Couple Adopted an Adult Sociopath Posing as Child w/Tim Dillon | Joe Rogan

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1390 w/Tim Dillon:
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  • @OmarZing
    @OmarZing 4 роки тому +21533

    This is literally that Orphan film

    • @derekwwe100
      @derekwwe100 4 роки тому +659

      OMario169 that’s what it’s based off

    • @flyboy2592
      @flyboy2592 4 роки тому +446

      this is this first thing that i thought of. wtf

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 4 роки тому +96

      I was gona say that

    • @robk.6591
      @robk.6591 4 роки тому +41

      Yep

    • @flyboy2592
      @flyboy2592 4 роки тому +1006

      @@derekwwe100 i had to look this up just to be sure i had the timeline right. the movie came out in 2009, they adopted this woman in 2010. SO THE MOVIE CAME FIRST AND THIS WOMAN COPIED IT! OMG!!!

  • @rong2912
    @rong2912 2 роки тому +5155

    Imagine adopting Hasbulla then finding out you've got an 18 year old who constantly sucker punches you.

    • @waragainstmyself1159
      @waragainstmyself1159 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine trying to explain something with the mental capacity of a grasshopper.

    • @rong2912
      @rong2912 2 роки тому +15

      @@waragainstmyself1159 IMPOSSIBRU!

    • @langtryvlogme
      @langtryvlogme 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine adoptive Parents find out Hasbullah has an extra large
      D i c k
      and no one understands how

    • @alrricqscott9993
      @alrricqscott9993 2 роки тому +25

      @@langtryvlogme Dude what....

    • @culticconker138
      @culticconker138 2 роки тому +47

      I know I’m late to the party but holy shit this is funny

  • @chiefchuck3897
    @chiefchuck3897 11 місяців тому +413

    “Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?” “Yeah they’re basically Russian” aged very well

    • @hyperjump1169
      @hyperjump1169 10 місяців тому +12

      Was bout to comment

    • @drmephistoscane
      @drmephistoscane 9 місяців тому +8

      Dude, that made me laugh so hard. I cant wait for some bot to edit that out of context.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 9 місяців тому +13

      NATO: Not if we have anything to say!

    • @meantweetsandcheepgas946
      @meantweetsandcheepgas946 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@KopperNeomanRussia: 😂 (turns off gas supply to Europe)

    • @qui-gonjinn3322
      @qui-gonjinn3322 9 місяців тому +2

      Not well depends on your perspective

  • @DKMTS
    @DKMTS 3 місяці тому +18

    She had a growth disorder but she was also a 6 year old child. The couple abandoned a 9 year old disabled child and left her to fend for herself.

  • @j1thegod
    @j1thegod 4 роки тому +9292

    Makes me wonder what the agency said to the parents😂 “hey we’ve got this really cute 6 year old, we’ve had her for 12 years”

    • @joshp234
      @joshp234 4 роки тому +77

      Lol

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 4 роки тому +13

      Jay One Lol

    • @97_till
      @97_till 4 роки тому +19

      Lmfaooo

    • @sierrathompson78
      @sierrathompson78 4 роки тому +90

      Her birth mother came out and confirmed she was born in 2003 she’s only 16

    • @gooddickman1561
      @gooddickman1561 4 роки тому +179

      @@sierrathompson78 this story has been going on for months now and it seems no one actually knows the truth. Is she a 30 year old midget or a kid? We will never know

  • @macdad159
    @macdad159 4 роки тому +2145

    "When these little people wake up and they are activated." LOL

  • @olajuwonspears9448
    @olajuwonspears9448 Рік тому +334

    I think it's crazy that people go across the world to adopt kids when it's kids in their town needing adoption 😂

    • @tamijean6616
      @tamijean6616 Рік тому +38

      If they would make it more affordable in the states a lot more children would have homes.

    • @rasmuskjaerpoulsen
      @rasmuskjaerpoulsen Рік тому +18

      @@tamijean6616 then how are they gonna make money selling kids duh.

    • @kidb1998
      @kidb1998 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂 facts

    • @compjake
      @compjake Рік тому +9

      @@kidb1998 well of corse you'd know, your kid B. Kid A was already adopted lmao

    • @EllaNonimato
      @EllaNonimato Рік тому

      i think its the system...

  • @jeremyrivera8480
    @jeremyrivera8480 Рік тому +60

    Bro I’m laughing every 30 seconds this video is gold. Both Joe and Tim have the best convos 😂

  • @Rundik
    @Rundik 4 роки тому +6162

    Adopted 6 years old russian girl, it turned out that was a 40 years old jamaican guy who was visiting russia

  • @spencegame
    @spencegame 4 роки тому +7690

    Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?"
    *Putin laughing in the distance*

    •  4 роки тому +438

      I like Joe, but he could say some stupid things sometimes...

    • @brandonwiebe2647
      @brandonwiebe2647 4 роки тому +31

      n/a the war isn’t over

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +40

      @n/a naive American child

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 роки тому +13

      @n/a sold them to the middle East like the rest of your army already? 🤣

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 роки тому +38

      @n/a yeah, I can see it now:
      🇺🇸: Ukraine, where are the new Javelins?
      🇺🇦: We lost them in another glorious battle for Donetsk airfield destroying *_10.000.000.000.000.000 rushan tonks_* in the process
      🇺🇸: Oh, I see. Then how would you explain ISIS USING IT AGAINS US AGAIN?!!

  • @kiramartin4698
    @kiramartin4698 4 місяці тому +9

    I would love for him to bring this up again after that docu series

  • @mattcordoza2293
    @mattcordoza2293 5 місяців тому +11

    You got it wrong she was actually a kid

  • @michaelarmstrong3740
    @michaelarmstrong3740 3 роки тому +592

    “The bitch isn’t growing” 😂😂😂😂

    • @zm2304
      @zm2304 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ArmwrestlingJoe
      @ArmwrestlingJoe 3 роки тому +4

      I rarely laugh at Joe but that was funny

    • @dtredinnick5897
      @dtredinnick5897 3 роки тому

      Fuckin funniest comment

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 роки тому

      Talking about a 16yr old innocent girl this way. Wtf

    • @michaelarmstrong3740
      @michaelarmstrong3740 3 роки тому +2

      @@smithdawn1 watch the video ya moron..

  • @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy
    @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy 4 роки тому +4720

    Adopting an adult sociopath is something every married man has done before

    • @Ryan-cs3uc
      @Ryan-cs3uc 4 роки тому +513

      Peak boomer dad joke

    • @dumb1ststup1der50
      @dumb1ststup1der50 4 роки тому +125

      True story....my old lady looked thirty....turns out she was a Ukrainian socciopath

    • @runicvision26
      @runicvision26 4 роки тому +98

      What a sad mindset.

    • @LeReal
      @LeReal 4 роки тому +132

      Everyone who commented before me is mad

    • @niwe3631
      @niwe3631 4 роки тому +10

      Lol

  • @MarioFGarcia
    @MarioFGarcia 5 місяців тому +7

    She really was a child. The documentary is on max

  • @Secretname951
    @Secretname951 Рік тому +9

    She should sue these jesters for defamation.

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 4 місяці тому +1

      Not sure you know how defamation works

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 4 роки тому +704

    ‘U rented an adult’ 😂😂
    This is even better script than that movie Orphan

    • @stuna101a
      @stuna101a 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @Sars88
      @Sars88 4 роки тому +1

      The movieveas based off of this story

    • @sierrathompson78
      @sierrathompson78 4 роки тому

      She’s 16 her birth mother cane forward and admitted she was born in. 2003 and is 16

    • @hadesnightmare2970
      @hadesnightmare2970 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sars88 did you even think about it before you said this. This all happened after 2010. The movie is 2009. A good movie too

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 4 роки тому +2

      @@hadesnightmare2970 wow, I couldn't recall the year the movie came out, but I know it was one of the smartest, most entertaining horror films ever!

  • @NorthernTorch
    @NorthernTorch 3 роки тому +833

    "This bitch isn't growin'" 😂

    • @jean-paulmorin913
      @jean-paulmorin913 3 роки тому +3

      He is making a "show " it's called entertainment.comes with the guest

    • @krustycrb7182
      @krustycrb7182 3 роки тому +1

      @@jean-paulmorin913 Child neglect is so...entertaining

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 3 роки тому +1

      Is always cringe listening to 2 hack comedians riff

    • @millemaolchannel8608
      @millemaolchannel8608 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha so funny!!!

    • @DR.DisInfect
      @DR.DisInfect 3 роки тому

      Try Viagra

  • @danieln9226
    @danieln9226 Рік тому +42

    The movie 'ORPHAN' was based on this. There's many clips of it here on UA-cam, it depicts pretty much everything they said on this podcast.

    • @stevenaarhus8850
      @stevenaarhus8850 10 місяців тому +2

      Thank you!!! Specifically came to the comments to find the name of that movie.

    • @ethank455
      @ethank455 4 місяці тому +1

      This happened after the orphan came out

    • @billydakid9814
      @billydakid9814 4 місяці тому +3

      They just did a report and the girl was 9 for real hahahaha they left a 9yr old kid alone to live as a grown up. She looks grown now

  • @nickneimha
    @nickneimha Рік тому +9

    Joe’s face at @2:58 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vrilmaxxed
    @vrilmaxxed 4 роки тому +3468

    “Mom I want a child”
    Mom: “we got a child at home”
    The child at home:

    • @lunan9412
      @lunan9412 4 роки тому +22

      Wow lmao this comment made me laugh harder than and point in the video and that's saying somethin 😂😂😂

    • @akj3344
      @akj3344 4 роки тому +4

      Haha

    • @josephalexander2397
      @josephalexander2397 4 роки тому +80

      That moment when you ask your own mother to have a kid with you

    • @vrilmaxxed
      @vrilmaxxed 4 роки тому +15

      Joseph A, Lmao I never looked at it that way, I’m messed up🤪😂

    • @NoodlePastie
      @NoodlePastie 4 роки тому +3

      Nice profile pic. Venetian snares is better though.

  • @wander9499
    @wander9499 3 роки тому +2527

    “What happens when the little people are like.. activated.. or woke up” had me dying 😂

  • @Its_Gonzo
    @Its_Gonzo Рік тому +8

    "you do it to the wrong family they will feed you to the wolves" 😂😂😂 lmao

  • @starrpatrick2905
    @starrpatrick2905 Рік тому +1

    I loved every second of this.

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 4 роки тому +1011

    And people called me crazy for physically attacking all kids on-sight...

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 4 роки тому +40

      what kinda weirdos do you hang out with that think that

    • @zenadrian4678
      @zenadrian4678 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephmcmonagle9621
      @josephmcmonagle9621 4 роки тому +17

      I'll protest for at least 4 kids a year

    • @willkline7062
      @willkline7062 4 роки тому +17

      Gotta have a hobby.

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 4 роки тому +6

      @@josephmcmonagle9621 5 would be better, may as well round it off.

  • @gildeshokka7721
    @gildeshokka7721 4 роки тому +785

    “What happens when they’re activated” Lmaoo what type of wording

  • @Pack.Leader
    @Pack.Leader Рік тому +1

    I've yet to see a clip of a video with Joe and Tim Dillon that I didn't thoroughly enjoy. I love Tim Dillon. They bring out the best in one another.

  • @sandeepkhadka6317
    @sandeepkhadka6317 4 місяці тому +7

    I hope people realize how messed up everything in this podcast and comment section is. now that its been proved she was indeed a child and not lying about her age.
    I hope Joe does a new podcast, maybe even invite her in.

  • @-Smitty
    @-Smitty 4 роки тому +7149

    Surprised nobody has alluded to the movie “Orphan”

  • @auzzyjensen5845
    @auzzyjensen5845 4 роки тому +551

    Dwayne Johnson: adopts adult sociopath posing as child
    Kevin Hart: *giggles*

  • @gavbevins1904
    @gavbevins1904 5 місяців тому +8

    joe she wasn't 30 it was proven she was only 8 30 year olds dont have 15 baby teeth

    • @MartinMartin-bh4ke
      @MartinMartin-bh4ke 5 місяців тому

      it is funny, delete your comment

    • @gavbevins1904
      @gavbevins1904 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MartinMartin-bh4ke When did i say it wasn't funny? bro relax, stop reading comments like a liberal . i love Tim and Joe

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 місяці тому

      @@MartinMartin-bh4keFunny because you’re not the one being defamed

  • @Maurits_1599
    @Maurits_1599 Рік тому +7

    2:30 this quote didn’t age well💀😂

  • @child_of_God316
    @child_of_God316 4 роки тому +1553

    She's hanging out somewhere drinking a beer with Beetlejuice right now lol

    • @miguelmartinez8189
      @miguelmartinez8189 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t think so

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 3 роки тому +18

      “When I’m drinkin? No. When I’m drinkin? Yea.”

    • @greerstirling8653
      @greerstirling8653 3 роки тому +4

      BJ: Hey weird, tiny charlatan! I think those are foster parents coming our way
      WTC: It's Showtime!

    • @reppinthat2072
      @reppinthat2072 3 роки тому +3

      So she’s in Chicago?

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 3 роки тому +6

      I think it's a carrot, I don't know nun bout that

  • @ellabiddy4741
    @ellabiddy4741 3 роки тому +8507

    Imagine being like 30 and sitting in some random peoples living room eating Dino chicken nuggets and playing with dolls. That’s the life honestly
    Edit: I am well aware there are updates to the story and she really was a child no need to keep saying that

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 роки тому +110

      She’s 17 now. Trying to have a life but it’s nearly impossible w/this fraudulent age change she’s suffered under for 8 long yrs. Seriously. She deserves justice & her real birthdate

    • @rcem4773
      @rcem4773 3 роки тому +214

      Now THATS what I would pretend to be a kid for. Fuck the killing thing. Live like a kid again.

    • @XSCSCGS
      @XSCSCGS 3 роки тому +111

      @@smithdawn1 proof?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 роки тому +38

      @Lucy H Follow the links I left. There is way more to this than is being talked about. A real miscarriage of justice has been done to this kid. Solid evidence proves she was born 2003

    • @marcdemichele2689
      @marcdemichele2689 3 роки тому +21

      @Lucy H Dumbest? It may possibly be the most brilliant comment the internet has seen. Have a sense of humor.

  • @billatwal2133
    @billatwal2133 5 місяців тому +5

    It was proven she was telling the truth about her age. Goes to show how gullible society is that if a guy sounds camp enough he will be believed. Now him and his ex-wife are looking at jail time.

  • @jakewheeler6014
    @jakewheeler6014 5 місяців тому +1

    This is literally the plot of Orphan from 2009 and it's funny as shit.

  • @jkz8565
    @jkz8565 3 роки тому +239

    "Serves them right for trying to be a do-gooder" 💀😂😭😂😭

  • @donnysmokes1596
    @donnysmokes1596 4 роки тому +1771

    “This true story is based on a movie”

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 4 роки тому +12

      I think that was a different situation.

    • @taraishot100
      @taraishot100 4 роки тому +89

      I watched that movie years ago lol she must of got the idea from that movie

    • @gspawnz
      @gspawnz 4 роки тому +29

      Dior Moreno Yeah it’s called The Orphan

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 4 роки тому +23

      Tu, how the fck doesnt anyone bring this up. Its a mindfck. Lol

    • @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
      @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 4 роки тому +3

      That was a lot of hospital stories when jackass was big.

  • @RobLed
    @RobLed Рік тому +1

    Best clip EVER. Holy fuck is this funny.

  • @walshy2089
    @walshy2089 Рік тому +162

    They need to make this into a movie

  • @RH-S
    @RH-S 3 роки тому +1200

    Everybody gangsta until the biggest knife In your house is missing and the midgets smiling.

    • @thesteadfastduelist6258
      @thesteadfastduelist6258 3 роки тому +16

      I just LMAO for real man, you deserve my like.

    • @RH-S
      @RH-S 3 роки тому +10

      @@thesteadfastduelist6258 thanks for the like. it brings me great happiness knowing that I made someone laugh you can even say “this does put a smile on my face.”-Thanos 😈

    • @missktofdk
      @missktofdk 3 роки тому +2

      @@RH-S
      Hilarious 😄👍

    • @Paradroidx
      @Paradroidx 3 роки тому +3

      They should have opted for an ankle biting basset hound

    • @lokesh1753
      @lokesh1753 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelsorge6815
    @michaelsorge6815 4 роки тому +1664

    "full bush and adult teeth" should be a t-shirt

  • @Kate21561
    @Kate21561 2 місяці тому

    I'm not the biggest Tim Dillon fan but I can't get over this clip - so funny! 🤣🤣

  • @jackdonovan554
    @jackdonovan554 5 місяців тому +3

    Poor child was called a sociopath and psychopath. Those "Do-gooders" were they lying, socio-pysychopaths. And here they are condemning her. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @yamahakid450f
    @yamahakid450f 3 роки тому +949

    I hate when I order a child off wish... this is the shit that happens.

    • @luiss54
      @luiss54 3 роки тому +7

      😂 😂 😂

    • @alien247
      @alien247 3 роки тому +2

      👀on
      WHAT

    • @brandonmetalspine9047
      @brandonmetalspine9047 3 роки тому +10

      Or Wayfair.

    • @cceproductions8435
      @cceproductions8435 3 роки тому +2

      @@brandonmetalspine9047 I've heard someone say that can u plz explain what wayfair did?

    • @brandonmetalspine9047
      @brandonmetalspine9047 3 роки тому +10

      @@cceproductions8435 so... Wayfair was selling furniture for insane prices, for example they would sell a single chair for 16k and gave each furniture Names that coincidentally are the names of children that go missing at the time.

  • @venup84
    @venup84 4 роки тому +1143

    “So what happens when these little people wake up and get activated” like it’s some sort of Pokémon

    • @rs90camarofreekgk
      @rs90camarofreekgk 4 роки тому +2

      Those God d**** decepticons.

    • @Officerdown76
      @Officerdown76 4 роки тому +3

      Skynet just making these terminator weirder and weirder like Jesus I thought dark fate was bad but these new ones are horrible

    • @blakebramley9171
      @blakebramley9171 4 роки тому +21

      Some dwarf sleeper cell agent

    • @doughnutholer
      @doughnutholer 4 роки тому +17

      I'm fucking cackling I'm so glad someone else loved that they're like sleeper agents

    • @travismason2811
      @travismason2811 4 роки тому

      Not a Pokemon, sleeper cell agent. They were/Maybe are a thing.

  • @Kkkkillskids
    @Kkkkillskids Рік тому +1

    The end 💀 “people say sometimes I look like Chucky” 💀😂😂😂

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Рік тому +2

    Serves you right for trying to do good!
    - Tim Dillon

  • @NonzeroBobcat73
    @NonzeroBobcat73 4 роки тому +2698

    Do people really not remember the movie “Orphan”? Like this is the exact plot lol

  • @zzzzzzzzzzz6
    @zzzzzzzzzzz6 3 роки тому +303

    "When they're like activated" lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonfreak99
    @jasonfreak99 11 місяців тому +2

    Literally the plot to Orphan lmao

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 11 місяців тому

      When your alibi is ripped from the silver screen, you might be lying

  • @Christie197
    @Christie197 Рік тому

    I am cracking up this is sooo hilarious

  • @tuph4088
    @tuph4088 3 роки тому +1129

    "That serves you right for being a do-gooder" LOL

    • @tybarker5038
      @tybarker5038 2 роки тому +21

      No good deed goes unpunished

    • @elizabetharguello5004
      @elizabetharguello5004 Рік тому +3

      😆

    • @321Nox
      @321Nox Рік тому +4

      What happened to this guy that he's so passionate about dissuading others from trying to help?

    • @pocasanchez
      @pocasanchez 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@321Nox he became a comedian

  • @alanmartinezrodriguez884
    @alanmartinezrodriguez884 4 роки тому +2633

    "The Orphan" (2009) was a great movie but hard to believe. Then reality comes and says: what do you think about it now?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 роки тому +57

      Orphan, the movie where a 12yr old actress played the part, because it was impossible to find a real adult who could pass for a child in the movie. Adults can’t pass for 6 no matter what

    • @joeng4057
      @joeng4057 4 роки тому +51

      Was scrolling for this comment

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 роки тому +10

      @joe ng Child abusers borrowing a movie script for their defense makes the movie seem more plausible? Hilarious

    • @trinabyrd9598
      @trinabyrd9598 4 роки тому +6

      That's just sick how this came to fruition. And 3 years?!?!

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 4 роки тому +4

      Evi Marie Nope, never seen an adult pass for 6. Pass for 14 or 12, maybe. But 6? Losing your front teeth like most 6 yr olds? Nope.

  • @CoachLoLifts
    @CoachLoLifts 11 місяців тому

    Not “riding Marshall around the house” 😭😭😭

  • @sheffielduk3428
    @sheffielduk3428 Рік тому

    Laughed my head off at thus title hahahahhahaa

  • @Gimmithat491
    @Gimmithat491 3 роки тому +1533

    “I hope she finds another family” LMFAO

    • @muizzkhan2426
      @muizzkhan2426 3 роки тому +16

      Lmao I can't believe Joe Rogan could keep saying crazy stuff like that. I always saw him being informative and high with Elon musk and others 😂😂. Btw who's the other guy?

    • @Gimmithat491
      @Gimmithat491 3 роки тому +6

      @@muizzkhan2426 some comedian

    • @randomchick1459
      @randomchick1459 3 роки тому +14

      “Let her do it” 😂 Dude is funny af!

    • @dfields7851
      @dfields7851 3 роки тому +4

      @@muizzkhan2426 Tim Dillon

    • @aprilrawls5162
      @aprilrawls5162 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @ncr3299
    @ncr3299 4 роки тому +1064

    She should be an undercover cop after pedophiles, let her dexter a bit.

    • @michaelbarnes7351
      @michaelbarnes7351 4 роки тому +80

      Normally I'd say that was messed up but I agree with you on this.

    • @alexchalko3488
      @alexchalko3488 4 роки тому +46

      That's her calling

    • @enlightenedapple
      @enlightenedapple 4 роки тому +42

      FBI or whoever pretends to want to stop pedos should take her under their wing for this cause.

    • @ligaskirbauska8652
      @ligaskirbauska8652 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @millasboo
      @millasboo 4 роки тому +3

      Micquan Dawson How?

  • @brandonbdl
    @brandonbdl Рік тому +3

    I died when he said " what do the like, little people do when they wake up, and they're activated and ready to kill " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ViewAppalachia
    @ViewAppalachia 5 місяців тому +3

    This didn’t age well

  • @brittoncrum4074
    @brittoncrum4074 4 роки тому +697

    "It's fine. They're Russian." - An excerpt from The Field Guide of Things One Never Says About Ukrainians.

    • @littlebrayutd
      @littlebrayutd 4 роки тому +24

      He's American he's slow man

    • @josephmcswain8848
      @josephmcswain8848 4 роки тому +3

      its a joke stop crying smh

    • @flykope9211
      @flykope9211 4 роки тому +3

      @@josephmcswain8848 no u

    • @Ps3luvr260
      @Ps3luvr260 4 роки тому +2

      hagen_daz bet then why does everyone come to our universities?

    • @barackobama3032
      @barackobama3032 4 роки тому

      That’s insane man but I don’t remember fucking asking

  • @paulfields3990
    @paulfields3990 3 роки тому +1563

    She could get a job with Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator .

  • @Hillbilly-Bob
    @Hillbilly-Bob Рік тому +23

    The entire time watching this, I kept thinking, I've seen this story before, only with different people, then I remembered it! This exact same scenario played out with another Russian adoption back in the late 2000's only it was a seven year old boy and the family was in Tennessee, Shelbyville to be exact! They ended up taking the "child", named, Artyem Saveliev, to the Nashville International Airport, bought him a one way ticket back to Russia and put him on the flight by himself! They told pretty much the same stories about him threatening to kill the family, trying to poison them, finding him standing over their bed at night holding a knife and so forth, except I don't remember anything about it actually being an adult posing as a kid. Maybe someone needs to investigate the Russian adoption agencies and see if they're sending their real problem kids to the US and other western countries as a way of dumping them onto someone else.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Рік тому +2

      Or that story could have been like this one actually turned out to be. Which Joe Rogan is dumb enough maybe not to know but she actually is a child. The dental records and certain other things have proved that. It was the parents that were pulling one over trying to send the child back. And it's very plausible that the same thing was true in the story that you said and they just made all that shit up so they could send a child back that they didn't want. Read your own story back to yourself does it sound very likely? Don't believe everything that you hear especially from people like Joe Rogan. But to be honest with you you sound like a Hook line & sinker kind of guy to me.

    • @Hillbilly-Bob
      @Hillbilly-Bob Рік тому +5

      @@aznative_ Don't insult people on the internet you've never met based on one short comment. That shows that you jump to conclusions quickly and without all the evidence.
      I never said I believed either story at all, only that they sounded almost exactly alike, with the parents involved telling the same or very similar tales. A thorough investigation into all aspects would necessarily include investigation of the foreign adoption agencies so that no stone is left unturned and all angles are considered. The parents have been/are being investigated already, so that only leaves the foreign elements to consider, especially seeing as how that is the only proven common thread here. I had thought that point obvious, perhaps that is where I made my mistake: giving the audience to much credit.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Рік тому

      @@Hillbilly-Bob I'll do whatever the f*** I want hillbilly you're nobody to tell me what to do. You're taking anecdotal information, two cases and turning it into a systemic problem. Only real low IQ people do those kinds of things. How about you pull your head out of your ass.

    • @aznative_
      @aznative_ Рік тому

      @@Hillbilly-Bob mr. Hillbilly seems to be mr. Conspiracy theory.

    • @Hillbilly-Bob
      @Hillbilly-Bob Рік тому +3

      @@aznative_ You've watched way to many movies son, you should get out more, see the real world. You may have the final word if you must. Have a good evening.

  • @michaelstone1047
    @michaelstone1047 4 роки тому +671

    The fact she smoked nonfiltered cigarettes n drank bourbon, should've raised red flags

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 роки тому +24

      She went & voted for HRC in 2016 so.... 🙄

    • @2010RSHACKS
      @2010RSHACKS 4 роки тому +19

      vodka*

    • @staciabelcher28
      @staciabelcher28 4 роки тому +1

      Like, wtf!

    • @metalman8893
      @metalman8893 4 роки тому +3

      This isn't real..

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 роки тому +8

      @@mfmfyt Don't forget the occasional 7ft tall black boyfriend when she needs to assert her dominance. That's very American.

  • @del46_60
    @del46_60 4 роки тому +603

    Thirty year old attempts to murder two people.
    "Does she go to jail now?"

    • @viking3487
      @viking3487 4 роки тому +63

      del46 _ she actually didn’t get arrested from what I’ve read because they don’t know her actual age
      Edit: and the parents who adopted go arrested for neglecting her lol

    • @xXTheAlleviatorXx
      @xXTheAlleviatorXx 4 роки тому +4

      Ahhh to be different.....loop holes around ~laws~....its the Amarucan way

    • @mozuesolympian2988
      @mozuesolympian2988 4 роки тому +47

      Bitches can get away with anything.

    • @demontrezcurry2225
      @demontrezcurry2225 4 роки тому +9

      @@mozuesolympian2988 ikr

    • @yourseatatthetable
      @yourseatatthetable 4 роки тому +11

      Surprised she wasn't recruited for porn. Sooo, has nobody asked 'where' this doppelganger went? Some other family out there staring sideways at their adopted child and getting chills?

  • @cuttamuzik1
    @cuttamuzik1 Рік тому +1

    The Orphan lmaoo

  • @OfficialDoyLum
    @OfficialDoyLum 10 місяців тому

    Best documentary about this ever!
    These two should do a true crime show.

  • @motoray9725
    @motoray9725 4 роки тому +2021

    “Ukraine is part of Russia”. *Ukrainian anger noises intensify*

    • @3DegreesNorth638
      @3DegreesNorth638 4 роки тому +8

      LOL

    • @leonidas14775
      @leonidas14775 4 роки тому +51

      Its Russia Jr.

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 4 роки тому +105

      @Dr. Krieger nigga no, it's a different free country, probably bigger than Germany, or even France

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 4 роки тому +48

      @Dr. Krieger sorry, I can't tell sarcasm through a screen my nigga 😂

    • @mksgamingclan9520
      @mksgamingclan9520 3 роки тому +32

      I had a Russian friend in my freshman year and one day I joked and said that he was Ukrainian. We weren’t friends much longer

  • @motorcycleman-go4708
    @motorcycleman-go4708 4 роки тому +5856

    Thats nuts! reminds me of epstein and how he didnt kill himself

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 4 роки тому +24

      Motorcycle Man-GO
      Your so daft.....pathetic.

    • @scottthompson850
      @scottthompson850 4 роки тому +62

      Well played, sir.🤣

    • @spades5039
      @spades5039 4 роки тому +169

      @@seanwilks7712 ok boomer

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 4 роки тому +20

      Spades
      😂😂 of course you come at me with a over used recycled meme that someone else came up with and millions have used. Pathetic.

    • @Phatnaru0002
      @Phatnaru0002 4 роки тому +88

      Maybe Epstein should have adopted her?
      A pedophile adopts a murderous 30-year-old with a disease that makes her look like a kid.
      Someone make that sitcom NOW!

  • @peterpetruzzi
    @peterpetruzzi Рік тому

    The jokes and shit talk in this clip are fantastic

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 Рік тому

      If only they weren’t laughing at a disabled 16 yr old girl w dwarfism who was seriously mistreated by the ones she called mom & dad

  • @ikram9266
    @ikram9266 10 місяців тому +2

    2:31 this aged well😅😅😅😅😅

  • @videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb
    @videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb 4 роки тому +804

    If Joe was fully clean shaven he could pass for a caveman baby

  • @jonathanstache1634
    @jonathanstache1634 3 роки тому +2677

    I don’t understand how joe can be smart and dumb at the same time

    • @R0tten.p3ach
      @R0tten.p3ach 3 роки тому +293

      He’s like the philosophical jock.

    • @fahrradhupe3911
      @fahrradhupe3911 3 роки тому +92

      You can be smart without education ;)

    • @Succcccccccccccc
      @Succcccccccccccc 3 роки тому +65

      Weed and buffalo trace

    • @zacharybailey8187
      @zacharybailey8187 3 роки тому +74

      A lot of weed and a lot of steroids makes Joe a ramblin man

    • @sirob9532
      @sirob9532 3 роки тому +39

      Its called personality, no two are the same

  • @TonyMartin3287
    @TonyMartin3287 Рік тому

    "When they get activated", 🤣🤣🤣

  • @3MrNiceGuy15
    @3MrNiceGuy15 3 місяці тому +4

    This age like milk. But it's still hilarious

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 3 роки тому +4285

    Parents feared for their lives
    Joe : scary stuff
    Tim: its funniest thing ever
    Me: wtf?

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 роки тому +19

      Yea snatch a kid out of an orphanage, rip them half way around the world, rehome them like a dog, have the new parents be worse than the old, turn em into an adult, leave em then flee to CA. WTF

    • @yncasasue9721
      @yncasasue9721 3 роки тому +155

      It is pretty funny tho let’s be honest

    • @almercool5
      @almercool5 3 роки тому +71

      @@smithdawn1 it was not a kid

    • @smithdawn1
      @smithdawn1 3 роки тому +3

      @Almer Dzananovic Yes, she was. Take a few minutes to actually think critically about the situation. Stop favoring complex conspiracies over the simple truth.

    • @almercool5
      @almercool5 3 роки тому +40

      @@smithdawn1 There's no way she was 8 and living on her own for over a year. Wouldn't the landlord or any other adult notice that and call the authorities?

  • @harryoconnor7518
    @harryoconnor7518 4 роки тому +968

    “The idea there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is the funniest thing” sounds more terrifying to me

    • @aaronschmitt5335
      @aaronschmitt5335 4 роки тому +12

      I know right ....haha wow

    • @cloudvsephiroth215
      @cloudvsephiroth215 4 роки тому +5

      You don't laugh at horror movies?

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 роки тому +12

      There have always been psychos, what’s funny are the lengths ,or lack there of, they’ll go through to achieve their goals

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 4 роки тому +32

      I would waterboard her little ass. And Keep her prisoner and claim her on my taxes for a decade.

    • @ThatHoodlum19
      @ThatHoodlum19 4 роки тому +1

      Ahh cmon, no sense of humour lol

  • @ArielaMaraquin
    @ArielaMaraquin 3 місяці тому +5

    They proved it was a child

    • @dataphoenix8004
      @dataphoenix8004 2 місяці тому +3

      Rogan yet to apoligize his podcast fueled this bs of her being an adult poor thing was living by herself in that apartment at age 8

  • @devonszpot
    @devonszpot Рік тому +2

    2:30 LMAO that aged like milk

  • @YoutubingJason
    @YoutubingJason 4 роки тому +255

    What’s scariest is the thought of an adult acting like a child well enough to get away with it for 3 years

    • @metalman8893
      @metalman8893 4 роки тому +11

      She is 16. Joe got his info wrong this time around

    • @Chris-eo1bp
      @Chris-eo1bp 4 роки тому

      @@metalman8893 16?

    • @matthewdare3358
      @matthewdare3358 4 роки тому +4

      @Blunt Bandit 509 she did a few other creepy things too before she was caught look it up bro there is a doco I think on UA-cam

    • @matthewdare3358
      @matthewdare3358 4 роки тому +20

      @Blunt Bandit 509 mum woke up to her standing over them while they were asleep too bro scary shit that would of been the final straw I scream at my own kids when I wake up to them doing that creepy shit lol

    • @brainglick9768
      @brainglick9768 4 роки тому +1

      @@metalman8893 no one knows the full extent of the story yet but 16 is still an adult in some countries

  • @tiffanymariehill8557
    @tiffanymariehill8557 4 роки тому +441

    “You rented an adult”😂😂😂

    • @wylinout2257
      @wylinout2257 4 роки тому +4

      Happens all the time, just not always midgets 😂😂

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 роки тому +3

      AKA marrage.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +4

      I would say prostitution, but as I understand it that's closer to a lease than rent. You have an agreement for a certain amount of time for payment

    • @shyguy929
      @shyguy929 4 роки тому

      I did that once

  • @landontucker2866
    @landontucker2866 Рік тому +3

    I cannot believe the court allowed another family to adopt her again

  • @plantgayforlife
    @plantgayforlife 4 місяці тому +2

    important information, it's since been confirmed via dna test that she was NOT lying about her age.

  • @helicocktor
    @helicocktor 4 роки тому +784

    "Ukraine is Russia" they're literally fighting a war lol

    • @jdsguam
      @jdsguam 4 роки тому +27

      There is literally 2 weeks of impeachment hearings, broadcast 24/7 throughout the nation (perhaps the world - I live on Guam) with Ukraine as the main character!

    • @Ludak021
      @Ludak021 4 роки тому +17

      they are fighting a civil war. In war with Russia, Ukrainians would have lost in the first week, 3 years ago. Just google up Georgia (country) against Russia in Ossetia

    • @Nalahmad1
      @Nalahmad1 4 роки тому

      And it's all over our political dialog recently

    • @Nalahmad1
      @Nalahmad1 4 роки тому +12

      @@jdsguam makes you think how out of the loop are they

    • @MrJesulius
      @MrJesulius 4 роки тому +2

      half of it is russia now. Thats alot.

  • @sketcharmstrong8491
    @sketcharmstrong8491 3 роки тому +494

    "Full bush, adult teeth...." 😂💀

  • @Jamestele1
    @Jamestele1 Рік тому +1

    His reaction to Joe made me laugh even harder!!

  • @blackitikatt533
    @blackitikatt533 Рік тому

    "Activated" 🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😭🤣🤣

  • @madflavour831
    @madflavour831 4 роки тому +1758

    She's engaged to R Kelly now.

    • @juandom6432
      @juandom6432 4 роки тому +22

      Y'all killing me with this sh!t!

    • @JamesStAmour
      @JamesStAmour 4 роки тому +6

      Bhahahahaha!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!! Fkn perfect comment...

    • @tamarleahh.2150
      @tamarleahh.2150 4 роки тому +4

      Dark but funny

    • @asandman354
      @asandman354 4 роки тому +26

      But when he finds out she’s not a child, he’s going to be... pissed.

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 4 роки тому +3

      @@asandman354 lol true but he does go for women occasionally so even then he might let her stay long enough to try and kill him.

  • @mojorider8067
    @mojorider8067 4 роки тому +550

    " i hope she finds another family"
    i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 4 роки тому +9

      She did get adopted by another family and she is not a killer. Referred to the Doctor Phil show with her and her family's interview.

    • @theresonly2genders857
      @theresonly2genders857 4 роки тому +12

      @@myrasmama - Dr Phil interview is literally the worst source lmao. She talks like she's an adult

    • @patrickmadden6340
      @patrickmadden6340 4 роки тому +5

      There's only 2 genders and her foster parents got charged with felony negligence

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 4 роки тому +1

      @@theresonly2genders857 did you watch it? Or are you just making comments?

    • @myrasmama
      @myrasmama 4 роки тому +2

      She does have another family and that's who went to the doctor Phil show with her. She's been with them for years with no complications.

  • @UNKWB
    @UNKWB Рік тому

    "Little man" 🤣😂😂

  • @savage1469
    @savage1469 9 місяців тому

    This is so that movie Orphan 😂

  • @bw2020
    @bw2020 4 роки тому +1701

    70% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia.
    30% of comments: This is the movie Orphan.

    • @L6e200011
      @L6e200011 4 роки тому +18

      60% Ukraine 30% orphan 5% comments about comments 1% 16yo rappers asking for people to listen to their mixtape 4% joe and guest slambook material roast

    • @geos6905
      @geos6905 4 роки тому +7

      @@L6e200011 yoo can you check out my mix tape coming out 2032

    • @peachblood555
      @peachblood555 4 роки тому +9

      i think russia still thinks ukraine is part of russia

    • @mater4thetoes164
      @mater4thetoes164 4 роки тому +3

      60% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia
      20% of comments: This is the orphan movie
      10% of comments: Epstein didn’t kill himself

    • @math9381
      @math9381 4 роки тому

      Ukraine is a Russian orphan movie

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe 4 роки тому +401

    She probably could have had a legitimate career in Hollywood as a child stunt double.

    • @bradhansen8506
      @bradhansen8506 4 роки тому +1

      kewkabe for real lol

    • @darkvoidb9717
      @darkvoidb9717 4 роки тому +2

      Fr, I wanna quick a midget to the sky so bad!!!

    • @Alhawaii1
      @Alhawaii1 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah maybe if they remake wizard of Oz 😂

    • @crabemane
      @crabemane 3 роки тому +3

      if she went to hollywood it would be the best of both worlds, as they leave real kids alone and they instead get it on with someone who only looks like a kid...

    • @willacewallace5905
      @willacewallace5905 3 роки тому

      Sure, and further be molested by the Hollywood sickos.

  • @Tommyboy6426
    @Tommyboy6426 Рік тому

    4:40 - 4:52 this made laugh for some reason 😂

  • @oldmanshuckle9819
    @oldmanshuckle9819 Рік тому

    😂😂😂"when their activated"😂😂😂

  • @captainsalty5688
    @captainsalty5688 3 роки тому +459

    Joe "I dont think she's a midget, I think she's something else" Rogan lol

  • @amedv
    @amedv 4 роки тому +832

    Joe: "Canada is part of US, right?"

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 роки тому +8

      If they start short selling us on maple syrup, I’d give it two weeks and one Moab on Montreal

    • @amedv
      @amedv 4 роки тому +13

      @@BuggaBoy69 You got that right, bud! Montreal is France, right? Just to be sure.

    • @BuggaBoy69
      @BuggaBoy69 4 роки тому +4

      Aleksandr Medvedev France? Britain? Canada? Who’s to say, eh

    • @N2Deep00
      @N2Deep00 4 роки тому +10

      Simpletons, everybody knows Canada doesn't exist, like Alaska.

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 4 роки тому +5

      Canada is part of Mexico but mexico is the 56th u.s state so it's all the same

  • @johnbramel8874
    @johnbramel8874 Рік тому +1

    “So what happens when these little people wake up and they’re activated”😂😂

  • @chrystina
    @chrystina Рік тому +1

    “You rented an adult who’s gonna kill ya.” 😅😅

  • @systemSkynet
    @systemSkynet 4 роки тому +202

    "when these little people wake up and they are activated" I just spat noodles everywhere

    • @mosely25
      @mosely25 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @tee4222
      @tee4222 4 роки тому +5

      As soon as I looked at this comment he said that. Good thing I wasn’t eating..

    • @mfalmegrimes1083
      @mfalmegrimes1083 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JamboInDaWild
      @JamboInDaWild 4 роки тому

      When you find your bros comment on a sociopathic orphan midget video

    • @redinstrumental7535
      @redinstrumental7535 4 роки тому +1

      @@JamboInDaWild eww