Just started doing uber eats for a bit of extra cash. Had no idea I was mean to eat the food on the way you're a top bloke murph thanks for the pointers
You forgot the part where they leave it directly in front of your door so that when you open it, it gets knocked over and your milkshake ends up everywhere
Or the part where they deliver it to your door, don't knock or ring the doorbell, and never update the app to say it's been delivered so it just goes cold at your door
@@ruggjay i’m a student and i tried ubereat as my summer job in Australia. Customers are cancerous af. There’s literally a message say “Leave at door” in every delivery so I left the food and get reported for not knocking. So in next delivery I left the food and knock the door and wait until they come out only to get reported again for knocking the door and not following the instructions. Some customer be like don’t knock the door, the dog will bark. So as I approach to leave the food at the door, the dog start to bark without even touching anything and get reported again for that lmao. Sometime the restaurant prepare the food late, took about 20 min and when I deliver the food to customer, I get reported again for late delivery lmao. Fuk that job and customers.
@@jacka3280 Wow that sounds like it sucks. I live in a small town on the southern coast of France and it's great. Doing it on a motorbike. Very low expenses. Only McDonald's have drinks that can spill and they take so long anyway so I ignore them. The other restaurants use cans or bottles. Some pizzas take long to prepare but customers are understanding and friendly. They know how it works and that pizzas have to cook. Unwritten rule is you always call their phone on arrival, whatever the app says. 90-95% of them agree to meet you outside if they weren't waiting for you already. Weather's warm. Got 98% rating, 2 thumbs down from when I still took McDonald's and drinks obviously spilled.
@@jacka3280 Ordered plenty of food where the 'driver' became a dude on a bike that took over an hour to peddle his ass over and the food was cold and soggy and other times when they bail last minute with no explanation and the order is cancelled after waiting 40 minutes (from Maccas in that case, so no it wasn't the business cancelling the order). Uber in general has gone down the drain, for transport cabs are looking real good again.
don't know how but amazingly whenever I order a coffee from maccas, it arrives half empty with the bottom of the bag soaked like they've been swinging it around their head for the past 5 minutes. Ofc they scurry off as soon as they deliver it to you too
I’ve just gone into year 12 and I tell ya what your videos keep me sane, every week we get the boys together and gather round the laptop like there’s something a bit explicit or something goin on we even get the teachers watching love ya shit keep em comin
This is so true... lol my mate once called me early in morning saying he got the breakfast and when I opened the door said.. he got stuck in traffic and now he don't really have to deliver his hour late breakfast delivery so may as well we eat it and have some bongs..
"theres a hole in the top, yeah just under the cap there"...that is just gold
It all comes down to Murphy's account fuck that was funny asfk
Lost it when you slammed the food into the garage door 😂
Funniest thing I have ever seen mate
Bowls it you mean, straight down the pitch short stuff XD
@@trustfire nice little in swinger looking for a knick to third slip.
Omg that ended me too hahaha
defo auto wikkie on that one tbh
delivery instructions: fold the garage door in half with the bag.
Uncle Rey :))
Got it
Best instructions I have ever gotten in my life
Me dads Commodore is in the garage
🤣🤣🤣🍻
Garn never misses. Comedic genius.
I blame his brother
The fact he doesn't even do this job and does it perfectly it's so funny.
And how hes better at doing it than the guys with that job
the 6 phones on the windscreen got me good
Tonight I’ll be eating “Joes” hamburger and drinking “Anthony’s” coke.
Don't tell us what your doing with 1 Star Karens Taco
@@crocodile2006 he growled that shit out
Just started doing uber eats for a bit of extra cash. Had no idea I was mean to eat the food on the way you're a top bloke murph thanks for the pointers
“Tonight I’ll be eating your fucking food” in less than 5 seconds I’m already rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"In and out like a blink of an eye." - Garn.
Also, that's what she said.
Yes I did mate
I feel sorry for anyone who orders a HSP with Uber Eats 😆
Best comment I’ve seen in a while
bloody oath get mine from doordash uber eats are fucked. bloody bloke dropped me hsp of his little moped
i just did tonight brah
nah my HSP comes in a stapled bag.
Mine is perfect when i get it
Throwing the bag at the garage door, absolute art
It was like a smooth cricket bowl 😂
You forgot the part where they leave it directly in front of your door so that when you open it, it gets knocked over and your milkshake ends up everywhere
Or the part where they deliver it to your door, don't knock or ring the doorbell, and never update the app to say it's been delivered so it just goes cold at your door
Accurate 👍
@@ruggjay i’m a student and i tried ubereat as my summer job in Australia. Customers are cancerous af. There’s literally a message say “Leave at door” in every delivery so I left the food and get reported for not knocking. So in next delivery I left the food and knock the door and wait until they come out only to get reported again for knocking the door and not following the instructions.
Some customer be like don’t knock the door, the dog will bark. So as I approach to leave the food at the door, the dog start to bark without even touching anything and get reported again for that lmao.
Sometime the restaurant prepare the food late, took about 20 min and when I deliver the food to customer, I get reported again for late delivery lmao.
Fuk that job and customers.
@@jacka3280 Wow that sounds like it sucks. I live in a small town on the southern coast of France and it's great. Doing it on a motorbike. Very low expenses. Only McDonald's have drinks that can spill and they take so long anyway so I ignore them. The other restaurants use cans or bottles. Some pizzas take long to prepare but customers are understanding and friendly. They know how it works and that pizzas have to cook. Unwritten rule is you always call their phone on arrival, whatever the app says. 90-95% of them agree to meet you outside if they weren't waiting for you already. Weather's warm. Got 98% rating, 2 thumbs down from when I still took McDonald's and drinks obviously spilled.
@@jacka3280 Ordered plenty of food where the 'driver' became a dude on a bike that took over an hour to peddle his ass over and the food was cold and soggy and other times when they bail last minute with no explanation and the order is cancelled after waiting 40 minutes (from Maccas in that case, so no it wasn't the business cancelling the order). Uber in general has gone down the drain, for transport cabs are looking real good again.
Should do “Every Australian surf life guard ever”
Garn is the hardest working man in Australia
the Australian Johnny sins. has 20 jobs to help is family.
@Levi Trill his name is Murphy
Hardest working Australian ever.
Watching Garn bowl the food into the garage door was the best part, cracked up straight away.
Special instructions: do not deliver the food
You forgot to do the classic 'Leave the drink in front of the security door'
I literally spat out my drink at 00:56. That was so unexpected. I’m crying of laughter
Garn must be fuckin loaded with all these schemes he's constantly rotating through
i mean, murph wasn’t lying about the coke bottle having a hole
pretty kind of him to patch it up with that cap too
@@BluePieNinjaTV you’re right! murph cares for his community
There always seems to be 1 part in every video that has me in stitches, the slam on the garage door got me LMFAO
"tonight I'll be eating, your fuckin food" comedic gold
Ngl, he has the best aim. Never misses.
Of course not if his target is the bloody pavement
Tonight, I'lll be missing half my order.
0:55 brett lee steaming in
Best opening line ever
Legend!
New garn vid is always an instant click for me! Great vid mate!
Love the slow realization.
When he threw that order at the garage 😂😂
Another great video as always, thanks Garn.
0:34 nice r33
I love how Garn takes the piss out of different jobs and capers lol lol......he is purely original and I thoroughly appreciate it a lot.....
0:52 RIP Garage Door
Had me dead biffin the bag at the garage door 🤣
"Where's the hole?"
"Just under the lid" lol
We need a rig review on the mighty mighty ‘lux
My day just got even better
hahahaha imagine your neighbors when they heard a bloody bag just being slammed against the garage door
don't know how but amazingly whenever I order a coffee from maccas, it arrives half empty with the bottom of the bag soaked like they've been swinging it around their head for the past 5 minutes. Ofc they scurry off as soon as they deliver it to you too
I’ve just gone into year 12 and I tell ya what your videos keep me sane, every week we get the boys together and gather round the laptop like there’s something a bit explicit or something goin on we even get the teachers watching love ya shit keep em comin
Absolute gold mate. And 50% of my experiences
"Im like a fucking F1 Pit crew mate alright.." pure gold reference
I love how the ad for this was from Deliveroo. Perfect.
What a legend this guy is, his videos never disappoint!
You got me w the hole in the coke one🤣💀
“I’m like a fucking f1 pit crew in and out in a blink of an eye” 😂
Another accurate video. Much love boys, you are fucking hilarious
hahaha i love how you always think you got past the system and then you come to a realization and realize you stuffed up
“Theres a hole in the top there, just under the lid …yeah you got it. Later”
0:14 got me. NOW that is distracted driving LOL
Every SINGLE thing about this video is true, this isn't even a skit, this is genuinely how it is on most delivery apps lmao.
Love the phones in the car hahaha
0:52 funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a long time 😂😂😂
Well done on cracking 150k subs Garn, I can see you hitting 500k+ this time next year easily!
The last 5 seconds of this video sounded like the lil blurb at the end of the Australian government commercials 😭
Love how he is always wearing work boots
UberYeets, we're not coming anywhere near your doorstep
Every defence member ever in public - from the ville you could nail it.
This man so committed to this 'australian' thing they switched their steering to the other side.
16 apps on 12 phone, literally a hacking genius, right down to the many accounts trickling into 1 haha
Every time I see the TikTok it’s straight to your UA-cam hahahab
cheers mate it's like walkin' down Deception Bay Road out on the penninsula - just smashin' full of good memories
Yes...part of why I imagine they started sealing bags. :P
I can't dislike this.
We love to see a new garn video
Absolutely on point as usual
Lol. You make my day EVEN better!
possibly the best one so far lmao
Thanks for getting out of bed for this... massive effort and muchos good laughter... ❤💥❤
"Tonight, I'll be eating... your farkin food" LMAOOO
The cricket bowl into the garage door was so fuckin funny mate 😂😂
you're awesome mate, working in different job every week must be tough
Driver delivered me an empty bag 🤣
This guy is a legend can’t stop laughing 😂 can’t beat garn the best Uber eats on earth 🌎
Cheer for the upload mate, really ups the day
Considering I just had to spend three days getting my money back from Menulog for missing food, this hits home.
Your forgot to make a bank account with every branch in the southern hemisphere
Free lunch is one of the perks of the job
As a Doordash driver, this is extremely accurate but should have pointed out the fuck off waiting times I have to have with some of these restaurants
@@soulyettobloom7988 I mean, he’s a comedian so
@@soulyettobloom7988 I mean the 262k views disagree with you, and isn’t that the point of his channel? Sounds like a you problem
@@soulyettobloom7988 Then why are you here lol, it doesn’t look like your sense of humour so this channel isn’t for you
@@soulyettobloom7988 I dont think you know what bullying means but not that surprising really
@@soulyettobloom7988 Sounds like coping lmao. Thanks rando on the internet.
lmao, this is probably still spot on 2 years later
Haha, I always get a laugh out of garn
😂😂😂 I'm fucking dying. Just shit chucks the food against the garage.
lmao the Garn club member names 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LETS GO ANOTHER GARN VID!!!!!
Lost it when the bag pegged lmao
If the cops pull him over for looking at phones while driving he’ll just give “Barry” the fine
UA-cams finally putting ur vids in my news feed yayyyy
The hole is on the top.. yeah under the lid 😂
Imagine old mate Murph did podcast that would be peak golden
How Murpho has not gotten sued by these companies is beyond me
1. Parody
2. We aren't Yanks
Because it's all just satire mate.
I work at red rooster, and just today we had a driver that showed up over an hour late, and complained when we had to remake it
I wish garn would be an actual delivery driver for a meme
I've figured out the system, I'm inside the Uber Eats matrix. 🤣
Cheers for the vid boys. Keep up the good work.
The sound of shit hittin a metal garage door brings me back to my childhood
Great video boys!
This is so true... lol my mate once called me early in morning saying he got the breakfast and when I opened the door said.. he got stuck in traffic and now he don't really have to deliver his hour late breakfast delivery so may as well we eat it and have some bongs..
Love it, thanks for the giggles! Hole in the coke bottle ... hahaha brilliant!
How do these guys only 200k subs, their comedic genius is... genius