@@ibrhamabbas9257 yes but there were like no humans in that jungle till that girl showed up (haven't seen the movie in ages so don't remember plot or any1s name besides Tarzan)
Does your child complain about everything? Does your child have an unemployed mom or dad? Is your child feeling (un)entitled? Do you want to put the 'fun' in dys'fun'ctional? Has your family hit rock bottom?..or are they at the top of the food chain? Well wait no more! Introducing Wally- Lego's shiftless, homeless, win-o! Complete with warrants, pink slips, insurance cancellation & mental hospital early release forms. Guaranteed to go one of two ways- dysfunctional families can feel like 'The Brady Bunch' compared to Wally the Wino...or healthy families can feel even more entitled and superior! Get yours while supplies last- hurry! Before your child learns empathy!
@@A-01-Thmm I'm not very clever but okay I'll bite- you're the middle step or half-brother, and/or adopted? Or perhaps you're the surviving brother of multiples?? I gotta know now lol
AznNinja89 Whatever, English is not even my language, I don't really care about the difference between dolls and action figures I am happy to use the right verb forms xD
+DasPikachu Ofcourse, it's só stupid they took them out. Kids under 5 aren't going to buy something expensive if they don't like the show, parents will make sure the kids under 15 don't watch the show, tadah. Also, I noticed the German words in your name, are you German?
+Widdekuu91 *Oh, where I said 5, I meant an age like 8 or something. Kids that don't know the show don't care about the action-figure, you can put plastic drugs-needles in the shop and 8 year old could care less, they'd want the toy-car.
OH MY GOSH , she is such a wonderful kind person of which always brightens my mood no matter of which I am in. Thanks Ellen. You are awesome. All the best to you and family always.
This was posted 4 years ago. This Christmas some enterprising young liberal should reduce the size of ET's finger by 90%, paint it orange, and repackage it as trump's hand.
The drug dealer could be sold if its face and hands were painted brown, and it was sold on packages of 3000 and labeled as a "Caravan of Mexicans". Raise the price by a factor of 10 and watch MAGAS buy the entire inventory at the next trump rally.
OMG that Tarzan figure is sooo old! I had the same when I was a kid. Now, I understand why everybody in my family laughed everytime I played with it.. -.-
Let set something strait, the whole "mormon missionary action figure" was NOT offensive in any way. I am LDS and its true, missionaries have a knack for showing up right before you eat dinner. The joke she made was not disrespectful, and she did not mean it to be disrespectful. Sorry if you disagree
To be fair the one from breaking bad is for the people that are fans. They are the people you see at events like comic con. And they really aren't meant for playing but for collecting.
Ellen: Audience : *Looks at dolls* Also Audience : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:00 I mean there is a huge market for collector's figurines. Many adults (and 15 year olds like myself) enjoy having physical representations of their favorite characters just because they look cool. I know Ellen is a comedian but this is for those people that are clueless to these facts.
If those are your favorite characters then you need a new hobby kid. Also, why are you even watching this? Ellen's video's arnt even aimed at kids. Back in your age I'd use to watch Tom And Jerry, not give big sounding 'adult' lectures on youtube.
Piper Hansen Same thing can be said for games not for children being sold in Toys r us. Also apparantly there is a whole section of collectable figures for 15 years and up...they are not for kids either. Also toys r us caters for more than just kids so i think you are missing the whole point.
Piper Hansen Most children would have never heard of breaking bad or walter white so have zero interest in them in the first place. I guess it is ok to sell real looking toy guns for children but a figure for adults to collect is bad. Toys r us sell games with violence and swearing in but noone has made a fuss about that. The whole thing is petty and pathetic. The original woman who complained is beyond sad. If she is parenting properly, her child would have no interest in one of the many collectable Toys r us sells.
I'm Mormon and found the missionary thing funny. "They show up at your door right before dinner!" "Ah turn your eyes you don't need to see that!" "Ah you need at flier for that!"
Haha! My 6 year old walked in during Tarzan and obviously doesn't understand this stuff. He said Tarzan could have an axe or something in his hand so it's like he's chopping or fighting. Then he said we need to get 10 E. T. fingers to have for each finger. Aww so innocent.
Honestly it's insane I will Be upset about something and I'll just watch Ellen and just makes me cheer up every time I thank her sm for making me smile:)
well breaking bad appeals to grown up and there are quite a lot of people collecting Action Figures, so if a toy is marked for 15 and above its most likely a collectors thing
The playmobil one is from a novel by Astrid Lindgren, a popular swedish kids book author. I read lots of her books when I was a child. Everyone probably knows at least one of her storys. So this toy is about “Rasmus und der Landstreicher“. The “winer“ is a kind farmer, who adopts Rasmus, an orphan who left the orphanage to find himself parents. A police man is also part of the story. Buts its a lovely story, nothing inappropriate.
"All I know is that he doesn't need Jane he's all good himself" I died😂😂😂
Emmaka Mullins is very funny 😂
Ahahha
Listen to Ellen after she says he doesn't need Jane..."He comes alone".....LOL 03:23
Emmaka Mullins you’re my friend call me Zack go after her now
Emmaka Mullins will good am just getting started
"This is E.T.'s finger...... I hope" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol LOL so much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MARYAMOY MUSABOEVA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When?
Unique Unicorn whaaaat
Vloggester Vlog I quoted Ellen
FIrst thought on the Tarzan toy. "What's so bad about that?
Presses button on the back."Ohhh.....!!"
I don't want to ruin the 69 likes
CooperGal24 same 😂
CooperGal24 Tarzan hes was doing for Jane hahaha non stop giving her milk
Sandra Howell lol
only dirty minded people will know😂😂😂
4:20 E.T.’s finger is used to light up your night 😂
420
420
Nice
420
No . He lights up your life....
3:00 I think Ellen is having way to much fun with the “button”
Isn't Ellen lesbian?
Nick Name yeah
@@nickname2993 I thought she was american
200th like
omggg the Tarzan one xD "he does not need Jane, he comes alone" lmfaoooo xD
😂😂I died on that one
Lol!!
Disney is Illuminati
Duh!
tarzan is realy horny bahahahaha
xxladybug94 I
Well, he's been in the jungle, alone, for so long.
yup lolololol
Hahahaha😂
You're absolutelt right 😂😂
come on he was the king of the jungle really he can do anything he want
@@ibrhamabbas9257 yes but there were like no humans in that jungle till that girl showed up (haven't seen the movie in ages so don't remember plot or any1s name besides Tarzan)
I thought the Tarzan toy was supposed to go AAAHHH AHH AHH!!!! while he’s beating his stick.
Welp he’s beating something 😁😂
Well, he sure is “beating his stick”, if you know what I mean
Sorry but I don't understand?
JimBob 1 The jungle call that Tarzan makes in the jungle he makes the same sound beating off that’s what I’m trying to say
@@jimbob-1 Basically he's beating his duck hard in his farm, the duck is the only animal he has.
I think half the audience missed the “ he COMES alone” joke
😂😂
Oh no🤣🤣
😂
2:00 Who would want to play with a wineo.
Ellen: *plays with wineo and breaking bad doll*
Does your child complain about everything? Does your child have an unemployed mom or dad? Is your child feeling (un)entitled? Do you want to put the 'fun' in dys'fun'ctional? Has your family hit rock bottom?..or are they at the top of the food chain? Well wait no more! Introducing Wally- Lego's shiftless, homeless, win-o! Complete with warrants, pink slips, insurance cancellation & mental hospital early release forms. Guaranteed to go one of two ways- dysfunctional families can feel like 'The Brady Bunch' compared to Wally the Wino...or healthy families can feel even more entitled and superior! Get yours while supplies last- hurry! Before your child learns empathy!
Ellen is a grown up child 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Asiangirl 1029 aren't we all?
Vera not me!!!!!🚶🏽♀️
Yup.
Gedese D you’re so edgy. want a cookie?
TOTALLY
I feel like those breaking bad dolls are not for playing with but more like a collectible
I have 4 of them and they are. They don't move
Yea
They are. My friends dad has one
Yeah, I buy FNAF and marvel stuff but I'm not gonna play with it, it's just for decor XD
TheGACFan2011 then you sell them for meth 😂😂jk
Ellen: this is the toy you give to your kid.... the middle child.
Me: ....ouch
nico hataki same
Ouch to me too 😐
I am the oldest, the youngest and the middle brother who am I ?
@@A-01-Thmm I'm not very clever but okay I'll bite- you're the middle step or half-brother, and/or adopted? Or perhaps you're the surviving brother of multiples?? I gotta know now lol
Tanya Ortego I am actually an only child
Child: "Mom! where's my E.T. finger?"
Mom: 😏
That is good
🤣🤣🤣
Bruh 💀
"It's in the drawer in my nightstand. But _don't look in there!"_
You went to far there buddy
"This is E.T finger" "I hope" 😂😂😂😂 oh dear, Ellen never stops making me laugh
My mum has the special edition vibrating E.T's finger.
+Milf Are you on her account right now?
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fucking died laughing.
I have one
lol !!
The breaking bad dolls were maybe not supposed to be toys but for collectors?!
+DasPikachu ITS NOT A DOLL ITS AN ACTION FIGURE GOSH
AznNinja89
Whatever, English is not even my language, I don't really care about the difference between dolls and action figures I am happy to use the right verb forms xD
+DasPikachu Ofcourse, it's só stupid they took them out. Kids under 5 aren't going to buy something expensive if they don't like the show, parents will make sure the kids under 15 don't watch the show, tadah.
Also, I noticed the German words in your name, are you German?
+Widdekuu91 *Oh, where I said 5, I meant an age like 8 or something. Kids that don't know the show don't care about the action-figure, you can put plastic drugs-needles in the shop and 8 year old could care less, they'd want the toy-car.
Widdekuu91
Yes, my thoughts too :D And yes, I'm German. The other question would be,why did Toys R Us sell them and why would an adult go there?
Ellen is amazing. and the only talk show host I find really funny
Amanda Foster sa
Same
Amanda A. same shes the best xD
Amanda A. What about conan
Amanda A. Steve Harvey
Try Graham Norton then. ;)
"you're supposed to use the finger to.. mmm.." I'm dead
Lol I'm a lds member, that missionaries toy is hilarious
Anna Edler I used to sell those missionary toys, and we would have to restock them pretty regularly.
I too am an LDS which branch are you in
I don't get what's wrong with the other toys
I had the Tarzan figure now my childhood is Ruined thanks Ellen
Jack McDonnell Its not Ellen's fault... It's your fault Becuz ur Dirty Minded
*Okasu Nayumi*, right. XD
@@okasunayumi3660
OML Good one XD
😂😂😂
At least we know how tarzan built up them biceps.
Dear god
lo freacking l
Playmobile have always had super strange toys
as for Tarzan..that's wrong
They sold the ET finger at my school book fair in elementary school 😂
I thought they just sell books.
@@markrodriguez9442 In book fair they sell everything i got to one where they re selling toys... there´s car movie toys and other things...
I love ellen. I was a missionary and loved it. I really like her sense of humor :)
when ellen said the middle child i was like "ha.., very funny 😢"
Celine Tanedy same
Celine Tanedy I don't get it
Haha same
Celine Tanedy well I'm the youngest so 😭
SAME
Dammm itt......I'm the middle child😂😩
Me too hahaha
Huhhh me 3
same haha, I was offended!
Me too bro...
Sama here bro
you should attach that ET finger to mr. Tarzan and push the button behind him repeatedly and wait for the magic!
omg yes
+minh nguyen but first give him som meth and then arrest him as hes doing his business in front of those missionary. lol
Hahaha! I can't breathe!😂😂😂😂
Then turn on the light on ets finger
YOUR DISGUSTING! !!
"Your are supposed to use the finger to phone home" Yeah we knew that XD
OH MY GOSH , she is such a wonderful kind person of which always brightens my mood no matter of which I am in. Thanks Ellen. You are awesome. All the best to you and family always.
By far one of the best Ellen Monologues ever. Fucking hilarious
this is et's finger..i hope!😂😂
This was posted 4 years ago.
This Christmas some enterprising young liberal should reduce the size of ET's finger by 90%, paint it orange, and repackage it as trump's hand.
The drug dealer could be sold if its face and hands were painted brown, and it was sold on packages of 3000 and labeled as a "Caravan of Mexicans".
Raise the price by a factor of 10 and watch MAGAS buy the entire inventory at the next trump rally.
The Missionaries might be popular again if they were all wearing red MAGA hats.
I'm LDS and when I saw the missionary dolls I lost it 😂 where were these when I was a kid haha
LOL!!! SAME!!! I'm LDS two!!!
Same here! I would have them kept on my shelf.
I thought the same thing XD
I'm lds too
Salty Savannah lol me too...only mormons will understand those toys
"Hello kids! Meet my friend Crystal!"
“All i know he doesn’t need Jane” hahahahAhahahahahahahahahahHahah 😂😂😂😂
He COMES alone😐
"He comes alone."
IM LAUGHING MORE THAN I SHOULD
"He doesn't need Jane, he comes alone,"
died of laughter
" all I know is that he doesn't need jane" 😂😂
I had that Tarzan action figure...now it totally makes sense to me why my older brother could never stop laughing whenever I'd play with it...
I love how much fun Ellen was having while playing with the toys.
OMG that Tarzan figure is sooo old! I had the same when I was a kid. Now, I understand why everybody in my family laughed everytime I played with it.. -.-
I'm Mormon and I think the missionary toy is just crazy
My Family makes them
I think they are dumb
Kevin Nygaard
Do they make toys or missionaries?
Im sure they did one and still do the other
Ikr!! I didnt think they would go that far for our missionaries! Hahah but it was kinda cool😂
Kevin Nygaard well if you think they are dumb plz go away, its a littlee offensive for mormons, not for me but maybe for other ppl
I died. Gods I love Ellen!
Percy Jackson?
Spectre pjo fan?
Meadow-lynn Boychuk Who?
***** lol no, I don't follow a monotheistic religion, so I use plurals.
OMFG ARE YOU A DEMIGOD??? WHO'S YOUR GODLY PARENT???
*jane walks in on Tarzan*
*jane* : TARZAN!! HOW COULD U?!?!
*tarzen* : LEAVE!!!
I watch Ellen to tighten up my stomach muscles!😂
I'm actually collector of action figures, I'm 15 years old I love Breaking bad and I just need to get that figure !!!
What are you even doing here? Run to the store before they aren't there anymore!
I already ordered them ;)
Hutss Good, proud of ya
Yàdāng Shīzi the avatar has returned!
Let set something strait, the whole "mormon missionary action figure" was NOT offensive in any way. I am LDS and its true, missionaries have a knack for showing up right before you eat dinner.
The joke she made was not disrespectful, and she did not mean it to be disrespectful. Sorry if you disagree
Rain Dodge yeah! im a mormon too!
#mormonlds
Rain Dodge exactly
Avery Dodge I agree. I’m LDS as well. The missionaries are wonderful!
You’re all morons
Lol I'm LDS too it was honestly pretty funny 😂
I'm the middle child...
Well hope your enjoying your cop arresting the drunk toy 😀 , nah jk , don't mean to make fun of you
Same😂😅
+Judith Castaneda Same I was like ummm no thank you...
Same. I get ya
same
No one:
Ellen:
*YOU ARE ALL GETING A 35 INCH ROKU TV FOR NO REASON*
3:03 isn’t that Kelly McCreary from Grey’s Anatomy on the left?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!! 😂 I THINK SO!!
To be fair the one from breaking bad is for the people that are fans. They are the people you see at events like comic con. And they really aren't meant for playing but for collecting.
3:03 is that an actress in Grey's Anatomy, the one in the orange blazer?
Abigail Horn yes it's her
Ikr I was wondering if it was her
It's maggie
Yeah!! It's Maggie!!
Maggie pierce
Children shouldn't even know what breaking bad is.
My parents watch it and I watch it and I'm .. Trolololololololol
Ellen:
Audience : *Looks at dolls*
Also Audience : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"This is E.T.'s finger.. I hope..."
LMAO I CANT BREATHE 😝 😂
If you're a Grey's Anatomy fan go to 3:03...do you see Maggie Pierce???
OMG! I just did! I had to scroll down to see if anyone else did! XD * high five *
OH MY GOSH!! It's her!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱
I had to make sure I wasn't the only one lol.
I SAW IT TOO
OMG YES I JUST SAW IT and made a comment about her before reading this hahaha
U SHOULD HAVE MIRANDA SINGS ON YOUR SHOW!!! I LOVE HERR
That tarzan doll - that's what I call an ACTION figure! Lol
Whenever I'm sad I watch your show It makes me feel happy😊.
LMAO. Mistakes were made in toy history 😂
"All I know is he doesn't need Jane." LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:00 I mean there is a huge market for collector's figurines.
Many adults (and 15 year olds like myself) enjoy having physical representations of their favorite characters just because they look cool.
I know Ellen is a comedian but this is for those people that are clueless to these facts.
If those are your favorite characters then you need a new hobby kid. Also, why are you even watching this? Ellen's video's arnt even aimed at kids. Back in your age I'd use to watch Tom And Jerry, not give big sounding 'adult' lectures on youtube.
@@zrex2metagor people don't watch TV anymore
She meant as in people playing with them not keeping them ornamental 😶
@@zrex2metagor : Wow, did YOU miss the point! That's a _whoosh_ to the power of ten!
zrex2metagor whats wrong with you
Love Ellen she's to hilarious. The toy one made me laughter so hard I have spasms
+Mamawind Wind
Say Hi to mr and mrs Spasms for me! it's been a while :D
I will
I love Ellen's smile 😍
When she took out the missionary toys I got excited bc....you know I'm mormon
Just a straight girl same though 😂
At 3:02 is that Kelly McCreary from Grey's Anatomy?
that does look like her!
Oh my goodness
+Gunter Foust YEES!
+Gunter Foust i was thinking the same!!
it must be her!
I think Ellen can have fun with a piece of tissue paper hahaha
It even says collectible figure -_-" plus it loses value if you take it out of the packaging for collectors
I know. It is so frustrating that toddlers can have their own gun which can kill people but a breaking bad collectable for adults is bad.
I would love those figures tbf but still.
They should sell it just not at toys r' us, where they are suppose to sell kids toys.
Piper Hansen Same thing can be said for games not for children being sold in Toys r us. Also apparantly there is a whole section of collectable figures for 15 years and up...they are not for kids either. Also toys r us caters for more than just kids so i think you are missing the whole point.
Piper Hansen Most children would have never heard of breaking bad or walter white so have zero interest in them in the first place. I guess it is ok to sell real looking toy guns for children but a figure for adults to collect is bad.
Toys r us sell games with violence and swearing in but noone has made a fuss about that. The whole thing is petty and pathetic. The original woman who complained is beyond sad. If she is parenting properly, her child would have no interest in one of the many collectable Toys r us sells.
Omg! The Tarzan one lol. Also 'this is E.Ts finger.........i hope' lol.
I Love how she plays with them and interact them together.
Is that Kelly McCreary from Grey's Anatomy in the Audience??????????
Jamilah Sandoval yes it's her
Yesssss
@@sageblair9342 who knows, maybe
Jamilah Sandoval what is your question my pouches
Jamilah Sandoval sorry about that
What the... 3:03 Is that in the audience Kelly McCreary aka Dr. Maggie Pierce from Grey's Anatomy or am I completely crazy?
I noticed the exact same thing!!!
yes it was her. :)
I was about to right That down as well ! Ahah I thought I would Be the only one to notice !:)
Phillip Luke Ian
"He does not need Jane..." xD
I always watch the ad till the end because I want Ellen to have nice things in life!
Is it only me who found all those toys cool. I would love to keep em as a collection
''he comes alone''! lol.
Grown ups buy action figures too, mainly to collect and display them.
Pregnant Barbie is another toy I thought was odd. You would pop her belly off, take out the baby, then pop the belly back in...
For the last 2 weeks I’ve been watching Ellen nonstop
I'm Mormon and found the missionary thing funny.
"They show up at your door right before dinner!"
"Ah turn your eyes you don't need to see that!"
"Ah you need at flier for that!"
Ahhh... Ellen and her awesome humor :3
Tarzan's really excited...
OMG that tarzan toy was a gift for my bday when i was a kid i didnt know it will gonna be worth something right now wish i have kept it XD LOL
If she laughs...every one laughs.....♥️♥️♥️♥️
She is really adorable♥️♥️♥️♥️
Haha! My 6 year old walked in during Tarzan and obviously doesn't understand this stuff. He said Tarzan could have an axe or something in his hand so it's like he's chopping or fighting. Then he said we need to get 10 E. T. fingers to have for each finger. Aww so innocent.
Glad walter white is off the shelves because toy guns and all the war games and also actual guns(MURICA) sold to kids is totally fine....
Honestly it's insane I will
Be upset about something and I'll just watch Ellen and just makes me cheer up every time I thank her sm for making me smile:)
Fact: the ET finger light got remade. It is now the whole hand. :p
well how fucking wonderful then
The ad that pops up on my screen EVERYTIME:
PITERA
"Youthful hands, Youthful looking hands!"
Oh my God! I almost fell out of the sofa from laughing watching Tarzan. LOL.
Of course Ellen Thinks you can trust Disney. I Mean, no Disney, no Pixar. No Pixar, no Dory.
well breaking bad appeals to grown up and there are quite a lot of people collecting Action Figures, so if a toy is marked for 15 and above its most likely a collectors thing
"if I have to see it, u have to see it." Ellen shares everything 😂
"......let's say it together, the middle child" omg I'm done 😂😂😂😂
I love you Ellen,i enjoy watching your show💗
im pretty familiar with missionaries
u kno
cuz im mormon
Same....
I'm Christian
+Lily Jane me to
Congratulations?
Same lol
Mum, I want that Tarzan toy
Mum: Son, we already have one
*Tarzan toy at home*
Maggie from Greys Anatomy was in the audience when Ellen showed the Tarzan doll.
I just spewed iced tea out my nose. Thanks Ellen!
The playmobil one is from a novel by Astrid Lindgren, a popular swedish kids book author. I read lots of her books when I was a child. Everyone probably knows at least one of her storys. So this toy is about “Rasmus und der Landstreicher“. The “winer“ is a kind farmer, who adopts Rasmus, an orphan who left the orphanage to find himself parents. A police man is also part of the story. Buts its a lovely story, nothing inappropriate.