We get a lot of people walking around in roads where I'm at, people used to move to the side of the road when cars came by, now they just keep walking in the road. Total psychos, very GTA npc-like, but I'm not allowed to plow into them
I love the gta v npc bit because it’s so bloody accurate. If you dare to walk into the middle of the city in Melbourne you get countless idiots in this mindset, oblivious to others and acting like “main characters” in their life.
Holy cow. The mad lad gaslit me. I'm watching him going into the final boss blind with one minute left in the video, wondering how he's going to screw it up, and he crushes it in one hand! 😂
Ive been watching all your balatro video and also learning a bit since I've started playing myself recently. Thanks for putting these videos out! Theyre very entertaining :)
Pears are one of the best cooked fruits. Pears cooked in brown butter over ice cream? I think pears become more of a specialty fruit, someone just needs to cultivate the honeycrisp for pears and they will go to the moon
Im about the same age as NL, knew of him and seen bits of clips of his for years. But this year I've started watching more regularly and I've realized I'm hearing most of his content and bits at least 3 times. Once on the live stream, once on the librarian's channel, and finally on the youtube. The bits have to be pretty good if I can hear them 3 times and still laugh right?
I don't come to NL for the high level gameplay, I come to NL for the dose of normalcy that's missing from the internet for the past decade and a half or so.
NLs toilet discourse is so detritus. The button size relates to amount of water, therefore big button for poop cause it needs more water. Little button for wee for less water. Yes we could return to one button if you want to waste water every time you take a piss. Man has clearly never lived through a drought.
We’re NL guys, of course we comment with a generic format as soon as the video releases in order to increase our odds of gaining artificial validation
+arbitrary number
+artifial invalidation for you
-big arbitrary number
The comment was half shown, and I really thought it was going to end with “in order to increment our trousers.”
wait no guys he cracked it
LocalThunk has
1) Ambiguous Verbiage
2) 24 hours to respond
Jordan Belfort selling product to someone with food on their face:
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
8:40 Kings right hand man explaining to king why there's no jester to entertain him
We’re mall guys, of course we act like GTA V NPCs when we exit the premises
We get a lot of people walking around in roads where I'm at, people used to move to the side of the road when cars came by, now they just keep walking in the road. Total psychos, very GTA npc-like, but I'm not allowed to plow into them
@@Kryptnytsociopathy is growing in people clearly, they dont think about others around them :(
I love the gta v npc bit because it’s so bloody accurate. If you dare to walk into the middle of the city in Melbourne you get countless idiots in this mindset, oblivious to others and acting like “main characters” in their life.
The design book, the door rant, the pear rant. The daughter wanting a cookie. I've heard this before. This must be old.
this video came from a stream on May 13th, 2024
Not taking dna with 2 brain storms and Mime with steels set in your deck and popcorn at plus 4 mult is wild
49:04 DNA with two Brainstorms would have gone so wild, Popcorn does nothing :(
Turned me into a type A chatter. Im 32 with a wife and two kids
@@MrShotgunJake thank you for providing normal guy representation for type A
we’re balatro guys of course we take the first napkin
+9
55:04 me when I'm a chinese warlord but I haven't read The Art of War
you say two napkins have never held this much value but a lot of my napkins end up holding 220,000 terabytes worth of genetic information
Gross but still +2
TMI but also good bit good bit
Great concept. Flawless execution. +2
As if your genetic information has any value. (Sorry i didnt mean it sorry bro)
soooo true sister
40:44 me when I invent the letter W
+2
+2
48:10 me when I check all the pant pockets at goodwill
25:21 me when someone asks what my favorite chief keef song is
the dna skip with two brainstorms in hand is crazy
Especially with a polychrome steel ace in deck.
And essentially an open joker spot. Oh NL
@@pyramear5414 don't forget the blue seal
25:16 it went really well with the music
49:16 me when David Copperfield makes the statue of liberty disappear
18:36 - my sentient golf ball giving me tips on how to get out of the woods
+2
42:40 DUUUDE he is spitting
We're Balatro guys, of course we slash marker
Cool pfp
Holy cow. The mad lad gaslit me. I'm watching him going into the final boss blind with one minute left in the video, wondering how he's going to screw it up, and he crushes it in one hand! 😂
the dna skip with 2 brainstorm jokers was outrageous but great video as always
Ive been watching all your balatro video and also learning a bit since I've started playing myself recently. Thanks for putting these videos out! Theyre very entertaining :)
Those last 10 seconds of the video were slowly built over the almost hour of this video. Very satisfying
I love when NL has two napkins and doesn't take DNA, after which he immediately sells popcorn so would have had the space easily.
23:02 I love these moments so much
Used to be a huge classics nerd, that sulla reforms joke at 10:21 took me completely by sunrise
by sunrise is a great film, I love Ethan Hawke
28:53 Old Spice ad into Darth Vader quote
Young Anakin voice: "now THIS is shitposting"
Northernlion if he was in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
+2 good reference
>These jokers are gone
ignores both buffoon packs
never change
Glass Onion 2 be like:
48:10 when my friend gives me a certain proposition:
Some fantastic takes in this one
50:20 his vibrato
Pears are one of the best cooked fruits. Pears cooked in brown butter over ice cream? I think pears become more of a specialty fruit, someone just needs to cultivate the honeycrisp for pears and they will go to the moon
43:37 A deployed soldier after they come home and decide to continue watching their favorite streamer play another Issac run
Circa 2022
45:07 Me on the set of Ben-Hur.
Awesome run, above average episode
him not knowing the PEMDAS of steel cards and mult jokers hurts the soul
We're balatro guys, of course we swear off one of the best jokers in the game because it only gets us to anti 12
Me when I'm in the mall bathroom and they forgot to restock the toilet paper:
41:42 No, it does. I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.
43:02
Stallone trying to figure out the seashells.
bro took his wife to the mall
bro left a comment
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563bro replied to a comment
wifepilled malltaker
The toilet rant reminded me of the 3 Seashell scene in [insert movie I forgot the title of]
[Demolition Man]
@@DFGdanger THANKS!
“This is a face card deck” says NL after rolling a deck with 1 more face card than a normal deck
We're Balatro guys, of course we comment that we're Balatro guys
2:47 he didn't even have to look at the screen to know it broke, his psychic powers told him
49:45 is top 5 rants of all time
What a run, the vibes were great
we're guys of course we use 2 napkins
37:12 me when i don't pick Aye to join my soccer team but i do pick Eugene
Greatest square joker of all time!?!?
10:14 - me when my hoarder father tries to convince me he was gonna take up golf one day but his apartment is way too cluttered
Funny valentine:
I was looking for this kind of comment lol
We’re balatro guys, of course we actually enjoyed when NL played Abiotic Factor and are secretly waiting for him to play it again
This felt like a very combative episode of NL plays funny card game.
NORMAN DOORS MENTIONED ‼‼‼
He was on one here and it was great.
Im about the same age as NL, knew of him and seen bits of clips of his for years. But this year I've started watching more regularly and I've realized I'm hearing most of his content and bits at least 3 times. Once on the live stream, once on the librarian's channel, and finally on the youtube. The bits have to be pretty good if I can hear them 3 times and still laugh right?
Honeless people when they hear "It costs money to go outside."
It's impressive how long that first game went on for!
On the topic of napkins having value, some English convicts were shipped off to Australia for the crime of stealing a napkin.
40:00 thank god he had 20 mult to add on top of the 513 mult otherwise he could have lost...
Holy +2 to 24:00.
I don't come to NL for the high level gameplay, I come to NL for the dose of normalcy that's missing from the internet for the past decade and a half or so.
49:39 should be a short but it's too long for that 🤣
51:56 what happened here? he was playing with an xbox controller all along?
3 four of a kinds on ante 2 is kinda crazy I gotta start walking like a GTA V npc
Correlation coefficient mentioned!!!
He only asked k8 what the joke was in the car home to see if it was good enough for her to remember
hi tomo
We are Balatro guys, ofc we get the best endless setup but wait till ante 7 to commit to it
You take this stuff way too personally man.
NLs toilet discourse is so detritus. The button size relates to amount of water, therefore big button for poop cause it needs more water. Little button for wee for less water. Yes we could return to one button if you want to waste water every time you take a piss. Man has clearly never lived through a drought.
3:07 what even is that accent he's doing its so funny
We're localthunk guys, of course we use ambiguous verbiage to gaslight our audience.
NL guys when they are NL guys : "we're nl guys, of course we"
12:08 any reason he didn't go for the flush house?
The first run had rotten banana vibes
Hold on…. He might be learning
Am I insane, or did he already do this exact rant at 50:00 verbatim a few weeks ago??
We're NorthernLion guys, of course we make fun of chatters for telling us optimal plays because we play for fun, then ask chat to do the math for us.
I rate this video 5/kind
NL my man ..chill some us watch you before sleep xD
Me when I sign Lionel Messi:
that 1 steel card was 40 steel cards?
commenting for engagement :) thanks for years of entertainment
Me when i shit gold
Any sap in your future?
Day 1 of asking Northernlion to play Eclipse Breaker
I'm scared to be first time chatter. I'll say something stupid and get rolled
21:38 who else blinked
True for the door, but people don't have common sense anymore so everything needs instructions and have multiple options.
1 in 8 chance huh
Me when I see napkin prices skyrocket on the stock marker
…
The ambiguous wording is the only thing that annoys me about Balatro. It is kind of expected in rougelikes though.
Me when I’m son or we’re guys daughter
hello