I love how jerma seems to only think in modern day American terms, like in any fantasy game he'll always talk about the grocery store, lawyers and stuff, and will always call gold dollars instead.
@@carolinealmeida5606 nah, fam. 985 was the square root of his kill count. It isn’t 985 _squared_ because Jerma didn’t know how to put superscript in his username.
14:33 shout out to the chat member that said "We get it" because the mental image of Jerma's Fable character serving these beers and some drunk person in the tavern just yells at him is hilarious
@@turntechgodhead1975 unfortunately I don't even remember this conversation now. Sorry. What a cruel thing to delete though Edit: looking at the context, it was probably a time stamp. Maybe I'll rewatch this video and find it but it'll probably be a while
@@jonathanoakes6135 I never did. I'm too damn soft to be evil in video games, and I'm too much of a compulsive item hoarder to eat enough food to get fat.
The Jerma985 mixed drink would be a small glass of milk, mixed with green food coloring, on the rocks. The garnish would just be the disapproving glare from the bartender
@@GeeGe. Thomas Allen is still peeved about that time he loaned Jerma 5 bucks, and as soon as Jerma had the cash in hand he just let it go and watched the wind carry it down the street. “What the hell man,” Thomas said, incredulous. Jerma didn’t so much as glance back at Thomas as he replied: “You ain’t ever getting that back, bro. Just being straight with you.” But that’s between Thomas and Jerma; I never had any problems with the guy.
Does nobody have the guts to tell him that isn't his kid? In the spire for 10 years, come home to a 4 year old who's black, neither him or his wife are black...
Anybody else. Literally *anybody else* that just rambles while playing a mini-game (especially a Fable mini-game), and after like 30 seconds I’m closing the video. Not Jerma. The whole video could be him talking about shoes while doing the beer pouring mini-game and I’d gladly watch every moment.
Jerma uses video games to satiate his endless hunger for death and destruction. His mustache hair covers up his tiny demon horns, I know they’re there.
there is something to the Beer Gut thing. at least, in an older generation or people doing blue collar shit, they've usually got fat covering muscle. it's flab because they eat bad and drink beer and don't, like, do aerobics, but it's not flab because they don't lift shit. because they totally do. they lift shit all day, for _money._ it's unbelievable, but it's real. if they're squat and flabby, too, they don't even need to be good at fighting per se to have a good chance at fucking the other guy up. P.S. it's literal Kingpin-esque "This is pure MUSCLE" shit.
If you look at weightlifting competitions, those dudes look super flabby, but it's all covering a metric shit ton of muscle. The standard image of "muscles" that people typically think of, like Arnold Schwarzenegger? They get that through intentional dehydration.
jerma was accidentally almost right about gin and tonic, they come from British soldiers stationed in India in the 1800s who hated the taste of quinine tonic they had to take to not catch malaria and would mix it with gin to mask the flavor
I forgot just how bad the story is in this game. “We need to stop the bad guy. Let’s go enslave ourself to him for years, and help him build his doomsday device, accomplishing NOTHING”
Well the goal was to break Garth out of the Spire but it took all that time to even get the opening. He even states that it took his entire imprisionment just to save enough power to remove your collars.
Fable 2 had a weird character system, my hero just looked bruised all over and became fat for no reason, idk if it was the health potions but I didn't eat any food.
It wasn't even that long and if you were getting your panties in a twist over it, you weren't forced to watch it. Go do something else for a while, Jerma doesn't cater to you specifically
@@tailsfan23new I'm not upset, I am just very passionate about pouring beer. Not many people understand how important of a skill it is, yet so many people drink beer
In that whole very stoned drink podcast, Jerma wanting an extremely foamy drink and the whining about the one that exist sucks has the same energy as "I want ice on my drink but I don't want to see it float"
Genre defining stuff. So many fond memories of sitting around the table with my high school buds on Friday evening, ripping mad farts and poking holes in condoms and shooting chickens with blunderbusses. No wonder our teachers thought we’d grow up to be Satanists or whatever.
okay so new jerma viewer here! nd this was the first stream i caught live, i couldnt watch all of it because where i am this was live when i had school but I was so proud I caught the hamster dance and the divorse jsdvsksnsn
I love how jerma seems to only think in modern day American terms, like in any fantasy game he'll always talk about the grocery store, lawyers and stuff, and will always call gold dollars instead.
@Rasta Koots Europe is a fantasy land they trade gold debloons
He's a practical man. He doesn't have time for fantasy.
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 true, i fly my magic donkey to the gnome bazaar by the magic swamp every day. Life in Europe is great.
@Rasta Koots Look at Canadian money and tell me that it's a real country.
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 4 dabloons
"I'm evil now? Why?"
-Jerma985, after mass murdering a dozen people
irl
It all makes sense now, the numbers in his name aren't just numbers, it's his kill count. Absolute psychopath
@@rochelimit4902 That kill count hasn't been updated in 10 years. It should be Jerma10985 by now
@@carolinealmeida5606 nah, fam. 985 was the square root of his kill count. It isn’t 985 _squared_ because Jerma didn’t know how to put superscript in his username.
"Why did I kill this guy? ...I dunno."
- Jerma, Hit Man Too (November 14th, 2018)
A lack of snacks can make a man do unspeakable things, but too many snacks can make a man vomit oreos in his mothers bed.
society 😔
an entire sleeve full!!!!
The duality of man
ongezellig will always be a gem
“I did some black smithing so it wouldn’t be the first 20 minutes of the stream.”
Proceeds to serve beers for 10 minutes straight
It was like an hour+ in reality.
14:33 shout out to the chat member that said "We get it" because the mental image of Jerma's Fable character serving these beers and some drunk person in the tavern just yells at him is hilarious
Literally moe from the Simpsons
"let's go boy."
"I still have nightmares about the time you killed all those people."
"That was 5 seconds ago"
*BANG*
shocked and appalled that moment doesn't appear to be in the video
Where can I find this clip?
@@404_nowheresnotfound3 Perfection. Thank you.
@@cking4869 THE COMMENTS DELETED DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOUFOUND IT..
@@turntechgodhead1975 unfortunately I don't even remember this conversation now. Sorry. What a cruel thing to delete though
Edit: looking at the context, it was probably a time stamp. Maybe I'll rewatch this video and find it but it'll probably be a while
I like how his fake drink actually sounded pretty good up until "microwave" when his clown meter went into the black and just continued to get worse
i was really thinking "i wanna make that just to try it" and it quickly turned to "if i even attempt this im going to get several new diseases"
Ah the classic Fable combination: Overweight, Highwayman Mask, Explorer Shirt
"Highwaymen mask"
"Byeah"
I have never played nor have seen someone play Fable (Except Jerma) so I guess I’ll have to take your word
Trust me. My character I made 11 years ago looks identical, glowing tattoos and all, minus the mask
Literally every fable pc ends up as an evil fat glowing guy
@@jonathanoakes6135 I never did. I'm too damn soft to be evil in video games, and I'm too much of a compulsive item hoarder to eat enough food to get fat.
*kills 20 people*
"Did I just become evil? Why?"
The Jerma985 mixed drink would be a small glass of milk, mixed with green food coloring, on the rocks. The garnish would just be the disapproving glare from the bartender
Sounds great. But make it big instead.
Iced milk is pretty refreshing tbh
@@kasane1337 “hey mr barman, can i get a Jerma985? Premium, and make it a Venti”
I was cry laughing when he said “microwave it for ten seconds, stir stir stir stir”
Milk, dyed green, with Oreos thrown in there and blended. Served on a cloth coaster.
Everyone knows that the Jerma Special would be called the Shortstop.
The 1 inch pinch
I love all the layers to this joke
Someone please try the drink and get back to us
@@lokuendog all two
or THUNDAMOUNTAIN
this may have the best ending of any video
Is that THE Connor eats pants in the Jerma comment section.
hi connor
Eat pant conar
Connor consumes trousers
I like your profile picture
"if I sleep right now I can get 6 hours of sleep"
*Jerma notification*
"5 hours 24 minutes it is"
This comment is brutal to me
What have i done to deserve such a surgically precise personal attack?
"Jerma's a good guy! But that doesn't mean he's a 'good' guy."- Socrates, probably
Sounds like the Greater Good to me
I don’t think Jerma was around during Socrates’ time
haha [warhammer joke about the t’au]
@@solitaryconfinement1975 :/
@@solitaryconfinement1975 well he was but his heyday was more around the gilgamesh era
"He's the good guy"
Since this video features Jerma I find that hard to believe.
idk man, memes aside Jerma is a very good, genuine person. I think it makes sense
*jerma is FUCKED
@@GeeGe. he is absolutely FUCKED what are you talking about
@@sdh643fn you're too zerked
@@GeeGe. Thomas Allen is still peeved about that time he loaned Jerma 5 bucks, and as soon as Jerma had the cash in hand he just let it go and watched the wind carry it down the street. “What the hell man,” Thomas said, incredulous. Jerma didn’t so much as glance back at Thomas as he replied: “You ain’t ever getting that back, bro. Just being straight with you.”
But that’s between Thomas and Jerma; I never had any problems with the guy.
3:45 how did jerma pull a perfect hamster dance impression out his ass
His ass is bigger than the Empire State Building, I’d be surprised if he hadn’t stored TF3 in his ass
bird in a past life
I've never heard a less convincing "I don't remember how it goes..."
he practices. Daily, I'd guess.
It's been in there for months. He just let it out.
"I can't believe my wife left me because I shot a guy"
-Jer,a...
Jerma: Attractiveness, 100%
Humor, 100%
Height, 0.5%
you accidentally added a 1
Derangement - 100%
Debt: $1,000,000,000
The "honey get out I dont want you seeing what I do for work" then immediately cutting to him doing a chicken emote absolutely killed me.
It often sounds like Jerma is trying to talk over the loud AC unit in my room
Then turn it off "genous"
My grampa died
Jerma: "honey please leave you don't want to be in here I'm doing something"
What the wife hears: OH, LOOGAMEE LOOGAMEE
i can't tell if jerma legitimately believes everything before the renaissance was fucking anarchy
The game also takes place slightly before an industrial revolution. Hence the gun he keeps killing people with.
It kind of was
Does nobody have the guts to tell him that isn't his kid? In the spire for 10 years, come home to a 4 year old who's black, neither him or his wife are black...
He knows. He understands. He hasn’t the courage to admit it to himself.
Adoption exists, you monster.
@@goldster100 racism 🤮🤮🤮
@@goldster100 Don't try to reason with liberals, it's healthy to want to live and and be around your own and to not rear foreign genetics.
@@mirthbaron1525 I love that this comment freely admits that not being an asshole is apparently a liberal trait lmao
You could make a bunch of Jerma themed drinks, just name them after his Characters. Belvedere Brew, Greens Lighter Fluid, Jermurder.
jermurder is just when somebody kills jerma
>Accidently kills some NPCs as a joke
>Kills the rest of them because it's funny
>"Did I just become evil? Why?"
Anybody else. Literally *anybody else* that just rambles while playing a mini-game (especially a Fable mini-game), and after like 30 seconds I’m closing the video.
Not Jerma. The whole video could be him talking about shoes while doing the beer pouring mini-game and I’d gladly watch every moment.
In Jerma's next big stream, he's gonna take a drug test and model clothes.
I would settle for him just WEARING clothes tbh
jerma is advancing the fecal funny fable 2 meta all by himself
Jerma uses video games to satiate his endless hunger for death and destruction. His mustache hair covers up his tiny demon horns, I know they’re there.
there is something to the Beer Gut thing. at least, in an older generation or people doing blue collar shit, they've usually got fat covering muscle. it's flab because they eat bad and drink beer and don't, like, do aerobics, but it's not flab because they don't lift shit. because they totally do. they lift shit all day, for _money._ it's unbelievable, but it's real. if they're squat and flabby, too, they don't even need to be good at fighting per se to have a good chance at fucking the other guy up.
P.S. it's literal Kingpin-esque "This is pure MUSCLE" shit.
If you look at weightlifting competitions, those dudes look super flabby, but it's all covering a metric shit ton of muscle. The standard image of "muscles" that people typically think of, like Arnold Schwarzenegger? They get that through intentional dehydration.
19:32 my heart stopped for a second i wasnt expecting mr green
the end was like the end of american psycho when bateman learns that nobody knows about him being a killer
The hero we need, and the hero we deserve.
and the one we want!
“Hero”
He must join the wrestling scene. Could he defeat Mr. Satan (fused with Chunky Kong)?
I used to watch Jerma for the game content.
Then i realized that Jerma IS the content.
The gameplay is just something to keep your eyes occupied
@@OryxTheMadGod3 it’s just there to distract you while Jerma’s posse of sticky fingered urchins raid your pantry for radishes and chocolate cookies.
Is this the guy who poured beers for an hour, ON STREAM!?
the jerma streamer goes ABSOLUTELY MAD on stream over alcoholic drinks WHILE POURING BEER
“i don’t even remember how it goes” proceeds to do the hamster dance perfectly
when he said he was blacksmithing i legitimately thought he meant irl. with jerma i cant rule anything out
I love how he wanted to say something so badly about the kid but just couldn't bring himself to do it 🤣
Between this and the sims 4 stream, Jerma having black kids is a recurring joke
During the stream, chat was absolutely filled with *MESSAGE DELETED* when 33:57 happened.
Why
@@OryxTheMadGod3 Look at the baby. Btw that's the second time it happened on stream
Doesn't surprise me lmao
i dont give a rats ass!
What’s up my [MESSAGE DELETED]?
no Jerma985 cocktail would be perfect without dipping a twinkie into the beverage before serving
"That's a Boston accent Genius" - Some guy who knows nothing about Jerma
I’m sure he was just joking
@@VOTE_REFORM_UK true
Jenius
“I can’t believe my wife left me because I shot a guy”
Love how his son looks nothing like him
You mean black? Lmao
he comes back after 10 years and they still haven’t replaced the door he broke… incredible attention to detail
Most attentive house owner in ludendorff bridge
In Fable 2 you dont shit your pants if you fart long enough, the anoos ruptures and the player character grunts in pain.
*kills crowd of 40 people*
“Did I just become evil?? Why!?”
His drink would be "Jerma's gin&juice" with triple sec, gin and orange juice. And I would order it every time.
Tolkien was inspiread by Kalevala, a Finnish epic. And thus we can conclude that without Finland there woulnt be RPGs.
I love the Abusive Step-Dad super hero. Gets the good ending, but he uses magic to abuse his family the few days he's home.
I love that jerma refused to obey the evil guy but once out of the spire kills his wife with a bomb and raises her from the dead
jerma was accidentally almost right about gin and tonic, they come from British soldiers stationed in India in the 1800s who hated the taste of quinine tonic they had to take to not catch malaria and would mix it with gin to mask the flavor
nobody watches jerm for the gameplay- we're all here for the ramblings of a mad man.
I forgot just how bad the story is in this game.
“We need to stop the bad guy. Let’s go enslave ourself to him for years, and help him build his doomsday device, accomplishing NOTHING”
Well the goal was to break Garth out of the Spire but it took all that time to even get the opening. He even states that it took his entire imprisionment just to save enough power to remove your collars.
Strife Rixa I know, but it’s still completely ridiculous and dumb. Let’s not even mention the horrible “nothing” of an ending.
@@bbluva20 I mean all writing is some kind of contrivance in the end, but I'll agree the ending of pretty much every Fable game has been a wet fart.
This game has a story? I thought it was farts and mass murder
Fable 2 had a weird character system, my hero just looked bruised all over and became fat for no reason, idk if it was the health potions but I didn't eat any food.
That's because you suck at the game
people talk shit on the fable games after 1 but 2 is pretty funny
No one complains about the humor of Fable 2. It's one of the game's few good qualities.
"You did this!"
Guy hudung behind a bookcase with a rifle: "no i didnt!"
love how all the different edits of jerma streams have different funny bits in them. he really is the funniest boy
Ah yes, my favorite brew- the Jerma Mid-Afternoon
28:30 he turned into the squirrel from Ice Age
"YOU DID THIIISSSS"
Man Who Did It: No I didn't!
jerma vods need like a content warning for whenever he begins spouting food and beverage opinions
29:00 someone never got the heart piece in zelda
jerma is the main character in this world and we're just living in it
I love how the reaction Jerma's character has to someone spawning in and kicking his dog is obliterating some poor random fucker's skull first
The first 30 minutes of every jerma stream should be a drug test for chat to see if he’s high or not
i could listen to jerma talk about alcohol forever. his opinions are so passionate and elaborate.
he really spends half the video just talking about alcohol and looping a minigame
This was a treat to watch live.
I don't think anyone understands exactly how long he was pouring beer.
It wasn't even that long and if you were getting your panties in a twist over it, you weren't forced to watch it. Go do something else for a while, Jerma doesn't cater to you specifically
@@Kikiapina beer pouring enthusiast spotted
@@Kikiapina It was a joke...
@@Kikiapina imagine getting this upset over a simple comment
@@tailsfan23new I'm not upset, I am just very passionate about pouring beer. Not many people understand how important of a skill it is, yet so many people drink beer
Oh we need more of this
In that whole very stoned drink podcast, Jerma wanting an extremely foamy drink and the whining about the one that exist sucks has the same energy as "I want ice on my drink but I don't want to see it float"
It's just more manic rambling
i love any game that makes jerma laugh like a stalling engine
Jeremy "I can't believe my wife left me because I shot a guy" Elbertson
Without Fable 2 Dungeons and Dragons wouldn’t exist
Genre defining stuff. So many fond memories of sitting around the table with my high school buds on Friday evening, ripping mad farts and poking holes in condoms and shooting chickens with blunderbusses. No wonder our teachers thought we’d grow up to be Satanists or whatever.
Peter Molyneux has been a bigger influence on the fantasy genre than Tolkien
Without Fable 2 Fable wouldn't exist
The jerma drink would be called something like “the rats midnight birthday surprise “
The jerma drink wiukd be called something like "the mountain dew: baja blast"
man, I 100% completed this game back in the day,
played the shit out of it
I do not remember it looking this wack. lmao
Half of this whole video is just Jerma trying to formulate signature drink names from every bar and my eyes were glued to the screen through it all
"Look at the head on that!"
*drops it*
This is the greatest birthday present Jermambo. Much love.
Absolutely insane!
19:28 "I need to level up my gambling ability" is probably a common phrase in Vegas.
i need more jerma fable
I can’t wait for the “Making the Jerma985 Cocktail” stream
That captains log bit got me good
if someone can animate or act out the Jerma985 cocktail guide i would love you
25:48 "Did I just become evil? Why?!"
He says standing around a ten humans he just *magicked to fucking death while LAUGHING.*
Jerma doing the hamster dance song is INCREDIBLE..
I got a blue moon ad not long after jerma mentioned it
I promise, Jerma has never read a contemporary fantasy book since gradeschool.
okay so new jerma viewer here! nd this was the first stream i caught live, i couldnt watch all of it because where i am this was live when i had school but I was so proud I caught the hamster dance and the divorse jsdvsksnsn
I dunno about you but I absolutely hate it when the ole ball and chain gives me attitude while I shoot info brokers in my underwear
14:53 Seems like Jerma watched "The Nasty Patty" episode for his ideal drink.
'a very small man can cast a large shadow' Jeremy Nineeightfive
This was a great stream XD
thank you for making me happy
Only Jerma could talk about his favourite and least favourite alcohol for several minutes and make it entertaining lol
"Our generation's Tolkien"
It sure is
Absinthe absolutely can make you hallucinate, if you get the right stuff
this one’s great