How to soften your beard

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • Bristly, scratchy facial hair? Get the smooth softness ladies and babies love in a few simple steps.
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  • @MrSteelBitch
    @MrSteelBitch 7 років тому +23

    Ignore the hate, you're awesome dude and I hope you get your mother of pearl comb! Beard looks great too; keep up the good work c;

  • @Turbizzi
    @Turbizzi  11 років тому +7

    Thanks for defending me! It's really not as dark as it looked in the video.

  • @KrisBendix
    @KrisBendix 6 років тому +7

    The kid is like - Who the hell are you talking to? :p

  • @RLoz76
    @RLoz76 10 років тому +68

    "And I know what you're thinking, my beard looks great."
    Nope, not what I was thinking dude. At all.

    • @onomoto88
      @onomoto88 6 років тому +1

      lmfaoooo this is the first thing I thought when i saw this.

    • @a.m.a9332
      @a.m.a9332 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @Turbizzi
    @Turbizzi  11 років тому +2

    The stuff I use in the video is American Crew Lubricating Shave Oil. You can find it online or at stores like Beauty Brands. Lately, I've been using an oil called Wild Man Beard Conditioner. It comes in four scents and works great, totally non-greasy.

  • @juicy_pickles4565
    @juicy_pickles4565 3 роки тому

    This video is extremely high quality for 2012

  • @slickmackdaddy
    @slickmackdaddy 11 років тому +3

    Could I also use face lotion to help soften my beard or does it have to be an oil? Does the oil work better than the lotion?

  • @fizbinsfire
    @fizbinsfire 7 років тому +21

    Yeah and i am a professional stay at home gamer and a mcdonalds menu expert. Face palm

  • @Divinoamor
    @Divinoamor 10 років тому +2

    Nice tips, I have a huge beard and it pinches and hurts all those who get in contact. It's hard like copper and sometimes it stabs me back haha. Ill give it a try. Cute baby boy you got there, Bless God and God Bless you
    :) Jesus ftw! :)

  • @kronos2230
    @kronos2230 5 років тому

    I thoroughly enjoyed your video. Thanks. Your son is adorable.

  • @FellOutOfTheCloset
    @FellOutOfTheCloset 11 років тому

    I never would have thought of brushing up and then down. Simple, yet totally not what I would have considered. This video was awesome! Nice beard, by the way.

  • @boobyjustin
    @boobyjustin 7 років тому +1

    There's two guys behind you doing like exactly the same thing!

  • @BeanDar
    @BeanDar День тому

    Whoaa 12 years ago. Ty tho

  • @myfinalcut
    @myfinalcut 10 років тому +1

    The baby in the closet was the best part. I like to think that he was stashed in the clothes hamper :-)

  • @MartyrLoserKing
    @MartyrLoserKing 12 років тому +3

    Thanks for the advice, I want a beard but it's starting to bug the shit out of me.
    Nice beard btw.

  • @oopsallorangutan
    @oopsallorangutan 12 років тому +1

    Tim! Thanks for teaching guys to be real men!!!!

  • @ewenhuffman
    @ewenhuffman 3 роки тому

    Great video mate! Just so funny at the end where you’re eating the lil fella and he’s nonplussed by it all! Brilliant! Thanks!

  • @pm8rsh233
    @pm8rsh233 9 років тому +10

    You're using 8-10 drops of oil on that length of a beard? Talk about overkil

  • @footcharaf
    @footcharaf 9 років тому +37

    "And I know what you're thinking, my beard looks great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    im out

    • @footcharaf
      @footcharaf 8 років тому +2

      med alg
      و يعطييه ههههههه

    • @atrophos4104
      @atrophos4104 7 років тому

      Sean Morris who hurt you?

  • @LordAlexMorgan
    @LordAlexMorgan 10 років тому +4

    Lol, hahahahaha! I love how it appears that he's taking his son out of the closet :D

    • @LordAlexMorgan
      @LordAlexMorgan 10 років тому +2

      Oh wait, I just skimmed through some comments bellow and he *does* indeed keep him in the closet for the duration of the video since babies seem to like that. Well that's another hint I got from this vid, apart from the one on how to handle my current silly stubble looking like it's electrocuted. Will give this oil thing a go.

  • @BlackDot3
    @BlackDot3 7 років тому +2

    3:02 this should've been the thumbnail.

  • @ShadowNinjaDestiny
    @ShadowNinjaDestiny 3 роки тому

    Didn't expect the baby test. Lol

  • @GradyBrandt
    @GradyBrandt 11 років тому

    The baby doesn't care about your beard, he just wants the camera! Cute boy :) Will have to try the grooming advice. I keep wanting to grow a beard and my wife complains about it being scratchy.

  • @stephandevilliers8563
    @stephandevilliers8563 4 роки тому

    Baby approval, is good enough for me! Thanks!

  • @viby1002
    @viby1002 10 років тому +2

    thumbs up for dad/son love ^^

  • @reblpiper
    @reblpiper 11 років тому +1

    Thanks for the video. Good information....and I'm super jealous that you are a stay home dad.

  • @lukeslater167
    @lukeslater167 11 років тому

    Hell, i was bored, by beard scratched, i dont know why i googled this... but your vid amused me thoroughly! Good show

  • @shesqueezy
    @shesqueezy 10 років тому +2

    Aweeee what a super cute baby!!! :)

  • @tareq155
    @tareq155 9 років тому +26

    hahaha, you have been growing that for a month

    • @emmanuelkalibbala510
      @emmanuelkalibbala510 9 років тому +2

      Haha, I know, right!! So little!!

    • @tareq155
      @tareq155 9 років тому

      hehe, exactly Emmanuel Kalibbala

    • @thedarkknight646
      @thedarkknight646 8 років тому +1

      Lol Ikr once I heard him saw that I was like Bruh are fucking serious!? 😂

    • @tareq155
      @tareq155 8 років тому

      hehe looks like he has hormone issues. thedarkknight646

  • @JerusalemCherry
    @JerusalemCherry 12 років тому

    The video was very helpful thanks... Also the boys love a nice beard too..

  • @mrspacley4001
    @mrspacley4001 10 років тому +2

    do you keep your baby in the closet ??

  • @worshipthefather89
    @worshipthefather89 11 років тому

    Where do you think I can you buy something similar to that oil cause my boyfriend needs that. Every time I give him a kiss his beard is prickly! I want a soft beard for him..

  • @sanfordandme
    @sanfordandme 10 років тому

    Simple solution- get The Soft Goat! First EVER grooming tool to actually dull the razor sharp edge shaving/trimming leave behind and leaves you soft and kissable until your next shave. Save her lips...and lips :)

  • @kadaj209
    @kadaj209 12 років тому

    Thx for the info Mr.Tim my partner loves it an agrees to let me keep my beard. you saved my beard

  • @carlosmiranda8950
    @carlosmiranda8950 11 років тому +1

    That is a great video for longer beards but if you have shorter stubble like me, I found this great product that actually works on shorter beards its called The Soft Goat. I found out on facebook. They also have a website.

  • @tareq155
    @tareq155 9 років тому +1

    respect, i fucking respect you :D

  • @KaiisKlips
    @KaiisKlips 9 років тому

    I just need to soften my hair because no matter what shavette I use. The stiff bristles just get pulled and not cut.

    • @KaiisKlips
      @KaiisKlips 8 років тому +3

      Silence beta male. No one asked you

  • @as_the_turntables
    @as_the_turntables 10 років тому +9

    what beard?

  • @tom_olofsson
    @tom_olofsson 7 років тому

    Thanks for sharing.

  • @felixbloomington7734
    @felixbloomington7734 8 років тому +17

    energy drink expert ?

    • @brayingmonKEY
      @brayingmonKEY 7 років тому +2

      That's why he has a pot belly :D

  • @Silent_SongZ
    @Silent_SongZ 12 років тому

    thanks!

  • @the_arkon
    @the_arkon 11 років тому

    LOL. The baby at 5:18 on is like "My daddy must be insane. He thinks he's talking to peoples but there are no peoples, just this weird metal thing with three legs and one shin eye".
    Cute kid, awesome video!

  • @DylanBegazo
    @DylanBegazo 4 роки тому

    I enjoyed this video. Thank you Sir. Keep up the good work. Ignore the hate please.

  • @drojan890
    @drojan890 6 років тому +1

    Thank you poor man's Seth Rogen

  • @AbdulKhan-zi4bo
    @AbdulKhan-zi4bo 3 роки тому

    Does it work on my bush under? I need to try it :)

  • @Algo4Life
    @Algo4Life 12 років тому

    Very Helpful

  • @TheMiniJunkie
    @TheMiniJunkie 5 років тому

    Great advice - and so many jerky comments. Some folks don’t seem to get your humor.

  • @moeys2304
    @moeys2304 6 років тому

    Dose vegetable oil work

  • @coppulor6500
    @coppulor6500 7 років тому

    great video. thank you. holy crap all the haters who haven't done shit are out in droves on this one for some reason.

  • @emery1129
    @emery1129 10 років тому

    Tim 2much free time.
    I stumbled across your video by accident, and I must say I found it 2b
    Extremely entertaining, especially the much-less-than interested baby part.
    As an after thought; you may want to put a little more time into filling out applications.
    Have a Great Day!

  • @FNMCaffeine
    @FNMCaffeine 9 років тому +1

    Chuck Norris laughs at men who soften their beards.

  • @NBNxRandy
    @NBNxRandy 11 років тому

    Thanx,good vid and tips.Subscribed

  • @shash30
    @shash30 8 років тому

    Nice video

  • @worshipthefather89
    @worshipthefather89 11 років тому

    Thx

  • @minoxidilbeardandhairprodu4598
    @minoxidilbeardandhairprodu4598 7 років тому

    Christmas since March 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hear2Help
    @Hear2Help 11 років тому

    dude, pearl handles? you know what General Patton said about pearl handles dont you? I too have been growing my beard for about a month, and I use the condictiooner with vit E, I cant tell that it is doing much, but it is ok, A beard is suppose to be manly!

  • @kaushalpandit_1308
    @kaushalpandit_1308 5 років тому

    That was funny testing smoothness to baby😀😀😀

  • @manojgavli
    @manojgavli 11 років тому

    thks

  • @Algo4Life
    @Algo4Life 12 років тому

    ur son is SOOO cute....

  • @Arabianknight78
    @Arabianknight78 11 років тому

    awesome video :)

  • @Edbrad
    @Edbrad 8 років тому

    aww cute bebe! Thanks for the tips. I'm new to beard

  • @stevedapirate5
    @stevedapirate5 10 років тому +1

    dude ur hilariouse

  • @sawurrai7333
    @sawurrai7333 5 років тому

    Jesus Christ why so much hate

  • @lovishcreations1972
    @lovishcreations1972 7 років тому

    hi bro i am using beard softener how much time should i live that beard cream on by beard

  • @carloschulito5259
    @carloschulito5259 5 років тому

    He got the baby from the closet really
    Ha ha ha

  • @83alharbi
    @83alharbi 7 років тому

    Ur beard looks great ? !!!!

    • @Turbizzi
      @Turbizzi  7 років тому

      Haider Alharbi Thank you ? !!!!

  • @phoenixwings6441
    @phoenixwings6441 11 років тому

    you're cool =p
    it would be cool if instead of us men having to put pantene on our beards they had a bearditioner

  • @RCPLANET1962
    @RCPLANET1962 12 років тому

    I think I would of left out the comment about being unemployed...it might come up in divorce court.."Your honor this is what he did while unemployed!!!" LOL just kidding thanks for posting...

  • @ryanrianto9223
    @ryanrianto9223 5 років тому

    I hope you get a joband get the shit together. So you can finally get the pearl handle. I know it might sound condescending but it coming from a good place

    • @Cyaotic
      @Cyaotic 4 роки тому

      Ryan Rianto he does have his shit together you pleb!

  • @VenomTokeymusics
    @VenomTokeymusics 7 років тому

    Wait!! those are beards?

  • @josephputz2964
    @josephputz2964 2 місяці тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @arashabdullahdawudcharlton5548
    @arashabdullahdawudcharlton5548 2 роки тому

    This was awkwardly arousing

  • @codyvanhouten4658
    @codyvanhouten4658 6 років тому

    Lol a month shit that me at the end of the day and my friend that’s not a beard that’s Idk scruff not beard

  • @Hollow8291
    @Hollow8291 4 роки тому

    you sound like kumar😂

  • @Gossipboy12345
    @Gossipboy12345 4 роки тому

    Looks like you don't have a defamation with your wife

  • @samcoleman5705
    @samcoleman5705 11 років тому

    Babies love dark closets. Especially when they're open and can easily see their dad. Nice try, 'O childless one.

  • @mariyap7689
    @mariyap7689 3 роки тому

    Who is else is here because their husband’s bristly stubble irritates their skin😣

  • @Therealltaken10
    @Therealltaken10 11 років тому

    Real men grow beards

  • @leonardprabhakar1224
    @leonardprabhakar1224 7 років тому

    Dude will stop the crap you should not use hair products on beard. Not cheap shit plastic combs on beard as it will break the beard hair follicles....

  • @demoras
    @demoras 11 років тому

    You don't have a job? I guess it shows that you don't need a job to be awesome :D

  • @DeepakPrasad1994
    @DeepakPrasad1994 11 років тому

    ........troll

  • @FakYuhGoogel
    @FakYuhGoogel 7 років тому +5

    I'm sorry but I don't think your beard looks great.

  • @AOUSI
    @AOUSI 10 років тому +1

    its not good to shampoo and condition your beard.

  • @gingersupreme1722
    @gingersupreme1722 7 років тому

    This guy doesn't even have a beard.

  • @TheXJthatCould
    @TheXJthatCould 8 років тому +2

    LOL! BEARD!?! PUMPKIN SPICE?!? STAYHOME DAD!!!!! SUGAR MOMMA!?!?!?!? wow.... no man stays home....

    • @Ameds613
      @Ameds613 8 років тому +4

      +TheXJthatCould internet warriors like you are much manlier

  • @adrianbosier2900
    @adrianbosier2900 5 років тому

    Don't listen to this guy.

  • @Hear2Help
    @Hear2Help 11 років тому

    this is what happens in an obama economy, men are forced to stay home, and entertain themselves. this is the best reason why we should not have obama care!

  • @shonole
    @shonole 11 років тому

    That's not a beard..

  • @vivs005
    @vivs005 10 років тому +1

    Real men don't soften their beards.

    • @_______unknown_______
      @_______unknown_______ 3 роки тому

      Yes they do cuz unlike you real men have girlfriends and we dont want our beard pricling them not that ud know about that little boy