Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved). As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did. After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
Shagger joke collection: Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R* Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER* PC McLaren: exists Tam spraggings: so you have chosen.... *S H A G G E R*
Tam spraggans purchases should be cancelled because of him causing a disturbance when someone went ahead of him. He should be barred from asda because of his public order behaviour.
Born and bred Aussie myself , but my Da wae fra Scotland. It's only recently I stumbled across this show here on YT and I'm lit as all fark that I did. Kudos for introducing me to terms like " Shagger " , " Bam or no Bam" , " Vickies " and " He's failed a belter ". Farkin love it. ( Can we get a petition up to get the name of UA-cam changed to TamTube or ShaggerTube).
"How many scones does your gran need?"
"She was a big woman"
Lmao dead 💀
Ow many scons dus yer gran nEEd?
She wa a biig woMAN
I don’t blame him scones are awesome
She was so big the had to give her 2 gravestones
@@jsemm2109 especially cheesey ones
Ieis8wur8rie4uff
Top things to visit in Scotland:
Castles,
Mountains,
Tam spraggins
I think you mean shagger mclaren
@@PolarsArchives tam is the small guy not the shagger
300th like
I live in London and I would love to visit Scotland one day 😊😊😊.
@@Teo-fx9uo hope you've made it there by now. It's a great place and you are only in London so it's not hard
“Shagger” is one of the best ways to address someone. 😂
It's been a few years; how you getting on shagger?
hey shaggers
@@amir021idm ~ how you doin' shagger?
@@dsmyify shagger is a fact call me mc amir, how you doin ?
@@amir021idm ~ I'm not doing alright shagger, I'm just shagging away mate.
The hoodie grab part is the best. Made him like Patrick Star
Instant animated garden gnome.
@@MrRedeyedJedi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You're being the bigger person" lmaoo
“Do a look like a shagger, yes a do”
He actually said “do i look like a shagger, yes i am “ i noticed because it was incorrect were you even listening bro ?
This is actually the best thing ever
Mrs Clifford 2:17 Suddenly he turns into a red banana
Stand up when you’re speaking to me.
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh and being dragged out by his hoodie cracks me up
“What do you mean being the bigger person”! Ahah I’m still laughing
I’ve rewatched this so many times
Elias Skog same
Same bro
Yep 🤣
This man is a national treasure, we must give him as many scones as possible.
‘ It’s her birthday she wis a big wumin ‘
Grey dry gdrtsdy
😂
Woman*
Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
With their song “Mouldy Breakfast (Fae ma granny’s grave)”
That ending was brilliant...literally crying with Laughter!
1:54 touches his head and I'm lmao.
Imao same xD
Patted him like a child 🤣
Power absorption, Scottish wee guys are natural stores of pure mana.
absolute next level disrespect lmao
"Shagger , yes I am"
Fuckin legend
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved).
As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did.
After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
1:52 i died
same XD
Hahaha
Oi
“Shagger is a fact” 😂😂😂😂😂
"Get out and set maself up fur the day"
What an achievement son
when he was walking him away with his hood, so funny lmao
2:17 short people problems 😂😂😂😂
Turtle
They are called dwarves 😆😆😆😆.
I wonder if the cashier picked him up and scanned him thinking he’s a potato 🥔
Ha ha ha! I love your humour!
Lol 😂😂😂
The end got me laughing my arse off
Janet this video is hilarious and the way that police officer grabbed the wee guy's hood had me laughing my head of priceless.!!!!)
1:55 Whit🤣🤣
Real Blackpool
Oh that’s what he said!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
''shagger yes I am, Do i look like a shagger, yes i am, am i a shagger yes i am'' " Shagger its a fact"
Poland love you :D so funny! Your guys the best !
When he pulls his hood up to kick him out 😂😂
Wee mad Chris! Absolute legend.
Drags him away looking like a garden gnome 🤣🤣
Shagger joke collection:
Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart
Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R*
Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart
Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER*
PC McLaren: exists
Tam spraggings: so you have chosen....
*S H A G G E R*
top shagger indeed :)
“It’s her birthday she was a big woman.”
Why am I only just on to this show. Brilliant.
topshaggerwillne
No u
Bgmedia hahaha
Stephen tries is a nonce
@@Jamie-ds1gf ginger nonce*
Stephen the ginger nonce
Love it absolutely love it ,brilliant 👍👏👌🤪
English is my second language and I have no idea what they are talking about. It was hilarious he/she touched his head.
There use be show Rab C Nesbitt use have put subtitles up for it back in the day I loved that show to😂😁
this is just the scottish accent lol
For any non Scots.Shagger is Alan Mcgregor,Rangers goalie
WE CALL HIM SHAGGER!!!
-thats ediot standin there
-ey, stop callin er an ediot!!!!!!
Gábor Tóth fuck off son
Went to school way wee cris. Well done 👍🏼 keep it up 💯
1:55 cracked me up
" its not just today..its every day " poor Tam Spraggins
Tam spraggins and I would thank u to stand up when you are speaking to me
😂😂😂😂😂 what do you mean the bigger person!
I was expecting it and still laid me out clean on the gym floor
Shagger? Yes I am, do I look like Shagger? Yes I do, will ya call me pc mcclaren? Yes you will
Namjoon
Stand up , if your speaking to me!!!😂😂👊
Kenny!!! South park
Evil red dwarf, he's got my vote.
“What do you mean, the bigger person!?”
*I’d thank ye tae stand up when yer speakin tae me*
Ld
The way she puts her hand on his head 🤣🤣🤣
2:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's dragging him
Great stuff! What a laugh and I’m English Tam Spraggans what a star!
He's like a little Scottish angry egg 😂
A scotch egg?
@@benswindlehurst1857 yeah maybe lol he's more egg shaped though lol
I live right next to this asda
__MONK3Y__ I would ask which one it is but I don't want to sound like a stalker. °_°
@@alic-c bit ironic that ur name is tesco lmao
@@roxxxywolfffz1686 asda is a prick
I live nxt 2 u, gez a wave ya dafty
@@TheSheepPimp summie black neck 🤣🤣🤣✌️
I died at the end 😂😂
The clip with Chief working with Gavin Hastings kicking a rugby ball is good. The actor playing the Chief did go to school with Gavin Hastings
I’d thank you to stand up when you talk to me 😂
“This ediot heare” 🤣🤣
HAVE HIS SCONES!
SHAGGER!!!!!!!
He would tip upside down and fill you with his cream
To be fair she shouldn't have crouched down and talked to him like a child
Found myself humming the Humpty Dumpty rhyme after watching this.....
Snow White should be suing these pigs for treating her dwarf with disrespect.
What do you mean bigger person?! 🤣
The best bit is at the end
When the dude puts his hand on scone guy's head I died
And ad thank you to stand up when your speaking too me ,,,, and home many scones does your gran need 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking lost it pahahaahhahaha
Shagger and Shagette. Benny Hill knew how to deal with Tam !
2:17 have his scones ! 😂
Just great scotland 👏 👍
makes me laugh everytime
i thought this was real first two times i watched it lol class tho
You're telling me this is fake?
Same lol
1:30 what u mean being a bigger person 😂
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
Scottish supermarket shenanigans shock shoppers
This is comedy gold here.
I love this😂
YAAAASSS TOAL GO ON WEE MAN
Tam spraggans purchases should be cancelled because of him causing a disturbance when someone went ahead of him.
He should be barred from asda because of his public order behaviour.
its not real
Dragging him off by the hood was fucking genius
This and the Paul Black Glassgow tourist sketch are just the greatest.
I Love this 😂😂😂
What kind of renegade lawn gnomes was doing around the store?
'mon you! Pure dead brilliant...
Sounds like the real police to me 👮♂️👮♀️🤣
Just grabs him by the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this guy lol he is brilliant
The police in Glasgow are so cool 😎 😎 👲🏻
James Mclean its no real 😂😂
Eve Donnelly I know it’s not real I was been sarcastic but thank you for trying to put me right I grow up in govan and I was always in trouble cheers
209 Fowler666 you chatting straight facts my guy
I was nicked in Glasgow and the police that arrested me were quality.
So good 😂 Should do that to wee krankie 😂😂
We’re you up awe night thinking that oot.That’s a new wan,aye right.
You’re a fud with pish patter like that.
Born and bred Aussie myself , but my Da wae fra Scotland. It's only recently I stumbled across this show here on YT and I'm lit as all fark that I did. Kudos for introducing me to terms like " Shagger " , " Bam or no Bam" , " Vickies " and " He's failed a belter ". Farkin love it. ( Can we get a petition up to get the name of UA-cam changed to TamTube or ShaggerTube).
1:52 😂😂😂😂😂
Stand up when your speaking to me 🤣😆🤣🙂
My man just grabbed him by the hood!!! Jesussss what a lad
brilliant.
puts her hand on his head.... ROFL
Those damn lebrechauns....
Whits ma da dain over at Asda wae ma tatie scons better bring em am ragin at em
I like being from England because it’s a very easy to understand Scottish people
Nah ...
Is that Humpty Dumpty ?? 🤣