Anthony Duggan i agree! This is so accurate! There are people who write Theo off as some dumb hillbilly, but the man is undeniably blessed with some form of intelligence
@@kingtiger889 they get deaf when they get older .. I have 2 and it's torture. They think they hear something and they just start barking and you can't get them to stop
Totally hilarious. That and when he was talking about chem trails being bullshit. He said about the planes, “yeah they can write Happy birthday and that just seems like it’s somebody’s birthday!” 😂🤣😂
His stand up is still hilarious and better than most... but he proves that he’s got more than just an hour of material a year. He’s a walking, living, everlasting comedy special
He’s definitely more witty on his feet than with written material. Written material is memorized so you’re kind of locked in to the pace of the joke and delivery in order to make it work. Regular conversation tend to flow better and have more freedom to be witty .
@@magnushyenna1574 you're right about THEO AND ROGAN AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM I THINk HE'S BEEN BOUGHT and silenced which also makes him a coward no matter how tough he shows to be HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH WHAT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS FOR THOSE WHOSE VEIL'S BEEN LIFTED IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFT, EDDY ON THE OTHER HAND makes more sense, but Theories involving multiple conspirators that are proven to be correct, such as the Watergate scandal, 911, Sandy hook are usually referred to as "investigative journalism" or "historical analysis" rather than conspiracy theories.
@@itsmetheman_7790 yes! true! i think that Theo is a natural born coward and pussy, but Joe Rogan must be a conspiracy denier otherwise he would lose his job.
i think its more Theo is trying constantly to get a reaction from Joe to his jokes. It derails the conversation if you just keep laughing at their jokes and makes it impossible to lead into other topics. You ever been around someone who just keeps trying to get a reaction out of you when you're being polite and laugh at one of their jokes? it gets annoying, needy even.
@@ashuael5732 I have no idea what ur trying to say and OP is a dumbass how tf is he supposed to understand “deaf Jack Russell” that’s such an obscure joke wtf r y saying u fatty🤣
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
@Luke I too was the same. And now I take everything with a grain of salt because there's always some truth in it. But people wanna jump the gun and call somebody a nutjob
"He started doing uhhh. Organized...karate." When theo explains stuff it kinda sounds like an alien or a robot thats been fed a history book or two and is trying to blend in with humans. Its always wrong but sorta in the same ballpark.
@Tiger Dragon that's only relevant if Theo questioned his martial arts ability lol Theo was making fun of his crazy conspiracy theory beliefs, which is totally justified because Eddie sounds like a nut case somtimes. That nothing to do with martial arts, but go ahead look into it
Shaun Pearson lmao dumbass says he’s trying really hard but on a 2 hour podcast which he always does with people they just talk about random things and he’s naturally funny oh the irony in people who don’t wanna accept when they’re wrong
@@jenjuice432 "when your smart friend explains something you dont get but you go along with it so u dont look dumb" trust me I've given alot of "yaah I cud see that" responses lol 🤷🏾♂️😅
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
It wasn’t in the spot that was planned u could tell by his body language and eye movement and pauses between his words he planned to say that before the show was even started the reason as to why I don’t know probably to discredit eddie bravo
The funniest stuff Theo Von says are the things that just slip out, like "I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church' or that line about his landlord, 'I got stuff on him too'. He's one funny dude
Japhy Goldman Part of the genius is that he does it on purpose. They aren’t things that slip out, he knows what people find funny about him and it shows that he is more than just naturally funny, he is a really intelligent wordsmith.
The Government doesn't need to do anything to Little Rogaine here, the guy has the discernment of Hillary Clintons 20 year old bathwater at this point, Hes literally not even worth compromising or "buying out" even though hed gladly sell out as he has said in his own words plenty of times lol, but no need cause for dudes like Joe here they will think fricking so called"aliens" from 20 ga zillion light years away in some nebula made up of diamonds or whatever just fantasy sci fi nonsense there spewing this week- hel think that's on the level and 100 percent, but then thinks anything regarding chem trails being sketchy is a "baseless conspiracy theory" I think the bets word to describe Joe Rogaine overall especially the past 10 years aside from having terrible stand up so called comedy would just be ... Disappointing. Eddie Bravo could at this point probably show him real time HD footage of exactly what I have seen and countless others in real time where a Jet very high up is very blatantly spraying / releasing something that is clearly not a contrail for beyond obvious reasons- because unlike a contrail these not only do not dissipate at all, they often times like the one I witnessed in real time over a span of like 45 minutes even eventually can cover fricking half the sky....and it was not cloud seeding in this case either .....so the fact Little Joe here cannot even acknowledge that yeah he doesn't even need the Government to attempt to "get to him"/ buy him out, cause frankly hes a sell out 100 percent on his own and proud of it at this point, at this point he could probably have Neil Da gropey Tyson come on his show again and tell him there is a black hole at the center of the solar system and inside yes it smells like bubblegum ! why how do we know this well A were scientists, and Michu Kuku or MIchu cockatiel whatever his name is you know wrote a formula down a formula of sci fi fantasy nonsense and he determined a black hole on the inside smells like Bubblegum....and also the world is sort of diamond/pear shaped....and Joe would believe it unconditionally lol.Huh hes just so disappointing. Ah well still hilarious times at least.
@Niklas I was thinking same dude Some Ppl are so delusional Sometimes u feel sorry for theses ppl And other times I say fuck... There no turn back... They are beyond repair
Chris Allgood exactly! But only the gay, non athletic version that looks nothing like him. Brady is much more funny than this dick biter . Hell, even Belichick is hilarious compared to that ass bandit.
What I learned from this comments section: Making lighthearted jokes at your friends' expense and/or disagreeing with them about anything = betrayal and backstabbing.
Came here for this comment... GD I wouldn’t be able to have a full conversation with Theo - I’d be laughing at every third sentence then eventually tap out 😂
Eddie bravo believeing in flat earth was just a cover up/false flag to save his life otherwise he would be executed for saying to much to the public on the joe rogan podcast. So the flat earth theory was just there so people would think he was crazy so he could stay alive is a theory ^^
@ I believe it was on Eddie's podcast. And yeah, it kinda seemed like he got his feelings hurt and tried to play it off, iirc. I'm sure they're fine now.
@@jlsvideos5990 there are certain people that just have it in them, they are the most charismatic comedians and have the ability to be a show by just speaking, Joey, norm, patrice and Dave are a couple that come to mind
@@jlsvideos5990 Super relate to this comment, in the last year I have been watching Theo and Norm clips almost exclusively on this tube thing. Last night hit me harder than I thought possible for someone I’ve never met
@@revjim77 No they aren't. Anybody who goes against their values for money are scum. Especially when they try to convince people they would never and were already rich before hand
Exactly, it's a shame he lacks the self awareness, otherwise he could have done something productive with that talent.. Such as make a profession out of it
For anyone curious, a hygroscopic salt is basically any salt capable of bonding water. It forms a special kind of bond that's strong enough to keep the water attached to it but weak enough that it can be broken with a little heat. They put the salt up there where it bonds to water, clumping it together. It basically takes the moisture in the air and concentrates it into droplets. The droplets then clump to form clouds then it becomes rain. I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure the salt is recovered after the rain falls and is filtered out by: - Heating the water after it falls - Adding (non-toxic) additives that bind to it so that a bond with the additive and the salt are stronger than the salt and the water, making it simply fall out of solution as a solid
@@GodSays ay bro where are the 21 trillion dollars that the Pentagon "lost". No conspiracy facts. You are a sheep dumb fuck if you think asking questions is because of drugs wtf the are plenty of questions to ask
lietrally they can make rain fall out of the SKY on command and people dont think that maybe that technology is bieng used for malicious intent or could be..... jesasssss
there's a difference between spraying salt in the clouds to increase the likelihood of rain and spraying chemicals to mind control people. that is complete bullshit.
@@fsmfsm9941 They used to do human sacrifices to demonic interdimensional entities.... oh wait they still do that....so how the fuck do you know if they aint doing some other evil shit.
Love going back to this. It's so apparent to anyone who knows Theo's comedy that he's lightyears ahead of anyone else. Comedians like Joe can't keep up.
Joes also kinda trying to have a real conversation not just whip joke after joke in there. Nothing wrong with that play either, Theo was hilarious here, but just saying they were doing two different things
@@Rowsy91Agreed cause it’s Joes podcast and his job to keep them on point and make it work in a way viewers can follow. He’s more of a wrangler sometimes trying to keep his guests on topic but he also knows when to just let them go. Joe is impressive with how he can make any guest into an incredibly interesting watch
The “you can’t get him back” was either the perfect unintentional set up of a punchline, but probably brilliantly set up…like he put the “deaf” in there, just gotta wait for the question
Joe's tone of voice changed entirely when he was assuring everybody that no-one from the Gov talked to him. And he opened up his eyes real big to try to seem more truthful...
It’s kind of funny how they can just have fluent conversations that it seems like they forget they’re being recorded and broadcasted to the world. He talks about Eddie like Eddie won’t be getting that UA-cam notification hahaha
I’m sure not convinced. There was def a clear drop off in his interest/attitude towards conspiracies around when all the Alex Jones shit happened.. it was obvious
theo von is like a person who was born a genius but educated by learning disabled teachers
This is my favourite description of Theo Von ever
Anthony Duggan i agree! This is so accurate! There are people who write Theo off as some dumb hillbilly, but the man is undeniably blessed with some form of intelligence
Accurate af
You can say that again
Just an average american. Screwed by the school system.
I have a deaf jack russell terrier and that comparison is perfect.
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 Best comparison ever #TheoVonisfunnyAF
Is it common they’re deaf? I’ve never met a deaf dog before
@@kingtiger889 they get deaf when they get older .. I have 2 and it's torture. They think they hear something and they just start barking and you can't get them to stop
@@tommywalsh9090 Wow Theo literally made a real joke. Sorry to hear that
@@kingtiger889 oh no the dogs are happy and fine. It's torture for me waking up every morning because they won't shutup barking 😂
“He liked music. He started a band. He liked karate. He started doing, uuuum...you know...organized karate” I lost it 😂🤣😭
Totally hilarious. That and when he was talking about chem trails being bullshit. He said about the planes, “yeah they can write Happy birthday and that just seems like it’s somebody’s birthday!” 😂🤣😂
As opposed to underground street karate 🤣
@@savethetowels in soviet russia all martial arts and even bodybuilding at one point was underground shit. (sorry for being literal)
It's not that funny stfu
@@AkeoT9 who hurt you so bad? Lets talk about it.. I got you bro
He’s the most naturally funny person I’ve ever seen.
He doesn’t even mean to be half the time
Yeah i love joe
@@MosinAttractedPersonnot Joe numb nuts
That's what makes him so funny
Theo to me is so much funnier in conversations like these, rather than his stand up. I die laughing at his regular conversations.
I find the same with Joey Diaz as well.
Agreed.
His stand up is still hilarious and better than most... but he proves that he’s got more than just an hour of material a year. He’s a walking, living, everlasting comedy special
He’s definitely more witty on his feet than with written material. Written material is memorized so you’re kind of locked in to the pace of the joke and delivery in order to make it work. Regular conversation tend to flow better and have more freedom to be witty .
Just when you think you have Theo figured out he suprise ya
"I don't trust anyone in shorts, especially at church" - Theo Von, now those are words to live by.
@chester tam watch out for ppl in arizona lol
Theo's a clown Ngl
In Florida that’s almost impossible
Just don't trust anyone in a church, they're some gullible mother fuckers.
@@nayf7682 you're so ahead of the curve
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church."
Lol
ZER0C00L ua-cam.com/video/9kdDkYfaNMQ/v-deo.html
@@magnushyenna1574 He's just busting balls he does that to all his friends
@@bobross6602 he is a pussy and a coward. also he is the ugliest human i've ever seen
@@magnushyenna1574 you're right about THEO
AND ROGAN AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM I THINk HE'S BEEN BOUGHT and silenced which also makes him a coward no matter how tough he shows to be HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH WHAT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS FOR THOSE WHOSE VEIL'S BEEN LIFTED IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFT, EDDY ON THE OTHER HAND makes more sense, but Theories involving multiple conspirators that are proven to be correct, such as the Watergate scandal, 911, Sandy hook are usually referred to as "investigative journalism" or "historical analysis" rather than conspiracy theories.
@@itsmetheman_7790 yes! true!
i think that Theo is a natural born coward and pussy, but Joe Rogan must be a conspiracy denier otherwise he would lose his job.
Joe's inability to understand jokes is a perfect analogy of his stand up.
i think its more Theo is trying constantly to get a reaction from Joe to his jokes. It derails the conversation if you just keep laughing at their jokes and makes it impossible to lead into other topics. You ever been around someone who just keeps trying to get a reaction out of you when you're being polite and laugh at one of their jokes? it gets annoying, needy even.
@@ashuael5732 nah, Theo is just funny
@@ashuael5732 I have no idea what ur trying to say and OP is a dumbass how tf is he supposed to understand “deaf Jack Russell” that’s such an obscure joke wtf r y saying u fatty🤣
@@siddarth3955 nah
@@Jimmy.3 🗿
"well why is he deaf?"
"cause you can't get him back"
ahHAHAhhahaha jesus christ
@Con Or thank you. tho thats not really anime I don't think. it's in the gorillaz demon days art style
@Con Or no?
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
Asrath Qathreth Fuck you
@@TheDAHTANShow I respect your opinion, but unless you film yourself asking him questions from the show then I think thats a missed opportunity.
"I mean, planes can write happy birthday in the sky and stuff. That doest seem like chemicals, just seems like... someone's birthday.."
I know, im done with Rogan. This dude has done a 180 on everthing.
Must be makin some cash......
@Luke I too was the same. And now I take everything with a grain of salt because there's always some truth in it. But people wanna jump the gun and call somebody a nutjob
Happy birthday Rhonda!
@@supa4ys843 becuae you are. tell me a true aspect of a conspiracy theory.
@Luke yep pretty much sums me up.
"He started doing uhhh. Organized...karate."
When theo explains stuff it kinda sounds like an alien or a robot thats been fed a history book or two and is trying to blend in with humans. Its always wrong but sorta in the same ballpark.
That's really well written, and funny. I hope you do stand-up. You should. If you're not too ugly. Otherwise, you should be a writer.
@@jameslitt5239 chill dude is this your first time on the internet lmao
@@Aryzo I thought that was great lmao
@@jameslitt5239 first time surfing the interwebs?
This is so spot on!
"He loves conspiracies more than anyone I've met in my life"
A close friend of Alex Jones talking about Eddie Bravo
Alex jones is right though.
@@garnetnard4284 about pretty much everything. David Icke too, I’m starting to believe the lizard thing
@@truthhurts1884 how much crack have you smoked
@@truthhurts1884 David Icke's "Lizard thing" is probably a euphemistic front
@@garnetnard4284 yeesh
Theo never dissed Eddie Bravo in my opinion. He just made a joke. Which happens to have a lot of truth behind it. Which is why eddie got pissed
Nah man eddies diss track is coming soon bro it’s featuring Eminem
@@W..949 yeah... He didn't say that... Good try though
He got pissed? That makes it even more hilarious.
@Tiger Dragon oh so that's why hes done sets at the comedy club lmfao Eddie's full of himself sometimes and Theo has no ego
@Tiger Dragon that's only relevant if Theo questioned his martial arts ability lol Theo was making fun of his crazy conspiracy theory beliefs, which is totally justified because Eddie sounds like a nut case somtimes. That nothing to do with martial arts, but go ahead look into it
Theo Von is a friggin character and he doesn't even have to try.
You're kidding right? OH he's fucking tryin' his ass off. Funny as hell, but he's trying.
Shaun Pearson Sure idiot he can do it 24/7
@@Lospollos24 "irony"
Shaun Pearson “idiot”
Shaun Pearson lmao dumbass says he’s trying really hard but on a 2 hour podcast which he always does with people they just talk about random things and he’s naturally funny oh the irony in people who don’t wanna accept when they’re wrong
Joe: "They use... hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of mositure, generate more rain"
Theo: "Yeah I can see them doing that..."
I loved that bit.
I don't even know why that's funny, but it is 😭
@@jenjuice432 "when your smart friend explains something you dont get but you go along with it so u dont look dumb" trust me I've given alot of "yaah I cud see that" responses lol 🤷🏾♂️😅
My favorite part
Had me rollin
Eddie "Look into it" Bravo
Lol
i hate that annoying idiot
Swifty Unknown wow ur so original
Swifty Unknown eddie looked into it, that is joes vagina.
Thor Abraxas you cant look into top secret stuff - if i know anything its that all that stuff self destructs in 15 seconds.....
I love how 99% of Theo's jokes just go right over Joe's head
It is just the fact that theo drops a joke or says some stupid shit every sentene lmao
@@scifmilch1787 exactly lmao if you laughed at every joke from Theo you couldn’t get a word in edgewise 😅
@@scifmilch1787 Joe is stupid , he needs the jokes to be explained first the nugget
Must’ve went over mine then as well
@@wespicedmemes and how do u feel about that
"I don't trust anybody in shorts, ESPECIALLY in church."
Words to live by.
@Dodger Honestly, I don't get it lol
Jake C. If you’re the type of person who judges based simply on ones decision to wear shorts that makes your god shitty
70mjc r/woosh
@@70mjc the fact that you said someone's God and not them makes you a shit person
I dont trust anyone that goes to church.
Joe losing it at “deaf Jack Russel” kills me 🤣
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
Punctuation. Please, use it.
His gyms doesn't exist, look into it
Ownage Productions my immediate thought. Ty
DankFit TV huh so this guy is just lying or
You're so full of shit 😂
Theo von the fastest rising comedy star in the world. The rat king army is rising.
Actually he hosted a show called MTV's Boiling Points. You're thinking of that actor Vaughan.
Wasn't he on the real world
He really is, im siked about it.
He's been doing comedy for 15 years
Johabe Franco i Never Said he was a new comic i meant he has picked up a lot steam within the last 18 months
"Organized Karate" Eddie joined a Fight Club
“I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially at Church” why is this so true lmfao
Theo Von is like the LA version of Joe Dirt.
How does this comment only have 27 likes?
@@qtbrown
Thanks!
"Nah I'm cool."
"No you're not."
He’s not from la tho and he’s not really that la
@Chris Innis are u dumb?
Bruh if he came up with that Jack Russel analogy on the spot, he is comedically brilliant. Funny as shit.
soft.
@@meirbergstein4526 unlike old people
That's his specialty. He can knock those out all day lol
he's extravagant
It wasn’t in the spot that was planned u could tell by his body language and eye movement and pauses between his words he planned to say that before the show was even started the reason as to why I don’t know probably to discredit eddie bravo
Theo Von looks like if mark Walberg was part rodent
Edit: not gonna lie thought this was a shit comment, I have no idea how this got 5k likes
Robbie Johnston 👍🏼😂👍🏼
Asterik cAde did you read what he said? 😂😫😆 Who is The Von you wonder?
Robbie Johnston The Rat king
Robbie Johnston he does have that possum look to him.
rat gang
Joe's reaction when he puts it all together is awesome.
It's almost better that he didn't get it at first lol
The funniest stuff Theo Von says are the things that just slip out, like "I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church' or that line about his landlord, 'I got stuff on him too'. He's one funny dude
He's hilarious, his accent is cool too
@@SumoCumLoudly Lol. Its funny you say that because he is very funny
Japhy Goldman Part of the genius is that he does it on purpose. They aren’t things that slip out, he knows what people find funny about him and it shows that he is more than just naturally funny, he is a really intelligent wordsmith.
“He started doing organized karate” 😂
"They could write happy birthday Rhonda or something. That just seems... that just seems like somebody's birthday" im dying
He's hilarious, man. Everything going straight over Joe's head
@@robjj5373 Everything except hair.
That's the line that got me lol
Theo Von is the best wordsmith ever.
@@Ice-Time90 Absolutely close.
I disagree I thinkNewt Gingrich is the greatest wordsmith ever. Guys a lyrical genius!
Mark Twain was a pretty good wordsmith.
Literally the Shakespeare of the 21st century
You must be kidding
"you're honking the horn but you can't get him back" 🤣🐕🤣🐕🤣🍄🤣🐕
LMAO!
"Did the government get to you?"
No.
"YOU SWEAR!?" 😂😂😂😂
OMG I LOVE THEO.
The Government doesn't need to do anything to Little Rogaine here, the guy has the discernment of Hillary Clintons 20 year old bathwater at this point, Hes literally not even worth compromising or "buying out" even though hed gladly sell out as he has said in his own words plenty of times lol, but no need cause for dudes like Joe here they will think fricking so called"aliens" from 20 ga zillion light years away in some nebula made up of diamonds or whatever just fantasy sci fi nonsense there spewing this week- hel think that's on the level and 100 percent, but then thinks anything regarding chem trails being sketchy is a "baseless conspiracy theory" I think the bets word to describe Joe Rogaine overall especially the past 10 years aside from having terrible stand up so called comedy would just be ... Disappointing. Eddie Bravo could at this point probably show him real time HD footage of exactly what I have seen and countless others in real time where a Jet very high up is very blatantly spraying / releasing something that is clearly not a contrail for beyond obvious reasons- because unlike a contrail these not only do not dissipate at all, they often times like the one I witnessed in real time over a span of like 45 minutes even eventually can cover fricking half the sky....and it was not cloud seeding in this case either .....so the fact Little Joe here cannot even acknowledge that yeah he doesn't even need the Government to attempt to "get to him"/ buy him out, cause frankly hes a sell out 100 percent on his own and proud of it at this point, at this point he could probably have Neil Da gropey Tyson come on his show again and tell him there is a black hole at the center of the solar system and inside yes it smells like bubblegum ! why how do we know this well A were scientists, and Michu Kuku or MIchu cockatiel whatever his name is you know wrote a formula down a formula of sci fi fantasy nonsense and he determined a black hole on the inside smells like Bubblegum....and also the world is sort of diamond/pear shaped....and Joe would believe it unconditionally lol.Huh hes just so disappointing. Ah well still hilarious times at least.
Teho is at least pretty nice /cool likeable though at least.
Riiight?! So adorably sincere.... gigglezz...
@@danielhicks4826
Tell us how you REALLY feel... 😉😉😉
But... yeah, naw, yeah. I think you're right about Joe Joe...😊😊😊
@Niklas I was thinking same dude
Some Ppl are so delusional
Sometimes u feel sorry for theses ppl
And other times I say fuck... There no turn back... They are beyond repair
Tom Brady with a mullet fade
SMOKE THE CONQUEROR 🤣🤣🤣😂👍🏻
Chris Allgood exactly! But only the gay, non athletic version that looks nothing like him. Brady is much more funny than this dick biter . Hell, even Belichick is hilarious compared to that ass bandit.
@@cb-tz8og you okay?
royce cone estoy bien.
Gracias
? Y tu ?
@@cb-tz8og stfu please
"...but do you swear?"
"Yes"
"Ok"
Vetting with Theo von
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He liked Karate, he started doing like...organized Karate" 😄
I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially at church 🤣😂
Read this as I was laughing at him saying this. Comedic comic timing at its finest.
Lmao and joe just says....Right
Joe "I'll be too literal and ruin your jokes" rogan
It's true.
it is known
That's generally what low IQ people do.
@@wce05308 Thank god we're not like those 'low IQ' people ay?
@@jemmabarlas8176 u dumb as shits
Jamie: I studied Jack Russell Terriers in college. I got an A!"
EpyonRoyal hahahahahha
EpyonRoyal 😂😂😂😂
Hes super butt hurt about that haha. Eddie literally reemed Jamie's butt hole with facts and all Jamie did was come across as a whiny douche.
If you think that to repeat what Eric Dubay says are facts you're as dumb as a flat-earther
Alan Ross Martinez Rodriguez did you get an A in physics too?
Theo is the funniest when he’s not telling written jokes but just talking about shit because he has the best lines ever 😂😂😂
Theo is just killing it being a guest on podcasts ATM
Quick rundown on this Theo guy? never heard of him
Ass to mouth?
King Chaos Covington At The Moment
Matt Jones Erm, you got a man crush on Theo? Nice! Lol
Stand up on Netflix. Not bad
What I learned from this comments section:
Making lighthearted jokes at your friends' expense and/or disagreeing with them about anything = betrayal and backstabbing.
ThatFatGuy98 they were not friends, he just called his guest retarded
It's 2019 dude, everyone's a pussy.
Nico Odeku who hasn’t called their friend retarded before?
Pussio's
“That just seems like... somebody’s birthday” 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
Came here for this comment... GD I wouldn’t be able to have a full conversation with Theo - I’d be laughing at every third sentence then eventually tap out 😂
Sad that nobody is commenting on that. That line was chaos, lmao
Joe Rogan: Chemtrails don't exist
Joe Rogan: Explains exactly how they spray silver oxide to create rain clouds over Abu Dhabi 🤣
That's some interesting conflation lol, are we gonna change the definition of chemtrails to include crop-dusters too? 😂
I mean not much of a rant about Eddie, more like funny observations about that crazy friend everyone has lol!
“You swear?” Lol theo double downs on the question
Joe "The FBI has never talked to me" Rogan
@done done he got nervous too lol
Didn't say anything about the Scientologists though.
@ he also said way more than he needed to, something people do when they are lying. saying more than necessary and getting defensive.
Joe has a really great laugh ...Theo and Joe are amazing together
When they rub sausages
@@nnaheim. you’re on the wrong website
@@floridasoldat Id handle your cabage like a starving vegetarian.
If i ever see HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHONDA in the sky, I'm gonna laugh for a whole day straight.
yeah, but then youll know there is something going on
“That just seems like writing someone’s birthday in the sky” 💀 💀 🤣
Eddie bravo believeing in flat earth was just a cover up/false flag to save his life otherwise he would be executed for saying to much to the public on the joe rogan podcast. So the flat earth theory was just there so people would think he was crazy so he could stay alive is a theory ^^
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts... especially in church."
Bruh thats the 1st time ive seen Theo look serious when he asked joe about the govt talkin to him
As a former Jack Russell owner I’ve never heard anything true than that joke 💀💀 even the hearing ones can be deaf
Why is everyone but hurt in the comments they're all friends it's find to make fun of something ridiculous your friend said or did.
@ I believe it was on Eddie's podcast. And yeah, it kinda seemed like he got his feelings hurt and tried to play it off, iirc. I'm sure they're fine now.
Because Joe is dumb as a box of rocks and is a terrible friend to people.
It's spelled butt hurt. As in I'm butt hurt you spelled butt hurt incorrectly.
@@jordanharrison5576 why I came into this comments section haha 😂
@@PristineSacrilege what is iirc?
Deaf Jack Russell terrier analogy is GOLD
Everybody needs an Eddie Bravo in their life. Just to keep it interesting. 😂
2:43 fucking Theo is so low key genius that this has to be a joke 😂😂😂
Who’s Eddie Bravo? He isn’t real.
Look into it.
Rick Smore' imagine Eddie’s the shill to end all shills
Rick Smore' I've met him he's real in the flesh
Bro, I don’t know shit, all I’m saying is look into it.
Lol look it up.
Eddie Bravo is flat. All pictures that show him as 3 dimensional are CGI
"why's he deaf?" ... "You can't get him back" 😂
Eddie is right about the gov getting to Joe
He's on the payroll.
I listen to Joe when I go to bed to fall asleep to but end up all night listening to him.
4:22 Theo is unconvinced 😂
“You swear?” 😂
Joe treats Theo kind of like he’s stupid sometimes but I think Theo‘s honestly probably smarter than Joe.
Oh 💯. Theo has to breakdown 60% of jokes for Joe. In terms of comedic intelligence, Theo and Norm MacDonald top the charts.
@@jlsvideos5990 there are certain people that just have it in them, they are the most charismatic comedians and have the ability to be a show by just speaking, Joey, norm, patrice and Dave are a couple that come to mind
I mean, neither are brilliant. Theo is a genuine comedian tho
No question about it
@@jlsvideos5990 Super relate to this comment, in the last year I have been watching Theo and Norm clips almost exclusively on this tube thing. Last night hit me harder than I thought possible for someone I’ve never met
Eddie is the guy that didn't sell out. Just remember that.
fucking oath. cannot stand rogan anymore
People that use the term “sell out” are the biggest losers in the world.
@@revjim77 No they aren't. Anybody who goes against their values for money are scum. Especially when they try to convince people they would never and were already rich before hand
@@est727xx5 What values? Just admit you hate people that succeed at life and move on.
@@est727xx5 Bro it's a free podcast get over it lol
I've watched this clip so many times and still in bits everytime hahaha theo is so funny his analogies are the best I have had the pleasure to witness
Joe doesn’t even catch most of Theos jokes lmao. Rat king is on such a different level it’s hilarious
Lol Theo asking Joe to "swear" the CIA hadn't got him 😂
He's on the payroll.
😂😂😂
He looks like he's lying too and Theo pulls a face thinking the same
Exactly.
Kind of wild huh haha. Spotify bread
Eddie 'Johnny' Bravo is like a deaf Jack Russell...once he goes, you can't get him back.
"No one's talked to me.. about anything... ever.."
mm seems like something an FBI informant would say 🤔
“Chem trails are pretty obviously bullshit” *explains chemtrails more convincingly than most conspiracy theorists*
Theo Von is one of the funniest comedians that doesn’t realize how funny he is
Exactly, it's a shame he lacks the self awareness, otherwise he could have done something productive with that talent.. Such as make a profession out of it
I mean he is a comedian so he probably knows he's funny haha
But you do? Lol what a stupid comment. Of course he knows how funny he is
@@jchap15901 he’s playing the Chicago Theater soon so uh that’s like not a worry of his
Oh I think he deffo does. He uses it to his advantage, pretending to be clueless to disarm people he is talking to to gain a huge advantage
theo von is gold
he's got that jack russel terrier mentality
For anyone curious, a hygroscopic salt is basically any salt capable of bonding water. It forms a special kind of bond that's strong enough to keep the water attached to it but weak enough that it can be broken with a little heat. They put the salt up there where it bonds to water, clumping it together. It basically takes the moisture in the air and concentrates it into droplets. The droplets then clump to form clouds then it becomes rain.
I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure the salt is recovered after the rain falls and is filtered out by:
- Heating the water after it falls
- Adding (non-toxic) additives that bind to it so that a bond with the additive and the salt are stronger than the salt and the water, making it simply fall out of solution as a solid
THEO - "Did they (fbi) do anything to you?"
JOE - "nOOOoooOOoo No!"
THEO - "You swear?"
JOE - "I SWEAR"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know that I believe that response.
Waxinasss
Same. Weird right?
@@GodSays ay bro where are the 21 trillion dollars that the Pentagon "lost". No conspiracy facts. You are a sheep dumb fuck if you think asking questions is because of drugs wtf the are plenty of questions to ask
@@GodSays mainstream media dumbass
Theo's look when he was asking was priceless as well.... Theo was suspicious of Joe forsure lol
It’s funny because Joe doesn’t like “silly” humor, but Joe loves Theo.
Joe Rogan: 'Chem trails are bullshit'
The next sentence: 'They use chem trails to make it rain in Dubai'
lietrally they can make rain fall out of the SKY on command and people dont think that maybe that technology is bieng used for malicious intent or could be..... jesasssss
there's a difference between spraying salt in the clouds to increase the likelihood of rain and spraying chemicals to mind control people. that is complete bullshit.
@@fsmfsm9941 They used to do human sacrifices to demonic interdimensional entities.... oh wait they still do that....so how the fuck do you know if they aint doing some other evil shit.
But don't "they" have to live on the same earth as everyone else? If that crazy shit is getting sprayed in the air what makes them immune to it
@@OneMove33 what the fuck does that have to do with chemtrails???
I love his calm southern demeanor, "you know?"
Love going back to this. It's so apparent to anyone who knows Theo's comedy that he's lightyears ahead of anyone else. Comedians like Joe can't keep up.
Joes also kinda trying to have a real conversation not just whip joke after joke in there. Nothing wrong with that play either, Theo was hilarious here, but just saying they were doing two different things
@@Rowsy91Agreed cause it’s Joes podcast and his job to keep them on point and make it work in a way viewers can follow. He’s more of a wrangler sometimes trying to keep his guests on topic but he also knows when to just let them go. Joe is impressive with how he can make any guest into an incredibly interesting watch
The “you can’t get him back” was either the perfect unintentional set up of a punchline, but probably brilliantly set up…like he put the “deaf” in there, just gotta wait for the question
Joe's tone of voice changed entirely when he was assuring everybody that no-one from the Gov talked to him. And he opened up his eyes real big to try to seem more truthful...
Nice catch detective
And Jamie instantly brought up the well gone homemade rain clouds stuff to change the subject....
And he changed the subject real quick ....*oh what that Jamie?
His eyes got more squinty guy what are you talking about 😂
Wassup Eddie
as someone who has a 'Deaf Jack Russell' ...
i know exactly what he's talking about. HILARIOUS.
How many of you nerds are gonna lie and copy each others comments?
Theo actually was giving Eddie a compliment.
such a unique lovely and funny person.. love theo 😂
"Chemtrails aren't real.. but we are cloud seeding.. with aluminum.... whatever.. jamie?"
yeah.. I didn't really get that either
Hmmm 🤔 point taken
It actually is real surprisingly. Not even a conspiracy. Just very rarely used. Google it.
Right?! Calls chemtrails B's and then essentially admits they're real lol
@@dcsolina Except the term "chemtrails" is so nebulous that it's impossible to tell what conspiratards mean when they say it.
It’s kind of funny how they can just have fluent conversations that it seems like they forget they’re being recorded and broadcasted to the world. He talks about Eddie like Eddie won’t be getting that UA-cam notification hahaha
Strippers have been making it rain for time.
Ed Bravo is out there you honking the horn and you can't get him back in the car!
he lost me at chapter 70
We've all had a friend like Eddie, and we still love them.
Respect to all the jet pilots and scientists in the comments. I didn't know i was around all these geniuses.
ask a Jet pilot what chemicals his jet fuel is made of go ahead ask them
You're very welcome
“ I don’t trust anyone wearing shorts ! Especially in church.” Lmao 😂 I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this
Probably cause it was funny if you were laughing
4:17
Theo: “you swear”? *in Theo accent*
Joe: “I swear!” *Also in Theo accent*
Joe: "They use hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of moisture to generate more rain."
Theo: "I could see them doing that."
Joe: "it's pretty obvious that chem trails are bullshit"
Also Joe: "yeah they make it rain in the desert by spraying silver idodine"
I mean lol he was wrong about the substance but he got the general gist
@@SuperSavageCreator They use silver iodine for cloud seeding.
@@kylerBD Silver iodide
Yeah can't have it both ways
Joe is a shill.
Young Jamie must be so happy right now
he got an A in physics class
Yung Jamie getting that sweet revenge on Eddie Bravo.
Ju
Never mess with the computer boy.
Jamie came off as a spoiled brat in that argument in my opinion.
Mike McCoin he did!
still eddie smoked his ass!
Why are you so angry?
William Cooper lol
I roadied for Eddie Bravo's first Band "Resistance" and I still talk to his best Friend Jaymes Watson on the regular. The guys legit. Super cool!
Organized karate ... lmaooo
Did u see Theo really focus on Joe when he said no one has got to him lmfao
I’m not sure he’s convinced
I’m sure not convinced. There was def a clear drop off in his interest/attitude towards conspiracies around when all the Alex Jones shit happened.. it was obvious
“He didn’t really answer my question, he just said look in to it” 😭😭😭😭😭
Eddie Bravo is my favorite !!!!! It will be a blast to party and hang out with Eddie, Rogan and the whole gang 🍻
It's so frustrating that Joe ru8ns basically every joke Theo makes on this whole podcast 🤦🏻♂️