Since everyone is talking about Apple, Ellen decided it was the perfect time to look at some iPhone apps that aren't worth their price -- even if they're free!
Diamond Bling Vampires wanna know if it is dark outside or not, of course real Vampires don't exist but believe me there are people who love Vampires so much that they kinda live to the rules of a Vampire so i guess they wanna know if it is dark or not XD
Wicker _ Idk i thought u had to pay to release something on the app store. just like ads in the newspaper or tv, u have to pay to put em up. But yeah getting a % of sales probably makes more sense
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Peter Lauris Ah. not much at all then. Assuming you sell something worth buying.
the blower app actually works the way it works is you hear that sound thats coming out yeah that creates vibration and makes the air move and is fun if youre trying to blow out some candles
Windoges i’m going to say I am maybe I’m not because I told you before No I don’t and our van because if I do that I might if I have to make to me apps maybe not quite sure so I do have my card as well so I would do if I go to the store or something I can I will talk to you what I need to find just the money skills I have problem with you could help me out
don't get her an android phone! that would be an endless supply of bad apps.,
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Well it wouldn't be much of a story because the apps would force close or freeze the phone. So I guess she could make a show like counting sheep but instead counting android apps.
Android... Yeah I hate seeing new apps like useless mmorpgs.. They're so awful and there's always new ones there... Or like roblox on the androids.. But I guess it just depends how good your phone is
The dark outside app has been pretty useful for me actually. I live in a room with no windows and it takes a lot effort to get to try to see the outside sky. I only like to go outside in the dark so it's a really useful app.
These apps are projects that never got deleted from the app store, that's all. They werent made to be real. They were samples made by developers in training and it needed to go to the app store for full testing. It's pretty obvious. I've done this myself too with an app that has nothing but a dancing flower but I was testing sizes and sound volume
+crybaby's looms how could blind people see the words, think about it. If they are blind they can't see so they can't read (unless it's in Braille) so technically the app is completely useless to blind people.
CussingFeline4, Voiceover is an accessibility feature on most phones that can be used to read the screen : ) But it would be mostly useless because a)they could just check the time b)about 90 percent of blind people have some remaining vision, meaning they could have light and shadow perception and would probably be able to tell anyway
It was 2011. Until that year, only way to update iOS (Which was actually iPhone OS 'till 4th version) was through iTunes (Glad we have OTA now). Also, Apple removed installing apps feature from iTunes in September 2017 so it's not that ancient.
I cant believe i survive this shit. Im supposed to sleep 3 hours ago but i was busy watching ellen videos till now. its like endless episodes of ellen AND I CANT STOP :)
the way she said ''back in the old days kids, when i was growing up u had to do that'' reminds me so bad of carrie bradshaw from satc. every single time
Never had to worry about hailing a cab, but then again, the last time I had to worry about getting a cab I only needed to call the company and ask for a ride
I see one benefit for the Is It Dark Outside app, if you do outdoor activities or fly and ever have to give coordinates, it gives you your latitude and longitude, anddddd, that's it.
I think the blower app is for people who have to go to sleep with noise like me, I sleep with the TV and my fan on so it might work for like me or my brother.
that taxi app isnt all that bad. if you have that in your hand while in the air, you would have a better chance of being seen. they need to make the screen bright ass yellow tho.... but for a free app and if you need a taxi a lot, i can see why people would download that. but the stapler???? i dont get that app. and is it dark out? haha. thats for people who live in bed watching TV all day, gets pretty disorianting.
true about the taxi app. When I was living at a trade school campus for 2 years, the local city bus drivers couldn't see us at the bus stop in winter after 5pm because it was so dark. Me being the only student with an iPhone 3g of the newest phone at the time and I would wave it around with the light on max, I don't know what the other students did to get seen in that darkness. The bus drivers kept telling us that they couldn't see us students unless a light was waving around. So dark that we couldn't see if an object was human or not at a distance of 10' away. Even the bus drivers had started passing out those battery red lights you see on bicycles.
+Moira Dawson well if they are stuck in caves or something, it would be really useful.This app requires some credit..Come on appreciate the developer.....
Ellen you really make Happy and you turn my perfect you so kind your helping people and i love that. Hopefully i can go to your show when i can have my own job and money whatever happen i will go to your show . I m a huge fan of yours and hopefully there be a show in Philippines like your show ireally love it and i subscribe to you hopefully you will continue your show to make people happy. Anyways thank you.
you know its an old episode when the chairs are red..
Yes!!! 😂
yup
oh i did not know
I DID LOL
And when the quality can't go over 360p.
and when it was posted on march 4, 2011 xD
The "is it dark outside app) is for vampires
i'm sorry what o_o.
Diamond Bling Vampires wanna know if it is dark outside or not, of course real Vampires don't exist but believe me there are people who love Vampires so much that they kinda live to the rules of a Vampire so i guess they wanna know if it is dark or not XD
lol xD
El Toro Loco Yellow And Titan LOOOOOOL so true!!!!!! Fetishes XD
LOL😂😂
I can probably guess these were student projects who are learning how to code/program.
Don't you have to pay to chuck it up on the app store?
***** Pay? You have to pay for something that is supposed to make you money? I'm certain they just get a percentage of sales...
Wicker _ Idk i thought u had to pay to release something on the app store. just like ads in the newspaper or tv, u have to pay to put em up. But yeah getting a % of sales probably makes more sense
Peter Lauris Ah. not much at all then. Assuming you sell something worth buying.
If you have to pay why the hell do you want to put an app like "is it dark outside" and other no use full apps in the app store :/
The stapler is just... I can't 😂
true hahahahha
I made an app that makes a duck sound when you press a button so yeah
1:24 😂
It’s for the office when u r watching youtube
Devon Stevon ιкя!! XD
The question is why did Apple let them into the App Store
They want money
U can put anything there with 100$
So Ellen can make a video about it
Apple also becoming $#!+
And my friend said that Apple store has better quality apps than Android 🙄
i miss the dumb apps before.. i had the beer one where you tilt it and it disappears
i had the gun one, how you hold the trigger to shoot and tap the clip to reload lmao
It's still on AppStore it's called I beer free
I USED TO HAVE THAT TOO
I like that app
Me too
the blower app actually works the way it works is you hear that sound thats coming out yeah that creates vibration and makes the air move and is fun if youre trying to blow out some candles
Thank god there's an app for that !!
+Dhruv Bhatnagar Bahahaha! Too funny!
omg...
He is the creater
Zaid Al Dweiri Productions hahahaha lol 😂
Homework.... Nah there's ellen
John Graves Your comm trigerred me, I remembered that I need to learn...
Well..Did you get good grades?
Hello person from 5 years ago! 🙃 I hope you see this so you can remember watching this 5 years! 😂
have you finished your homework?
relatable john p
the first one would help if your in bed and can't be bothered to get out
Ikr
I'mPhanboyTrash Trash ouran high school host club!
I'mPhanboyTrash Trash Because you can't watch at you clock on the handy......
Dont you have a window in your room?
There we go! That makes sense, except if you have your phone you could check the time...
Osama could've used that "Is it dark outside" app
Emotionless Necessoty
No. He ment Osama binladen
Not obama
011 u are racist lmao
Osama wasn't in a cave 😂😂 nice try though
Windoges i’m going to say I am maybe I’m not because I told you before No I don’t and our van because if I do that I might if I have to make to me apps maybe not quite sure so I do have my card as well so I would do if I go to the store or something I can I will talk to you what I need to find just the money skills I have problem with you could help me out
Or he could have looked at a clock.
I think the owners of these apps are so gratefull for the free advertise you are doing for them! haha nice otherwise! :)
😂
"TAXI Flasher"? That doesn't sound right.
don't get her an android phone! that would be an endless supply of bad apps.,
Well it wouldn't be much of a story because the apps would force close or freeze the phone. So I guess she could make a show like counting sheep but instead counting android apps.
Android... Yeah I hate seeing new apps like useless mmorpgs.. They're so awful and there's always new ones there...
Or like roblox on the androids.. But I guess it just depends how good your phone is
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+Tyee Cambrón
Blower: The Short Film
"That's great for church, if you're hot" lol. Oh, Ellen. You're so freaking funny. You just slay me :)
These must be made by students for their portpholios. Looks Good if you can prove you've made an app that actually Works.
The dark outside app has been pretty useful for me actually. I live in a room with no windows and it takes a lot effort to get to try to see the outside sky. I only like to go outside in the dark so it's a really useful app.
Now the "is it dark?" app has an Apple Watch app.
These apps are projects that never got deleted from the app store, that's all. They werent made to be real. They were samples made by developers in training and it needed to go to the app store for full testing. It's pretty obvious. I've done this myself too with an app that has nothing but a dancing flower but I was testing sizes and sound volume
The is it dark outside app....Couldn't you tell if it dark or not by looking at the time on your phone lol....?!
+crybaby's looms how could blind people see the words, think about it. If they are blind they can't see so they can't read (unless it's in Braille) so technically the app is completely useless to blind people.
+kats katie or looking out the window
But does it work during a solar eclipse?
CussingFeline4, Voiceover is an accessibility feature on most phones that can be used to read the screen : )
But it would be mostly useless because
a)they could just check the time
b)about 90 percent of blind people have some remaining vision, meaning they could have light and shadow perception and would probably be able to tell anyway
Maybe what you need to do for the Stapler App you need to download the App Staples....
You know it's a really old episode when someone has commented on the video being old because of the chairs being red
The stapler app was the best XD
She said that she downloaded the apps from iTunes ❓❓
We can call it itunes too if we didnt want to say appstore, its a complicated if ur an apple user.
It was 2011. Until that year, only way to update iOS (Which was actually iPhone OS 'till 4th version) was through iTunes (Glad we have OTA now). Also, Apple removed installing apps feature from iTunes in September 2017 so it's not that ancient.
OMG, I actually want the stapler app, so when someone in class asks me if I have a stapler, I can pull out my phone, and show them that app.
When you have the same phone as ellen now and this video was made 5 years ago
The stapler app is for when you want people to know you're busy in the office even if you're not, lol
OMG I HAVE THE STAPLER
I cant believe i survive this shit. Im supposed to sleep 3 hours ago but i was busy watching ellen videos till now. its like endless episodes of ellen AND I CANT STOP :)
These give true meaning to "There's an app for that"
For the taxi flasher you could turn up the brightness and use it for an iPad
In the Ellen void as well... i need the "is it dark outside?" app
the blower one had me weak😂
the way she said ''back in the old days kids, when i was growing up u had to do that'' reminds me so bad of carrie bradshaw from satc. every single time
I think som on was having a contest for who could invent the stupidest app. Lol
Palina Friesen its a tough decision between the stapler and the fan app xD
the stapler part was HILARIOUS LOL
the taxi flasher is brilliant lollll
The is it dark app might be helpful if you live in Alaska.
Im gonna look for taxi flasher!
Never had to worry about hailing a cab, but then again, the last time I had to worry about getting a cab I only needed to call the company and ask for a ride
Back in the days when there were like 10 apps
How many of you went to download these apps after this..
Yah toatly NOT me!
Me
I went 2 look at the reviews
Me
Blower was a real functioning app tho :D
The blower app killed me!😂😂😂😂
The "Is it dark outside" app could actually be useful in a movie theatre because I always feel like when I leave the movies it's gonna be dark out
the taxi one isn't that bad
Stephanie Gail - The dog in your photo is too cute 😊
I see one benefit for the Is It Dark Outside app, if you do outdoor activities or fly and ever have to give coordinates, it gives you your latitude and longitude, anddddd, that's it.
OMG. DURING THE BLOWER ONE I WAS LITERALLY THINKING 'they should do one like with a stapler like in that simpsons episode' !!! NO JOKE XD
1)Just look out the window
2)Just go outside
3)*facepalm
4)WHISTLE
7 years and in my recommended
My sis tried the Blower before!
No studying for exams was ever done once I got caught in the infinite loop of Ellen Videos...
0:50 Ellen doing musically 😂😂😂
Look, whether these apps were made by newbies or not, these apps have no use, and that's the whole point of the sketch.
I think the blower app is for people who have to go to sleep with noise like me, I sleep with the TV and my fan on so it might work for like me or my brother.
How could you ever sleep with that loud annoying budding sound coming from your phone? Just get a nature sounds app or something and use that!
I need loud noises to sleep because if I'm in a quiet environment I can't sleep.
I think the app is not for your problem but you can use it
No the blower actually works, the vibration from the speaker makes it actually blow air, u can blow candles out with it, thats how good it works
Mona Johnson That was well again I had to be honest honest sometimes they go so does the tide hawk painting right
I LOVE THE COVER GIRL AD WITH ELLEN AND SOPHIA!! :D
ellen was half dabbing
The taxi app wouldn't be as bad now, if you have an iPhone 6 Plus...
Or if it flashed the led light vs changing screen colors
the original Uber
Brian Burrous Lol True
Haha that Blower app actually works :)
I've got it and i blow candles at home when i'm bored with that app :)
dang, ellen is actually a badass at sarcasm
that taxi app isnt all that bad. if you have that in your hand while in the air, you would have a better chance of being seen. they need to make the screen bright ass yellow tho.... but for a free app and if you need a taxi a lot, i can see why people would download that. but the stapler???? i dont get that app. and is it dark out? haha. thats for people who live in bed watching TV all day, gets pretty disorianting.
No dude "is it dark outside" app is for vampires
true about the taxi app. When I was living at a trade school campus for 2 years, the local city bus drivers couldn't see us at the bus stop in winter after 5pm because it was so dark. Me being the only student with an iPhone 3g of the newest phone at the time and I would wave it around with the light on max, I don't know what the other students did to get seen in that darkness.
The bus drivers kept telling us that they couldn't see us students unless a light was waving around. So dark that we couldn't see if an object was human or not at a distance of 10' away. Even the bus drivers had started passing out those battery red lights you see on bicycles.
Or for people that can't see
who’s here in 2019
bopp, Me, 10-12-2019!!!!! Hey, y’all!!!
The stapler is kinda stress reliever.. 😂😂😂
that moment when you know you can keep yourself entertained with that stapler app for hours.
She said iTunes not App Store
These people will laugh at anything,simple beasts.
they have a sense of humor and don't have a stick up their ass unlike a lot of people. *cough cough*
Lol, so downloading the stapler app, then offering my iPod to my teacher tomorrow when he can't find a stapler :)
video 1 of the night
we'll see what time next year i finish watching ellen cos its like a drug you just cant get enough!!
love you ellen
I Tried The Is It Dark Outside And It Said IDK
I'll Have Tae With Suga And A Kookie Please! Seriously!?
ALSO!!! ARMY!!
I am still on iphone4.........
No i have iphone 5s now
IPhone 20 is going to be out be the time you get to 8
Nah he'll be on samsung
0:54 my 2 last brain cells during exam.
Blower is used with the speaker. Air does come out it is also good for the new iphones which now come with water resistance
2018!?
The first one for if you are kidnapped???
If u have a phone .. You can look at the time instead.
Call someone who cares if it's dark
The taxi flasher hahahaha
The taxi ones is useful if we set the screen brightness at full
I'd really appreciate if these were created by children..
I am probably the only one from 2019 😂😂😂
nope
the fan blower app sounds like a tornado siren haha
Ellen doing the robot dance haha
Is It Dark Outside is actually for blind people to know if it's daytime.
how are they supposed to read the screen to see the answer
Lol ^^
Wow.... Hope you're not serious
+Moira Dawson well if they are stuck in caves or something, it would be really useful.This app requires some credit..Come on appreciate the developer.....
+Nirmal Antony Lol not if "they" are blind!
Come on now. This app is stupid. Lol
That app is it dark outside
Yeah thats a ripoff i already downloaded windows it does just as good
i love how ellen says like 4 times "this is real app" XDD
That second one blew me away...
downloaded from iTunes 😂
0:54 someone get a doctor she’s having a seizure
Im like an alcoholic with ellen videos "Maybe just one more"
my fav was the taxi flasher
Who watching in 2016 if u r like this
Amy Barnett
No, fuck you.
Who loves Ellen . Like if you love ellen
lol I remember watching this episode 5 years ago
I was drinking water while I was watching this and when ellen used the blower app I laughed so hard I almost choked XP
Ellen you really make Happy and you turn my perfect you so kind your helping people and i love that. Hopefully i can go to your show when i can have my own job and money whatever happen i will go to your show . I m a huge fan of yours and hopefully there be a show in Philippines like your show ireally love it and i subscribe to you hopefully you will continue your show to make people happy. Anyways thank you.
The stapler one had me crackin' up! Whyyyyy???
Your picture just makes that comment funnier xD
I had an appointment in the next hour.. m like ok this video ends in only 2 minutes.. den ill go. now i hav only 15 minutes and m still watching
Hahaha... That Taxi Flasher
These apps where just people testing out there skills it’s pretty epic
its 6:00 in the morning and i'm watching ellen, i didn't sleep because of her :')
The stapler one is actually an apparently therapeutically soothing thing for some people ^^