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single mums beating up their kids in the local kmart is a true staple of australian culture... you want a bunch of cheap chinese shit that'll disintegrate after 6 months? come into k-mart mate
Every Kmart Worker Ever
Every K-mart Worker Ever
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
we left out that every Kmart has at least one single mum just beating the shit out of their kid in the toys section.
we couldn't find a kid to beat up for the vid but the point still stands - also pls subscribe we goin for 200k!
You can beat me up!
beat me up
JAHKXSYN NO PUT THAT BACK OR I SWEAR I'LL TELL SANTA YOU'RE A NAUGHTY SHIT
@@GenericaQwerty LMAO
that is so true lmao
Mate I've never seen ONE of these things actually used for coffee, they chop up well tho so I can see why there's almost a cult following of Aussies who love their kmart grinders
5 star review, best damn grinder on the market
Theres a wireless one now, with a battery
@@mrsynical8725 fuark
shits futuristic now
I have extras just incase they stop selling them. Best grinder on the market mate.
Threw my scissors away along time ago
Can we appreciate garn sneaking into all of these places with the proper uniforms, all while staying clear from actual workers and security.
Nah mate, ol' Murph is legit. He just comes up with new busiess ideas.
As a Kmart employee, I honestly cant disagree with this.
The security is really great (:
Fuck Kmart
as someone who has stolen from kmart, i agree
It’s usually some old boiler at the door eyeballing ya.
can agree
I once had a kmart seccy looks thru a bag of acquired goods, and pull and and accuse me of stealing the *one* thing in that bag kmart didn't stock. Was priceless
We gotta give Garn credit for getting all these jobs just to quit after he finishes making the video. Respect 👌
It's really just a series videos about how fucked unstable temp jobs are in Australia at this point.
i know ur joking but some people are gonna read this and think we actually go get a job at these places hahaha
I work at this exact kmart, he does NOT work there lmaooo
@@yasminemccoy6047 Yeah cause he already Quit when you had your day off mate 😉
We should be talking about all the innocent people he's had to root/murder to get all these uniforms.
My best memory of school work experience was working at Kmart. There storage area for what goes on the shop floor is the size of the store. I rode a bike around. Found a Snickers box so ate like 10. Slept somewhere. Rode more bikes. Got glared at by the manager. Had more Snickers. Good times.
My mates brother also worked at Kmart. He would grab a handfull of those sticky little figures and throw them onto the ceiling and they would be stuck up there for weeks. Must be fun working there
Slept half a shift once then spent the next 2 hours looking for trolleys, god I miss that job
Really? Cause the size of the storage at my store is the size of a fucking match box 😤
@@Vivix__ Don't give me ideas lol
Thats crazy, my uncle has all the same stories of stealing, sleeping, and playing with all the shit in there, and that was like 40 years ago when he was a teen in the states.
"Attention all Kmart shoppers: we just got a truckload full of cheap Chinese shit that's gonna disintegrate after 6 months"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Kmart Employee, who did Click-and-collect for a lot of the lockdown period. I can confirm that at least 10 percent of orders were some sort of coffee grinder, minimalist house decoration, or a pet bed, and half the time you can't even find it for over 10 minutes in the right section. Because there are just so many orders.
Gotta do The Reject Shop next Garn. That shit would be comedy gold.
YES!
The reject shop is basically a wasteland lmao
Reject Shop is so scuffed
I always get rejected there so that's why it's called the reject shop. I stay away from it
There's so many he could do. Servos, car salesmen, Coles/Woolies, brickie, painter, driving instructor, list goes on.
Speaking as someone who worked at Kmart 20 odd years ago I can entirely relate to this. My specialities were causing the tills to crash by scanning items to quickly, going awol collecting trollies (i.e. disappearing for half the shift to have a spliff or two) and accidentally stuffing up the Christmas lay-by's by forgetting to put down what was on each pallet in the warehouse.
Mate my shift at target consists of greeting cunts at the door, letting them leave without checking their shit, taking an hour to collect trolleys, sitting in a small spot I have found that no customers or staff go to and sitting in the toilet.
@@trolliixz9595 Like a spot in the store? Where in the store don't the customers go? Buggers go everywhere
@@trolliixz9595 I worked at American K-Mart and I made a fort out of furniture boxes in the layaway area (i guess in Australia they are lay-by's?) to look at my phone, won regional employee of the quarter anyway. Our registers were beige tanks from the year 2000 in the year 2014, constantly crashed.
One time I was at the loading dock with a buddy and we were standing by the computer so I drew a dick in the dust for laughs, then I hit ctrl+up on the keyboard to flip the view upside down. We kept talking and I forgot to reset it back. Next day was truck day AND the regional manager was coming for an inspection. He sees the monitor with a dick drawn on it propped upside down with a broom so they could read it to fill out the shipment! Makes them clean every monitor in the store.
The only thing ever disappointing about these vids.....is what feels like eternity waiting for the next one to come out cause ya know it's gonna be awesome and you just can't wait
100% agree. But quality over quantity!
U could join patreon
Now remember kids, everything is free at k-mart as long as security doesn’t see you (their blind) or run after your. (Majority don’t have legs)
What about their blind?
I have a long lanky friend who works as security. You could probably just go through him tbh
@@BigManBilliam The fact that this probably went right over his head makes it even funnier.
just be careful of the old ladies, for some reason they are always on to you (one of my managers is an old lady and she always catches people stealing... if you see her following someone you know to stop and check bags)
"Here at Kmart, were pretty big on safety, I mean oh&s and all that, mainly because there was just too many people comin and gettin a job at Kmart and pulling a shelve down on top of themself on the second day, ya know gettin on the compo"
Fucking hell sounds like a good plan
Just the way he says “compensation” kills me every time 😆
As someone that works at Kmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate
I just started working there this week. I'm sure this video will show me the Kmart experience.
I remember working in retail and teenagers would come in asking for scales that measure grams to 2 decimal places. Bunch of potheads. They went to the same school as me so I knew what they were after before they asked
How the coppers can draw up a short list of potential drug dealers
As an American, it is incredible to see that you guys still have Kmarts.
Different Kmart to the US.
It's like the only shop of its kind
I'm questioning how he gets all the outfits- it's amazing
Well employees take their uniforms home, so he'd only need to find someone to borrow it from.
From K-Mart.
You dont think do you
@@loafofbread9400 idk if Ur say that I'm dumb or Ur trying to make a joke with me
@@DxmonArcher the fact that you even ask that question
I remember when I was a kid they had the mixed lollies section where you’d go and mix n match your own container of lollies. Good times. Now it’s all pre packaged crap.
Same, wonder why they got rid of it
@@fasterThoughts Because you'd walk in pretending to drink from an empty maccas cup and fill that. Dunno how many gummy snakes I squashed into that, chuck some maltesers on top for good measure. Ahhh the 90s.
@@Korn45678 yep they sold by the cup not the weight, so if you could squeeze it in you could tack it home haha
I remember this at target too
Ddue, I fucking miss those days!!!!
Now we need a video on every Christmas lunch in Australia!
its just a bunch of premade meals and desserts from coles or woolies, and the occasional pavlova
@@nova-in9oh yup
They're killer "coffee" grinders.
You're not gonna find a better mix chopper for $14. Had mine 5 years and still goin' strong!
Now I feel the need to get one.
Why don't you buy coffee all ground up.
@@marleneholloway7775 marlene these are for chopping buds and ripping cones love
Same as how my gf has a pink vibrating “makeup remover”. Kmart knows what they’re selling
Every Kmart worker has dreams of leaving Kmart to do something they enjoy just to still be working there for the next 15 years
FACTS 😂😂
preach
Lmao, bro don't do me dirty like this.
The Patreon supporters sound exactly like the list of every substitute teachers request to get students to sign their own names. Fuckn love it
Why no one talking about 1:10 that shit has me dying 😂
wake up babe new garn upload
"I've got a particularly heavy box"
Oh no way, that sounds like something my mum would say
This short length content feels heaps better than dragging on smaller jokes with it, straight to the beat with good shit mate keep it up. Have a good one and fuck ya
The safety thing is very accurate. It is so annoying when you are trying to do ANYTHING. You can't just pick up a piece of glass, no, no, someone has to stand there and protect the breakage site while another team member tries to find a dustpan (we have like sixty on the shelves but you're not allowed to use one) so someone has to aimlessly wander around out the back. WHS must cost Kmart so much money.
But hey, I can't complain about the pay. $39 an hour on public holidays. Yes pls!
and the gloves... when ever you need to do anything the gloves have to be involved. Wollies have their pallet jacks used by normal employees, we can't even use a H-Cage without gloves
Whereas at Target I've literally knocked a glass off a shelf while carrying shit right in front of customers and just swept that shit up in less than a minute
manager never heard a fuckin thing
you what? $39 an hour. damn. what is it on a normal workday though?
@@socks2441 depends on your age, but generally you take how old you are and subtract one. I'm 18 and get paid $17 an hour.
@@belle4953 thats interesting, im 32 and only get 27, and i service safety equipment for the navy, police and army (and other customers) i have also been at this job 6 years. minimum wage is now 20 and will be 21.50 next month. it was 11.50 when i got my first job 12 odd years ago. i think i should quit and go work at kmart, lol.
2:25 LMAO! This is just comedic perfection! Absolutely well done! :)
heres some video ideas! love your vids by the way, they make my day!! Every BigW Worker, Every Coles Worker, Every RedDot Worker, Every Reject Shop worker, and last but not least every MYER worker
"a lot of walking around aimlessly with a pricing gun avoiding customers" I've been caught out
I love your videos please upload more
as a Kmart worker this is 100% accurate
Yeah same here, very much true
Finally he did Kmart 😂😂
I used to sell guns and bullets in the 80's at K-mart...
I remember that. Back in the day as a teenager in Penrith I can remember Kmart selling ammo. I can also remember them selling interesting stuff like telescopes.
Yep. Back when it was a good shop. Now it’s just all cheap junk home decorating crap
I cannot give enough thumbs up for the writing insights and acting skills for this
Coles and Kmart used to have near the same exact uniforms. Karen throwing down at me not helping in Kmart when I worked at Coles was priceless
Got a formal complaint at K-Mart once because I didn't help a lady at the front desk...even though I've never worked it in my life and I told her I wouldn't be able to help her if I tried.
I was stuck in lay-by and the dock, of course I'm not gonna know how the front desk works.
i am 90% sure this country would have gone through at least 5 civil wars if not for Kmart and it being open 24/7
Where is this magical 24/7 Kmart you speak of?
24/7 Kmarts exist??!
@@avalonfey my local Kmart is open 24/7
@@izzy_haines I'm honestly jealous hahaha
@@avalonfey don’t be, you lose too much money in there 😂
Kmart at this point should just rebrand that coffee grinder and embrace reality.
Hey mate I saw a video of yours that was about lynx Africa for Christmas what happened to the video?
I’ve worked at Kmart for nearly 5 years
All I’m saying is this is EXACTLY what’s it’s like
HAHAHA I have that lamp at 1:00. It's awesome.
As someone who works at Kmart this isn't even over-exadurating
never thought about but holy shit kmart does have everything
Kmart is the home of the ~ Bogans Bargain Basement
imagine people chucking a sook over the outro of a video they just don't need to watch if they dont want to. great video as always :)
its an algorithm thing, most will click off during the name reading, causing a sharp drop in retention and therefore causing youtube to stop recommending the video so much because they want them to stay for the endroll ads
“It’s probably all in the same aisle” - fk me, perfect haha
Lmao I work in retail, it really do be like that, aimlessly walking around. Sometimes I do feel like helping people, other times I'm like nah fuck I don't wanna talk to people today I'm gonna stock shelves all day
I would ask for you to do big w workers but it would be about the same as this.
I live in Wisconsin, US, and I haven’t seen a Kmart since the early 2010s. I thought they went bankrupt and went out of business 😂
Same name but different company that’s not connected to the Kmart from the USA. Kmart Australia have tried there luck in the USA with a store called ANKO.
But I’m not sure if it’s still there.
@@nicchiavella2466 ANKO was on a very limited trial here in the US. I believe it was only in Washington state (which was very heavy handed with lockdowns) which killed them off in short order during 2020.
@@nicchiavella2466 Not connected anymore, they originally were the same company but they split sometime in the 90s
“Freshly ground coffee” well yeah so even Kmart knows huh. Love how you got your painters pants as part of your Kmart uniform
What happened to the lynx africa?
Worked at K-Mart back in the day. Staff from the floor would go and steal customer's Christmas lay-bys from the mid-year sale to give to another customer so when lay-by customers came to the store at Christmas time to pick it up they'd be missing items. That was GREAT fun...
Also can remember slinging fridges over my shoulder, it was good being young and strong lol.
always a good day when this bloke uploads 💯
That loud speaker store announcement was just to true.
Mate this is absolute gold. You’re a bloody legend
Kmart has everything u need tho-
want pens? They got it
headphone set with fox ears for kids? They got it (i actually found one once)
want a whole jar of lollies? Theres a whole fricking shelf
As a worker at target this applies the exact same hahaha
Noooooo I love the long outros
Back in my dads era, they used to sell actual firearms and ammo at his local Kmart, it’s in the old catalogues as well.
Something I've always wanted to know of how you avoid getting sued by all these businesses, it's enviable.
It's probably because Bruz doesn't work there lol
@@TheKnobCalledTone. HAHA, maybe if he maybe ball bag key chains he may be in trouble eh?
Make a blooper compilation for all these videos, we all need it!
get this man to 200k. Hello from down in Melbourne mate.
I swear how does this guy have a uniform for literally everything
This safety worker has had more jobs in the past year than the queen has been Alive for. ✊🏿
What happened to the lynx Africa video?
ahaha this is sooo accurate! my sister has just started working then on omd i have seen a change in her 😂
0:46 I swear I’ve been to that one before
it's a good day when garn uploads
I was in Kmart the other day and you are spot on wrt the cheep Chinese crap on the shelves
I'm watching all these for the first time. They have been a bit of joy in a dark time in my life, thanks boys.
cool
Can’t be too safe!! 😂😂
My local Kmart only lets you buy the coffee grinders at the service desk 😳
As a former Walmart employee, the bit about avoiding customers is spot on. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence doesn't need to ask you where things are, so the ones that do are the dumbest of the dumb, and will waste an hour of your time forcing you to look for some specialty random item they could have bought on amazon or something.
Why do they put the goddamn paper towels next to the pet supplies on the opposite end of the store from the scrub brushes?
@@calsavestheworld Paper towels are with toilet paper and cleaning supplies, I don't know what your Walmart is smoking.
@@mrniceface Well the pharmacy dispenses medica marijuana. Probably that.
Kmart everywhere else: 1 dolar per year
Kmart Australia: *_legit RICH_*
I watch every one I have of these and u have done my job now :) gotta love this
😂 this is gold
I'm a team member at Kmart
Have a few things to add
That one guy in the backfill room that knows where every item is
That same group of teens who keep putting shaving cream all through the store
When you finish your refresh section, call for it to be checked and they somehow find all these items you missed
Expected to finish a returns rack in half an hour and you can't find where anything goes
Oh and all day everyday
It says it's in stock online but it's not on the shelf
Karen's who want to speak to a manager
Attending the same huddle everytime you do a presentation shift listening to the same speech by the manager
I have wondered why these coffee grinders are never in stock .
Who would risk getting caught over $20
Its not just them being stolen it's also because they are purchased by alot of stoners aswell.
Thats another stick to buy, mummys pocket money doesnt grow on trees
Working at Kmart, I legit get paid to walk around and follow eshays and scare them
As a Kmart Employee this is dead on 100% accurate
Should do coles 😁
Everyone will be Dumpster Diving at Kmart. As someone found boxes of in date, blocks of Chocolate. What else do they throw out, that is perfectly ok?....😀
Fucking hell this hits the nail on the head. The stupid minimalist lamp that is (ironically) SHIT imported CLUTTER THAT BREAKS TOO QUICKLY is everything wrong with consumerism in a nutshell.
No one knew why I wanted a coffee grinder as my prize for our highschool walkathon. I'm happy to keep it that way.
lol..😅Hearing ya..
Good shit boys
Ah mate, this takes me back to age 12, dressing rooms, giggling and stealing bras and gstrings with the girls
G strings at 12? damn lol
"Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!!
i'Ll hAvE tO gO oN...
compensation." 😎
🤣😂🤣
This one was truly on point.
This guys resume must be impressive.
The one vivid memory I had of Kmart, was when they put a announcement over the speakers, and they forgot to turn it off….we then heard some other….things going on-
I love his announcement.
I so wish I could say that on the speaker at Kmart.
My local Kmart deadset has a 80 year old man doing security. He's always sound asleep in a chair when I'm there
As a kmart worker, can confirm trying to avoid customers
I work at target (basically the same shit different shovel) and everything he says is fucking so true.
I work for another big retailer, same shit there too.
I also work at Target and I can back this up. Related to this too much
YEHHH hahaha nice 👌
Discovered these guys late. They’re hilarious
Awesome another upload from the best channel
as someone who works in compensation, I can confirm all the compo jokes are fuckin accurate
This is a brilliant channel you absolute legends I can 100% relate and cannot wait for the next video! Keep it up🤣
Absolutely lost it at 2:25 🤣🤣🤣
good one garn allways a good day with your uploads