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  • @SK_1982
    @SK_1982 4 роки тому +4524

    The text at 7:10 is Big5 encoding misinterpreted as Windows-1252. It reads "我發現一 隻大豬了!! 在哪裡....?在哪裡.......? 不就正在電腦螢幕前嗎??" Which translates to "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"
    Edit: other translations - I'm not super familiar with taiwanese slang, so I've done my best in translating these; most of them are mandarin chinese trash talking
    0:36 - the text says "美女拳" which literally translates to "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game." This appears to refer to Honey Peach, a rock-paper-scissors strip game developed by Tawainese company Sachen for the NES
    3:15 - the title says "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" again
    3:15 - The dialog box says "Hey! You've been working hard! Let's relax and play a finger-guessing game! If you guess right then I'll let you see the beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I won't touch your computer or your data! Now go have fun and play! Make sure not to get a nosebleed!" (Nosebleeds commonly represent arousal in anime)
    3:15 - The three buttons say "I pick rock!", "I pick scissors!", and "I pick paper!"
    3:37 - the text says "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    3:39 - "You are so bad! Call your great aunt, let her think about letting you play" (I'm not sure about this translation, the chinese is "遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!")
    3:41 - "Damn it! To think that I would lose to this fucking kid!" (The actual word used here is "stinky" (臭) not "fucking" but "fucking" sounds better)
    3:43 - the dialog box says "Huh! Guess again with me! Let's see how long you are lucky! If you guess right? I'll let you see more beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I'll never touch your precious computer or data! Now go have fun and play! Remember to wipe your nosebleed!"
    3:54 - "Go back and suckle milk! Inexperienced boy!" (This is trash talking the inexperience of the user)
    3:56 - "So infuriating! How is your luck so good?"
    3:57 - the dialog box says "Not easy! Beating two levels! This time I'm going to make you eat and walk! Can you? If you win! There are more eye-rubbing beauties--don't stare like a pair of dead fish eyes! Dry the saliva hanging from the corner of your mouth! Don't wear that big idiot look!" (I'm not sure about the "I'm going to make you eat and walk!" part, the chinese is "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!")
    4:15 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:16 - "Hello?! Are you sleeping????"
    4:18 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:20 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:22 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:23 - "Hey! Are you cheating?!"
    4:25 - "Hey! You've gone through all of them! Nice work! Take it easy! Get ready to see the beauties! Don't worry! I would never touch your precious computer and data! Now go have fun and watch the images! Be careful not to spray your nosebleed everywhere!"
    4:34 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:36 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:37 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:38 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:39 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:40 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:41 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:42 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:44 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)
    4:45 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:46 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:46 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:47 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:48 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:49 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:50 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:51 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:52 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    4:53 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:54 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:55 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)
    4:56 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    4:57 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    5:01 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    5:02 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    5:03 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    5:05 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
    5:06 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
    there are a couple more here that I don't feel like translating. they're just repeats of above
    5:12 - "Crap! That last guess doesn't count!"
    7:10 - "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

    • @manny_bass865
      @manny_bass865 4 роки тому +288

      I scrolled down so far looking for a translation lol. Thank you good sir

    • @LucaDAmico91
      @LucaDAmico91 4 роки тому +53

      Can you traslate the text in the "game" window? Many tanks

    • @SK_1982
      @SK_1982 4 роки тому +139

      @@LucaDAmico91 I'm not super familiar with taiwanese slang, so I've done my best in translating these; most of them are mandarin chinese trash talking
      0:36 - the text says "美女拳" which roughly translates to "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game"
      3:15 - the title says "Beautiful woman finger-guessing game" again
      3:15 - The dialog box says "Hey! You've been working hard! Let's relax and play a finger-guessing game! If you guess right then I'll let you see the beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I won't touch your computer or your data! Now go have fun and play! Make sure not to get a nosebleed!" (Nosebleeds commonly represent arousal in anime)
      3:15 - The three buttons say "I pick rock!", "I pick scissors!", and "I pick paper!"
      3:37 - the text says "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      3:39 - "You are so bad! Call your great aunt, let her think about letting you play" (I'm not sure about this translation, the chinese is "遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!")
      3:41 - "Damn it! To think that I would lose to this fucking kid!" (The actual word used here is "stinky" (臭) not "fucking" but "fucking" sounds better)
      3:43 - the dialog box says "Huh! Guess again with me! Let's see how long you are lucky! If you guess right? I'll let you see more beauties! If you guess wrong? Don't worry! I'll never touch your precious computer or data! Now go have fun and play! Remember to wipe your nosebleed!"
      3:54 - "Go back and suckle milk! Inexperienced boy!" (This is trash talking the inexperience of the user)
      3:56 - "So infuriating! How is your luck so good?"
      3:57 - the dialog box says "Not easy! Beating two levels! This time I'm going to make you eat and walk! Can you? If you win! There are more eye-rubbing beauties--don't stare like a pair of dead fish eyes! Dry the saliva hanging from the corner of your mouth! Don't wear that big idiot look!" (I'm not sure about the "I'm going to make you eat and walk!" part, the chinese is "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!")
      4:15 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:16 - "Hello?! Are you sleeping????"
      4:18 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:20 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:22 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:23 - "Hey! Are you cheating?!"
      4:25 - "Hey! You've gone through all of them! Nice work! Take it easy! Get ready to see the beauties! Don't worry! I would never touch your precious computer and data! Now go have fun and watch the images! Be careful not to spray your nosebleed everywhere!"
      4:34 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:36 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:37 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:38 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:39 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:40 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:41 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:42 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:44 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)
      4:45 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:46 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:46 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:47 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:48 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:49 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:50 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:51 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:52 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      4:53 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:54 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:55 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!" (both dialog boxes say this)
      4:56 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      4:57 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      5:01 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      5:02 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      5:03 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      5:05 - "What the hell is going on! A tie! Guess again!"
      5:06 - "Hey! I won! Awesome! This is called real strength! Understood?"
      there are a couple more here that I don't feel like translating. they're just repeats of above
      5:12 - "Crap! That last guess doesn't count!"
      7:10 - "I found a big pig!! Where....? Where.......? Isn't it right in front of the computer screen??"

    • @LucaDAmico91
      @LucaDAmico91 4 роки тому +16

      @@SK_1982 thank you very much!!!

    • @sanddudu
      @sanddudu 4 роки тому +85

      @@SK_1982 “遜斃了!! 叫聲姑奶奶,考慮讓你一把!!” means “You are so lame (because the player keeps losing, I guess)!! Say something nice to me, I will consider giving you a chance (to let you win a round).”
      "這回要讓你吃不完兜著走!" means "I am gonna teach you some lessons." (treating the player, like trash talk)

  • @Toxoid49b
    @Toxoid49b 4 роки тому +1965

    Not everyday you get a macro virus where putting [GONE SEXUAL] in the tittle wouldn't be clickbait but here we are anyway

    • @drovoseg
      @drovoseg 4 роки тому +19

      UA-cam doesn't allow such titles.. It has blacklist words

    • @35volts52
      @35volts52 4 роки тому +17

      I remember keemstar used "s*xual" in a title once to get around it.

    • @p0pnstxr
      @p0pnstxr 4 роки тому +17

      tittles

    • @mramir1238
      @mramir1238 4 роки тому +1

      spoiler broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @ataridc
      @ataridc 4 роки тому +1

      That's so awesome thank you man

  • @MIGHTYCRUSIER
    @MIGHTYCRUSIER 4 роки тому +867

    Imagine some dude in the office in the late 90's struggling to turn this off, while his boss is approaching.

    • @TetraTitanio
      @TetraTitanio 4 роки тому +15

      lmao

    • @cndvdxyhjblbilg
      @cndvdxyhjblbilg 4 роки тому +9

      N¡gga its 2001 not late 90s

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 4 роки тому +9

      Quick, hit the boss key!

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 4 роки тому +9

      Yeeeaaah, I'm going to need you to stop watching porn at work. If you can do that it would be great. Yeeeaah...

    • @fukaze2021
      @fukaze2021 4 роки тому +3

      Punch the monitor, it works for me

  • @WishMakers
    @WishMakers 4 роки тому +441

    "Oh, good grief, she's naked!"
    Definitely thought of a similar SpongeBob line.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 4 роки тому +44

      “Good grief, he’s naked!” -Plankton, from The Algae’s Always Greener.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 4 роки тому +4

      @@cameronbosch1213 thank you very much

    • @jimppajamppa2563
      @jimppajamppa2563 4 роки тому +8

      Yare yare daze

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 роки тому

      Lol I knew that sounded farmiler

  • @pcsecuritychannel
    @pcsecuritychannel 4 роки тому +434

    "As I hack into the mainframe.... boom"
    Wish reverse engineering modern malware worked like that.

    • @MrShadowLetsPlays001
      @MrShadowLetsPlays001 4 роки тому +15

      Just do it like the good old movies, Hit the keyboard up to 3 Seconds and then scream: "BOOM WE ARE IN!"

    • @dynamagon
      @dynamagon 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrShadowLetsPlays001 njnjjgjger

    • @mayorplayz
      @mayorplayz Рік тому

      Didnt expect you to be here but hey! I love the virus vids, bought my mom Kaspersky anti-virus for her computer after seeing your virus comparision videos!

  • @Lily-gu4cd
    @Lily-gu4cd 4 роки тому +209

    "doHHHHHHH GOOD GRIEF! SHE'S NAKED!"
    i lost it 😭😂

    • @killerqueen3611
      @killerqueen3611 4 роки тому +1

      Yare Yare Daze

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 2 роки тому

      @@killerqueen3611 yare yare dawa

    • @stephenhernandez4729
      @stephenhernandez4729 2 роки тому

      ARA ARA ARA! 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏😖😖😖😖😖🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😍😍😍😍😍😵😵😵😵😵

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 2 роки тому

      @@stephenhernandez4729 weird, its ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314
    @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314 4 роки тому +437

    I was watching it without volume, i didn't realize and i was like "Damn, when is he gonna talk?"

  • @pickin7654
    @pickin7654 4 роки тому +461

    Next, a virus that forces your speaker to max volume and plays moaning woman audio.

    • @SrSander
      @SrSander 4 роки тому +32

      that's already a thing, though its earrape and not a virus, but its close enough (?)

    • @Kevinilos
      @Kevinilos 4 роки тому +6

      classic bait n switch

    • @philiphanhurst2655
      @philiphanhurst2655 3 роки тому +13

      I think I had one of those on my computer at one point, but it only happened once in a while.

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 3 роки тому +19

      THAT IS A CURSED IDEA BUT I STILL LOVE IT, SOMEONE DO THIS PLEASE

    • @placyd
      @placyd 3 роки тому +17

      Hackers: "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @TakaokiKaimi
    @TakaokiKaimi 4 роки тому +708

    "Oh trust me, you don't wanna see this."
    ....I'll be the judge of that.

    • @yuzuku2397
      @yuzuku2397 4 роки тому +13

      sheeitt you watched oreimo too? theres nothing you ARENT prepared to see then.

    • @ChadX
      @ChadX 4 роки тому +16

      ​@@yuzuku2397 i was gonna say the same thing. if you can watch through that godawful series and enjoy it enough to make kirino your pfp, your mind is indestructible (or likely already destroyed)

    • @TakaokiKaimi
      @TakaokiKaimi 4 роки тому +13

      @@ChadX @yuzuku Hey, Kirino won. What did you expect from a series named "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute"? It ain't Yosuga no Sora where every girl wins and you can just skip the Sora arc.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 4 роки тому +1

      mine's tanpered. lemme see the pic

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 4 роки тому +3

      Why is your profile picture from an incest show

  • @RoozerXC
    @RoozerXC 4 роки тому +50

    dan: "d-oh, oooh, that's a little too spicy"
    moments later: "D-oh, good grief"

  • @nonsensicalfox
    @nonsensicalfox 4 роки тому +906

    You're a beauty, Dan

  • @Izlemder
    @Izlemder 4 роки тому +55

    I love how Daniel always keeps his cool demeanor, even when being surprised with that porn stuff popping up suddenly.

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 4 роки тому +153

    3:58 The way this progresses is so funny! 😂

  • @realdragonrude
    @realdragonrude 4 роки тому +167

    "How do i get rid of the porn?" you can't escape the porn once it's on your hard drive

    • @Telecasta108
      @Telecasta108 4 роки тому +17

      You can delete it but you'll instantly regret it and download more

    • @AbrahamG.99
      @AbrahamG.99 4 роки тому +4

      @@Telecasta108 that's me :c

    • @sphee4149
      @sphee4149 4 роки тому +4

      There's an auto deleter for it, it's called a gun

    • @branislavradojevic7898
      @branislavradojevic7898 3 роки тому +1

      Once it's on,
      *IT'S ON*

  • @luisjo3746
    @luisjo3746 4 роки тому +17

    "Get this porn out of my screen. This is a professional video"
    Bruh i lol'd a lot.

  • @scooter8853
    @scooter8853 4 роки тому +26

    Despite how well other channels are using underhanded methods such as clickbait or extending the length of their videos, Your videos remains true to heart and that I respect a lot, Well done Dan..

  • @robertharris4129
    @robertharris4129 4 роки тому +58

    5:09 Did I just hear a DarkSydePhil reference...?

    • @JefOliveira90
      @JefOliveira90 4 роки тому +8

      danooct1 is a known detractor, confirmed

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 4 роки тому

      who

    • @imanolk5513
      @imanolk5513 4 роки тому +9

      "Nothing I could do Computer is bugged dood"

    • @shadocub
      @shadocub 4 роки тому +4

      He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct, dood! Better stop that junk right now are you going to get "leaned in".

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer 4 роки тому +47

    “Woah, you definitely don’t wanna see that...”
    John Cena: _ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT_

  • @flokus
    @flokus 4 роки тому +47

    danooct1?
    More like
    One of the best Virus previewers, that explains the virus comically and simple, besides explains what it does to your pc.
    You're amazing.

  • @7thdayfallout
    @7thdayfallout 4 роки тому +61

    Elite hacker skills? You didn't even say "I'm in!" How was I supposed to know you were in???

    • @vychryzchespfkrekxextulot4656
      @vychryzchespfkrekxextulot4656 4 роки тому +4

      @Mialisus lol two keyboards? That's weak. A real expert hacker uses 10 keyboards and types 6,969 words per minute on each keyboard, while wearing black gloves, a black facemask with black shades literally covering their entire face to protect themselves from being easily revealed from enemy hackers.

    • @jdm4life862
      @jdm4life862 3 роки тому

      @@vychryzchespfkrekxextulot4656 yes

  • @Spaztron64
    @Spaztron64 4 роки тому +75

    You may need to install a Chinese version of Win95/98, since it seems to use the Big5 encoding.

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 4 роки тому +3

      What would be the point though. Dan doesn't understand chinese anyway.

    • @jaymz
      @jaymz 4 роки тому +18

      Simon Tay
      so a viewer or dan can translate it

    • @wijdanmkh_insk
      @wijdanmkh_insk 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaymz true! He can use Google translator by capturing the photos and it will translates to english

  • @ChubbyTwiggy
    @ChubbyTwiggy 4 роки тому +12

    The only time when "It is the virus, i did not want to watch this" defense actually legit.

  • @Athielmon
    @Athielmon 3 роки тому +23

    I always wondered, what motivates people to build viruses like these? Like, what were they thinking?
    My initial thoughts were that most of the autores are engineering students that are just playing while practicing and somehow their 'creations' jump on to the internet. My other thought is that those viruses always have some kind of 'espionage' to leak passwords and stuff.

    • @malwaretestingfan
      @malwaretestingfan 3 роки тому +4

      Virus writing at the time was used as a early form of viral message spreading: jokes that wouldn't have any importance in real life, graphical animations to show coding competencies (Spanska's viruses, for example), or simply to create havoc and destruction and terrify users (Little Loc). At the time malware authors organized themeselves in groups notorious for their e-zines and major spreading events.

    • @0xbenedikt
      @0xbenedikt 10 місяців тому +3

      You can see the code here and it does not appear to do anything like this. Probably just to screw with people but I don't find it particularly funny.

  • @bransonstevens5914
    @bransonstevens5914 4 роки тому +160

    Judging by the fact all the girls in the pictures are Asian, I'd say you need to install either the Japanese or Chinese language packs for Windows 98 to see the proper text and if you did that someone could probably translate it for you. Just a suggestion :)

    • @TehNewParalyzer
      @TehNewParalyzer 4 роки тому +12

      That's what i was thinking. He's probably lacking Japanese or Chinese text.

    • @dani12312
      @dani12312 4 роки тому

      its encrypted text i think, and already someone decrypted it so uh look for that.

    • @Yousie6
      @Yousie6 4 роки тому +12

      it was chinese, and translated above

    • @dani12312
      @dani12312 4 роки тому

      : pretty sure thats basically what i said but okay

    • @towsif_8_128
      @towsif_8_128 4 роки тому

      Probably he could do that:)
      But youtube would mostly demonetize him

  • @WickerBasket9
    @WickerBasket9 4 роки тому +8

    "NO"
    "2 HOT"
    Perfectly sums up of what's behind the censors, if you know what I mean. ;)
    Glad to see you making new videos especially during quarantine, Dan! :D

    • @EggoBoi
      @EggoBoi 4 роки тому +1

      NO is funny because if you day no alone its funny bracuse it has no context

  • @beetheimmortal
    @beetheimmortal 2 роки тому +10

    Don't you miss when malware used to be fun instead of it just being another ransomware?

  • @asra-5180
    @asra-5180 4 роки тому +317

    I think this was a japanese made virus. So if you install the Japanese font it should be readable.

    • @OrangeShellGaming
      @OrangeShellGaming 4 роки тому +282

      Not Japanese, but Chinese (specifically Big5, which is the encoding used in Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macau).
      "°O ¾Ð Åé ¥Î §¹" is "記 憶 體 用 完", which seems to translate to "out of memory".

    • @tahseenkhan3629
      @tahseenkhan3629 4 роки тому +76

      @@OrangeShellGaming now im imagining this virus running with the hong kong 97 theme in the background

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I thought about that too, either Japanese or Chinese

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 4 роки тому +4

      @@tahseenkhan3629 it would've been funnier if it started the game aswell

    • @PauloKuga7
      @PauloKuga7 4 роки тому +8

      excellent, asra. i thought that too. in old times, things were more hard if you were a computer reading different languages characters, because, at least, for windows, i think that you had only one language pack.

  • @tehpostman7
    @tehpostman7 4 роки тому +34

    using my *A M A I Z I N G H A C C I N ' A B I L I T I E Z*

  • @aubba
    @aubba 4 роки тому +25

    5:10 nice darksydephil reference 😂

  • @user-wp8qz5pg8n
    @user-wp8qz5pg8n 4 роки тому +57

    Windows 98: HELLO BEATY!
    VIRUS BEATY: hello.
    Windows 98: Go to my PARTY!
    VIRUS BEATY: SURE!
    Windows 98 ded

    • @sdolboyeb
      @sdolboyeb 4 роки тому +2

      Stupid BEATY

    • @brasilballs
      @brasilballs 4 роки тому +1

      @@sdolboyeb Indeed. So rude to Windows 98

    • @zanderblake6693
      @zanderblake6693 3 роки тому

      N O O D L E S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SAMISCOOL510
    @SAMISCOOL510 4 роки тому +22

    i wish to download this for... research purposes...

  • @prettyboys6248
    @prettyboys6248 3 роки тому +14

    *he’s so calm about this kind of stuff. Mad respect.*

  • @Moritsune
    @Moritsune 4 роки тому +30

    Had to slip a DSP in there eh?
    I hope the next order of business is to do a virus video where you forget to actually run the virus

    • @kyraiki80
      @kyraiki80 4 роки тому +9

      Virus netcode is bugged! He couldn’t do this offline ack ack ack *snort*

    • @mythos5202
      @mythos5202 4 роки тому +7

      Can't even code a fuckin' virus right... THANKS, KOJIMA!

  • @cornedchips4965
    @cornedchips4965 4 роки тому +18

    4:41 teens after getting caught by their parents

  • @AyaDaBerry
    @AyaDaBerry 4 роки тому +3

    been following this channel forever its crazy to see uploads every now and then from you love the passion you have

  • @rpeetz
    @rpeetz 4 роки тому +37

    “If anyone knows how to get rid of the porn” well usually i just unmount my VeraCrypt volume

    • @nordic-chan
      @nordic-chan 4 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one who saved my porn like that lol

    • @theali8oras274
      @theali8oras274 4 роки тому

      Aha , tnx for the info!

  • @Lachrymogenic
    @Lachrymogenic 4 роки тому +9

    "If anyone knows how to get rid of the porn, let me know" - danoct1, 2020

  • @vladimir4526
    @vladimir4526 4 роки тому +2

    Its awesome watching these old software videos, and relaxing

  • @CrimsonCrime2234
    @CrimsonCrime2234 4 роки тому +5

    This channel is so good! It’s like a SCP Foundation of computer malware

  • @Clazzette
    @Clazzette 4 роки тому +5

    4:23 - LMAO Dan, by the tone of your voice, you wanted to show that. 😂😂

  • @triffton1
    @triffton1 4 роки тому +1

    Dude i started bingng your old content last night and boom you release a vid today. Perfection

  • @singeslayer8367
    @singeslayer8367 4 роки тому +1

    thanks dan, seeing you upload really brightens up my day

  • @WeebyWebster
    @WeebyWebster 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad to see this channel is still going, love the content!

  • @Frrk
    @Frrk 4 роки тому +7

    Thanks Dan for saving our innocent eyes from bad internet pictures.

  • @jarlzondai
    @jarlzondai 4 роки тому +3

    I love how the part of the the start menu that stayed was "Log Off Daniel..."

  • @danmanx2
    @danmanx2 4 роки тому +1

    Dan! Good to see your still making videos. You are a welcome addition to the quarantine.

  • @DisheveledHuman
    @DisheveledHuman 2 роки тому +5

    The DSP Quotes had me laughing.

  • @MrDomek98
    @MrDomek98 4 роки тому +4

    5:07 Lmao that dig at DSP tho

  • @y2k890
    @y2k890 4 роки тому +3

    It would be crazy if you somehow got ahold of a copy of the Morris worm and ran it on an extremely controlled network.

  • @zuccx99
    @zuccx99 4 роки тому

    It's like the 4th video of the year, this is wonderful.

  • @souvlakisesh7495
    @souvlakisesh7495 4 роки тому +3

    5:10 "bugged virus mechanics" lol DSP detractor reference

  • @StumpBeefgnaw1
    @StumpBeefgnaw1 4 роки тому +6

    LOL, bugged virus mechanics got me pretty good, didnt see that coming.

  • @Nuparu
    @Nuparu 4 роки тому +11

    RARE FOOTAGE OF DANOOCT1 UPLOADING VIDEO

  • @rypokemon7336
    @rypokemon7336 4 роки тому +13

    You're back! upload more vids man, you're great!

    • @adelin__
      @adelin__ 4 роки тому

      HELLO FELLOW DS-DST FANN

    • @kekkodance
      @kekkodance 4 роки тому

      He sounds younger

  • @jjbussey
    @jjbussey 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha, I've been watching a bunch of Sons of Kojima videos lately and I loved that shot at DSP at 5:08

  • @flarerik
    @flarerik 4 роки тому +12

    5:06
    virus is bugged

  • @pokemario6456
    @pokemario6456 4 роки тому +1

    Only 41 seconds ago? Thank you random compulsion to check my subscription activity!
    Enjoying the content like always!

  • @nyxmiloq4167
    @nyxmiloq4167 4 роки тому +3

    5:35 "Start menu works"
    Start menu: "Did you really think you'd be that lucky?"

  • @Sisus17
    @Sisus17 4 роки тому +24

    4:24 too funny

  • @nicocucsi
    @nicocucsi 4 роки тому

    man this chanel got me speechless, keep up the awesome work

  • @ApoLk_
    @ApoLk_ 4 роки тому +3

    _"We are in"_
    -Hackers in every movie

  • @RietaMatsumoto
    @RietaMatsumoto 4 роки тому

    buddy, you're my best ASMR for sleep, but i gotta say the lack of fried hard disk sounds is a new in this channel

  • @otame4771
    @otame4771 4 роки тому

    I followed this channel almost 2 years ago and it got to this point XD
    Anyway great work as always...

  • @TuberViejuner
    @TuberViejuner 4 роки тому +160

    great and interesting virus!!! Hehehe

    • @melvintriano6509
      @melvintriano6509 3 роки тому +1

      Hi tuber viejuner
      Speak english
      Xd xd

    • @TuberViejuner
      @TuberViejuner 3 роки тому +1

      @@melvintriano6509 XD yes of course! y también hablo Català y Spanish :D

    • @melvintriano6509
      @melvintriano6509 3 роки тому +1

      Oh mi god es todo lo que aprendi en clases en linea oye sacaron la rx 6800

    • @melvintriano6509
      @melvintriano6509 3 роки тому +1

      Puedes traerla a tu canal luego la anunciaron mas barata que la 3090 y mas potenete vamod amd.

    • @eross4483
      @eross4483 3 роки тому +1

      Hola @@TuberViejuner xd

  • @Riley_MDS
    @Riley_MDS 4 роки тому +46

    I guess Quarantine makes you upload way too Often now :D

    • @TheGhostbuster1989
      @TheGhostbuster1989 4 роки тому +11

      Virus.coronavirus.dan. Whenever this virus is run, Dan will upload videos regularly

    • @BonziBUDDY
      @BonziBUDDY 4 роки тому +10

      Virus.Human.Corona

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L 4 роки тому +13

    its a good thing this virus makes you upload more.

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 4 роки тому

      Beauty makes him upload more? (Joke)

    • @JordanViknar
      @JordanViknar 4 роки тому

      Virus makes him upload more virus videos. I just want to point that out.

  • @antares2927
    @antares2927 4 роки тому +1

    It's good to see you again, Dan!

  • @GreeveeE
    @GreeveeE 4 роки тому

    Always a pleasure to watch your videos!

  • @tylamb19
    @tylamb19 4 роки тому +7

    Just what I need in COVID quarantine!

  • @palamonw5004
    @palamonw5004 4 роки тому

    3 danoct videos in one year? My subscription feed is blessed

  • @chronosmusics
    @chronosmusics 4 роки тому

    so glad you're still making videos man

  • @dado5482
    @dado5482 2 роки тому +1

    "ooooh no you DON'T want to see that"
    Me: *OH YES I WANT SIR!*

  • @lakshaymach1
    @lakshaymach1 4 роки тому +1

    Ah yes big man dan with the upload. See you in a few months!

  • @ItsSahendra
    @ItsSahendra 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the uploads! Keep it coming!

  • @scavfan
    @scavfan 4 роки тому +1

    beauty to see another upload this year

  • @ais4185
    @ais4185 4 роки тому +1

    A danooct1 video on my birthday? You're too kind! :>D

  • @leela3087
    @leela3087 4 роки тому

    found you off a someordinarygamers virus video, and let me say, *chefs kiss*

  • @SupraSwag10
    @SupraSwag10 4 роки тому +2

    "Bugged Virus Mechanics" -DarkSydeDan

  • @DudeWithAFork
    @DudeWithAFork 4 роки тому +2

    ...s-so..c-can I borrow that virus real quick?just need it for 10 minutes

  • @chuckobrando4057
    @chuckobrando4057 4 роки тому

    God damn my dude its good to see you back!

  • @Lachrymogenic
    @Lachrymogenic 4 роки тому

    Thank you for this video, dan.
    Even though it's been a while.

  • @TheDanksNewGroove
    @TheDanksNewGroove 4 роки тому +12

    3:56 me at Taco Bell

  • @cnar2148
    @cnar2148 3 роки тому +1

    WORLDS NEED YOU COME BACK NOW!!

  • @user-qf5zs4tl3v
    @user-qf5zs4tl3v 4 роки тому +1

    You sound a lot more happier than in older videos.

  • @SlamUrJam
    @SlamUrJam 4 роки тому

    man,,,,,,,, im so happy for another danooct video wtf

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 4 роки тому +1

    I never would have thought of "Good grief" to be similar to Plankton from spongebob. Tbh, even though I grew up with spongebob I probably would have thought of charlie brown before thinking of Plankton. But in reality when I heard it "good grief", I instantly thought _Yare yare daze_

  • @krambitty
    @krambitty 4 роки тому +1

    nice to see you being active again man

  • @IrisGalaxis
    @IrisGalaxis 4 роки тому +13

    Hope the next one'll be a DOS virus.
    EDIT: Hope there'll be a next one.

  • @speedyboy8420
    @speedyboy8420 4 роки тому

    I was playing a game on the phone and a notification appeared. I got rid of it but i knew i saw something like ms. and stuff and I knew you posted. I am just very happy right now.

  • @maustank5224
    @maustank5224 2 роки тому

    Dan i love your videoss!
    I need more info about more old viruses!

  • @dend1
    @dend1 2 роки тому +1

    Virus became the world's first dating sim

  • @whiteshadow8152
    @whiteshadow8152 4 роки тому +2

    Hi Dan! Just wondering what you use to emulate Windows 9x OSs. I have VMware workstation, VirtualBox and PCem and know how to use the three. But I can never get great results in emulating these old OSs. Any suggestions?

    • @THEOxxx197
      @THEOxxx197 2 роки тому +2

      I think he uses an actual computer with this OS on it, not an emulator.
      Not entirely sure, but that’s what it looks like based on listening to things like the seek check or visual stuff like the line going up and down that screen.
      Dunno if that helps, I’m probably incorrect anyway.

    • @SubtotalAnt8185
      @SubtotalAnt8185 2 роки тому +1

      When he does emulate them, he uses Virtual PC 2007 which is now Hyper-V
      Hyper-V is a feature listed in the control panel setting "Add or remove features" and it is not available with any 'Home' version of Windows. Virtual PC 2007 is at best working with Windows 7 and older, but Hyper-V works with just about any OS.
      I would recommend them because I believe they contain the proper drivers for Windows 9x and XP, so you can check them out.
      Note: If your PC supports it, Hyper-V can use a faster virtualization technique that can enhance the processing of the VMs.

  • @GamingDreamer
    @GamingDreamer 4 роки тому +1

    "Oh trust me, you don't wanna see this."
    That why we here

  • @kermitthefrog2606
    @kermitthefrog2606 3 роки тому +1

    The way he says "gooOOD GRIEF" got me

  • @gamingSlasher
    @gamingSlasher 4 роки тому

    For some reason a virus video on Windows 95, recorded around 2000 (since he is using a floppy disk) is released 1 may 2020.

  • @finalninju6021
    @finalninju6021 4 роки тому +5

    Should've posted this to another account on another site 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rayphoenix7296
    @rayphoenix7296 4 роки тому

    May 2001, that's around the time Jason and Mason Ultraverse is set.

  • @vicand3521
    @vicand3521 4 роки тому +1

    Good to see you, Dan!

  • @jessicacarter8264
    @jessicacarter8264 4 роки тому

    What treachery is this, 3rd video in as many weeks?! This is almost as likely as me commenting on a danooct1 video. But seriously, nice to see you back. Hope you're keeping safe.

  • @AlexanderMac
    @AlexanderMac 4 роки тому

    Welcome back! I like your video!