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  • @NerdiconPrime
    @NerdiconPrime Рік тому +8858

    I’m sorry… did you just call Tarzan Garbage?

  • @fatbuckrto8371
    @fatbuckrto8371 Рік тому +425

    "The real colonizer was love all along" got me. Got me good.

    • @jtl-en4yx
      @jtl-en4yx Рік тому +3

      Not wrong, people are starting to figure it out!

    • @puffypau6046
      @puffypau6046 Рік тому +1

      Hahaha that got me too

  • @lonelywalker5927
    @lonelywalker5927 Рік тому +245

    Someone need to make all the parody songs into an album.

  • @marlenebauckhage
    @marlenebauckhage Рік тому +237

    I'm sorry but brother bear is ICONIC. One of my favourites growing up!

    • @NerdyBernie66
      @NerdyBernie66 Рік тому +8

      Especially with the commentary from the two moose characters.

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny Рік тому +1

      At least the first is better then the 2nd lol

    • @Cy93
      @Cy93 9 місяців тому

      Agreed 😭😭♥️♥️

    • @mjskillz23
      @mjskillz23 4 місяці тому

      I feel sorry for your child hood. Gesh.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 місяці тому

      @mjskillz tell us what your favorite is?

  • @Gaiaschosen
    @Gaiaschosen Рік тому +466

    "We know magic. We're all druids. I'm a mage."
    This is now canon in my mind 🤣😂

    • @eanaz79
      @eanaz79 Рік тому +26

      Pocahontas is dual class?

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Рік тому +8

      @@eanaz79 I was hoping someone would catch that. Hang on Pocahontas, you're either a Druid or a....hang on, mage? Sorcerer or Wizard? Something else?

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Рік тому +5

      @@danielharvison7510 shaman?

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Рік тому +4

      @@Skyebright1 I'm not entirely certain that's an option with D&D 5e. Shall we compromise and say Druid?

    • @russellvitranoiii3504
      @russellvitranoiii3504 Рік тому +3

      That's about where I lost it, too, lmao!!

  • @justinsteede4880
    @justinsteede4880 Рік тому +2134

    Man that parody song hits differently when you watch the expressions John is going through. His utter acceptance that she could scatter him in the wind at the end is quality

    • @plingiu
      @plingiu Рік тому +36

      What do you mean by "parody"?

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +6

      Quit reading Colors of the Wind like that please?!

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick Рік тому +23

      Reminds me of Richard the Necromancer singing Slaughter Your World

    • @robinsuj
      @robinsuj Рік тому +9

      You should check Paint's version on his first After Ever After

    • @goldengrill769
      @goldengrill769 Рік тому +18

      Somehow it almost sounded romantic, hey she COULD do all that she said but she doesn't!

  • @KJCollections
    @KJCollections Рік тому +444

    the paint with all the colors of the wind scene is more beautifully animated than anything Disney has done since.

  • @barbskiki
    @barbskiki Рік тому +75

    I loved the last bid about John Going to England to treat his gunshot wound by boat it cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @duckduckgoose9493
      @duckduckgoose9493 Рік тому +4

      Cause it would take to long?

    • @barbskiki
      @barbskiki Рік тому +3

      @@duckduckgoose9493 yes

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Рік тому +7

      @@duckduckgoose9493 And it was super filthy and disease ridden. He really got killed for saying that you had to do some work if you wanted to eat, even if you were upper class.

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil Рік тому +487

    _Savages_ absolutely slaps though, such an ominous but catchy song

    • @MagnesVestergaard
      @MagnesVestergaard Рік тому +14

      Based.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +57

      They are just going for a walk.
      A very enthusiastic walk.

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 Рік тому +54

      True, though it has some inspired lyrics like "they're not like you and me, which means they must be evil".

    • @alicepbg2042
      @alicepbg2042 Рік тому +36

      @@tparadox88 it's very on your face symbolism. which I heard some people still managed to miss... somehow.

    • @tparadox88
      @tparadox88 Рік тому +36

      @@alicepbg2042 and to be fair, "Kill the Beast" has "we don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us".

  • @ghostflame9211
    @ghostflame9211 Рік тому +584

    “Exactly what TLC warned us not to do”
    Me: starts singing ‘Dont go chasing waterfalls’
    Also me: OHHHHH now I get it 😂

  • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
    @bunniesbunniesbunnie Рік тому +583

    I'm a different native tribe but we had a huge talking-to right before this came out from several prominent adults in our community regarding this movie. I was just a little kid, but nobody was happy about this thing. And goddamn. Y'all knocked it out of the park. Applause to whoever sang that riff. That was amazing.

    • @arurasky
      @arurasky Рік тому +32

      I would have loved to hesr what they had to say 😶😶😯

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 Рік тому +2

      "Ya'll" who? I'm white, but had no influence on or relation to this movie. People have gotten weird about race. I'm just me.
      Edit: Unless you meant Disney. I don't think they're reading these though.

    • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
      @bunniesbunniesbunnie Рік тому +15

      @@ryleighs9575 lmfao RYLEIGH

    • @Over_easy_eggs
      @Over_easy_eggs Рік тому +49

      @@ryleighs9575 “y’all” was referring to the creators of the video you’re commenting under, it was nothing to do with race 😂

    • @elderlyoogway
      @elderlyoogway Рік тому +36

      @@ryleighs9575 the song parody was made by the channel owners. Talk about ironic, cuz you’re the weird one here about race tbh

  • @MrCameratape
    @MrCameratape Рік тому +48

    Please do the direct-to-video sequel, I'd love to see an Honest Trailer on that.

  • @jaykoops9502
    @jaykoops9502 Рік тому +1065

    Garbage? Tarzan and it's soundtrack by Phil Collins was absolutely incredible!

    • @Jammet
      @Jammet Рік тому +52

      Oh yes, absolutely! And obviously Brother bear was great too! And the Lion King was the best.

    • @fmp2005
      @fmp2005 Рік тому +8

      I really liked the songs, but I wish the characters had sang them. Phil should have just sang the end credits version.

    • @theadamabrams
      @theadamabrams Рік тому +3

      *its

    • @ChienaAvtzon
      @ChienaAvtzon Рік тому +1

      Both “Tarzan” and Phil Collins suck.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Рік тому +11

      You guys keep talking about the music over and over. Now imagine Tarzan with zero music in it and tell me what you're left with?

  • @kimberlyterasaki4843
    @kimberlyterasaki4843 Рік тому +593

    "Comes a stinker that kicked off a decade of garbage" How dare you, Hunchback of Notre Dame and Lilo & Stitch are some of Disney's best works and come from this era

    • @RabbitShirak
      @RabbitShirak Рік тому +37

      Notre Dame is ALMOST great. Just needs reworking in some parts

    • @billyeveryteen7328
      @billyeveryteen7328 Рік тому +50

      I don't think they meant that they exclusively made garbage, it's just that during the "Disney Renaissance," ALL of their movies were hits, both critically and commercially. Besides, Emperor's New Groove is from the same era, and that's singlehandedly Disney's best movie.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid Рік тому +18

      I'M lOsING to A BIrd!

    • @DarkSun123456789
      @DarkSun123456789 Рік тому +14

      @@billyeveryteen7328 Still, compare their mentioned "garbage" to the absolute dogshit they produce now on a regular basis and all of them are the "Titanics", "LotR", "Alien", "Terminator 2"'s of their respective Genres

    • @troyjardine5850
      @troyjardine5850 Рік тому +55

      "Hellfire" is still the best Disney villain song!

  • @Ferguson011975
    @Ferguson011975 Рік тому +180

    You forgot to mention the part at the end where she gives him willow bark to help him with the pain of his gunshot wound. Willow bark is what aspirin is derived from. That's right, aspirin for a bullet wound.

    • @scottloessel6493
      @scottloessel6493 Рік тому +34

      Well. When its that or nothing...

    • @JoeHoboBro
      @JoeHoboBro Рік тому +14

      It's a children's movie. I don't think Disney would have her give him poppy or something like that

    • @jtl-en4yx
      @jtl-en4yx Рік тому

      @@JoeHoboBro Especially since they are not native to America

    • @ravenironwing
      @ravenironwing Рік тому +8

      I'm not sure what the problem is here. I always take aspirin for my gunshot wounds.
      😂😂😂

    • @0815Ares
      @0815Ares Рік тому +3

      Well, it does not help with coagulation either.

  • @bible91
    @bible91 Рік тому +8

    “Kicked off more than a decade of garbage”
    >Brother Bear
    >Tarzan
    >Chicken Little
    > **Bolt**
    I have never wanted to square up with everyone at Screen Junkies in my life until today.

  • @freddierodriguez3036
    @freddierodriguez3036 Рік тому +356

    “Don’t go chasing waterfalls” for those not old enough. 😂

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Рік тому +32

      "Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to." Love some TLC! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @piciu256
      @piciu256 Рік тому +12

      Thanks dude, I knew this song but didn't get the reference :P

    • @Doctor2285
      @Doctor2285 Рік тому +1

      She should've stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she's used to.

    • @--------04
      @--------04 Рік тому +4

      I know the song thanks to umbrella academy

    • @elrabeechum5180
      @elrabeechum5180 Рік тому +5

      True, tho originally a Paul McCartney warning: ‘Don’t go jumping Waterfalls/Please keep to the lake’.

  • @drakematthews2561
    @drakematthews2561 Рік тому +1053

    Whoever sang that "Colours of the Wind" parody deserves a standing ovation👏

    • @snukastyle
      @snukastyle Рік тому +52

      No credit for her, sadly. I was hoping to find out who that was!

    • @PhoenixGodwin
      @PhoenixGodwin Рік тому +31

      So weird that there is no credit! Wtf!

    • @rneumeye
      @rneumeye Рік тому +10

      Flawless victory. 😌🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @spartacus36526
      @spartacus36526 Рік тому +10

      That was outstanding.

    • @timgrim5133
      @timgrim5133 Рік тому +20

      😂😂😂😂I was lost at first like hold up when did she ever say x-men and avengers was I that young I missed that 😂😂😂

  • @valentineshearter1807
    @valentineshearter1807 Рік тому +148

    I watched this movie so many times during my childhood that I know each scene and can sing word for word of the songs.

    • @Piratearicat23
      @Piratearicat23 Рік тому +6

      I know every dialogue in this movie, in english and spanish, it’s my favorite disney movie

    • @kuramasfoxyrose
      @kuramasfoxyrose Рік тому +4

      Same, but it was just Colors of the Wind before the actual movie came out - they put the some at the end of the Aladdin tape. Remember VHS?

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 Рік тому +3

      Same! I loved pocahontas!!

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson Рік тому +1

      Savages Savages.

  • @alexandram.1303
    @alexandram.1303 Рік тому +8

    I lost it at “we know magic, we are druids I’m a mage”💀💀💀💀

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk Рік тому +1677

    And Disney was hoping this could be a Best Picture contender. 😂 The Lion King was considered the B-tier movie, with animators wanting to move up to work on Pocahontas.

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Рік тому +249

      And lion king ended up being the peak of the Disney Renaissance

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing Рік тому +115

      I think they put newer employees on it and they took the opportunity to show them what they can do when there's less interferences on new ideas.

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +41

      Pocahontas REALLY REALLY REALLY deserves a lot of appreciation!

    • @haplon33
      @haplon33 Рік тому +27

      get rekt by a talking warthog and meerkat

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 Рік тому +29

      @@isaackinne1971 Why? It's pretty, but...?

  • @RekttalofBlades
    @RekttalofBlades Рік тому +2153

    This is the most scathing honest trailer of a Disney movie y’all have ever done. I’m impressed.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 Рік тому +5

      Never even saw this garbage propaganda flickk, I'm only here for the scathing lashing against colonizers😃😃😃😃😃

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms Рік тому +15

      It might be tied with Divergent or The Maze Runner but for different reasons.

    • @ghostgirl6970
      @ghostgirl6970 Рік тому +6

      Tis a thing of beauty.

    • @alhypo
      @alhypo Рік тому +100

      You might even say it was savage...

    • @lynettra7818
      @lynettra7818 Рік тому +3

      Yessss BRAVO 👏

  • @LucasBright.
    @LucasBright. Рік тому +2

    "If I don't look it up its like nothing ever happened" 😂🤣

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 Рік тому +9

    Honest Trailers: "Only one song is memorable in Disney's Pocahontas."
    Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz fans: "These writers are savages! Savages! Barely even human. Now we sound the drums of war!"

  • @msnlitadventures9597
    @msnlitadventures9597 Рік тому +569

    One of the funniest things about this movie was how she learned to speak English just by listening with her heart 😂 although I will say I found how Pocahontas and her tribe were so deeply connected with their land was displayed very beautifully

    • @boeingnz
      @boeingnz Рік тому +37

      Yes, she is an Airbender.

    • @Beverly_Dingus
      @Beverly_Dingus Рік тому +41

      When I was a kid this movie actually made me appreciate nature more. I never cared about the love story, and I was too young to really grasp the inaccurate historical details. I just cared about being one with the earth, lol.

    • @VaamChao
      @VaamChao Рік тому +8

      She's an avenger/X-Men... So I'm not surprised

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Рік тому +3

      They did have ownership though. They had just been at war with another group of Native Americans when the colonists showed up.

    • @Ainar86
      @Ainar86 Рік тому

      Ohhh, so that's where The 13th Warrior got it! XD

  • @kentonsam4264
    @kentonsam4264 Рік тому +878

    My family are full blooded natives, Paiute tribe and Choctaw and my mom unironically loves this movie! She has collectibles, dolls, the movie poster in a frame. I tell her that the movie is complete bull crap, but she still likes it. Probably why I'm like that with my love of Star Wars. I thought Pocahontas was okay, the animal shenanigans always got a chuckle out of me.

    • @m.j.vazquez4720
      @m.j.vazquez4720 Рік тому +77

      its historical fiction the talking tree should give it a way lol

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Рік тому +68

      It's a really nostalgic film for me and it looks gorgeous! Plus I actually love the music in it. It definitely has a lot of problems, but I still love it anyway

    • @StephySon
      @StephySon Рік тому +75

      Its certainly a step up from the fuckery that was natives in Peter Pan

    • @shmooveyea
      @shmooveyea Рік тому +43

      My native family absolute despise this movie lol

    • @Faded.Visuals
      @Faded.Visuals Рік тому +45

      @@shmooveyea my native family including myself love this movie lol

  • @Molson-xg9hs
    @Molson-xg9hs Рік тому +11

    Loved the all-Kevin Conroy readings at the end. One of the best to ever do voiceover work.

  • @teddie552
    @teddie552 Рік тому +78

    Pocahontas has an amazing soundtrack, probably the best of any Disney movie after the Lion King, can't believe you said it was forgettable...

    • @abikegavin9641
      @abikegavin9641 Рік тому

      Pocahontas is a disgusting white washing movie that uses a real little girl to be in a "mature love story" with her kidnapper and r*pist. A man who betrayed her tribe several times and kidnapped her and brainwashed her into essentially OG Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @teddie552
      @teddie552 Рік тому +1

      @@abikegavin9641 mate I was talking about the music

    • @Jaheartsjonas
      @Jaheartsjonas Рік тому +2

      This movie and Mulan in my opinion!

  • @joshuamerriweather2861
    @joshuamerriweather2861 Рік тому +1007

    Tarzan was not garbage
    Phil Collins really made the movie great with the soundtrack

    • @saberline152
      @saberline152 Рік тому +48

      same with Brother bear, even had Tina Turner do 'great spirits' lol

    • @tineal18
      @tineal18 Рік тому +10

      Period that album alone was magic

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +15

      I like Tarzan fine, and some of the "garbage" films the same way, but Pocahontas was and still is MY Lion King. And this guy somehow became more of a jerk than any other reviewer.

    • @AdeleiTeillana
      @AdeleiTeillana Рік тому +5

      Eh, I hated Tarzan. I'm not a Phil Collins fan and I didn't like the animation either.

    • @schneejacques3502
      @schneejacques3502 Рік тому +6

      More like phil colin destroyed the movie.

  • @Arezoo298195
    @Arezoo298195 Рік тому +795

    There is one good line in that song: “If you walk the footsteps of another, you’ll learn thing you never knew you never knew “ - I like that one sentence in this movie.
    Edit: I made a mistake above and since this is getting a lot more attention than I expected here is the full correct line of the song: “You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you, but if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew.”

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Рік тому +14

      I get annoyed when people think they know stuff that they know they don't know.

    • @AK-jt9gx
      @AK-jt9gx Рік тому +19

      Footsteps of a *stranger*. But yes, great line

    • @movieman410
      @movieman410 Рік тому +43

      Best line: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
      Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
      RIP David Ogden Stiers

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Рік тому +40

      There are a ton of great lines in this movie, including the entire Colors of the Wind song. It's just unfortunate that all of those great lines were put into a movie with THIS subject matter... It really does try to "bOtH siDeS" colonialism and genocide.

    • @Arezoo298195
      @Arezoo298195 Рік тому

      @@AK-jt9gx it’s been years

  • @horace6851
    @horace6851 Рік тому +66

    The one good thing I remember about this move is how beautifully her hair was animated. That's it.

  • @LunamFlore
    @LunamFlore Рік тому +1

    Okay but her Threatening Wind song SLAPS 😂

  • @dianahauser5390
    @dianahauser5390 Рік тому +71

    Bolt is underrated . It's a fantastic movie. My whole family loves it and still watches it and laughs.

    • @alexielmarquay
      @alexielmarquay Рік тому +3

      Totally agree!

    • @andrewstephenson1880
      @andrewstephenson1880 Рік тому +2

      It was the first Disney movie to get that John Lasseter touch. The touch that I feel launched the entire 2nd Renaissance.

  • @JovialJewels
    @JovialJewels Рік тому +456

    The one thing that is actually kind of novel about this film compared to almost any other film about the first colonies in America is that they made the songs the english sang be almost exclusively about how they wanted to kill natives and steal their goods. That is actually kind of cool that they were not shying away from that in a kids film.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +19

      It’s what we do best.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @mask938
      @mask938 Рік тому +50

      The song "Savages" was especially accurate about how the two sides likely viewed each other.

    • @thegreatestcrewmate9195
      @thegreatestcrewmate9195 Рік тому +5

      Love and Hate in Jamestown: John Smith, Pocahontas, and the Start of a New Nation

    • @Xlappahony
      @Xlappahony Рік тому +5

      I didn't get the second layer of meaning. I identified with the english and went along. John Smith was a traitor to me and I had NO idea what he could possibly find in that girl. Oooops...

    • @magicdance4273
      @magicdance4273 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@mask938
      I mean, the natives were right to. The powder-faced freaks didn't know how to bathe regularly and thought the best way to make a sustainable community was "burn literally everything down, kill anyone who already lives there, and then pretend we're civilized."

  • @Jokes_on_D
    @Jokes_on_D Рік тому +2

    I need a full version of the colors of the wind remix 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bethbr150
    @bethbr150 Рік тому +12

    MEET THE ROBINSONS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

  • @FTNChicken
    @FTNChicken Рік тому +51

    I'm pretty sure you can guess anyone's age based on what era of Disney they think is garbage

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Рік тому +5

      Ok, all the non-animated Disney movies are garbage. Whats my age?

    • @joshuawong5839
      @joshuawong5839 Рік тому +3

      @@hubertnnn Heh. I'm going to guess younger than the first Mary Poppins and High School Musical, but older than the remakes of those movies.

    • @meh27143
      @meh27143 Рік тому

      @@hubertnnn I am 40 and I basically feel the same way. How close am I?

    • @goldengrill769
      @goldengrill769 Рік тому

      @@hubertnnn Isn't that deeply Gen X like during the Journey to the Center of the Earth whatever psychedelia sci-fi weirdness was going on in 1971 or whatever?

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Рік тому

      @@meh27143 Pretty close, I am 32

  • @DampFrijoles
    @DampFrijoles Рік тому +195

    Assuming this was completed more than two days ago, that Chapek joke was beautiful coincidence and I love it.

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 Рік тому +1

      What coincidence?

    • @biblegirl
      @biblegirl Рік тому +1

      I was wondering too

    • @magicalmilimi894
      @magicalmilimi894 Рік тому +11

      @@mellyq92 Bob Chapek got axed

    • @ShirotoraGodsbane
      @ShirotoraGodsbane Рік тому +6

      Yeah, but then you remember that it was Bob Iger that actually green lit every production made while Chapek was CEO and you realize nothing's going to change.

  • @prgmen13
    @prgmen13 Рік тому +3

    Tarzan is an all time classic!!

  • @cesarotero4493
    @cesarotero4493 Рік тому +4

    Fun fact: Christian Bale, who gives his voice to Thomas in this Movie, played John Rolfe in Terrence Malick' The New World, based on the stories of the real Pocahontas. Rolfe was her real husband (Billy Zane was Rolfe in Disney's Pocahontas 2, and Mel Gibson's brother was John Smith)

  • @ichijofestival2576
    @ichijofestival2576 Рік тому +545

    I think we can all agree Brother Bear was a work of art and beauty, particularly when I'm waving this broken bottle around. *Come at me!*

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +14

      I like Brother Bear (1 of the things being the character Tug), but I feel the same way about Pocahontas.

    • @nathanc6204
      @nathanc6204 Рік тому +20

      Brother Bear, with the Rutt and Tuke commentary on, is one of the funniest things I've watched. It's like Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas did their own HT during the entire movie.

    • @britnirose-
      @britnirose- Рік тому +22

      QUIT TELLIN PEOPLE I’M DEAD

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Рік тому +16

      Brother Bear is one of my favorite Disney movies! I also really like Bolt

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Рік тому +21

      Brother Bear is an underrated gem. Estelle Harris thinking her husband is dead might be my favorite joke from any Disney movie.

  • @drakanity9647
    @drakanity9647 Рік тому +684

    The parody songs that are made for all these old Disney movie reviews are comedic gold. I think all of those are the best honest trailers.

    • @TheCho22
      @TheCho22 Рік тому +15

      The song in this one got me 3 times. Hilarious!

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 Рік тому +6

      Absolutely they are!! AND they're so well sung is what makes them so great!

    • @darkwolf860
      @darkwolf860 Рік тому +1

      dude for real, that was one of the best parodies i've ever heard. amazing

  • @VersusARCH
    @VersusARCH Рік тому +1

    1:41
    The plot of Pocahontas takes place around 1607
    The Union Jack flag shown: adopted in 1801...

  • @Inurantchan
    @Inurantchan 9 місяців тому +2

    Can't believe Pocahontas got an honest trailer before The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @vanhopecomedy
    @vanhopecomedy Рік тому +579

    Perfect chance to take a stab at Avatar! You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer Рік тому +27

      Stab, shoot, lots of things worth doing to that movie!

    • @js002003
      @js002003 Рік тому +45

      Yah was fully expecting some Avatar shade.

    • @kudalindgren
      @kudalindgren Рік тому +9

      Right? I was expecting that too

    • @TheSweedishMoose
      @TheSweedishMoose Рік тому +18

      Exactly! This movie was just Avatar minus the space. Total rip-off.

    • @vanhopecomedy
      @vanhopecomedy Рік тому +5

      @@TheSweedishMoose confirms suspicions that HT is just written by autofill and read by a Jon Bailey AI.

  • @Ironbat92
    @Ironbat92 Рік тому +31

    Please say, “Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger” in honor of Jason David Frank.

  • @teslacoil4621
    @teslacoil4621 Рік тому +6

    Give us that song by itself, please!!! Also, thank you for creating a movie plot I'd love to see. Grind them bones!

  • @anahita9910
    @anahita9910 Рік тому +1

    “Exactly what TLC warned us not to do” was underrated :))

  • @whatsername3940
    @whatsername3940 Рік тому +763

    Honestly, I did love this movie. It was one of the only Disney movies without a "happy ending"

    • @badoli1074
      @badoli1074 Рік тому +62

      Just like my last thai massage.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Рік тому +76

      I liked it too. Not historically accurate is...an extremely thin accusation against a Disney cartoon.

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 Рік тому +4

      Same!

    • @-i_own_you_-
      @-i_own_you_- Рік тому +1

      @@badoli1074 deserved

    • @lilpeasncarrts
      @lilpeasncarrts Рік тому +26

      THE FOX AND THE HOUND

  • @tshiamomonnakgotla
    @tshiamomonnakgotla Рік тому +77

    You take back what you said about Tarzan. A masterpiece with a phenomenal soundtrack

  • @kaitlynbannon4567
    @kaitlynbannon4567 Рік тому +1

    In honor of Jason David Frank, say "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!"

  • @suyashjoshi8
    @suyashjoshi8 Рік тому +8

    Colors of the Wind omg what a song
    I was introduced to the song back when I was in 5th grade. I got a casette tape from Disney of all their hit songs that I used to continuously play and this song was my absolute favorite.
    Who sang the funny version in this one ? I want to hear a full song like that !!! Please release it !!!

  • @multiverse_media2023
    @multiverse_media2023 Рік тому +475

    Thank you Epic Voice Guy for reading the quotes of Kevin Conroy’s Batman.
    I hope you guys could do a Mystery of the Batwoman honest trailer soon.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 Рік тому +1

      Or batman beyond or mask of the phantasm.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 Рік тому +1

      @@galactic85
      They already did Mask of the Phantasm.

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 Рік тому +321

    Well, it didn’t take long for them to let us know what they think of it 😂

    • @blackpow3r
      @blackpow3r Рік тому +25

      Facts. Realistically speaking, this movie is HORRIBLE 🤣🤣💯

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +3

      If U R 1 of the MANY people who hate this film, U have not right 2 call yourself an animation or Disney fan.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund Рік тому +4

      And I wholeheartedly agree with them!

    • @kuzybungz3767
      @kuzybungz3767 Рік тому +2

      @@mori1bund good for you then

    • @jameshayes-barber9340
      @jameshayes-barber9340 Рік тому +21

      @@isaackinne1971 It's like doing a love story between a Nazi and a Jewish person in the Holocaust

  • @BerniKami
    @BerniKami 7 місяців тому +1

    Colors of the wind Is by far the best song of Disney movies. Too underrated.

  • @princessarwen9194
    @princessarwen9194 Рік тому +1

    Pocajohntas 😂 best celebrity relationship name yet.

  • @dcamron46
    @dcamron46 Рік тому +325

    Not gonna lie the Jasmine costume was a thirst trap , that was the first time I was like “girls make me feel weird”

    • @matthewgillies7509
      @matthewgillies7509 Рік тому +38

      Four year old me was perplexed why I didn't see women in clam shell tops, or why I didn't see more belly buttons in real life, after seeing The Little Mermaid. The fish tail thing, I felt made sense if a person lived in the water all the time.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Рік тому +6

      Red is definitely Jasmine's color. It matches her fiery and passionate persona.

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r Рік тому +20

      For me it was Spider-man (2002). Muscles + spandex = one 10-year-old girl's "spring awakening."

    • @TheNewPrometheus
      @TheNewPrometheus Рік тому +5

      @@MsDaydream3r nice

    • @dr.2335
      @dr.2335 Рік тому +1

      @@MsDaydream3rnoice

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Рік тому +393

    The tributes for Kevin Conroy at the end are touching. RIP to the best Batman for most of us growing up in thr 1990's

    • @slyngn7847
      @slyngn7847 Рік тому +15

      Kevin Conroy is and was the best of all Batmans. Forever and will most certainly never be forgotten.

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Рік тому +6

      I was an adult in that decade and Conroy is best Batman. Ever. Period.

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 Рік тому +2

      Not just in the 90s. He still kept busy after that.

  • @dersteffen5948
    @dersteffen5948 Рік тому +2

    Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

  • @fuyuk1r1ft8
    @fuyuk1r1ft8 Рік тому +5

    That song was brilliant

  • @adjutantreflex9406
    @adjutantreflex9406 Рік тому +74

    I don't care what you say, the music slaps. The Alan Menken won 2 of his 8 oscars (more than anybody else alive) for this film. The run to the cliff at the end is just **chef's kiss** bellisimo.

    • @XIIIBeatoSensei
      @XIIIBeatoSensei Рік тому +2

      Savages is a masterpiece together with the rest of the ost

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Рік тому +212

    That parody was amazing. I lost it at "I can warg into this bird that's on my hand."
    That being said, though, Meet the Robinsons is an amazing movie. And so is Tarzan.

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins Рік тому +7

      Have you seen Bolt? One of my all time faves, along with Meet the Robinsons, and Megamind. And home on the range wasn’t THAT bad. This guy’s funny, but he has horrible taste, lol.

    • @kingbokor
      @kingbokor Рік тому +9

      How come brother bear is not mentioned by anyone

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins Рік тому +2

      @@kingbokor idk never saw it, isn’t it like Brave? Weird magic stuff? Never saw brave either, lol

    • @rosaiglarsh9987
      @rosaiglarsh9987 Рік тому

      And so is Pocahontas.

    • @yammoto148
      @yammoto148 Рік тому +1

      @@KeilaBevins Well no not like brave but still fun all the same. Its about respecting nature and stuff.

  • @mask938
    @mask938 Рік тому +30

    I like this movie. It's not the most amazing thing to come out of Disney, but it's still enjoyable.
    My two favorite songs from it are "Colors of the Wind" and "Savages".

  • @gundamnmechas8518
    @gundamnmechas8518 Рік тому +1

    The Tarzan slander in the beginning 😭😂

  • @KaeMcSpadden
    @KaeMcSpadden Рік тому +107

    It is kind of funny that they were hoping that this would be the best picture winner and considered the best animated movie ever, but instead The Lion King would be considered one of the best animated movies ever.
    In this movie’s defense, the animation still looks lovely even today, and the music and songs are still amazing.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Рік тому +6

      Pocahontas and Lion King are both amazing visual movies and were excellent movies to watch in the mid/late-1990s.

  • @Beeezledrop
    @Beeezledrop Рік тому +22

    You got me with the "Exactly what TLC warned us not to do" line.

  • @crystalthunderheart8895
    @crystalthunderheart8895 Рік тому

    That gold song was stuck in my head for 3 months and I couldn't get rid of it until I watch the movie again

  • @emilyfarley1525
    @emilyfarley1525 Рік тому +1

    This is still top tier Disney. One of my favs

  • @amitaikatz5929
    @amitaikatz5929 Рік тому +91

    1:21
    "They're both hot, their eyebrows don't match their hair color…
    …And that's it!"
    That was pretty funny. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +1

      His Deadpool trailers were better. But, Pocahontas is a personal masterpiece in my book.

    • @thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267
      @thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267 Рік тому

      That eyebrows one gets me, because mine don't match either. Blonde people have darker eyebrows

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di Рік тому +446

    That version of the "colours of the wind" song deserves its own separate like button.

    • @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy
      @NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy Рік тому +9

      Agreed

    • @fallenafterling4128
      @fallenafterling4128 Рік тому +5

      His annoying points ruined it being funny for me because the song is actually pretty deep/beautifully written

    • @rneumeye
      @rneumeye Рік тому +2

      She matched every inflection of the original. 😌🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @taotravyuniversalist7747
    @taotravyuniversalist7747 10 місяців тому +1

    OMG that song... OMG i need that played somewhere in my life for a special occasion... Ugh, love it.

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 Рік тому +1

    Meet the robinson, Bolt and Tarzan is absolute masterpiece

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 Рік тому +254

    This was one of my favorite childhood movies so I accept its flaws, but still love it.

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +8

      I feel the same way U homie.

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 Рік тому +3

      Birds of a feather flockkk together I suppose @@isaackinne1971

    • @isaackinne1971
      @isaackinne1971 Рік тому +1

      @@youknowwhoyouare2269 is that a nice compliment?

    • @leahtheanimationfan40
      @leahtheanimationfan40 Рік тому +2

      Same. I love Pocahontas! Even though its far from a perfect movie

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai Рік тому +3

      Same. I know it is far from beeing historically accurate. Don't know if anything except Pocahontas beeing a native American is true in the movie. But I just love it. It does not have to be true to be a good movie.

  • @IMaTotalDirtbag
    @IMaTotalDirtbag Рік тому +15

    I’m 39 and JUST discovered that Mel Gibson was the voice actor for John Smith. 😅

    • @BenHopkins1000
      @BenHopkins1000 Рік тому +4

      And Christian Bale was his buddy, Thomas

    • @VMan29397
      @VMan29397 Рік тому

      And he wasnt born in australia

    • @IMaTotalDirtbag
      @IMaTotalDirtbag Рік тому

      @@BenHopkins1000 My mind continues being blown 🤯

  • @guythat779
    @guythat779 Рік тому +1

    that song about the others being savages, it became a meme and it's very catchy
    savages SAVAGES SAVAGES

  • @TonyShyaka
    @TonyShyaka Рік тому +1

    I legit thought I forgot the actual words to colours of the wind for a second there!

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Рік тому +26

    Please say “We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!”

  • @TitanInvictusTube
    @TitanInvictusTube Рік тому +28

    It feels both wrong and spot on to say that this Honest Trailer was savage.

  • @Wildwolfgirl626
    @Wildwolfgirl626 Рік тому +5

    I might have laughed way harder than I should have at the remake of the colors of the wind song but damn it, it was way to funny. Made tears in my eyes I laughed so hard at the lyrics

  • @jameseller8250
    @jameseller8250 Рік тому +1

    Just around the River bend and colors of the wind are both top 10 best Disney songs

  • @aloysiusmaina2625
    @aloysiusmaina2625 Рік тому +40

    Also, I declare blasphemy on Brother Bear (can teach Pixar about a thing or two about emotionally wrenching characters), Bolt (fun) and Meet the Robinsons (one of the best twist endings in animation)

  • @luxurybuzz3681
    @luxurybuzz3681 Рік тому +60

    Tarzan is great!
    One of my favorite 2D animated movies of all time.

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 Рік тому

      That movie is adorable and the songs always feels comforting. I think this movie speaks to a lot of kids out there that felt isolated for being different and give them hope that it is still possible to make strong lasting connections with others in spite of it.

  • @Etcabezas
    @Etcabezas Рік тому +2

    I need an album of all the parody songs!

  • @TothanCrawk
    @TothanCrawk Рік тому +1

    Someone with good YTP editing skills should do a crossover with Hocus Pocus and Pocahontas, and call it Hoca Pontas.

  • @DucNguyen0131
    @DucNguyen0131 Рік тому +16

    In memory of Jason David Frank, say "No, not this time. This time it's different. I'm at the end of the ropes, guys. Lord Zedd's had it in for me since the beginning... and he's closing in..."

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Рік тому +73

    Hearing him calling Tarzan "Garbage" is probably the most surreal thing i heard today.

    • @writerpatrick
      @writerpatrick Рік тому +1

      The boxoffice and Rotten Tomatoes would disagree with that.

    • @cpthuggyface2011
      @cpthuggyface2011 Рік тому

      If he said Tarzan & Jane, yea. That threw me off.

    • @XxMCRroxnonstopxX
      @XxMCRroxnonstopxX Рік тому +3

      @@writerpatrick pretty the box office says Treasure Planet isn't good and that avengers end game is so I'm not listening to anything the box office says. But that's just me 😅

    • @Petard95
      @Petard95 Рік тому

      @@writerpatrick 89% and 75% are garbage?

  • @gav48
    @gav48 Рік тому

    "Grind Your Bones to Dust until until you are just pieces I can scatter in the wind" Ahh Good old Disney Classic

  • @eulyc.959
    @eulyc.959 Рік тому +1

    Okay but, brother bear was one of my favorites. And Tarzan and meet the robinsons were good too

  • @felixwood5
    @felixwood5 Рік тому +102

    Say what you want about this film, colors of the wind is one of the best Disney songs ever made

  • @alvaroperez2349
    @alvaroperez2349 Рік тому +9

    “Home on the Range” And “Chicken Little” I understand, but “Tarzan?” “Brother Bear?” *”Meet the Robinsons?!”*

    • @sebastiantrias1529
      @sebastiantrias1529 Рік тому

      Again Brother Bear is not that good of a film,But Tarzan and Meet the Robinson are fine.

  • @gordalot
    @gordalot Рік тому +1

    That Song made me sooo happy! 😂

  • @whitneylee8703
    @whitneylee8703 9 місяців тому +1

    This is definitely better than the movie. The only thing this movie did is stoke my curiosity to learn the true story of Pocahontas.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Рік тому +63

    Y'know, "Love in a Time of Colonization," would've actually made for a great Honest Title at the end. 😆
    Edit: I guess "Love at First White" works too.

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, an almost B-Movie vampire comedy from the late 70s starring George Hamilton, is more cerebral.
      IMO 😉

  • @Kylerpm
    @Kylerpm Рік тому +4

    Tarzan, meet the Robinsons, and brother bear are all good movies

  • @hyungjinsamuel1783
    @hyungjinsamuel1783 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for taking in my request!! You guys are awesome!! You have now fulfilled the honest trailer space stones of my childhood Disney movies😭

  • @easterthefoolish
    @easterthefoolish Рік тому +1

    Please say,
    "Lechonk and the rest of your team should be all better now!"
    -Pokémon Center (Pokémon Violet)

  • @williamsafford5959
    @williamsafford5959 Рік тому +68

    For your true NDN fans, please say in your awesome voice: "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, even if you have all the medicine."

    • @aTribeCalledNerd
      @aTribeCalledNerd Рік тому +14

      Please review real NDN tv, Rez Dogs is amazing!

    • @skodenNDN
      @skodenNDN Рік тому +11

      Aho ScreenJunkies! Stoodis!

  • @priest.reviews
    @priest.reviews Рік тому +189

    I actually really like "Savages", it's the best song in the movie. The visuals are great and the lyrics are really catchy.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Рік тому +38

      It is a great song. It would also have a great message... if it weren't being applied to the actual genocide of Native Americans.

    • @carycarnag8214
      @carycarnag8214 Рік тому +9

      I sing it referring to my children 🤭😂

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT Рік тому +10

      I like that song too. Plus, "sandwiches" subs out easily for "savages" while you're making lunch...((ahem)).

    • @brendancadogan6235
      @brendancadogan6235 Рік тому

      Then you'll love that Zog machine song Seth sings in American History X

    • @fandomshuzzah1907
      @fandomshuzzah1907 Рік тому +14

      It's a shame it takes a "both sides are at fault" view on,,,, colonialism and genocide (it IS catchy, And I'm sure there are really good native parodies of it out there if you want a different version to hum lol)

  • @nbonasoro
    @nbonasoro Рік тому +67

    Pocahontas was a great movie about a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.
    If you listen to the song paint with all the colors of the wind you hear a wise woman who uses compassion and love to get someone who never questioned their actions or beliefs to change their mind.
    The music and movie are amazing, and make pocahontas one of my favorite Disney movies.

    • @rb4128
      @rb4128 Рік тому +3

      Agreed - it’s a classic. I realize it isn’t historically accurate, but most people who complain about it haven’t even seen the movie - typical herd mentality.

    • @MrLieutFluffers
      @MrLieutFluffers Рік тому +5

      @@rb4128 I saw the movie when I was a kid and loved it but after learning more about what actually happened I recognize how insulting it is to have used the life of a real girl who was exploited terribly by colonizers to tell a watered-down story that downplayed how awful and violent colonization was for the indigenous peoples so they can tell a false story of *checks notes* 'a strong woman having the courage to go up against her father and protect someone she loved to stop a war.'

  • @frankwhite2072
    @frankwhite2072 Рік тому +2

    I wasn't expecting colors of the wind to be turned in to a dis track.