My balance after this video: +$500 (budget) -$100 (water jar) -$200 (wood) -$0 (scratcher) -$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass) -$25 (sabers) -$20 (scissors) -$25 (horn) -$25 (mortar and pestle) -$25 (silly string) ------------------------------------- Total: -$120 & I owe him What a steal!!
You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤
Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video. One love G❤
Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff
My balance after this video:
+$500 (budget)
-$100 (water jar)
-$200 (wood)
-$0 (scratcher)
-$200 & I owe him (PRESS pass)
-$25 (sabers)
-$20 (scissors)
-$25 (horn)
-$25 (mortar and pestle)
-$25 (silly string)
-------------------------------------
Total: -$120 & I owe him
What a steal!!
Thanks for doing the math because I'm super stupid when Im tired.
@ItsJustSeb are you tired all the time?
@@O-N_V1dam, who hurt you.
@@O-N_V1 dammmmmmmmm💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️ who did u dirty👺👺👺👺
the water jar was only 5$ i thought.
0:45 that 90 degree bend is crazy
it made me laugh so hard😭
@@sushi7987me too😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Genuinely so surprised he didn’t slam his head into a real wall behind his greenscreen lol
thats a 0 degree angle......
Yo got drugs for me
Watching ryan's descent into a crime ring was an adventure.
The Ryanverse
Next video : ASMRtist Mafia boss hunts you down
😂
Glazing 😼
@@Carter17HelloI know you have a criminal record
You really deserve a much larger fan base, you seem to revolutionise roleplaying asmr every day. Your ideas are just so original and out of the blue but not just that they are so entertaining, you have a brilliant sense of humour. Please keep the content up 🙌🏻❤
Agree and you have a great sounding whispering voice
This idea isn't original but yes in general he is very original.
:0
9:17 rare ASMR Ryan f-bomb
"Unless your a child AW FFff" had me dieing
I heard it to
I always find you hilarious, not even just for ASMR but the dialogue and the wit and humor. A chuckle and a smile. thats what your videos bring 🙂
Ryan struggling putting his gloves on XD 3:22
Every video with gloves 😂
Just like oj (orange juice)
@@dr_goofy orange juice huh?🤨
@@dr_goofy They dont fit
@@Fabrissable you musta quit
15:20 Tingles so good they bend reality
True
fr
No one else gonna talk about "I got wood" 😂
😂😂😂
wrd
No diddy😂
Bros packing😏
I was looking for this comment😂😭
I love Ryan’s videos! His roleplay is amazing and he always manages to get me some sleep!❤
This is the fastest I've ever been to a video from Ryan
Same bro
omfg sameee
Same 😂
Same here
Same!! 😂
Water 3:57
Earth 5:50
Fire 8:29
Air 19:11
(earth is like dirt and rocks btw, wood would be more water bending because they can bend the water inside the tree to make it move.)
but then the fire nation attacked
Water
Earth
Cold pizza
Air
Illegal Asmr is one of my favorites! The soft spoken whisper + random triggers😊
I loved his old tingle dealer vids glad theyre back
Not even 46 seconds in and I'm already wheezing 💀
Same… it’s all over the screen😫
The back scratcher was so relaxing omgg you should totally make a video with just that tingle:3
You got weed
Bro what?
Bro went straight to the point
Dawg what 😭🙏
🤨 What😂
Yes
Terry the Tingle Dealer has really soften up over the years
Real
I am so happy when is see that you posted a new video and get so excited to goo to bed. 🛏️
Thx so much you are the best asmrest ever 🎉
Yes
“ScRaaCH, SCrAch scRACH ScraTcH SCRAth ScRACTh” on the back scratcher got me dyin laughin 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
You are seriously one of the most creative asmrtist. Especially when it comes to your roleplays you are THE goat 🐐
Thank you for this nice lil video. You’re one of my favourite ASMRtists
The freakin names for everything is killing me. The Scratchy Datchy? Brilliant. Wambo Dambos? Insane. SLEEPY DEEPIES?!
The mouth sounds at 15:25 are so relaxing. Idk how he can even do them that fast
He has practice from licking on my stick
he has been doing mouth sounds/asmr for the past 7 years
"its not sharp, so you cant hurt yourself." *5 seconds later.* "ow fu-"
5:50 uuuhhhh ok good for you?😂
bro dropped a nice F bomb 9:15💀💀💀
fr
“Unless your a child- ow fuck-…”
Ok so I'm not the only one who heard it.
@@ZoraCatonelol
The writing in these is top notch. ❤ well done man
Whenever I can't sleep i just put on an asmr Ryan video.
I kid u not ive watched every single one of this guys vids and this one is like the oddball i love it so much
"you're looking for tingles? disgusting." 😂
Please make a horror genre video with "Terry the Tingler" torturing us with the most brutal tingles
Yes
The acting is always superb ✨
Ironically I was eating cold pizza while watching this
The "quiet" got me😂
20:24 that 4th wall break is crazy
You make the most creative asmr videos fr
We need a roleplay that the fbi or police bust in to the tingle supplies
Or are the FBI and we bust in but we're corrupt so we use all the tingles infront of him
@@OllieEgan-zy9rjyea maybe
The sleeply deeply hit me hard
Petition for Ryan to bring terry back!
Hey ryan just wanted to let you know that the video is amazing (as usual) and i have 1 advice: whenever you make any "illeagal" video please use a night themed background as it matches the theme of the video.
One love G❤
Love your role plays. If you don’t mind some ideas for topics - doctor who handles criminal patients, picking glass out of the face, digging out bullet wounds - spaceport traffic controller - in rocket getting ready for takeoff
Let's go Terry the goat is back
ur tingel dealer vids are the best, this gonne be great.
He has added 3 hours of sleep now i have 3 hours of sleep a night
One of your best videos recently. Hillarious!
0:45 love how he tried to dodge my line of sight like a bullet 😂
Ryan dodged under I'm here laughing at this good solid 20 mins 🤣 keep up the good work ryan
12:36 STOP ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE J-LO SLANDER? LITERALLY LOVE U ❤❤
Great video Ryan
Ahh Yes.Something To Fall Asleep To After Going To See Spider-Man 2 (In theaters) And Coming Back At 10:31Am
9:12 first time hearing Ryan swear, and it's the funniest thing ever
Excellent thumbnail! ✨🌟✨
Oatmeal for the dog 😂😂😂😂
Bro gave me tingles in 4 different languages
I have that exact same back scratcher!
A family member of mine has that same back scratcher too!
bro i need a full vid of the back scratcher. that would be fire 🔥
Never seen a man so excited about a slice of cold pizza 😂 thanks for another video Ryan
Your profile pic is very disturbing to me
I feel like this is the terry the tingle dealers origin story
" I got wood " ASMR Ryan 2024-
Ayo we got a agent smith here at 0:46 😂
I love how he does the steven he duck at the beginning.
This feels like Blackmarket Blues Clues and I love it. 😅😆
I love all the wood jokes it’s hilarious
i think its safe to say that the tingle dealer is back and selling you more illegal tingles🤣
NO the betrayal at the. End! 26:42
YAYY NEW VIDEO
0:48 that 360 no scope
He should make a full series on this
This is jst what I needed man !
never skip a ryan video
Charisma town ❤😂
He wasn't lying. That big nice wood really is good.
9:18 bro couldn’t stop himself
Love your asmr game
Your first sub
I love your videos ryan
UNDERATED ASMR IST RIGHT HERE
watching this as my plug is 2 weeks late and ghosting me abt my order 😭
the scissors part had me so worried for his safety ngl.
I just woke up 16m in i fell asleep lol😂
The horn sent me 😂😂😂
“ FREEZE! TINGLE POLICE!”👮♂️
Very fun one 😊
9:16 Ryan drops the f bomb
Made another banger🔥
Hey Ryan love the video👍
I love your videos!!!!!!!
Watching this while going into labor
The zoom ins LOL
911: 911 what's your emergency?
ME: HE IS TINGLING MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
why does every asmr video begin with the person not noticing you and then being surprised to see you
0:48 Nice sniper dodge bro
That was some really good intentionally bad acting. There's definitely an art to the delivery.
The little pink monster behind him is a graffiti painting in Chicago, I only know that because I went last summer
Hollywood is really missing a main character for a movie
Under 24 hours gang
Drugs ❎
Tingles ✅
I got tingles
It’s crazy that ASMR is so good that the government had to exterminate it 😢
The shade to J-Lo was wild