The Perils of Getting a Vasectomy | William Lee Martin

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2019
  • Comedian William Lee Martin discusses the perils of his VASECTOMY!
    Taken from my latest standup special, "The Nutcracker"! Watch the full special here: comedydynamics.com/catalog/wi...
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    A little about William Lee Martin:
    With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
    Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
    But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape.
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  • @lonewolfcry
    @lonewolfcry 4 роки тому +69

    you know when you laugh so hard and pop comes out of your nose but you cant stop laughing and your at work and no one can figure out why your laughing because you have headphones plugged in. thank you for making this old guy laugh.

  • @usfandiarsukhia1476
    @usfandiarsukhia1476 4 роки тому +47

    Saw this comedian for the first time ever and he is so bloody hilarious, it's literally unbelievable......

  • @barrypearce9451
    @barrypearce9451 4 роки тому +49

    There's only a couple comedians that can keep me rolling! I'm glad I found you bud keep it up lol

  • @unclefishhook
    @unclefishhook 4 роки тому +58

    I wish my wife would have asked for a Lexus...

  • @j.r.cherry3575
    @j.r.cherry3575 4 роки тому +20

    I had to pause video around 14 minutes to catch my breath. Laughing till I cried. Been there, done that. When I took my sample back in I asked the little nurse my wife knew, if saliva would affect the results.

  • @mpadil
    @mpadil 4 роки тому +18

    His experience was funnier than mine was.
    My doctor shaved me numbed me cut me stitched me and I walked out the door all under 30 minutes.

  • @djpena8573
    @djpena8573 4 роки тому +46

    As someone who has been through it, this was too damned funny!!!!!

  • @chrisworster2859
    @chrisworster2859 4 роки тому +41

    He has the MOST expressive eyes!! I was just dyyyyyyying!!! Lol

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 4 роки тому +33

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO MEANS NO MR!! HOLY CRAP I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD.

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 4 роки тому +32

    Man...this guy is pretty damn funny. Really cracked me up

  • @Quaid71
    @Quaid71 4 роки тому +20

    How have I never heard of this guy before? Awesomely funny

  • @dothill1140
    @dothill1140 4 роки тому +16

    I am so dang glad I lucked up on this guy. :)

  • @mikestone9129
    @mikestone9129 4 роки тому +66

    Never heard of this guy. But he's damm good. Love his style. Gonna be looking for more.

  • @maryshoemaker1334
    @maryshoemaker1334 4 роки тому +15

    5am and I'm wake'n ever body up within a mile radius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omgoodness thank ya for sharing this video 💞🤣💞🙏

  • @beckielassetter8865
    @beckielassetter8865 4 роки тому +26

    Leave on your socks😂.

  • @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly
    @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly 4 роки тому +29

    I teared up so much I was hard to see. Never laughed so much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

  • @randallw1977
    @randallw1977 4 роки тому +32

    The Nike swoosh huh? I guess your slogan would've been "Just snip it".

  • @craigcoston2890
    @craigcoston2890 4 роки тому +13

    This dude is funny as hell

  • @GUITARSTUFF911
    @GUITARSTUFF911 4 роки тому +10

    Thank you for the side splitting laughs, and the tears.. Bravo!!

  • @MrSpartanicus
    @MrSpartanicus 4 роки тому +23

    “Midget working a speed bag”... I lost my shit! Lol

  • @hinasimpson834
    @hinasimpson834 4 роки тому +21

    So funny 🤣 😆 😄 😂.

  • @caseysimon6357
    @caseysimon6357 4 роки тому +50

    Trim the hedges...makes the house look bigger 😉

  • @KH-tx6lg
    @KH-tx6lg 4 роки тому +24

    Should have asked for a 'safe word' 🤣

  • @joanbowden7634
    @joanbowden7634 4 роки тому +37

    OMG! U give me $ 12.50 & I'm outta here!
    Almost spit my coffee on the floor!

  • @bonniethomas4678
    @bonniethomas4678 4 роки тому +13

    This man is great

  • @charlesmartin7347
    @charlesmartin7347 4 роки тому +11

    I almost peed my pants laughing so hard.🤪😂😂😂😄😂

  • @chadvarnell1889
    @chadvarnell1889 4 роки тому +8

    3:00 the peak joke of the bit. LOL!!!!

  • @LANaturist
    @LANaturist 4 роки тому +9

    We saw him do this routine on a Carnival ship in 2018.

  • @Redwash48
    @Redwash48 4 роки тому +13

    This dude is funny!!!

  • @MaryHernandez-lq8kq
    @MaryHernandez-lq8kq 4 роки тому +8

    That doctor is not right!
    You so funny. That is so wrong😢😂 thanks for sharing

  • @Flamerider68
    @Flamerider68 4 роки тому +10

    He's hilarious!😂😂

  • @jacquelynjohnson9489
    @jacquelynjohnson9489 4 роки тому +7

    "Cant believe not one comment", lmfao!!!!!

  • @tammygrant3477
    @tammygrant3477 4 роки тому +10

    Hilarious! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @gregchewie3059
    @gregchewie3059 4 роки тому +4

    HOLY SHIT!!! LMMFAO!! I don't usually laugh much with comedians but I swear I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself!!!

  • @billammann9807
    @billammann9807 4 роки тому +8

    Now that is a funny routine.

  • @MrBananas2011
    @MrBananas2011 4 роки тому +15

    Hilarious 😂

  • @asemastertech721
    @asemastertech721 4 роки тому +17

    That is some funny stuff. Been there done that! 4 kids were enough for me.

  • @mattward330
    @mattward330 4 роки тому +11

    Pretty damn funny good job!

  • @michellebright2450
    @michellebright2450 4 роки тому +8

    Ok Bill, I laughed loved it!!

  • @travisself2557
    @travisself2557 4 роки тому +25

    This guy is so funny!! My wife and I have been listening to him for years. Does anyone know who sings the song and the song title at the very end of this video?

  • @darleneshriver3270
    @darleneshriver3270 4 роки тому +10

    Just found this channel, early Sunday morning, needed some laughs this am!

  • @davidjanuszewski5020
    @davidjanuszewski5020 4 роки тому +6

    Thanks, very enjoyable.

  • @CHOCOLATEDADDY28
    @CHOCOLATEDADDY28 4 роки тому +5

    Dude you funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @claytonstearns8115
    @claytonstearns8115 4 роки тому +5

    Best thing I ever did. No regret cream pies.

  • @carlaaustin7223
    @carlaaustin7223 4 роки тому +12

    He does make it humorous. Never known anyone who got a vasectomy. It sounds painful and you have the potential to get her pregnant. I'd had a heart attack. I'd wanted my money back. LOL

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 4 роки тому +6

    I believe they call that a Buick

  • @stuartmarkman769
    @stuartmarkman769 4 роки тому +5

    Great story.

  • @libertywalker3473
    @libertywalker3473 4 роки тому +7

    Lol dying lol

  • @bkdj4
    @bkdj4 4 роки тому +5

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @gloveson5687
    @gloveson5687 4 роки тому +6

    It doesn't hurt.

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout 4 роки тому +6

    Funny!

  • @matthewswinehart5729
    @matthewswinehart5729 4 роки тому +5

    Funny sh!t.
    Who sings the song at the end of the clip?

  • @kristil.6770
    @kristil.6770 4 роки тому +4

    lolol..too funny Just subscribed.

  • @mattpoochi6964
    @mattpoochi6964 4 роки тому +16

    I’m a single father. I placed a box of Kleenex on my 12 year old sons nightstand. I said, Don’t make daddy pick up crusty socks on laundry day are we clear? Lol. True story

  • @terrydyer8465
    @terrydyer8465 4 роки тому +5

    Funny as hell.

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 роки тому +8

    LMAO!!

  • @carijohnson8818
    @carijohnson8818 4 роки тому +6

    Funny as hell!🤣😂🤣

  • @charlesschluessler546
    @charlesschluessler546 4 роки тому +4

    Damn funny brother.

  • @matthewwoods7368
    @matthewwoods7368 4 роки тому +4

    Does anybody know the name of the song at the end

  • @jamesheath9385
    @jamesheath9385 4 роки тому +1

    Three days after the “procedure”, your balls explode.

  • @nocheperfumada7345
    @nocheperfumada7345 4 роки тому +8

    too many commercials,what a shame

  • @47hammer
    @47hammer 4 роки тому +4

    Yes is all I have to Say..

  • @gateway8833
    @gateway8833 4 роки тому +3

    So funny

  • @rhllnm
    @rhllnm 4 роки тому +10

    It doesn't hurt. It's quick. Get 'er done, no more kids.

  • @al6347
    @al6347 4 роки тому +5

    Funny...

  • @karenfaust6972
    @karenfaust6972 4 роки тому +4

    Cooking a tbone steak

  • @robertmichels6802
    @robertmichels6802 4 роки тому +2

    lmao

  • @superdutyscaler6823
    @superdutyscaler6823 4 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrezescamilla9813
    @andrezescamilla9813 4 роки тому +2

    Funny

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 4 роки тому +3

    Why are there no comments here.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 роки тому +9

    I always love the "it's just a procedure" for a man but it is a "major operation" for a woman.. please. it doesn't matter who gets the operation.. there are major complications.. AND the vasectomy could very well "not take"... and then the woman will lose her mind and all!

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 4 роки тому +4

    🤔🤐😥😜🤣😆😎

  • @tuxedo9824
    @tuxedo9824 4 роки тому +1

    Well ... That was just stoopid ..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MDAdams72668
    @MDAdams72668 4 роки тому +6

    No chance I would ever get snipped NOPE NEVER

  • @bfarm44
    @bfarm44 4 роки тому

    Funnier than shit

  • @kregpeterman3145
    @kregpeterman3145 4 роки тому +1

    Could you have anymore fucking commercials ?

  • @beckyaul3770
    @beckyaul3770 4 роки тому +1

    '

  • @victorjeffers1993
    @victorjeffers1993 4 роки тому +8

    LMAO ! Should've told her they still have birth control pills !

  • @buellboy007
    @buellboy007 4 роки тому +1

    Mine left side not n
    Numb and mother trucker no Bueno sept 11 2003 also a day of history the day the twin towers fell the twins were snipped

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 роки тому +6

    LMAO!!