What If... Facebook Was A Pub | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Kevin simplifies the use of social media accurately...
Comedy superstar Kevin Bridges returns to the stage in 2018 with his sell out new show -- The Brand New Tour. The show was filmed as part of Kevin's UK and Ireland tour and his 19 night residency at the Glasgow Hydro.
It's written and performed by a comedian at the top of his game with Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act.
This is by far Kevin's best show to date and really is a stand up masterclass.
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HOOSE RICE!!! Watch 'The Sleepover From Hell' Here - ua-cam.com/video/pXvtEImH_L8/v-deo.html
Ur da makes hoose rice ya bam.
Geez a quid or you're getting a malky in the number 40 bus
You're a star man, funny af
Never gets old class man😂👍🏼🍀
HOOSE RICE
Social Media is alot worse now
It's on the wall sweetheart, the s is a 5. I can't stop laughing
Me too bloody brilliant 👏 he's spot on with the fb thing isnt he howling honestly 😂😂😂
When he said, The password is, Paradi5e", I heard a Rangers fan, "Boo"! 😕Fuck HIM! HAIL HAIL! 💚
@@tracyhudson1674 Aye, hen‼️👌🤣😂
@@williamdonnelly895 hi looks like Shane fillan from westlife 🤣
@@Ashtonirwinfan21 Kevin?
Every school disco in the uk
21 dislikes from the lads missing their nans on social media!
Or victims of "left on read" when having sent a dm to a lass that just accepted their friend request!
😂
1 sad loser who obsesses over the popularity of a video becasue it's the only thing to shout about.
😂😂😂😂
“That pub’s full of pricks”
Made me spit out my beer!
Guinness. Draught?
Lol me too!
Wir ye in the pub! or in yer hoose?????
Eatin a freddo, drinkin a capri sun... lookin for luuurvvve. Fucking classic. ❤🤣
I deactivated my Facebook and never logged back in again years ago. 2014 I think. Occasionally I miss an invite to something but on balance it's overwhelmingly one of the best things I've ever done for my mental health. I don't miss it one bit.
I did the exact same thing as Kevin said it's full of pricks & I don't miss it 1 little bit 👍
I dumped FB at the beginning of 2018 and do not miss it one iota.
Dumped mine ! hate it - sick of all the crap on it from people showing off !
I left it at a similar time. My life is so much better for leaving that.
Such a time waster.
Deleted all social media about 2016 including Facebook and never looked back
He's 100% spot on about the Facebook thing. So sad to say.
Treu wish I could really do the petrol thing sometimes
You're all still on it though
@@fingersTitan cheers for letting us know that mate. I can sleep easily now
you tube can be hilarious aswel but at least its a little more secluded
He's spot on about the msn/windows messenger and the phoneline being occupied...
Spot on Kevin..I deleted FB a while ago 🙈
He is simply telling the truth. Well said Kevin.
Unfortunately, we live in a period were immorality and stupidity is seen as humour, despite it being the condition of our society. We should ashamed rather then pissing ourselves in laughter.
But that's the reality we live in!
@@originalunoriginal4055 I wonder what we would have to laugh about if the world was perfect. Truth can be funny. Maybe that's a clue.
@@originalunoriginal4055 Are you saying he’s stupid?
@@originalunoriginal4055 what are you scuttering on about?
@@milesjolly6173 no!
He is talking about the state of society and the current affairs of civilization.
On New Year Day, I had a bad anxiety attack, I had nothing to do/watch until then I found your DVD then ended up watching it over and over again then I ended up gasping for air cos I laughed that hard!😂 I'm glad I found Kevin bridges to watch every time I feel down.😊
I get headaches from laughing to hard whenever I watch Kevin Bridges. I love this guy!!! I would totally torch the Facebook pub.
Kevin Bridges isn't liable for any damages!
Oh, You meant those places with Wi-fi for clients use?
We should go in and smash it up
"The S is a 5"
I laughed way too hard at that.
The WiFi code in heaven is paradi5e
He is so naturally funny, he is amazing. I could be having a massive anxiety attack and watching him just puts a big smile on my face
May I recommend Karl Pilkington? That guy cures depression
@@robg4512 He's funny ‼️... But, Frankie Boyle roolz🤣👌😂💓
Get a life
@@clairemcmahon9392 Pardon? 🤔
It's not being PC. Normality.
If Twitter was a pub it’d be like the pub form the spongebob movie that kicks off for no reason
It would actually be so funny to see the people in that pub. It would be filled to the brim with the biggest rejects imaginable.
We are laughing at ourselves - he just points out the utter absurdity of everyday life. Facebook? Thick MP says she/he is being threatened and abused on social media? Stop using it! Media "personalities" - they don't have one.
Still not right to have your life or family threatened or have rape threats. Get your point but some of this stuff is real and unpunished. If it was a pub the ones threatening would be getting smashed
It’s all fun and free speech 🎤 until someone whips all these fantasy boys into a mob and storms the Capitol. Cop killers.
Pretty much everyone has a media profile.
"Get off with me' haven't heard that in years! Brings me back 😂 Love him
What did it actually mean? 😆😁
@@katharina... it's slang for hooking up with someone
@@LeonM810 Ah right, thank you 👍 I thought it meant dating but it turns out the meaning was quite literal 😁
As thick as his accent is I can just understand somehow even though I’m korean
nice
a lot of native english speakers don’t understand him so that’s impressive
with an Arab name??
@@barryirlandi4217 lol
He sounds completely different than he used to. His accent is not so much a thing anymore. You should watch his older stuff:') (youll know it's from before kuz he was fatter)
Hi Korean, I'm Doug. I had a girlfriend called Coran.
Absolutely fucking top notch comedy! Kevin is the funniest comedian around.
Best stand up comedian about. Simple as. Been top of his game for years , on a whole new story he takes it up another notch. Genius.
Old mate fae school selling herbal life 😂😂😂
Glasgow is full of people like him and thats why i love working there. Im a scouser and we are similar in humour in Liverpool
Scousers and Scots are brothers in arms!
The Geordie sense of humour is very similar too haha
Naw, yoos ir'nsae! 😂
@@williamdonnelly895 who’s insane? You must be a kid man because Scousers, Glaswegians and Geordies have always got on lol
@@marcwarren5985 Respect! 👌
Cheerfully closed my Facebook account about four years ago and I'm so happy :)
Still never had one 🤘😅
Probably cost me a lot but whatever
@@jamiewalker8772 All it cost you was the ignorance that your friends are all narcissistic. :)
Yer Gran never knew how to turn the volume up on the telly?!
Absolutely bang on re Face Book! Australia took on suckerburg and won.
As somebody who lives in Australia, the Australian government took on Facebook because they took the side of Murdoch and big business sensational journalism over Facebook. By definition there wasn’t a good guy in the fight.
If I feel homesick (I live in New Zealand) I watch some of Kevin and it has me greetin' wi laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Kia ora mate
Fecking brilliant. The local disco in Ireland was just the same 😂
With there miami vice tinfoil suits!!!
Saw Kevin twice in belfast I actually was sore laughing I mean I just could not stop he's brilliant
That's the sort of inane comment he's on about
people say you shouldnt laugh at your own jokes.. why not? .. they are funny otherwise you wouldnt tell them
The Facebook pub would be a great place to get in a fist fight
Be an easy fight too
👊
Please bring out another DVD, and do another tour!!
The tears are rolling down my face, he is hilarious……Billy Connolly Mark II. 😂
"...hoorin' out yer dead gran for the attention..."
Ach, and who says Glaswegian is no proper sort of poetic dialect?
I actually met a girl on messenger, we’ve been together for 16 years and married for 4. So sometimes it actually works.
This how u make comedy funny. You bring realism into your scripts. Like Kevin Hart is real funny.. But I'd say some of shit I'd say is made up
Come and live in Glasgow for a week and you will change your mind
Never fail to make me laugh, I watch a video every day for my soul. I've been waiting for you to come to New Zealand ❤ 🤍 💙
Covid messed up a lot this year
Hahaha. Mallorca... My first ever holiday
Compared with Covid lockdown in U.K. that holiday in Mallorca would be like heaven * 1000 right now
I've been thinking of leaving Facebook. Think I'll do it now - not my sort of pub.
Hands down Kevin is the Dave Chapelle of British comedy. His timing and delivery is on point, his references are instantly relatable.. there are jokes within his jokes... !!
Damn right.hes he'll funny
@@geraldjones8010 Kev is really good...but Frankie's the best!
@@randyschwaggins yah Frank is funny too
Dave Chappelle is a completely different kind of comedian to Kevin Bridges.
I love watching Dave Chappelle and I love watching Kevin Bridges but not because they're similar; because they're different.
@@randyschwaggins never met a person in scotland that thinks frankie boyle is funny. He couldn’t lace kevins boots
Funny yet so serious at time. He's brilliant
Thank you Kevin. Somebody finally said it. That was like music.
3:51 😂😂😂 yep 😂😂😂
'...if Facebook was a pub...'
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolute belter of a video funniest and most down to earth comedian around
I saw him live at the Fringe years ago and remember laughing & smiling non-stop, literally, from minute 1 and my cheeks hurting by the end of the gig! I just love him!
Oh man...fuckin dial up internet. Makes you smile with nostalgia.
UA-cam is the closest I am to social media. To quote Mr Bridges "fuck social media".
The problem with his Facebook sketch is 75% of the audience of all done them posts.
It takes a little while to get the hang of his accent but it's so damn worth it 😂😂💯💯
😂👌🤣
@@williamdonnelly895 so true 😉
@@tomdedaele1691 Aye, I know, pal.. 😂 🤣 😂
😂😂😂😂
Absolutely spot on with the facebook jokes.
This Kevin Bridges bloke is brilliant!
One of the most amazing Scottish comedian ever lived. Cheers Kev. I.N 🔥
He is world class in my eyes.
@@ugur24 same mate👌
Never been on face book, never will.
if f/b was a pub...I would hope that...damn it...he beat me to burning it down...
Gosh lol
English isn’t my native language. But I think I do pretty alright in English. But with this guy I need to fully concentrate to what he is saying. But it’s a great accent 🤣
i have no idea how many times i watched this video. crying with laughter every time
This is so incredibly accurate
Got a pc for my kids in 2000.
"Don't download anything - it's costing me a penny a minute !" "Get off --- someone may be trying to phone us !" .....as if 🤣🤣🤣
3:59 - "If Facebook was a pub..."
Wherever George Carlin is now, he's there watching Kevin Bridges and laughing along, glad that his work is being continued.
Ridiculously talented man! Genuine comedy genius 🤗
Simply the Best out there!!!!
Thanks Kevin, just thanks 😊
Love the Scottish language.
*accent
@@Liza-sv2sz
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@@peacebeuntoyou8934 ....................................
His language is English, his accent is Scottish.
@@Hellwyck
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I think you should come with a health warning, my face hurts from laughing
Is there a fan club we can sign up to? Kevin, you are my fucking hero! After youtube sample, found full show on Amazon Prime. Dude, thanks for the laughs, hell of a good show :)
Ughhh, I wish other Americans understood him, he is seriously laugh out loud funny 🤣🤣 "noh" lmfaoooo! Love Kev-I-N!
Me too I grew up Scottish family he grew up in the same town as my grandmother and grandfather.
@@Branman345 That's awesome 😊 I don't know any of the Scots in my family, but I've got a fair percentage!
This isn't even a comedy sketch this is a man breaking down 😂😂😂
Why Scotland loves ya big man 😅😅 100% genius and sopt on about social media 😉
to those very few who disliked the video, they have no sense of humor
Pity Americans don't understand other accents.. Really limits these amazing talented comedians
I think it's a pity we're measuring success by whether or not Americans can understand and access it. Really limits our worldview.
@@rachelfox8108 hahaha are ur obviously American than hahahaha. I understand but ur wrong hahahah
@@os1628 I'm literally British, but go off, king
@@rachelfox8108 sorry haha sounded like an American comment
"Would you *GET OFF* with me?!" 2:37 😂
Not many people can make my jaw ache from smiling but he can. His spot on analysing is hilarious.
YES THIS IS THE BEST! KILLING IT MATE
The facebook part........just freaking brilliant. Spot on.
That's absolute golden stuff mate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it!! Wish the full show would be available in Holland! 🤙😎👌
I’m deleting Facebook lmao
Ah mate that gut wrenching feeling you get when you walked up to a lass and got rejected urgh. But never the less I was persistent and blossomed and made that same girl in to my wife now for 18 years ❤️.
Well done 👍
I'm just here for the accent🍿
Think yourself funny he is speaking REALLY slowly!
Pmsl would any your pals get aff way me
By far my favourite comedian ever
Your a fkn legend big kev.keeping it real.
Unsocial media is a scab on society
It was like hearing someone else saying my thoughts
Msn was great, yahoo chat though was moist af ahah
The S is a 5 loooooooooool
Any day is a little brighter with a little bit of the Kevster! Haha 👍
He is so spot on with his FB observations.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so eeerily true. Absolutely fucking spot on!
Iv got my about a year after bebo died. Iv never posted for about 8 years (about leaving H/school) I only use it now to keep up with all the rag junkies I grew up with and the entertainment they provide. Hands down better than netflix 👌
First time i was called a "duzzy hoor" was by a taxi driver in Glasgow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg I laughed 🤣
Best comedian in Britain
If facebook was a pub...we can expand on this its an infinite joke im sure kev wont mind any takers ??....All im gonna say is 'Logging on' (or out) is a very different process in pub....and sending a like is either a wink or a drink in real life..and if you get cat fished in a pub it means youve upset the chef from the chinese takeaway across the street and hes gone to his freezer and removed a frozen catfish then entered the pub tapped you on the shoulder and swung it like a bat and left you out cold...getting stalked in a pub is fun its more like a friendly game off hide n seek or if your the only one in the pub with a bag off sniff then you definitely get stalked even if your taking a shit people are slidding a dvd case under the door asking for a little blast then they promise they will leave you alone...how do you talk on facebook..with keys...keys in a pub refer back to previous joke..
Reliably hilarious every time!
Paradise ....the s is a 5 mate ...LOL!
Never have never will be on Facebook hard to be a true Scotsman and post selfies of your self hunting haggis
We all know the plastic tube with the string we use to keep our coins in on holiday 🤣
This fella is top quality
How about the ones that take pics of their food?
Caution: don't be holding any hot drink while watching this - you've been warned!
Facebook is this decade’s Big Tobacco. Tick tock.
I checked FB for all those reasons..lol hilarious