +10165

    “Let’s go through the trash”
    “You know me too well Shuichi”

    • @Rhysly_Winchester
      @Rhysly_Winchester 6 років тому +816

      "Let's go through the trash"
      To me:
      "Let's go pass the trash (Nagito)"

    • @n6gito823
      @n6gito823 5 років тому +79

      Lmaooooo

    • @iwannadeletemychannel8363
      @iwannadeletemychannel8363 5 років тому +302

      Nagito: *holds gun to head*

    • @molly_v3
      @molly_v3 5 років тому +63

      Rat.

    • @impaled756
      @impaled756 5 років тому +170

      What if Nagito and Kokichi were related as in cousins or something???

  • @lillianadkins5378
    @lillianadkins5378 7 років тому +7985

    Honestly I don't get how the Shuichi we know could say " Let's get horny after a meal". Imagine how shocked most of the characters would be. I bet even Kokichi just took a moment before rolling with it.

    • @nevruhotmailcom
      @nevruhotmailcom 5 років тому +883

      Lillian Adkins I don’t think Miu would be shocked though.

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 5 років тому +954

      @@nevruhotmailcom miu's just like
      lMaO i kNeW

    • @pastelalliums
      @pastelalliums 5 років тому +480

      Kaito- WHAT THE FRIKITY FUC-

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 5 років тому +322

      Mui: wait I'm the thot around here-

    • @tinyfacenagito930
      @tinyfacenagito930 5 років тому +143

      @@pastelalliums that message made my coca cola use the eject button it its seat- which was my mouth.

  • @marino6070
    @marino6070 7 років тому +9792

    It's funny that most of shuichi reactions to what Ouma is saying is "..."

  • @Apanovi
    @Apanovi 7 років тому +7565

    Kokichi in the AV Room: Anime is childish and it‘s plots are way too unbelievable to be any good
    Kokichi in the library: Anime is great and it’s fantasic plots are a great source material!
    Truly a living lie

    • @AFadedThought
      @AFadedThought 7 років тому +325

      Apanovi Anime was a -mistake- lie.

    • @monochromiya413
      @monochromiya413 7 років тому +188

      Apanovi I sense Irony and contradiction in these lines...😏

    • @MyMinamiVids
      @MyMinamiVids 7 років тому +264

      well you know what they say, the Manga is better then the anime!

    • @MultiMaya2002
      @MultiMaya2002 6 років тому +219

      Well eh also says "Time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!" In a free time event, and "Gotta catch em' all!" Right before the Insect Meet and Greet so yeah.

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 6 років тому +6

      Apanovi ikr

  • @dragnixstar
    @dragnixstar 6 років тому +7310

    The game wants us to ship everyone and anyone

    • @stupidbluegoblin77
      @stupidbluegoblin77 5 років тому +628

      You say it like it's a bad thing.

    • @agafa-ne-loh
      @agafa-ne-loh 5 років тому +152

      Shippers: DID SOMEBODY CALLED US?

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 роки тому +74

      @Caustic SYX THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC

    • @isaacchavez9239
      @isaacchavez9239 4 роки тому +49

      *MY BELOVED SISTER*

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 роки тому +111

      I ship the school’s grass with the desk
      Odd couple but kinda cute

  • @pipolita89
    @pipolita89 7 років тому +4731

    It's true!
    ...
    its a lie

  • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
    @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 5 років тому +5177

    Kokichi: "When I hold a knife, I get super nervous about nicking my own hand"
    Also Kokichi: "OOOOH, I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS-"

    • @smileyface8395
      @smileyface8395 4 роки тому +462

      IF YOU MISS THE SPACES IN BETWEEN, YOUR FINGERS WILL COME OFF

    • @noobythings
      @noobythings 4 роки тому +317

      @@smileyface8395 *shuichi desperately stares at him*

    • @fledermaus8694
      @fledermaus8694 4 роки тому +180

      I bet he loves the knife game song and the family friendly noose song from rustycage.

    • @beepk_
      @beepk_ 4 роки тому +165

      @hi how are you AND IF I HIT MY FINGERS, BLOOD WILL SOON COME OUT...BUT ALL THE SAME WE PLAY THIS GAME ‘CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

    • @monavity
      @monavity 4 роки тому +124

      @@beepk_ OH, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP, IM PICKING UP THE SPEED! AND IF I HIT MY FINGERS THEN MY HAND WILL START TO BLEED!

  • @pokemonique92
    @pokemonique92 7 років тому +4666

    Just a reminder to everyone, Kokichi is the only one other than Miu (the obvious perv) who's best option for the "what should we do" in the gym event is to get naked. Make of that what you will.

    • @tohruadachisnosehairs
      @tohruadachisnosehairs 6 років тому +151

      What about Angie?

    • @makotoiruma8771
      @makotoiruma8771 6 років тому +571

      In Angie's case, it's a Good Option (+0.5 hearts) unlike Kokichi and Miu, who treat it as a Best Option (+1 heart)

    • @miacita2412
      @miacita2412 6 років тому +295

      Pokemonique *OUMASAI INTENSIFIES*

    • @beloved1840
      @beloved1840 5 років тому +274

      im just gonna think of him as the nagito in this game

    • @coryparrish525
      @coryparrish525 5 років тому +37

      @@tohruadachisnosehairs because angie is best for EVERYTHING.

  • @avengingarcher727
    @avengingarcher727 6 років тому +3660

    Guess Kokichi really loves Shuichi

  • @maddieangelx9685
    @maddieangelx9685 6 років тому +5778

    He is so damn cute. And his strange laugh. It's.... just... unbearable for meeeee!
    Also he is a hilarous liar like
    "You know I hate coffee"
    and a few secs later
    "I'll have some coffee"

    • @purinsesu
      @purinsesu 6 років тому +263

      His Japanese Laugh is great.
      N I S H I S H I

    • @junkoenoshima1022
      @junkoenoshima1022 6 років тому +17

      Maddie Angelx me tho

    • @zimmaruu6824
      @zimmaruu6824 5 років тому +146

      GOD I know right?? He’s really cute. I Don’t care if he’s a little psychopath, he’s an adorable one!

    • @shinaniki
      @shinaniki 5 років тому +37

      “NAHEHE” 💗👄💗

    • @tirone7520
      @tirone7520 5 років тому +15

      @@zimmaruu6824 is he a psychopath tho?

  • @josephfoy9218
    @josephfoy9218 7 років тому +7458

    "Anime was a mistake. It's nothing but trash"
    - Kokichi Ouma

    • @monochromiya413
      @monochromiya413 7 років тому +49

      Joseph Foy 😂

    • @sonya6677
      @sonya6677 6 років тому +972

      Joseph Foy And that awkward moment when he will realize that he is an anime character........

    • @elizabethcontreras5241
      @elizabethcontreras5241 6 років тому +116

      *SO IS APHMAU*

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 6 років тому +385

      So that's the reason he enjoys digging through trash, he's looking for anime

    • @narararamammily5386
      @narararamammily5386 6 років тому +105

      Joseph Foy Tsumugi gonna pop out and smash his head with a hammer XD

  • @pogchamp3156
    @pogchamp3156 6 років тому +6204

    “We’re pretty honest with ourselves.”
    Meanwhile, Kokichi in the killing game~
    “I had to lie to myself!”

  • @glitchee9491
    @glitchee9491 7 років тому +6664

    2 things about the "Taking off our clothes" dialogue option.
    1- *W H Y I S I T I N E V E R Y G A M E?*
    2- HIS REACTION. Ouma was just like"Okay!" and I nearly fell off my seat like wtf.

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  6 років тому +1500

      He knows the repressed lewd emotions of a teen aged detective.

    • @KrystalKlearrr
      @KrystalKlearrr 5 років тому +430

      Me: KOKICHI nO-

    • @molly_v3
      @molly_v3 5 років тому +705

      Shuichi: let's take off our clothes?...
      Kokichi: *OKAY*

    • @realtheuhh
      @realtheuhh 5 років тому +75

      L

    • @rachelpatterson1115
      @rachelpatterson1115 5 років тому +257

      I *DID* FALL OFF MY SEAT IM LIKE WTF WHY YOU SO HYPED

  • @emartin29
    @emartin29 5 років тому +1841

    Ouma:''Maybe you and I were lovers in a past life!''.
    Shuichi:''I think this conversation went well."

  • @woomyida7131
    @woomyida7131 6 років тому +1447

    Shuichi: I'm getting sleepy...
    Kokichi: Do you wanna do something stimulating then?
    pulls out 5 gum

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 роки тому +15

      Woomy Ida claps

    • @pinkperson3172
      @pinkperson3172 4 роки тому +67

      *pulls out a 12 pack of panta*

    • @zdubbs7609
      @zdubbs7609 4 роки тому +23

      This is underrated wtf 💀

    • @topcomment7582
      @topcomment7582 4 роки тому +12

      The worst part is that I got that

    • @baconsoap5
      @baconsoap5 4 роки тому +3

      @@pinkperson3172 *that stuff doesnt have caffeine though*

  • @envy2273
    @envy2273 6 років тому +1553

    Mom: You need dating advice, Come to me if you need any!
    Me:

    • @person6983
      @person6983 5 років тому +16

      69th like teehee

    • @pew4604
      @pew4604 4 роки тому +37

      Ye, especially "getting horny after a meal" part

    • @zoestar3268
      @zoestar3268 2 роки тому +1

      Hu Tao profile pic for the win !!!!

    • @Starlight-tf7pw
      @Starlight-tf7pw 2 роки тому

      The video says it all

  • @anifansama9067
    @anifansama9067 6 років тому +5278

    Shuichi: let’s go through the trash
    Kokichi: ok!
    *looks through trash*
    Shuichi: what’s with all the bagels
    Kokichi: wait Shuichi! There’s someone berried in the bagels!
    Komeada: Hayyy got a minute to talk about hope?

    • @vibecheck2132
      @vibecheck2132 5 років тому +163

      Ani Fan Sama pin this please its sO BRAUTIGHUL

    • @wenhawhaw9029
      @wenhawhaw9029 5 років тому +93

      I spy a picky penguin~

    • @decristal48
      @decristal48 5 років тому +180

      Omg 😂
      Why it sound to me like "got a minute to talk about the biblie?"

    • @snail4229
      @snail4229 5 років тому +26

      HHAHAHAHA YASSS

    • @overheaddevil7294
      @overheaddevil7294 5 років тому +18

      JESUS

  • @kristinad4810
    @kristinad4810 6 років тому +3246

    Look at my gay grape boy

  • @yaelisaflores4574
    @yaelisaflores4574 7 років тому +1620

    when dating kokichi there is bound to always be some kind of freakin lie

    • @shylow...
      @shylow... 6 років тому +228

      Kokichi: I love you
      Shuichi: IS hE lYIng

    • @junkoenoshima1022
      @junkoenoshima1022 6 років тому +42

      Yaelisa Flores the relationship is a lie

    • @thomasedison5453
      @thomasedison5453 5 років тому +17

      The Cake Is A Lie.

    • @senoghaw
      @senoghaw 5 років тому +7

      -his love is a lie-

    • @DhahKhari
      @DhahKhari 4 роки тому +12

      @@senoghaw im gonna have to tell you *inhales* *exhales* *wheezes* sore wa, chigau yo!

  • @k1-b0akakeebo85
    @k1-b0akakeebo85 7 років тому +958

    *dO yOu NeEd To GeT lAiD oR sOmEtHiNg, ShUiChI?*

  • @HomeByMidnight
    @HomeByMidnight 7 років тому +3244

    3:50
    *still proceeds to play the knife game and cuts finger during free time event*

    • @Funkyskep
      @Funkyskep 5 років тому +169

      Yeah and seeing that as his favorite game means that he probably plays it alot seeing how focused and fast he can do it.
      Not like that.

    • @elliott8778
      @elliott8778 5 років тому +55

      @@Funkyskep not like wh-
      *OH*

    • @S3r0t0nin
      @S3r0t0nin 4 роки тому +16

      Rita Marie *O H*

    • @silly.oc.time.
      @silly.oc.time. 4 роки тому +7

      Like what?

    • @lucasalsa
      @lucasalsa 4 роки тому +8

      @@Funkyskep wait-
      what do you mean "not like that"--

  • @sayoriakemisalvato6277
    @sayoriakemisalvato6277 6 років тому +3194

    "...Is he lying about lying?"
    *inception noises*
    EDIT: I got a heart :')

    • @tirone7520
      @tirone7520 5 років тому +30

      Wait. Editing a hearted comment removes the heart.
      OP hearted your comment again, thats so nice

    • @oceanstarch
      @oceanstarch 5 років тому +32

      is he lying about lying, or is he lying about lying to shuichi about lying?

    • @magentashadow7488
      @magentashadow7488 4 роки тому +15

      Is he lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying about lying?

    • @kunikuzuzhi
      @kunikuzuzhi 4 роки тому +9

      @@magentashadow7488 is lying *even* lying?

    • @k4rlyuwu705
      @k4rlyuwu705 4 роки тому +8

      @@kunikuzuzhi lying is lying if you lie about lying about not lying because if you lie you like lie and if you lie about not lying you are lying about not lying and lying is lying but not lying

  • @mendelevium7408
    @mendelevium7408 6 років тому +1839

    *doesnt like anime*
    *later proceeds to praise manga and anime*
    *DOESNT*
    *LIKE*
    *ANIME*

    • @isabelvictoria160
      @isabelvictoria160 6 років тому +72

      Mendelevium He is actually an otaku, I kinda understand lying about that but since he's a liar we'll never know.

    • @Al_Marie
      @Al_Marie 5 років тому +39

      Either he's lying again or he's more of a manga person XD

    • @lowiq8176
      @lowiq8176 5 років тому +12

      ITS A LIE! :D

    • @rain-he6wb
      @rain-he6wb 4 роки тому +27

      Kokichi: I make many anime references but I D O N T. L I K E. A N I M E

    • @certified_idiot6983
      @certified_idiot6983 4 роки тому +3

      *sips fanta* and that's on being kokichi

  • @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657
    @bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 6 років тому +538

    Kokichi: "anime is childish"
    Also Kokichi: "let's read manga"

  • @cursedoverlord7199
    @cursedoverlord7199 6 років тому +1080

    In the cafeteria, he says there's no point in exercising since they can't leave, but in the gym, he says they should exercise.
    He really is a confusing character

  • @tamamanitohei9334
    @tamamanitohei9334 7 років тому +2216

    3:39 “Maybe you and I were lovers in the past!”

    • @stocking7203
      @stocking7203 6 років тому +518

      *flashbacks to fanfics of pregame ouma and saihara and images of ouma and saihara*
      holy shit dude

    • @clairedimlight5566
      @clairedimlight5566 6 років тому +488

      *I think this conversation went well*

    • @tohruadachisnosehairs
      @tohruadachisnosehairs 6 років тому +181

      But you and Shuichi love each other, right Oma?

    • @hotas6642
      @hotas6642 6 років тому +145

      3:31 actually

    • @lilyilyilyilyily
      @lilyilyilyilyily 5 років тому +101

      YO I SAW THAT AS A POST ON INSTAGRAM-
      That dislogue and then the pregame
      And I was like
      *"holy fucking shit"*

  • @microwavedants
    @microwavedants 7 років тому +1424

    2:22 BuT yOu ArE aNiMe

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  7 років тому +130

      Your current avatar makes sense. . .
      PS: If you are reading this in the future the avatar is Kokichi. . . The creepy one. . . Umm the creepy one with big ole eyes? Is that specific enough? ?!

    • @jazmusic4220
      @jazmusic4220 6 років тому +22

      Nishishi! It's a lie!

    • @microwavedants
      @microwavedants 6 років тому +15

      Kokichi Ouma!
      *How many of us are there*

    • @microwavedants
      @microwavedants 6 років тому +10

      I forgot I commented this :I

    • @jazmusic4220
      @jazmusic4220 6 років тому +10

      Kokichi Oma We will start the Kokichi army

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 6 років тому +891

    I am emotionally exhausted by just watching this video I swear...

  • @lust4vampire
    @lust4vampire 5 років тому +1267

    Kokichi: *doesn't like anime*
    Shuichi: Let's read a manga
    Kokichi: Yeah, manga's great!

    • @zombiezuid
      @zombiezuid 4 роки тому +65

      He just built different

    • @remongray
      @remongray 4 роки тому +19

      ITS A LIE

    • @ahamksyayday9113
      @ahamksyayday9113 4 роки тому +38

      junko also think that anime is for loosers, but in the game she always says something related to manga

    • @pintet.t
      @pintet.t 4 роки тому +5

      Arent anime and manga differebr

    • @lust4vampire
      @lust4vampire 3 роки тому

      @Happi Happi I know that now I was a dum dum when I typed this-

  • @estrada1528
    @estrada1528 6 років тому +3434

    14:20
    “So when I eat curry or sushi, I don’t taste anything...”
    *LITERALLY 20 SECONDS LATER*
    “I like sweet. Spicy is good too!”
    *Sighs deeply*

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 років тому +137

      I don't think that he lied about the "i don't taste anything" part.

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 років тому +9

      @@toolazy4names302 Yep.

    • @akiradrawss6206
      @akiradrawss6206 5 років тому +6

      @@bibirutan Well i do lmao

    • @akiradrawss6206
      @akiradrawss6206 5 років тому +5

      @@toolazy4names302 So ummm.. i didn't understand almost anything but suuuure lol

    • @bibirutan
      @bibirutan 5 років тому +5

      @@akiradrawss6206 Sorry, but what didn't you understand? She/He gave also a Link, so what's the Problem, bud?

  • @jardaysolar33
    @jardaysolar33 7 років тому +1341

    Says anime is silly with ultimate supreme leaders and stuff
    DID HE JUST BREAK THE 4TH WALL

    • @kapri767
      @kapri767 6 років тому +11

      Enthusiastic Frog probably

    • @penelopecaswood3565
      @penelopecaswood3565 6 років тому +69

      He's literally the Deadpool of Daganronpa V3. He breaks the fourth wall whenever he wants. xD

    • @cherryllanes8806
      @cherryllanes8806 6 років тому +23

      Kidna like the Nagito Komaeda and Deadpool (Maybe Celeste I dunno) of V3

    • @lunanikkikindredvampire6436
      @lunanikkikindredvampire6436 6 років тому +3

      Enthusiastic Frog oh yes he just did :b

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 роки тому +5

      He always breaks the 4th wall

  • @cricketwastaken
    @cricketwastaken 6 років тому +723

    I can see why Kokichi is everyone’s favorite character now xD

    • @Lehnhwa
      @Lehnhwa 4 роки тому +52

      Kokichi sometime annoying and kinda scary but i love it when he's joking

    • @helloandwhy1198
      @helloandwhy1198 4 роки тому +20

      @@Lehnhwa that what I love about his character lol XD

    • @miidnxghts
      @miidnxghts 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah no I hate him with all my heart 😀

  • @toastedghost5524
    @toastedghost5524 5 років тому +251

    kokichi: *casually talks about trapping shuichi in a freezer*
    shuichi: _this is fine_

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +335

    When Kokichi isn’t lying it feels... weird. Like when he’s dead serious, it just... idk... I feel... sad?

  • @pamelaibanez4608
    @pamelaibanez4608 6 років тому +1023

    poor kokichi, he was so funny :(

  • @hugotreminio
    @hugotreminio 7 років тому +817

    9:25 In Spanish “cojones” means balls

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  7 років тому +150

      Thank you for that insightful comment XD

    • @johnnyeriksson1511
      @johnnyeriksson1511 7 років тому +10

      Hugo Treminio

    • @m4kiroll932
      @m4kiroll932 7 років тому +23

      Hugo Treminio ajajaj thanks for the information

    • @lokalcrow1470
      @lokalcrow1470 6 років тому +57

      I still can't believe he said that (I'm spanish) :'D

    • @lauupeach7010
      @lauupeach7010 6 років тому +8

      But why he said that?
      It's a mistake or something? (I'm spanish too) :v

  • @seqka711
    @seqka711 7 років тому +866

    I thought that at least Kokichi would like the burning down the gym option... Who DOES like that one?

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  7 років тому +184

      There are a few people who are into burning tho i keep losing track of who is up for it.
      I think Kiyo will do it when he's done looking into things, Maybe Kokichi would if you meant it. . . Kirumi will with good reason . . .otherwise she's not into it. I need to know who my pyros are!!

    • @designedesires
      @designedesires 7 років тому +61

      Yumeno loves it

    • @xiaomusmash1494
      @xiaomusmash1494 6 років тому +93

      Jakk Hearts there’s only three people who even like that option; Kiyo, as you said earlier, Himiko, and (believe this or not) Angie. They’re the pyros you were looking for

    • @crayolaedits.1040
      @crayolaedits.1040 6 років тому +24

      **Slowly Raises Hand**

    • @xiaomusmash1494
      @xiaomusmash1494 6 років тому +8

      Cray-Z Studios put it down!

  • @garden_0fedenn
    @garden_0fedenn 6 років тому +816

    Kokichi Oma :
    “To be honest, I’ve always wanted to strip for you!”
    Fangirls: HEBDOSBOXHELDBWOSBWKSKWDBIDBWICHWHXUWBFOJQODBWIDDWIDBOSNDIEBLANSDIHEGXYWBSJSJSKSKSJSIDBIWOSNDOWKSOQNSKWNCIBEIVGWOHWKSNJEOHMYFUCKINGGODYEAHSSHH

    • @sh16n
      @sh16n 5 років тому +113

      "Oh my fucking God yeah"
      *"But that was a lie"*

    • @igobylotsofnames764
      @igobylotsofnames764 5 років тому +10

      @@sh16n cri

    • @Kkonpo_
      @Kkonpo_ 5 років тому +39

      I mean
      You’re not wrong .-.

    • @Kkonpo_
      @Kkonpo_ 5 років тому +4

      Kimberly Suarez thx dude :D

    • @adachivineboom
      @adachivineboom 5 років тому +9

      JOKES ON YOU
      *I only screamed on their Dangan Salmon Team ending, not for this*

  • @lenjamueller2000
    @lenjamueller2000 6 років тому +2241

    Better than normal yaoi tbh

  • @L0ST_P4G3
    @L0ST_P4G3 4 роки тому +391

    Oma-“I’m not into kiddy stuff like this.”
    Also Oma- *literally cries like a child and calls Kirumi “mom”*

  • @dantecortez787
    @dantecortez787 6 років тому +402

    16:14 COINKYDINK

  • @weewoo2650
    @weewoo2650 5 років тому +160

    ok so
    •no watching criminal organization stuff
    •no anime
    •no napping
    •no dishes >;(
    •no exercise
    •no be bored
    •no dusty
    •no

  • @miusaihara9516
    @miusaihara9516 7 років тому +333

    Yess date with ouma

  • @gamersylveon1358
    @gamersylveon1358 5 років тому +210

    "ever since I was born, I've never been able to taste food."
    "I like sweets, but spicy is good too."
    This is why we love you, Kokichi.

  • @cherrycoke6292
    @cherrycoke6292 5 років тому +204

    Shuichi: Let's read a dirty book
    Kokichi: Do you need to get laid or something Shuichi?
    Me: *Laughing in the corner*

  • @Scarlet-himesama
    @Scarlet-himesama 7 років тому +453

    I love this boy~

    • @JakkHearts
      @JakkHearts  7 років тому +38

      Same

    • @junedraws2236
      @junedraws2236 6 років тому +11

      SAME

    • @user-id3zu6wh3q
      @user-id3zu6wh3q 5 років тому +6

      He's my son so uh...
      K O R E K I Y O A L R E A D Y D I E D L E T T H E I N C E S T S H I T D I E W I T H H I M

    • @veeveegeegee
      @veeveegeegee 5 років тому +12

      i ThInK wE aLl LoVe KoKiChI

    • @melodywawichi802
      @melodywawichi802 4 роки тому +6

      I don't.
      ...that's a lie now, so dammit!

  • @shineyfish
    @shineyfish 5 років тому +179

    My poor boy
    He seemed so broken when someone didn't actually wanna join his organisation

  • @smaple6173
    @smaple6173 5 років тому +267

    Kokichi: **says he doesn't like anime**
    Also Kokichi: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

    • @orfhlaithryan1468
      @orfhlaithryan1468 4 роки тому +3

      @• MissPØker • bet kokichi's fav character would be vector

    • @orfhlaithryan1468
      @orfhlaithryan1468 4 роки тому +3

      @• MissPØker • he'd be watching the end like: "SO HE GETS FORGIVENESS AND I DON'T???"

    • @orfhlaithryan1468
      @orfhlaithryan1468 4 роки тому +2

      @• MissPØker • LMAO HE'D PROBABLY THINK VECTOR'S CHARACTER IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

    • @trearoos
      @trearoos 2 роки тому

      He also mentioned a colossal insect breaching the wall. XD

  • @fraz3030
    @fraz3030 4 роки тому +175

    “ah maybe we should take off our clothes”
    “okay! 😀”

    • @oxlae34
      @oxlae34 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHHAHFFJ

  • @MATAJADAN
    @MATAJADAN 6 років тому +564

    I'm not even in the Danganronpa fandom. How did I get here?

    • @thewildmonarch
      @thewildmonarch 6 років тому +123

      MATAJADAN Welcome, buddy

    • @edgarallan9564
      @edgarallan9564 6 років тому +103

      MATAJADAN *Drags You*

    • @thewildmonarch
      @thewildmonarch 6 років тому +110

      **begins chanting** JOIN US.

    • @MATAJADAN
      @MATAJADAN 6 років тому +84

      Alright, alright, I surrender. Where do I start?

    • @melodyloss
      @melodyloss 6 років тому +30

      Magic

  • @Mellowg1rl
    @Mellowg1rl 6 років тому +171

    Kokichi says he hates sports but proceeds to play dodgeball.... Makes total sense to me.

    • @graceandhaezel5197
      @graceandhaezel5197 4 роки тому +10

      it's his character, his charm. lie or not? we'll never know 😏

  • @jesusfarted9210
    @jesusfarted9210 7 років тому +461

    Ouma (At 2:56): SHHIT

  • @luckyinky7849
    @luckyinky7849 6 років тому +189

    9:47 lie-seption

    • @69seasons
      @69seasons 6 років тому +5

      Lucky Inky he’s lying about lying about him lying about lying

    • @frelodiefun1443
      @frelodiefun1443 3 роки тому +2

      @@69seasons everything u said was a lie😎

  • @neroctopusmess3198
    @neroctopusmess3198 6 років тому +154

    12:18 and it was this moment that he knew...
    He ship 'em.

  • @MultiMaya2002
    @MultiMaya2002 6 років тому +580

    Kokichi really seems to want to try to hook up Shuichi and Tenko. Lmao wut.

    • @sinaregaokumura9680
      @sinaregaokumura9680 5 років тому +78

      Maybe Ouma is showing a defensive mechanism of projection---

    • @Funkyskep
      @Funkyskep 5 років тому +209

      Not really, he probably wants to see shuichi get beat up

    • @zzenichu1225
      @zzenichu1225 5 років тому +58

      @@Funkyskep kinky

    • @hellonoodles
      @hellonoodles 4 роки тому +5

      @@Funkyskep ikr xD

    • @FloodyFlu
      @FloodyFlu 4 роки тому +23

      telling shuichi to go to tenko with that is his way of being tsundere

  • @mr.idonthavealife9146
    @mr.idonthavealife9146 4 роки тому +123

    5:17
    kokichi: quite literality saying "let me kill you"
    shuichi: *I think this conversation went well*

  • @lizardp
    @lizardp 7 років тому +420

    what a qt

  • @strry_night
    @strry_night 6 років тому +406

    13:40 but... what if I did actually want to join? ;-;

  • @mirahanami9711
    @mirahanami9711 7 років тому +354

    The last part seems yandere.

    • @clairedimlight5566
      @clairedimlight5566 6 років тому +113

      Mira Hanami "...But you have to stay with me, Shuichi. We gotta be trapped here together forever, okay?!"

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 5 років тому +21

      Yeah... This isn't the only time he's shown signs of this, though O_O

    • @Moda-pf8wt
      @Moda-pf8wt 5 років тому +19

      @Mc Animates COUGH COUGH DEFINITELY CHAPTER 4 COUGH COUGH

    • @thomasedison5453
      @thomasedison5453 5 років тому +9

      @Mc Animates *COUGH COUGH* SPOILER ALERT *COUGH COUGH*

    • @nono7120
      @nono7120 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah lmao I think he just doesn't want Shuichi to leave yet so they can spend more time together but cause hes Kokichi, he asks Shuichi in a yandere way to stay with him lmao

  • @DZodiark10
    @DZodiark10 5 років тому +174

    "To tell the truth, if i do the dishes, a different personality comes out...if that guy comes out, everyone's lives will be in danger"
    Imagining this just absolutely killed me

    • @drop6108
      @drop6108 5 років тому +28

      Tbh I just imagined him cleaning dishes and practically turning into an house-husbando.... yes I have problems

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 3 роки тому +33

      Imagine if every time he goes crazy in the game it’s because he just did the dishes

    • @DZodiark10
      @DZodiark10 3 роки тому +17

      @@LanieMae this is now my personal headcanon

    • @oxlae34
      @oxlae34 3 роки тому +1

      @@LanieMae PLSSS

    • @somekid8445
      @somekid8445 3 роки тому +10

      @@LanieMae tbf, his evil only started showing after Kirumi died, if I remember correctly, so...

  • @everatchetsgf8972
    @everatchetsgf8972 6 років тому +1490

    12:25
    Kokichi:Why should I strip for you?
    Me:Because the fangirls want it now strip my child

  • @magicwidgetdragon43
    @magicwidgetdragon43 7 років тому +183

    7:52 - Detective Conan reference!!! *goes crazy*

  • @lunamidnight9419
    @lunamidnight9419 6 років тому +367

    At 12:18 😂
    Kokichi : To be honest, I've always wanted to strip for you.
    That killed me , ahhhh...... Everyone just loves kokichi

  • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
    @paul_particularlyunhappynut 7 років тому +260

    5:45
    Was Kokichi disgusted by that?

    • @isabelvictoria160
      @isabelvictoria160 6 років тому +27

      particularly unhappy nut why going to the dinning hall if not to eat or something like that?

    • @oreanger2001
      @oreanger2001 5 років тому +5

      He loves to eat

    • @Funkyskep
      @Funkyskep 5 років тому +52

      @@oreanger2001 he's skinny, or underweight according to the monopad

    • @millakatariina64
      @millakatariina64 4 роки тому +110

      Really late but yeah he is underweight and considering Kokichi once says that "I killed my parents, but that's a lie, I only killed my older brother!" which sounds to me like his parents aren't around anymore and dice, his closest thing to a family, are also heavily implied to be orphans. To me that sounds like their situation for a long time was probably living on the streets (or maybe at some point in some crap orphanage) where they probably had a really hard time getting food or it was at least often an uncertainty. So Kokichi being disgusted by fasting really makes sense to me if you think about it in a way that being without food and starving probably evokes some really unpleasant and traumatic memories of the past for him. He knew what it was like to be without food and he doesn't want to experience that again.
      Sorry this was long and kinda dramatic theorisation, but that's what I've personally thought this rare clear disgust toward something from Kokichi was, since he usually doesn't show his feelings and emotions like this unless it's something he very strongly believes in.

    • @lexclay1566
      @lexclay1566 4 роки тому +31

      @@millakatariina64 probably also why he’s really pale (paler than all his classmates). Lack of nutrition will do that to you

  • @kinseylise8595
    @kinseylise8595 6 років тому +452

    Don't mind me just doing my future self a favor 12:12

    • @lilyilyilyilyily
      @lilyilyilyilyily 5 років тому +29

      You're doing me a favor, too.

    • @Funkyskep
      @Funkyskep 5 років тому +17

      *praise Atua*

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 років тому +2

      Lol i do that all the time

    • @ofwgktadgafls
      @ofwgktadgafls 4 роки тому +4

      kokichi: *oKaY!* 😌

    • @kinseylise8595
      @kinseylise8595 4 роки тому +1

      @@ofwgktadgafls Lmao I keep forgetting that I did this

  • @chexkers4212
    @chexkers4212 4 роки тому +89

    Kokichi is somehow the most wholesome and most terrifying character in the series. He’s kinda like Nagito, but more unpredictable.

  • @Arkhaismos
    @Arkhaismos 6 років тому +87

    I like the fact he is so freely with the way he talks and doesn't hide the fact he is gay for Shuichi.

    • @fishylittleman8117
      @fishylittleman8117 4 роки тому +6

      He doesn’t hide his gay

    • @Melisaoffxl12
      @Melisaoffxl12 3 роки тому

      @@fishylittleman8117 he doesn't hide his gay with men 😂

    • @fishylittleman8117
      @fishylittleman8117 3 роки тому

      @@Melisaoffxl12 lmao

    • @Finally_in_reverse
      @Finally_in_reverse 3 роки тому +13

      He’s so flirty with Shuichi and Shuichi is legit so blind

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 3 роки тому +5

      @@Finally_in_reverse “UlTiMaTe dEtEcTiVe”

  • @ihaz4u
    @ihaz4u 6 років тому +422

    0:03
    It's true!
    *two seconds later*
    It's a Lie.
    Me: *i n h a l e s*

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 4 роки тому +11

      Hey, have you exhaled yet-

    • @ihaz4u
      @ihaz4u 4 роки тому +12

      @@j.aeden.
      for the first time in a year, yes. Thank you for reminding me 🥰

    • @lilibeth3587
      @lilibeth3587 4 роки тому +3

      what-

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 4 роки тому +3

      @@ihaz4u You're welcome

    • @j.aeden.
      @j.aeden. 4 роки тому +1

      @@lilibeth3587 nani-

  • @victoriatran2262
    @victoriatran2262 6 років тому +132

    I love him

  • @avothasimp6513
    @avothasimp6513 4 роки тому +49

    “Maybe we were lovers in a past like” ok damn kokichi just say you think he’s hot you don’t have to make it cryptic

  • @elrorro1983
    @elrorro1983 5 років тому +186

    “Let’s go through the trash.”
    “You know me too well, Shuichi.”
    Nobody:
    Not even one person:
    Me: *oH sHiT a RaT*

  • @quinn1919
    @quinn1919 3 роки тому +38

    can we PLEASE just take a moment, and realize, THAT KOKICHI' S HAIR ALWAYS STICKS UP A LITTLE WHEN TALKING, OR BEING HAPPY,OR AROUND SOMEBODy HE LIKES!!!!

  • @izabell4401
    @izabell4401 4 роки тому +142

    Suichi, “Lets try fasting” Me: do you not see how underweight your boyfriend is oskdmfnndkdkfkmdsms

  • @existxnce2706
    @existxnce2706 6 років тому +101

    Kokichi doesn't like anime
    He is anime

    • @shineyfish
      @shineyfish 5 років тому +11

      Kokichi doesn't like himself

    • @toolazy4names302
      @toolazy4names302 5 років тому +4

      @@shineyfish now I'm sad. you happy?

    • @isabelaglo
      @isabelaglo 4 роки тому

      @@toolazy4names302 happy as the sun :D

  • @49ijue
    @49ijue 4 роки тому +68

    I love how straightforward Kokichi is with Shuichi but Shuichi can’t tell if it’s a lie or not lmao
    Edit : Yeah that’s right, you just spent 17 minutes and 50 seconds watching a purple mop and blueberry be gay

  • @danicachacin668
    @danicachacin668 5 років тому +56

    Why do I feel that whenever Kokichi says something heartfelt, and says “nah, I’m lying” or something, he’s actually saying the truth? ;-;

  • @danicachacin668
    @danicachacin668 5 років тому +48

    Did Kokichi deadass say “cojones” back there?

  • @idk-dz4lq
    @idk-dz4lq 5 років тому +45

    “Anime was a mistake” ~ Kokichi
    Later...
    “All the evil acts in manga and anime make a great reference for my organization!”

  • @SprinklezAJ
    @SprinklezAJ 4 роки тому +66

    Kokichi: *cries about hating coffee*
    3 seconds later
    Kokichi: Kay, I feel better now

  • @aimlovesmusic1469
    @aimlovesmusic1469 5 років тому +94

    He’s sooo friendly when the others aren’t around
    12:16 kokichi you’re gay is showing😂
    17:25 kokichi asks shuichi to stay with him here forever

  • @yoylejuice
    @yoylejuice 4 роки тому +35

    I love how Ouma is very obviously flirting sometimes and Shuichi just doesn't realise

  • @wig8285
    @wig8285 5 років тому +118

    maybe we were lovers in a past life!
    _maybe we were lovers in a past life!_
    *maybe we were lovers in a past life!*
    *_MAYBE WE WERE LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE_*

  • @azumodeuss
    @azumodeuss 4 роки тому +58

    Kokichi: I've cleaned up a looooot of things before.
    Also Kokichi: **Doesnt want to do the dishes**

  • @roryoh
    @roryoh 4 роки тому +46

    3:54
    “When I hold a knife, I get super nervous about nicking my own hand”
    *flashbacks to the knife game free time event*

    • @trearoos
      @trearoos 2 роки тому +3

      I shipped when Shuichi put the bandage on him.

  • @鏡音リン-x8p
    @鏡音リン-x8p 6 років тому +158

    (Didn't play v3 yet))
    Wait you can date Kokichi-
    *INTERNAL SCREECHING*

    • @Lehnhwa
      @Lehnhwa 4 роки тому +1

      U didn't know?

    • @ea-bv6dp
      @ea-bv6dp 3 роки тому +1

      u can date literally anyone

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 3 роки тому +1

      @@ea-bv6dp monokuma?

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 3 роки тому

      @@LanieMae Maybe in a future game

  • @personwithbadenglish8469
    @personwithbadenglish8469 4 роки тому +60

    Kokichi: "I respect police! They are Caughting bad guys!, but dont know why society hate them"
    Me: *corrupt police case flashback*

    • @lavender9574
      @lavender9574 4 роки тому +8

      This comment didn't age well.....

  • @zipperzzz
    @zipperzzz 4 роки тому +27

    For some reason I find the way danganronpa standing sprites are posed hilarious, especially if they're really really far away. They look like they're about to fight you.

  • @jeffreyastudillo8851
    @jeffreyastudillo8851 7 років тому +66

    If I commented my favorite parts, I would have spammed the comment section by now

  • @ziza1805
    @ziza1805 4 роки тому +39

    5:16 Kokichi: "Just relax and freeze your head off!"
    Shuchi: I think this conversation went well.
    Me: *Visible confusion*

  • @Fanbter
    @Fanbter Рік тому +18

    "let's take off our clothes"
    Kokichi: Okay!
    BRO HE WAS WAY TOO CHILL ABT IT...

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 6 років тому +115

    *IT’S TRUE*
    *IT’S A LIE*

  • @Nemezja
    @Nemezja 6 років тому +57

    13:42 * looks into the camera *

  • @justmerandii
    @justmerandii 4 роки тому +28

    take a shot every time Kokichi basically says yes, lies, and mentions his organization

  • @allvibesgoodvibes
    @allvibesgoodvibes 4 роки тому +33

    7:20 i love how his line for Shuichi getting laid is *how exciting!*

  • @littlespud8570
    @littlespud8570 6 років тому +30

    Just seeing kokichi stand from a distance makes my skin crawl....but some how I still love him

  • @Shinny248
    @Shinny248 5 років тому +40

    The game: >>Go on a date.
    Also the game: playing *Becoming Friends*

    • @frelodiefun1443
      @frelodiefun1443 3 роки тому +7

      Saiouma shippers: becoming *boy* friends

  • @iamaugtizm
    @iamaugtizm 4 роки тому +22

    Kokichi in the first option if you choose watch an anime movie: "I'm not really into kiddy stuff like this."
    Kokichi if you bring him to the library and choose to read manga: *Likes manga and anime*

  • @鏡音リン-x8p
    @鏡音リン-x8p 6 років тому +87

    When I saw "Let's take off our clothes" I jumped so high😂😂

    • @kunikuzuzhi
      @kunikuzuzhi 4 роки тому +2

      Wow never knew ur in the fandom too 0-0

    • @youreverydayguitarist_6958
      @youreverydayguitarist_6958 3 роки тому +1

      @@kunikuzuzhi Wow, I never knew a Vocaloid like you would watch Danganronpa. Am I missing something out here?

  • @mikqym
    @mikqym 4 роки тому +26

    Kokichi: Maybe you and i were lovers in a past life!
    Shuichi: *I think this conversation went well*

  • @gogetbamboozled
    @gogetbamboozled 4 роки тому +24

    I love how Kokichi calls Shuichi a virgin, and Shuichi thinks the conversion went well-