'Russiagate' has devolved into a real estate case. Full episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqs_3... Tour dates: www.timdilloncomedy.com/ Bonus episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
@@felixramos1608no dude....that's not what happened. The judge said he lied about the value of his properties to get a loan. He paid back the loan too so......
@davidm2031 Politics is a dirty business. If he or anybody else doesn't like it he can get out of the kitchen. He came in talking s*** to everybody and everyone. And now they've shut him down as a business man
If you steal $999 worth of retail stock in New York it's a misdemeanor. If you overinflate the value of your property (he didn't to the degree they claim he did) to get a loan from a bank (who doesn't do their due diligence to verify you're telling the truth) and pay that loan back (with interest) you get tried in a kangaroo court.
You had to bend yourself in so many pretzels to make that statement, it's parody. If you inflate your numbers to get a loan, it's bank fraud. If you shrink your numbers to lower your tax bill, it's tax fraud. He tripled the square footage of his apartment, in NYC. He's a tax cheat and he's not that smart, now New York will take what is theirs.
Put this guy on the news everyday. So funny and he actually gives valid points across all sides. I’m in Canada so Trump and the USA daily news is pure entertainment for us up here.
@@HH66997coming to you from the future. hes beating biden in every poll right now. also just won all 99 counties with a landslide in the iowan caucus, which is not only historic, but unheard of. oof. this comment will continue to age like milk
I live in a pretty liberal area along the shores of a Great Lake, a friend of ours had one of their sons dragged into the office at school and essentially interrogated because he was in a tik tok with a bunch of other white kids rapping, covering a song that had the N word in it, not on school grounds, nothing to do with the school, but a parent affiliated with one of the kids ratted on them to THE SCHOOL and they involved themselves. My wife is telling me this and I’m look, enjoy the end, Tim is basically describing something that actually happened in a similar fashion that I can speak to. Wild.
This happened bc we tried to be nice. Nowhere else is there a word that one skin tone says all day long and calls themselves, but if a select skin tone says it you can lose your job and kids lives affected etc. This is completely ridiculous. We've made a big mistake. 6% of the population are black males. They commit 60% of the murder. I don't give a shit what any of them want me to not say. You are scum and I don't want you around me is how I feel about them. Stop babying the biggest group of crybabies to exist. Useless people.
I’d pay money to see Tim Dillon be a judge that’s throws out this indictment in the Supreme Court and this is his sarcastic response to the prosecution. Imagine going from this guy is the second the hitler to this guy sold his house to make a profit.
That’s not “all the came up with”, Tim. There are 92 counts and that’s the least of all of them. Hell, it isn’t even a criminal trial, it’s a civil trial. 😅
@@3rdman216- Are you a serious? I had the first comment, I was expecting some acknowledgment. Why didn’t you say, I am the first? I commented that as the first comment because I expected someone to acknowledge it as the first unexpectedly. You seriously put that? How would you like it if I said there are no replies to comments at the moment? I seriously don’t care, I just don’t know why you ruined it for both of us. You had the first reply to the first comment AND the first reply for this video. I couldn’t care less but you fxcked it. SMH. Bro, edit it now!!! We were seriously first. It’ll say edited but we can leave a note at the bottom explaining why. Whatever, it’s your loss. I’m a grown ass man, I don’t need first or acknowledgement from anyone. You can edit it or not, I don’t expect you too, I never expect anything from anyone, I’m just saying you should, you’ll probably never have first again. Some of my family and most of my closest friends will believe me anyway. They know I’m humble. They’ll hit like too. Oh yeah btw, one of my cousins friends lives right around the corner from a mad government trained hacker (he can have a full conversation in just emoji icons and everything), when he sees what you put in the reply, he’ll probably get his mate to go up a few blocks to the next suburb right around the corner and arrange to hack YT to delete your reply anyway no sweat. Oh yeah, he’s not properly trained, he has a learning disability so heads up, it might mess with your account and stuff. Just wanted to say sorry if that happens.
@@Joe-sg9ll- Oh yeah, thanks man, I appreciate it. I wasn’t up trying. The other guy replying, what’s he going on about? A bit lost or maybe it hasn’t sunken in that he got first reply. It’s second really but I say first to be polite. Anyhow, thanks again and just so you know I’m hitting ‘Like’ on your reply.
it’s not just “inflating the price of their assets to get loans” the issue is…..at the same time he is deflating the price of that same asset for TAX EVASION. So just because you scream “all billionaires do this” doesn’t make it right.
If this is the law they have to use to get this wannabe dictator off the ballot. I’m ok with how petty it is. And republicans…. Please keep on the impeachment/hunter biden. Get Biden to drop out and I’ll be happy
If you say your asset is worth all these millions. Please let him update his tax returns and pay the property taxes at their newly appraised rates….see what the president says then
also, how is it even possible by law, to tell someone what is the value of someone’s property :D:D even if Trump wanted to sell/rent his place for a billion, how can someone in democratic FREE MARKET country stop him from doing that :D:D if the buyer/renter feels like what he’s buying/renting is too expensive, he can always walk away from the deal :D how the fuck is this even legally approachable in US :D:D
He didn't, the point of the joke is that fucking kids should be a completely apolitical issue, and the fact that people routinely draw party lines over that story is hilarious. They are literally arguing about who's pedophile is worse, and frankly if that's the battleground you want to pick, backing Bill fucking Clinton is pretty stupid, isn't it?
Damn grifting for trump. Thats a new low. Man dude i used to wait for your shows like a kid waits for santa. Then you wouldnt shut up about beating women, had that terrible netflix special and forced Ben out. It really is sad. I hope your pleased with your station in lifeTim, because from where i sit its kind of sad man. You always seemed like such a cool guy when you were not in character i hope that hasn't changed.
It's not enough to say "and there's plenty of reason not to like Trump and not have him back in office", you will still say Tim is grifting for him. That's how blinding the venom of politics alters your perspective. Only if he's ragging on Trump does Tim gain your approval. But because he points out something true it triggers your whole being to write some inane pontification that Tim has changed. Tim has been the same Tim you failed to see because he made fun of conservatives once thinking he was on your side and not a centrist. Pointing out the hypocrisy of the media (which is exactly what this bit was about), not about supporting Trump. So you've misread the whole bit. And is exactly why it's funny. Because it's true. You might have a problem with it because you might think they're actually valid arguments against Trump. That's the only reason you could be mad at this. That it ruins your MSNBC talking points online. That it makes you feel a little silly.
Tim, you're right about all developers doing that, but selling and buying commercial or private property is when are the federal government's biggest business. These developers can always get away with doing this until the government Karma wants to bring them down for something else.
Mar-a-Lago is only worth the price of a double wide in Arkansas, well, says the Judge.
They evaluated the price of marilago by his only evaluation that he claimed on his taxes 😅 his own evaluation on his own taxes
150-200k here in Austin lol
@@felixramos1608no dude....that's not what happened. The judge said he lied about the value of his properties to get a loan. He paid back the loan too so......
@davidm2031 Politics is a dirty business. If he or anybody else doesn't like it he can get out of the kitchen.
He came in talking s*** to everybody and everyone. And now they've shut him down as a business man
@@felixramos1608 He's still the highest funded republican candidate I'd say business is going strong.
If you steal $999 worth of retail stock in New York it's a misdemeanor. If you overinflate the value of your property (he didn't to the degree they claim he did) to get a loan from a bank (who doesn't do their due diligence to verify you're telling the truth) and pay that loan back (with interest) you get tried in a kangaroo court.
Exactly! And moreover the job of the banks was to agree or disagree with his assessment! And they have agreed and were fully payed back!
You had to bend yourself in so many pretzels to make that statement, it's parody.
If you inflate your numbers to get a loan, it's bank fraud. If you shrink your numbers to lower your tax bill, it's tax fraud.
He tripled the square footage of his apartment, in NYC. He's a tax cheat and he's not that smart, now New York will take what is theirs.
Tim is my favorite Thanksgiving Day float. Have a great one, turkeys!
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UA-cam put a Jan 6th context note on this video and that’s just fucking great good job UA-cam pull the matrix back into my eyes
Wikipedia has metastasized into a social cancer.
Thanks for the "context" youtube. I feel so informed now
And now we get to hear from Tim, the ultimate expert on Real Estate Fake Business
He learned from the best, Aunt Dillon!
I am a real estate appraiser. Tim's assessment of how homeowners talk to appraisers about their homes is SPOT ON!
I become a bigger Tim Dillon fan everyday.
When you live in times when corporations control what is considered truth, life in the big city folks, life in the big city
*sips red wine with ice from a Big Gulp cup*
This bit had me in tears when I heard it
You think this is funny ?
@@vgbclean I know it’s funny
I gotta admit, I'm as shocked as anyone the goodest boy in politics turned out to be Donald Trump.
Huh lol 😂 um sure
@@CoffeeTechyeah let’s just ignore Clinton flying 37 times to Epstein’s island “Huh lol” you know absolutely nothing at all sheep
Put this guy on the news everyday. So funny and he actually gives valid points across all sides. I’m in Canada so Trump and the USA daily news is pure entertainment for us up here.
Yeah...ignore the major issues in Canada?
@@muttsnuts5849 no problems here ! ( Trudeau is holding my family hostage )
It was entertaining at first, now it’s infuriating most of us. Btw, your prime minister is much more of a clown show than anything happening here.
But you’re in Canada which is pure entertainment for us.
It's a Real Knife Fight down here.
Jan6th videos prove that was even bullshit 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
A lovely guided tour! Come'on in patriots!
All your lefty friends/fans are going to go off the rails when they see your reasoning
No, not really. The MAGA's are the book burning, free speech banning snowflakes in most situations.
Tim saved himself by not pointing out that Trumps appraisal wasn’t inflated, it was accurate
I'm laughing that they want to pick a fight with him in real estate, that's peak neolib shit right there.
@@coreygolpheneee the us is a communist country now? WTF does that comment even mean
VOTING TRUMP !!!!
He ain’t winning b I t c h
@@HH66997coming to you from the future. hes beating biden in every poll right now. also just won all 99 counties with a landslide in the iowan caucus, which is not only historic, but unheard of. oof. this comment will continue to age like milk
i was worried for a second but youtube brought the context out so my little mind can be at ease 😂
Happy Thanksgiving Tim 🦃🇺🇲🤟
Did you really kill Ben Tim? Its ok, we won't say anything.. Its just that he is gone and his family is growing concerned
IT DOESN'T HAVE A BREAKFAST NOOK!
I live in a pretty liberal area along the shores of a Great Lake, a friend of ours had one of their sons dragged into the office at school and essentially interrogated because he was in a tik tok with a bunch of other white kids rapping, covering a song that had the N word in it, not on school grounds, nothing to do with the school, but a parent affiliated with one of the kids ratted on them to THE SCHOOL and they involved themselves. My wife is telling me this and I’m look, enjoy the end, Tim is basically describing something that actually happened in a similar fashion that I can speak to. Wild.
This happened bc we tried to be nice. Nowhere else is there a word that one skin tone says all day long and calls themselves, but if a select skin tone says it you can lose your job and kids lives affected etc. This is completely ridiculous. We've made a big mistake. 6% of the population are black males. They commit 60% of the murder. I don't give a shit what any of them want me to not say. You are scum and I don't want you around me is how I feel about them.
Stop babying the biggest group of crybabies to exist. Useless people.
That’s what they get. What’s up with white kids acting black? So lame
Schools r basically social media police, it’s the reason I had to drop out
This...is..GOLD
We wish him well
Tim taps his mortgage broker background
One allegation is federal and the other is local
I stole this skit thanks for making me popular at thanksgiving
I lied about my condo. How come the bank ask more quesitons?
Truth
Thank you for being funny
Top rant 😆 😅
Did you and the cat have to share a trailer?
Tim Dillon is a treasure to the nation
Let’s see Enrogon, Greenfield and Tishy’s loan & CC applications. I’m curious.
How is the context January 6th?
Yes he did lie..... I guess. His properties are worth way more than he said. So technically, he "lied" 😂😂😂
I’d pay money to see Tim Dillon be a judge that’s throws out this indictment in the Supreme Court and this is his sarcastic response to the prosecution. Imagine going from this guy is the second the hitler to this guy sold his house to make a profit.
Real estate is at an all time high yet we’re sitting here saying his property didn’t gain value over that same time period lol
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2024!
Some pretty egregious defelction on Tim's part here - its embarrassing. Just tell us where Ben's body is. His wife deserves to know, man.
That’s not “all the came up with”, Tim. There are 92 counts and that’s the least of all of them. Hell, it isn’t even a criminal trial, it’s a civil trial. 😅
It's all garbage lol. Keep hopin'!
Trump 2024
Theres reasons to not wanting Donald Trump back as a president.
1. you are tim dillon and running for california governor
2.yo are deepstate
Today I'm thankful for Tim Dillon.. a gay new York liberal .. who gets it ..
good thing they added context to this video
This dude pleasantly reminds me of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and Colbert Report before they went to shit
😂😂
Negative his house is worth way more 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅#trump2024
Fall in line with Rogan
Sounds like the republicans and Hunters laptop lol
Biden being dragged through NY courts coz of that? Moron
Did you know Kevin spacey and Clinton were good friends, at least during house of cards?
Insane
Donald Trump & Mary Poppins in a PulpFiction basement scene fantasy, is how I start my days. 👍
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@@3rdman216- Are you a serious? I had the first comment, I was expecting some acknowledgment. Why didn’t you say, I am the first?
I commented that as the first comment because I expected someone to acknowledge it as the first unexpectedly.
You seriously put that? How would you like it if I said there are no replies to comments at the moment? I seriously don’t care, I just don’t know why you ruined it for both of us.
You had the first reply to the first comment AND the first reply for this video. I couldn’t care less but you fxcked it. SMH.
Bro, edit it now!!! We were seriously first. It’ll say edited but we can leave a note at the bottom explaining why.
Whatever, it’s your loss. I’m a grown ass man, I don’t need first or acknowledgement from anyone. You can edit it or not, I don’t expect you too, I never expect anything from anyone, I’m just saying you should, you’ll probably never have first again. Some of my family and most of my closest friends will believe me anyway. They know I’m humble. They’ll hit like too.
Oh yeah btw, one of my cousins friends lives right around the corner from a mad government trained hacker (he can have a full conversation in just emoji icons and everything), when he sees what you put in the reply, he’ll probably get his mate to go up a few blocks to the next suburb right around the corner and arrange to hack YT to delete your reply anyway no sweat. Oh yeah, he’s not properly trained, he has a learning disability so heads up, it might mess with your account and stuff. Just wanted to say sorry if that happens.
@@Joe-sg9ll- Oh yeah, thanks man, I appreciate it. I wasn’t up trying. The other guy replying, what’s he going on about? A bit lost or maybe it hasn’t sunken in that he got first reply. It’s second really but I say first to be polite. Anyhow, thanks again and just so you know I’m hitting ‘Like’ on your reply.
folks, let’s be frank, what do we wish him?
Well AF
Cut the mic on fake Ben in the background.
Bring back ben!
I love how UA-cam promotes January 6th "info" if there's even a hint of a defense of Trump,,,, for ANYTHING...
it’s not just “inflating the price of their assets to get loans” the issue is…..at the same time he is deflating the price of that same asset for TAX EVASION. So just because you scream “all billionaires do this” doesn’t make it right.
If this is the law they have to use to get this wannabe dictator off the ballot. I’m ok with how petty it is. And republicans…. Please keep on the impeachment/hunter biden. Get Biden to drop out and I’ll be happy
If you say your asset is worth all these millions. Please let him update his tax returns and pay the property taxes at their newly appraised rates….see what the president says then
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also, how is it even possible by law, to tell someone what is the value of someone’s property :D:D even if Trump wanted to sell/rent his place for a billion, how can someone in democratic FREE MARKET country stop him from doing that :D:D if the buyer/renter feels like what he’s buying/renting is too expensive, he can always walk away from the deal :D how the fuck is this even legally approachable in US :D:D
Why did Tim completely ignore that Trump was close with Epstein too? 🧐
You are ignoring the fact that Trump had a falling out with Epstein many years ago.
Plus, what does Epstein have to do with this?
Met him in the 1990s and then banned him from Mara lago = close.
He didn't, the point of the joke is that fucking kids should be a completely apolitical issue, and the fact that people routinely draw party lines over that story is hilarious. They are literally arguing about who's pedophile is worse, and frankly if that's the battleground you want to pick, backing Bill fucking Clinton is pretty stupid, isn't it?
@@futurereflections4097bro thought he had a gotcha moment
Damn grifting for trump. Thats a new low. Man dude i used to wait for your shows like a kid waits for santa. Then you wouldnt shut up about beating women, had that terrible netflix special and forced Ben out. It really is sad. I hope your pleased with your station in lifeTim, because from where i sit its kind of sad man. You always seemed like such a cool guy when you were not in character i hope that hasn't changed.
Nothings lower than being a democrat these days
Tim just tells it like he sees it
It’s insane to me living in a world with so many pathetic government toolbags that actually believe in this left vs right dichotomy.
Nothing is lower than voting democrat
It's not enough to say "and there's plenty of reason not to like Trump and not have him back in office", you will still say Tim is grifting for him. That's how blinding the venom of politics alters your perspective. Only if he's ragging on Trump does Tim gain your approval. But because he points out something true it triggers your whole being to write some inane pontification that Tim has changed. Tim has been the same Tim you failed to see because he made fun of conservatives once thinking he was on your side and not a centrist. Pointing out the hypocrisy of the media (which is exactly what this bit was about), not about supporting Trump. So you've misread the whole bit. And is exactly why it's funny. Because it's true. You might have a problem with it because you might think they're actually valid arguments against Trump. That's the only reason you could be mad at this. That it ruins your MSNBC talking points online. That it makes you feel a little silly.
Tim, you're right about all developers doing that, but selling and buying commercial or private property is when are the federal government's biggest business. These developers can always get away with doing this until the government Karma wants to bring them down for something else.
Where's the crime? You think this is a problem in the country right now? Give me a break lol
Ben isnt as essential to the show as people make it out to be
They don’t know when to laugh without Ben’s laugh track so basic bitch sitcom watchers
Ben fanboys are cringe, most people dont care hes gone. Get over it
TRUMP 2024
Yo momma 2024