ASMR | TSA Checkpoint Goes Wrong | WORST Security Ever
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
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RANDOM TSA CHECK! Let's see what you got hiding in that big bag of yours! Don't even think for a second that you can pull some funny business! Let's get started! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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I started using skill share actually! I really like it!
im gonna click this link 1000 times
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can we just appreciate how well Ryan acts in all of these videos
dammit doc you always bring a smile to my face!
@@TheASMRRyan hey
I know!! It’s sad to see that his views are down.
@@kindabratty I agree :( he 100% deserves more :/
Definitely a drama kid
absolutely awful, just how i like it! 😌 the background noise is a nice touch, not overpowering but very immersive. killing it as always dude!
yes thank you so much! im so glad you noticed the background noise! i think it adds a lot to the immersion
@@TheASMRRyan not the hooters card!
Bro you are the only UA-camr and asmrist that can make a sponsor fun to listen and watch.
i try and make it fun for everyone! haha thank you so much i appreciate it!
Ayyy we have the same name
The hooters card made me laugh out loud. Idk why that was so funny. And us being the pilot was the plot twist of the century 😭 I really didn’t see it coming! Great video, as always!
This security isn't the worst, he's the most paranoid. He can see a weapon and a bad possibility in every little thing, he's traumatized.
PS: Wasn't expecting that plot-twist at the end.
Just like all of America which is why they set up this theatre act
@@GregLemons Traumatized
Right?, as soon as the security founded out he was the captain he switched so fast.
Yes
Went into this not expecting much, skipped ahead and within 10 seconds of watching I knew I’d finish the whole video. The dialog is very well done. Thank you for this.
so kind of you to say! thank you for sticking around!
Your videos are so amusing and relaxing at the same time!
happy to help relax and entertain you!
I love how well Ryan is he’s helped me through serious depression and anxiety and dark times literally and mentally
11:25 absolutely can’t strangle anyone with that or anything lol. Jokes aside such a tingly video for such a stressful process.
I’m getting Paul Blart : Mall Cop energy for this thumbnail and I can only assume that’s a good sign 😂😅
oh hell yeah now i gotta make a mall cop video haha
@@TheASMRRyan I think you should also team up with a British asmrtist and do a Hot Fuzz role play 😂
@@TheASMRRyan Omg yes please. I love that movie.
@@ADMASMR dude what?
I get super high and then i eat food on my UA-cam channel 😈 how can I improve?
2:02 this freeze-frame caught me so off guard 💀
Hahahah yes 😂
2:05 start of the asmr
Ryan, don't think we didn't notice the original title saying ASME... we ALWAYS notice Ryan.
But seriously, great video as always mate!
I loved the atmosphere! I was at an airport in security and I watched this WHOLE thing
this guys humor is incredible
I am so here for this. I genuinely love these videos, they always make my day and make me smile and are just generally pretty fucking amazing.
nice! im glad you like these
Ryan: rookie, hold my gum
Gum: *flops on floor*
Rookie: 👁️👄👁️
The fade into the video 😂💀
The part 1 of this video is how I found Ryan (and obviously the reason I stayed) and to see they made a part 2!!! OOOH I am so happy to have an ASM-artist like Ryan around!
The “hold my gum” part got me 😭😭😭
i love how high quality all of your videos are! you can tell so much thought gets put into each one, easily one of my fav asmr channels
:)
awwww thank you im really always trying to improve!
No matter how bad my day goes i always come to Ryan and he never fails to make me laugh and relax ❤
LMFAO the hooters gift card 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:43 *”CLANG CLANG MAXWELL’S SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD”*
some obscure, probably unknown Beatles reference.
I feel like this is ryans way of unpacking from a trip he was just on
Already know this vid gonna be 🔥
ENJOY!
BRO LITERALLY IS LVL 99 HE MAXED OUT ALL STATES ASMR ACTING COMEDY EVERYTHING!!!
Can we just appreciate how well Ryan’s acting is 🎉stupendous
"Your forhead is way too big"
Ok, that's too far Mr TSA Agent Sir.
As someone who has a flight in less than a week, I pray for good security 😂
I always get pulled aside and they never find anything 😫
Edit: it went surprisingly well
Hands down my favorite Asmrtist, been watching ever since ive stumbled upon rico in the barber shop and ever since ive found that every video ive ever watched on this Channel has been top notch❤
So relaxing! I’m glad this is the first video of yours I’ve stumbled on!
well welcome to the family! Happy you enjoyed!
Hey Ryan love your videos and roleplays
thank you! i love you!
9:08
Sir that’s a selfie stick, plus anything could be a weapon… even a piece of paper… what you never got cut by paper?
Ryan!! Happy late birthday! Also thank you so much for All the entertainment and sleepiness you’ve gave me. Thank you Ryan!
Just in time I'm about to go to sleep cheers Ryan
Cheers! ENJOY!
God this guy is so under rated
Hey ryan, i think the fact you are able to make so many characters is amazing, keep up these amazing videos
I noticed that you channeled Michael Scott when “randomly” stopping “me”. 😂
(Also, hydroflaxative 😭😂)
i always love these kind of showcase videos like your pawn shop series, so glad to see a new vid of this type :)
this was so funny😭 thank you for making me smile Ryan!🫶🏻
always and forever! happy to help!
He tried so hard not to laugh when he showed the hooters gift card badge 😂
🤣🤣😃ending was amazing "are u the captain? "
The ending was hilarious xD
Rookie - Hold my gum
I need this on a t-shirt.
these skits are too good I can't sleep because I laughed so hard 😂
What a fool. I tricked him into thinking I was the captain. Little did he know I bought that hat on wish.🤫
The "rookie hold my gum" comment was gold lol the way the gum just hit the table
HA 🤣🤣🤣
"Go ahead and take this ass and inspect it over there" 😳
That audio you posted on Apple Music was the most tingles I’ve ever gotten in my life
This officer reminds me of a toddler, he loves eating random objects
Ngl when I saw the title "TSA checkpoint goes wrong" I assumed you were going to end it with a compulsory cavity search. 🤣
This video revealed to me that I have PTS from the absolutely horrible time I had trying to get back into the United States from the Toronto Airport.
Love the sound of the gum it’s a great add on
Amazing video as always! How about an rp about you training up interns for jurrasic park? I think the vid has great potential and a lot of humor involved.
That can of whoop ass got me good
3:51 THE OFFICE REFERENCE
"It's only skin thirty" 😂 Genius
After he gave the toothbrush back I was like:
I don't want it anymore,😒
u always crack me up dude 😭 hope u have a good day, love u!!
The last time I went to the airport they did a random search on me and my bag was just filled with jelly beans. Like my carry on was literally just filled with a bunch of tiny bags of jelly beans and the lady was hardcore judging me
Heck yeah, sleepy time 😎
The moment Ryan pulled out the can of whoop ass I was dying 😂
that hooters giftcard bit is confirming it im subscribing immediately
Absolutely love the inclusion of the Supermarket book. Logics awesome
I appreciate the props in this video. I ended up buying my dad the can of whoop-ass for his birthday and he thought it was amazing
This made me way more stressed than relaxed lol
This is my favorite vid you’ve made man this one is seriously a joy
16:50 bro doesn’t know what tape does
“Rookie, hold my gum” had me dying bro 😂
Hold my gum??!!!! 😂🤣😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Loved that video!
Maybe the next Movie Actor of this century. Funny but restfully soothing for asmr.
If I ever decided to become an indie film makr or had money to make a movie I'd totally hire this guy for a comedy.
The background noice makes it so perfect
11:57 I mean if this is spirit airlines, then I probably would
“Rookie hold my gum” then that rookie caught it mid air that man is insane didnt even hit the floor
some ideas: could have blew into the tetris cartridge for some reason
could have taken a good minute on the keyboard, typing medium speed in some interesting mechanical keyboard, as it was both in theme and has great asmr value
I love your content, but did you misspell asmr by chance?
He did lol
😂😂😂
He did lol
I DID! haha thanks for the heads up! fixed it now
@@TheASMRRyan No problem, great video as always!
dude when he got the mustard bottle😂
the cleanup on isle 3 is a spamton reference from deltarune lol, nice easteregg :3
The man proceeds to do everything the security guard said
Rookie, "hold my gum". What hahaha
Bro I was almost about to pass out until he hit that “woahhhh” then I started dying
"Rookie , hold my gum" 😂
Gave me a good chuckle. You've earned a subscriber
Start is 2:06
These are my fav videos, glad he’s done another one
Well that attitude changed really quick 🤣🤣
bro if you're this good at this how do you not have 1 mil subs I am always looking for that spike in your subs yet never see it still praying for it tho
THAT PLOT TWIST THO
The noise effects he makes it’s so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The toothbrush had me dying bruh 😭😭😭
no, the ukelele makes the toxic gossip train appear
Tooth brush so satisfying
But imagine tho.. security uSiNg ur toothbrush that is just... disgusting
11:08 Leave my forehead out of this, OKAY 😭
Bro you have the nicest gaming place
Dude, excellent work! Those keyboard sounds are spot on!
I love your vids you have so much talent are your acting skills are just perfect
Ong security wants to find something we shouldn't have so badly in videos like this 😭
I ummm used that tooth brush for my toilet bowl cleaning 😃