Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: "Boots"
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2011
- Over the last few weeks, we've gotten quite a few enticing reasons to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: from the planks of tomorrow, to test-optimized bots, to the last word in pre-emptive defense, the Home Safety Turret. Today marks Aperture's fourth and final Investment Opportunity video, and if it doesn't get you reaching for your special investment wallet, you wouldn't know a can't-miss opportunity if it was staring you in the face, yelling at you about boots.
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I love that they made the boots to protect the Portal gun and not the user
It's funny and a little silly but then you realize just how expensive that tech must be compared to the worth of human life and wow thats dark.....
Human is probably cheaper than the portal gun.
@@kanderssen7629 id have to check the records, and then convert from 1700s money into modern day currency adjusting for inflation, but i would have to guess its not too expensive.
@@pyromaniac000000 your such a nerd
Your comment makes no sense get off UA-cam please
Cave Johnson adds so much charisma and personality to a character we never see in the game.
He's got the ego of a man who knows what he wants and what he wants are pictures of Spider-Man.
Cave Johnson is the character, the actor is J.K. Simmons.
J. K Simmons seems like a naturally charismatic man
@@Captain_Razor_88 I freaking KNEW that was him! I love that guy!
we actually see his painting somewhere in the game
fun fact: if you pay attention to the sequence at 0:12 there is a small detail that says "if the portal device fails to produce portals, the black hole may need to be carefully restarted by carefully throwing 1 or 2 miniature german stick grenades into it" and if you look at the legend to the left, there are tiny german stick grenades included in the portal gun
I don't... Why cave? I know science isn't about why, but why not, but out of all things, tiny stick grenades...
*_*gunshot_**
lol. I love it
Thanks
damn you watched this video in 4000k double ultra HD² bc i definitely could not read that lmao
what' crazy is if you ever read a car manual it's written that same way - (1) or (2) both items. and the font too and diagram, crazy attention to detail
I love how at 0:25 the medics come to pickup the portal gun , and the test subject is just swooped into a fire pit.
its a "reproducible human error problem" , lol!
Probably just another hobo they found on the street, lol
You like it? Really? Watched the same video?
Keep in mind that Chell is not the only test subject in Apeture, imagine the amount of test subjects that died or gets thrown around or left behind, like they don't care if they are human beings just lost his life because of a test
@@Omega-jg4oq corpo behavior
0:40 - What mobile game ads show us.
0:36 - What they really look like.
Lmao fr
Don’t pook
You're being generous there buddy :D
*They're the same picture.*
It’s literally the same
I get how shitty management at Aperture was, but I'm still confused at how literally no one was interested in a gun that makes wormholes and boots that literally negate fall damage. Not even the army?
Aperture is clearly one of the most advanced groups in the HL multiverse, ahead of even Black Mesa, I’m assuming they actually do sell enough technology to fund their expansions but they blitz through money so fast and are so up to their neck in lawsuits they’re perpetually on the brink of bankruptcy.
Also it seems they’re a private company that’s very bad at applied uses for their creations, so they don’t have many usable products for their breakthroughs and they don’t have public shareholders to boot Cave from running the company into the ground.
"expensive as hell" is generally not what military wants, not for grunt level equipment at least.
Aperture is extremely good at engineering and extremely bad at business. They also invented an AI that murdered them all.
If you think about it, portal gun is useless outside of Aperture's facility, except on the moon.
@@youreadthisinyourmindright2604 Common misconception. Moon rock is simply stated to be an _effective_ portal conductor, not the _only_ portal conductor. After all, how else would their tests involving earlier models of the thing be able to operate before they got their hands on moon rocks?
Something I never sat down and read till just now, the warning label on the Portal Gun
"Note: Sudden absence of a steady whirring sound may indicate a Miniature Black Hole Cooling Fan Battery failure. Quickly disassemble the Ring Singularity Harness, pry apart the upper and lower Ring Singularity Rings, and gently remove the Event Horizon Estimation Wheel. Then, while running directly away from the device, use the Wheel to precisely determine the estimated minimum safe stopping distance."
Disturbing lol 😂
I like how they didnt just say book for it, instead they instructs u to disassemble it first
that is GENIUS WHAT... AND FHAT IS ACTUALLY A RISK WHEN IT COMES TO WORMHOLES. YES.
@@enk335 ...A fan to cool your miniature black hole having its battery fail is actually a risk when it comes to wormholes? You seriously said that?
@@FFKonoko My idea: The black hole is the battery, and the cooling is for the rest of the device's functional components.
If the wirring stops then that means there's nothing stopping the black hole from exploding.
Whether or not the wirring is caused by the component responsible from preventing the explosion or merely a dependent one is unknown to me.
I love how they show that the lack of regard for the test subject's life isn't something GlaDOS has because she's AI but because she inherited that from her human creators
most ethical capitalist
nah glados is straight up evil
@@aurelia8028something she inherited from her creators
Yeah when the robot uprising starts it’ll be mostly because we put to much of ourselves in our creations.
@@jeremytung1632 wow you are so angsty
“Cave Johnson here
here at aperture we are banging rocks together and its expensive as hell
We’re done here"
I've seen that video, it's great and funny, I recommend watching it :)
You're welcome: ua-cam.com/video/VnSkgs4Iboo/v-deo.html
He’s banging moon rocks together.
You didnt end the quote.
My day is ruined.
"Hello money"
_Chell successfully flys through the air like an eagle piloting a blimp_
*GOOD WORK BOOTS*
the Boots made her do the flips, they completely stop her from landing on her head
@@petdadawg2339 she can't do it
@@_KillerD_ Good work boot's
@@petdadawg2339 Except at 0:48 where she would've landed on her head if she didn't get the portal up on time
In the first game it looked like her legs had something attached to them.
I love the canonical plans for the portal gun:
-Dye reservoir
-Dye trap
-manifold
-Fan battery housing
-MINIATURE BLACK HOLE
-EVENT HORIZON ESTIMATION WHEEL
-miniature black hole cooling fan
And 2 miniature German stick grenades for no reason
Ah, but there is a reason. See 0:12.
Note: If the Device fails to produce portals, the Miniature Black Hole may need to be restarted by carefully tossing one (1) or both (2) of the Miniature Stick Grenades into it.
I love the fact that the portals are dyed lol
I love the fact that the portals are dyed lol
I love the fact that the portals are dyed lol
I love the fact that the portals are dyed lol
i love how the boots always making the person land on their feet is an explanation for why you automatically orient yourself to be head-up even when falling through a portal head-down in-game
Aperture managed to make high-heeled boots that are actually practical.
That are meant for both bois and girls
@Hannah Reyome [They-them] so... Boys and girls
@Hannah Reyome [They-them] I'm pretty sure there's only boys and girls but sure
@Hannah Reyome [They-them] good for you to not bother. some people have minds you cannot penetrate with ideas that they reject with their entire personality.
You need help and I hope you get some soon.
"We told this test subject to try and land on her head, she cant do it". Brilliant way to explain how in game you cant bend over or somersault, which is in every game but never gets explained. Beyond being really funny, its actually a great idea. Imagine a boot and glove system, like an iron man suit, that wont let you fall
Yeah but technically in this video, she does do flips. Not canon though because it looks like Chell except Chell was never testing while Cave was alive.
@@ronnoc5278 You can see modern Aperture in the video though...
That would be really counterintuitive, because your body tries to regulate falling. It would definitely take some time before getting adjusted to the equipment, and even then it's very much a question of how that equipment should function to create a harmony with natural body movements instead of trying to regulate or even contradict them.
One thing is certain: Boots with a strip of tire at the end certainly won't get the job done.
The turrets also use springs to shoot the entire bullet, casing and all. Its 45% more bullet per bullet! A cannon reason for why you can get shot multiple times and not die.
@@Shadowsearcher64 I thought it was 65% more bullet per bullet? I can't believe Aperture is scamming us!
I get it! Ten years later I finally REALLY get it! "We're not banging rocks together over here" sounds like Cave Johnson is saying "we're not primitive cave men," but it's ACTUALLY a subtle dig at people that work on nuclear weapons, which are in essence a couple of rocks banging together!
Gun type nukes are literally firing a semi critical rock into another semi critical rock.
They banging moon rocks together
"We're not cave men" - a man named Cave
I always think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
😊
Remember, the heel massager is a very important feature of the long fall boot.
I mean yeah. They designed them like high heels.
aperture science: we made a hand held portal gun and boots that cushion the impact of the ground
black mesa: we made a cool suit and shotgun and led to the world's downfall
Well with a total disregard for human life, financial stability and plain old common sense science gets done quicker
Black Mesa accomplishes more groundbreaking things but ends the world
Aperture Science creates a new form of travel that bends space-time and boots that cushion the fall of any impact that could save lives or at least help break a few less bones but merely creates an AI that kills all their researchers
Perfectly balanced
Casswury please don’t make 2 video games political. Please don’t
@@operleutnant7235 ?
@@mannequia8294 I think you are forgetting Apeture's greatest achievements. 1) Creating the best artificially intelligent robots in the world. 2) literally putting someone mind/soul whatever into an AI. Oh and they successfully achieved quantum tunneling before Black Mesa.
This is a elegant way to say "my game has not falling damage."
halo 1,2,3: hey sup!
@@Pwnopolis borderlands 1 had fall damage
@@Pwnopolis Allegedly, Borderlands 1 had fall damage
Didn't Halo: CE have fall damage unless you crouched in the right time?
So I'm being injured any time I'm not in a state of free fall?
Removing fall damage from a portal based platformer and making A whole ass animated science slideshow documentary is 100% valve and why I love them.
They added braces to the feet in the first game specifically because playtesters were asking about fall damage, according to the developer commentary. This is more of an extended in-universe explanation. Still beautiful, of course.
valve takes complaints as an avenue for yet another beautiful concoction of the scientifically hilarious and believable. Portal Forever, Valve Forever.@@Levyafan
Gotta admit, those dynamic camera shots of Chell flying through the air through portals are pretty epic. 🤩
Valve makes a crapload of jokes about greedy CEO's and their stupid mistakes that lead to downfall. stuffing your girlfriend into a huge robot body is one of them.
Clearly the neurotoxin has gotten to your head, that was one of my greatest ideas.
*Throws cave Johnson out of the window* The Force after falling killed meh son
shut up Caroline wanted to do it because it was cave’s last wish
Pedro Urbano where does she say that?
+Kokoro Cala she do not say because Caroline is just a subcocious of glados
Cave: We need you to jump and land on your head.
Chell: *If i die, I wanna die a badass.*
Also chell: *does not die*
@@myarmsrgone *doesn’t die because she is a badass*
And she’s still a badass in 2024 :)
@@myarmsrgone good job boots!
I don't understand, isn't the point of the boot is that you CAN'T land on your head no matter what you try?
Cave:That's My Little Girl!
Videogames:
- Includes No Fall Damage
- Doesn’t Elaborate
Portal 2:
- Makes No Fall Damage Canon
- Elaborates
It's in developer commentary that you can access in first Portal: playtesters kept asking why there's no fall damage and devs added the boots, did not elaborate what they do, or how they work, but testers stopped asking.
Can we talk about how good this animation is ???
"Anyway, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash."
Um.
Yeah, Aperture isnt in a very good spot financially
Wasn't this at the time of the great depression
@@user-sd5ne9gf7b no
@LOAN NGUYEN no they just found a universe literally made of money
Checks?. Think you meant cheques.
OW MY KNEE. THAT WAS MY KNEE. CHRIST.
+ArtsyLaVerne good work, boots
just be glad it wasn't an arrow.
ALL YOU FEED ME IS POFFINS
TAUROS MEAT OR SOMETHING!!!!
Judson Joist 360th like ur welcome
The saddest part is always “Cave Johnson, we’re done here”
That music 😭 especially near the end around 0:55 it just gives me chills. Like this is the last thing that a lot of us saw before the impending release of one of the best games ever made. So incredibly nostalgic and exciting.
Good to know there's a miniature black hole cooling fan.
Consdiering that Black Holes give of Hawking Radiation and that radiation is a form of heat it makes sense.
I love how all of Aperture's ideas are objectively the worst when it comes to any form of safety regulations and OSHA laws. Their complete disregard for any sort of caution and safety measures is one of my favorite things about the story world. It just cracks me up, and even though they're cartoonishly foolhardy, it never breaks the immersion. It never makes me stop thinking, 'that so wouldn't happen'. No matter what they do, my reaction is 'yep, that's Aperture alright. Probably a pile of dead test subjects off in the distance'
And miniature surplus german stick grenades. The most important detail in portal gun
*HMM THE SUDDEN ABSENCE OF WHIRLING SOUNDS MAY INDICATE THAT THE MINIATURE BLACK HOLE COOLING FAN BATTERY FAILURE*
We have run into a reproducible human error problem. A lot of expensive equipment getting broken. That made me lol
TheGlitcher1705 Don't worry, Cave took care of it.
They give zero fucks to the test subjects...
Ethan Moreau Well atleast they arent on those benches.
Are you sure Cave didn't jsut call the test subjects "expensive equipment?"
Given his character and how he treats his employees? No, he certainly doesn't consider test subjects expensive or probably even equipment.
I love how they worked on cinematic physics so you "felt" every drop and landing as you watched
Interesting thumbnail you got there
I love how the lack of fall damage in this game has a scientific explanation.
And gameplay wise, fall damage would make the game much harder.
Or just impossible
kinda has to if they wanted to keep it in the same universe as half life. as in half life you take fall damage so it wouldn’t really make sense if Chell just didn’t for some reason
@@cockatoo010 not harder by any means but more annoying, you have to care about solving test and the fall damage when you suppose to be Olympian sportif person
There's also a reason for why Chell can tank a fair number of shots from a turret
@@bbrainstormer2036it shot the whole bullet
Chell is supposed to be THAT badass!?
You mean you thought she isn't?
Asa Holmes That's what Wheatley thinks ;)
She scored high on athletics, intelligence, creative problem solving, etc.. she nearly didn't become a test subject because she was so tenacious and stubborn to the point where "she never gives up. ever."
Doug rattmann edited the docs after GLaDOS's neurotoxin massacre to make her Test Subject #1, since he knew she'd be the one to defeat GLaDOS.
Well Wheatley is an idiot... or maybe she just got lucky.
What can't do Chell, do Mel. She is a real athlete.
0:14
"We are not banging rocks together here, we know how to make a quantum space hole"
Well that's something Black Mesa didn't know how to do
This game looks great, I'm definitely pre-ordering it.
@Jorge Aviles nah its comin out later this year
Might want to order it now, I am sure Portal 3 will be released any day now...
been so long havent seen news of this game. has it come out yet?
Heavy wants these boots
If you give me sandvich, i will give the boots
if you give me natasha ı wil give you these boo--- #& (POW !) yeah its a impossible choice XD now ı am hospital... .
Heavy Weapons Guy
XD HeeErA my GUD TEİMm !
Heavy Weapons Guy
well heavy.. . ı touched your gun, soo what you gonna do ha XD ?!
Heavy Weapons Guy
XD
Women: My boots cost $1600!
Cave Johnson: Hold my ground-up moonrocks.
Seriously, get them away from me, I need to go to the hospital because of them.
"I assure you it's completely safe. Just where some gloves and don't breathe in too hard and you'll probably be fine!"
lol
Crackrocks*
@@david10291029 k, ill have a wiff
man 10 years ago i was so stoked for this game it was unbelievable lol, can't believe it's been that long
Yeah sure the "long fall boots" are great, but when are you going to release those Combustible lemons?
Nessiah yes
Uhh, I will release them in uhmm...when I see life’s manager.
Nessiah
Yeah
He gave them to nanotrasen botanists
When half life 3 gets released
Boots: meant to be worn on human feet to prevent fall damage
Cave Johnson: *THINK OF IT AS A FOOT-BASED SUIT OF ARMOR FOR THE PORTAL DEVICE*
Gotta love the humor in this game.
for real.
Anyone else had this recommended to them 10 years after it was posted without ever having watched anything on this channel before?
yep
I love how calve made these boots to make the no fall damage an actual part of the lore. And gave it its blueprints and story. Perfectly made 👌
00:52 What's everyone complaining about? Going frame by frame she clearly landed on her feet first, then gently touched the ground with her knee after it.
Yea i saw with super slow motion. U cant see it cuz it happened incredibly fast
@@paxreal u mean 0,25
@@b.5728 for the first test, i did that, then in the second test, use UA-cam's PC-only frame button
The boots absorbed the initial impact from the fall but she continued the movement with the same speed until the knee *which is what stopped her.*
The fact that you have to slow down show that the knee still had the speed of the inital fall.
GENTLY
Knee literally SLAMS into the ground making a noise
This one random short completely changed how I look at Chell. I always figured she was barely capable of doing what we miraculously pull off in the games, because that shit's crazy. But no, she's just that good.
We stan Chell
She is canonically way too stubborn
initially, by Portal 2 it is possible she has a slight case of major brain damage caused by being in hibernation a bit longer than advised
@@craycraywolf6726 the Chell church
@@redzard2015 Have you heard of our lord and savior, Chell?
One of the best in-universe explanations for no fall damage in a game.
this was the climax of games at the time. Where trailers were fun, gameplay not shit and nobody had any idea what lootboxes or micro transactions were.
tbh The Stanley Parable has the same energy, especially with their trailers. i’d highly recommend
... Always thought those were rivets. You're telling me that the gun has two tiny grenades built into it...? *And the portals are dyed*?
Took me 10 years to rewatch these and actually read the diagrams...
Yup. Apparently the grenades are used to restart the miniature black hole if it doesn't work properly. Basically Aperture Science's version of turning it off and on again.
The diagrams have to be jokes, and I can't believe I didn't notice
Also the instructions on what to do if your fans for the Mini Black Hole stop working are EXTRAORDINARILY DANGEROUS, least the one you mentioned is a quick 'pull pin, throw in, close up'
In the turret diagram showing them stuffed with bullets, the cross-section identifies an empathy generator and an empathy suppressor installed next to each other.
@@PerovNigma because it's cheaper to design them with an empathy suppressor than the take out the empathy circuits.
Ok, while everyone is talking about how chell’s knee is in the afterlife, I’m over here freaking about how there are *Tiny German stick grenades* imbedded in the portal device
To restart the mini black hole. Obviously.
@@thefactspherefromportal2740 Is it also there to blow up any evidence of the deaths by any chance, Fact Sphere?
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the dutch.
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges Aperture science dosent care about that lol
@robocopstealeroffridges.495 nah, they have convenient fire pits for that.
it's been ten years and this game is still my favourite of all time.
i would just love to see more videos of Chell in action like this flying through portals and doing sick maneuvers like this
0:52 that's why chell limps in portal 2. She landed on her knee while trying to record this.
(Edit) comment section can't take a joke
She limps?
@@oliverpearce2338 sort of, she stands kinda oddly, and it's hard to see yourself walking, so she might be.
@@shadow_shine3578 Probably because of the springy bits of the boots. They make the wearer stand on their toes after all.
@@InfiniteThePhantomJackal that makes sense
@@InfiniteThePhantomJackal waaaait I only just now realise that they’re basically heels
Wow did all that shit in heels, that’s impressive
chell is fine as hell
hell is not fine.
Game Boy *fine as heaven
Rami Amarilla heaven is actually bruital
I agree, but she IS hot as hell.
Mikaru GIFcollector yes , exactly , and then Valve gave her a new face and body
i'm always so impressed at how smooth this animation is-
I’m always so impressed at how f**king amazing this game is in general
who else misses the feeling of playing portal 2 for the first time? :(
I miss playing good games like Half Life 2 and Portal 2 for the first time.
I finally got to playing portal 2 😳
i 100% feel you
there is nothing like playing portal 2 the first 5 times
i played through portal 2 alot of times
I introduced the game to my nieces one at a time just so I could watch their eyes light up four times.
I need 4 more nieces...
@@generalmortars7557 i need some neices
The long fall boot: the favorite foot wear of the damn black ops ninjas in Black Mesa.
i h a t e THOSE BLACK OPS NINJAS
I wanna smash those female ninjas in half life
a single weed yeah it sucks
a single weed i cant even find porn of it only a single image
banna and eggs only one image? Now that's unacceptable! Internet, get on it!
I hope investment presentations become like this in the future, it would work in a heart beat.
I keep coming back to this!! Love these videos!!
Just got recommended this randomly, I wish valve actually made more games like they used to
Same!
Maan, what I'd give for Portal 3, or some pre-sequel with just Cave Johnson days...
I loved P and P2 so SO much as a kid, I swear, I contribute me learning to use sarcasm, which then developed to overusage of said tool, to freaking GLaDOS. She was a great antagonist/antihero! Not to mention the nostalgia and genius writing and amazing game tech and how it's a puzzle game and the graphics and animations and... Pretty impressive for games that came out 14 and 10 years ago!
Ugh, I just adore Portal! I'll tattoo a companion cube one day, I swear ! ^^
they're working on some right now
@@me67galaxylife being?
@@reindeerboi4543 Project citadel and probably some other secret things that we have no idea of
They're still recovering from the covid crisis which severely diminished their working capabilities so nothing is coming in the near future
@@me67galaxylife what's project citadel?
“Less of a death trap, more of a death option!”
0:40 ok now this is so fluffing epic, awesome and inspiring at the same time.
Thank you Aperture
not sure why I got this into my recommendations today, but I'm not complaining.
you go, Gabe, eeeh I mean Cave
J.K. Simmons is awesome as Cave Johnson.
Then again, he's awesome in pretty much every role he's ever done.
mayor lionheart. when he yells "and how do you think they would feel about their mayor WHO.IS.A.LION!!!" was a brilliant voice clip
Add a slight radio like static and just about everything he says sounds like a pre-recorded message at Aperture.
Best role was Peter Schillinger in Oz
You're fired! I need you, c'mere.
The author of the journal, and the daily bugle. Mayor of Zootopia and founder of Aperture Science.
Fallout 4 has a Portal reference when you enter the Mass Fusion building. There's a step by step video on how to obtain the high fall leg armor for your character. If you read the logs on the computer, the guy will mention creating anti fall boots for those who don't want to use the stairs. The Mass Fusion building is a skyscraper and they didn't put elevators for the employees so they had to use stairs, and so he came up with the high fall boots.
It's great because it's referenced to Portal
+Eden Maru How is that a refference to portal?
I'm pretty sure Long-Fall Boots are a recurring item in a lot of games. It's very unlikely it was a reference, unless the design looks similar to these.
Wouldn't surprise me. New Vegas had both a Half-Life AND a Portal reference - on one terminal. Something about Gordon and cake. It was a bit more obvious of a reference than I'm making it out to be, I just can't remember it perfectly.
2ByQ That's not exactly a Portal reference.
Bethesda didn't even made New Vegas, it was Obsidian
"Im not gonna lie, its as expensive as hell"
Average Apple employee
I got this in my recommended home. I feel like this is a sign something’s going to come out soon.
"It's expensive as hell" XDDD
It's aperture
@@t___m
i HaVE ReDDit IM sPeCiAL
@@jijleknomel2356 it's a pair of boots.
Aperture Science has expensive stuff that you even believe..
I love how valve doesn’t take its self seriously, it just makes it so good
jesus christ this came out 10 years ago... i remember watching it same day it uploaded. how has it been so long...
I love the little details on the Portal gun components showcase. Like how if the gun isn't shooting any portals then there's probably something blocking the miniature black hole, and you need to chuck 1 or 2 miniature german stick grenade inside it.
Or how if the cooling fan stops working, you need to get the event horizon estimation wheel out of the gun to use it to find out the safe stopping distance.
I always like to think that when she's dropped down the incinerator shaft at the beginning of the game, she does this badass three-point landing at the bottom
super hero landing !!!
Feet: Hell yeah! Let's do it again!
Knee: I'm dead
actually... look closely at the shadow... knee did not touched the ground... stopped a hair width from it.
@@kamirostorino9416 they could be saying the boot would transfer the force to the knee rather than the foot
I adore these ads years later and they still make me laugh
10 years later showing up in my recommended
This randomly popped up in my 2020 feed...good memories...but wow...that's random.
They are removing so much _propaganda_ that there's nothing to watch but sanctioned ads from 9 years ago.
These replies got too real... 👀
I was talking to my friend on skype. He was playing a game and was pissed because for some reason a pair of boots was more expensive than a car. He exclaimed "How can a pair of boots cost more than a car‽" Thus, I played this video from 0:31 to 0:41 .
ok
This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone use a goddamn interrobang in a comment. And it was five years ago!
@Eric Miret 5 years ago. dont expect a reply, moron.
@Eric Miret hey it's me, charlie2531
i thought that 0:31 was very cool
hey it's me, videogamedunkey here
Eric Miret Because thats the part where he starts talking about the boots. Idiot
it was thanks to this wonderful advertising company that I bought your product and never regretted it, but I could have missed it if not for this amazing advertisement
The fact that he completely ignores the injured subject as they’re scraped into the incinerator is just gold.
Just sweeps him under the rug
But if she hadn't place that blue portal she would've landed on her head
Exactly
@@PassTheSnails 4 years ago dont bother replying
@@lobzoy why not?
Heh
hu
superhero landing!
Furubatsu It's really hard on your knees though
J.K. Simmons really has talent for voice acting.
I KNOW
Wether he's Cave, or Omni-man or J. Jonah Jammeson, we will always be the greatest of all time
Making boots to protect the user ❌
Making boots to protect the portal gun ✅
It's just the Drake meme format but its Cave
Nobody:
UA-cam algorithm: hey I got something for you from 8 years ago
or you are just very into portal...
Holy cow ! That means portals also work through time !
Both, but come on
If it's this good, I'm never complaining
Yep, this is how I found this too, or rather UA-cam found it for me
The way he says "good work, boots" like they understand him
I think it's more of a commentary on how he doesn't view the test subjects as people. Instead of congratulating the test subject, he congratulates the boots.
I mean I'm like half sure everything from the cubes to the walls in Aperture have some form of AI so they're probably sentient
Tbh they probably do lol
cos they understand him
Its Aperture, so the boots are probably sapient and feel pain every time you land on them.
I used to watch the hell out of these videos anticipating portal 2's release. One of my favourite games of all time.
These got me so hyped
i think im talking for everyone here when i say, "will there ever be a Portal 3?"
Well 1st they gotta make Half life 3. Also I think L4D3 is being worked atm
Eh, I don't know. I'm not sure a third one could live up to the expectations the first and second brought up.
completely true, but never underestimate valves capability. I would love to see a new character introduced. Sadly though, it appears valve can't count to 3...
Valve can't count to 3, sorry.
Gordon Freeman That is a good point. Valve has always done a good job at impressing us. A new engine would be amazing, but still, the source engine now is pretty good. Personally, it is better than the new frostbite 3.
Hopefully more valve games will come out soon. From all the research (extended googling) i have done, it seems that portal 3 is supposed to be around in 2016. Valve has been giving us tiny pieces such as making trademarks, then later deleting or destroying them. i mean WTF! are they just trying to keep us interested, or trying to ANNOY THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF US (excuse my french) in all honesty though it was 4 years between portal and portal 2, and we havent made it that far yet. Still, valve released Portal: Still alive in 2008 and kept us busy a little while longer. We have had no portal 2 DLC or standalone titles (as far as i know of) yet. All i can say is i hope we see a new portal title soon, and THANK GOD for the steam workshop for providing fun little maps.
Cave secretly used Mojang's Feather Falling IV enchantment, also it ain't expensive as hell.
Nah, feather falling requires a crap ton of bookshelves.
There isn't any white moonrock paint in Minecraft, so I doubt it.
That explains why the radios talk in enchantment table when held in the right place.
@@BattleSpew he used the stanley's parable's narrator's power
The minecraft world is big enough to shoot a portal at
But the book enchantment cost; now that's where the trouble is.
You know how many tests he'd have to make in minecraft for that amount of experience?
I'm not sure WHY did this get into my recommends exactly these days.
Love how the boots are what absorb the impact and she landed on one knee
cave Johnson is an actual person....even has a wikpideia page
+MineCralexNo he's not real.
+BonBun Films he is..
The cool? pivot animator channel No... He isn't
BonBun Films wikipedia; cave johnson
What has Wikipedia got to do with it?
Ages 10+
"They're expensive as hell."
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!"
big disappointment true
Also I love your Zacharie pfp :>
big disappointment
How swearing that bad?
I'm quite positive Johnson dying of Moon Rock Poisoning and Caroline being stuffed into GLaDOS against her will is 10000x more "ofensive for the kiddos" than hell and damn.
can't believe we're replying to a six-year-old comment, but oh well.
when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!
This is an interesting way to give your acrobatic test subject high-heels.
Gotta love how they brought the stretcher for the portal gun and not the test subject
Aperture : Here are no fall damage boots
Every legend in Apex : *I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR STOCKS*
I love Valve.
yup.
FUCK GOOGLE, LOVE VALVE! this has been inperational words from the epic pikachu
And we love you
*After releasing lazy Dota card game*
I hate Valve.
yes
so the boots are the reason you don’t experience fall damage, and the turrets shooting the whole bullet is why Chell can survive being shot so many times. i just love that there are canon reasons for Portal’s video game logic rather than a willing suspension of disbelief. it’s so clever and scratches the right itch for me
Came here to check it's in my favorites. It is, perfect.
"We Told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head"
Chell: literally dives head first into a portal
"She cant do it"
Well that was a lie
So was the cake
Just like the cake!
@@stormblade2510 she would have landed on her head if she never shot the orange portal
she starts her dive before the orange portal is placed confirming that she can land on her head
just so happens that she has a miniature black hole saving her from sudden death
@@redangelofpreventingharm let that meme rest at this point it's an easy way to spot normies who've never played portal
I think he means metaphoricallly
I want this TAKE MY MONEY
My money wants this, TAKE ME
DarkAce Sure if you have some 100 million dollars just laying around...
Just make the check out to cash.
"Y3aH Tak3 tHe lemOns!"
MegaDoc360 ew