I'm sorry but brother bear is ICONIC. One of my favourites growing up!
"We know magic. We're all druids. I'm a mage."
This is now canon in my mind 🤣😂
@@eanaz79 I was hoping someone would catch that. Hang on Pocahontas, you're either a Druid or a....hang on, mage? Sorcerer or Wizard? Something else?
@@Skyebright1 I'm not entirely certain that's an option with D&D 5e. Shall we compromise and say Druid?
Man that parody song hits differently when you watch the expressions John is going through. His utter acceptance that she could scatter him in the wind at the end is quality
Somehow it almost sounded romantic, hey she COULD do all that she said but she doesn't!
the paint with all the colors of the wind scene is more beautifully animated than anything Disney has done since.
I loved the last bid about John Going to England to treat his gunshot wound by boat it cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@duckduckgoose9493 And it was super filthy and disease ridden. He really got killed for saying that you had to do some work if you wanted to eat, even if you were upper class.
_Savages_ absolutely slaps though, such an ominous but catchy song
True, though it has some inspired lyrics like "they're not like you and me, which means they must be evil".
@@tparadox88 it's very on your face symbolism. which I heard some people still managed to miss... somehow.
@@alicepbg2042 and to be fair, "Kill the Beast" has "we don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us".
“Exactly what TLC warned us not to do”
Me: starts singing ‘Dont go chasing waterfalls’
Also me: OHHHHH now I get it 😂
I'm a different native tribe but we had a huge talking-to right before this came out from several prominent adults in our community regarding this movie. I was just a little kid, but nobody was happy about this thing. And goddamn. Y'all knocked it out of the park. Applause to whoever sang that riff. That was amazing.
"Ya'll" who? I'm white, but had no influence on or relation to this movie. People have gotten weird about race. I'm just me.
Edit: Unless you meant Disney. I don't think they're reading these though.
@@ryleighs9575 “y’all” was referring to the creators of the video you’re commenting under, it was nothing to do with race 😂
@@ryleighs9575 the song parody was made by the channel owners. Talk about ironic, cuz you’re the weird one here about race tbh
Please do the direct-to-video sequel, I'd love to see an Honest Trailer on that.
Garbage? Tarzan and it's soundtrack by Phil Collins was absolutely incredible!
Oh yes, absolutely! And obviously Brother bear was great too! And the Lion King was the best.
I really liked the songs, but I wish the characters had sang them. Phil should have just sang the end credits version.
You guys keep talking about the music over and over. Now imagine Tarzan with zero music in it and tell me what you're left with?
"Comes a stinker that kicked off a decade of garbage" How dare you, Hunchback of Notre Dame and Lilo & Stitch are some of Disney's best works and come from this era
I don't think they meant that they exclusively made garbage, it's just that during the "Disney Renaissance," ALL of their movies were hits, both critically and commercially. Besides, Emperor's New Groove is from the same era, and that's singlehandedly Disney's best movie.
@@billyeveryteen7328 Still, compare their mentioned "garbage" to the absolute dogshit they produce now on a regular basis and all of them are the "Titanics", "LotR", "Alien", "Terminator 2"'s of their respective Genres
You forgot to mention the part at the end where she gives him willow bark to help him with the pain of his gunshot wound. Willow bark is what aspirin is derived from. That's right, aspirin for a bullet wound.
It's a children's movie. I don't think Disney would have her give him poppy or something like that
I'm not sure what the problem is here. I always take aspirin for my gunshot wounds.
😂😂😂
“Kicked off more than a decade of garbage”
>Brother Bear
>Tarzan
>Chicken Little
> **Bolt**
I have never wanted to square up with everyone at Screen Junkies in my life until today.
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls” for those not old enough. 😂
"Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to." Love some TLC! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
True, tho originally a Paul McCartney warning: ‘Don’t go jumping Waterfalls/Please keep to the lake’.
Whoever sang that "Colours of the Wind" parody deserves a standing ovation👏
😂😂😂😂I was lost at first like hold up when did she ever say x-men and avengers was I that young I missed that 😂😂😂
I watched this movie so many times during my childhood that I know each scene and can sing word for word of the songs.
I know every dialogue in this movie, in english and spanish, it’s my favorite disney movie
Same, but it was just Colors of the Wind before the actual movie came out - they put the some at the end of the Aladdin tape. Remember VHS?
I lost it at “we know magic, we are druids I’m a mage”💀💀💀💀
And Disney was hoping this could be a Best Picture contender. 😂 The Lion King was considered the B-tier movie, with animators wanting to move up to work on Pocahontas.
I think they put newer employees on it and they took the opportunity to show them what they can do when there's less interferences on new ideas.
This is the most scathing honest trailer of a Disney movie y’all have ever done. I’m impressed.
Never even saw this garbage propaganda flickk, I'm only here for the scathing lashing against colonizers😃😃😃😃😃
It might be tied with Divergent or The Maze Runner but for different reasons.
"If I don't look it up its like nothing ever happened" 😂🤣
Honest Trailers: "Only one song is memorable in Disney's Pocahontas."
Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz fans: "These writers are savages! Savages! Barely even human. Now we sound the drums of war!"
One of the funniest things about this movie was how she learned to speak English just by listening with her heart 😂 although I will say I found how Pocahontas and her tribe were so deeply connected with their land was displayed very beautifully
When I was a kid this movie actually made me appreciate nature more. I never cared about the love story, and I was too young to really grasp the inaccurate historical details. I just cared about being one with the earth, lol.
They did have ownership though. They had just been at war with another group of Native Americans when the colonists showed up.
My family are full blooded natives, Paiute tribe and Choctaw and my mom unironically loves this movie! She has collectibles, dolls, the movie poster in a frame. I tell her that the movie is complete bull crap, but she still likes it. Probably why I'm like that with my love of Star Wars. I thought Pocahontas was okay, the animal shenanigans always got a chuckle out of me.
It's a really nostalgic film for me and it looks gorgeous! Plus I actually love the music in it. It definitely has a lot of problems, but I still love it anyway
Loved the all-Kevin Conroy readings at the end. One of the best to ever do voiceover work.
Pocahontas has an amazing soundtrack, probably the best of any Disney movie after the Lion King, can't believe you said it was forgettable...
Pocahontas is a disgusting white washing movie that uses a real little girl to be in a "mature love story" with her kidnapper and r*pist. A man who betrayed her tribe several times and kidnapped her and brainwashed her into essentially OG Stockholm Syndrome.
Tarzan was not garbage
Phil Collins really made the movie great with the soundtrack
I like Tarzan fine, and some of the "garbage" films the same way, but Pocahontas was and still is MY Lion King. And this guy somehow became more of a jerk than any other reviewer.
Eh, I hated Tarzan. I'm not a Phil Collins fan and I didn't like the animation either.
There is one good line in that song: “If you walk the footsteps of another, you’ll learn thing you never knew you never knew “ - I like that one sentence in this movie.
Edit: I made a mistake above and since this is getting a lot more attention than I expected here is the full correct line of the song: “You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you, but if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew.”
I get annoyed when people think they know stuff that they know they don't know.
Best line: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
RIP David Ogden Stiers
There are a ton of great lines in this movie, including the entire Colors of the Wind song. It's just unfortunate that all of those great lines were put into a movie with THIS subject matter... It really does try to "bOtH siDeS" colonialism and genocide.
The one good thing I remember about this move is how beautifully her hair was animated. That's it.
Okay but her Threatening Wind song SLAPS 😂
Bolt is underrated . It's a fantastic movie. My whole family loves it and still watches it and laughs.
It was the first Disney movie to get that John Lasseter touch. The touch that I feel launched the entire 2nd Renaissance.
The one thing that is actually kind of novel about this film compared to almost any other film about the first colonies in America is that they made the songs the english sang be almost exclusively about how they wanted to kill natives and steal their goods. That is actually kind of cool that they were not shying away from that in a kids film.
The song "Savages" was especially accurate about how the two sides likely viewed each other.
Love and Hate in Jamestown: John Smith, Pocahontas, and the Start of a New Nation
I didn't get the second layer of meaning. I identified with the english and went along. John Smith was a traitor to me and I had NO idea what he could possibly find in that girl. Oooops...
@@mask938
I mean, the natives were right to. The powder-faced freaks didn't know how to bathe regularly and thought the best way to make a sustainable community was "burn literally everything down, kill anyone who already lives there, and then pretend we're civilized."
I need a full version of the colors of the wind remix 🤣🤣🤣
MEET THE ROBINSONS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE
I'm pretty sure you can guess anyone's age based on what era of Disney they think is garbage
@@hubertnnn Heh. I'm going to guess younger than the first Mary Poppins and High School Musical, but older than the remakes of those movies.
@@hubertnnn Isn't that deeply Gen X like during the Journey to the Center of the Earth whatever psychedelia sci-fi weirdness was going on in 1971 or whatever?
Assuming this was completed more than two days ago, that Chapek joke was beautiful coincidence and I love it.
Yeah, but then you remember that it was Bob Iger that actually green lit every production made while Chapek was CEO and you realize nothing's going to change.
Tarzan is an all time classic!!
Fun fact: Christian Bale, who gives his voice to Thomas in this Movie, played John Rolfe in Terrence Malick' The New World, based on the stories of the real Pocahontas. Rolfe was her real husband (Billy Zane was Rolfe in Disney's Pocahontas 2, and Mel Gibson's brother was John Smith)
I think we can all agree Brother Bear was a work of art and beauty, particularly when I'm waving this broken bottle around. *Come at me!*
I like Brother Bear (1 of the things being the character Tug), but I feel the same way about Pocahontas.
Brother Bear, with the Rutt and Tuke commentary on, is one of the funniest things I've watched. It's like Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas did their own HT during the entire movie.
Brother Bear is one of my favorite Disney movies! I also really like Bolt
Brother Bear is an underrated gem. Estelle Harris thinking her husband is dead might be my favorite joke from any Disney movie.
The parody songs that are made for all these old Disney movie reviews are comedic gold. I think all of those are the best honest trailers.
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The plot of Pocahontas takes place around 1607
The Union Jack flag shown: adopted in 1801...
Can't believe Pocahontas got an honest trailer before The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Perfect chance to take a stab at Avatar! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
@@TheSweedishMoose confirms suspicions that HT is just written by autofill and read by a Jon Bailey AI.
Please say, “Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger” in honor of Jason David Frank.
Give us that song by itself, please!!! Also, thank you for creating a movie plot I'd love to see. Grind them bones!
“Exactly what TLC warned us not to do” was underrated :))
Honestly, I did love this movie. It was one of the only Disney movies without a "happy ending"
I liked it too. Not historically accurate is...an extremely thin accusation against a Disney cartoon.
You take back what you said about Tarzan. A masterpiece with a phenomenal soundtrack
In honor of Jason David Frank, say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!"
Colors of the Wind omg what a song
I was introduced to the song back when I was in 5th grade. I got a casette tape from Disney of all their hit songs that I used to continuously play and this song was my absolute favorite.
Who sang the funny version in this one ? I want to hear a full song like that !!! Please release it !!!
Thank you Epic Voice Guy for reading the quotes of Kevin Conroy’s Batman.
I hope you guys could do a Mystery of the Batwoman honest trailer soon.
Well, it didn’t take long for them to let us know what they think of it 😂
If U R 1 of the MANY people who hate this film, U have not right 2 call yourself an animation or Disney fan.
@@isaackinne1971 It's like doing a love story between a Nazi and a Jewish person in the Holocaust
Colors of the wind Is by far the best song of Disney movies. Too underrated.
Pocajohntas 😂 best celebrity relationship name yet.
Not gonna lie the Jasmine costume was a thirst trap , that was the first time I was like “girls make me feel weird”
Four year old me was perplexed why I didn't see women in clam shell tops, or why I didn't see more belly buttons in real life, after seeing The Little Mermaid. The fish tail thing, I felt made sense if a person lived in the water all the time.
Red is definitely Jasmine's color. It matches her fiery and passionate persona.
For me it was Spider-man (2002). Muscles + spandex = one 10-year-old girl's "spring awakening."
The tributes for Kevin Conroy at the end are touching. RIP to the best Batman for most of us growing up in thr 1990's
Kevin Conroy is and was the best of all Batmans. Forever and will most certainly never be forgotten.
I was an adult in that decade and Conroy is best Batman. Ever. Period.
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
That song was brilliant
I don't care what you say, the music slaps. The Alan Menken won 2 of his 8 oscars (more than anybody else alive) for this film. The run to the cliff at the end is just **chef's kiss** bellisimo.
That parody was amazing. I lost it at "I can warg into this bird that's on my hand."
That being said, though, Meet the Robinsons is an amazing movie. And so is Tarzan.
Have you seen Bolt? One of my all time faves, along with Meet the Robinsons, and Megamind. And home on the range wasn’t THAT bad. This guy’s funny, but he has horrible taste, lol.
@@kingbokor idk never saw it, isn’t it like Brave? Weird magic stuff? Never saw brave either, lol
@@KeilaBevins Well no not like brave but still fun all the same. Its about respecting nature and stuff.
I like this movie. It's not the most amazing thing to come out of Disney, but it's still enjoyable.
My two favorite songs from it are "Colors of the Wind" and "Savages".
The Tarzan slander in the beginning 😭😂
It is kind of funny that they were hoping that this would be the best picture winner and considered the best animated movie ever, but instead The Lion King would be considered one of the best animated movies ever.
In this movie’s defense, the animation still looks lovely even today, and the music and songs are still amazing.
Pocahontas and Lion King are both amazing visual movies and were excellent movies to watch in the mid/late-1990s.
You got me with the "Exactly what TLC warned us not to do" line.
That gold song was stuck in my head for 3 months and I couldn't get rid of it until I watch the movie again
This is still top tier Disney. One of my favs
1:21
"They're both hot, their eyebrows don't match their hair color…
…And that's it!"
That was pretty funny. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
His Deadpool trailers were better. But, Pocahontas is a personal masterpiece in my book.
That eyebrows one gets me, because mine don't match either. Blonde people have darker eyebrows
That version of the "colours of the wind" song deserves its own separate like button.
His annoying points ruined it being funny for me because the song is actually pretty deep/beautifully written
OMG that song... OMG i need that played somewhere in my life for a special occasion... Ugh, love it.
Meet the robinson, Bolt and Tarzan is absolute masterpiece
This was one of my favorite childhood movies so I accept its flaws, but still love it.
Same. I know it is far from beeing historically accurate. Don't know if anything except Pocahontas beeing a native American is true in the movie. But I just love it. It does not have to be true to be a good movie.
I’m 39 and JUST discovered that Mel Gibson was the voice actor for John Smith. 😅
that song about the others being savages, it became a meme and it's very catchy
savages SAVAGES SAVAGES
I legit thought I forgot the actual words to colours of the wind for a second there!
Please say “We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!”
It feels both wrong and spot on to say that this Honest Trailer was savage.
I might have laughed way harder than I should have at the remake of the colors of the wind song but damn it, it was way to funny. Made tears in my eyes I laughed so hard at the lyrics
Just around the River bend and colors of the wind are both top 10 best Disney songs
Also, I declare blasphemy on Brother Bear (can teach Pixar about a thing or two about emotionally wrenching characters), Bolt (fun) and Meet the Robinsons (one of the best twist endings in animation)
Tarzan is great!
One of my favorite 2D animated movies of all time.
That movie is adorable and the songs always feels comforting. I think this movie speaks to a lot of kids out there that felt isolated for being different and give them hope that it is still possible to make strong lasting connections with others in spite of it.
I need an album of all the parody songs!
Someone with good YTP editing skills should do a crossover with Hocus Pocus and Pocahontas, and call it Hoca Pontas.
In memory of Jason David Frank, say "No, not this time. This time it's different. I'm at the end of the ropes, guys. Lord Zedd's had it in for me since the beginning... and he's closing in..."
Hearing him calling Tarzan "Garbage" is probably the most surreal thing i heard today.
@@writerpatrick pretty the box office says Treasure Planet isn't good and that avengers end game is so I'm not listening to anything the box office says. But that's just me 😅
"Grind Your Bones to Dust until until you are just pieces I can scatter in the wind" Ahh Good old Disney Classic
Okay but, brother bear was one of my favorites. And Tarzan and meet the robinsons were good too
Say what you want about this film, colors of the wind is one of the best Disney songs ever made
“Home on the Range” And “Chicken Little” I understand, but “Tarzan?” “Brother Bear?” *”Meet the Robinsons?!”*
Again Brother Bear is not that good of a film,But Tarzan and Meet the Robinson are fine.
That Song made me sooo happy! 😂
This is definitely better than the movie. The only thing this movie did is stoke my curiosity to learn the true story of Pocahontas.
Y'know, "Love in a Time of Colonization," would've actually made for a great Honest Title at the end. 😆
Edit: I guess "Love at First White" works too.
Yeah, an almost B-Movie vampire comedy from the late 70s starring George Hamilton, is more cerebral.
IMO 😉
Tarzan, meet the Robinsons, and brother bear are all good movies
Thank you for taking in my request!! You guys are awesome!! You have now fulfilled the honest trailer space stones of my childhood Disney movies😭
Please say,
"Lechonk and the rest of your team should be all better now!"
-Pokémon Center (Pokémon Violet)
For your true NDN fans, please say in your awesome voice: "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, even if you have all the medicine."
I actually really like "Savages", it's the best song in the movie. The visuals are great and the lyrics are really catchy.
It is a great song. It would also have a great message... if it weren't being applied to the actual genocide of Native Americans.
I like that song too. Plus, "sandwiches" subs out easily for "savages" while you're making lunch...((ahem)).
Then you'll love that Zog machine song Seth sings in American History X
It's a shame it takes a "both sides are at fault" view on,,,, colonialism and genocide (it IS catchy, And I'm sure there are really good native parodies of it out there if you want a different version to hum lol)
Pocahontas was a great movie about a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.
If you listen to the song paint with all the colors of the wind you hear a wise woman who uses compassion and love to get someone who never questioned their actions or beliefs to change their mind.
The music and movie are amazing, and make pocahontas one of my favorite Disney movies.
Agreed - it’s a classic. I realize it isn’t historically accurate, but most people who complain about it haven’t even seen the movie - typical herd mentality.
@@rb4128 I saw the movie when I was a kid and loved it but after learning more about what actually happened I recognize how insulting it is to have used the life of a real girl who was exploited terribly by colonizers to tell a watered-down story that downplayed how awful and violent colonization was for the indigenous peoples so they can tell a false story of *checks notes* 'a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.'
I wasn't expecting colors of the wind to be turned in to a dis track.
I’m sorry… did you just call Tarzan Garbage?
And MEET THE ROBINSONS???
For real though, sometimes you can be *too* picky
Wtf
Right!
Hey I liked Tarzan but absolutely agree with the others being garbage