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  • @faikafarahelashry8624
    @faikafarahelashry8624 8 років тому +2609

    I told Siri I love you and she told me 'oh I bet you say that to all your Apple products '

  • @bhavyapanwar1273
    @bhavyapanwar1273 5 років тому +1392

    It took me 4 minutes and 30 seconds to realize that this video was made 9 years back
    By the way anyone from 2021?
    Edit: So I am going to edit this comment every year which I originally commented in 2019 lol

  • @Dash95578
    @Dash95578 5 років тому +157

    Haha, “the new iPhone”
    That thing is so old now. Crazy how time flies. 2019 anyone?

    • @shinichi0271
      @shinichi0271 5 років тому +2

      got that right!!!

    • @Barowiczkrzytina
      @Barowiczkrzytina 5 років тому +1

      I’m here

    • @puj71
      @puj71 5 років тому

      Pak u

    • @streamhuh
      @streamhuh 4 роки тому

      @@puj71 lamguage Kid.

    • @puj71
      @puj71 4 роки тому

      @@streamhuh Im 200 years older than you, J, I tell u.

  • @riskybisky1127
    @riskybisky1127 9 років тому +352

    Siri is not only funny but also sarcastic. Very.

    • @freespiritable
      @freespiritable 5 років тому +1

      Guess it's made by a cynical nerd.

    • @1158supersiri
      @1158supersiri 4 роки тому

      that chat was scripted are really dumb...

  • @TheSonnyTeam
    @TheSonnyTeam 11 років тому +255

    When I told Siri I loved her, she told me ''I bet you say that to all your apple products'' xD

  • @rosesic
    @rosesic 9 років тому +716

    "Its a women who lives in here" 😂😂😂😂 i was weak

  • @lavie9444
    @lavie9444 10 років тому +2080

    "Siri, Whats the meaning of life?"
    "Sorry, I Kant answer that."
    Surprised no one got this...Kant refers to Immanuel Kant, a central figure in philosophy that most notably concerned himself with the relationship between reason and human experience. Siri got jokes. :P

    • @lavie9444
      @lavie9444 10 років тому +125

      Aww, butthurt much?

    • @parismosely7902
      @parismosely7902 10 років тому +6

      Lol your so fucking lame (x ew

    • @missnawal
      @missnawal 10 років тому +77

      Paris Mosely *you're

    • @marshawn_ing
      @marshawn_ing 10 років тому +27

      Paris Mosely Yes, yes, I know I'm late but I now know that you're a failed troll. Go back under your bridge.

    • @cesiarodriguez8123
      @cesiarodriguez8123 10 років тому +7

      yeah thats what i thought! is Kant...

  • @caballerokebab
    @caballerokebab 11 років тому +173

    That Immanuel Kant pun lol

    • @bicarbonat1
      @bicarbonat1 10 років тому +5

      And I wonder how many people there got it

    • @Avara555
      @Avara555 10 років тому +2

      42 likes, nice

    • @Shaggy-ti1yj
      @Shaggy-ti1yj 10 років тому +1

      Kan YOU NOT.

    • @Shaggy-ti1yj
      @Shaggy-ti1yj 9 років тому

      that was pretty funny to me Ha

  • @itsbarkernotbaker
    @itsbarkernotbaker 8 років тому +73

    When she asked what's the meaning of life, Siri said Kant as in the philosopher

    • @rd7002
      @rd7002 8 років тому +8

      She didnt get that joke :P

  • @shadowthatplayed1382
    @shadowthatplayed1382 8 років тому +231

    I asked Siri what's the meaning of life and she said that's a movie

  • @626F62
    @626F62 8 років тому +102

    Kant is the name of a philosopher whos work sometimes revolved about the human experience.

  • @anoushaeshah2413
    @anoushaeshah2413 5 років тому +22

    Ellen: **breathes**
    Audience: **laughs**
    😂😂

  • @Pipinha1998
    @Pipinha1998 9 років тому +229

    Didn't anyone in the studio understand the Kant pun? It was a good pun.

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 9 років тому +9

      It was really good 😂 But what do you expect from the US?

    • @blobdragon2678
      @blobdragon2678 9 років тому

      can u explain it?

    • @Pipinha1998
      @Pipinha1998 9 років тому +24

      +Eyob Tadessa Sure (: Kant was a philosopher, therefore, when Ellen made such a deep and philosophical question, Siri made a pun with his name. I hope it helped (:

    • @nikolasrodriguez2602
      @nikolasrodriguez2602 9 років тому

      +Filipa Combo thanks!

    • @Pipinha1998
      @Pipinha1998 9 років тому +1

      +Nikolas Rodriguez you're welcome (:

  • @awesomemushroom5666
    @awesomemushroom5666 9 років тому +331

    Are you SIRIous? Get it?
    No?...
    Ok...
    You SIRIously don't get it?

  • @aureatetm859
    @aureatetm859 8 років тому +470

    Ellen should be the voice of Siri instead of what's her name tbh

    • @juliusrabbito9579
      @juliusrabbito9579 8 років тому +18

      not really, i mean thus woman i8s a voice actress for airports, Old ATMS and other stuff

    • @zunf
      @zunf 8 років тому +17

      She's the voice for Dory in Finding nemo

    • @godlordhunter
      @godlordhunter 8 років тому +1

      +Zunfix finding dory*

    • @zunf
      @zunf 8 років тому +3

      and finding nemo

    • @vehrtigo1422
      @vehrtigo1422 8 років тому +1

      Sílєnα Bєαurєgαrd Susan bennet

  • @fvnt0miix953
    @fvnt0miix953 9 років тому +525

    Did Ellen get the "Kant" joke? She just said it's interesting that Siri spelled it with a K, but the meaning is a lot deeper lol

    • @Jonathan-so2hu
      @Jonathan-so2hu 9 років тому +1

      ?

    • @fvnt0miix953
      @fvnt0miix953 9 років тому

      Jonathan Feng ? ur not getting it?

    • @Theopium
      @Theopium 9 років тому +41

      +FVNT0M IIX Dude. Its still USA. As if they know shit about other things than war and food.

    • @MI-qx4lc
      @MI-qx4lc 9 років тому +28

      +Jonathan Feng Immanuel Kant, Kant the second name of a german philosopher

    • @carax8691
      @carax8691 9 років тому +9

      Nope. The queen of jokes didn't get it. Shame on her :)

  • @Trenii
    @Trenii 9 років тому +573

    We didn't expect any american to get the Kant joke anyway.

    • @vision716
      @vision716 9 років тому +10

      I'm British and I don't understand it.

    • @vision716
      @vision716 9 років тому +13

      +Hiren Gaming Oh wait nevermind, I guess it's the guy who like made a theory of the meaning of life or something.

    • @maianelson3794
      @maianelson3794 9 років тому +4

      What does it mean

    • @jessicaharmon2627
      @jessicaharmon2627 9 років тому +4

      +Navy_Blue Arrow it's just a reference to Emanuel kant

    • @elodie.silver547
      @elodie.silver547 8 років тому +5

      We have this theme every year in our lessons, but I never heard that joke! So funny xD Immanuel Kant is one of the founder (do you say that in english? i have no idea ) of the century of light / french revolution

  • @ashleylarocque4500
    @ashleylarocque4500 8 років тому +83

    never watch ellen at 4 in the morning. my laughing just woke my 15 yr old brother, 9 year old sister and pregnant step mom they are mas at me right now oppps

    • @iah6417
      @iah6417 8 років тому +3

      Ashley Larocque
      Those are some oddly unrelated descriptions

  • @subroy7123
    @subroy7123 9 років тому +82

    I Kant answer that. Absolutely brilliant!! :D

  • @sonitadjos9890
    @sonitadjos9890 5 років тому +3

    I love you Ellen I watch your show and make me laugh every time

  • @leigharitchie
    @leigharitchie 8 років тому +177

    its 2016, and thats the iPhone 4 when we got the iPhone 7 rn.....DEAD

    • @kyleeann2498
      @kyleeann2498 8 років тому +2

      Lol❤️😂

    • @janapitzalis750
      @janapitzalis750 8 років тому +21

      Leigha Ritchie this video was made in 2012😑

    • @TechOff
      @TechOff 8 років тому +1

      Leigha Ritchie That was the iPhone 4s, the first iPhone with Siri.

    • @focused3660
      @focused3660 8 років тому +6

      Well, in 2025 people will have iphone 10 and they will say the same thing...

    • @mubasshirakhann
      @mubasshirakhann 8 років тому +1

      the video was uploaded on 2012

  • @onlyangeisivy6199
    @onlyangeisivy6199 7 років тому +10

    I love Ellen she is so funny. I wish to meet her someday.❤💗😊✌

  • @newplanets
    @newplanets 11 років тому

    Crazy!!! The first think that came on at the end was Saddle Ranch. I was there last night for my very first time!!! LOVED THE PLACE!!!

  • @amylamb7794
    @amylamb7794 8 років тому +5

    Almost woke my mum up by laughing it's 03:33am I just love Ellen

  • @leenmuhtadi
    @leenmuhtadi 9 років тому +4

    She is absolutely gorgeous ❤ I adore her!

  • @physiovitals1735
    @physiovitals1735 8 років тому +54

    I love your show, it's awesome , fan from INDIA🤘

  • @lujainaakz1630
    @lujainaakz1630 5 років тому +7

    Watching this in 2019 makes it even more funny😂😂😂😂😂💔

  • @CookieCha
    @CookieCha 10 років тому +57

    I asked the question what is the meaning of life to my Siri She answered with "All evidence to date suggests chocolate"

  • @bethmerryfield7186
    @bethmerryfield7186 5 років тому

    I love learning something new every day. It keeps us sharp.

  • @KarelleTremblay
    @KarelleTremblay 11 років тому +9

    Kant is a philosopher haha!

  • @dimps899
    @dimps899 8 років тому +2

    When I say I love you Siri, she said that's sweet...

  • @leodasilva7362
    @leodasilva7362 8 років тому +1162

    who is watching in 2017?

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 9 років тому +1

    The "Kant" joke was fucking awesome, it shows that machines truly have surpassed human intellect.

    • @TheFauCheuse
      @TheFauCheuse 9 років тому +2

      +rock3tcat (ⵙⴰⵔⵓⵅ) You do realize humans wrote all the answers siri gives, right?

  • @momosmoma
    @momosmoma 8 років тому +51

    That was a joke about Immanuel Kant!! Ellen didn't got it..

  • @susiesmith7694
    @susiesmith7694 8 років тому

    Watching in 2016. Love the "Kant" reference! Love Ellen. Gotta love Siri

  • @endergirl_YTdraws
    @endergirl_YTdraws 5 років тому +30

    Ellen:“who’s got the new iPhone?”
    Me who hasn’t looked at the date: “wow apples making them smaller?!”
    Me: (finally looks at the date)
    Me: oh wait it was made in 2012

  • @aliciapetersson4901
    @aliciapetersson4901 4 місяці тому +1

    Old Siri was totally roasting apple users. And I should said to Siri. You don’t write the letter cant with a k. It’s with an c.

  • @LenujKhan
    @LenujKhan 6 років тому +5

    Steve Harvey brings me here! Lol

  • @teamthemboy9406
    @teamthemboy9406 8 років тому

    I love you Ellen and your show

  • @nostalgiakid100
    @nostalgiakid100 10 років тому +62

    Kant = Immanuel Kant. Read up on your philosophy peeps! Best joke I've seen all week!

    • @irishkk88
      @irishkk88 9 років тому +3

      +Adam Goldstein Everyone other than Ellen knows who Kant is.

    • @LuisReyes-jr3vp
      @LuisReyes-jr3vp 7 років тому

      irishkk99 I don't either

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 років тому

      Adam Goldstein I feel weak

  • @Block-sphere
    @Block-sphere 7 років тому

    I LOVE ELLEN SHOW ,IT MAKES ME HAPPY AT THIS TIME WHEN AM BATTLING WITH DEPRESSION

  • @haileybastian4041
    @haileybastian4041 8 років тому +19

    i was waiting for 0 divided by 0

    • @savann-gp2yz
      @savann-gp2yz 8 років тому +5

      Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you divide them by 0. See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

    • @floral8061
      @floral8061 8 років тому +1

      Siri is savage

  • @crazycreators2803
    @crazycreators2803 8 років тому +1

    Ellen, ask her to tell you a story because the story she will tell you is really funny. Please

  • @crisscross5194
    @crisscross5194 7 років тому +6

    *I've met people like you before*
    I burst out laughing! ,

  • @jessispina506
    @jessispina506 11 років тому +2

    I asked my Siri "What's the meaning of life" and I got "I give up"

    • @MusicisWOW
      @MusicisWOW 11 років тому +2

      I got 'A film.' LOL

  • @isabelametollari9261
    @isabelametollari9261 5 років тому +4

    Crazy how it’s been 7 years and she still hasn’t aged a bit wow.

  • @yvonnech6803
    @yvonnech6803 9 років тому +1

    "Siri, can you hear me"
    is the new
    "Hello, can you hear me?"

  • @planetr5445
    @planetr5445 11 років тому +10

    Hi ellen
    U make me smile

  • @gagamonsters5433
    @gagamonsters5433 5 років тому +1

    If there was a movie about that ,
    I'll watch it

  • @jaymeow4273
    @jaymeow4273 9 років тому +4

    That Kant joke made me so happy lol

    • @OneShadowHeart
      @OneShadowHeart 9 років тому

      +Jay Dow Can you explain it please?

    • @jaymeow4273
      @jaymeow4273 9 років тому +1

      +OneShadowHeart Of course :) Back in I believe the 1700's there was a philosopher named Emanuel Kant, and he dealt with a bunch of different philosophical ideas. Hope this helped :)

    • @jaymeow4273
      @jaymeow4273 9 років тому

      +OneShadowHeart Immanual***

    • @OneShadowHeart
      @OneShadowHeart 9 років тому

      Jay Dow So it is just a reference to him?

    • @jaymeow4273
      @jaymeow4273 9 років тому

      +OneShadowHeart yeah

  • @memeguyTM
    @memeguyTM 6 років тому

    Cortana is king of understanding the human voice.

  • @hiraashraf5527
    @hiraashraf5527 8 років тому +16

    lol i thought she is going to meet susan the lady who provided siri's voice

    • @TygerConverseBLMA
      @TygerConverseBLMA 7 років тому

      Hira ashraf *Sides up next to you slowly, playing Dap's new video*

  • @nadael-borrno461
    @nadael-borrno461 7 років тому

    Omg watching this 5 years later!

  • @xlatimer24x
    @xlatimer24x 8 років тому +8

    ask siri to beat box

  • @ihatechocolate6621
    @ihatechocolate6621 4 роки тому

    " the new iphone " that got siri looll

  • @jazmyngomez8659
    @jazmyngomez8659 6 років тому +3

    I thought siri was a robot , But she isn't robot. She is Susan benett

  • @isabellechandler3407
    @isabellechandler3407 4 роки тому +1

    Siri sounded super depressed.

  • @verlyn595
    @verlyn595 6 років тому +10

    I once asked siri "What is zero devided by zero ?" and she replied " Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies each person get ? See, it doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you're sad that you have no friends."
    :")

  • @jon1574
    @jon1574 8 років тому

    Ellen your programs are awesome ...thank you Ellen..u called askhaya from india...amaging that program ellen

  • @bookkwormmsoccergirl3617
    @bookkwormmsoccergirl3617 7 років тому +3

    Can't believe this was 5 years ago

  • @devanshishah7901
    @devanshishah7901 8 років тому +1

    Lov u Ellen.....😘😘

  • @ariellewinemaker1423
    @ariellewinemaker1423 11 років тому +31

    Ask her 'who let the dogs out?'

  • @mukundrathi7302
    @mukundrathi7302 5 років тому +1

    Siri has got some insane sense of humour...🙏😂👌

  • @omnificentgaming9508
    @omnificentgaming9508 8 років тому +10

    I am watching this video in 2016 and she said the latest I phone and showed it and I'm like, WHOA THATS SO OLD! That's like a iPhone 3 :O them I check the video description and it says 2012, ohh

  • @queueq9388
    @queueq9388 7 років тому

    Say hello, Siri.
    Hello, Siri!
    *NAILED IT*

  • @suchirpeyyeti2303
    @suchirpeyyeti2303 8 років тому +85

    Ask Siri to beatbox

  • @Tricks_53
    @Tricks_53 7 років тому +1

    I asked Siri what she looked like and she said ‘in the cloud no one cares what you look like’

  • @rouakrimi
    @rouakrimi 10 років тому +71

    Kant the philosopher. Did people rlly understand that??

  • @carldevis
    @carldevis 6 років тому

    Goddddd im stuck with Ellen again from last 5 hours :)))))

  • @ErzaScarlet1993
    @ErzaScarlet1993 9 років тому +3

    Siri I love You

  • @youtubeaccount5061
    @youtubeaccount5061 9 років тому

    I told Siri I loved her and she replied with " I bet u say that to all of ur Apple products " 😂😂

  • @KeeBui
    @KeeBui 8 років тому +7

    has anyone noticed that when you go fullscreen on a video, the minimize icon in the bottom right looks like the symbol of the german empire?

  • @criscelus8731
    @criscelus8731 7 років тому +1

    When I said I love you to Siri... Siri replied "I know"... And again I said... It replied "that's sweet"

  • @kamir1609
    @kamir1609 10 років тому +13

    Dear Ellen,
    Kant with a "K" is Immanuel Kant :) He was a German philosopher in 18th century ;)

  • @HarleyQuinn4life
    @HarleyQuinn4life 9 років тому +1

    lol " i think ill dance right now " Siri: " i found 11 dance clubs in your area " :P

  • @xxunicornpowerxx2983
    @xxunicornpowerxx2983 8 років тому +155

    Who's watching this in 2016 😂😂😂

  • @vicky_s9863
    @vicky_s9863 6 років тому

    I asked Siri if she loves me and she answered 'Look...A PUPPY!'

  • @elizaadams3850
    @elizaadams3850 5 років тому +5

    The phone is so old and the Siri background is too, is anyone from 2019 and just watching this now

  • @cowboylikeabby
    @cowboylikeabby 7 років тому +1

    Lol this episode is so old 😂😂😂 I'm going to the Ellen show on my 16th birthday with my mom and sister

  • @jasminesuxx4939
    @jasminesuxx4939 8 років тому +11

    am I the only one who got the"Kant" joke when Ellen asked the meaning of life? (Thank God for Catholic schools)

    • @lilyevans3349
      @lilyevans3349 8 років тому

      jasminesuxx. Ich denke sie hat es verstanden und nur sozusagen einen weiteren Witz gemacht, und so getan als hätte sie es nichz verstanden

    • @ConnorEtch
      @ConnorEtch 8 років тому

      Nope, she was speaking of the philosopher called Immanuel Kant

  • @Tehzeeb_rizvi
    @Tehzeeb_rizvi 3 роки тому +2

    im still here

  • @TheSghetty
    @TheSghetty 8 років тому +3

    Kant ❤️

  • @gracehan8385
    @gracehan8385 8 років тому

    The Kant joke... Lmao, good job Apple.

  • @darciepugh7460
    @darciepugh7460 9 років тому +3

    What's 0 divided by 0, talk dirty to me , tell me a knock knock joke
    Also work

  • @NG-nn2ny
    @NG-nn2ny 5 років тому +2

    Should have told Siri to beat box and rap😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LordPeinSama.
    @LordPeinSama. 8 років тому +7

    thought she was gonna pick up a 6S but then realized that the video was from 2012...

  • @shawmou3493
    @shawmou3493 3 роки тому

    This is hilarious and funny at the same time!

  • @milesrosenberg82
    @milesrosenberg82 9 років тому +3

    that used to be the NEW iphone wow

    • @EDJK
      @EDJK 8 років тому

      +Melz Belz lol right!!! now i have the 6s plus i never owned a iphone back then lol i was a android user from 8th grade to now lol (senior in high school) just got my 6s plus 2 days ago idk how to use this thing lmao

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn 6 років тому

    Lol Kant say. 😂😂😂 I don't know who came up with that, but that's a good one. Just brilliant

  • @krishnarenjith2357
    @krishnarenjith2357 5 років тому +3

    Who's watching this in 2019??

  • @moniquaadderley6077
    @moniquaadderley6077 6 років тому

    I LOVE U ELLEN

  • @hermionegranger6904
    @hermionegranger6904 8 років тому +5

    MUAHAHAH WE GOT iPhone 6 now

  • @alexwing4229
    @alexwing4229 9 років тому +1

    I love you ellen

  • @LogiicRainbow
    @LogiicRainbow 8 років тому +13

    so she's the one telling me I have 0 cookies and 0 friends mk

  • @jamiyalove1238
    @jamiyalove1238 8 років тому

    And she said I'm the wind under her wings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 років тому

      Jamiya Love123 you man hot wings

  • @seemashahrukhmulani9705
    @seemashahrukhmulani9705 6 років тому +3

    Hey 2018 anyone

  • @Sammy_-xv2iq
    @Sammy_-xv2iq 9 років тому

    this was posted on my BIRTHDAY!

  • @edenorbits3118
    @edenorbits3118 9 років тому +14

    Hey Ellen i wanted to know if u can add subtitiles im deaf

  • @perl834
    @perl834 4 роки тому +2

    2020 anyone??
    o ok just me i got it

  • @gadhasr6118
    @gadhasr6118 8 років тому +3

    i'm not capable of love...ohh..sounds like voldemort