My old neighbour was a funy guy this reminds me of the time the TV licence guy came to him, saying he owned them money. He threated the guy to "take him to mini golfing" while holding a club. Police return with the guy and have a laugh with him because they know him well and know he means no harm. Was hilarious.
I lived and worked in Glasgow as a trainee surgeon for 5 years back in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. This is a comedy/parody firmly grounded in reality.
@@skinhead-ej8ff buckfast in the Wrong hands can be blamed for those sort of nights wrecking houses but in a connoisseur hands it’s a fine intoxicating wine for sophisticated palate and a great night
Singh: do you have any idea why we pulled you over? Guy: I just thought yeez wanted a cone! Yeez want a cone? Singh: No no.... Hugh: ah could go a cone noo that am here... I was buckled!!!
I am using this language series to prepare me to be able to order a sandwich in Scotland. I am American and my daughter lives in Kelso now. I think it will be helpful. I hope they can understand my Californian accent. ;]
Here's a few answers to some comments. It is a comedy tv program called scot squad, yes it is grado, yes it is probably a scottish version of reno 911, its on season 6, no subtitles sorry. Another bit of scot squad soon. thanks for watching :) www.buymeacoffee.com/votasohu
KahziSZN They used to have well more like a milk float (Davenports beers at home) we used to just sell off the back or deliver to the house we used to get a bit tipsy on the job :)
The thing about this is some people think this is totally ridiculous..... if your from Scotland lol you’ll know it’s not, this isn’t that far from the truth
We ad an ice cream van come in2 the main yard at lunch time when i was at igh school, 85-90, he sold us ciggies. Teachers didn't ave a clue 🤣😂. He also did bloody tasty hot dogs.
Trading licence, do I need one of those as well ? Brilliant
Great
Super
My old neighbour was a funy guy this reminds me of the time the TV licence guy came to him, saying he owned them money. He threated the guy to "take him to mini golfing" while holding a club. Police return with the guy and have a laugh with him because they know him well and know he means no harm. Was hilarious.
I live in an area where a ice cream van goes round selling cannabis. Old bill haven’t got a clue😂
its not real ahh i don't believe you
Bollox
In ireland its the same they sell fireworks aswell and fireworks are illgegal and they have not a clue
Touts
well, they do now!
My ice cream van used to sell me single ciggs when i was at school, fucking brilliant even the teachers bought em lol.
You must've been in a posh bit, my van sold hash and heroin
I lived and worked in Glasgow as a trainee surgeon for 5 years back in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. This is a comedy/parody firmly grounded in reality.
👌🏴😎
You don't own the copyright? Yur gonnae need a licence fur that mate!
I don't give a shit police is chasing a fucking ice cream truck😂😂😂
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i second this
Love this "Cop Show" ... it perfectly satirises the genre, while also presenting great characters.
Scot squad is the best thing that happened to scotland since still game
Still game is class
@@bigben559 yep, class. I've been to two live shows, 2016 and 2019. Love it
Since Trainspotting
"Dae ah need a Licence fir that as well" 😂😂 "Vodka Blau"
"Ye wantin a cone? Wanting a 99 or that? I'll dae you a good oyster..
hahah hilarious man
"That's wreck the house juice"
Buckie and the like man 😂
"Do I need a trading licence n'all" OMG IM DED
Wreck the hoose juice 😂😂😂😂
Nah it ain't bucky
@@skinhead-ej8ff buckfast in the Wrong hands can be blamed for those sort of nights wrecking houses but in a connoisseur hands it’s a fine intoxicating wine for sophisticated palate and a great night
That is an absolute belter of an idea 😮 imagine a van that came round selling drink 🤣
@Dmmck wrong 🤣🤣
@Fullashit Ministries don’t think it’s drink they are delivering either 😂😂😁👍🏻
Singh: do you have any idea why we pulled you over?
Guy: I just thought yeez wanted a cone! Yeez want a cone?
Singh: No no....
Hugh: ah could go a cone noo that am here...
I was buckled!!!
Thats what i love about Scotland, the comedy ,the humour, and that's why i am proud to be born a scot , as we'll as lived there for 16 years
Midori. Keep that away from the big yin.
Got any Midori !!!
The acting from the police chief is worthy of an Oscar, pure brilliance 👍
Was not a actor that time, he was the real deal being interviewed.
@@pqrstzxerty1296 it's a comedy show, it's all acting..
@@pqrstzxerty1296it’s not real. Google it up.
I canny believe you're selling all that bevvy for a back o that ice-cream van
Why did ye pull me er eh u want a cone 😂
I am using this language series to prepare me to be able to order a sandwich in Scotland. I am American and my daughter lives in Kelso now. I think it will be helpful. I hope they can understand my Californian accent. ;]
You'll be lucky. People in Kelso sound nothing like this 😂
@@GM-tw4el lol
@@GM-tw4el👌😂 🏴😎
I don't do any spirits I'm not an animal 🤣
They had me until "It's not Girls Aloud" 0:49 😂
Most go on about Grado but Jack Docherty has been around since late 80's. He's done loads. Seriously clever, funny guy
"I'll dae ye a nice wee oyster" 🤣🤣
Here's a few answers to some comments. It is a comedy tv program called scot squad, yes it is grado, yes it is probably a scottish version of reno 911, its on season 6, no subtitles sorry. Another bit of scot squad soon. thanks for watching :) www.buymeacoffee.com/votasohu
I’ve watched 3 times in a row still laughing 🤦♂️best one and most realistic one 🤐
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should have a Beer & Wine Van. Like If you agree.
KahziSZN They used to have well more like a milk float (Davenports beers at home) we used to just sell off the back or deliver to the house we used to get a bit tipsy on the job :)
The lad in the van cracks me up.
He's brilliant 😂
James McLean us cannae get at these prices anymore even white lightning coats a fortune. Even in gran canaria a 1/2bottle of bucky is nearly 10 euro
shuggie big man cheers 🍻 funny 😹👮🏻♂️👮🏻♀️. 🐈
You must be Scottish because you’re complaining about the price of things
Endorsky cheeky little bastared am Scottish and love my Bucky so don't tar everyone with the same brush
shuggie am in Scotland and can get big bottles for £9 nectar tonic love my Bucky
It took me 2 minutes to realize this was a sketch LOL
The chief is amazing...
I love living in Scotland
Ever been to Yoker?
@@SpiderPigggg na I got no business being In Yoker
@@CharlieF-rh5wb aye
I canee hear myself think
😂😂😂😂 "break the hoos juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Brilliant 👏👏
this is like dealing with some police these day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i actually thought this was real =D
who put this together. this is orsom. great for a giggle. all the best and take care from Australia.👍
cheers terry just a wee compilation i did, you can find all of the episodes here on youtube
What are ye gonae do call the polis? Mate we are the polis
Is that limmy?
@@ifullyunderstandwhatyoureg3298 ye
Mate u need licence copywriting
Nae spirits: the man's no an animal
The thing about this is some people think this is totally ridiculous..... if your from Scotland lol you’ll know it’s not, this isn’t that far from the truth
I called the video 1 cos it's ma UA-cam page and I'm a steamer I was getting round to uploading more didn't get to round to it chiĺl out ffs
shuggie is this a comedy sketch or a documentary on the
Scottish police ?
Sh00k Up Ricola comedy show called Scot squad loads of videos online
shuggie fair enough
shuggie : can u arrange for me tae b lifted by Scot Sqaud 😂😂😂
shuggie tell em.
I love this, it so wonderful, funny as hell.
grado
You got PRS and PPL for the music? Nah mate its mp3 😂😂😂😂
This is why I love Scotland
With a name like ‘shuggie’ how could one not subscribe 😂
Cheers Hugh take care
Gotta love a bit of Grado
Pc Craig tinker of the cobbles coronation Street .
I haven't seen Jack Docherty since 'Absolutely' finished! Used to love that show.
Lord bless these men risking their lives to film these dangerous cops and criminals while they are at it.
They only want a screwball.
For god's sake, give the guys a gobble
Class 😂😂🤪
Couple of cans of the niddrie brilliant 😂😂😂
So is there siren above 100 decibels. If so it's breaking the law!!!!!!! Lol 😀
Sounds like Andy gray doing a voice over 😀
Looked up the Double Nugget ice cream. My God, that would go down a treat after a few cones.
Have you worked out what an oyster is yet.......
As funny as it is, there is a lot of truth to it, that’s why it’s funny
‘Bam Juice’ brilliant.
I thought it was real till when he said he was selling alcohol
I don't sell any spirits I'm no an animal 🤣
Sadly the snp have taken the chief inspectors advice n made the bam juice a hunner quid lol
From a lick to the nick 😂😂😂
Took me 2 minutes to realize this was a joke.
Dibble don't know diddly. Nuff said dread.
Can confirm - any Bannatyne would
You cannae help but laugh at this garbage 😆🤣😂😹
How To Get A Copyright Strike.
Brooklyn nine-nine: Daniel
Scot Squad: The cooler Daniel
British comedy at it's finest...
Fuck off its Scottish
Which is a part of Great Britain.
duckboy 963 bam?
Scottish comedy b not British. Stop.
@@katealexandra9493 Scottish are British.
Your going to loose your traders licence for this!!............................. Whit, I need a traders licence in aw??.... Priceless
My favourite thing about British humour, they get most of the way through the joke before you realise it's just a joke.
Way back in the day I was flicking through channels and happened upon "the office," it was a few minutes before the penny dropped, brilliant 😂
We ad an ice cream van come in2 the main yard at lunch time when i was at igh school, 85-90, he sold us ciggies. Teachers didn't ave a clue 🤣😂. He also did bloody tasty hot dogs.
This fucking legendary 🤣🤣🤣
I wasn't fooled for a second. Yea OK about 30 seconds funny as f+++
I love Scots
Isn’t the superintendent from stoneybridge?
Holy shit there is a reference from back in the day. Did you know stoneybridge has a toilet AND a bus stop?
McKirdy.. OUT!! 😂
This is funny as fk !
Lol what a name (1)
Absolutely cracking video mate lol
Funniest video iv seen in a while. Must of been a pxss take lol.
The show is pretty good 😂
If the vans selt bevvy they'd probably make a fortune...quality 🤣🤣🤣🏴
Does anyone understand a SINGLE word that anyone of these folks said? Rumor has it that they were speaking English, but we know that's just a joke...
David Schmidt you don’t understand this??
Every word and they are speaking Scots and English.
The bamjuice does actually cost a fortune now. The madman went a did it.
Wreck the hoose juice. PMSL!
I just though yew wanted a cuun, you want a cuun?
I've got a good oysta.
Bloody hilarious 🇨🇦 expat ya got any Guinness in there
It’s no girls aloud hahahahaha
bunsen fae kilsyth, gbx
That's a blag that, they never even cuffed him before putting him in the car
knowing scotland i cant work out if this is a skit or not
Bam juice 😂
GRADO... bad wrestler... bad actor
Grado is hilarious! LOL!
Oh ..comedy...... Now it makes sense..
No one could be that stupid.
At least I hope not.
This is fake XD
Lol, it's not fake you clown, it's a comedy sketch show.....
"out!" haha
Fucking love the Scot's.
Am so sorry Scott's, please just type what he is saying, the chief!!
Briish police be like: oi mate you got a loicens for that loicens?
Do you have a loicens for asking loicensis?
@@Test-ru5xm It's a comedy show...
I know