The Girl in the Spider's Web - Movie Review

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  • @jordcadwell
    @jordcadwell 6 років тому +1018

    Chris got that "Im ded inside" face in the thumbnail

    • @chellier6381
      @chellier6381 6 років тому +16

      Right I was like uh oh doesn't look good for this one lol

    • @jordcadwell
      @jordcadwell 6 років тому +13

      @@chellier6381 It's so sad. I just want Chris to be happy and see an A+ movie.

    • @joeymerk3706
      @joeymerk3706 6 років тому +6

      Jordan Cadwell 🤣

    • @pablo-zn1mg
      @pablo-zn1mg 6 років тому

      Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.

    • @joeymerk3706
      @joeymerk3706 6 років тому

      Pablo V. 🤣🤣🤘

  • @dt3947
    @dt3947 5 років тому +47

    Fincher's Dragon Tattoo was pure art

  • @BajaFrecuencia
    @BajaFrecuencia 6 років тому +808

    it's so disappointing that this movie wasn't directed by David Fincher

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому +22

      Baja Frecuencia seriously? His version was amazing. What happened?

    • @Carfalog
      @Carfalog 6 років тому +25

      Or anyone from the original cast or crew at all

    • @saurabhundercover
      @saurabhundercover 6 років тому +4

      @@luckyDancer100 what happened ?
      Box Office Cancer, that's what happened

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому +12

      Jimmy Stokes hardly. It preformed well enough but Sony was expecting bigger numbers. Culprit was apparently Fincher’s large production budget. He’s a well known perfectionist. Fincher wouldn’t slash his budget so Sony stuck it on the back burner until another director would. That’s probably why we have the watered-down version we currently have now.

    • @saurabhundercover
      @saurabhundercover 6 років тому +2

      @@luckyDancer100 okay so you know what happened, i guess the question you were asking was rhetorical

  • @GreatSpaceToaster
    @GreatSpaceToaster 6 років тому +148

    Really wish the Fincher version got a sequel. I have no idea why that movie cost 90 million, it's a slow burning, mystery thriller. They got overzealous with that budget.

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 6 років тому +18

      Yeah. I too was shocked when I saw the budget. I expected it to be around 50 mil. If the budget was lower the movie would have been profitable and we would've gotten a sequel

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 6 років тому +9

      @@amanms1999 the movie would have been profitable if Sony hadn't been so greedy with awards season. I mean, a movie like this premiered on Christmas Day?! They should've wait.

    • @thorna100
      @thorna100 6 років тому +28

      It costs 90 million because Fincher likes to take lots of time to get everything right. Same with the social network which is expensive for the type of film it is. But that's why the film's he makes have so much attention to detail and quality behind them!

    • @Papadoc1981
      @Papadoc1981 6 років тому +13

      @@maggiemcfly5267 Agreed. Who releases a film that involves Rape during Christmas season? I remember recommending so many others to check it out but they just weren't interested because of it's content. My sister was one as well. She finally decided to check it our last year and ended up loving it. You know Sony botched the marketing because the film only hit about 13 mil its opening weekend. And yet, thanks to great word of mouth, it's still managed to break over a 100 mil domestic at the box office. This film had some serious legs. But releasing it during the Holiday season when most people would rather go see MI4 or Sherlock Holmes 2 was a bad decision and making bad decisions is something Sony is well known for.

    • @foglias
      @foglias 6 років тому +5

      @@maggiemcfly5267 if the movie would've been released in october, box office would have been better and still be on the oscar race with no problems.

  • @DisasterArtist1997
    @DisasterArtist1997 6 років тому +688

    no daredevil
    no bohemian rapsody
    no a simple Favor
    no suspiria
    no Bad Times at the El Royale
    no Nutcracker (even though it is terrible)
    no Maniac
    I understand why but it is still a bit disapointing

    • @oskari7121
      @oskari7121 6 років тому +115

      Right?? And no "Haunting of Hill House" the best show I've seen this year.

    • @ginakearney4146
      @ginakearney4146 6 років тому +35

      Same. Waiting for all of these reviews too.

    • @Add183
      @Add183 6 років тому +10

      Disaster Artist did he say why he’s not reviewing them?

    • @oskari7121
      @oskari7121 6 років тому +8

      @@Add183 No but he has a lot to catch up and I doubt he has time.

    • @BajaFrecuencia
      @BajaFrecuencia 6 років тому +70

      @@Add183 probably because he doesn't has as much time as he used to due to film school

  • @hanniffydinn6019
    @hanniffydinn6019 6 років тому +68

    These books are set in a cold dark depressing world, going all James Bond mission impossible ...makes no sense....

  • @samdunkdunk
    @samdunkdunk 6 років тому +559

    0/10 her eyebrows are suppose to be cut

    • @MsNotzi
      @MsNotzi 6 років тому +24

      I just noticed that. Something about Claire Foy's Lisbeth looked off (as a matter of fact, I just mentioned that in my own comment), and I think that's one of the reasons. Lisbeth didn't have eyebrows. Claire's Lisbeth does. EDIT: Her eyebrows were actually bleached, not shaved off. Either way, Claire Foy's Lisbeth doesn't have the same look.

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +3

      Well, at least she isn't circumcised. Presumably.

    • @JosephDAndrea05
      @JosephDAndrea05 6 років тому +8

      HOLY SHIT *THAT’S* WHY SHE LOOKED OFF TO ME!

    • @pdthatremayns
      @pdthatremayns 6 років тому +8

      Rooney Mara Bleeched hers so??!

    • @CynDaVaz
      @CynDaVaz 6 років тому +1

      @@pdthatremayns No, she shaved them.

  • @SpaceCattttt
    @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +263

    As a Swedish person, I agree with this review more than you know. I think this is a completely unnecessary film, which was only made with money in mind.
    And it's an odd choice to go with this "fake" Millennium novel, rather than just film the 2 remaining books in the original trilogy.
    Not only have most Americans NOT seen the original (and if they've seen Fincher's remake, why would they then want to skip 2 sequels and go see a completely new story?), but
    it's been 7 YEARS since Fincher's remake, so the franchise is hardly a hot property anymore.
    I wish the original Swedish trilogy would be enough for all audiences. Forget about "suffering" through the subtitles. It's worth it!
    Same thing with Let the Right One In, a few years ago. The remake was fine, but nothing in comparison with the original.
    We know how to make good films over here. Remakes aren't always required.

    • @ColorPositiveMovies
      @ColorPositiveMovies 6 років тому +15

      teppolundgren I agree. The original trilogy should have been all we need.

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +8

      @@ColorPositiveMovies Yeah, and another thing: It's perhaps different if Hollywood does a remake of a foreign film that never had the budget it deserved.
      In that case, having more cash to play with, could improve the story and allow it to become more ambitious and impressive.
      But the Millennium Trilogy is a pretty low-key affair. It doesn't rely on special effects, but rather on the psychological trauma and revenge of the characters inhabiting
      this very bleak world. So to suddenly see it all devolve into Michael Bay territory with explosions and poster bad-assery? Well, how would things be if we turned them
      around? What if the next Bond film saw James resign from MI6 and join a monastery? Wouldn't that be FUN?
      Yes, I know Sean Connery almost did that in Name of the Rose, but that was still exciting. ;)
      I don't know, this film just feels like a betrayal of everything that's been established so far.

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому +10

      I’ve never seen the Swedish films but I did see Fincher’s and thought it was amazing. Not saying it’s any better or worse, since I haven’t seen the originals, but I really liked it. If Sony wished to remake them, they should’ve just financed Fincher’s idea. Sony is all about dollars and cents, and just reboot movies over and over if they don’t get it right, etc. It’s so irritating because they could’ve had another good trilogy but nope, too expensive. Let’s make a crappier version for half the budget. And in another 7 years, remake them again. Ugh.

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 6 років тому +8

      @@luckyDancer100 Well, Fincher's film did well, but not as well as had been predicted. And that was the end of that.
      I'm kind of surprised that the cast and crew weren't signed on for a 3 picture deal. Or maybe they were?
      Back then, these books were like Harry Potter for adults in terms of popularity. They were inescapable and everywhere.
      So you'd think that Sony would feel pretty confident about making all 3 films in one go. But instead, they made one and gave up.
      Anyway, definitely check out the original. It's available on Blu-ray worldwide and much more raw than Fincher's version, I think.
      But for God's sake, if you do, make sure it's the extended versions!

    • @cutingirl
      @cutingirl 6 років тому +7

      Yes yes yes I agree! I’m tired of watching poorly redone foreign films. Let the Right One In and the Swedish Dragon Tattoo films are terrific. The American remakes are hollow facsimiles - “Hollywoodized” to the point of being insulting to the audience. Or maybe I’m a snob! (I’m in the U.S.)

  • @trentonkingsley9422
    @trentonkingsley9422 6 років тому +736

    But but but are you going to watch Bohemian Rhapsody?

    • @frankstan935
      @frankstan935 6 років тому +62

      He hasn't watched it because he is a homophobe

    • @4nimeJax
      @4nimeJax 6 років тому +15

      It would get the same rating *C+*

    • @dragonninjas1
      @dragonninjas1 6 років тому +8

      @@frankstan935 what?

    • @trentonkingsley9422
      @trentonkingsley9422 6 років тому +14

      Frank Stan lol but but but he watched Love Simon

    • @marioreyes6455
      @marioreyes6455 6 років тому +9

      @@frankstan935 So what if he's a homophobe?

  • @rylanbarker1244
    @rylanbarker1244 6 років тому +75

    Bad times at the el royale please

    • @MaxNeugebauer.
      @MaxNeugebauer. 6 років тому

      Rylan Barker Yeah. He said he was going to review that movie. So I don’t know why he didn’t yet.

  • @cutterhale7530
    @cutterhale7530 6 років тому +369

    Where’s the review for Bohemian Rhapsody bud??? Love your videos Chris

    • @platitudeera2501
      @platitudeera2501 6 років тому +1

      Chris won't review Bohemian Rhapsody, because he doesn't want to get copyright strike

    • @DarynaSummer
      @DarynaSummer 6 років тому

      Hi! What does it mean? He can review this movie but not Bohemian Rhapsody? Thanks for the explanation!

    • @cutterhale7530
      @cutterhale7530 6 років тому

      Platitude Era I meant the movie

    • @cutterhale7530
      @cutterhale7530 6 років тому +1

      Daria A. Bohemian rhapsody is the name of movie about the legendary rock band Queen they can review any new movie they want to but some one got confused about the music video for Bohemian Rhapsody

  • @firsttimeisawjupiter1031
    @firsttimeisawjupiter1031 6 років тому +49

    The trailer made it look like a mainstream movie. It was

    • @CatLives9
      @CatLives9 6 років тому +3

      The trailer for Fincher's TGWDT with the quick cuts and Karen O.'s and Trent Reznor's cover of "Immigrant Song" was badass and still one of the best trailers in recent years. This one was so generic and meh.

  • @guts1673
    @guts1673 6 років тому +175

    This movie been looking trash and generic

    • @lordeowstheking
      @lordeowstheking 6 років тому

      Guts " been looking trash"? What the fuck are you talking about?

    • @guts1673
      @guts1673 6 років тому +8

      Oh look, someones butthurt because they dont agree with other peoples opinion.

    • @jgn1977
      @jgn1977 6 років тому +7

      My wife made me see this yesterday and you're right. Its pretty bad.

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 6 років тому

      @@guts1673 I think he was just pointing out the problem with your grammar. It isn't a big deal I'm just letting you know.

    • @qtommyb
      @qtommyb 5 років тому

      @@guts1673 It was about the sentence you typed, unintelligible, makes no sense. Cannot be an opinion if it is not a complete sentence.

  • @spaceodds1985
    @spaceodds1985 6 років тому +132

    So they abandoned Fincher, Mara and Craig for Foy as a female action superhero with a hint of smugness (which is hardly surprising since Foy always strikes me as a tad arrogant, especially when she was premiering First Man) Salander is a dark, strong woman with a violent past who won’t think twice in breaking the law to achieve a sense of justice for some and vengeance for her, that is the Salander I knew and loved. Forget it, I’m sitting this one out.

    • @Hatewoke7483
      @Hatewoke7483 6 років тому +1

      spaceodds 2000 Mara was completely shit and useless 👎

    • @jacobstaten2366
      @jacobstaten2366 6 років тому

      She was already an over the top superhero. They just put face paint on her.

    • @billbeardsley3262
      @billbeardsley3262 6 років тому +1

      Nailed it, totally arrogant actor did not work at all.

  • @carposp7789
    @carposp7789 6 років тому +57

    original Swedish trilogy is one of my favorite movie series ever

  • @Fullmetal1890P
    @Fullmetal1890P 6 років тому +111

    Just a bad parody of Stieg's work. Not my author, not my Lisbeth, not my movie. Not interested.

    • @bernhardtsen74
      @bernhardtsen74 6 років тому +2

      just tried to watch it!fukn awful camerawork!had to laugh out loud when she rode the damn heavy motorcycle onto the river and she has a dead look when she looks to be concentrated about something!probably good actress but not Lisbeth!

    • @mercenaryknight5419
      @mercenaryknight5419 5 років тому

      The book is so much better.

    • @gjben86
      @gjben86 5 років тому

      No one says this about James Bond, yet Goldeneye is the best bond movie ever. Nothing wrong with 2nd party material and the filmmakers who love it & want to have some fun with it

    • @paxwallacejazz
      @paxwallacejazz 4 роки тому

      @@bernhardtsen74 Foy is a fucking great actress . Madam Bovery

    • @lisztomaniacgirl
      @lisztomaniacgirl 4 роки тому

      Agreed.
      Ok, the actress fitted well for the actual proposal in this version... but barelly seems my beloved Lisbeth.
      Took away her essence :(

  • @aidanjulian
    @aidanjulian 6 років тому +193

    Chris has some of the best facial hair on UA-cam.

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 6 років тому +1

      jeremy also looks good

    • @curtjames8630
      @curtjames8630 6 років тому

      GI Joe level facial hair. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @Minunmaani
    @Minunmaani 6 років тому +11

    "I want to feel depressed after a movie"
    Noomi as Lisbeth was/is one of the best female characters I'v ever seen.

  • @eviola11
    @eviola11 6 років тому +145

    The first Fincher film was so good. They tried to make this into a a superhero film. Awful.

    • @bornon18
      @bornon18 6 років тому +12

      Please, stop referring to Fincher's film as "the first". It was by no means first.

    • @eviola11
      @eviola11 6 років тому +14

      @@bornon18 First American film obviously. This is the second American version, hence that is the first.

    • @gabeh1839
      @gabeh1839 6 років тому +16

      @@bornon18 he said the first fincher film, not the first film

    • @millsj9383
      @millsj9383 6 років тому +5

      The Fincher and Mara version was good. Mara is the best Salander. Rapace is old looking to play the character of Lisbeth.

    • @Fedorevsky
      @Fedorevsky 6 років тому

      @@gabeh1839 Fincher only made one so "Fincher's film" would suffice.

  • @djsalad7891
    @djsalad7891 6 років тому +26

    Please review Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind!

  • @angusclarke4980
    @angusclarke4980 6 років тому +150

    Chris needs to review Mandy and Bohemian Rhapsody soon.

    • @junkazama50
      @junkazama50 6 років тому +3

      And SUSPIRIA

    • @xMACHOxMANx
      @xMACHOxMANx 6 років тому +2

      He NEEDS to? What happens if he doesn’t?

    • @junkazama50
      @junkazama50 6 років тому

      XMACHOXMANX
      What do you think will happen if he doesn’t? :-/

    • @junkazama50
      @junkazama50 6 років тому

      XMACHOXMANX He will lose subscribers. End of story. We’re subscribed for one reason alone and it it’s for weekly reviews of new releases; NOT convenient reviews of some releases. Get that straight - all of you. WOW!!!!

    • @junkazama50
      @junkazama50 6 років тому

      Don’t @ me

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 6 років тому +13

    I saw this movie with my friend. I liked it and he loved it for different reasons.
    This is one of those rare low rated rotten tomatoes movies that I rate the same if not higher as the score. This movie succeeds it multiple things leaving me speechless. The interquate camera movement is some of the best I have seen in recent movies (since The Shape of Water maybe), the lighting in each shot is perfectly positioned and the color grading brings out the black colors and the composition is pretty fantastic.
    The characters are very simple and well established so seeing them in action adds clarity and suspence.
    The acting is great and Claire does the best with the limited character she is given. The plot is easy to follow, but this is where the problems begin.
    There are many plot holes and just underwritten character decisions. The atomic bomb plot thing is lame and doesn't bring out much suspence, that painting reveal thing does not make any sense, the cliches like 'building the 3d env to shoot dudes' is at this point laughable, that kid doesn't act like a human being and some more nitpicks emerge as I more think about it.
    But I had a ton of fun with it and that's all I wanted from this movie. The action set pieces sometimes without any guns are A+ craftsman ship (that's why my pal enjoyed the movie so much) and if the nit picks above got toned down I think it would be a 8/10 for me. For now it's a 6-5/10 for me.
    Still not nearly as bad as many LB users make it out to be.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому

      What did you think of the fincher version?

  • @Jonathanest90s
    @Jonathanest90s 6 років тому +134

    No review for Bohemian Rhapsody?

    • @NostalgiNorden
      @NostalgiNorden 6 років тому +15

      It sucked.
      There's your review.

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 6 років тому +1

      Jonathan Pinz0n meh. It’s a C or C- movie

    • @Youarekenough
      @Youarekenough 6 років тому +12

      @@NostalgiNorden no, i want Chris's opinion, not yours

    • @tydyman2003
      @tydyman2003 6 років тому +5

      @@NostalgiNorden its ok to be wrong

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 6 років тому +7

      NostalgiNorden No it doesn’t you moron. It was great. So fuck your short comment.

  • @CheshireSnoop
    @CheshireSnoop 6 років тому +27

    I liked the Rooney Mara film a lot. I still don't know how I feel about Claire Foy as an actress. She's great on The Crown but I haven't been wowed by her yet.

  • @bigkmoviesandgames
    @bigkmoviesandgames 6 років тому +42

    I love the fincher film and also enjoyed the original 3. I so badly wanted to see fincher complete the trilogy and when I heard about this movie I was just bummed out. Then I saw the trailer in the theatre and just thought, wow we get this instead of girl who played with fire. It just looks like a generic action movie at this point.

  • @nikunjdixit3225
    @nikunjdixit3225 6 років тому +3

    I had a feeling this would be the issue as soon as I saw the trailer. What I really love about these books, even Spider’s Web, is that they are about two protagonists. Two characters on parallel paths that intersect at some point so we get a wide perspective of the world. I could tell from the trailer that they basically removed all of Mikael’s role. He is an equal co-lead in these books, not a sidekick. I get that Lisbeth is a popular character but the story works when you balance her strangeness with Mikael’s more normal and professional investigations. Instead of that, it sounds like they Sanitized Lizbeth a bit to make her the solo lead.

  • @depressedbreakfast2614
    @depressedbreakfast2614 6 років тому +130

    REVIEW daredevil season 3 and bohemian rhapsody please

    • @platitudeera2501
      @platitudeera2501 6 років тому

      Chris won't review Bohemian Rhapsody, because he doesn't want to get copyright strike

    • @jerrymalerry8452
      @jerrymalerry8452 6 років тому

      Platitude Era he doesn’t have to show footage

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 6 років тому +1

      He can show trailer footage like he did in this review

    • @platitudeera2501
      @platitudeera2501 6 років тому +1

      @@jerrymalerry8452 Chris has shared on social media that him and a lot of other movie critics on UA-cam are getting copyright stricks. The UA-cam Critics aren't even using copyright material, all their material is press material and promotional material, "Fair Use"

    • @lordeowstheking
      @lordeowstheking 6 років тому

      jesse russell go fuck yourself please

  • @StyleByJosie
    @StyleByJosie 6 років тому +67

    As a Swedish person, I got very annoyed with the attempt for the actors to have "swedish accents" and they all just sound german. They didnt do that in Finchers version.

    • @DarthHater100
      @DarthHater100 5 років тому +1

      @@Fork1 But what is proper English? The actress in real life has an over-the-top British accent that really stands out a lot. It would be more weird to have the character sound like Mary Poppins, than to just have an accent that fits the character's origin. Especially considering that her accent does sound Swedish, unless you're actually from Sweden. Not once did I think she sounded German.

    • @harleynowland
      @harleynowland 5 років тому

      Maybe they're Swedes as being a Swedish person Josefine you should know that Swedes are a North Germanic ethnic group native to Sweden and that could be the reason they sound Germanic?, or are you just saying you're from Sweden but aren't really from there??
      In short if you are cool, if not then why lie.

    • @DarthHater100
      @DarthHater100 5 років тому +2

      @@harleynowland That's just silly. Being in a North Germanic ethnic group has nothing to do with accents. People WITHIN Germany have different accents and people in various countries within the same ethnic groups sometimes don't even speak the same language.
      Not to mention that you are conflating "German" with "Germanic" which are very different things. She never said they sounded "Germanic", she said the sounded German, i.e. people from within the modern borders of Germany. Germanic is a whole set of languages, let alone accents. You think all Geramanic peoples have the same accent???

  • @bhumeshpal5133
    @bhumeshpal5133 6 років тому +8

    4:50 - "good direction"
    4:53 - " poor direction"

    • @aperfectday736
      @aperfectday736 6 років тому

      Haha yeah, that was contradicted.

    • @QUITUTINCIPICTURES
      @QUITUTINCIPICTURES 6 років тому +6

      as a filmmaker myself I'd say what it meant is that the directing itself was fine as in technical but but the direction which the story was taken was poor since they gave it a Jamesbondian feel to it.

    • @bhumeshpal5133
      @bhumeshpal5133 6 років тому

      @@QUITUTINCIPICTURES ooh, so that's what he meant.

  • @michaelbaitler1375
    @michaelbaitler1375 6 років тому +6

    People are asking him to review Bohemian Rhapsody but I'm over here like review beautiful boy because it's amazing.

  • @SuperMurray2009
    @SuperMurray2009 6 років тому +16

    Is anyone else being bombarded with Grinch ads where he's holding a poster?

  • @DragicaOfficial
    @DragicaOfficial 6 років тому

    I love how different you sound on your channel, animated, energetic, and so deadpan and hollow on the Sardonicast x'D love both versions

  • @conner4real852
    @conner4real852 6 років тому +51

    Plz do bohemian rhapsody. Also do the Grinch when it comes out coz I love ur animated movies reviews.

    • @Lucas-ut7op
      @Lucas-ut7op 6 років тому +1

      @@mortimore4030Exactly that's why it sucks. Its supposed to be a movie. The entire movie I felt like I was watching a live queen concert and there tour just unscuffed.

    • @BrianDePalmaII
      @BrianDePalmaII 6 років тому +3

      Ethan Parker why would u want to put Chris through hell by making him watch The Grinch? Haha

    • @jfandersson3223
      @jfandersson3223 6 років тому

      Evan Acree He’s 8 lmao

    • @conner4real852
      @conner4real852 6 років тому

      MORTIMORE ok

  • @riverajonjr
    @riverajonjr 6 років тому +1

    good review chris. im sad the didnt continue David Fincher's version. I love the grit of the first one. Turning stories like this into movies for the masses ruin what truly makes it enjoyable. Loved the horror movie reviews last month man.

  • @OmarTafur75
    @OmarTafur75 6 років тому +74

    *Bohemian* *Rhapsody* *?*

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 6 років тому

    That face you're making in the thumbnail... Hahahahahahaha god dammit Chris that was enough to make my day

  • @randelhall3864
    @randelhall3864 6 років тому +3

    I'm really hoping you review Lars Von Trier's "The House That Jack Built"

  • @matthewminor6680
    @matthewminor6680 6 років тому

    I like your mood here, Chris. You seem a lot more positive this time around compared to when you reviewed anything else new. Feels a lot like your old reviews. Great job.

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 6 років тому +4

    No Bohemian Rhapsody review?

  • @w3rk3r
    @w3rk3r 6 років тому

    the sleeve is coming along nice chris!

  • @adigerby9078
    @adigerby9078 6 років тому +11

    I got that feeling when I saw the trailer. I was hoping that wasn't the case mostly because I do love the director who's attached to this. I enjoyed his Evil Dead remake and I really liked Don't Breathe and was excited to see what he can do with this.
    I know you've been really busy with those Halloween reviews but I would love to know if you saw Bed Times at the El Royale. Because I personally really loved it and I was just curious I'm what you thought!

  • @jairoserrato2269
    @jairoserrato2269 6 років тому

    about time you got back to it man! love your vids!

  • @paulstaker8861
    @paulstaker8861 6 років тому +3

    It's been 7 years since Fincher's Dragon Tattoo?
    9 Years since the Swedish one?
    Wow. Wowwwwwww.
    Damn where all the time gone.

  • @oriheller2852
    @oriheller2852 6 років тому

    Totally agree about what you said. It feels like everything that comes from those big studios is a product and not a film. There is no risk anymore. I want to see something like what nolan did for the batman films so amazingly.

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 6 років тому +9

    I like Claire but I really wished they brought back Fincher, Craig & Mara. I really enjoyed that 2011 remake, great performances, great cinematography too. I was really hoping they'd do the trilogy over with them. Rooney really wanted to play Lisbeth again.

    • @diannebdee
      @diannebdee 6 років тому

      And Eva Gabrielssen who was Stig's long-time partner and the only one who should be writing any follow ups to his books hated Rooney Mara because she did not understand who Lisbet was. The one scene in the Fincher version where Craig and Mara (I'm not calling them Lisbet and Blomqvist because there was nothing remotely Lisbet or Blomqvist-y about them) had the love scene wasn't even remotely what Larsson wrote. In the original Swedish version and the book in that scene Lisbet mounts Blomqvist and remains on top. That preserves Listbet's dominance and allows her that power she wasn't allowed with either Buhurman or Teleborian. It was important that Lisbet remain on top during that scene and in the original she did. In the Fincher version he Americanized it by having Craig roll Mara onto the top of the mattress and the sex was in the missionary position with her on the bottom. Totally obliterated Lisbet's power and her needing to have that power over Blomqvist. That was preserved in the scene with Rapace and Nyqvist because they understood the source material. They didn't try to change it to suit a certain mindset that wouldn't understand the meaning of the scene. Oh and Robin Wright's fake British accent sucked. No one even tried to make it Swedish because Fincher is American. This is what my problem has been with the new Godzilla films and the dubbed versions of the originals. The mash up the original intent of the original work by forcing something on the remake that is not as it should be. I'll point to "Godzilla vs Mothra" from 1964 where according to the dubbed version, Mothra is a male. She's clearly a female. Once you muck up one part of the original intent, the intent changes into something it was never supposed to be. Going back to the Rapace/Nyqvist version of the film(s), they were way darker and the content was in tact in terms of the nature of the original location where it came from. Eva Gabrielssen had this to say of Mara, *_“Does she know what film she has been in? Has she read the books? Has she not had any coaching? Salander’s entire being represents a resistance, an active resistance to the mechanisms that mean women don’t advance in this world and in worst case scenarios are abused like she was.”_* By her own admission Mara states she was told not to read the books. Rapace not only read the books, but devoured them. She knew Lisbet's mindset because she's from the place where the books are set.

    • @diannebdee
      @diannebdee 6 років тому

      @Blade Runner Holy shit. You can say holy shit!

  • @KuronekoBonbon
    @KuronekoBonbon 6 років тому +1

    One thing I love about Lisbeth Salander was that she is a researcher and a hacker. She also uses her wits to a whole new level and I feared that this film will take the character out of her since they presented it as an action-thriller. Without those traits that has been established on the previous films, this film will be nothing but a lifeless shell....

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому

      Candy Chan she was also very introverted and had social issues. Whereas this version looks like she just kicks ass and takes names, etc. I love the character and books so I’m debating seeing it, but the trailers and this review give me major pause. Such a bummer Sony did this.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 років тому +26

    So my sister describing how school went?

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 6 років тому

    I loved Noomi Rapace's Lizbeth Salander. The I watched Fincher's remake and loved Mara too (still Noomi has a special place in my heart). This... This... Boh

  • @Thomas_of_the_forest
    @Thomas_of_the_forest 6 років тому +3

    "I want to feel sad..." - Chris Stuckman

  • @huwguyver4208
    @huwguyver4208 6 років тому +2

    When I watched the first (Swedish) dragon tattoo I just had it on in the background while I was doing other things, but before long I was completely engrossed. It was so different to anything I'd seen before, and Lisbeth quickly became one of my favourite movie characters of all time- capable but believable, genuinely damaged, good deep down but not shy about inflicting vicious justice on those that deserved it. To me Lisbeth made a mockery of all those squeaky clean movie heroes with their cosmetic flaws and manufactured tragic backstories. As much as I enjoyed the first two Nolan Batman movies, she made that character look like a boy scout. The two sequel movies were also fantastic, maybe even better than the first film.
    Then David Fincher did his remake of Dragon Tattoo and I was delighted to find that he and his crew completely did the original film justice. So Chris's review of this latest film is reaĺly sad to hear. It probably doesn't help that the material they used is not written by the original (now dead) author. A bland, safe movie with a bland, safe Lisbeth? I'll pass.

  • @lucasnorthrup7175
    @lucasnorthrup7175 6 років тому +11

    Sony's kind of weird right now. Ever since Spider-Man 3, they've just gone in a weird turn.

    • @fabriciorodas4961
      @fabriciorodas4961 6 років тому +2

      Let me remind you they made Blade Runner 2049

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому

      Yeah not sure what’s happened to them. Blade Runner aside, which was a gamble to franchise since the original is considered a masterpiece, etc, Sony has gone downhill. They’re business plan lately is to throw everything as the wall and see what sticks. And to milk whatever profitable properties they have until they’re no longer good.

    • @ninjasnakeevil9327
      @ninjasnakeevil9327 6 років тому

      Fabricio Rodas ummm no that was Warner Bros

    • @ninjasnakeevil9327
      @ninjasnakeevil9327 6 років тому

      Fabricio Rodas ummm no that was Warner Bros

    • @user-si9fx4xb6v
      @user-si9fx4xb6v 6 років тому

      I agree aside from putting The Real Ghostbusters on DVD in 2008, releasing the original Ghostbusters (1984) in theatres for its 30th anniversary in 2014 and producing some decent television shows such as The Goldbergs Sony seems to have lost it when it comes to the business side of things. I too am getting tired of Sony pumping out remakes of popular older movies that no one asked for. Is it really that difficult to come up with a new story idea?

  • @hold_my_beer7255
    @hold_my_beer7255 6 років тому

    Good point I hadn't even realized that while I was watching it about Mikael. He was too young that's the issue with his character. I was so caught up in the mindset of - I'm finally watching a new Girl with the dragon tattoo movie that I didn't really focus on the Mikael character that much. It does annoy me now thinking about how young his character was in this reboot cause you are right that's not who his character is.

  • @markparkinson6378
    @markparkinson6378 6 років тому +5

    Girl in The Spider's Web: We Are All The Girl And Sony Is The Spider (or WAATGASITS for short)

  • @MegaCards11
    @MegaCards11 6 років тому

    Hey Chris I’d love to hear what you think of Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen is one of my favorites and I’ve heard very good things about it but would love to get your take on it

  • @elitemachete139
    @elitemachete139 6 років тому +22

    Review Bohemian rhapsody!!

  • @lupethekilla4200
    @lupethekilla4200 6 років тому

    The American dragon tattoo is my favorite.. David Fincher is one of my favorite directors and I love his dark tones in his films..

  • @connormize4082
    @connormize4082 6 років тому +11

    review mandy

  • @jabt9649
    @jabt9649 6 років тому +2

    "hm I did it. I hacked your computer, I wear black clothes." very accurate! so tired of Hollywood sanitizing really great stories and characters.

  • @iamAustinxD
    @iamAustinxD 6 років тому +17

    Suspiria review?!?

    • @drdead2006
      @drdead2006 6 років тому +1

      It's horror. He doesn't understand horror.

    • @Lucas-ut7op
      @Lucas-ut7op 6 років тому +1

      @@drdead2006 He gave jigsaw a C+ and Halloween a C. So you're not wrong LUL

    • @Anthonycheesman2024
      @Anthonycheesman2024 6 років тому

      @@Lucas-ut7op lol did he really do that

    • @Anthonycheesman2024
      @Anthonycheesman2024 6 років тому

      He will give it a C lol

  • @LukeChristo
    @LukeChristo 6 років тому

    Chris, keep up this great work. Happy to support you on Patreon.

  • @chilaquilesdemanny
    @chilaquilesdemanny 6 років тому +11

    Hey Chris, can you review Mid90s?? [insert “Chris grew up with...” meme here]

  • @nettlecider
    @nettlecider 4 роки тому +2

    I don't blame any of the actors, they were all fine, but the problem IS the story. It is written by someone else and as much as the movie is alright, there's definitely nuances lost.. The most damning one - Lisbeth needs a getaway car. The kid stares at the Lambo and she like rolls her eyes as if "fine" and then they take it instead of Prius or whatev. Firstly, kid, your dad was shot and you got to see his corpse and you care about the bloody car? Secondly, Lisbeth, you are the embodiment of "leave me the fuck alone" but hey, this particular car model everyone salivates over will NOT draw any attention?
    I rest my case.

  • @AssembleAA
    @AssembleAA 6 років тому +37

    Is it worth my $20, guys?

  • @pdthatremayns
    @pdthatremayns 6 років тому

    Great review Chris. I want to see a development and something to resonate off of.

  • @ayushshah2103
    @ayushshah2103 6 років тому +8

    0:23 its NUCLEAR, not NUCULAR. You have the same problem as Lex Luthor >.

    • @seanlocke9159
      @seanlocke9159 6 років тому

      Ayush Shah it can be said either way

    • @DocStewie77
      @DocStewie77 6 років тому

      And George Bush, Jr.

    • @DocStewie77
      @DocStewie77 6 років тому

      @@seanlocke9159 Not if you read the word phonetically.

    • @liamjm9278
      @liamjm9278 6 років тому

      @Citizen Sixty-Six I guess accents aren't a thing.

  • @koalakurre9656
    @koalakurre9656 6 років тому

    Really fun to hear that you like the original swedish movies
    Greeting from a swedish viewer

  • @NoirFan84
    @NoirFan84 6 років тому +5

    The original trilogy is up there amongst the best trilogies.

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief 6 років тому +1

      The first one was great. The second one less so. The third one was trash.

  • @Asherbw
    @Asherbw 6 років тому

    I love your movie reviews!!! Can you review Overlord?

  • @theedac
    @theedac 6 років тому +7

    Okay Chris, where is Daredevil?

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 6 років тому +2

    Loved Fincher’s 2011 version, still wanna see this version

  • @barryjeffrey7545
    @barryjeffrey7545 6 років тому +4

    Looking forward to Daredevil season 3 review!

  • @whogg0521
    @whogg0521 6 років тому

    Just watched this last night and completely agree with EVERY point you raised. I did love, pun intended, the actress from Bladerunner 2049, Sylvia Hoeks...more please!

  • @astepgaming8775
    @astepgaming8775 6 років тому +18

    Review The Haunting of Hill House or Bohemian Rhapsody

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 6 років тому +1

      Astep Gaming seriously... been waiting for that Haunting of Hill House review.

  • @erikestrada4383
    @erikestrada4383 6 років тому

    Curious to hear your thoughts on “Mandy” and “Suspiria.”

  • @prinz1106
    @prinz1106 6 років тому +6

    Why do you all want a bohemian rhapsody review? Just interested... Thought it's a mediocre movie to begin with and a watered down Freddy Biopic on top

    • @JayfroC
      @JayfroC 6 років тому +2

      A lot of people seem to like it and maybe want to hear his opinion on the matter.

    • @prinz1106
      @prinz1106 6 років тому

      Thought there was a bigger reason behind it... Wasn't trying to troll, just wondered because every second comment asked for that review

    • @slayer45670
      @slayer45670 6 років тому

      JayfroC well if everyone likes it, why does his thought on it matter so much to people in this comment section?

    • @JayfroC
      @JayfroC 6 років тому

      No idea, maybe they seek validation

  • @haujobbperfect
    @haujobbperfect 6 років тому

    Maybe your best review yet. Spot on review and I like how you framed it against the other films. First 3 should be the blue print.

  • @benmigliore
    @benmigliore 6 років тому +3

    This is not a good year for film

    • @JAMES51990
      @JAMES51990 6 років тому +3

      Maybe, or Chris is just being a cynical dick this year lol.

    • @bananafish3231
      @bananafish3231 6 років тому +1

      It wasn't bad at the start of the year but things seem to have fizzled since the summer.

  • @EVILMANGO321
    @EVILMANGO321 6 років тому +2

    Can you please review overlord?

  • @games2507
    @games2507 6 років тому +3

    Have you seen Fantastic Beasts 2 :Crimes of Grindelwald ??!

  • @muzikbogdy
    @muzikbogdy 6 років тому

    Hi Chris,can you make a review about Fma 2003 and Fma Brotherhood?I am not sure which one to watch and I would really like to hear your opinion about them.

  • @GhostRobosApprentice
    @GhostRobosApprentice 6 років тому +6

    Fincher's film is better than the originals, I'm sorry. Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig are also better suited to there roles than the Swedish actors.

  • @thiccrat
    @thiccrat 6 років тому

    this (rooney maras one) was my favourite christmas movie and i think the very first in my tradition to see a movie alone for christmas instead of sulking. it snowed and the mood was very suitable. i was still in high school and loved the darkness.

  • @crypticwintermoon6284
    @crypticwintermoon6284 6 років тому +4

    This is like Ellen Degeneres with the dragon tattoo

  • @yazzyremedy36
    @yazzyremedy36 6 років тому +1

    Chris, you should review the Department Q movies. They are very good, and tells the story of two detectives solving some brutal and disturbing cases. The movies are danish, which in my opinion makes a huge difference. In America, you completely Americanize your movies. Basically you make it less brutal so more people can watch it, and more money is earned. You know, the Hollywood thing. These movies are not holding back. They are not the most brutal movies, in terms of blood, but the plot doesn't hold back. Despite the very aggressive danish language, I think you'll love these movies. Currently the 4th and last one of these movies are in theatres, and it's called Journal 64. Haven't watched it yet, but I totally will.

  • @dumpy1980
    @dumpy1980 4 роки тому

    Nice comparison to James Bond Movie especially the Pond Scene with the Bike. Love your reviews, they are true and honest. Thanks, you saved my time.

  • @michaelotis223
    @michaelotis223 6 років тому

    Team Mara for me!!! I found her more compelling and tortured! She isn't begging the audience to sympathize or weep for her - she's better defined character!
    Repace was fantastic in her portrayal too! She set the tone and Mara raised the bar in my opinion!!!

  • @alitanveer
    @alitanveer 6 років тому

    Chris, give us a review of Suspiria please. I found it to be great and would love to hear your thoughts.

  • @andrewsantana7857
    @andrewsantana7857 6 років тому

    Will you be reviewing Apostle from Netflix soon?

  • @wafflezuwu2367
    @wafflezuwu2367 6 років тому

    May I suggest doing a review on First Reformed

  • @jackbynum
    @jackbynum 6 років тому

    Can you do Mid90's? I'd love to hear your opinion on that one!

  • @underratedcritic1983
    @underratedcritic1983 6 років тому

    More than seven years has passed since Fincher's adaptation was released. Whereas, less than two years passed between Oplev's and Fincher's adaptation.

  • @aderemiporsche
    @aderemiporsche 6 років тому

    Chris, what of Suspiria? Bad Times at the El Royale? Please!

  • @austinkeel9097
    @austinkeel9097 6 років тому

    Chris, you should review Overlord! I went and saw it yesterday and it was SO FUN!

  • @mrpandabites
    @mrpandabites 5 років тому +1

    I enjoyed the film, but felt the motivations for the characters were underdeveloped. If I hadn't seen the Swedish orignals, Lisbeth Salander's character would have felt totally flat to me. Blumkvist helping Salander also had no context but that established by the previous films. It also annoyed me that they made Blumkvist a young man

  • @efenege2
    @efenege2 6 років тому

    4:59 I noticed too that the actor who play Mikael Blomkvist looks younger than the original portraits of the character played by Mikael Blomkvist and Daniel Craig

  • @Bahamutdordi
    @Bahamutdordi 6 років тому

    Chris. When are you going to review Suspiria?

  • @ohohvalerie
    @ohohvalerie 6 років тому

    Thought he was going to say "I have it here.. so if you want the extended..." "come on by and you can watch it" hah

  • @womanchild544
    @womanchild544 6 років тому

    Would you review the new Suspiria?

  • @danb070
    @danb070 6 років тому

    Will you consider reviewing all the James Bond Films? Starting with Dr. No of course!

  • @The_Reviewist
    @The_Reviewist 6 років тому +2

    I never actually liked Lizbeth in any version of these films.
    She starts out antagonist and while she does become more endearing she also becomes increasingly “superpowered” in the original stories as well.