HongKong 1997 - 0:00 Darkwing Duck - 12:30 Seamen - 25:04 Video Games !! - Board James with AVGN - 42:06 The Crow - 52:55 Dr. Jekyll and MrHyde The Game The Movie - 1:02:38 Mortal Kombat Mythologies Sub Zero - 1:06:35 Bad Game Cover Art - 1:16:38
you don’t plant a garden for weeds, so wouldn’t being the weedwacker help the garden of evil? or wait, maybe a garden of evil is just the weeds. ok i’m gonna go now, my planet needs me.
Funny enough, the guy on the Phalanx box was actually a Santa Claus. According to an article: His name was Bertil Valley. He was a volunteer Santa Claus for over 25 years, and he owned his own successful construction company for over 20 years. By all accounts, he seemed like a pretty upstanding citizen. Unfortunately, he passed away back in 2004, but he’ll always live on as the Phalanx Pheller in our hearts.
one thing i hate about avgn is how i'm never able to watch just one episode, i always end up binging the whole thing. but i reckon that's what you call a good problem.
BOI....you don't know until you're me....I must have watched all of his episodes 50 fucking times over....and that's just an underestimate....fucking hell.
Tl2aV yeah, reckon. Commonly used in southern US or England. Its just as much a word as "aint" so theres no real ground to stand on for you there. You gonna bitch about someone saying "y'all" next? lol get fuckin real. Different people from different places say different things. Youre a child if that amuses you.
Or even better, instead of killing all those reds, you have to bring them to Las Vegas detention center on the bus, 100 at a time. It could be a multi generation video game! One that your great grandchildren are still playing long after we are all gone.
Haha sad part is assuming you played this game non stop and killed one enemy every second, that would take over 30 some years🤯 haha just imagine get to like 29 years in and one of the damm projectiles hit you 😱😂
"You'll be hearing that in your dreams!" Fast-forward to the Earthbound episode, AVGN's Magicant, his dream, has the Hong Kong '97 head IN his dream WITH the same music!
Interesting part about Hong Kog 97 was that it was more or less made by the dev and a friend in about 2 days. Basically it was done as a satire of the video game industry and it was as bad as possible intentionally. Oh and the body is real, it's from a Mondo film and the guy was killed in the Bosnian War
@@Sabbath24 Game jams often take place over a weekend (2-3 days) and create something with 100x the substance. The original Celeste was made during a 4 day game jam. I personally have made games with more substance in 1,5 days. The probable reality is that they were young and wanted to make a game, but also wasn't very experienced. They also didn't make it as satire or intentionally bad (the most common excuse people make when making something terrible), but probably since they were young, wanted some "commentary".
no HE'S NOT, HE'S RIPPING US OFF BY UPLOADING OLD ASS FOOTAGE, HALF OF IT WE'VE SEEN BEFORE. I LOVE THE GUY I'M A FAN..BUT NOT HAPPY WITH THE LAST MONTH OR 2
I am so envious of your basement man. You're the one friend that everyone used to love spending Friday night's with after school...to stay up and play Nintendo all night.
The reason you can't find a cartridge version is because it was released on floppy for use with a development / backup unit like the UFO Pro (Re: Hong Kong 97)
This is still one of my favorite videos ever. And, after many rewatches, I'm starting to love and respect James's musical touch in his production style. Very nice to see. 🤘🏽
There are currently 2.9 million subscribers and 2.9 million views. Every single one of his subscribers has seemingly watched this. Now that is dedication lol
Undertale OST, 2 Hours. Mario Party The Top 100 All Minigames compilation, 2 Hours. Posted Live Stream, 2 Hours. AVGN Season 9, 2 Hours. It's Going to be a LOOOOONG night.
I found another piece to the puzzle, the Heaven's Gate mass suicide was in 1997, just like how playing Hong Kong 97 makes people want to kill themselves
HongKong 1997 - 0:00
Darkwing Duck - 12:30
Seamen - 25:04
Video Games !! - Board James with AVGN - 42:06
The Crow - 52:55
Dr. Jekyll and MrHyde The Game The Movie - 1:02:38
Mortal Kombat Mythologies Sub Zero - 1:06:35
Bad Game Cover Art - 1:16:38
Why does this only have 8 likes
dude theres no need for skips :D your videos are watched form beginning to end....
Uh, you misspelled "seaMAN".
this is what you call a "pro-move"
I love nerd videos
Everytime I hear that Hong kong 97 song it gets stuck in my head for days.
Doomed Meatslab 🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
🎵🎵Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen
Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng🎵🎵
@@The_Primary_Axiom whats it mean in english?
@@FredHerbert999 I love Beijing Tiananmen
The sun shines over Tiananmen
WHAT I'M THINKING
KILL A NUN
EAT A NINJA PIE
YOUNG CHAN~
The actual song is surprisingly really good
Two hour AVGN marathon? I gotta do it, for Nimoy... FOR NIMOY!!
For Fuckin Nimoy!
🤙🏻💍
That is most logical 🖖
FOR NIMOY 🖖🖖
Shit Pickle.
One of my favorite quotes from darkwing duck :
“I am the weedwacker in your garden of evil” 😂
im gonna start a landscape business and use that in my ad
@@engitions Please do!
@@engitions lol do it
@@sky-sx5gtChancellor Palpatine you shall be brought before the Senate
you don’t plant a garden for weeds, so wouldn’t being the weedwacker help the garden of evil?
or wait, maybe a garden of evil is just the weeds.
ok i’m gonna go now, my planet needs me.
My favorite part of season nine is his genuine confusion when the Seaman dies after mating. "IT GOT FUCKED TO DEATH?!"
Death by seasnoosnoo
Funny enough, the guy on the Phalanx box was actually a Santa Claus. According to an article:
His name was Bertil Valley. He was a volunteer Santa Claus for over 25 years, and he owned his own successful construction company for over 20 years. By all accounts, he seemed like a pretty upstanding citizen. Unfortunately, he passed away back in 2004, but he’ll always live on as the Phalanx Pheller in our hearts.
But did he know how to play the banjo?
You know, I actually liked that box art. I thought he was the pilot reminiscing about the past
@@charlesh8420 That would be such a wholesome game cover in all honesty!
That can't be true 😂
I was so impressed by the Dr. Jekle and Mr. Hyde preview. The acting and editing was amazing.
So true!
Am I crazy or did I hear Zach haydel in that. I swear I hear his shrieking scream in there but not in the credits. maybe just a sound effect?
Cinnemassacre rocks!
one thing i hate about avgn is how i'm never able to watch just one episode, i always end up binging the whole thing. but i reckon that's what you call a good problem.
Eh I prefer google over Bing.
BOI....you don't know until you're me....I must have watched all of his episodes 50 fucking times over....and that's just an underestimate....fucking hell.
+Nino Johnson
Is that supposed to be a pun?
I wouldn't, but google would love to hear that!
Tl2aV yeah, reckon. Commonly used in southern US or England. Its just as much a word as "aint" so theres no real ground to stand on for you there. You gonna bitch about someone saying "y'all" next? lol get fuckin real. Different people from different places say different things. Youre a child if that amuses you.
It would be just the most amazing thing if you actually won the game by killing 1.2 billion enemies.
no it really fucking wouldn't
yes it would, and after that you drive the entire 16 hours to Vegas and back in Penn and tellers bus driver game. lol
@@A_Man_In_His_Van bus game is the best one ever
Or even better, instead of killing all those reds, you have to bring them to Las Vegas detention center on the bus, 100 at a time. It could be a multi generation video game! One that your great grandchildren are still playing long after we are all gone.
Haha sad part is assuming you played this game non stop and killed one enemy every second, that would take over 30 some years🤯 haha just imagine get to like 29 years in and one of the damm projectiles hit you 😱😂
The more I watch these the more I realize how absolutely genius they are
That Jekyll/Hyde skit was hilarious. That'll teach you to be nice to people. They'll retaliate with lethal force.
This was by far one of the funniest and most well produced bits of comedy I've seen on UA-cam. Incredible!!
When the bomb went off and he bounced backwards 😂😂
I know he went to film school, but for the love of god could Hollywood just let him direct and write a horror movie, he can build atmosphere
HK97 song haunts me to this day.
Phew, at least im not the only 1,, i hope we are not damaged for the rest of life
..
Someone should make a mash-up of the HK97 Love Theme and the drum loop from The Crow.
FUCKIN UGLY CROWS
The AVGN theme song is forever stuck in my head. Ass!
your comment has 97 thumbs up, like reviews. Reviewers Siskel and Ebert voted Titanic the 9th best film of '97
Hong Kong 97 Music for 1 Hour /watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
"He's late already!" - "He is a very slow walker."
Still my favorite quote in movie history.
@@coolnerdlll6053 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Game The Movie
Everytime I come back to this season, I wish that James would actually make this movie. Because the trailer is epic
Followed up by Jekyll walking stupidly.
"You'll be hearing that in your dreams!" Fast-forward to the Earthbound episode, AVGN's Magicant, his dream, has the Hong Kong '97 head IN his dream WITH the same music!
I actually fell asleep with autoplay on so I kinda did hear hong kong 97 in my dreams
Wo ai beijing tiananmen~
LOL dude when you started connecting all those "1997" dots I was dying hahaha
How do you feel now that's more than half way through 2020?
I love how the conclusion to all that was the game being fuckin shit
RIP
When you find a comment with 299 like so you like it so you can be the 300th like
@@dragonreaper886 Truly a smart man
I can't wait for the new movie "Bruce Lee's Relative Chin that looks like Jackie Chan" Coming to 1 theater in North Korea
Guest starring Nuck Chorris
Wouldn't that be north Korea killing itself? I guess they are already doing that so it kinda makes sense.
tman monst Nah, they're simply defending themselves against the ameriburgers
Also starring Hom Tanks
Music by bavid Dowie
Been watching these avgn seasons for like the past 4 or 5 years on repeat. Still seeing new things!
ive probably watched these like 1000 times each by now xD
I love the nerd's immature yet historically important obsession with cursing in retro games
And Feces.
@@thousandyoung more specifically, diarrhea
This is the way. 😁
AVGN will always be one of the greatest shows of all time!
GREATEST web shows of all time
The greatest
he's the greatest, not one of the greatest.
Interesting part about Hong Kog 97 was that it was more or less made by the dev and a friend in about 2 days. Basically it was done as a satire of the video game industry and it was as bad as possible intentionally. Oh and the body is real, it's from a Mondo film and the guy was killed in the Bosnian War
Explains a lot, nothing of substance can be made in 2 days
@@Sabbath24 I disagree. I was constipated for two days and I made something of substance.
@@Sabbath24 Game jams often take place over a weekend (2-3 days) and create something with 100x the substance. The original Celeste was made during a 4 day game jam. I personally have made games with more substance in 1,5 days.
The probable reality is that they were young and wanted to make a game, but also wasn't very experienced. They also didn't make it as satire or intentionally bad (the most common excuse people make when making something terrible), but probably since they were young, wanted some "commentary".
"It all started with my pet albatross."
I KNEW IT!!!! It's all so obvious now!
"The fuckin reds" reference was from a "Super cop" scene, another Jackie Chan Film I recognized. Love those Jackie Chan Films, LOL!
"Well, at least you can duck, you are a duck. I don't know what kind of a fucked up duck can't fucking duck"
One of my favourite AVGN lines.
"What a shit load of fuck" is has been part of my everyday vocabulary for nearly 10 years. I'll never stop watching.
AVGN is still going strong with great content.
He's still in his prime in my opinion
RIP Nerd. Damn you polybius!
Well... I'd say mixed. Sometimes a great episode, sometimes a bad one. But hey, he's still around!
no HE'S NOT, HE'S RIPPING US OFF BY UPLOADING OLD ASS FOOTAGE, HALF OF IT WE'VE SEEN BEFORE. I LOVE THE GUY I'M A FAN..BUT NOT HAPPY WITH THE LAST MONTH OR 2
The Nerd will never die!😀
I've lost count of how many times I've rewatched all thirteen seasons of AVGN xd
I'm on my third run
14 now, and same.
@Adnan Yusuf yep
We all have 🙂
Sometimes I put AVGN on repeat for weeks while I play video games.
I haven't watched AVGN in probably 6+ years, this is amazing
Dr. Jekyll trying to attack with his cane was hilarious!!!
Welp... Still waiting for "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Game The Movie".
You're holding out on me, Nerd!
jekylls wife is hot
That was just for s@#$s and giggles
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde The Game Remastered The Movie Reloaded 2
@@Gerald0613 directors cut
i love when nerd does the frown™ (9:36). his mouth looks like a perfectly mathematical semi-circle
I feel like his ability to make that distinct face is closely tied to his iconic status. It's such an easy thing to caricature.
I can't get my mouth to frown that perfectly. It's an acquired skill I guess.
I noticed that and i'm literally one of the only people i know that can do that lol
@@flompi384 Probably not, I'm sure you just don't go around asking everyone you know if they can or not.
I can't stop watching these compilations. they're filled with such great entertainment.
Thank you Nerd! For making my teenage years and adulthood literally AWESOME! Hope the show continues
...
My shit’s shit can make a better CU than DC
Oof
It's funny because it's true
i would rather watch memes on a cell phone screen with many MANY cracks than the dcu
It's sad but true. However the DC animated universe is great.
To be absolutely honest, I'd watch the Jekyll and Hyde movie.
6 years later, and this is still my mental soul food.
Already 1 dislike? Most be a former ljn employee
It must be Fred Fuchs
Only The Real Hey looks its the LJN employee!
Laugh Joke and Numbnuts 😂
Ayy Lmao lol
XD this made my day XD
Chin= can kill 1.2 billion people in china
Chin chin= is master of the omniverse
Rendib Sivad Top ten characters that can defeat Thanos, even with the infinity gauntlet
ThatOneDev OH SNAP!
And I don't mean Thanos, I mean his neck.
But wait, "Chin Chin" is just Tintin in Japanese...
Wow. Tintin is master of the omniverse. Who knew?
Chin is Thanos
Chin Chin a daisuke ah dioh!
My favorite moments in all of AVGN have to be when he’s not talking and it shows “certain” portions of gameplay while he’s reacting to it.
Dr. "You only have two hours to live."
Me - *watching AVGN*
Yeah. At least, we would have a happy ending :D
yep
"deliver your essay by 2pm tomorrow"
Me, hasn't started: Oh, AVGN!
Fucking same.
original joke
People you don't fuck with:
Chuck Norris
Zohan
Any Samurott
Trevor Phillips
CHIN
Ultimate Dewott don't forget segata sanshiro!!!
Don't forget Moses
Don't forget James Rolfe.
Don't forget fucking Kratos and Darth Vader
Don't forget Hammerin' Harry.
"Gotta do it for Nimoy" is one my favorite avgn lines ever.
You think he still thought that after seeing the Nimoy Y2K VHS? LOL!
@@Odious_One what is that?
I like the quote "Its a ripoff of the movie wheels on meels"😂
FOR NIIIMOOOOY!
"You'll enjoy that for hours!"
*Makes an AVGN Marathon*
It’s like he can read minds! XD
"Yeah, well grab my scrote!"
Come on fellas. It's 2019, we gotta start saying scrote. For James.
FOR JAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!
@@ethanbell6762 I sincerely hope you threw up a middle finger as you said that. Otherwise you're just not doing it properly.
@@involuntaryanalysis You scrote
The "SUP MAAAAN!" from the Shatter Hand Bad Game Cover Art gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
*my body is fuckin ready*
The best line to all the greatest pornos... >=D
Turn off lights, put on headphones, have bowl of food at hand and lock yourself in room.
SmolToxin the body is ready but is the mind willing and able? 😉
there you go bro, one like, coming up!
SmolToxin ddddd
It's about time you had a look at Mortal Kombat: Special Forces
Jesus Christ no man, hes a human being
@@floydharper4653 No. He's the Nerd.
@@floydharper4653 Is it really bad?
The Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde trailer is one of the funniest and most epic things James ever did
This theme song brings back so many great memories
Long live AVGN
and prosper!
I am so envious of your basement man. You're the one friend that everyone used to love spending Friday night's with after school...to stay up and play Nintendo all night.
Awesome. Thanks James. A pleasure to watch as always.
King Corder you watched the whole video?
I watch it in sections.
*grabs popcorn*
That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty same
That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty Lame
Grabs case of Rolling Rock
Exit Cast shame
mcclanehallenbeck Tame
8:00
It says the production had "Support" (協力) from "Canadian Embassy" (カナダ大使館).
9 seasons huh?
Damn, im old
Nancy Cousintine You're only as old as you feel.
Kids always say shit like this.
You're Winner
Doom Guy I am Error
IDDQD
IDKFA
at least it doesn't say you're a lose or something like that
IDKFA
They should have called it "Hong Kong 2020", would have been more accurate.
they really need chin out there, before the deceased body of xi jin ping gets turned into a superweapon.
people still trust US propaganda in 2021(
@@ГевараСлеп go back to Russia, bot.
@@ГевараСлеп not really but both can go fk themselves
@@ГевараСлеп bruh shoo bot
The reason you can't find a cartridge version is because it was released on floppy for use with a development / backup unit like the UFO Pro (Re: Hong Kong 97)
Also, it sucks. And also, its ridiculous. And finally, it's full of hate-filled racism.
@@theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 what racism?
@@softandwet7584 Ha ha.
@@theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 He he.
Outstanding
nobody comment yet except me
ok.
Computer Guy l
Thanks.
ProtoMario But Proto...
This season reminds me of the 2am Destiny 1 grind with these masterpiece videos in the background. Fun times
My final days:
Watching AVGN seasons 1 to seasons 9
damn dude sorry.
Martell Tha Cool You allright?
Imagine he only makes it to season 8.
If your alive reply to me
I think season 10 is online now
Still waiting on "Full House: Tournament Fighter" review
xPockyCrazy But that game is actually good.
With DLC of Kimmy Gibler Turd salad Man.
xPockyCrazy if there is one game I want the Nerd to review, it's Wolverine Adamantium Rage for the SNES.
Gamerfan2000 I want him to review Jet Set Radio for the DreamCast.
Cut
It
Out
This is the best one. After many years of deliberation in my kind, this is the one for me. Thank you so much James!
Wow. A gift 45 days before Christmas. Thanks Santa!
i loved the 12 days of Shitsmas, that will be the nerd's best christmas special, i cant wait to see what he does next.
*Daddy
Daddy. Ok. Whatever that means...
The Elbow Potato God freedom of speech, bitch!
Welp, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
its 2 hours, i think youre fine loll
You have to admit, Hong Kong 97 has the greatest plot in any game ever
The 80's were such an amazing decade
For your mom
It all started with my pet albatross
Doesn't it always?
Rip nubby
43:10 imagine what it would be like trapped for all eternity with 2 ghosts
And flashes a picture of Mike
Been a fan since 2004.
I can remember looking forward to the next episode back in college, it's been so long!!! So many Little Caesar's pizzas haha
He join yt 2006
His videos were on ScrewAttack before UA-cam.
dont lie, fuckface.
BioEX1 2007
Might be my favorite season this far! AVGN keeps getting better and better.
that Dr. Jekyll movie should have been the AVGN movie
That moment u actually check out the avgn comments and realize you're missing out on a whole community
True
YES!! I wonder how I can get more involved with this community?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY?
@@Edgar193 *jumps off sofa*
shout out to the 274 LJN employees that Disliked this video
Ljn only had 5 employes
@@everythingpony good one😂😂😂
Fred fuchs 😂
@@everythingpony :
Do they have 400 youtube accounts?
My favorite youtuber. Watching all seasons all over again i can never get sick of watching this. Helps pass the time much better during lock down.
What a way to start season 9 with Hong Kong ‘97!!! Hell yeah!!!
You dont fuck with Chin!!
I watch a lot of Cinemassacre but I've never seen this series before! Needless to say, I'm enjoying it immensely.
Wait you watch a lot of cinemassacre before but never watched the AVGN?
Honk Kong 97, best episode of the season xD
Jekyll and Hyde movie is absolutely hilarious and brilliant hahaha. He nailed every element. Probably one of my favorites
This is still one of my favorite videos ever. And, after many rewatches, I'm starting to love and respect James's musical touch in his production style. Very nice to see. 🤘🏽
AVGN videogame covers series is an instant Christmas Classic
"it's 2015, it's time to say scrotes.". A back to the future 2 reference?
Hong Kong number play is beautifully played out. Kudos James for making all the real life notations so entertaining
I still need to meet James. I watch avgn every day, been watching since the Screw Attack days.
@@leosharman8630 what?
I actually got the chance to meet him..he's a cool guy and he even signed my copy of mega man and my deloreon
such a cool and chill guy. i took a pic at a con in jersey. my friend worked on the giant snes carts for the wrestling episode
*gets more snuggled in my covers* let's go !
Ally Cerrillo I wanna snuggle up under the covers with you!
Oh no.....
LP Soldier oh no wat?
@@Ally-643 you must be slow.
I love how he just casually mentions Full Moon Features as if everybody knows what he's talking about.
*Jackie Chin*
Just some unspecified relative we never heard of who’s even stronger lol
Clint Eastwood yep
dirty fuckin reds
No, chin chin
Chin Chan actually
There are currently 2.9 million subscribers and 2.9 million views. Every single one of his subscribers has seemingly watched this. Now that is dedication lol
As soon as I hear the theme song from Hong Kong 97, I burst out laughing.
Undertale OST, 2 Hours.
Mario Party The Top 100 All Minigames compilation, 2 Hours.
Posted Live Stream, 2 Hours.
AVGN Season 9, 2 Hours.
It's Going to be a LOOOOONG night.
Chrono trigger(Best RPG) was released in 1995, and this video was two hours, 2 + 1995 = 1997!
I found another piece to the puzzle, the Heaven's Gate mass suicide was in 1997, just like how playing Hong Kong 97 makes people want to kill themselves
That's why there are no physical copies. Everyone who played it back then killed himself.
"hey, guess what were doing over here"
i lose my marbles every time LOL! ! !
The dreamcast used the date and time to actually affect many other games than just seaman. Take Tokyo extreme racing 2 for example.
"Street Hockey '95" - The dog is originally from the "Thunderdome II - Judgement Day" Cover... (1993, Arcade)
As a person who suffers from anxiety this may sound weird but avgn has become a massive comfort show for me. Just has a way of helping.
"What I'm thinking, kill a nun, get a ninja pie, young Chan!" Hong Kong 97, dreadful desperation and true horror in "video game" form!
Major Mo I HEAR IT PERFECTLY NOW
Sub zero is screaming because the game is terrible
Chris Conaway Are you fucking dim.
Take a shot every time the Cinnemassacre logo changes.
Muffin Mallet Muffin Mallet A shot of what? Jizz? 😅
MUFFIN MALLET my blood alcohol level is now 98.3
McTardo Rodriguez Your blood alcohol level, you don't need to check it with tech at that point, you would bleed liquor at that point.
@@gene4438 a shot of whatever you possibly could! it'd be better than any of these games!
This is the best AVGN season.