0:37 when you're tryna reach the word count on your essay 'I borrowed this 992 911 from Porsche San Diego, which is my local Porsche dealership here in San Diego, Porsche San Diego has all of the latest Porsche models of course and that includes the new 992 911'.
I absolutely agree this is how we do it. Being the fact that I am absolutely certain that I do indeed absolutely agree, I have highly considered and have definitely come to the decision, without a doubt anywhere in my mind that I can with complete certainty recall, that I indeed, right this moment, should give your comment a like. This like shall withstand the test of time until either this profile of mine becomes deleted or UA-cam itself becomes no more. Which, if that happens, will indeed be a tragic event that withstands generations to come.
Love the random Doug scoring. As no car beats the 911 it simply scores a 10. It took Porsche 23 years to get the 911 right again and this car is sheer perfection.
Honestly all I see is Nissan sentras hoods up on the side of the road all the time. It's fast as hell and take off is good. But damn. It feels as tho it's put together bad. The Elantra passed it. I would love to see the sentra step up Luxury
they look just like the ones on my old audi a4 (b5). they just spent about 300.000 Euros developing them to do a cool trick when they open. probably to "be the only/first one to use these handles" and using that as an argument to push the price higher and higher... or just to give doug demuro more quirks to talk about.
Yes the door handles open just instantly: **Sticks hand under handle then waits half a second. Why not just allow you to open the door without waiting since you can already get your hand under it?
@@rokbleki3929 You can pull them manualy as well. I've had the pleasure of driving one when it was anounced in Salzburg, the 911s true home, and didn't even notice they were electrical until after the drive.
PodrumKaleto I agree that having the engine in the back and not showing anything is a bit of a letdown, but some of the best cars ever made don’t show their engine too. And not having to work on the car and obtaining this level of performance is a plus in my book. I love older 911 and other cars but lots of people don’t like being to the mechanic very often or using the car sparsely. It’s not a family car, taking it out once/twice a week and having to worry about the car isn’t a sacrifice may people are going to make.
@@podrumkaleto5042 how many people know how to work on their cars. That is purely American narrative, you are not a car guy if you can't fix your own car needs to stop
@@fakerafreseller5665 what is south Asia, exactly? Sri Lanka, Southern India, Malay Peninsula, or just Singapore? Bhutan? Burma? East Asians (formerly known as Orientals but made up of Cantonese, HAN, the Koreas and Japan) as well as Caucasians are well known to have small pps, which obviously provides the Caucasians their world conquering privilege.
a funyun not really, just get a brush and a shop vacuum. And it’s not like your Porsche is going to get dirty enough to worry about detailing under the island
Drive a Lotus, or any other real driver's car, and you'll understand why 8 out of 10 is a pretty accurate score. I personally think 7.5 out of 10 is more accurate.
Hes either wrong that it's 8/10, or hes wrong about "Best in the business" so, I think my point still stands that hes contradicting himself. I wasn't arguing with the score, just the logic
@@davidhunternyc1 I won't quibble with the score or your placements, but love him or hate him, it is hard to think of someone with more quirks than Trump.
Арсений Ситкин totally! I like that green too. Pretty close to Carmichael’s old Chevy Trucks Factory Kawi. They did their frames and plastics a tiny bit lighter and more neon to be just subtly ‘louder’ visually than production.
Doug, my absolute favorite aspect of your drive is missing. Your first impression when you step on the gas. I cherish this. It’s why I subscribed. It’s why I asked you on Twitter about your favorite sounding cars. Your reaction is like a window into your car enthusiast soul and I know I’d feel the exact same way. I’ve watched the LFA video 50 times by now and I just love your honest reaction. Sometimes it’s missing on your Turo drives because you’ve had the car for a week. Give it gas and give us your first reaction...thanks for doing what you do!
Also agree. You seem bored out of your mind driving this thing. Take some pointers from another great reviewer, Matt Maran and show us what these cars got!
That whole centre console is dogshit - the lever is just the shining turd on top. And if there is any kind of electronic problem with that car you're bollocksed - you'd better hope to be trapped outside not inside.
had a chance to drive this in several models (2S, 4S) around a track and it's just a spectacular car to drive. It feels glued to the asphalt and the interior and exterior design is just such a nice improvement over the 991 models, even the 2019.
doug the type of guy to offer signed photos instead of tshirts and doug the type of guy to have enough of a sense of humor to make doug the type of guy references sometimes
It’s not recommended to listen to Doug saying “thissss” with your in ear headphones because doing so sacrifices your hearing, as well as the life of your earphones.
@@sultana.l3592 I know back in 2012 in Europe they charged over 1000USD for bluetooth phone connection as an option. Something most normal car brands already had in their base models.
I usually try to skip it (as well as Tim's "Hi guys, I'm Schmee" intro) because I find it so annoying. I realize they're almost a trademark at this point, but they still grate on my nerves. I do enjoy the rest of the content and find it humorous when other UA-camrs mimic Doug's style (and pointing out the "Quirks and Features") in their reviews of other kinds of products.
Doug, I think your command of the King James English language, with its usages and nuances, is better demonstrated in this video, than any other video you have ever done. Keep up the great work.
Doug: "and you already know the history"... Me: shit i dont know the history what ima gonna do!!?? Doug: starts to tell the history Me: thanks dude youre the Best..........
Typical German over-engineering. I can just see the service calls now at the dealership; " my door handle isn't popping out all of the time, and I can't get into my car".
Yeah...who the hell can't open a door ,?...the door handles on my slammed 1970 Tuxedo black convertible De Ville (" Cruella" ) work EVERY TIME...@ I can fit a POCKET FULL of hos in the back !! Fu¢k this plastic piece of sh!t...
Doug, your delivery of information is difficult to take for some of us, BUT the information and detail is always enlightened and valuable. Nice job on this one, many Easter eggs revealed.
Got to take this for a test drive the other night and Porsche knocked it out of the park. I hate the gear shifter, but everything else is an upgrade in every way. Power is great, but the interior feels like I stepped into a spaceship compared to my 991. The transmission is the bet I have ever felt, ever.
@@p0ddie It just changes the sound of the exhaust. On the gts model, the exhaust roars a popping sound after you release the paddle. Search up 911 popping sound.
23:38 The explanation for that is simple: 911s have always been advertised as 2+2 seaters, never as 4 seaters. Reading such information will definitely help understand it ;-)
I was caught up in waiting for the sweep hand to move the time up from 12:34 to 12:35, so I didn't notice it through my anguish and tears when Doug decided to make an edit right before the time changed.
Porsche: "We have a Porsche 911 for you to review. What colour would you like it in?" Doug: **vomits on the ground** Porsche: "Sure thing, here you go."
I can see this being abused also. Dealerships could upload service history to trade-in vehicles that never actually happened to boost the price. Ferrari would definitely not be below doing that.
@@davidcastillo1340 probably less than 1%. My Porsche is a 2004 and I cannot reset the service oil light on my own and a Indy can't either unless they have the Porsche scan tool which most of the time only dealerships have.
I saw a 911 about 2 or 3 years ago and I couldn't believe my eyes, it was gorgeous! Then I saw an Aventador stopped at toll booth and I started screaming then literally fainted, I was riding next to my father and he freaked out when he saw me loosing consciousness and nearly had a high speed accident! I'll never forget those days.
0:37 when you're tryna reach the word count on your essay
'I borrowed this 992 911 from Porsche San Diego, which is my local Porsche dealership here in San Diego, Porsche San Diego has all of the latest Porsche models of course and that includes the new 992 911'.
Kurus this comment is underrated
lmaoooooo this got me weakk😹
Could have added filters such as california, USA
Haha
I absolutely agree this is how we do it. Being the fact that I am absolutely certain that I do indeed absolutely agree, I have highly considered and have definitely come to the decision, without a doubt anywhere in my mind that I can with complete certainty recall, that I indeed, right this moment, should give your comment a like. This like shall withstand the test of time until either this profile of mine becomes deleted or UA-cam itself becomes no more. Which, if that happens, will indeed be a tragic event that withstands generations to come.
“I’d like my new Porsche the color of the trunk emergency switch.”
“I gotcha fam.”
I wonder if the switch is a regular color like black or red 😂
Had to turn my brightness down just to watch this
Carl Stanland dose it glow in the dark though ha ha
Lizard green!
@@ethanyotter7874 "Ahh ... Mr LIZARD!" ~ Paul Rubens
Doug the type of guy to break into someone's car to read the owner's manual.
Yawn
Then he calls the owner and says thank you sir
Nakul Naik the type of guy to copypasta old Doug jokes for attention.
This actually made me laugh 😃😀😄😅😂
You WINI!!!! That was HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!
Love the random Doug scoring. As no car beats the 911 it simply scores a 10. It took Porsche 23 years to get the 911 right again and this car is sheer perfection.
2019 991.2 4 gts for me. That's my sweetspot! 😀
Watching this while I’m sitting in my Nissan Sentra, mine detects when I’m low on gas and for safety measures it doesn’t even turn on some times.
Jon Ram its very smart cause it test if u memorized when was the last time u put gas
Your Sentra is so advanced that it will sometimes stop mid way on a hill and won’t go any farther, since hills are dangerous.
Still probably more reliable than a first generation new Porsche model.
Jon Ram wat year
Honestly all I see is Nissan sentras hoods up on the side of the road all the time. It's fast as hell and take off is good. But damn. It feels as tho it's put together bad. The Elantra passed it. I would love to see the sentra step up Luxury
What do you think of the door handles Ollie?
"They gon' break!"
LC's Garage “they’re an endless money pit!”
- Scotty Kilmer
Hi Porsche dealers, my door handles don't work too good. No problem sir, just transfer 10k to our account and we'll sort it.
Broke door handle? “Parts Heaven this is Jeff.”
and probably going to freeze.
they look just like the ones on my old audi a4 (b5). they just spent about 300.000 Euros developing them to do a cool trick when they open. probably to "be the only/first one to use these handles" and using that as an argument to push the price higher and higher... or just to give doug demuro more quirks to talk about.
Take a shot every time Doug says “nine”
You might not get halfway through the vid
I'm afraid i will die of alcohol poisoning
I'm so drunnnnnnmkkkk hajkskfkshskkfld
I kept skipping 15 seconds and I heard it everytime
Anthony A You might be like 5 beri talpa
He protec
He attac
But mostly
He can’t fit in the bac
Lol lol 😆
@Dapper Don 😭😭😭
in the BAC Mono?
Los big chungus 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤣🤣🛐
FPOS BBQ
No
Not here
Nooooooooooooooo
When you have to hit a word limit on your essay
0:40
😂😂😂
I swear I don't get it
@@thejoker6243 he repeat the porsche san diego
@@אביעזרא-כ4ש ah okay, thx. Must have missed it the first time and than only rewatched the really moment and noticed nothing
Word limits are bullshit. The person who is more efficient with their writing gets punished. You want bullshit? You got it!
Doug needs to go on Hot Ones "THIS is a 2019 chicken wing"
Colby Wattling this is a brand new 2019 chicken wing rse with 457 horse power
LOL i like that
@@OctaneStreetCHINA IS A BRUTAL REGIME THAT VIOLATES HUMAN RIGHTS
@@workshop9091 What?
And Hot One's is my local Hot One's chicken wing location here in the local Hot One's chicken wing franchise.
Yes the door handles open just instantly:
**Sticks hand under handle then waits half a second.
Why not just allow you to open the door without waiting since you can already get your hand under it?
I think you can instantly pull it...like a cd ejector you can manually push it in or press a button
Then how else would Porsche charge you 10k for broken doorhandles?
@@rokbleki3929 You can pull them manualy as well. I've had the pleasure of driving one when it was anounced in Salzburg, the 911s true home, and didn't even notice they were electrical until after the drive.
@@dhalsim-1 Those are going to be some fun repair bills in five to 10 years time as well.
still better than the touch screen response
I realized why I love Porsche after this
PodrumKaleto I agree that having the engine in the back and not showing anything is a bit of a letdown, but some of the best cars ever made don’t show their engine too. And not having to work on the car and obtaining this level of performance is a plus in my book. I love older 911 and other cars but lots of people don’t like being to the mechanic very often or using the car sparsely. It’s not a family car, taking it out once/twice a week and having to worry about the car isn’t a sacrifice may people are going to make.
@@podrumkaleto5042 hey at least it ain't the c8 Corvette
PodrumKaleto you not wrong a lot of newer Porsche’s always looks so stock
Inability to service to engine makes U like this?
@@podrumkaleto5042 how many people know how to work on their cars. That is purely American narrative, you are not a car guy if you can't fix your own car needs to stop
Am I the only one when Doug’s video is about to start I’ll say “THHHHIISSSS”?
Ben Banda no you arent
Me toooo
Hahaha, NO! And I guess you are FAR from being the only one... 😂
no your are not I do it too
Couldn't relate to something more in my life.
"It's really tiny, you can see it's only about 2 inches high"
I felt that
small pp bois
@@fakerafreseller5665 aka White Privilege unless your East Asian.
Just for the record I am south Asian and I don’t understand what r u trying to say.
@@fakerafreseller5665 what is south Asia, exactly? Sri Lanka, Southern India, Malay Peninsula, or just Singapore? Bhutan? Burma?
East Asians (formerly known as Orientals but made up of Cantonese, HAN, the Koreas and Japan) as well as Caucasians are well known to have small pps, which obviously provides the Caucasians their world conquering privilege.
Scott McCloud South Asia is just u calling it South Asia by being more specific
Porsche: It's not the size of your gear lever; it's the efficiency of your Doppelkupplung.
Lol
Doppelkupplungsgetriebe
dokkopelingplug
@@michaeladamowicz6782 Don't forget to repair it only with the correct Doppelkupplungsgetriebsschraubenaufsätzen
@@hazardeur But again only with the correct Porsche approved Doppelkupplungsgetriebeschraubenaufsatzwerkzeuge.
That shifter "island" is going to be a nightmare for detailing
a funyun not really, just get a brush and a shop vacuum. And it’s not like your Porsche is going to get dirty enough to worry about detailing under the island
I have a 992 S. It’s not that bad. Biggest issue is scuffs on the door as I get my 6’2 body into the car and keep scraping my legs/shoes on the door.
Not to mention the floating buttons in the steering wheel
Cans upon cans of duster
Wow that's funny that you mention that, my friend who's a detailer just got one of these
Tyler Hoover voice: "It's GREEEEN!"
Hoovie in 4 years: "I bought the cheapest German highlighter in the country."
Is it weird that I can hear Hoovies voice
WEEEZARD
Doug’s the type of guy to call the police on himself when he’s speeding.
CuteCubicOcelot 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Doug is a type of a guy who reports himself to police in GTA for speeding
Yeah...but will he beat himself up too?
Ed Valvonis
No, just no.
CuteCubicOcelot ok that was funny
Doug: I'd like and explanation for that...
Porsche: Es ist keine Priorität Herr DeMuro
An
Der Rücksitz ist für Kinder!
splewy
Wu-Tang Clan ist für Kinder!
It’s because they keep moving the engine forward
ja herr bunbury
"Porsche still has some of the best handling in the business": 8/10
Fuckin clown this nigga is
Drive a Lotus, or any other real driver's car, and you'll understand why 8 out of 10 is a pretty accurate score. I personally think 7.5 out of 10 is more accurate.
Hes either wrong that it's 8/10, or hes wrong about "Best in the business" so, I think my point still stands that hes contradicting himself. I wasn't arguing with the score, just the logic
"It's enormous fun!"
FUN FACTOR - 7/10
Kalil Miles he didn’t say this car has the best handling in the business you’re stretching his words
3:43 “The door handle pops out IMMEDIATELY”
Doug let’s be real, the door handles take longer to come out than the car takes to go 0-60.
Good one
WAT XD
exactly what i was thinking
"I borrowed it from Porsche San Diego, which is my local Porsche dealership here in San Diego."
*Hmm Yes the floor here is made out of floor*
@Lake Sublime That is how Doug always talks, I never payed it much attention
HAHAHAHAHA
I was jus about to talk about that...
I thnk that talk is reserved for pple like shmee seems like he buys every car he reviews
I flew to New York City to see the Empire State Building which is located in New York City.
I read this while Doug was saying it 😂😂
Doug's the type of guy who can talk himself the whole day.
And believes that is the only way he can have an intelligent conversation. 😉
I enjoy Doug for all his quirks and features. He gets a 67 out of 100, quite a bit below Sophia Vergara but way above Donald Trump.
@@davidhunternyc1 I won't quibble with the score or your placements, but love him or hate him, it is hard to think of someone with more quirks than Trump.
@@davidhunternyc1 lol you rate people's personality? Hmmm ok. Do people actually do that?
Beelze boss try to not miss words in your witty one-liner. 🤷🏼♂️
I can't watch this bloke without him reminding me of Quentin Tarantino.
SPOT ON
Why are you laughing? You got it everywhere except the glass.
Doug, the type of guy to say ‘good night’ to himself when going to bed.
I can actually imagine him doing that 😂😂😂
this is literally me
Doug is a type of a guy who says bless you when sneezing himself
😂😂😂
I do that but I say "goodbye"
Doug: I don't like a car that stands out
Porsche: Let's paint it in green
That's not green, more like radioactive phlegm.
Green Lizard *
Highlighter green
Even a blind person can see this car!
@@MrPorsche91730 Yes! If you're driving real fast all you'd see is a streak of highlighted green...
Update - My count is 110
1:53 in and I've counted 23 "9"s spoken. Including the NINETEEN and NINETY. I'll update with a final count soon.
Oui
Better do a recount. I got 124.
@@joeg5414 I was hoping someone would check!
@@TeeDubbDizzle LOL don't recount, I have no idea how many there were. I was just messing with you. Sorry, mean joke.
@@joeg5414 my count stands haha!
I like this green color, it reminds me of the signature color of Kawasaki motorcycles.
Арсений Ситкин totally! I like that green too. Pretty close to Carmichael’s old Chevy Trucks Factory Kawi. They did their frames and plastics a tiny bit lighter and more neon to be just subtly ‘louder’ visually than production.
God if I got a 911 in this color I would totally put a Kawasaki badge on it. 😂
Doug, my absolute favorite aspect of your drive is missing. Your first impression when you step on the gas. I cherish this. It’s why I subscribed. It’s why I asked you on Twitter about your favorite sounding cars. Your reaction is like a window into your car enthusiast soul and I know I’d feel the exact same way. I’ve watched the LFA video 50 times by now and I just love your honest reaction. Sometimes it’s missing on your Turo drives because you’ve had the car for a week. Give it gas and give us your first reaction...thanks for doing what you do!
Michael Botefuhr agreed!
Agree!
I agree as well.
Also agree. You seem bored out of your mind driving this thing. Take some pointers from another great reviewer, Matt Maran and show us what these cars got!
@@spikeisgr8 he does seem bored... probably because it's a boring car!
Holyshit this is the earliest I've ever been in Doug's video
lol me too
Yup
me three
@@travisscuth7286 me three 😍😍😍
Antonius Tyaswidyono agree
Doug’s the type of guy to tie his shoes after he takes them off
Doug's also the type of guy to put on his trousers after his shoes
9/10 of these are annoying, but damn take my like
You are the type of guy that tells unfunny jokes and cant tell when things get stale.
Yet you are doing it but toward someone. That makes you worse.
@@gregorycasey7358 what else do you expect looking at his name. 😂😂
I bet the Doug Score was invented to rate girls.
weekend score is the most important
@@diatom333 nah im getting a good daily that cooks and cleans
"Best in show!" *grabs bitch by crotch*
some Mark Zuckerberg type shit
Fun factor 10 🤣
Fun fact: The gear lever can be removed and used as an electric razor.
KGiustOD it kinda looks like a clitoris with the rest of the area tbh
That whole centre console is dogshit - the lever is just the shining turd on top.
And if there is any kind of electronic problem with that car you're bollocksed - you'd better hope to be trapped outside not inside.
It can also be used as a dildo, in honor of the person who came up with that idea.
Porsche thinks of everything.
The best gen was the last gen that has the brake pull 997.2
Doug needs to review a hearse for a Halloween special! We demand spooky quirks!
I'm expecting a "Here's a tour of Santa's sleigh" for Christmas.
nah
I think he should review coffins, and tell us which one to choose
no we really don't lmao speak for yourself
@@Ashkanman OK Boomer
At the end of the year, you should make a compilation of you saying "THISSSS"
There is already one from last year though...
@@leonardobuesst4247 what is one from last year?
@@ahmadechols7784 look up "this is a Doug demuro meme". It's not mine, but it's fun.
@srthellcat707 remember to post it on Reddit. You'll get a lot of views
THISSSS is exactly that ua-cam.com/video/_Rz9-Vbb_fk/v-deo.html
had a chance to drive this in several models (2S, 4S) around a track and it's just a spectacular car to drive. It feels glued to the asphalt and the interior and exterior design is just such a nice improvement over the 991 models, even the 2019.
7:41 “This cup holder is meant for the driver and the driver only, and you only get one ☝🏼 ” 10:28 *shows second cup holder*
Yeah it's so hidden that, he probably missed it.
Ghostpiggy'sHere yeah the second one is for the passenger not the driver
Ghostpiggy'sHere he meant only one for the driver...
Ok
What he meant is, usually centre console have 2 at least.
Dougs the type of guy to close the fridge with his hips.
With his hips and a owners manual
Don't be silly, Doug is definitely the type of guy to close his fridge properly, with his hand, using the handle!
That was funny not gonna lie😂
😂😂😂😂
Marcellus Wallace that ones good lmao
WOWE ZOWE IT’S FINALLY HERE
Damn that shade of green will fry some eyes under bright shining sun
At least it's not a generic black or silver, I'm starting to hate those people that choose so bland colors especially on these type of cars
Sebb Hate is a pretty strong word.
The color is god awful
You really gotta be yearning for some attention to buy anything in that color
I kinda like the color ...
*Robert Burton* You’re pretty generic aren’t you...
18:16, Employee texting her friends: , "Doug is here,reviewing the 992 and he is in blue shorts!!"
26:20 Doug's the type of guy to get passed by a Dodge Caravan when he drives a 911
lmaooo
Getting passed by the challenger is even more embarrassing.
The initial "this" was pretty intense, so this must be a special car.
Elysion B don’t think so. It’s just another 911 they sell a ton of em
Well, Doug used to work for Porsche...
Came for the “doug the type of...” comments and still haven’t seen one. Apparently Doug, you are not the type of person anymore
Doug the type of guy to gain respect
Thank God for that.
doug the type of guy to offer signed photos instead of tshirts
and
doug the type of guy to have enough of a sense of humor to make doug the type of guy references sometimes
Why would you come for that? Craving unfunny?
Jamie Vidd it’s part of the Doug DeMuro experience
It’s not recommended to listen to Doug saying “thissss” with your in ear headphones because doing so sacrifices your hearing, as well as the life of your earphones.
2:39
"Nein Nein"
Doug
Doug's the kinda guy to list his quirks and features in his tinder bio
Doug is a type of a guy who blows condoms as his birthday balloons
@@edwardvalivonis23 hahaha
Woulda been funnier if you'd have said grinder (grindr?) bio.
Rick C doug is not gay tho
I enjoy listening to Doug give me a history lesson of the vehicle he’s reviewing before he show me it’s quirks & features.
Thank you Doug
Wow, you stick your fingers under the door handle and pull up to open the door, simply amazing!
The amount of times Doug says “plentiful” is plentiful
It's hard to say why he does that, but that's what he does
Hahaha
That gear lever looking like it’s about to trim up my beard
:D lol
I’m actually upset that you didn’t open the sunroof. 😭
Oh, I know what you mean. I get upset when he doesn't roll down the windows or show us how the seatbelts work.
He's always pulling that shit. He didn't make the Jeep gladiator go convertible either
Or sound
8:55 - "What the hell would that ever get used for?" 14:35 - "Oh."
Nice! Bye bye "12 mph spoiler up bragging difficulty"
deep cuts over here.
I’m actually a little surprised by how cheap the gear selector area seems. Including the sunroof buttons and everything.
Thats acctually annoying for a car with that price, i have the 991 and the interior is very solid, maybe only this car has that "issue".
THHIISS, THHEN, THHHE
-Doug 2019
Ace Entertainment Had to say that out loud
Porsche be like:
Horn - that would be.. 100dollars
More like a 1000
@@sultana.l3592 I know back in 2012 in Europe they charged over 1000USD for bluetooth phone connection as an option.
Something most normal car brands already had in their base models.
Most accurate comment.
How about $3,500
Tree50
I went to change gears and grabbed my electric shaver instead!
Shaves the knockles
You can’t see the engine because it runs on hopes and dreams
14:40
When Doug makes his voice deeper, it actually sounds like his real voice.
Dougs voice is actually really light if you compare it to his size.
The Designer , That’s what she said.
@عُمران or 6".4, depending on his mood
Nobody:
Doug: THISSS
nobody: normies: nobody:
@@jesusdontlikethatimgaybuts9493 God bless you and your family. Macarena!
As i read thissss doug said thisss
@@jesusdontlikethatimgaybuts9493 nobody:
Soviet Prussia:i am a idiot
Nobody:
Me: THIISSSS is a stolen overused comment!
That was the most exuberant 'TTHHHHISSS' I've heard for a while
Great use of “exuberant”
I usually try to skip it (as well as Tim's "Hi guys, I'm Schmee" intro) because I find it so annoying. I realize they're almost a trademark at this point, but they still grate on my nerves. I do enjoy the rest of the content and find it humorous when other UA-camrs mimic Doug's style (and pointing out the "Quirks and Features") in their reviews of other kinds of products.
@@LeicaCat Really? For me it's almost comforting. It's like a reminder that yup, this is a Doug DeMuro video. A welcome home intro almost.
Lol but true
thinking the same lol
The colour is so acid, I had to rinse my eyes after review
Looks like freshly baked lemon
You know its bright when the green is brighter the sun's reflection in the window
@Empor ! it looks like Doug pie
@Amine Doug is a type of a guy who wears sunglasses when watching movies
I'd buy one it that colour, although, I did own an Opel Manta GTE in pretty much exactly the same colour!
i liked how he said word Mood " depending on your mooood"
Doug, I think your command of the King James English language, with its usages and nuances, is better demonstrated in this video, than any other video you have ever done. Keep up the great work.
All of those “floating” interior touches are going to be hard to clean. Good luck.
The idea is, you need to go to the dealer to remove the french fries from under there.
Digi tal you know what, you’re arguing over a m--ther F-king French frie!!
Douglas Faichnie What the actual fuck
For this, there are vacuum cleaners
You have people to do that for you.
The gear lever is just a very small electric shaving ravor
Do you suggest shaving under water with it?
It sucks..that reason alone I would Only consider the Manual
Ugliest shifter ever put out by Porsche in their history. I hope that is heavily reconsidered and redesigned next year.
I reject any vehicle without a large gear shifter. I'm American, so I need a gear shifter for MEN. Not one of those little feminized european knobs.
The Egg does that mean you fuck men if a woman uses one?
I've never seen a gear level look like my electric shaver before.
2020 when the stick shift levers are the size of a key fob.
you know the video is gonna be good when the "this" is drawn out like: ttttttttttTTTTTHIIIS
Zhisch is
He's got a thing for Porsches
Doug: "and you already know the history"...
Me: shit i dont know the history what ima gonna do!!??
Doug: starts to tell the history
Me: thanks dude youre the Best..........
Haha
That spoiler guy impersonation deserves a Grammy
Those door handles are such a gimmick. Just give me regular , clever styled handles
older R8 doors got it perfectly
It’s stupid. Why would I want my door handles to jet outwards when I only want to get in as soon as possible ???
Typical German over-engineering. I can just see the service calls now at the dealership; " my door handle isn't popping out all of the time, and I can't get into my car".
They are bad news when the battery goes dead.
Yeah...who the hell can't open a door ,?...the door handles on my slammed 1970 Tuxedo black convertible De Ville (" Cruella" ) work EVERY TIME...@ I can fit a POCKET FULL of hos in the back !!
Fu¢k this plastic piece of sh!t...
Doug the type of dude to watch his favorite shows laying on his stomach facing the tv
Lmao
LMAOOOO i'm rolling laughing right now lmao that is hella Doug.
Regulators: Porsche you need to make your cars a bit greener
Porsche: say no more
Im the type of guy who enjoys the Doug's the type of guy jokes...
Doug, your delivery of information is difficult to take for some of us, BUT the information and detail is always enlightened and valuable. Nice job on this one, many Easter eggs revealed.
21:15 The nine slats followed by the 2 slats for the light also reads “911”. 9 slats for the 9, and the two lights look like an 11.
The first thing to break, that passenger side cup holder!
They do these for quite some time now and they turned out to be quite reliable actually
23:06 Imagine you're in a Porsche dealership and you saw a men climbing into a 911 backseat talking to himself while looking at a camera
Our "president" talks to himself for hours at a time in front of cameras and a bunch of knuckleheads at his rallies.....
Got to take this for a test drive the other night and Porsche knocked it out of the park. I hate the gear shifter, but everything else is an upgrade in every way. Power is great, but the interior feels like I stepped into a spaceship compared to my 991. The transmission is the bet I have ever felt, ever.
If I had a dollar for every time Doug said “cool” I’d be very wealthy indeed.........
Adam Quarterman you’d have $443 actually
I counted them... it was 14 times.
@@powertuber4.068 I thought the count was done for every Doug video made..that would be a tally...:)
The door opened immediately. Opens two seconds later *
Where is the engine start up sound :(
where's the explanation for the sport exhaust button? what does it do?
@@p0ddie It just changes the sound of the exhaust. On the gts model, the exhaust roars a popping sound after you release the paddle. Search up 911 popping sound.
I love the traditional simplicity of the cars and the enthusiast / passionate orientation of the brand
The rear brake light indicator is supposed
to look like the universal “Pause” symbol.
That's cheesy, I wanna slap them
*brake
U are 100% right...👏pause your car mr
🐾
For a programmer it's an "OR" symbol.
"The door handle opens in 1 motion, that's a neat trick" My 2004 Toyota's door handles also open in 1 motion. Lmao
7:58
"...depending on your moooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
I like chicken.
@@JulioLopez-xz5kx Duh. Who doesn't? 😄
Pollo Frito Beef is better,fight me
@@rover5058 lamb is better, fight me
23:38 The explanation for that is simple: 911s have always been advertised as 2+2 seaters, never as 4 seaters. Reading such information will definitely help understand it ;-)
Wow, that green is so bright it's literally hurting my eyes.
That black roof does not look good. Such a strange line on the edges where it meets the green.
Reminds me of the Verde Mantis color from the Lamborghini Huracan, and I like it.
Looks like Ruf RGT
16:00 Top left corner of the infotainment, meeting with the gauge cluster, makes my inner OCD go crazy.
I was caught up in waiting for the sweep hand to move the time up from 12:34 to 12:35, so I didn't notice it through my anguish and tears when Doug decided to make an edit right before the time changed.
20:07 looks like he is kneeling next to Kermit the frog.
LOL
Lmao Bingo!
😂
Damn that's some fine ass car! The redesign totally nailed it.
Not that I would ever buy the automatic, bit that shifter is the dumbest thing I've ever seen
10:59 Dammit Doug, you couldn't let us see the time change when the hand makes it all the way around? you were literally 2 seconds away!!!
He wanted to be under 30 minutes, sacrifices were made
@@risingembersgaming7740 lmfao!!! I thought the exact same thing lol
@@risingembersgaming7740 He talked about the shaving razor switches for 99% of the video. Doug's priorities.
Imagine if just the door handle malfunctioned how much Porsche gonna charge you to fix it.
$ 1000. Minimum.
Bro if you have Porsche money than you're not worrying about door handle repair prices
Porsche: "We have a Porsche 911 for you to review. What colour would you like it in?"
Doug: **vomits on the ground**
Porsche: "Sure thing, here you go."
I thought the color looked really nice
Common Doug, this is a beautiful update to the 911 line, anyone would be happy to have one.
17:50 I like the service history option, but if I change my own oil, I want to be able to input that on my own
I can see this being abused also. Dealerships could upload service history to trade-in vehicles that never actually happened to boost the price. Ferrari would definitely not be below doing that.
Is it common for people with $100k cars to change their own oil?
@@davidcastillo1340 probably less than 1%. My Porsche is a 2004 and I cannot reset the service oil light on my own and a Indy can't either unless they have the Porsche scan tool which most of the time only dealerships have.
Doug the type guy to wonder how an officer saw him speeding over a black Prius ;he's in the same Porsche btw.
Love you Doug stay two shirting
Watching a Porsche video and get a Nissan ad...UA-cam knows what I can afford lol
Not if it's a Nissan GTR. That thing is expensive.
That explains why I got a commercial for a TV. They were like 'A nice new car isn't going to happen for you... So, stay home and distract your self'.
A family friend of mine currently owns this car (the actual car that Doug is reviewing)
Seeing it in person is much different, it’s unreal
I saw a 911 about 2 or 3 years ago and I couldn't believe my eyes, it was gorgeous! Then I saw an Aventador stopped at toll booth and I started screaming then literally fainted, I was riding next to my father and he freaked out when he saw me loosing consciousness and nearly had a high speed accident! I'll never forget those days.
Dope!
@@rickyalfaro4417 maybe you’ve met him lol
@seniorfluffthethird this car stay in San Diego? I think it may be for sale now, I’ve been hoping to speak to the seller about it if possible
@@TheGentlemanCarter ask @rickyalfaro4417 he might know
That gear lever looks like an electric razor from the early 90s
Grab the car by the hood and the whole car looks like and electric razor with a dull blade.