funnily enough i got this personality as my first Lich, but with a more better design and higher and clearer voice. I did convert him. I kept doing this too, to laugh my ass off.
@@D.b._Lord Oooohhh, I've been having terrible luck with litches. I settled on a K.Grattler after like 30 runs for larvas. kept getting the pistols. last night i nabbed the grattler...and then at least 10 runs, and nothing interesting, still. also the "well, fairs fair." line is my favorite.
@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 Severing the Bright lord will do nothing, he will come back, and with an army far grander than before. Be wary ranger.
Technically, Liches are just brainwashed clones with a genetical encryption making them the queen's dogs... by ocnverting them, you grant them some sort of freedom, making them your allies, and free from the queens.. OF COURSE THEY WANT TO BEFRIEND THEIR *COUGH* SAVIOUR
@@agentj3627 It would be freaking sick if there was an event that would allow you to sabotage a cloning chamber and basically delete the DNA coding that makes Grineer loyal to queen, and then protect the vat as it creates Grineer that the Steel Meridian then picks up in their ships (I say steel meridian because that's really the only group of people in Warframe Canon that actually cares about the grineer's indentured servitude, all the others basically just want the Grineer to die). Maybe have the event give special rewards for extracting more free Grineer like for example upgraded versions of different Grineer weapons (obviously not kuva since they're not obtained through a lich, but like add in a bunch of Prisma Grineer weapons that you get via this event)
I got the same one as my first lich but with more comical voice. Everytime i visited his controlled planet he would go "Mine. Sector's a dump but its mine dump"
I’m ashamed to say my last lich had these lines. I wanted to convert him, but he was the first lich I got to spawn with a Zarr after many attempts. He even had a fear of children. Regret has set in since then. You will be missed Cuvebb Lidr😢
I've converted that kind of lich. One time I had some trouble in a mission, he came and said: "Never fear, your right-hand Grineer is here!" ... was an amazing moment. >.
I have a lich with a cool personality but he has the kuva shildeg, a weapon i am dying to get, but honestly i don't know if i want to kill him for the weapon or convert him to have similar moments in battle.
@@sheicode3748 according to the wiki, its a 50% chance to get the mad (aka the friendly) lich, with the other 50% being the jovial. liches have only 2 personalities per gender
My first Lich when they came out had this personality, I knew 100% that I was converting him. His name was Lagg too so it makes my day whenever he pops into missions to help me out. :D
It's a little disappointing, I'm on my 7th Lich now and well...I can confidently say that every male lich shares the same dialogues, just maybe some have deeper or higher tuned voice. Same goes for female liches. Hopefully DE will add more dialogues and personalities in the future....
@@635574 nope, I tried with Atlas and Nidus to get toxin ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣(both got Tonkor) and Excal Umbra to get this one, with electricity. I used Chroma Prime one more time and got Kuva Drakgoon though, i regret deleting it first bc it was Heat tho :/
Yeah, not that many separate personalities sadly. But, I did enjoy the world building with how the female lich is more serious and stoic because of the matriarchal state of grineer society, and the male is a sarcastic douche. I'm sure though they'll add more aesthetic options to the liches in the future, the current system is the bare minimum playable release
@@sophocles2083 quite interesting yes, but I'd love it if they add more personality variants tho....one with a realllly squeaky voice would be awesome xD
I think my favorite thing I've ever heard from my lich was "I'm not angry that you burned me alive. It's not even that you killed me. It's that all I can smell...IS PORK."
I usually get the "We are friends, yes? Tell your friend where you are. TELL ME" i just converted one of them and I love it how before he leaves he just says "Same time tomorrow?"
Im still trying to see if De left that one line in from the tennocon introduction- the lich saying "remember when you killed me with yout tenNO MAGIc!? ... mmm good times :3"
My first Kuva Lich had this personality. 36% Cold Kuva Zarr. I couldn't kill him because of his personality, so I made him my friend. Now I need a good weapon for TNW, so I got a new Lich. 58% Toxin Kuva Zarr, same personality. I have to make my heart stone to kill him. On the other side, my previous Lich saved us when we were at Sedna fighting our Liches because he distracted another player's and the Inaros found time to revive us!
My first ever Kuva Lich had this personality as well. Unfortunately for him, he had the Twin Stubbas with Heat, making building for a Viral + Fire DoT very easy, so he's dead now.
@@ndt_dynamite2247 not exactly, when they spawn they take over a bunch of nodes (it gets red) and every time you do a mission in that node, they take some of the loot you would get. They also only show up on those nodes.
@@toaLewanuva no he's talking about after you defeat the lich and you decide either to kill them and take their gun, or spare them and have them occasionally show up in a mission, but either way, you do get your loot that they stole back, plus any ephemera they might have.
I had a lich who had these voicelines, converted him now whenever he spawns in a mission to help me, he says "enemies! prepare to be hammered in your reproductive organs!" love it oh and his boss fight's first line is " 97 hits! I hit you, you hit the floor, then I hit you again, 95 times."
I just killed my first Kuva Litch and this was the personality that he had, if I didn't need the Nukor I would have converted him. Regardless when he died he just went "Welp, fair is fair... AACK" and then exploded lol.
Normally I’d think the whole calling you friend thing was sarcastic, but the tone of voice is so sincere lmao. I wish I had this lich. All of mine have been total assholes.
“As I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself, I really don’t like this person.”
Instant convert.
Lol
If I did that, I would have 20 of the same liches
best one xD
For real, not converting on mine was instant regret, that voice set is funny asf.
He's british
I would 100% convert him
funnily enough i got this personality as my first Lich, but with a more better design and higher and clearer voice. I did convert him. I kept doing this too, to laugh my ass off.
toaLewanuva that’s sick bro
@@toaLewanuva hahahah
He is toooooo precious
Bro , shouldn’t you be fighting or something rn?
Simple answer: Convert him
Complex answer: never hunt him
I think you need to “kill” him to get the opportunity to convert
Advanced answer: introduce him to the slave trade
The complex answer is viable until he steals your riven
@@grenaja *proceeds to murder*
@@tobysceptiman7058 steal my riven and ya wont be livin'
I love the line" ohhh operating in my sector?! Time too pay the idiot tax"
Mine! Someone put a flag
This sector is a dump，but it's my dump
YOINK
@@smitty8978 The second my lich unironically said "yoink" I knew I wouldn't be able to kill him
@@Mothbean same, that and "Sector is a Dump, but its my dump" when I accessed Earth...
Considering most taxes are named after what they are paid too, that makes a lot more sense
When you go to pay the university tax
One of the male liches I killed said "Well, fair's fair. HRGK!" for his death line.
Lmfao
Wow lmao
Me too! it was funny!
@@TizonaAmanthia Just killed mine for a hek, it was worth it.
@@D.b._Lord Oooohhh, I've been having terrible luck with litches. I settled on a K.Grattler after like 30 runs for larvas. kept getting the pistols. last night i nabbed the grattler...and then at least 10 runs, and nothing interesting, still. also the "well, fairs fair." line is my favorite.
"Bright Lord, Dark Lord; same thing really"
YOU CAN HAVE THE FORT! IT'S YOUR FORT!
Funny, because he was right.
@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 You now serve the bright lord.
@@gerfonda4646 I serve no one. *cuts off fingers*
@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 Severing the Bright lord will do nothing, he will come back, and with an army far grander than before. Be wary ranger.
"Death... is overrated really"
- Kuva lich 2019, 3019 and probably 4019
Nope!
@@YouArePointless4 ?
@@xnotasweatx it was changed I mean
“The next time you drop someone at Death’s door...Knock.”
-Cubb Imfz Torr
How the fish do you even say IMFZ?
It’s actually a really good one liner
Goes unreasonably hard
That 1 platinum is 100 percent a mood
I always stayed on 3
And that credit score is not even enough for index to get more
I've been at zero for months
@@asteranightshade2981 damn
Me rn
"You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I have replaced."
Luvi Luvcatnip
Lez test that theory, shall we? *pulls out the Unmayker*
jokket,get the Opticor
@@gos358 unless its a parazon ya cant kill em
@@austinbutcher8106 dude is talking about a doom eternal weapon tho
Mine said "its not that you immoliated me, its not that I died, it's just that now all I can smell is PORK!!" Lol
Keeper right there!
I am 100% sure that was an invader zim reference
What if the real reason why grineers become liches is because they want to be friends with you?
Technically, Liches are just brainwashed clones with a genetical encryption making them the queen's dogs... by ocnverting them, you grant them some sort of freedom, making them your allies, and free from the queens..
OF COURSE THEY WANT TO BEFRIEND THEIR *COUGH* SAVIOUR
Clem
@@Ugarimpty Grineer are tragic, really, I feel pity for them and I wish there was another way (Even if I love annihilating them by the thousands...)
No.
Cause the females all hate me.
They act so cold and angry...
Then again I shouldn't have ran them through with a nikana, but still.
@@agentj3627 It would be freaking sick if there was an event that would allow you to sabotage a cloning chamber and basically delete the DNA coding that makes Grineer loyal to queen, and then protect the vat as it creates Grineer that the Steel Meridian then picks up in their ships (I say steel meridian because that's really the only group of people in Warframe Canon that actually cares about the grineer's indentured servitude, all the others basically just want the Grineer to die). Maybe have the event give special rewards for extracting more free Grineer like for example upgraded versions of different Grineer weapons (obviously not kuva since they're not obtained through a lich, but like add in a bunch of Prisma Grineer weapons that you get via this event)
mine says ''wallet feeling a little light , my friend ? heh heh heh'' everytime he steals my stuff :P
Mine said "Time to pay the idiot tax"
every lich says that tho xD
Mine says Yoink
OPERATING IN MY SECTOR FRIEND!?!??!?
TIME TO PAY THE IDIOT TAX.
Sounds like an ea executive
0:36 ok that's pretty badass
Took me a sec lol…what a clutch!
I got the same one as my first lich but with more comical voice. Everytime i visited his controlled planet he would go "Mine. Sector's a dump but its mine dump"
Same
Same here ahahahah
TIME TO PAY THE IDIOT TAX
I’m ashamed to say my last lich had these lines. I wanted to convert him, but he was the first lich I got to spawn with a Zarr after many attempts. He even had a fear of children. Regret has set in since then. You will be missed Cuvebb Lidr😢
I've converted that kind of lich. One time I had some trouble in a mission, he came and said: "Never fear, your right-hand Grineer is here!" ... was an amazing moment. >.
I have a lich with a cool personality but he has the kuva shildeg, a weapon i am dying to get, but honestly i don't know if i want to kill him for the weapon or convert him to have similar moments in battle.
@@jimgiann2740 Kill him and that take that Shildeg. I think all male liches have that cool personality.
@@themostglory6903 I killed him and got the weapon (it's so much fun), still he kinda grew on me and i feel bad lol
@@jimgiann2740 It's ok, you'll get another one soon. God, you remind me of when my dog had puppies and I gave them away to good people. :'D
"Death....it's overrated, really."
Okay, that was hilarious.
The delivery is gold
"The next time you drop someone at death's door? Knock." Is still one of my favourite quotes
Don’t forget “Have you been ignoring me? You hurt my feelings.”
I would kill any lich except this one lol
I never kill them
@@erina4407 then how do you get kuva weapons?
I have like 15 liches with this personality. If this is a rare one i want a normal one just once.
@@sheicode3748 according to the wiki, its a 50% chance to get the mad (aka the friendly) lich, with the other 50% being the jovial. liches have only 2 personalities per gender
Mine says the same. I do like how he says "nice helmet, I'll use it to serve dip".
Omg, please, please for the love of god do not kill him!
One I have a lich like this guy, I’m conflicted because he’s got the Kuva Archgun with 35% radiation ;.;
@@nameoftheedgyvariety4988 oh wow bro that's such a tough decision (proceeds to plunge knife into kuva lich's neck)
That Kuva Brakk lookin kinda juicy tho...
In the description it says the grand words
I D I D I T T H R E E T I M E S
I’d definitely spare him
My first Lich when they came out had this personality, I knew 100% that I was converting him. His name was Lagg too so it makes my day whenever he pops into missions to help me out. :D
You got lucky with the name, my first one had this personality but his name was Cogrrg Egg. Wish I converted him instead, his gun sucked.
Same personality, but ironically named Jikk Lodd
@@IamaPERSON mines was butt obb
The only time Lagg helps you in a video game
"oh well, you win some you lose some." -Lich, dying.
It's a little disappointing, I'm on my 7th Lich now and well...I can confidently say that every male lich shares the same dialogues, just maybe some have deeper or higher tuned voice. Same goes for female liches. Hopefully DE will add more dialogues and personalities in the future....
Are you reusing the same frame, element or location?
@@635574 nope, I tried with Atlas and Nidus to get toxin ̣̣̣̣̣̣̣(both got Tonkor) and Excal Umbra to get this one, with electricity. I used Chroma Prime one more time and got Kuva Drakgoon though, i regret deleting it first bc it was Heat tho :/
Yeah, not that many separate personalities sadly. But, I did enjoy the world building with how the female lich is more serious and stoic because of the matriarchal state of grineer society, and the male is a sarcastic douche. I'm sure though they'll add more aesthetic options to the liches in the future, the current system is the bare minimum playable release
@@sophocles2083 quite interesting yes, but I'd love it if they add more personality variants tho....one with a realllly squeaky voice would be awesome xD
@@sivel7493 right now they are definitely texting to fix stuff then released more of it later.
I think my favorite thing I've ever heard from my lich was
"I'm not angry that you burned me alive. It's not even that you killed me. It's that all I can smell...IS PORK."
I got the same dialogue guy on the first attempt. Converted him as well.
I usually get the "We are friends, yes? Tell your friend where you are. TELL ME" i just converted one of them and I love it how before he leaves he just says "Same time tomorrow?"
Im still trying to see if De left that one line in from the tennocon introduction- the lich saying "remember when you killed me with yout tenNO MAGIc!? ... mmm good times :3"
i think its there iirc, my friend mentioned that one to me once
“I really don’t like this person”
Don't you dare kill him. I'm stuck with an annoying mad scientist
"How do you keep coming back?! Last time I cut you limb from limb *while you were burning!* "
"... I got better"
I will be forced to convert any lich to be my buddy with this personality
I still have a Kuva Lich who every time I log on says: "I'll take that. Thaaaaaank you! Somebody plant a flag."
My first Kuva Lich had this personality.
36% Cold Kuva Zarr. I couldn't kill him because of his personality, so I made him my friend.
Now I need a good weapon for TNW, so I got a new Lich.
58% Toxin Kuva Zarr, same personality. I have to make my heart stone to kill him.
On the other side, my previous Lich saved us when we were at Sedna fighting our Liches because he distracted another player's and the Inaros found time to revive us!
58%? Lemme kill him ill do it in a heartbeat XD
Mine was dum. He'd be like "I shoot you I stab you aaa" and then "dont hurt me"
My first ever Kuva Lich had this personality as well. Unfortunately for him, he had the Twin Stubbas with Heat, making building for a Viral + Fire DoT very easy, so he's dead now.
"You cant kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits" 🤨🤔 wow I thought multiple nutcrackers would work tht time😂😂
Lmao I got.one with this personality type and was like "yeah I'm.converting this one."
"Next time you leave someone at death's door, *knock* "
I'm am so stealing that
Wholesome lich
Having a lich with a voice like that was the most pleasurable experience in warframe
I got this personality 3 times in a row. Send help
Mr.Green Pong CONVERT THEM ALLLLL
Does not beat my converted lich scream about shooting things in the genitals
Idk why but his voice without the mask reminds me of the dad from Coneheads.
0:20 - "You're tearing me apart, Lisa! Oh, hi tenno"
My kuva lich has the same attitude, I really don't want to kill him now.
I've had so many liches with these lines and they're absolutely beautiful
I wish my lich is like this when it lands on ps4
yea speaking of, when *is* it coming to console?
@@lisabilby2006 prolly end of the month or so hopefully sooner tho
APPARENTLY YESTERDAY
WOOOO!!
this would literally be me if i was assigned to hunt down someone whose killed me
I killed my first lich and he still pops up and helps me in missions
Bilal Flier Do you mean converted?
It’s just a bug
Le bugs
glitches, bugs, errors, malfunctions... new updates always have em
This is over a year old and got dropped into my recommended, but I'm a happier person because of it. Wish I had Liches like this.
Got pretty much the same Lich, killed the Larva with Ash Prime too
I used to have a Lich with that speech pattern. I should've converted him. I miss you every day, Egg...
Mine says i bruise his feelings when i ignore him
he had me at "you can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits i've had replaced" it sounds so annoyed at you.
i, i cant kill this guy...... must...... CONVERT!!!!!
Male liches have a 100% extra chance to be converted
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for him
HIS NAME IS CUBB
He is the last hope of the grineer and the tenno ever being friends
This one has it ! Fr lmao KEEP HIM
you guys are lucky. mine calls me short ("little meat")
hahaha just got a dude like this as well. Defin keeping him lol!
Male kuva lichs just wants a friend. DE PLEASE LET ME HIS FRIEND!
my very first lich was like him. just with a higher voice. I converted him even tho he had a tonkor (and I really like explosives)
I've been taking time to work on...Me. "you're dead, you know it. I know it, my FIFTEEN FRIENDS who're betting on me know it!"
Someone explain to me what sparing a lich does? They just randomly show up into missions basically?
yup
@@ndt_dynamite2247 not exactly, when they spawn they take over a bunch of nodes (it gets red) and every time you do a mission in that node, they take some of the loot you would get. They also only show up on those nodes.
@@toaLewanuva no he's talking about after you defeat the lich and you decide either to kill them and take their gun, or spare them and have them occasionally show up in a mission, but either way, you do get your loot that they stole back, plus any ephemera they might have.
@@ndt_dynamite2247 oh, right, sorry about that. Then yeah it shows up randomly.
NDT_DYNAMITE it’d be cool if we can summon them like specter.
He is nice to the point that he is not evil
Can you have more than one converted lich?
Yes
“Next time you drop someone at deaths door, knock”
I cant express how hard this line goes.
Kuva lich: "the old me would be angry at this"
I had a lich who had these voicelines, converted him
now whenever he spawns in a mission to help me, he says "enemies! prepare to be hammered in your reproductive organs!"
love it
oh and his boss fight's first line is " 97 hits! I hit you, you hit the floor, then I hit you again, 95 times."
comrades, are they scared? best line
meu kuva fala "por que não podemos ser amigos? me fale onde você está pra mim bater um Papinho com você ME FALE ONDE VOCE ESTA!
That's 100% a convert right there, just because of the badass helmet
I got this type of lich as my first one. I converted and have never regretted it. I love when he shows up.
he really seems like he just wants a friend
I love their line,"This is my Sector! It's a dump, but it is mine!."
"yoink! What was yours is now mine. Bye bye!" -Cugg mivoaken. My second lich
"I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ME TENNO... I most certainly have NOT forgotten you"
Ugh
People with radiation leeches are annoying af in a public mission bc they be dying instead of helping with their own leech
I just killed my first Kuva Litch and this was the personality that he had, if I didn't need the Nukor I would have converted him. Regardless when he died he just went "Welp, fair is fair... AACK" and then exploded lol.
He has Ash Prime's head as a shoulder pauldron. Neat details
This guys kuva lich is the nicest kuva lich I have ever encountered
Plot Twist: That Kuva Lich is Darvo
my first lich was called Borgorgg IMM and had this personality so I converted him
Normally I’d think the whole calling you friend thing was sarcastic, but the tone of voice is so sincere lmao. I wish I had this lich. All of mine have been total assholes.
"Uhh... I appear to be in this fight, alone. Could we possibly reschedule?"
So basically O'Malley in Caboose's helmet in RvB.
"Death.. It's overrated, really." THIS FUCKING KILLED ME
Looks : 10/10
Personality : perfect
Conversion : guaranteed
I think we all deserve a lich like this guy.
“The next time you drop someone at death’s door…”
“ *knock* “
I hope my next Lich looks like him, he’s got a really really cool design imo.
He is a keeper!
"You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I've already had replaced." xD
He's too pure for this world!
THIS is a Kuva Lich, someone who is having fun with their immortality