Don't Ever Wake Up A Bull Named "El Diablo" | William Lee Martin
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Comedian William Lee Martin on waking sleeping bulls.
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A little about William Lee Martin:
With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape.
Any story involving kids sent to stay on a farm and a bull named El Diablo deserves a listen to and a thumbs up.
The farmer lets people cross the field for free, but the bull charges!
cuz he know they choose death one the bull came out to play
I grew up on a cattle farm, so I can relate to this story! Loved it! Funny as heck!
Farm here to🐷🐄🐐 had ever kinda farm animal you can think of 🐇🐿🐓
I've grown up in west Texas - more of a city area - but I wish I had grown up on a ranch because it would feel so rewarding. I genuinely appreciate everyone who owns or works on a ranch because you are part of why America has strived for so long.
And then there was the day my Uncle Al Sr. called the house and asked my Daddy if I could come up the road to his farm and help his grand boys put the bull he had just purchased at the sale in a stall in his barn....Oh yeah, said Daddy, he'll be right up there....Three hours, a broken barn support, a bent tractor, numerous bruises, bumps, and bleeding scrapes later my exhausted kin folk and I accepted the Brahma bull's decision to remain in the pasture with "his girls"....All these years later...And I still hurt.
Ole granddad know it ain't that serious until you have to ask someone to hold your beer!
Can't beat good ole cattle humor
I feel that much prouder of myself for not running from a bull I wandered up on hiking. It was probably just a steer because it stood there looking at me and I didn't see much past the Texas longhorns on that massive head but I had an out of body experience watching my self walk backwards back around the corner and tripped over not one rock.
Alright, that needs to be animated hahaha. The visual of an old man taking a hit and never spilling his beer made me about poop myself
Worked yearlings one day. Sooo glad we eat cattle. Every bite of beef is another victory to me of the food chain.
😂🤣😂🤣 Texan....I can relate to this. 😊👍
😆 think they understand
I remember them old days like yesterday
You are awesome man. Thank you and God bless
HAHAHA! Did a little cow tippin' myself. 🤠
Dry Bar Comedy would be perfect for him too!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing him in person and he is just as funny. I make it a point to show folks his specials I bought on Vudu
I grew up on a ranch in AZ. I can visualize every bit of this in my mind. Crazy things happen on ranches. Thank you for the memories. lol
Texas here - you my brother are awesome! Subscribed!
OLD MILWAUKEE BEER! Damn, haven't had any of that in a while.
Texan using spanish words. hahahahahahaha. sPeAK EnGliSh!!!
...you can't spill beer, that's not southern!!! 😂😂😂
Cowboy Ninja!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loved growin up on a farm, good life we never needed for food forsure
William is awesome to watch Live 👍
Good clean humor... this is outstanding
new sub. we only tried riding 'em once. had a couple of cows in the pen, one of my friends managed to do a double back somersault before landing on a piece of 4x4 laying on the ground. has a crick in his back to this day! funny stuff. thanks, keep 'em coming!!
yep, back in what...1978-1980. Me and some buddies would fish along a creek and would look at the bull in the pasture on the other side. So one day the bull was asleep on our way back home. too hot , got skunked. So of course boys will be ....and all 3 of us crept up behind the bull, I slapped him on the ass. We all ran...one stupid friend lit up THE tree and me and benjerman got over the fence in time.
We tried to wait for chris, but....when the rancher came out yelling with his rock salt....we left him.
good times. damn that bull was huge. His head was taller than mine ! by a ways too!!!
That's a crazy story.
Hello Comedy Central, give him a special!
You mean Netflix... that’s were the money is at
@@johnnychavez286 That's cool too, as long as I can see a full show and buy the video.
Comedy Central is dead. And they destroyed many of good comics because they weren’t dirty enough.
Yup , been there done that,Gawd help Ya'll , semper Fi , always watch your six y'all,Oorah,carry on!!!
I like that. Good stuff right there..
So true
Now that's some real cowboying
In Aussie it's a Criminal offense to spill your beer
Amen
Good stuff brother
Hahahahaha my husband doesn’t know what your talking about...LIAr LIAR! 🤣🤣🤣
tried it with ram when i was 10, we where three boys age 9-10 crossing the field with big sheep and we where unaware that the owner (the two others boys dad) had let out the old ram because it was that time of year, what followed was a Benny hill movie worthy, incl one of us being punted over a electric fence when he got hit just as he tried to jump over the fence, he could literaly not sit down for almost a week.
Better be able to cross that field in 9 seconds. The bull can do it in 10.
🤣🤣🤣 it ain't over yet so run Forrest Run 😂😂😂😂💕😂😂😂 get um DaD
Hahahaha! 💜
Lucky, though... my dad's favorite went half-over/half-through a gate.
Old man doesn't respect anyone less stubborn than him. I am the only exception to his rule... somehow, I'm his least favorite child. 🤣
Ya know your from the country when you say first n middle name 🤣🤣🤣
Out here in Western PA doing deer drives in rifle season is fun
Only thing is with all of these farms is that the bulls don’t like that the farm owners let us run the fields out
Laughed and subbed 🤣🤣 all the best from over the water 🇬🇧
I watched this a few times today I love true humour Run Forest Run 😂😂
3:20 -3:35 all siblings in a nutshell.
love his accent iam black & WLM is my new comedian
I saw some of the most duded up cowboys in Oregon. Dressed to the western nines just to go to the motor vehicles in a big ol crewman deluxe model.
That cowboy hat was black and the vest had gold looking horseshoes on it. His jeans were wrangler and his boots had spurs. When he pulled out of the parking lot Darius Rucker was blasting over the speakers.
There are cowboys of all denominations in Texas too.
I watched a mexican cowboy park his horse and when a car pulled up next to it, it sidestepped to give the car more room. That would be west Texas where I was for a few years.
Just letting you know that black cowboys have been around as long as the others.
The Navajo community in Arizona and New Mexico have rodeos too.
It's nice that the cowboys still exist this day and age.
It's a nice break from the city life just to take a run through cattle country or to go to Cheyenne for the PRCA competitions.
Ready for the last round
Good stuff, vert funny.
Too funny 😂😂
Billy Wayne here.
This was a good laugh, the one farm fish sometimes you gotta run the guanlet and hope the dairy bull don't catch in the open! I've been treed! It's not cool! Lmao
😂😂😂😂 we been doing since we were kids 😂😂😂
There was a ranch across the road from my buddies house that had a bull that had his name branded on it. Pardon my language but across its backside was his name "Fucker" branded right there ad a warning for everyone to see.
All my stuff returns to me !
Family is fun 😂😂😂😂
Somebody told me you were an Angel, as a young buck (-;)
Milwaukee 🍺
We had a mean ass cow that was every bit as scary as El diablo, my brother is 6 years younger than me and after one particular afternoon I haven't been able to out run him since.that was more than 50 years ago.
Told you so 😄 haha
One question dose the bull have my money because I will take on the bull 😂
We did the same thing at our uncle Boone Place 🤣 I will still slap at the bull ps headed your way 🤣🤣🤣
I tried that fence jump when I was young running from a young bull. To bad I didn't notice it was all barbed wire.
There going to really poop there pants this time over my stocks
I heard Brahmer and said fuck that
You may now take the title as the funniest man in America...... Sorry James
Who's James?
I used to haul cattle for an old boss. Well one day he did the stupidest thing ever. He sent me with a load of unbred heifers that had been sold to another farmer but demanded I make a stop to pickup the new breeding bull for the herd. Now I have 50 900 pound heifers on my cattle trailer with some of them in standing heat aka wanting to be bred RIGHT NOW. Now I am required to keep a 2500 pound black angus bull from getting to said heifers. To say that bull made a mess of the trailer was an understatement. It took 2 weeks to put it back together after that run. The bull was named Lucifer. That bull literally would stomp you into the ground after that day if you ever got between him and a cow in breeding season.
I got caught by our holstein bull one day. He hit me under the left hip pocket. It was a rough day.
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Went to the website didn't find it.
I almost got killed by an 1800 lb herd bull with known agression issues. He came more than halfway around the pond to get to and then broke 2 ribs, my nose and gave me a spinal compression fracture which, they said, would have paralyzed me from the neck down if he had hit me one more time in the wrong way. I had to kill him to get the 1/4 mile back to the house.
We hunted my dads friends place he had a 2000 pd brahma named#$%@!*&
Mean as satan chased my dad across a field almost got him would beat up your truck turned over a small car got a huge plow stuck on his horns stood there all day with it finally got tired and let us get it off him he was wore out had to put him down he started getting single like old joe chasing us to our deer stands poor fella
Family 😂😂😂😂
I use to go cow tipping. It's fun till you tip a bull them you better not be the slow one
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What special is this from
Escaped from Quarantine only available on my website WilliamLeeMartin.com
@@WilliamLeeMartinComedy thank you sir. Praying for you and yours. Me and my brother got into a wreck going home for Christmas. Your comedy pulled me out of a panic attack.
😂😂😂 bet your not laughing now n that pow jacket wasn't a code It was sent home to me when I was very young
So your all related you Robbie got it
I'm just done n you know I mean it
Ask my wife still me personal best
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David since your hacking remember he left it all toe
Pretty funny but he's no Ron White.
I’m only trying to be the best version of William Lee that I can be. And you’re no Travis Johnson. But thanks for watching!
Murica
Common sense would tell a kid to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE FIELD WHERE THE COWS AND BULLS ARE AT!
What would be the fun in that?
Nah
When we hunt we walk through the fields and it’s fun
You’ll learn to run well when you get bulls chasing you during a deer drive
If this ain’t my husband 🙄🙄🙄
Vis your a user
Luccifer became satan and for his pride inherited Horns
Thats it
Wrong so wrong
Better read your BIBLE and you'll realise the so called joke is nothing to laugh at!
Gross child I told you what a man did to his wife they would do to there child there related do not sleep with him
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