Dave The Bus Driver | Gabriel Iglesias
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2020
- Happy throwback Thursday from 2019!
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2:40 "And that's the man I work with."
Notice how he said that?
Not the man that works for him, but the man he works with. That's respect.
Amen to that
Yeah
How could you NOT respect that legend of a man?
Guess you didn't hear the king of the Mexican, part.
Amen
Wait... So Fluffy is saying we can disagree but still be civil and loving to one another?... What a novel concept!
Well... It was nice knowing you Fluffy. He'll end up deplatformed because he's not radical enough.
@@arancourt5623 yep
Shut up republican
Lol shut up trumpy
@@Ivy-jo7tl Republican? It Nazicrat liberals that are censoring anyone and everyone that refuses to goose-step to their Fascist rhetoric
Dave sounds like that one friend who doesn't give a s*it about anything 🤣
He is
His favourite line is: I don't give a ****!
ikr Familia Gutierrez
Tilted that's my favorite i find it so funny lol 😂
the ender destruction yep
00:03 guys did you notice that Dave actually watched Fluffy's show among the audience. He said, "yeahh!" 🤣
He sounds like dave
Yeahh!!
@@kellynolen498 he sounds like A Dave
Lol
@@Movin2DBiit he does!
“Wait a minute I pay him, hey Dave”
“Shut up”
“Yeah I’ll be in the back in my room drive safe”
Plot twist. Dave is his long lost dad
That had me dead 😂
Hypnotic Skull 😝😝😝
understandable have a great day
@You Sofat I'm guessing you've never had anyone in your employ. If you can find a Dave, you do whatever it takes to keep him. 90 percent of the workforce isn't worth having.
"And you're paying for it!" You know, Mountain Dew burns when it comes out of your nose
So does tea
Yup. Had an experience with some fruit punch just now so I feel you lol
Lmao
I learned to never drink ANYTHING when I'm watching Fluffy!
Have you ever had a peach slice pop out your nasal cavity?
Anyone else want fluffy to bring dave on just so dave can tell a few stories? judging by what fluffy says dave sounds like he'd be a decent comedian lol
Yes! Yes!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! I can just imagine the 2 of them...lol
I dunno, sometimes people are just naturally funny to the point where it becomes stale if they actually TRY to be funny. Doing standup comedy is a very different beast to just vibing with the squad
@@Cyriouz- This is super true, I don't think I could ever do standup, I may try it but I don't know about it. I am always the quick witted one in the group, I am known for saying the most stupid, random, shower thought type of shit and starting thought provoking conversations on it. I know I have a ton of natural humor, but I have never tried to write a joke in my life. I was once asked to tell someone a joke at work and I had nothing because they just come from me naturally.
*Gets on the stage*
"'Murica!"
*Leaves the stage*
If what Gabriel said about Dave is true, and Dave were to compete on Hell's Kitchen, Dave would probably kick Gordon Ramsay out of his own restaurant while the cameras are still rolling. I know I'd love to see that.
I would PAY to see that honestly
People have tried that, and failed
Would rather see him on Master Chef, watch him tell Joe off.
I bet Dave is the kind of guy who grills really good food and kicks people out of his yard when they ask for vegan options during family gatherings.
Gordon Ramsay: "What are you?!"
Dave: *pulls over the restaurant* "Not putting up with this bull****, that's what I am."
"You pay me on time, you live." I laughed.
The one day he doesn't
HEADLINE: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FLUFFY (GABRIAL IGLESIAS) FOUND DEAD IN BURNED BUS
letget on withthe next show
the fact that you wrote "Lol I laughed" is just fucking stupid
I laughed at all of it
IceColdK 94 facts
:Gabriel: He’s gotta be one of the most hardworking people I’ve ever met
When a Mexican says that, you know he’s hardworking
:Edit: This isn’t meant as a compliment or an insult. This is meant to be a racist joke
Thats a little racist don’t ya think?
That’s the joke
That’s funny
Cubans work hard especially to get out of Cuba
@@ThamaraBenavides no it's not
Dave's message: "and you're paying for it" had me dying
Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience
@ShutUpAndDance! ...I- ...Okay but what does that have to do with my joke? o_O
@@meepbeep2029 hey man i liked your joke i don't know what the other guy is talking about
@ShutUpAndDance! Shut up
@ShutUpAndDance! what in gods name is spewing from that hole in your face
ShutUpAndDance! You’re probably more racist than any Trump supporters in your entire county.
"Would rather lose his job than his self-respect"
This would be a "your hired" situation if i heard during an interview.
Honor your workers and they wont dread waking up at Monday morning.
Or any other morning, even if you ask them to work the occasional weekend with enough notice and compensation
As a new Team Leader, I told the Group Leader (a black woman younger than my white ass), "You can cuss me out, call me me asshole whatever but Never Bullshit Me on anything.". We had a great work relationship and my name is Dave as well.
This is basically how my place of work looks at people interviewing. We want someone who not only can do the job, but is willing to do the right thing, even when it's hard.
Watch it eventually be that Dave said some racist shit and Kenny G didn't like it and told him off.
@@greatwhitesufi still got kicked off the bus 😂
Dave is a man of focus, commitment and sheer ducking will
I once saw him kicked Kenny G off his bus. KICK. OFF. HIS. BUS.
He ain't John Wick! Dave will drive you somewhere. With John Wick the body will be driven somewhere!
Trucking*
1k Subscribers without any videos. Yes of course my bad
@@ethannguyen9363 lol
The world needs more people like Dave.
PARANORMAL 21
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Yep
And Fluffy!
I agree
This is very much needed.
Teacher: write about your hero or person you look up to or aspire to be like.
Me: *writes an essay about dave the bus driver*
Oops you got a typo there bud
hehehe i did this once got a good grade the teacher knows gabriel iglesias so it was fun for him to read got an 9 because i made some mistake with my writing
Swear words included, because its a quote
“He still has to drive around the king of the Mexicans”
*Mexican cartel has entered the chat*
Steve Silvas 😝😝😝
El Chapo sticks his head up
What's the possibility that he's the leader of the Mexican cartel and he's just traveling around the country, using comedy as a cover?
@@skawn Worldwide distribution.
Anyone Latino who can get a nonlatino to drive for him certainly a King in my eyes.
DAVE!
'The Driver'
Sounds like a movie title😂
Nah, it sounds like a Bob, The Builder rip-off to me
Feels like Sam Elliott would play as Dave.
@@TheBestComicKing George Clooney
Not at all
Will watch it
It makes me sad know that Dave is by himself on Christmas
A lot of us are.. not just Dave. The wheels have to turn in order to make money.
@@foltzenlogel Big respect to drivers out there, hope you are doing well.
Being the type of person he is i'm sure he gets some type of personal fulfillment out of it
It's not just drivers.
A hacking group shut down Microsoft's Xbox Live servers one Christmas as a message, that people should spend Christmas with their families and not on games. Not realizing that not everyone has that privilege.
Maybe he was delivering presents.
Everyone needs a Dave in their life. I have a few, and they are called my grandfathers and my father. Glorious people!
Special shout out to all the truckers that risks their lives to deliver food, goods, Fluffy and all things we all need!!! Blessed y'all😇
thank you
Bailo Descalza God bless them all the jobs that seem the most simple are a lot of times some of the most demanding and being a bus driver or a trucker is no different 🙏
Thank you Bailo 😊
Thank you
42 jade bro calm down, how am I a whiny spoiled D bag who needs to grow up when your the one cussing me out for no reason after misunderstanding what I said, I didn’t say the job was simple I don’t know the intricacies of TONS of Jobs I just said the Jobs that SEEM simple as in simple to the public eye are usually the most demanding plus before you insult someone learn how to use proper grammar so cool it alright 🤦♂️
This is not the first time gabe talks about dave. If anyone else remembers: "Goddamn scooby doo!" or "I don't give a sh**"
I was just thinking that, I thought about the time they got stopped by border patrol
@@katharinebacken7311 me to (I've got a busload of Mexicans) 🤣😂😭
@@thebigdog2295 OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS US BORDER PATROL
Dave was snapping the pics of them against the bus
@@EuroGuy85 I saw those pics and they were hilarious.
I have only one thing to say:
''MURICA''.
i always wanted to know what that meant Murica SilverMoon192
@@jesusmarquez9948 America
I absolutely love this bit. Dave sounds like he's a good man to have around. Did anyone else realize that he texted while he was driving though? Heh.
And you're paying for it.......I just scared the cats I laughed so hard.
I love his stories lol XD
Laughed hard on the same one, choked on vape 😂
Yeah I got one cat across the room looking at me like I'm crazy & the other vacated the arm of my recliner. She giving me the stinkeye now. Might need to apologize with some canned food tonight.
I cracked up too.
I had to clean the computer screen.
Dave The Driver:*" U pay On time, You'll Live"*
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Sounds like a borderlands introduction
3:42 is still probably my most favorite part of the special. It's just that "damn, I'm powerless" kinda moment hahaha
7:08 Respect the hell out of you for this, long forgotten wisdom it seems.
Remember when they got stopped by border patrol? “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” 😂 Dave’s a legend.
Scooby Doo!
I wanna picture and autograph from Dave
There is a video of him on Fluffy's Facebook page.
GODDAMN SCOOBY DOO
Yeah he is😂😂😂
"YO DAVE, CAN I CALL YOU?!"
"Hell no, Stupid"
LMFAO! x'D
"I'm building a wall".......…..."and your paying for it" I fucking died XD
I hope Fluffy sees this:
I suffer from depression and suicidal thoughts, your comedy shows are the only thing that drags me back from all the negativities in my life. Thank you so much.
Hey man listen, there are many people who feel like you feel right now and they get through it, you will too. There are times where you will feel like you've hit rock bottom, but that doesn't mean it will always be like that. Call or text or talk to a friend or family member. If you don't think that will help, try doing small things like changing your daily routine, you might be sad because your brain is experiencing too much repetition, find new hobbies etc. Ik its tough right now to do anything during this current time.But everyone wants someone new to talk to. Try and find new people to talk to. I usually join communities using discord and yeah sometimes those people arn' t the best but alot of the time they are and you need to just be around positive people and that will make you positive
Keep your head up buddy! It’s gonna be okay.
Colleen!!!!!.I hear you.!!!!Depression is such a lonely illness.Only the sufferers truly know how brutal this illness is.Nothing can fix the pain.Meds only help to a certain degree.I am with you in thought.We have the same Daily battle.👭😘
I’ve suffered from depression because I have constant chronic pain. I want you to know it CAN get BETTER I know it’s hard but try not to get caught in that “it’s hopeless” loop. But taking every good thing and laugh and cherishing it is a good start. Anti-depressants can also help. Hang in there *hugs*
You are worthy of the best. Even during your darkest moments, remember that you are never alone... Even when it feels you are. You matter! Keep your head up. Wishing you healing & peace.
Dave: "I'm buildin' a wall!"
Gabe: *Facial expression like someone just kicked his dog*
Dave: "And you're payin' for it!"
I almost pissed myself from laughter
Ii I 09 977
I was rolling on the floor crying at that
@@lukestacey9250 Same 😂😂
like you cant even get mad at that comment! it was extremely clever and worked so well!
I personally believe it's best to surround yourself with varying ideas so you can make a better informed decision on different items. You may not like what they have to say but damned if it doesnt get you thinking.
“I’m building a wall” 😂🤣
“And you’re paying for it.”
(Laughs in Merica)
Hahaha
Vasco Machado that’s messed up
I shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did because it was just way too funny and then their reaction to it after killed me
3:34 My mom when I spilled my soda
Mine too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the mentality that everyone should have... This the respect that everyone should get... And this is the comedian that I will always support..
It sounds like Dave is a good guy that has a good sense of humor and stuff, like the stories sound like friend pulling another friends leg, which is great
Hopefully but people aren't always black and white ends of the spectrum I hope that was just a joke though.
BaconNuke, how old do you have to be...to say pulling your leg like wtf 🦵
@@aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 Don't need to be old. Just need to be a little bit harder to influence than you. What do you mean "wtf"? Typing three whole words too hard for you? Everyone has their own way of talking. Think before typing. Dumb shit can get you in trouble anywhere. Watch "Guns Akimbo" and chill the f*ck down.
Edit: Yes I corrected my "to" to "too".
@@TheTrueFeetMan èl0
Hmm
jajajajajaja
'Murica
Voice to text big trucks and buses like that have bluetooth built into the cab so you can hands free communicate
Working with truck drivers all my life most of them wear a Bluetooth to talk and make voice-to-text messages
@Thor Odinson are you stupid
I forgot my own rule when watching Gabriel’s: Do NOT eat or drink.
When Dave yelled at Gabriel and scared him into being neat I laughed so hard I nearly spit my food out…in the workplace break room.
03:47
😂
the laugh at 6:17 is so genuine
"And you're paying for it." Classic.
Classic Dave XD
"You pay me on time, you'll live." XD
Well.. if sliding door it the wall.. he already paid for it :D
Robert Griffith, how is it a classic?
That's the best part to me lol, and that fluffy didn't get mad about it
In hospital at the moment, watch this video on the phone, nurses in the hallway hear this and they're "that's fluffy" and the room was full in seconds. Awesome.
Well that will speed your recovery lol 😎😁
wish u are all recovered by now =)
Hope you are out and cured by now!
That's so cool!
And then everyone clapped
My mom and I are Latino, and I remember her telling me stories about her clients (she’s a house cleaner), who are your typical rich white conservative families. One of them was a lawyer and apparently he knew Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and other politicians. Anyhow, this guy was a big time Republican and supported strict immigration policies. You’d think he hated illegals and wanted them out of the U.S., but in reality he was a decent man, and he and his family loved my mom and helped her become a U.S. Citizen. ‘Til this day my mom speaks fondly of this family, because they treated her with respect and paid her well. I don’t judge people based off of their political beliefs, I get to know them first. I’m glad Fluffy has a good relationship with Dave 💜 I just shows we can all get along :)
Stolen
I wish he would bring Dave onstage for one night, just to tell a few stories.
Hell yeah, Dave! 🇺🇲 I also love how Gabriel is humble. Gabriel says "this is the man I work with" instead of "this is the man that works for me". Two great guys. 🇺🇲
Fluffy, I just wanted to say thank you for adding captions to your video’s. I love watching you and I used to love hearing your jokes all the time. I lost my hearing about 5 years ago. Seeing captions added helps me a lot with watching you and you make me laugh so much. Thank you 😁
Oh I am so sorry for you. But, it must be so nice to feel someone do something so small but it helps you put a lot. I hope you are very skilled in “listening” after you lost your hearing. I hope you will be ok.
As I have a deaf friend, the captions are awesome and helpful! Thank you so much
So sorry to hear that.. Wait im so sorry
Can I take off the captions? I’ve watched all his movie specials and I can put on the captions when I’m in public listening to his Mexican jokes.
@@tortle734 there was no need for that
I love Dave 5:54
I love how Dave did not get into a political argument and made a joke out of the conversation.
There is a fine Line between "acting out because brutaly honest" and "acting out because asshole".
Finding the right people is a dificult task
There's a text message... From dave.
Me: wait. . .
"I trust my life with that man every single night" that man be texting while he drives
Probably voice commands and speech recognition. A lot safer than typing on the phone while driving. Still risky tho cause it distracts you.
I actually text Dave trust me he’s the best
@Thor Odinson because it can't cause accidents right?
Whatever, you all know ya'll text while driving. Don't hate, lol.
New phrase “ You are on the curve with Kenny G” 😆😆😆😆😆
I feel like at this point, he and Gabriel must have that kinda friendship where you rib each other to show affection. Like those friends who greet each other like "Hey, Shithead!" and then they hug like brothers.
"Because he would rather lose his job than lose his self respect"
Oh yeah shout out to Dave-
Fluffy should bring Dave on a show and call it the Dave special
America ain't ready for that hardcore lines up from that man
We just need 20-30 mins of Dave telling road stories
@@kathyclark3752 Dave "Gabe, I ain't got time for this sh!t. I gotta drive the bus! I'll tell road stories while I'm driving and you record it. You can play it back for your audience."
@@michaelshaffer9051 maybe when this special aired America wasn't read, but nowadays where we're comedicly starved? Hell... Yes... We are ready.
6:35
Fluffy turns into Pingu
To be fair... the hardest i've ever laughed on a comedy special, was with the "and you're paying for it"
Sometimes I forget the day of the week but when I stumble onto these throwback Thursday videos it helps me keep track.
Aw heck it is Thursday isn't it? Frick
Reason I remember is because Thursday is garbage day for me
It's the same for, the days just seem to be the same. Kind of like the movie groundhog day.
Haha same with me sometimes
The only way I keep track is when there's new episodes to the animes I watch 😅
"Yo Dave I mentioned you in ma standup!"
"Shut your mouth and get in back!"
4:12 “With him, you know exactly where you stand!”
The guy dyingggg laughing at 6:17 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
I'm willing to bet Dave's theme song is "We are the road crew." by Motorhead.
Dude probably has a collection of every early 80s heavy metal album just stashed in his bus
Nah. He shows a picture of Dave during the credits for this show and Dave does not look like he listens to Motörhead. I’d say his theme song would be “Convoy” by C.W. McCall or “Eastbound And Down” by Jerry Reed.
more like "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen
Or "free love on the free love highway" XD
Taking care of business-BT0 💙😸✌
Dave sounds like a hardcore and hilarious dude.
Met him at a bar before he was for fluffy he was funny as hell n overall pretty cool dude
@@dubstepilluminati1823 I have an older brother who is in the Navy and I told him that once all this Covid-19 shit calmed down I would try to get us front row tickets, I said wasn't sure if I could but I promised I'd try.
@@ambervantassel3816 nice i went to this exact show with my brother we were high af but it was funny as hell
@@dubstepilluminati1823 nice
@@ambervantassel3816 Navy/Marine Corp...they identify a task and make it happen. It'll happen for you...and front row seats...I shall be jealous, lol lol. Me and the wife were in the nose bleed section but had a hell of great time.
Im from south africa, Gabriel is an extremely funny comedian and entertainer. Well liked in Cape Town.
"And you're paying for it" I- lmfao
0:03 you can hear dave screaming
Yeah
But notice how he was super quiet the entire time? I don't think he was expecting Gabriel to go off on such a long winded speech about how cool he is. Bus Drivers dont often get the praise so he musta been shocked into silence
Where? Or was that figure of speech
Bless Dave's soul
My fave bit:
Dave:*laughter* 'Murica'
Gabriel:Shut up Dave this doesnt concern you.
Dave:*closes door* Im building a wall.
Gabriel:*gets message from Dave*
Dave:And your paying for it.
Edit:Never have i dreamt of this many likes thank you
I mean he’s not wrong
you’re*
I too watched the video
Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience
Don't forget he thought Dave was apologizing
The world needs more dave's.
You’re lucky to have Dave! Treasure that relationship . 🙏❤️🌹🎈😘
3:34
We need Dave to be high school bus drivers
Ohh, man. Memories of the school bus in middle school. We had a bus driver who was sort of strict like this, but wasn’t as vocal as Dave. That, or we had a bus driver who had no idea where they were going and didn’t care what the students did...such as harassing others.
Thank god that nightmare ended two years ago.
Dunn & Dunn I had a bus driver who was a complete bitch one day she’d be nice handing out candy the next she would be flipping the lid saying we where little hoodlums so me and a freind used to troll her by sliding under the bus seats and moving to different seats
That would be great! 😂
We need Dave to set some disrespectful high school students straight!🤣😂
No, we need a "Dave" for EVERY job / proffesion.
" And you're paying for it" Almost choked on my water 😂😂😂😂
6:10 the funniest part 🤣
Dave is someone who will have your back no matter what. We all need Dave.
I love how Fluffy is not humiliating Dave because of his Murica politics especially the Wall thing, sure it could have offended Fluffy but here instead of humiliating him he praised him and his hardworking quality, setting aside all politics away from it.
It is great that Fluffy can keep an open mind like that and look at Dave for his real qualities.
This is how you laugh with somebody, not at them.
I doubt that's Dave's real views on politics he just has a great sense of humor he does work with fluffy after all lol
@@bryangee1619 true, I would of wanted to do the same thing, Dave wasn't being serious it seem, he was just playing a funny ass joke messing with fluffy 😂
Political views are not everything. As Fluffy stated, as long as Dave gets paid on time (and Dave sets the rules on the bus) Fluffy gets to live.
They can work together despite different opinions, as long as those opinions are kept separate.
3:00 you can hear a guy scream yeah maybe that’s Dave
That entire story was genius. Down to every single sentence, not exclusive.
3:44 I AIN'T YO MAMA. PICK THAT SH*T UP!
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅😁😆
Yo, Fluffy, you got that military man.
Pulled over by Border Patrol:
Officer- "Our dog has just informed us there's something on your bus that doesn't belong."
Dave- "Is that what he said?
***** ****Scooby Doo!"
😂😂😂
@RuthenicSilver 2 Its a reference to a previous video of Gabriel's. Here's a link to it. Enjoy the Fluffy. (Minus the language) ua-cam.com/video/F7b4R445iA8/v-deo.html
@RuthenicSilver 2 That's from when he told a story of Dave the bus driver before.
@@HalfwayParanoid1612 Thank you!
@@Grubnar 👍😁👍
1:24 I think a whale just died giving the shout out
Dude Dave sounds like a stand up guy I would of hired him on the spot
Dave put up the barrier.
Fluffy paid for the bus.
I suppose Dave was the guy shouting "YEAH" in the beginning
Judging by the way gabriel voices him and hearing that, we can only assume it is. 😂
4:55 When the teacher says the essay should have 1000 words
Dave: I’m something of a comedian myself.
I'd really like to know exactly what Kenny G said to get him kicked off the bus.
Star Brand me too.
What
Also i want to know if dave got fired after that. WE NEED MORE DETAILS FLUFFY!! lol
ahhahahhahhahahha
I thought the same.
Thank you Gabriel for acknowledging someone who is on ur team who works hard behind the scenes. Great job supporting your staff🌟😊
0:09 HOST DAVEEEEE❤❤❤
Last time I was this early, Dave was talking smack to Sanchez and Scooby Doo
When Gabriel says *Let me tell you a story.*
You know you're in for a good time. 😁
Or "Martin and I"
Eugenefindit 💯
@@michaelmorones5041 Oh yeah. Of course. 😁
Its very hard to find people like Dave.
So he flies home every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and then flies to the next city, and Dave is driving the empty bus from city to city?
Yes, it’s called deadheading. It’s my favorite part of my job 😆
@@flybynight9256 same. Love it
Ditto.
Love how regardless of personal opinions, you both can still keep working together.
That's 'Murica!
Except if someone really really really wants to kill you and is fully capable of killing you while you would much prefer to remain alive.
Thor Odinson I mean, Fluffy did say he trusted the dude with his life.
"At the end of the day, he still has to drive round the king of the mexicans"
Me - dead on floor laughing!
This was hands down the funniest stand up story I ever heard. I’ve never keeled over with tears in my eyes until I heard this story. Funniest damn story.
Gabriel Iglesias is one of my favorite standup commidians
Shout out? give the man a raise!
Trust me Dave gets payed enough. Otherwise Fluffy would be on the side of the road
@@Arthera0 I had to laugh my old behind off with that comment. That is a 10 of 10 comment, of the day.
Arthera beside Kenny G
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lol, Dave the bus driver is quite a character! Sounds like a cool dude to know.
"I'm building a wall and you're paying for it" DAMN!
I love that you don't get down and dirty. You keep it funny and don't mock someone You keep it civil
Fluffy: I have a bus driver named Dave
Random guy in the crowd: yells yeah
Me: hey Dave I heard a lot of great things about you.
Dave: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Me: 😰