Anthony Duggan i agree! This is so accurate! There are people who write Theo off as some dumb hillbilly, but the man is undeniably blessed with some form of intelligence
Totally hilarious. That and when he was talking about chem trails being bullshit. He said about the planes, “yeah they can write Happy birthday and that just seems like it’s somebody’s birthday!” 😂🤣😂
@Luke I too was the same. And now I take everything with a grain of salt because there's always some truth in it. But people wanna jump the gun and call somebody a nutjob
@@kingtiger889 they get deaf when they get older .. I have 2 and it's torture. They think they hear something and they just start barking and you can't get them to stop
i think its more Theo is trying constantly to get a reaction from Joe to his jokes. It derails the conversation if you just keep laughing at their jokes and makes it impossible to lead into other topics. You ever been around someone who just keeps trying to get a reaction out of you when you're being polite and laugh at one of their jokes? it gets annoying, needy even.
@@ashuael5732 I have no idea what ur trying to say and OP is a dumbass how tf is he supposed to understand “deaf Jack Russell” that’s such an obscure joke wtf r y saying u fatty🤣
Theo has the best way of describing things. Even though he uses the weirdest words and analogies, you still know EXACTLY what he’s talking about. The dude is one of a kind.
@@magnushyenna1574 you're right about THEO AND ROGAN AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM I THINk HE'S BEEN BOUGHT and silenced which also makes him a coward no matter how tough he shows to be HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH WHAT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS FOR THOSE WHOSE VEIL'S BEEN LIFTED IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFT, EDDY ON THE OTHER HAND makes more sense, but Theories involving multiple conspirators that are proven to be correct, such as the Watergate scandal, 911, Sandy hook are usually referred to as "investigative journalism" or "historical analysis" rather than conspiracy theories.
@@itsmetheman_7790 yes! true! i think that Theo is a natural born coward and pussy, but Joe Rogan must be a conspiracy denier otherwise he would lose his job.
No you just don't know the difference. Conspiracists think all the white trails plane leave behind are intentional when in reality it's just condensation from compressed air at high altitude
@@trequorYou've consumed too much fluoride. In the UK they're spraying constantly, the last time we had true sunshine was September when all flights were grounded. Geoengineer, solar radiation management, stratospheric aerosol injection happens all over the world
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
As a former a owner or a Elderly Jack Russel Terrier that was mostly deaf , Theo is so on point , they start barking and you have to grab them to stop , you can't just call out "Shut UP!!!!!" You have to find them first, then settle them down, or pick them up and put them in side, (The Fly Foxes scared him at night) (btw a flying fox is the size of a Jack russel but with wings, if i was he's size i would freak the fuck out too LOL) RIP Buster , great little dog. No fear of Cats though lol , would go at a cat 1000 miles an hour , but freak out about fruit eating bats LOL , never seen a Dog so keen to go after cats especially his size , ive seen big Dogs run from cats , not Buster lol holy shit!
@@nia.d3356 In Australia. ....... of course ...... Australia lol Also a Jack Russel is a small dog , used for hunting Rabbits , they go down the tunnels. So you could imagine they arnt big. But that aside , some of these Flying Foxes that pass over here are ...... fking ........ massive (for a bat) . They hit the power lines alot , and when they are hanging by a claw and only a few meters off the ground , you see how big they can get . Well over a metre and half wing span , some in Indonesia get much bigger.
@@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 We have jack russels in Ireland , but no bats the size of jack russels ! by god the land down under is a wierd and wonderful ecosystem. I reckon the biggest bats in ireland get no bigger than small song birds.
@@nia.d3356 We call them Flying Foxes over here. They arnt like vampire bats or anything , the just eat fruit. We have a colony of them across town , and the stench is like nothing else. They kill all the tree's they hang from , and just the smell ........ so cool to watch at night , not so cool to live near lol
His stand up is still hilarious and better than most... but he proves that he’s got more than just an hour of material a year. He’s a walking, living, everlasting comedy special
He’s definitely more witty on his feet than with written material. Written material is memorized so you’re kind of locked in to the pace of the joke and delivery in order to make it work. Regular conversation tend to flow better and have more freedom to be witty .
"He started doing uhhh. Organized...karate." When theo explains stuff it kinda sounds like an alien or a robot thats been fed a history book or two and is trying to blend in with humans. Its always wrong but sorta in the same ballpark.
Shaun Pearson lmao dumbass says he’s trying really hard but on a 2 hour podcast which he always does with people they just talk about random things and he’s naturally funny oh the irony in people who don’t wanna accept when they’re wrong
@@jenjuice432 "when your smart friend explains something you dont get but you go along with it so u dont look dumb" trust me I've given alot of "yaah I cud see that" responses lol 🤷🏾♂️😅
@Tiger Dragon that's only relevant if Theo questioned his martial arts ability lol Theo was making fun of his crazy conspiracy theory beliefs, which is totally justified because Eddie sounds like a nut case somtimes. That nothing to do with martial arts, but go ahead look into it
So which is it Ken, making "chemtrails" or making it rain. One of these causes precipitation, the other causes conspiracy nutcases to lose their minds on the internet.
@@moomaniac2932 They aren't, but they are part of the same group of research. Don't assume you (or Joe Rogan) know what's up without looking into it yourself.
@@moomaniac2932 fair enough. I read it as a denial that chemtrails exist, but i can see that the op did conflate chemtrails and cloud seeding. But what are called 'chemtrails' are in fact intentionally sprayed pollutants, which interact with the heat and moisture in the air to create fake clouds.
Chris Allgood exactly! But only the gay, non athletic version that looks nothing like him. Brady is much more funny than this dick biter . Hell, even Belichick is hilarious compared to that ass bandit.
The Government doesn't need to do anything to Little Rogaine here, the guy has the discernment of Hillary Clintons 20 year old bathwater at this point, Hes literally not even worth compromising or "buying out" even though hed gladly sell out as he has said in his own words plenty of times lol, but no need cause for dudes like Joe here they will think fricking so called"aliens" from 20 ga zillion light years away in some nebula made up of diamonds or whatever just fantasy sci fi nonsense there spewing this week- hel think that's on the level and 100 percent, but then thinks anything regarding chem trails being sketchy is a "baseless conspiracy theory" I think the bets word to describe Joe Rogaine overall especially the past 10 years aside from having terrible stand up so called comedy would just be ... Disappointing. Eddie Bravo could at this point probably show him real time HD footage of exactly what I have seen and countless others in real time where a Jet very high up is very blatantly spraying / releasing something that is clearly not a contrail for beyond obvious reasons- because unlike a contrail these not only do not dissipate at all, they often times like the one I witnessed in real time over a span of like 45 minutes even eventually can cover fricking half the sky....and it was not cloud seeding in this case either .....so the fact Little Joe here cannot even acknowledge that yeah he doesn't even need the Government to attempt to "get to him"/ buy him out, cause frankly hes a sell out 100 percent on his own and proud of it at this point, at this point he could probably have Neil Da gropey Tyson come on his show again and tell him there is a black hole at the center of the solar system and inside yes it smells like bubblegum ! why how do we know this well A were scientists, and Michu Kuku or MIchu cockatiel whatever his name is you know wrote a formula down a formula of sci fi fantasy nonsense and he determined a black hole on the inside smells like Bubblegum....and also the world is sort of diamond/pear shaped....and Joe would believe it unconditionally lol.Huh hes just so disappointing. Ah well still hilarious times at least.
@Niklas I was thinking same dude Some Ppl are so delusional Sometimes u feel sorry for theses ppl And other times I say fuck... There no turn back... They are beyond repair
The “you can’t get him back” was either the perfect unintentional set up of a punchline, but probably brilliantly set up…like he put the “deaf” in there, just gotta wait for the question
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
Theo is a comedy genius. He is at the level of Pryor and Carlin. Listen to the early This Past Weekend podcasts. Theo will just riff off of nothing for 20 minutes and its drop dead hilarious. Nobody can do that. Nobody. The greatest standup take weeks or months to polish up a 1 hour set.
Came here for this comment... GD I wouldn’t be able to have a full conversation with Theo - I’d be laughing at every third sentence then eventually tap out 😂
What I learned from this comments section: Making lighthearted jokes at your friends' expense and/or disagreeing with them about anything = betrayal and backstabbing.
It wasn’t in the spot that was planned u could tell by his body language and eye movement and pauses between his words he planned to say that before the show was even started the reason as to why I don’t know probably to discredit eddie bravo
The funniest stuff Theo Von says are the things that just slip out, like "I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church' or that line about his landlord, 'I got stuff on him too'. He's one funny dude
Japhy Goldman Part of the genius is that he does it on purpose. They aren’t things that slip out, he knows what people find funny about him and it shows that he is more than just naturally funny, he is a really intelligent wordsmith.
Eddie bravo believeing in flat earth was just a cover up/false flag to save his life otherwise he would be executed for saying to much to the public on the joe rogan podcast. So the flat earth theory was just there so people would think he was crazy so he could stay alive is a theory ^^
“I don’t trust anybody who wears shorts, especially at church.” I’m dying here. I always wear shorts, no matter the season, and I play drums for my church.
@@jlsvideos5990 there are certain people that just have it in them, they are the most charismatic comedians and have the ability to be a show by just speaking, Joey, norm, patrice and Dave are a couple that come to mind
@@jlsvideos5990 Super relate to this comment, in the last year I have been watching Theo and Norm clips almost exclusively on this tube thing. Last night hit me harder than I thought possible for someone I’ve never met
I think Theo and Pootie Tang may have grown up in nearby trailer parks. "We never knew what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant." This dude is too hilarious
@ I believe it was on Eddie's podcast. And yeah, it kinda seemed like he got his feelings hurt and tried to play it off, iirc. I'm sure they're fine now.
@@GodSays ay bro where are the 21 trillion dollars that the Pentagon "lost". No conspiracy facts. You are a sheep dumb fuck if you think asking questions is because of drugs wtf the are plenty of questions to ask
lietrally they can make rain fall out of the SKY on command and people dont think that maybe that technology is bieng used for malicious intent or could be..... jesasssss
there's a difference between spraying salt in the clouds to increase the likelihood of rain and spraying chemicals to mind control people. that is complete bullshit.
@@fsmfsm9941 They used to do human sacrifices to demonic interdimensional entities.... oh wait they still do that....so how the fuck do you know if they aint doing some other evil shit.
I am outside everyday. I see days where there is a grid pattern of “trails” from planes. Then there are days where you don’t see a single one. But, everyday I see planes fly by with CON trails, condensation trails. They always dissipate and make a “tail” from the plane that stays about the same length. The Chem trails stay all day and slowly spread out until the whole sky is hazy.
theo von is like a person who was born a genius but educated by learning disabled teachers
This is my favourite description of Theo Von ever
Anthony Duggan i agree! This is so accurate! There are people who write Theo off as some dumb hillbilly, but the man is undeniably blessed with some form of intelligence
Accurate af
You can say that again
Just an average american. Screwed by the school system.
“He liked music. He started a band. He liked karate. He started doing, uuuum...you know...organized karate” I lost it 😂🤣😭
Totally hilarious. That and when he was talking about chem trails being bullshit. He said about the planes, “yeah they can write Happy birthday and that just seems like it’s somebody’s birthday!” 😂🤣😂
As opposed to underground street karate 🤣
@@savethetowels in soviet russia all martial arts and even bodybuilding at one point was underground shit. (sorry for being literal)
It's not that funny stfu
@@dominicvega9267 who hurt you so bad? Lets talk about it.. I got you bro
He’s the most naturally funny person I’ve ever seen.
He doesn’t even mean to be half the time
Yeah i love joe
@@MosinAttractedPersonnot Joe numb nuts
That's what makes him so funny
"He loves conspiracies more than anyone I've met in my life"
A close friend of Alex Jones talking about Eddie Bravo
Alex jones is right though.
@@garnetnard4284 about pretty much everything. David Icke too, I’m starting to believe the lizard thing
@@truthhurts1884 how much crack have you smoked
@@truthhurts1884 David Icke's "Lizard thing" is probably a euphemistic front
@@garnetnard4284 yeesh
"I mean, planes can write happy birthday in the sky and stuff. That doest seem like chemicals, just seems like... someone's birthday.."
I know, im done with Rogan. This dude has done a 180 on everthing.
Must be makin some cash......
@Luke I too was the same. And now I take everything with a grain of salt because there's always some truth in it. But people wanna jump the gun and call somebody a nutjob
Happy birthday Rhonda!
@@supa4ys843 becuae you are. tell me a true aspect of a conspiracy theory.
@Luke yep pretty much sums me up.
I have a deaf jack russell terrier and that comparison is perfect.
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 Best comparison ever #TheoVonisfunnyAF
Is it common they’re deaf? I’ve never met a deaf dog before
@@kingtiger889 they get deaf when they get older .. I have 2 and it's torture. They think they hear something and they just start barking and you can't get them to stop
@@tommywalsh9090 Wow Theo literally made a real joke. Sorry to hear that
@@kingtiger889 oh no the dogs are happy and fine. It's torture for me waking up every morning because they won't shutup barking 😂
Joe's inability to understand jokes is a perfect analogy of his stand up.
i think its more Theo is trying constantly to get a reaction from Joe to his jokes. It derails the conversation if you just keep laughing at their jokes and makes it impossible to lead into other topics. You ever been around someone who just keeps trying to get a reaction out of you when you're being polite and laugh at one of their jokes? it gets annoying, needy even.
@@ashuael5732 nah, Theo is just funny
@@ashuael5732 I have no idea what ur trying to say and OP is a dumbass how tf is he supposed to understand “deaf Jack Russell” that’s such an obscure joke wtf r y saying u fatty🤣
@@siddarth3955 nah
@@Jimmy.3 🗿
Joe: "They use hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of moisture to generate more rain."
Theo: "I could see them doing that."
Theo has the best way of describing things. Even though he uses the weirdest words and analogies, you still know EXACTLY what he’s talking about. The dude is one of a kind.
And Theo's genius is that he can do that in a way that even a 5th grader will understand. That's his gift.
@@MarketAndChurch He’d be a great teacher wouldn’t he
@@MetalizedButt he'd be roasting the teacher's pet for sure :')
‘Anal orgies’
Omg do you actually still know exactly what hes talking about!? Damn really?!
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church."
Lol
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@@magnushyenna1574 He's just busting balls he does that to all his friends
@@bobross6602 he is a pussy and a coward. also he is the ugliest human i've ever seen
@@magnushyenna1574 you're right about THEO
AND ROGAN AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM I THINk HE'S BEEN BOUGHT and silenced which also makes him a coward no matter how tough he shows to be HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH WHAT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS FOR THOSE WHOSE VEIL'S BEEN LIFTED IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFT, EDDY ON THE OTHER HAND makes more sense, but Theories involving multiple conspirators that are proven to be correct, such as the Watergate scandal, 911, Sandy hook are usually referred to as "investigative journalism" or "historical analysis" rather than conspiracy theories.
@@itsmetheman_7790 yes! true!
i think that Theo is a natural born coward and pussy, but Joe Rogan must be a conspiracy denier otherwise he would lose his job.
He literally explained why Chem trails exist while at the same time saying it's bullshit 😂
Yep the floods are man made
spraying shit from a plane is not the same as chemtrails you maniacs
No you just don't know the difference. Conspiracists think all the white trails plane leave behind are intentional when in reality it's just condensation from compressed air at high altitude
@@jayrideauYou have to be a real smoothbrain to believe in chemtrails. It's condensed water.
@@trequorYou've consumed too much fluoride. In the UK they're spraying constantly, the last time we had true sunshine was September when all flights were grounded. Geoengineer, solar radiation management, stratospheric aerosol injection happens all over the world
Joe's reaction when he puts it all together is awesome.
It's almost better that he didn't get it at first lol
"well why is he deaf?"
"cause you can't get him back"
ahHAHAhhahaha jesus christ
@Con Or thank you. tho thats not really anime I don't think. it's in the gorillaz demon days art style
@Con Or no?
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
Asrath Qathreth Fuck you
@@TheDAHTANShow I respect your opinion, but unless you film yourself asking him questions from the show then I think thats a missed opportunity.
"I don't trust anyone in shorts, especially at church" - Theo Von, now those are words to live by.
@chester tam watch out for ppl in arizona lol
Theo's a clown Ngl
In Florida that’s almost impossible
Just don't trust anyone in a church, they're some gullible mother fuckers.
@@nayf7682 you're so ahead of the curve
As a former Jack Russell owner I’ve never heard anything true than that joke 💀💀 even the hearing ones can be deaf
As a former a owner or a Elderly Jack Russel Terrier that was mostly deaf , Theo is so on point , they start barking and you have to grab them to stop , you can't just call out "Shut UP!!!!!"
You have to find them first, then settle them down, or pick them up and put them in side, (The Fly Foxes scared him at night) (btw a flying fox is the size of a Jack russel but with wings, if i was he's size i would freak the fuck out too LOL) RIP Buster , great little dog.
No fear of Cats though lol , would go at a cat 1000 miles an hour , but freak out about fruit eating bats LOL , never seen a Dog so keen to go after cats especially his size , ive seen big Dogs run from cats , not Buster lol holy shit!
Bro where you live that they got dog sized bats?
@@nia.d3356 In Australia. ....... of course ...... Australia lol
Also a Jack Russel is a small dog , used for hunting Rabbits , they go down the tunnels. So you could imagine they arnt big. But that aside , some of these Flying Foxes that pass over here are ...... fking ........ massive (for a bat) . They hit the power lines alot , and when they are hanging by a claw and only a few meters off the ground , you see how big they can get . Well over a metre and half wing span , some in Indonesia get much bigger.
@@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 We have jack russels in Ireland , but no bats the size of jack russels ! by god the land down under is a wierd and wonderful ecosystem.
I reckon the biggest bats in ireland get no bigger than small song birds.
@@nia.d3356 We call them Flying Foxes over here. They arnt like vampire bats or anything , the just eat fruit. We have a colony of them across town , and the stench is like nothing else. They kill all the tree's they hang from , and just the smell ........ so cool to watch at night , not so cool to live near lol
Theo to me is so much funnier in conversations like these, rather than his stand up. I die laughing at his regular conversations.
I find the same with Joey Diaz as well.
Agreed.
@@bobo42024 Thats crazy Joey goes ape shit about the most hilarious shit there is
His stand up is still hilarious and better than most... but he proves that he’s got more than just an hour of material a year. He’s a walking, living, everlasting comedy special
He’s definitely more witty on his feet than with written material. Written material is memorized so you’re kind of locked in to the pace of the joke and delivery in order to make it work. Regular conversation tend to flow better and have more freedom to be witty .
"He started doing uhhh. Organized...karate."
When theo explains stuff it kinda sounds like an alien or a robot thats been fed a history book or two and is trying to blend in with humans. Its always wrong but sorta in the same ballpark.
That's really well written, and funny. I hope you do stand-up. You should. If you're not too ugly. Otherwise, you should be a writer.
@@jameslitt5239 chill dude is this your first time on the internet lmao
@@Aryzo I thought that was great lmao
@@jameslitt5239 first time surfing the interwebs?
This is so spot on!
Joe losing it at “deaf Jack Russel” kills me 🤣
I love his calm southern demeanor, "you know?"
Theo Von is a friggin character and he doesn't even have to try.
You're kidding right? OH he's fucking tryin' his ass off. Funny as hell, but he's trying.
Shaun Pearson Sure idiot he can do it 24/7
@@Lospollos24 "irony"
Shaun Pearson “idiot”
Shaun Pearson lmao dumbass says he’s trying really hard but on a 2 hour podcast which he always does with people they just talk about random things and he’s naturally funny oh the irony in people who don’t wanna accept when they’re wrong
Joe: "They use... hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of mositure, generate more rain"
Theo: "Yeah I can see them doing that..."
I loved that bit.
I don't even know why that's funny, but it is 😭
@@jenjuice432 "when your smart friend explains something you dont get but you go along with it so u dont look dumb" trust me I've given alot of "yaah I cud see that" responses lol 🤷🏾♂️😅
My favorite part
Had me rollin
“I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially at Church” why is this so true lmfao
Joe Rogan: Chemtrails don't exist
Joe Rogan: Explains exactly how they spray silver oxide to create rain clouds over Abu Dhabi 🤣
That's some interesting conflation lol, are we gonna change the definition of chemtrails to include crop-dusters too? 😂
Eddie "Look into it" Bravo
Lol
i hate that annoying idiot
Swifty Unknown wow ur so original
Swifty Unknown eddie looked into it, that is joes vagina.
Thor Abraxas you cant look into top secret stuff - if i know anything its that all that stuff self destructs in 15 seconds.....
Theo never dissed Eddie Bravo in my opinion. He just made a joke. Which happens to have a lot of truth behind it. Which is why eddie got pissed
Nah man eddies diss track is coming soon bro it’s featuring Eminem
@@W..949 yeah... He didn't say that... Good try though
He got pissed? That makes it even more hilarious.
@Tiger Dragon oh so that's why hes done sets at the comedy club lmfao Eddie's full of himself sometimes and Theo has no ego
@Tiger Dragon that's only relevant if Theo questioned his martial arts ability lol Theo was making fun of his crazy conspiracy theory beliefs, which is totally justified because Eddie sounds like a nut case somtimes. That nothing to do with martial arts, but go ahead look into it
"chemtrails are BS" then "they make ti rain in Abu Dhabi once a week" lol
Geoengineering has been going for 70 years.
So which is it Ken, making "chemtrails" or making it rain.
One of these causes precipitation, the other causes conspiracy nutcases to lose their minds on the internet.
@@zachhayes9512 I usually don't deal in conspiracy theories, so I can go with that.
Theo is the funniest when he’s not telling written jokes but just talking about shit because he has the best lines ever 😂😂😂
"I don't trust anybody in shorts, ESPECIALLY in church."
Words to live by.
@Dodger Honestly, I don't get it lol
Jake C. If you’re the type of person who judges based simply on ones decision to wear shorts that makes your god shitty
70mjc r/woosh
@@70mjc the fact that you said someone's God and not them makes you a shit person
I dont trust anyone that goes to church.
"Organized Karate" Eddie joined a Fight Club
Joe Rogan : chem trails are bull shit.
Also Joe Rogan : You know, they can make it rain right?
As if those are even close to the same thing 😂
@@moomaniac2932 They aren't, but they are part of the same group of research. Don't assume you (or Joe Rogan) know what's up without looking into it yourself.
@@th3unmaker tf are you talking about I didn't get anything wrong
@@moomaniac2932 fair enough. I read it as a denial that chemtrails exist, but i can see that the op did conflate chemtrails and cloud seeding. But what are called 'chemtrails' are in fact intentionally sprayed pollutants, which interact with the heat and moisture in the air to create fake clouds.
@@th3unmaker ok
"He liked Karate, he started doing like...organized Karate" 😄
I love how 99% of Theo's jokes just go right over Joe's head
It is just the fact that theo drops a joke or says some stupid shit every sentene lmao
@@scifmilch1787 exactly lmao if you laughed at every joke from Theo you couldn’t get a word in edgewise 😅
@@scifmilch1787 Joe is stupid , he needs the jokes to be explained first the nugget
Must’ve went over mine then as well
@@wespicedmemes and how do u feel about that
Theo Von is like the LA version of Joe Dirt.
How does this comment only have 27 likes?
@@qtbrown
Thanks!
"Nah I'm cool."
"No you're not."
He’s not from la tho and he’s not really that la
@Chris Innis are u dumb?
“I don’t trust anybody in shorts , especially at church” 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t believe that nobody has “talked” to Joe
"They could write happy birthday Rhonda or something. That just seems... that just seems like somebody's birthday" im dying
He's hilarious, man. Everything going straight over Joe's head
@@robjj5373 Everything except hair.
That's the line that got me lol
Tom Brady with a mullet fade
SMOKE THE CONQUEROR 🤣🤣🤣😂👍🏻
Chris Allgood exactly! But only the gay, non athletic version that looks nothing like him. Brady is much more funny than this dick biter . Hell, even Belichick is hilarious compared to that ass bandit.
@@cb-tz8og you okay?
royce cone estoy bien.
Gracias
? Y tu ?
@@cb-tz8og stfu please
This rant officially sent Eddie into hibernation. Thanks a lot Theo…
For real 🙏
"Chemtrails are BS" (immediately proceeds to admit they're real)
Theo von the fastest rising comedy star in the world. The rat king army is rising.
Actually he hosted a show called MTV's Boiling Points. You're thinking of that actor Vaughan.
Wasn't he on the real world
He really is, im siked about it.
He's been doing comedy for 15 years
Johabe Franco i Never Said he was a new comic i meant he has picked up a lot steam within the last 18 months
LMAO!
"Did the government get to you?"
No.
"YOU SWEAR!?" 😂😂😂😂
OMG I LOVE THEO.
The Government doesn't need to do anything to Little Rogaine here, the guy has the discernment of Hillary Clintons 20 year old bathwater at this point, Hes literally not even worth compromising or "buying out" even though hed gladly sell out as he has said in his own words plenty of times lol, but no need cause for dudes like Joe here they will think fricking so called"aliens" from 20 ga zillion light years away in some nebula made up of diamonds or whatever just fantasy sci fi nonsense there spewing this week- hel think that's on the level and 100 percent, but then thinks anything regarding chem trails being sketchy is a "baseless conspiracy theory" I think the bets word to describe Joe Rogaine overall especially the past 10 years aside from having terrible stand up so called comedy would just be ... Disappointing. Eddie Bravo could at this point probably show him real time HD footage of exactly what I have seen and countless others in real time where a Jet very high up is very blatantly spraying / releasing something that is clearly not a contrail for beyond obvious reasons- because unlike a contrail these not only do not dissipate at all, they often times like the one I witnessed in real time over a span of like 45 minutes even eventually can cover fricking half the sky....and it was not cloud seeding in this case either .....so the fact Little Joe here cannot even acknowledge that yeah he doesn't even need the Government to attempt to "get to him"/ buy him out, cause frankly hes a sell out 100 percent on his own and proud of it at this point, at this point he could probably have Neil Da gropey Tyson come on his show again and tell him there is a black hole at the center of the solar system and inside yes it smells like bubblegum ! why how do we know this well A were scientists, and Michu Kuku or MIchu cockatiel whatever his name is you know wrote a formula down a formula of sci fi fantasy nonsense and he determined a black hole on the inside smells like Bubblegum....and also the world is sort of diamond/pear shaped....and Joe would believe it unconditionally lol.Huh hes just so disappointing. Ah well still hilarious times at least.
Teho is at least pretty nice /cool likeable though at least.
Riiight?! So adorably sincere.... gigglezz...
@@danielhicks4826
Tell us how you REALLY feel... 😉😉😉
But... yeah, naw, yeah. I think you're right about Joe Joe...😊😊😊
@Niklas I was thinking same dude
Some Ppl are so delusional
Sometimes u feel sorry for theses ppl
And other times I say fuck... There no turn back... They are beyond repair
Deaf Jack Russell joke already gets me.
The “you can’t get him back” was either the perfect unintentional set up of a punchline, but probably brilliantly set up…like he put the “deaf” in there, just gotta wait for the question
Theo Von looks like if mark Walberg was part rodent
Edit: not gonna lie thought this was a shit comment, I have no idea how this got 5k likes
Robbie Johnston 👍🏼😂👍🏼
Asterik cAde did you read what he said? 😂😫😆 Who is The Von you wonder?
Robbie Johnston The Rat king
Robbie Johnston he does have that possum look to him.
rat gang
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
Punctuation. Please, use it.
His gyms doesn't exist, look into it
Ownage Productions my immediate thought. Ty
DankFit TV huh so this guy is just lying or
You're so full of shit 😂
Theo is a comedy genius. He is at the level of Pryor and Carlin. Listen to the early This Past Weekend podcasts. Theo will just riff off of nothing for 20 minutes and its drop dead hilarious. Nobody can do that. Nobody. The greatest standup take weeks or months to polish up a 1 hour set.
If it was the 90's Theo would be mainstream and one of the biggest comedians in the world..
😂😂😂😂 You didn't just compare that twat too Pryor
"He likes conspiracies more than anyone I've ever met" *Alex Jones enters the chat*
Jones does it for the money, he knows he's lying. Eddie actually believes all the conspiracy bullshit.
“That just seems like... somebody’s birthday” 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
Came here for this comment... GD I wouldn’t be able to have a full conversation with Theo - I’d be laughing at every third sentence then eventually tap out 😂
Sad that nobody is commenting on that. That line was chaos, lmao
Jamie: I studied Jack Russell Terriers in college. I got an A!"
EpyonRoyal hahahahahha
EpyonRoyal 😂😂😂😂
Hes super butt hurt about that haha. Eddie literally reemed Jamie's butt hole with facts and all Jamie did was come across as a whiny douche.
If you think that to repeat what Eric Dubay says are facts you're as dumb as a flat-earther
Alan Ross Martinez Rodriguez did you get an A in physics too?
It’s funny because Joe doesn’t like “silly” humor, but Joe loves Theo.
“I don’t trust nobody in shorts especially at church” - Theo Von
What I learned from this comments section:
Making lighthearted jokes at your friends' expense and/or disagreeing with them about anything = betrayal and backstabbing.
ThatFatGuy98 they were not friends, he just called his guest retarded
It's 2019 dude, everyone's a pussy.
Nico Odeku who hasn’t called their friend retarded before?
Pussio's
Bruh if he came up with that Jack Russel analogy on the spot, he is comedically brilliant. Funny as shit.
soft.
@@meirbergstein4526 unlike old people
That's his specialty. He can knock those out all day lol
he's extravagant
It wasn’t in the spot that was planned u could tell by his body language and eye movement and pauses between his words he planned to say that before the show was even started the reason as to why I don’t know probably to discredit eddie bravo
How can chem trails be bullshit when you proceed to explain how they’re not bullshit 10 seconds later.
that’s his character
Because that's not what chemtrails are
@@mactallica9293 Oh, okay.
@@mactallica9293 planes spraying chemicals to alter the weather is what chemtrails are, and that is what JR described
@@baseball8z cloud seeding is not what chemtrails are
"...but do you swear?"
"Yes"
"Ok"
Vetting with Theo von
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially at church 🤣😂
Read this as I was laughing at him saying this. Comedic comic timing at its finest.
Lmao and joe just says....Right
4:17
Theo: “you swear”? *in Theo accent*
Joe: “I swear!” *Also in Theo accent*
“Cuz you can’t get him back in the car” I laughed my fucking ass off😂
Joe "I'll be too literal and ruin your jokes" rogan
It's true.
it is known
That's generally what low IQ people do.
@@wce05308 Thank god we're not like those 'low IQ' people ay?
@@jemmabarlas8176 u dumb as shits
Theo Von is the best wordsmith ever.
@@Wizard_Beard Absolutely close.
I disagree I thinkNewt Gingrich is the greatest wordsmith ever. Guys a lyrical genius!
Mark Twain was a pretty good wordsmith.
Literally the Shakespeare of the 21st century
You must be kidding
The amount of throw away jokes that just casually stroll through the convo 🤣🤣🤣
Just see joe picturing Eddie running around barking. 😂
The funniest stuff Theo Von says are the things that just slip out, like "I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church' or that line about his landlord, 'I got stuff on him too'. He's one funny dude
He's hilarious, his accent is cool too
@@SumoCumLoudly Lol. Its funny you say that because he is very funny
Japhy Goldman Part of the genius is that he does it on purpose. They aren’t things that slip out, he knows what people find funny about him and it shows that he is more than just naturally funny, he is a really intelligent wordsmith.
“He started doing organized karate” 😂
I mean not much of a rant about Eddie, more like funny observations about that crazy friend everyone has lol!
theo von is gold
I listen to Joe when I go to bed to fall asleep to but end up all night listening to him.
Theo is just killing it being a guest on podcasts ATM
Quick rundown on this Theo guy? never heard of him
Ass to mouth?
King Chaos Covington At The Moment
Matt Jones Erm, you got a man crush on Theo? Nice! Lol
Stand up on Netflix. Not bad
If i ever see HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHONDA in the sky, I'm gonna laugh for a whole day straight.
yeah, but then youll know there is something going on
“That just seems like writing someone’s birthday in the sky” 💀 💀 🤣
Eddie bravo believeing in flat earth was just a cover up/false flag to save his life otherwise he would be executed for saying to much to the public on the joe rogan podcast. So the flat earth theory was just there so people would think he was crazy so he could stay alive is a theory ^^
"you're honking the horn but you can't get him back" 🤣🐕🤣🐕🤣🍄🤣🐕
Eddie 'Johnny' Bravo is like a deaf Jack Russell...once he goes, you can't get him back.
“You swear?” Lol theo double downs on the question
Who’s Eddie Bravo? He isn’t real.
Look into it.
Rick Smore' imagine Eddie’s the shill to end all shills
Rick Smore' I've met him he's real in the flesh
Bro, I don’t know shit, all I’m saying is look into it.
Lol look it up.
Eddie Bravo is flat. All pictures that show him as 3 dimensional are CGI
“I don’t trust anybody who wears shorts, especially at church.”
I’m dying here. I always wear shorts, no matter the season, and I play drums for my church.
Joe rogan: chemtrails are nonesense
Also Joe Rogan: they can make it rain by spraying shit in the sky
The number of people who would have to be in on it is astronomical
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts... especially in church."
Joe treats Theo kind of like he’s stupid sometimes but I think Theo‘s honestly probably smarter than Joe.
Oh 💯. Theo has to breakdown 60% of jokes for Joe. In terms of comedic intelligence, Theo and Norm MacDonald top the charts.
@@jlsvideos5990 there are certain people that just have it in them, they are the most charismatic comedians and have the ability to be a show by just speaking, Joey, norm, patrice and Dave are a couple that come to mind
I mean, neither are brilliant. Theo is a genuine comedian tho
No question about it
@@jlsvideos5990 Super relate to this comment, in the last year I have been watching Theo and Norm clips almost exclusively on this tube thing. Last night hit me harder than I thought possible for someone I’ve never met
"Chemtrails are nonsense "
Proceeds to explain how they work...
I think Theo and Pootie Tang may have grown up in nearby trailer parks.
"We never knew what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant."
This dude is too hilarious
Joe "The FBI has never talked to me" Rogan
@done done he got nervous too lol
Didn't say anything about the Scientologists though.
@ he also said way more than he needed to, something people do when they are lying. saying more than necessary and getting defensive.
Deaf Jack Russell terrier analogy is GOLD
“He lost me at chapter 70”💀
Eddie watching this at home on spotify for free 😂😂😂😂
Lol Theo asking Joe to "swear" the CIA hadn't got him 😂
He's on the payroll.
😂😂😂
He looks like he's lying too and Theo pulls a face thinking the same
Exactly.
Kind of wild huh haha. Spotify bread
Eddie is right about the gov getting to Joe
He's on the payroll.
“It seems like we would figure out how to get to space…”
Um, we have. Rockets.
The "Deaf Jack Russle conversation" is one of my favorite Joe Rogan reactions
Why is everyone but hurt in the comments they're all friends it's find to make fun of something ridiculous your friend said or did.
@ I believe it was on Eddie's podcast. And yeah, it kinda seemed like he got his feelings hurt and tried to play it off, iirc. I'm sure they're fine now.
Because Joe is dumb as a box of rocks and is a terrible friend to people.
It's spelled butt hurt. As in I'm butt hurt you spelled butt hurt incorrectly.
@@jordanharrison5576 why I came into this comments section haha 😂
@@PristineSacrilege what is iirc?
Bruh thats the 1st time ive seen Theo look serious when he asked joe about the govt talkin to him
“Why is he a DEAF jack russell terrier?”
Cause you can’t get him back… 🤣🤣
Joe has a really great laugh ...Theo and Joe are amazing together
When they rub sausages
@@nnaheim. you’re on the wrong website
@@floridasoldat Id handle your cabage like a starving vegetarian.
Yung Jamie getting that sweet revenge on Eddie Bravo.
Ju
Never mess with the computer boy.
Jamie came off as a spoiled brat in that argument in my opinion.
Mike McCoin he did!
still eddie smoked his ass!
Why are you so angry?
William Cooper lol
THEO - "Did they (fbi) do anything to you?"
JOE - "nOOOoooOOoo No!"
THEO - "You swear?"
JOE - "I SWEAR"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know that I believe that response.
Waxinasss
Same. Weird right?
@@GodSays ay bro where are the 21 trillion dollars that the Pentagon "lost". No conspiracy facts. You are a sheep dumb fuck if you think asking questions is because of drugs wtf the are plenty of questions to ask
@@GodSays mainstream media dumbass
Theo's look when he was asking was priceless as well.... Theo was suspicious of Joe forsure lol
"yea chemtrails are BS" "they spray chemicals in the sky and make it rain"
I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially in church 😂😂 proper got me
Joe Rogan: 'Chem trails are bullshit'
The next sentence: 'They use chem trails to make it rain in Dubai'
lietrally they can make rain fall out of the SKY on command and people dont think that maybe that technology is bieng used for malicious intent or could be..... jesasssss
there's a difference between spraying salt in the clouds to increase the likelihood of rain and spraying chemicals to mind control people. that is complete bullshit.
@@fsmfsm9941 They used to do human sacrifices to demonic interdimensional entities.... oh wait they still do that....so how the fuck do you know if they aint doing some other evil shit.
But don't "they" have to live on the same earth as everyone else? If that crazy shit is getting sprayed in the air what makes them immune to it
@@OneMove33 what the fuck does that have to do with chemtrails???
Organized karate ... lmaooo
I am outside everyday. I see days where there is a grid pattern of “trails” from planes. Then there are days where you don’t see a single one. But, everyday I see planes fly by with CON trails, condensation trails. They always dissipate and make a “tail” from the plane that stays about the same length. The Chem trails stay all day and slowly spread out until the whole sky is hazy.
“They can write Happy Birthday Rhonda or something” 😂😂😂😂😂
"No one's talked to me.. about anything... ever.."
mm seems like something an FBI informant would say 🤔