Nikko Jenkins sentenced to death

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  • @gabesosa30
    @gabesosa30 4 роки тому +5774

    The terms and conditions agree to him.

  • @inf3321
    @inf3321 5 років тому +6336

    The name of Nikko Jenkins' dad is Nikko Jenkins Jr.

    • @araigumaxo3907
      @araigumaxo3907 5 років тому +75

      Best comment

    • @eoinkeane974
      @eoinkeane974 5 років тому +34

      InfinityPlusOne underrated comment

    • @mortiiswindir7897
      @mortiiswindir7897 5 років тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @dmpsix7417
      @dmpsix7417 5 років тому +20

      It's entirely possible... Kinda.
      Dad would be Jr or the "II" (second) making his son Niko that we see on video the third or "III"

    • @erichill612
      @erichill612 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

  • @Claudio-gv2lz
    @Claudio-gv2lz 5 років тому +3856

    meh, if he isnt executed he will be out in 450 years alive, trust me

  • @free_money1945
    @free_money1945 Рік тому +1188

    Even people on wheelchairs run away when they see this man

    • @josephinetracy1485
      @josephinetracy1485 Рік тому +53

      'Death' was afraid of getting sentenced to Nikko Jenkins

    • @bodycounts12
      @bodycounts12 10 місяців тому +18

      Yall funny asl

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 10 місяців тому

      Omg free money I’m you’re biggest fan!! Please will you sign my ballsak?

    • @raymondkwamie9966
      @raymondkwamie9966 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😊

    • @deznuey1327
      @deznuey1327 5 місяців тому +6

      even demons in hell can't even look at him

  • @Chadsgameroom13
    @Chadsgameroom13 5 років тому +13962

    This was the only man that 6ix9ine wouldn't snitch on...

    • @strawberrybudz8578
      @strawberrybudz8578 5 років тому +73

      Tommy Williams 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rosalindearp6923
      @rosalindearp6923 5 років тому +41

      LMAO!

    • @musawenkosisithole8594
      @musawenkosisithole8594 5 років тому +12

      No one:
      Lemme look some dating tips,WAIT WHAT!?
      UA-cam:after two years ma nigga,heres a suggestion from is💔😪

    • @Revelation13-8
      @Revelation13-8 5 років тому +39

      @Nathaly polanco he did that to him self while he was waiting on trail ... he looked normal before and during the crime

    • @irunurblockxx221
      @irunurblockxx221 5 років тому +3

      Tommy Williams bruh lmao

  • @kristoferschirmacher7232
    @kristoferschirmacher7232 4 роки тому +5097

    When this guy crosses the street, the cars look both ways

  • @demarcustrump7229
    @demarcustrump7229 4 роки тому +7189

    This is actually a serious thing but these comments are killing me💀💀💀

    • @morguenne
      @morguenne 4 роки тому +61

      same 😭

    • @haneenasad
      @haneenasad 4 роки тому +25

      IKRRR SHSHSHS 😂😂😂😭

    • @AaronGLP
      @AaronGLP 4 роки тому +44

      Frrrrrrr im dying but seeing the fam cry makes me confused lool

    • @opachkii
      @opachkii 4 роки тому +5

      bruhh fr

    • @avalerionbass
      @avalerionbass 4 роки тому +30

      They call these comments "Nikko Jenkins."

  • @ChaoBei
    @ChaoBei 5 місяців тому +187

    When he goes to sleep, Freddy Krueger has nightmares about him.

    • @christyisaac1886
      @christyisaac1886 4 місяці тому +3

      i wonder where all the michael myer,jason and freddy kreuger fans went..not to mention ghost face....also ur comment deserves more likes.

    • @John-tz2tx
      @John-tz2tx 3 місяці тому

      What you on about it’s her that’s the piece of crap.

  • @enjoysantana-
    @enjoysantana- 3 роки тому +7525

    When he cuts onions, the onions cry

  • @heythere2341
    @heythere2341 4 роки тому +9168

    when he installs windows, it accepts his terms and conditions.

  • @The95dimitar
    @The95dimitar 5 років тому +29773

    Dude looks like he played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    • @haxkztasy
      @haxkztasy 5 років тому +1581

      and he was all alone playin it.

    • @AdanF24
      @AdanF24 5 років тому +534

      Dude look like he took all those shots

    • @hunt2kill546
      @hunt2kill546 5 років тому +25

      =))))))

    • @not..A..channel
      @not..A..channel 5 років тому +36

      😂🤣

    • @TheArchetype91
      @TheArchetype91 5 років тому +60

      your arms look like they're bigger than his head; why do you think he looks so tough?

  • @MeesturKittie
    @MeesturKittie 9 місяців тому +147

    The IRS owes this guy taxes.

  • @kieranmarsden1760
    @kieranmarsden1760 3 роки тому +8377

    People get out of their wheelchairs to help him up the stairs

  • @TLJet
    @TLJet 4 роки тому +18329

    Man’s bald because hair is too scared to grow on his head.

    • @mrpig170
      @mrpig170 4 роки тому +530

      When his parents dropped him off at pre-school they was arrested for littering

    • @mariasm3217
      @mariasm3217 4 роки тому +91

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Don't you dare grow if you know what's good for ya!

    • @Breeze1
      @Breeze1 4 роки тому +91

      You were on top.comment.god

    • @22mor18
      @22mor18 4 роки тому +66

      Here from top comment god

    • @Whoistaae
      @Whoistaae 4 роки тому +5

      @@22mor18 same

  • @uractualfather
    @uractualfather 4 роки тому +5352

    I bet his teachers asked him if they could go to the bathroom

  • @glennhoddle10
    @glennhoddle10 2 роки тому +317

    Me : Coughs
    Nikko : 0:17
    Me : Migrates to Antartica

    • @kirbya9545
      @kirbya9545 9 місяців тому +27

      This the only comment that made me physically laugh 😂

    • @sudanesehacker
      @sudanesehacker 7 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Compy_5687
      @Compy_5687 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂

    • @rahulchintapatla7097
      @rahulchintapatla7097 3 місяці тому

      @@kirbya9545 lol same man the randomess of this joke is what got me

    • @Xenomorphenia
      @Xenomorphenia Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @sandersb8486
    @sandersb8486 4 роки тому +6744

    Niko’s father is named “Niko Junior”

  • @lebronjamesbandwagon5970
    @lebronjamesbandwagon5970 4 роки тому +3825

    Cops pulled this guy over to ask him if they were speeding too fast.

    • @niggabot8750
      @niggabot8750 4 роки тому +26

      LAMOAAOOAOAKAOA

    • @GachaGabbi
      @GachaGabbi 4 роки тому +38

      This comment is golden bro😭😭😭

    • @kms6340
      @kms6340 3 роки тому +12

      Funniest one yet

    • @vesuviusenigma7739
      @vesuviusenigma7739 3 роки тому +14

      I'm trying to come up with a comment but my tears are getting in the way 🤣

    • @carljohnson3845
      @carljohnson3845 3 роки тому +3

      I like leBron he's so good at the game

  • @parthapratimkalita1906
    @parthapratimkalita1906 4 роки тому +23613

    He looks like he can kill 2 Stones with one bird.

  • @pokemonmaster-pk7tx
    @pokemonmaster-pk7tx Рік тому +498

    When this man was born, his parents called him dad.

    • @joevarga5982
      @joevarga5982 9 місяців тому +11

      Keep working on it.

    • @planetr5201
      @planetr5201 4 місяці тому

      💀​@@joevarga5982

    • @eviljesus6111
      @eviljesus6111 4 місяці тому

      ​@@joevarga5982 he only works for Nikko Jenkins

    • @Kbloi101
      @Kbloi101 3 місяці тому

      0:05

  • @Lackifall
    @Lackifall 4 роки тому +3094

    When people trick or treat at nikkos house, they give him the candy

    • @lenter3265
      @lenter3265 4 роки тому +60

      They dont trick him, they only treat him.

    • @nelsoncenatus5775
      @nelsoncenatus5775 4 роки тому +6

      @@lenter3265 lol 😂😂

    • @MrAndyBearJr
      @MrAndyBearJr 3 роки тому +2

      Not anymore.

    • @elpri553
      @elpri553 3 роки тому +1

      Me : Ever Heard of Wes Watson??
      Nikko : west what ??

    • @ericshaun343
      @ericshaun343 3 роки тому +1

      Are you on team beako?

  • @harihari-uc4pf
    @harihari-uc4pf 3 роки тому +5579

    He tells his grandma that he ain't hungry

  • @ashishd.2590
    @ashishd.2590 4 роки тому +6102

    dude entering the court room like he is a UFC Fighter.

    • @brknsh6689
      @brknsh6689 4 роки тому +128

      When the head bully in school pulls up with the gang😂

    • @ReadyFreddy1011
      @ReadyFreddy1011 4 роки тому +8

      Cricket Freaks 🤣

    • @nabilleal2315
      @nabilleal2315 4 роки тому +12

      Or a ufc manager.

    • @Snakeeaterrr
      @Snakeeaterrr 4 роки тому +46

      everyone gangsta till death penalty

    • @abdulali9080
      @abdulali9080 4 роки тому +10

      Nobody will say it to his face though! Inside or outside prison! Easy to mock people!

  • @Yesthatisme14
    @Yesthatisme14 Рік тому +273

    Nikko ordered a Big Mac at Burger King....and got it.

  • @lesegofinger1964
    @lesegofinger1964 4 роки тому +17234

    Dude looks like he wakes up the alarm.

  • @zassovirtual
    @zassovirtual 3 роки тому +5044

    Dude probably eats his cereal with a knife

    • @saltyzu8412
      @saltyzu8412 3 роки тому +57

      Ohhhh that’s a deep belly laugh. Thank you

    • @bernupieters6777
      @bernupieters6777 3 роки тому +94

      Worse... he pours the milk first...

    • @mytb1420
      @mytb1420 3 роки тому +18

      @@bernupieters6777 😭😭😭

    • @lanceromance5768
      @lanceromance5768 3 роки тому +24

      Looks like he also shaves with that knife

    • @blue-sj4mf
      @blue-sj4mf 3 роки тому +1

      Gold

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 5 років тому +1438

    The electric chair announced its retirement after this verdict.

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 5 років тому +8

      nomad with a camera Lmfaoo

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 5 років тому +22

      It's like, "not this guy again"

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 5 років тому +7

      He kind looks like he already did the electric chair once for a previous crime.

    • @bronte9176
      @bronte9176 4 роки тому +1

      The chair is melting as soon as he puts his ass on it.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR Рік тому +44

    He looks like a Batman villain

    • @Kandatwitter
      @Kandatwitter 11 місяців тому +3

      GTA

    • @Dank-bs2rb
      @Dank-bs2rb 4 місяці тому +2

      You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it

    • @dmn1734
      @dmn1734 2 місяці тому

      Molded by it. I didnt see the light until i was already a man​@@Dank-bs2rb

  • @lucasfamily4670
    @lucasfamily4670 4 роки тому +5685

    This comment section belongs in the UA-cam hall of fame.

    • @stephenmccall4769
      @stephenmccall4769 4 роки тому +57

      Real talk!! I'm crying

    • @rashadflanders5578
      @rashadflanders5578 4 роки тому +30

      I heard nikko gives freddy krueger nightmares

    • @leoscs3707
      @leoscs3707 4 роки тому +12

      Hell of flame*

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 роки тому +17

      Word on the block says when Nikko gets the lethal injection his blood is going to execute the poison

    • @Micdoughboi7777
      @Micdoughboi7777 4 роки тому +2

      You got that right

  • @opsans6141
    @opsans6141 3 роки тому +2078

    When Nikko's phone goes off in the cinema the film gets paused

  • @ScienceDayYT
    @ScienceDayYT 4 роки тому +4903

    Dude looks like he's already been through a few death sentences.

  • @blimbly6586
    @blimbly6586 Рік тому +95

    Nikko Jenkins, the only man to ever exist that took over Chuck Norris’s jokes.

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods Рік тому

      All these jokes here about what a
      ' badass ' he is ; he's NOT a badass AT ALL ... he and his family even murdered a Mom for her car ... and if they wanted the car they should have just taken it without murdering her .
      There's nothing cool or badass about that demon ; he's a frigging COWARD and ultimate LOWLIFE

    • @guerillla6
      @guerillla6 6 місяців тому +1

      *Pep guardiola has entered the chat*
      *Nikko Jenkins and chuck Norris have left the chat*

    • @detectivemz2544
      @detectivemz2544 4 місяці тому +1

      And Ibrahimovic Memes too

    • @scourge8143
      @scourge8143 Місяць тому

      Jocko Willink has entered the chat

  • @teunhuisman5419
    @teunhuisman5419 3 роки тому +3742

    When he goes on a website the cookies have to accept him

    • @ethanski3489
      @ethanski3489 3 роки тому +27

      Bro😂😂

    • @najahmabins2055
      @najahmabins2055 3 роки тому +18

      this the best one yet!!!😭😭

    • @Nicholes-Dad
      @Nicholes-Dad 3 роки тому +4

      @Nicari Dennie I know, right?!!!!

    • @GwynbleiddX1
      @GwynbleiddX1 3 роки тому +4

      Dnt care the number of likes other comments have. This one is hands down the best!

    • @Lxxx3Roses
      @Lxxx3Roses 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

  • @thegrandtheftrobber2280
    @thegrandtheftrobber2280 4 роки тому +1677

    People break into this guys house and give him furniture instead of robbing him

    • @ryanp5790
      @ryanp5790 4 роки тому +7

      A swing and a miss

    • @gabe8890
      @gabe8890 4 роки тому +6

      @@ryanp5790 😂😂this comment got me different

    • @ursulasaunders9811
      @ursulasaunders9811 4 роки тому +2

      @@ryanp5790 nah bro you just don’t get it

    • @ryanp5790
      @ryanp5790 4 роки тому +1

      @@ursulasaunders9811 no I get it it’s just a swing and a miss compared to the other comments

    • @ursulasaunders9811
      @ursulasaunders9811 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanp5790 It clearly isn’t you just don’t get it but whatever kid

  • @jumper-us7ct
    @jumper-us7ct 2 роки тому +4884

    He is so intimidating that they judge had to give him 450 years on top of his death sentence just to be sure

    • @TheShortphat
      @TheShortphat 2 роки тому +79

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liriani
      @liriani 2 роки тому +47

      Bro is dio brando

    • @Ssenivac
      @Ssenivac 2 роки тому

      No intimidating… he just looks like a scared little bitch attempting to lash out.
      He’s someone’s wife right now

    • @thej7362
      @thej7362 2 роки тому +70

      he had to imprison the egyptian god that told him to do it

    • @johnutrecht8207
      @johnutrecht8207 2 роки тому +7

      Hahaha

  • @dumdum5520
    @dumdum5520 2 роки тому +49

    Ever never seen someone look so intimidating and not be a movie character. Like dude straight up looks like a movie villain.

  • @uxbeatz1997
    @uxbeatz1997 4 роки тому +8544

    Dude looks like he won a staring contest against Medusa

    • @dankboi7817
      @dankboi7817 4 роки тому +27

      Everybody can do this

    • @MaltShake
      @MaltShake 4 роки тому +40

      I have a stone cold gaze

    • @yennox5338
      @yennox5338 4 роки тому +30

      @@MaltShake You ain't got no eyes though All For One.

    • @alexciera1427
      @alexciera1427 4 роки тому +4

      Oh shiiiit

    • @svetaahmetova5508
      @svetaahmetova5508 4 роки тому +12

      Such a bullseye comparison!!!

  • @krystal7710
    @krystal7710 5 років тому +4591

    I know it isn't funny but holy hell these comments have me Rolling

    • @hylianaj4739
      @hylianaj4739 5 років тому +27

      Krystal Cappacelli fr tho 😂😂

    • @mikehamilton4866
      @mikehamilton4866 5 років тому +2

      Krystal Cappacelli 👀😂👍

    • @coreynewbold7497
      @coreynewbold7497 5 років тому +11

      Holy hell ? Cant write these two words in the same sentence

    • @BLstudios
      @BLstudios 5 років тому +1

      They have him rolling in his grave

    • @lexikitchen7703
      @lexikitchen7703 5 років тому +1

      Krystal Cappacelli sameee 🤣

  • @narinostuiver642
    @narinostuiver642 4 роки тому +393

    His parents ask him if they can go outside with friends

  • @Mickyboi1
    @Mickyboi1 Рік тому +34

    Why do I get the feeling this guy’s going to survive the death sentence and breeze through the 450 years?

    • @Libertaro-i2u
      @Libertaro-i2u 3 місяці тому +3

      He'll probably be out in the 25th century.

  • @Synonymous101
    @Synonymous101 4 роки тому +2214

    His face looks like the desk at the back of class.

    • @ClySaga
      @ClySaga 4 роки тому +46

      Synonymous okay but this comment is underrated 😆😂

    • @Matt_Matt96
      @Matt_Matt96 4 роки тому +28

      @@ClySaga lmao a lot of people must didn't sit in back or they never went to school. Dude really hit the spot with this comment.

    • @R.J.G469
      @R.J.G469 4 роки тому +9

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! thanks for the laugh i needed it.

    • @CVHFitness
      @CVHFitness 4 роки тому +9

      BRUUUUH that’s so accurate

    • @ClySaga
      @ClySaga 4 роки тому +5

      @@Matt_Matt96 still. Thought it was a worldly known fact that the table in the back of the class looks like an old cutting board full of crappy drawings...

  • @blackzero6822
    @blackzero6822 4 роки тому +758

    He is so scary even his skin wants to run away from his face

  • @forexsniper6061
    @forexsniper6061 3 роки тому +4844

    He wore sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

    • @mikaeel7925
      @mikaeel7925 3 роки тому +104

      This is so dumb yet hilarious

    • @knivez.official
      @knivez.official 3 роки тому +13

      @@danielmihungo4871 begging for subscribers. I bet they subscribe to me instead of you without begging

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 роки тому +8

      @@knivez.official oof

    • @zed9496
      @zed9496 3 роки тому +2

      @@danielmihungo4871 no

    • @vnkamath97
      @vnkamath97 3 роки тому +2

      Damn!!!smooth

  • @AIAudiobooks411
    @AIAudiobooks411 11 місяців тому +19

    looking at his victims, he really doesnt discriminate...at all

  • @yesyes5507
    @yesyes5507 3 роки тому +875

    When he goes swimming the water moves out the way

    • @tiaalice6380
      @tiaalice6380 3 роки тому +3

      Just about to write that lmao

    • @iteratedofficial
      @iteratedofficial 3 роки тому +1

      @@tiaalice6380 dang

    • @ansh6036
      @ansh6036 3 роки тому +12

      that's actually depressing...man cant enjoy a good swim

    • @swiftlydoesit8480
      @swiftlydoesit8480 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @supraa1m998
      @supraa1m998 3 роки тому +3

      When he goes swimming the water doesn't drown him he drowns the watter

  • @kraven4313
    @kraven4313 4 роки тому +3253

    Nikko got stabbed once,The Knife was rushed to hospital immediately

  • @bigmacs477
    @bigmacs477 3 роки тому +2346

    He doesn’t flush the toilet... he scares the shit out of it

  • @zChipmunKx
    @zChipmunKx 2 роки тому +61

    even the cops look nervous just to be in his presence 😂

  • @angeld5046
    @angeld5046 3 роки тому +600

    the judge: maybe we should do one more sentence, *just in case*

    • @sygdragon1008
      @sygdragon1008 3 роки тому +10

      He doesn’t get a sentence he gets a whole fucking book

  • @madollarpalmer8876
    @madollarpalmer8876 3 роки тому +562

    *When nikko was late for school the teacher punished everyone for coming too school early*

  • @jiaweihou2531
    @jiaweihou2531 4 роки тому +1513

    he looks like he could have survived the 400+ years of prison

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 роки тому +24

      tbh. this seams like a story line to a movie where this dude is the main villain, and the movie starts with him escaping prison in the year 2222 or something

    • @trep2219
      @trep2219 4 роки тому +2

      Bad grammar

    • @fountain855
      @fountain855 4 роки тому

      Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 4 роки тому +11

      That's why they pulled that death penalty crap. They knew this dude could manipulate Archangel Michael into giving him immorality.

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 роки тому +5

      @@trep2219 no one fuckin cares

  • @MenteMaestra91
    @MenteMaestra91 2 роки тому +86

    "You can't judge a book by it's cover."
    The book:

  • @7211m
    @7211m 3 роки тому +3969

    When he got arrested his dad finally became the man of the house.

  • @rezzaryan
    @rezzaryan 4 роки тому +1285

    This guy can go to Halloween Party without a costume.

    • @Hustlery
      @Hustlery 4 роки тому +4

      Nice one

    • @lorant6871
      @lorant6871 4 роки тому +4

      costume*

    • @CHANNEL_HH
      @CHANNEL_HH 4 роки тому +1

      He can’t because he’s in jail

    • @eatid_a_lemons
      @eatid_a_lemons 4 роки тому +7

      @Ben P oh he made one typo what a fucking idiot. Shut up dude, you're just a negative piece of shit

    • @rezzaryan
      @rezzaryan 4 роки тому +4

      @Ben P That "custom" seems to be a big problem 4 you 😂. Take some vacations bro.

  • @frosty1078
    @frosty1078 4 роки тому +3798

    this guy looks like he eats engines for breakfast

  • @WNDCFilbert
    @WNDCFilbert Рік тому +24

    judge: you are sentenced to execution
    nikko: thats funny.
    judge: yeah lol your free to go

    • @michaelbrinks8089
      @michaelbrinks8089 6 місяців тому +1

      The death ☠ penalty took one look at him and ran the other way.

  • @nashw_1828
    @nashw_1828 4 роки тому +5121

    He doesn’t have a watch he decides what time it is.

  • @hue5797
    @hue5797 5 років тому +574

    After the sentence
    The sentence apologized to him

  • @sebastianguerrero6758
    @sebastianguerrero6758 4 роки тому +1221

    Dude calls 911 to ask what their emergency is

  • @ddh5488
    @ddh5488 5 місяців тому +58

    When 9-1-1 has an emergency, they call him

  • @Kraterlandschaft
    @Kraterlandschaft 3 роки тому +1246

    Who else can see this guy actually serving 450 years and getting released afterward?

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 роки тому +7

      Oof

    • @addysidhu5669
      @addysidhu5669 3 роки тому +20

      Well there goes your tax money for next who knows how many years untill he lives lol

    • @redknight99
      @redknight99 3 роки тому +4

      Nikko does

    • @ಠ_ಠ-ಥ7ಭ
      @ಠ_ಠ-ಥ7ಭ 3 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @acgillespie
      @acgillespie 3 роки тому +3

      Demons don't die. they thrive alive for eternity.

  • @emanuelgj9886
    @emanuelgj9886 4 роки тому +4786

    Nikko doesn't have facial hair cause even puberty couldn't hit him

  • @km5116
    @km5116 4 роки тому +456

    When Niko Jenkins sat on the electric chair, he told the executioner “turn that thing up”.

    • @nickr3441
      @nickr3441 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao wow

    • @isrealdiaz3899
      @isrealdiaz3899 3 роки тому +2

      BRUHHH LMFAOOOOOOO 💀💀💀 this comment sent me

    • @annmartinez5567
      @annmartinez5567 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ITzDeyas
      @ITzDeyas 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

  • @kix9527
    @kix9527 10 місяців тому +13

    He’s the type of guy to tell the barber he doesn’t like the haircut.

  • @TheEndlessGhost
    @TheEndlessGhost 3 роки тому +959

    When someone Write his Name in the Death Note the Writer dies

    • @supdude7153
      @supdude7153 3 роки тому +10

      And the book appears in his hands

    • @geventv6548
      @geventv6548 3 роки тому +2

      *Just as planned*

    • @FrizFreddy1994
      @FrizFreddy1994 3 роки тому +1

      I guess the person who signs his death warrant is next to go.

    • @a.lyneee4456
      @a.lyneee4456 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 роки тому +3528

    Coronavirus wears a face mask when it’s around this guy

    • @deannaadams9430
      @deannaadams9430 4 роки тому +12

      Is he dead yet

    • @janelleallen5168
      @janelleallen5168 4 роки тому +5

      You deserve more likes

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 4 роки тому +2

      Janelle Allen thanks :)

    • @deannaadams9430
      @deannaadams9430 4 роки тому +1

      Sonia Rosa great

    • @CP-28
      @CP-28 4 роки тому +3

      😅 (I know I should not laugh due to the topic's serious nature ... but the comment (s) crack me up anyway... 🤔)

  • @jeykeyo4682
    @jeykeyo4682 3 роки тому +3852

    every night satan looks under his bed, to make sure nikko isnt there.

  • @azariahmcpherson5561
    @azariahmcpherson5561 2 роки тому +11

    Bro tells his alarm clock to wake up💀

  • @slicksouthpaw1350
    @slicksouthpaw1350 3 роки тому +710

    When Nikko goes to London, the Queen's Guards make way for him.

    • @Carmen487
      @Carmen487 3 роки тому +9

      LMFAOOO

    • @johnos3853
      @johnos3853 3 роки тому +3

      He probably guards the queen and the guards take pictures

  • @Thegooob95
    @Thegooob95 4 роки тому +508

    450 years later, nikko is released on good behavior.

    • @travisk6221
      @travisk6221 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO 😂

    • @justbehappy5435
      @justbehappy5435 4 роки тому +1

      Thegooob95 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂👍

    • @lanlan9767
      @lanlan9767 4 роки тому

      To keep peace and be of good behavior

    • @LVXBeats058
      @LVXBeats058 4 роки тому

      Lmao Immortal as fuck

  • @starwark8861
    @starwark8861 4 роки тому +652

    He got 4 death sentences because they knew it would take four tries to kill him

    • @oborkasports
      @oborkasports 4 роки тому +1

      I‘m Death 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SIKE01
      @SIKE01 4 роки тому +1

      needed three judges to render judgement.

    • @rakaposhi5650
      @rakaposhi5650 4 роки тому +1

      hahahahahahhahhahah

    • @JACKSPARROW-kr6oe
      @JACKSPARROW-kr6oe 4 роки тому +2

      Yo for real this is one bad ass nigha comment section has me dead

    • @mr.pumpkine8070
      @mr.pumpkine8070 4 роки тому

      Stolen

  • @bradbrown8759
    @bradbrown8759 2 роки тому +18

    When this guy was born he slapped the doctor.

    • @ace5161
      @ace5161 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro this got me crying 😭😭😂😭😂

  • @mandalacirca1989
    @mandalacirca1989 4 роки тому +846

    Damn i have never scrolled so far in a comment section.

  • @recon_ron7746
    @recon_ron7746 6 років тому +4817

    Dude looks like he survived multiple death penalties

  • @bigga3546
    @bigga3546 4 роки тому +2519

    This man can definitely see John cena

    • @league1809
      @league1809 4 роки тому +7

      EvEryOnE cAn sEe JoHn CeNa

    • @volerasphere
      @volerasphere 4 роки тому +28

      He can also see Drax

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 4 роки тому +1

      Are you sure about that?

    • @league1809
      @league1809 4 роки тому

      @Expeditiously unraveling how

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon 4 роки тому +1

      Lol😂😂😂, but i sad for all the victim

  • @darelbvcr687
    @darelbvcr687 5 місяців тому +19

    dude once made a happy meal cry

    • @segaGenesis24
      @segaGenesis24 5 місяців тому +2

      Funny but this is glorifying him as a badass which will inspire other rotten people to walk his path.

    • @anjieadel4694
      @anjieadel4694 5 місяців тому

      @@segaGenesis24he didn’t chose that life he was born into an abusive home with violence and criminals he even had suicidal thoughts at seven from foster car to another he had a bunch of mental illness like bipolar and he begged the police every time he went to jail to let him stay cause he wasn’t okay what he did was terrible It should have been better if they kept in a special place after he begged the police he doesn’t trust himself or what he could do to others what he did was extremely sad for those who lost there loved ones

    • @Dank-bs2rb
      @Dank-bs2rb 4 місяці тому

      ​@@anjieadel4694 criminal is criminal
      This ain't no anime lil bro

    • @anjieadel4694
      @anjieadel4694 4 місяці тому

      @@Dank-bs2rb no duh just saying but the dude is mentally sick he isn’t okay and as bipolar he also begged the cops he didn’t trust himself he could kill someone yet they let him out there no excuse for his crime but he was still a victim

    • @SUSSYNOCHEESE
      @SUSSYNOCHEESE Місяць тому

      @@Dank-bs2rbok generic suburban white boy

  • @sosa_5150
    @sosa_5150 5 років тому +2106

    Nikko look like he finna do them 450 years and still get out alive

    • @marcuspalmer4466
      @marcuspalmer4466 5 років тому +13

      U stoopid 🤣🤣🤣

    • @luis7215
      @luis7215 5 років тому +31

      @@marcuspalmer4466 no, you are

    • @aaveris
      @aaveris 5 років тому +21

      @@marcuspalmer4466 R/woooosh

    • @jaes2009
      @jaes2009 5 років тому +9

      @@marcuspalmer4466 tf u talkin about? Lmao

    • @iheartgeli
      @iheartgeli 5 років тому +24

      apparently some people are uninformed on black lingo, calling someone stupid in that context just means they’re funny💀

  • @mslani1290
    @mslani1290 5 років тому +591

    When he did something bad. He whooped his parents with a belt

    • @PVRIS75
      @PVRIS75 5 років тому +2

      malani moss 😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @loprfkd
      @loprfkd 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lukagurashvili7816
      @lukagurashvili7816 5 років тому +1

      I am dead xDDD

    • @derpaderp198
      @derpaderp198 4 роки тому

      I think I just wet myself 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😢!!!

    • @Ego-de4dt
      @Ego-de4dt 4 роки тому

      malani moss 😂😂

  • @veg7nlif376
    @veg7nlif376 4 роки тому +3047

    Dude wear sunglasses to protect the SUN.

  • @msullivan6761
    @msullivan6761 2 роки тому +48

    My deepest condolences to each family

  • @jameshand4726
    @jameshand4726 3 роки тому +19726

    This guy looks like he'd survive all four death sentences.

    • @jog8483
      @jog8483 3 роки тому +109

      @casey Hand BEST comment on here! 😂😂😂
      i was wondering what this guy has been through to get so messed up looking.

    • @lmao9526
      @lmao9526 3 роки тому +49

      Did he die?

    • @amado4249
      @amado4249 3 роки тому +423

      @@lmao9526 Nah, he beat up the lethal injection needle with his veins, and beat the drug up with his blood. He is the hardest-core person ever.

    • @bvrty.cvpxne
      @bvrty.cvpxne 3 роки тому +163

      This dude’s a whole One Piece character.

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 2 роки тому +13

      Lmao. 😂😂

  • @kingkotahi
    @kingkotahi 3 роки тому +414

    When he looks at a blind person the blind person gets scared

  • @justmoile2740
    @justmoile2740 5 років тому +15057

    Dude looks like he survived 3 electric chairs and wasn't impressed.

    • @aden861
      @aden861 5 років тому +40

      Justmoi Le 😭

    • @Hizenburgerr
      @Hizenburgerr 5 років тому +68

      Why did he kill those people? I’m confused

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 років тому +50

      @@Hizenburgerr
      Also Did he kill gangsters or innocent people..??

    • @theepicegg542
      @theepicegg542 5 років тому +32

      He’s gunna get shot if he says that wasn’t impressive

    • @Trigga_47
      @Trigga_47 5 років тому +10

      ayaz mohand he says it was for a sacrifice

  • @alej1dp
    @alej1dp Рік тому +14

    Bro so scary, they had to have 3 judges to sentence him

  • @Therealpoliticalmuscle
    @Therealpoliticalmuscle 4 роки тому +2859

    This dude is so hard the jail let him wear shades. Wtf?

    • @mossbergEROCK1
      @mossbergEROCK1 4 роки тому +22

      Right?

    • @damiansilva9902
      @damiansilva9902 4 роки тому +58

      they have lences , they turn dark when theres light

    • @JoelHernandez-yl6yw
      @JoelHernandez-yl6yw 4 роки тому +2

      Political Muscle hahahahahaha

    • @vivi44
      @vivi44 4 роки тому +35

      His Lawyer probably said they were for a optical condition. Total BS but courts usually don't fight it.

    • @MP-ds3wo
      @MP-ds3wo 4 роки тому

      Yeah. True!!!

  • @retartit
    @retartit 5 років тому +4056

    If he eats in a restaurant, the waiter has to tip him

    • @mdshahnawaz9315
      @mdshahnawaz9315 5 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @rishabhraj1129
      @rishabhraj1129 5 років тому +2

      Quite literally

    • @Wwidib
      @Wwidib 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @skiiwoo1932
      @skiiwoo1932 4 роки тому +2

      Can somebody please tell me about the profile picture that everyone on UA-cam seem to have nowadays like this one here? I'm honestly curious someone tell me

  • @johnnywoods9217
    @johnnywoods9217 3 роки тому +2835

    These comments are gold I tell ya😂 just gold!

  • @AlbertoJGarciaVA
    @AlbertoJGarciaVA Рік тому +39

    Girls see him and are like "I can fix him."

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 Рік тому +3

      PFFFFFFF

    • @e14ee
      @e14ee 8 місяців тому +1

      He’s only 5’7 so girls won’t look at him, they only go for 6’2 guys.

    • @SIGMAwoman_
      @SIGMAwoman_ 5 місяців тому +1

      UR RIGHTTTT WITH DADDY JEFF DAHMER N RAMIREZ. ​@@e14ee

    • @Leo-zu5jo
      @Leo-zu5jo 4 місяці тому

      No

    • @athenarocks7657
      @athenarocks7657 3 місяці тому

      @@e14eerulers take one look at him and adjust themselves to make him 6’3

  • @HK-sw3vi
    @HK-sw3vi 3 роки тому +9883

    mans walked into the court like he just finished serving a death sentence.

  • @karimthedream99
    @karimthedream99 4 роки тому +797

    Nikko wasn't sentenced to death, death was sentenced to nikko.

    • @_zkittlez_1956
      @_zkittlez_1956 4 роки тому +1

      Just stop Karim🤦🏻

    • @XM26
      @XM26 4 роки тому +3

      Well...Its Literally The Same Thing...Just In Different Words...🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

    • @calmsyvibes1010
      @calmsyvibes1010 4 роки тому +1

      Damn smh I thought Chuck Norris quotes were powerful....

    • @perpetua111vv
      @perpetua111vv 8 місяців тому

      LMAO

  • @GrandTheftAutowkthru
    @GrandTheftAutowkthru 4 роки тому +2138

    This dude has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Not dead just too afraid to move

  • @bowler7922
    @bowler7922 10 місяців тому +7

    This guy makes Andrew Tate look like a beta male

  • @renzmendoza5272
    @renzmendoza5272 4 роки тому +2416

    It's all fun and games until Nikko says "Im fully charged" right after the electric chair

    • @whatdahckisgoingon1971
      @whatdahckisgoingon1971 4 роки тому +88

      Lmfao!! then he busts the electric chair straps and goes super sayian??

    • @renzmendoza5272
      @renzmendoza5272 4 роки тому +67

      @@whatdahckisgoingon1971 sure junior whatever floats your boat

    • @Qwerty-ex2id
      @Qwerty-ex2id 4 роки тому +7

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Iamtalhafilms
      @Iamtalhafilms 4 роки тому +1

      Kazuya mishima

    • @kingniel1873
      @kingniel1873 4 роки тому +13

      this would be a great movie plot

  • @giannis1202
    @giannis1202 4 роки тому +12172

    Judge: you are sentenced to death
    Nikko: nah
    Judge: ok

    • @connoroneill3263
      @connoroneill3263 4 роки тому +107

      😂😂😂

    • @callmebtrays8466
      @callmebtrays8466 4 роки тому +24

      First

    • @kunx104
      @kunx104 4 роки тому +14

      @@callmebtrays8466 cut the tray i just gon call you b

    • @callmebtrays8466
      @callmebtrays8466 4 роки тому +8

      Phil Tarazona2 I don’t even know u but we can play sum fortnite tho?

    • @minhhangtran2739
      @minhhangtran2739 4 роки тому +1

      UA-cam : Trại giam đồng phú - Lý Hải

  • @ossieonedd2083
    @ossieonedd2083 4 роки тому +1859

    if this guy wasn't a killer he would have been everyone's favorite bad guy in the movies .

  • @drekson23
    @drekson23 Рік тому +10

    Bro won the lottery just by staring.

  • @user-sq6fk7dn3m
    @user-sq6fk7dn3m 3 роки тому +370

    The demons run up the stairs when they turn the light off to escape him

    • @pinocchiojw9699
      @pinocchiojw9699 3 роки тому +1

      That's good man lol

    • @stearmaster6.756
      @stearmaster6.756 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @januchostouch2930
      @januchostouch2930 3 роки тому +4

      He has demons under his bed, they are hiding from him

    • @Ego-Fiend
      @Ego-Fiend 3 роки тому

      He uses rocks and nails for cereal and acid and gasoline for milk

  • @zixty8817
    @zixty8817 5 років тому +3675

    My guy makes his teacher do homework

  • @mxllard
    @mxllard 3 роки тому +509

    the cars look left and right before he crosses the road

  • @WolfPackNV
    @WolfPackNV Рік тому +8

    When he drinks a slurpee, the slurpee gets brain freeze