What if the Medieval Ages Never Ended? (Year 3000 in CK3)
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2020
- I observed Crusader Kings 3 until the year 3000 AD
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The troop count has a k cause it's in 1000s so that was 1.75m troops.
OH GOD
@@aguyfromnz537 You're related to everyone no more than 20 generations back
Lol thats like half of the population of medieval England
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 that's physically impossible.
@@HarrDarr Probably not, it was a throwaway line in some article I saw about Charlemagne being a common ancestor to every European. Scientists do agree it was anywhere from 5000 to 15000 years ago.
England: What are you doing in England?!
France: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries .
@@olaff9771 monty python and the quest for the holy grail reference
Olaf IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE UP THERE WE CAN TALK TO?
@@nukclear2741 No, now go away or i shall taunt you a second time.
England: *it's literally my business*
Inbred, beautiful, herculean, geniuses
They have only the best traits naturally.
This what they was imagining when they said “keep the bloodline pure”
it's trait of new human spiecies in Stellaris
This AI basically became every CK player
One is not like the other...
Drew: This is a family channel!
10 minutes later: They are all inbred. Everyone is inbred.
I guess it really IS a family channel.
AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
It's not the destination that matters. It's the friends we made along the way
One family channel
@@BloodRider1914 it's the family we made along the way...
@Mistjor that works too
It's probably just because everyone's unlocked the Blood legacies by the end
Yeah and the positive traits got passed
@@RMadaraPlay And negative
That is what i was thinking seeing Drew's surprised to late game
@@BloodRider1914 You pass less negative traits with that one.
@@ruukinen Inbred
The real medieval ages were the friends we made along the way
So, your mother?
What if the real inbred beautiful geniuses are the friends we made along the way?
and the cousins we shacked
Drew: What would happen if the middle ages lasted into the year 3000?
CK3: BEAUTIFUL, INBRED, GENIUSES.
and herculean/amazonian
15:45 Drew really be calling the Sami “Swedish culture”
The amount of history he takes in and he learns nothing
He kinda just asked if they were and then checked and called them "like Nordic"
Actually, they are living in Sweden do they are Swedish
@@tonigamer730 No, that doesn't make them Swedish. Also many Sami live in Finland too. They're their own thing.
@@tonigamer730 They're not ethnically Swedish just because some of them live in Sweden. Sadly this issue is extremely controversial in Sweden today and some time ago a politician caused a media uproar by refering to the Sapmi as a separate ethnic gruop.
Sad Finnish noises
alternative title: drew sees a naked woman for the first time
15:16 Are we not going to talk about Nubian Germany
no
I dont know if we should talk about it
@Peaceful Fren Oof.
As it should be.
@@Graknorke no
There one thing that always go through my mind. Why Andalusia always reverse reconquista in many of my ck2 campaign.
My guess is that it was more likely that andalusia would conquer iberia instead of the christians, It just so happend that in our timeline the less likely side won.
thats what happened when they unite, the spanish got the good chance to strike in a best time
Because the game is unable to replicate why the Cantabrian kingdom was able to defend against the onslaught of the Umayyads in the first place. They were unable to take it due to the mountainous terrain,
@The Nova renaissance let's also not forget that since they were in Europe they slowly turned more like Europe the further they got until they were easily converted.
The games have a difficult time simulating as to how the Christians in Northern Iberia were able to survive for so long. The mountainous terrain basically made it near impossible for the Muslims to conquer the region.
In the games, the more provinces you have the more men you can field. So the AI throwing thousands of troops against some Northern Christian nation with a few hundred isn’t an issue.
doctor: it's okay, habsburg drew doesn't exist
habsburg drew: 2:33
12:59 So, the Empress of the basically richest country on Earth died from......malnourishment?! What the-?!
i know right?
Malnourishment doesn't necessarily mean hunger. It could just mean eating food that's nutritionally poor. Idk if the game defines it as that though
They were so busy building up their coffers that they forgot to buy any food.
Malnourishment usually happens in the game if the character is in prison. She was probably imprisoned by her own husband coz she got caught cheating on him or something.
Re-reconquista before the Reconquista Ever Ended... Makes Sense
111 is a 111 that's 1 ever said 1 then 2 is done
@@StandardCashflow what are you smokeing mate ?
Time travel
@@tonyisthinking7078 I'm smoking smoke
@@StandardCashflow how are u smoking smoke
That's right u r smoking smoke by smoking it!😆
"Italy's gone" It was probably just inheritance. East Francia, West Francia, Lotharingia and Italy are ruled by 4 brothers at the start. It's pretty common for those to consolidated on succession.
Drew thinks these teens look way old just because he hasn't hit puberty yet
underrated comment
Drew’s cousin watching this: 😐🤢
You mean his wife
😊😘😍**
Nice no of likes
Fr
200th like
Alternate Video: “What if the Middle Ages never happen?”
The Islamics: “Hippity hoppity everything is my property”
Islamics been learning some english-
Well how do you know weather or not the mongols will still be around
Tengri HIPPITY HOPPITY
@give me my pen back SPEECH 100
OR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT 500 You choose.
@@Newbmann don't you mean cloppity cloppity because of the horses.
@@arkhamsquire4503 darn that's a better one by far
I like the game its historical, the game can be crazy ,allot of good nations but ya know.... its missing something and I cant quite put my finger on it
*ULM*
Is there no ulm?????
it has Ulm though
@@dodolulupepe I dont think it has it as a nation maybe as a tile but thats not enough
@@tonyisthinking7078 I mean you can just play as the guy in charge of Ulm, declare independence and conquer the world though.
@@giantWario oh I didnt think about doing that thank you !
See last time I was in the year 3000 we were all underwater. Also your great great great granddaughter is pretty fine doe
0_0
Busted was good
O_O
This comment doesn’t make any sense, if it were to be true then it means Drew didn’t die a virgin.
these uncultured swine wont know the greatest lyrics to grace disney channel, my guy. Your talents are wasted
Lol, an inbred, beautiful genius. The whole ending had me in stitches.
If everyone is inbred, is anybody *really* inbred?
@@Bruh-hq1hx No shit, Sherlock. I know what the word inbred means. What I'm saying is: If literally *everybody* is inbred, doesn't the definition of inbred change?
@@Bruh-hq1hx
It's because of the dynasty bonuses that reduce the chance of passing on bad congenital traits and increases the good. In few extra thousands of years the AI has become 100-stat men.
Nobody Drew:
"This gaming is all about stabbing doing bad things . You can do good things but it's not fun."
I saw this while hearing that, lol
@@BatataKarambas haha
Coincidence or some Spooky 3000 year old magic!!!👻👻👻
Yes
Drew: This is a family friendly Chanel
Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way
*Looks at Sami people* ''These are Swedish right?''
Oh no
DREW DURNIL BACK AT IT, with the epic timelapses and timelines. This was a pogger drew
Hey there’s a Pangea eu4 mod right now. Even the mods comments expect you do to that so don’t let us down
link? I can’t find it in a google search
HelloDolly I just checked it’s the first thing you see when you click workshop, unless you can Change what it shows you first and if it’s that go to most popular in the past week
3 straight days, I can feel the death wishes
4:06
His wife's look says everything.
16:33
When the primogeniture hits
3:05 The Irish WERE Gaelic.
Untrue, the Gaels (Gaelic people) consist(ed) of all Irish and Scottish Celts.
@@LeUmoq What you said means the Irish where gaels.
And the Scottish Celts (picts) auctally weren't gaels. Although Scotland did get gaelic culture when the Irish, Gaels of the Dál Ríata Kingdom conquered western scotland.
The Dál Ríata and Picts, "merged" in the 9th century to form "The Kingdom Of Alba", which late became Scotland.
The Dál Ríata's influence on Scotland is the reason why "scotland", translates to "Land Of The Irish"
Drew: THIS IS A FAMILY CHANNEL!!
Also Drew: *searches up the dirtiest names ever*
So... the picture in the beginning where drew “put his wife in prison” I’m probably way late to this but did drew go through a sex change?
2:28 That was honestly hilarius
Was waiting for this video!
I wasn't
9:17 "Nothing that crazy" Pope: Vindicitive villain.
You are right, nothing crazy here, better move on. ;]
Yepppp
14:35 the Prophet didn’t have a son
He did have 3 but they all died early
Petition for Drew to make a history rap song.
He cant rap
History is mystery
Me:
**rapper**
no
Why wait. Let's just start out, day one, doing 3000 years of CK3. This is why I love Drew
Really love these
I think this is the first Drew’s video I ever watched
Great video drew!
So if they never ended, my country wouldn’t be a thing since it’s not even on the map? No thanks
I'm on my way to get more nukes....hold on it will be ready in 3 days
Actually you should just be happy japan couldnt JAPAN YOUR COUNTRY
If you get what I mean.
@@Newbmann your speak like a baby and a really old man
Imma drop these twins over there in japan
Don't be Sad kimmy ..
@@StandardCashflow well thats somthing I never thought I would be described as oh well you call me whatever you want.
Can't wait to play this game with you!
"THIS is who Constantinople owes all their money to- someone in China"
this most so far best CK3 Content Love it and Subscribed asap!
Love you drew
Your commentary is cracking me up! 🤣 all of my thoughts exactly. 👌🏼
Question: does it say they are indeed because they have at least one shared ancestor? Because at the start of the game, the ancestry has a limit to how far back it goes. But after you run it for a long time, every tree will eventually mix together. Our world don't have a detailed 3000+ year ancestry tree for every person. But if we did have, we're likely to be able to link up a lot of people.
If they're closely related, though I don't know how closely, they can create the trait inbred, which can be passed down
Great video!!
Drew: makes another AI only video
Return of the King
I just wanna say I caught your Spanish Inquisition joke at the beginning. I guess nobody else was expecting it.
2:32 I actually lost my shit laughing I missed your channel man
I saw once in CK2 a 7 years old king who was a 'shadow of himself'...
Like.. HOW??
the entire court was convinced he was a reincarnation of an earlier king who achieved greatness in the first 6 years of his reign, and they made him keenly aware of it. he failed to realise that unlike him now, the "him in a previous life" did not ascend to the throne at age 1.
wasnt sure waht to expect but the straight roasting of these NPCs was great
16:43 Ah yes, Europe in 2050 according to the alt right
Well they ain't lying.
True
What's so bad about the worshipers of god who are from arabia? Christians and Muslims are pretty similar faiths, just in different places
@@puki860 which God do you mean? Becaise that's the kicker
@@puki860 yeah what's bad about people worshipping a pedophile warlord
Last time I was this early we hadn’t killed JFK yet
Jelly Fruits (with) Kettle (metal)
Wow plz don't kill me CIA
Wait what
CIA Nice try CIA
This is the content I’ve missed
Constantinople: All your land are belong to us!
Iceland: No.
haha NOONE expects it.
Like the monty python reference, such a funny and unique group of filmmakers, loved the Holy Grail movie, and theres Life of Brian and ofc the show. The flower shop bit. Easy to watch.
a bunch of medieval hippies, the best line I've heard in a while
Drew makes a CK3 video, I click. Simple!
Imagine making Drew in Ck3. Oh wait. No. Please don't.
That would be a mistake.
"They've no idea what's coming" Jorvik is sat right there just being all Norse in York
Fun fact: Vietnam have the Statue of Liberty form France but it was smelting to bullet.
13:26 He’s been drinking some hair tonics for that level 10 beard
22:28 LMAO “How you temperate and fickle”
oh my god i cant believe i missed this video wtf
That's not a family tree, that's a family tumbleweed.
To get better looking borders I set diplomacy range to restricted, exclave independence to total and de jure requirement on.
I love your familiarity with medieval history
I wonder if there is something off about the math of inheriting congenital traits, where if you leave it long enough it just...
"A little reconquista, but nobody expects that" - Aha I see what you did there
Just got this for console not long ago. Is there a means to see where each culture is from? Like a map that shows it?
How Drew pronounces the Byzantine Empire tiggers me everytime xD 🤦🏽♂️
The dynasty tree's are probably what slow the game down.
Probably a good idea if they made the dynasty tree's refresh every 300 years, removing the dead characters that come before the current living characters from the tree.
Just think if the devs didn't put a cap on the number of children you can have. The cap is 15. But I think you can get a couple extra if there are twins
One issue,at 867, Catholicsm didn't exist it was just plain Christianity
Why are you talking about bordergore in germany that is just the standard
I know I’m a year late, but this was hilarious and very entertaining.
"Eastern Roman Empire" instant like.
Drew!
They made a Pangea eu4 mod!
Is this the return of neutral drew watching people fight to death?
F
Has Kim Jong un always been there 0:01
Oh no....
He's been there for a while
Always has been
I was going to ask for it
Nobody:
Me: I've been to the year 3000
So according to this play through of ck3, if the medieval ages never ended the Roman Empire would have eventually reformed, and even surpassed its past self 10 fold, it just would have taken literal thousands of years of recovery
I was watching the Ubisoft forward vid first but this is Gud too
"Damn, you in dept my boi! Who do you own all this money to, yourself?"
US: *chuckles nervously*
“He is horribly disfigured, seriously injured, and one-legged”
They really don’t play in this family
Well it's the grandson of Ragnar Lodbrok, soooooo nopes
When you call Ivar the Boneless "This one legged guy"
Drew you look like an extra from Star Trek. That does in the first scene.
"We got Burgundy, over here, Accutane..." pretty sure you are not supposed to take that with alcohol, bro.
That long for a game, I never seen a that time.
LEAF ERIKSON WOAH HES TOO BUFF
Me: “BEEF ERIKSON”
Somebody probably took the dynasty trait that makes you keep the positive traits
Last time I was this early the Safavid dynasty was still in control of Persia
In all my week of playing ck3, i have not seen such a messed up campaign.
I read 3000 players and i didnt realize until the vídeo end
I've just realised that if Cyrus the great became the ruler of Mali it would be Mali Cyrus
anyone else annoyed that drew was on the duchy map not the realm map in the beginning
Let's all pray for the suffering of drew for being 3000 in a game