ASMR | The STRICTEST TSA Agent in the World | Airport Roleplay
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
- STOP RIGHT THERE! Random TSA Check! Well well well well well well well, looks like it's my favorite little passenger! This time we have a 0 tolerance policy so let's dive right in! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
02:55 - Toiletries
05:25 - Electronics
07:15 - Piñata
08:28 - Tokyo Disney Shirt
09:15 - Disneyland Mister Fan
10:21 - Almond Milk
11:20 - Selfie Stick
13:00 - Tokyo Jigsaw Puzzle
14:00 - Invisible Man
15:10 - Disguise Kit
16:15 - Japanese Gum
18:30 - Mini Money
19:50 - Special Badge
20:27 - Silly String
21:15 - Squishy Brain
22:15 - Review of Items
23:25 - PUNISHMENT
23:55 - Outro
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bro really threw out that kid’s inhaler
no vapes allowed haha
@@nd6274Yeah. The withdrawals they get are crazy.
@@RonaldTrumpOfficialThey act like they’re dying or something. “I can’t breathe” 😂
Bro just stated what he said 3 seconds ago
@@NoLifeWoodwhat drama queens 😤😤 like, save some attention for the rest of us
Not the hooters card😭
fr fr got me dying
That got no cranking lol 😂
That had me dead 😂🤣😂🤣
What is hooter?!
@@suvomondal3367hooters is a restaurant where the waitresses are underdressed and hot
These just hit diffrent when your zoned out cause your so tired
True
“No…no…bad passenger!”
Passenger: …🐕
Haha
You know he's good at playing these characters when they actually annoy you
I knew flying spirit was a bad idea 😞
Lmaoooo
Nooo
I Imagine he is just a criminal disguised as a TSA agent and is just taking our stuff 😂😂
The hooters card is insane
So what if I have an extremely hazardous eldritch being of pure chaos that does nothing but evil inside of my bag? I can't have fun anywhere, man.
Your name is the joke that made me a trumpet player
I had a friend who was TSA you definitely remind me of him lmao. once my expensive makeup palette almost didn’t make it on the airplane I was so nervous
Who asked
@@user-bl7ib7mv8ji asked
@@user-bl7ib7mv8jWho asked for you to exist.
@@user-bl7ib7mv8j I did
@@user-bl7ib7mv8jme
21:46. that is my brain 🧠 I have been trying to find it for years
Who asked?
POV: your a poc arriving at the airport
💀
What's a POC?
@@icyfrxst person of colour
So real
@@SuperBubbles24 oh.. 💀
Being a TSA Agent sounds awesome especially the fancy card you get with it 👍
I just got back from France and this is the most relatable video ever ❤❤😂
I haven’t watched this yet but I already know this is going to be hilarious as well as relaxing! Thank you Ryan 😊
Another HILARIOUS roleplay 😂
Using this to mentally prepare for my trip in a couple days 😂
Awesome video Ryan you play the part of a TSA Officer really well! Next time I am going through security at the airport I'm gonna have a little chuckle 🤭 thinking about this! Thank you so much Ryan for a very relaxing video! 😊💜
Love these videos man keep it up
these are my favorite keep it up Ryan!!!
I love the TSA ones, so good!
Sooo relaxing!!
Love these videos mate
When you want to relax and laugh this guy is a god
That aint being strict thats a robbery
That's poisonous. I can already feel the effects. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very funny, love it! The well well well well well had me dying
Love ur vids man keep it up! How are you not at 1 mil subs ur a pro!
nice video at 00.00 in Germany
The TSA role plays are my favorite 😂
More than 3 “wells” is diabolical
I can’t take this seriously this guy so funny
Nahh the hooters card is crazy! 😂
8:05 he got teabagged during a match cracks me up
The ASMR Ryan lore goes hard
These are my favorite videos
I love you accent for asmr!! 💜 (maybe it’s because I’m British haha)
You Are the best and funniest asmrtist😂
You have the best characters
I watched this at work and I’m not sure why “it’s uh me, Mario” had me in the mix. lol
I was gonna listen to this to sleep but ive had bad airport experiences too many times, and instead of relaxing i started to panic 😅
4:32 Feel like he just wanted to flex on us 😭
Love your videos
This made me more mad than relaxed😂
Ryan idk what this video gonna be about but its probably gonna be good any way. Keep up the good videos❤
Love that This character is back!
He got the hooters VIP pass😂
Accurate TSA interactions fr fr
TSA is back 🎉🎉
That's one handsome man! Thanks Ryan!
12:38 “I don’t wanna go Lightning McQueen on ya.” Bro what 😮
not the “kerchow” 😭 🚘 ⚡️ 12:40
the cut would be legendary
😮
Why do the characters have so much lore 😭
Can we talk about how perfect this man's hairline is? Love ya ryan ❤
Your videos help my anxiety so much thank you Ryan I luv ya
8:23 had me laughing the hardest
His tsa card is hooters😂😂
Literally the quietest airport ever
I love your vids
the hooters card lmao
We're late for flight with this one
Just about to take a nap too
It killed me when he spat out the gum 😭😭
Its 5 am. This is playing in the backround while i play read dead redemption 😅
bro has a hooters badge/tag😭
The punishment was horrifying 😭
yoooooo not the inhaler 💨
The most rage inducing asmr video I have ever watched
You posted this after I went through tsa-
Well well well
Wssssgggg brrrooooooooo thank god you posted a video 😄😄
Before 50k views
👇🏻
0:40 *Powertrip punching bag spotted! Commencing oath and rights violation*
Like Napoleon once said "there's nothing we cand do he has a hooters card"
You are literally taking half of his things away😂
Good job
He has some… convincing I.D 😅💀
🖐️ a request for Ryan to do a "top 10 favourite movies" video
Hi Brother 🤓☝️ (love ur asmr dude❤)
Itsa me Mario. In the most dramatic way lol
damn bro ur jacked 😭
I just got back from Texas a week ago
0/10 will be pressing charges against him AND Debby for : destruction of private property, unlawful confiscation, and defamation. I will be expecting at least $100,000
He reminds me of Tom cruise in this
⭐️
Stole my money and half of my belongings
Will not come back
He said his children😂😂😂😂
this pissed me off so much, i was arguing with my PHONE 😭😭 especially considering i just came back from a trip where i almost got my liquids confiscated (that i came in with and it was fine then???)
Personally, I've never been to the airport, but I already know that when I eventually do the TSA,
will be up my..... 😅
"Debra slice that in half", one detached jaw and brain damage later
Rest In Piece hooters card. Will be missed
Ah yes tsa with a hooters card
Ready to fly on Ryanair 🤞
Bro just took out his hooters card 😭
4:49 damn 😳
Deborah is so helpful
23:35 “no”
A NEW ONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😅😅 IM SO HAPPY
Today i just notest what he is hooters man
Oh no what’s next a Hooters girl