a bit of scot squad

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  • @derin111
    @derin111 3 роки тому +89

    I lived and worked in Glasgow as a trainee surgeon for 5 years back in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. This is a comedy/parody firmly grounded in reality.

    • @jr5389
      @jr5389 6 місяців тому

      👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

  • @jazzx251
    @jazzx251 4 роки тому +81

    Love this "Cop Show" ... it perfectly satirises the genre, while also presenting great characters.

  • @bigpoch8324
    @bigpoch8324 6 років тому +1286

    I live in an area where a ice cream van goes round selling cannabis. Old bill haven’t got a clue😂

    • @robedwards9759
      @robedwards9759 6 років тому +20

      its not real ahh i don't believe you

    • @joesmith-ms1rs
      @joesmith-ms1rs 6 років тому +18

      Bollox

    • @jenzorants7287
      @jenzorants7287 6 років тому +47

      In ireland its the same they sell fireworks aswell and fireworks are illgegal and they have not a clue

    • @jamesduffy7373
      @jamesduffy7373 6 років тому +6

      Touts

    • @DJYungHoxha
      @DJYungHoxha 6 років тому +14

      well, they do now!

  • @DannyBoi2112
    @DannyBoi2112 4 роки тому +93

    Scot squad is the best thing that happened to scotland since still game

    • @bigben559
      @bigben559 4 роки тому +5

      Still game is class

    • @DannyBoi2112
      @DannyBoi2112 4 роки тому +2

      @@bigben559 yep, class. I've been to two live shows, 2016 and 2019. Love it

    • @tpbfangirl
      @tpbfangirl 3 роки тому +1

      Since Trainspotting

    • @stofferrussell
      @stofferrussell Місяць тому

      And Absolutely…. Chief was also in that!

  • @JonnyGranger1
    @JonnyGranger1 5 років тому +85

    "Ye wantin a cone? Wanting a 99 or that? I'll dae you a good oyster..
    hahah hilarious man

  • @alic-c
    @alic-c 5 років тому +80

    "That's wreck the house juice"
    Buckie and the like man 😂

  • @alexcrawford8151
    @alexcrawford8151 Рік тому +14

    Thats what i love about Scotland, the comedy ,the humour, and that's why i am proud to be born a scot , as we'll as lived there for 16 years

  • @666evo666
    @666evo666 5 років тому +105

    My ice cream van used to sell me single ciggs when i was at school, fucking brilliant even the teachers bought em lol.

    • @bam-skater
      @bam-skater 8 місяців тому +5

      You must've been in a posh bit, my van sold hash and heroin

  • @percyboy2066
    @percyboy2066 4 роки тому +43

    The acting from the police chief is worthy of an Oscar, pure brilliance 👍

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 3 роки тому +1

      Was not a actor that time, he was the real deal being interviewed.

    • @Scott_McKin
      @Scott_McKin Рік тому +2

      @@pqrstzxerty1296 it's a comedy show, it's all acting..

    • @Chris.hemsworth_
      @Chris.hemsworth_ Рік тому

      @@pqrstzxerty1296it’s not real. Google it up.

  • @MandeepSingh-kl5rq
    @MandeepSingh-kl5rq 6 років тому +345

    Trading licence, do I need one of those as well ? Brilliant

    • @bigben559
      @bigben559 4 роки тому

      Great

    • @Jimmy_Cooper
      @Jimmy_Cooper 4 роки тому +1

      Super

    • @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
      @SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 2 роки тому +2

      My old neighbour was a funy guy this reminds me of the time the TV licence guy came to him, saying he owned them money. He threated the guy to "take him to mini golfing" while holding a club. Police return with the guy and have a laugh with him because they know him well and know he means no harm. Was hilarious.

  • @shuggie
    @shuggie  3 роки тому +7

    Here's a few answers to some comments. It is a comedy tv program called scot squad, yes it is grado, yes it is probably a scottish version of reno 911, its on season 6, no subtitles sorry. Another bit of scot squad soon. thanks for watching :) www.buymeacoffee.com/votasohu

  • @Steve-XTC67
    @Steve-XTC67 10 місяців тому +10

    "Dae ah need a Licence fir that as well" 😂😂 "Vodka Blau"

  • @YegaSRT
    @YegaSRT 6 років тому +35

    "Do I need a trading licence n'all" OMG IM DED

  • @GeeGoodman
    @GeeGoodman 3 роки тому +13

    I’ve watched 3 times in a row still laughing 🤦‍♂️best one and most realistic one 🤐
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonnyallan1980
    @jonnyallan1980 5 років тому +22

    That is an absolute belter of an idea 😮 imagine a van that came round selling drink 🤣

    • @jonnyallan1980
      @jonnyallan1980 3 роки тому

      @Dmmck wrong 🤣🤣

    • @jonnyallan1980
      @jonnyallan1980 2 роки тому

      @Fullashit Ministries don’t think it’s drink they are delivering either 😂😂😁👍🏻

  • @ColonelBummleigh
    @ColonelBummleigh Рік тому +6

    The lad in the van cracks me up.

    • @1gerard47
      @1gerard47 3 місяці тому

      He's brilliant 😂

  • @jamesfox8228
    @jamesfox8228 7 років тому +221

    Wreck the hoose juice 😂😂😂😂

    • @skinhead-ej8ff
      @skinhead-ej8ff 6 років тому

      Nah it ain't bucky

    • @alexhayden701
      @alexhayden701 3 роки тому +1

      @@skinhead-ej8ff buckfast in the Wrong hands can be blamed for those sort of nights wrecking houses but in a connoisseur hands it’s a fine intoxicating wine for sophisticated palate and a great night

  • @grahamlive
    @grahamlive 7 років тому +542

    You don't own the copyright? Yur gonnae need a licence fur that mate!

    • @bentbennett1196
      @bentbennett1196 6 років тому +6

      I don't give a shit police is chasing a fucking ice cream truck😂😂😂

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 6 років тому

      ...

    • @_farpix_
      @_farpix_ 4 роки тому

      i second this

  • @kpzcbttp
    @kpzcbttp 5 років тому +8

    I love this, it so wonderful, funny as hell.

  • @Lusitani74
    @Lusitani74 3 роки тому +8

    The chief is amazing...

  • @amysmileyreid95
    @amysmileyreid95 6 років тому +12

    Singh: do you have any idea why we pulled you over?
    Guy: I just thought yeez wanted a cone! Yeez want a cone?
    Singh: No no....
    Hugh: ah could go a cone noo that am here...
    I was buckled!!!

  • @GenericMan-cb5hq
    @GenericMan-cb5hq 5 років тому +7

    This is why I love Scotland

  • @peterjurasek9297
    @peterjurasek9297 4 роки тому +11

    It took me 2 minutes to realize this was a sketch LOL

  • @jackfrost0607
    @jackfrost0607 4 роки тому +9

    "I'll dae ye a nice wee oyster" 🤣🤣

  • @alfredroyal3473
    @alfredroyal3473 Рік тому +2

    ‘Bam Juice’ brilliant.

  • @Jotki
    @Jotki 5 років тому +23

    I canny believe you're selling all that bevvy for a back o that ice-cream van

  • @lastfirst5689
    @lastfirst5689 3 роки тому +6

    Most go on about Grado but Jack Docherty has been around since late 80's. He's done loads. Seriously clever, funny guy

  • @MarcoPolo-hj9ll
    @MarcoPolo-hj9ll 4 роки тому +18

    Why did ye pull me er eh u want a cone 😂

  • @lisaburns3587
    @lisaburns3587 6 років тому +170

    Mate u need licence copywriting

  • @shuggie
    @shuggie  6 років тому +45

    James McLean us cannae get at these prices anymore even white lightning coats a fortune. Even in gran canaria a 1/2bottle of bucky is nearly 10 euro

    • @jamesmclean3808
      @jamesmclean3808 6 років тому

      shuggie big man cheers 🍻 funny 😹👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♀️. 🐈

    • @Endorsky
      @Endorsky 5 років тому

      You must be Scottish because you’re complaining about the price of things

    • @kevcraig7127
      @kevcraig7127 4 роки тому

      Endorsky cheeky little bastared am Scottish and love my Bucky so don't tar everyone with the same brush

    • @kevcraig7127
      @kevcraig7127 4 роки тому

      shuggie am in Scotland and can get big bottles for £9 nectar tonic love my Bucky

  • @danhoppy5517
    @danhoppy5517 3 роки тому +3

    I haven't seen Jack Docherty since 'Absolutely' finished! Used to love that show.

  • @dave8323
    @dave8323 6 років тому +21

    I love living in Scotland

  • @mayhewfisher62
    @mayhewfisher62 Рік тому +9

    I am using this language series to prepare me to be able to order a sandwich in Scotland. I am American and my daughter lives in Kelso now. I think it will be helpful. I hope they can understand my Californian accent. ;]

    • @GM-tw4el
      @GM-tw4el 9 місяців тому +2

      You'll be lucky. People in Kelso sound nothing like this 😂

    • @mayhewfisher62
      @mayhewfisher62 9 місяців тому

      @@GM-tw4el lol

    • @jr5389
      @jr5389 6 місяців тому

      @@GM-tw4el👌😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

  • @geedub88
    @geedub88 3 роки тому +3

    Midori. Keep that away from the big yin.

  • @jcrossan1351
    @jcrossan1351 5 років тому +30

    I canee hear myself think

  • @jaykay5369
    @jaykay5369 3 роки тому +8

    They had me until "It's not Girls Aloud" 0:49 😂

  • @madisonhockrage7197
    @madisonhockrage7197 6 років тому +94

    They should have a Beer & Wine Van. Like If you agree.

    • @myjacko666
      @myjacko666 4 роки тому

      KahziSZN They used to have well more like a milk float (Davenports beers at home) we used to just sell off the back or deliver to the house we used to get a bit tipsy on the job :)

  • @TheJohn48231
    @TheJohn48231 3 роки тому +7

    I don't do any spirits I'm not an animal 🤣

  • @parthenipirate
    @parthenipirate 3 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 "break the hoos juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Brilliant 👏👏

  • @franciestokes3195
    @franciestokes3195 5 років тому +4

    From a lick to the nick 😂😂😂

  • @rooster3266
    @rooster3266 4 роки тому +1

    What a brilliant idea ! A beer van !

  • @vanlifecornwallukfull-time6334
    @vanlifecornwallukfull-time6334 6 років тому +3

    Absolutely cracking video mate lol

  • @jonathanmano4152
    @jonathanmano4152 6 років тому +47

    i actually thought this was real =D

  • @ronandonnelly6727
    @ronandonnelly6727 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta love a bit of Grado

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 роки тому +2

    Brooklyn nine-nine: Daniel
    Scot Squad: The cooler Daniel

  • @terrylick5908
    @terrylick5908 6 років тому +5

    this is like dealing with some police these day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aidenwinter1117
    @aidenwinter1117 6 років тому +3

    I love Scots

  • @Splozy
    @Splozy 5 років тому +1

    The bamjuice does actually cost a fortune now. The madman went a did it.

  • @bluewardog
    @bluewardog 5 років тому +4

    I thought it was real till when he said he was selling alcohol

  • @xafi2768
    @xafi2768 3 роки тому +2

    I don't sell any spirits I'm no an animal 🤣

  • @bigdave6591
    @bigdave6591 4 роки тому +1

    Couple of cans of the niddrie brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @terrylick5908
    @terrylick5908 6 років тому +7

    who put this together. this is orsom. great for a giggle. all the best and take care from Australia.👍

    • @shuggie
      @shuggie  6 років тому

      cheers terry just a wee compilation i did, you can find all of the episodes here on youtube

  • @Marcus51090
    @Marcus51090 4 роки тому +3

    The thing about this is some people think this is totally ridiculous..... if your from Scotland lol you’ll know it’s not, this isn’t that far from the truth

  • @hscorner3829
    @hscorner3829 7 місяців тому

    "Wreck the hoose juice" 😂 I love this country

  • @mrcorndog625
    @mrcorndog625 6 років тому

    YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SELL WITHOUT A LICENSE! *eats his icecream*

  • @matteobannatyne6279
    @matteobannatyne6279 4 роки тому +1

    Can confirm - any Bannatyne would

  • @somedipshtinthecomments2507
    @somedipshtinthecomments2507 3 роки тому +1

    Nae spirits: the man's no an animal

  • @Mr3jj3
    @Mr3jj3 6 років тому +5

    Pc Craig tinker of the cobbles coronation Street .

  • @Darndiddlyarn
    @Darndiddlyarn 4 роки тому +8

    My favourite thing about British humour, they get most of the way through the joke before you realise it's just a joke.

    • @MG-bs5mr
      @MG-bs5mr 3 роки тому +2

      Way back in the day I was flicking through channels and happened upon "the office," it was a few minutes before the penny dropped, brilliant 😂

  • @3LGang2L
    @3LGang2L 5 років тому +1

    Next thing u know “ur gonna need a license for that license”

  • @dawidczerniak5177
    @dawidczerniak5177 6 років тому +1

    For the first minute I thought it was for real hahaha

  • @godzilla1376
    @godzilla1376 6 років тому +10

    Class 😂😂🤪

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +1

    Looked up the Double Nugget ice cream. My God, that would go down a treat after a few cones.

    • @ohidontknow1061
      @ohidontknow1061 3 роки тому

      Have you worked out what an oyster is yet.......

  • @Deminutuv
    @Deminutuv 3 роки тому

    Lord bless these men risking their lives to film these dangerous cops and criminals while they are at it.

  • @polm4074
    @polm4074 6 років тому +68

    Sadly the snp have taken the chief inspectors advice n made the bam juice a hunner quid lol

  • @johnfurness2743
    @johnfurness2743 6 років тому +19

    I just though yew wanted a cuun, you want a cuun?
    I've got a good oysta.

  • @rrlh
    @rrlh 4 роки тому

    Ah yes,another fine video

  • @marv5078
    @marv5078 4 роки тому +2

    "out!" haha

  • @Toffnm
    @Toffnm 5 років тому +1

    Took me 2 minutes to realize this was a joke.

  • @alfienade6738
    @alfienade6738 3 роки тому +1

    knowing scotland i cant work out if this is a skit or not

  • @shuggie
    @shuggie  6 років тому +39

    I called the video 1 cos it's ma UA-cam page and I'm a steamer I was getting round to uploading more didn't get to round to it chiĺl out ffs

    • @fijiarc2090
      @fijiarc2090 6 років тому

      shuggie is this a comedy sketch or a documentary on the
      Scottish police ?

    • @shuggie
      @shuggie  6 років тому

      Sh00k Up Ricola comedy show called Scot squad loads of videos online

    • @siwyjay
      @siwyjay 6 років тому

      shuggie fair enough

    • @a.glasgowgreen7366
      @a.glasgowgreen7366 6 років тому +1

      shuggie : can u arrange for me tae b lifted by Scot Sqaud 😂😂😂

    • @scottishgirl8259
      @scottishgirl8259 6 років тому

      shuggie tell em.

  • @EliteLucarioRS
    @EliteLucarioRS 6 років тому +2

    This fucking legendary 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jazhussain1906
    @jazhussain1906 5 років тому +1

    Fucking love the Scot's.

  • @chrisblack5414
    @chrisblack5414 5 років тому +6

    What are ye gonae do call the polis? Mate we are the polis

  • @lilimarleen4952
    @lilimarleen4952 3 роки тому

    They only want a screwball.
    For god's sake, give the guys a gobble

  • @BobBob-tr9bc
    @BobBob-tr9bc 5 років тому

    I wasn't fooled for a second. Yea OK about 30 seconds funny as f+++

  • @graham999
    @graham999 6 років тому +19

    grado

  • @RosalindBurridge-dg6cy
    @RosalindBurridge-dg6cy 10 місяців тому

    Dibble don't know diddly. Nuff said dread.

  • @cameronmcghee1177
    @cameronmcghee1177 3 роки тому

    A don’t do any spirits am no a animal 😂😂

  • @lewismuirhead9803
    @lewismuirhead9803 6 років тому

    Officers you shode ask for some blue smarties

  • @nineang9999
    @nineang9999 6 років тому +2

    Show? Or is it in the title (i want to watch it on netflix)

    • @shuggie
      @shuggie  6 років тому

      it is a television show called scot squad you can find lots of the full episodes on youtube

    • @nineang9999
      @nineang9999 6 років тому +2

      shuggie thanks

    • @Scott_McKin
      @Scott_McKin Рік тому

      "a bit of scot squad"

  • @dribblemyspit2831
    @dribblemyspit2831 3 роки тому +1

    We ad an ice cream van come in2 the main yard at lunch time when i was at igh school, 85-90, he sold us ciggies. Teachers didn't ave a clue 🤣😂. He also did bloody tasty hot dogs.

  • @Fyodor48
    @Fyodor48 5 років тому +5

    With a name like ‘shuggie’ how could one not subscribe 😂
    Cheers Hugh take care

  • @moneyneeded9912
    @moneyneeded9912 6 років тому +8

    Lol what a name (1)

  • @BigRookTrucking19
    @BigRookTrucking19 3 роки тому

    The cheif drinks the stoory midori

  • @i.cobain
    @i.cobain 5 років тому +3

    Perfect comedie

  • @UnflappableWoppy
    @UnflappableWoppy 5 років тому +1

    oh hey its Grado!

  • @Orgun1213
    @Orgun1213 3 роки тому

    This is hillarious

  • @dereklonewolf9011
    @dereklonewolf9011 5 років тому

    Bloody hilarious 🇨🇦 expat ya got any Guinness in there

  • @acdcrulz40
    @acdcrulz40 3 роки тому

    If the vans selt bevvy they'd probably make a fortune...quality 🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @yugiohwarduelist999
    @yugiohwarduelist999 3 роки тому

    Grado is hilarious! LOL!

  • @ammackay5041
    @ammackay5041 11 місяців тому

    McKirdy.. OUT!! 😂

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 6 років тому

    "It's only fower percent..."

  • @kezadrone
    @kezadrone 6 років тому +2

    Wreck the hoose juice. PMSL!

  • @mistakenmustashe1668
    @mistakenmustashe1668 5 років тому +3

    How To Get A Copyright Strike.

  • @Zer0nite
    @Zer0nite 6 років тому

    Oi. Do you have a permit for that licence?

  • @davidjeffery3502
    @davidjeffery3502 5 років тому +1

    It’s no girls aloud hahahahaha

  • @JackRogers007
    @JackRogers007 9 місяців тому

    As funny as it is, there is a lot of truth to it, that’s why it’s funny

  • @davethecurrymonster
    @davethecurrymonster 6 років тому +5

    So is there siren above 100 decibels. If so it's breaking the law!!!!!!! Lol 😀

  • @JovanKorica1
    @JovanKorica1 6 років тому +12

    You got PRS and PPL for the music? Nah mate its mp3 😂😂😂😂