42:42 That particular pink ball is a character called Kirby, whose main power can be oversimplified as inhaling an enemy or a powerup and gaining their powers until they "swallow" and get ready to inhale the next thing. The deep Kirby Lore about how the power actually works gets surprisingly weird and complicated for a game series as saccharine and child-oriented as it looks like, so I won't get into that.
That's what i thought and the whole concept makes me wonder why any guy would intentionally torture themself like that. Guess only guys would know why they torture themself.
You are right about the dislocation thing. My brother and I both got similar injuries but at different times and different circumstances. My brother was in wrestling and in the middle of practice when his knee cap popped out. However he realized in the moment and immediately popped it back in. It hurt for a few days but he was perfectly fine. When it happened to me I was standing around at a dog park while our pug was playing. You know how small dogs like to use their agility to play "catch me if you can" with bigger dogs? Well our pug was doing it with a big old Labrador, before he ran between my legs from behind with said dog following. One high speed head butt and I stumble back, somehow managing to make myself fall into a sitting position. I then looked and saw my knee before the pain actually hit me. I was so upset I didn't know what to do and ended up sitting there crying for half an hour, before my parents came over from the other side of the park with our other dogs. They helped me into the car and we went to the ER. However my knee had slid itself back into place while I was sitting on the ground, so when they did an xray they saw nothing wrong. I ended up with an immobilizer on my leg for over month and still needing to use crutches for a few more after. It's mostly back to normal now but it goes to show you, a similar injury can vary a lot in how it fast it heals and the amount of pain experienced.
46:08 the "Doing tasks in electrical" is a reference to a game called Among us. It's a game where there can be up to 3 imposters among 10-15 crewmates. The crewmates each have a list of tasks that need to be done and the imposters try to kill all of the crewmates before the tasks can be done. Electrical is one of the most dangerous rooms because that's the most common place that An imposter will sneak up on you and cut you in half. They kill you in electrical because the body will not be discovered until someone else walks into electrical, and they could very well be killed too. The anxiety of doing tasks in electrical is real. Lol
It'd be awsome to see Dr Wagner react to fired department chronicles to see how the ems side of things will be fix/procedures/protocol in the trauma/hospital side
Pissing with morning wood is simplified by keeping ready on the bathroom counter, a box of paper towel tubes that one can just put over the tip and easily redirect the stream.
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT ABOUT HYPOGLYCEMIA! I've been waking up in the middle of the night with major adrenaline surges all year and telling my doctors I thought it must be hypoglycemia because the only thing that prevents it is eating carbs before bed. They kept telling me I couldn't possibly be hypoglycemic because my blood sugar was normal *by the time they tested it* and that I must just be having anxiety attacks or something. ...then recently I got routine bloodwork done and my blood glucose was 50. -_- But I've been sitting over here trying to figure out how I could keep testing as having normal blood sugar when I was having these attacks every night if I didn't eat a carbs before bed.
somebody i know randomly developed aplastic anemia and then also randomly rejected the stem cell transplant a few days later, they had to fly somebody 7500km/4600miles both ways to get the stem cells from them, and now that they have rejected the stem cells they require daily blood transfusions but every single transfusion gives them a very severe allergic reaction that requires immediate intervention but it is quite literally the only currently available option so they just have to get put through a severe allergic reaction every single day until a solution can be found... fun times.
The "label me like one of your French girls" comes from the nude drawing scene in the film Titanic (1997) when Kate Winslet's character says that to Leonardo DiCaprio's character, replacing the word 'label' with the word 'draw'.
23:50 memory unlocked: In high school it was a fad to get a bag of hot cheetos and pour in nacho cheese sauce. Sounded disgusting, and I never tried it, but I did "work" in the little lunch room store thing, and we sold the hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce cups as a combo. It was very popular.
after two years of taking online classes i did legitimately have a noticeable dent in the top of my head that took multiple months of not wearing a headset to go away. not nearly as bad as the meme in the video but you could see it and feel it.
Speaking of guys aiming for the doodoo spots when urinating: Some urinal manufacturers offer a small "decoration" at the spot that creates the least splashes. By adding some small target or other motive most men end up aiming for that spot, and that can reduce splashing quite a lot
the belt one is felt, so I switched to buckleless belts so I could cut out the time of unbuckling/buckling and avoid getting pinched by the buckle.. I recommend them! Any of those or elastic bands that use the pant loops to tighten the paint waist works.
I remember when doc prescribed me 2 different kinda bentzos for anxiety and sleeping issues. They felt like eating wheat flour, absolutely no effect. My mum was in a surgery and after the operation they gave her same kinda pill that I had but lower dose and she said she got totally fckd up.
Puberty did me dirty. I have a booming, warm tenor voice and a fluent, soft and luscious beard. But I stopped growing at 5'6. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DWARF, I JUST WANNA BE OF AVERAGE HEIGHT
I tend to aim for 10 hours sleep and tend to manage 8. Trying to cut back on the caffine dependancy, or at least drink tea/coffee rather than energy drinks.
Coffee is extremely healthy instead of energy drinks. Has zero calories tastes good has natural caffeine not chemical and has many healthy bitters in it
Worst fall damage is definitely in games that involve survival or limb crippling mechanics. - Bethesda Fallout games come to mind, though you have plenty of tools to immediately remove the crippled limb effects, just going "you fell, you died" is more the norm, really. The more obnoxious are the games that don't kill you but instead punish you in more annoying ways. Also, Elden Ring. Three pixels of height make the difference between "I take 10% of my HP as damage" to "now I'm dead and I lost my runes."
It doesn't have to be that thick of a wallet if your a trucker. When your driving day and night ,sitting on your wallet it will cause back problems. I had to start carrying my wallet in my front pocket because of it. I don't know if it was related but years later I ended up up ruptured L-1 thru L-5 and S-1. I can no longer drive truck.
well i suck at saying how many hours do i sleep but sometimes when i sleep at 6pm or 7pm, sometimes i wake up at 1am, i woke up at 1am today and now its 4am
oh my god you are the best, I am Russian, I adore you, your videos are so interesting that I am ready to watch them forever, I like it so much when you explain precisely and clearly about organs, nerves and so on, continue it is very interesting!
1:07 Okay, I know there that one saying that's like "if you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it." But I'm just like BRO, ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE!!! 😣
I had to do the lunge last month....but not sure WHY hehe, I think power was out so was trying to properly aim, but why not just sit on the toilet, unleess not fully awake.
1:08:42 Funny story, I had the opposite happen. Googled my systems and WebMD said likely scurvy or iron deficiency. Went to the ER and it was leukemia lol
25:00 I can tell you there's no greater pain then the testis tying themselves up in a bunch, i suffered from it frequently from 13 till i want to say 25, it wouldn't just ruin my whole day, it would make me think about it for days, when they rotate the entire wiring feels horrible on the inside for a long time, i'd rather get kicked in the bag then having to deal with that again.
Watch all the way to the very end for good luck! 😎
why men's balls can be very itchy?
A lot of innocence at minute 01:30, it means that a pervert used his socks to masturbate and forgot which was the correct sock XD
Lol you never have a dual spray on a toilet.
Lol.
Well sometimes it Stick the orificium urethræ externum by the small labia
I swiped and time 10.00
In spanish por favor
"I'm assuming like dirty socks?"
We must protect this man's innocence
Or he's pretending not to know for TOS
He's too innocent for some of the memes 😂
1:26 His innocent ignorance to these memes is adorable some times
It's possible he's just pretending for TOS purposes.
@@MattNotFat still tho..
@@Zaxtenstill what?
Nah bro put on the milk soocks
42:42 That particular pink ball is a character called Kirby, whose main power can be oversimplified as inhaling an enemy or a powerup and gaining their powers until they "swallow" and get ready to inhale the next thing. The deep Kirby Lore about how the power actually works gets surprisingly weird and complicated for a game series as saccharine and child-oriented as it looks like, so I won't get into that.
9:30 i think that's meme about "No Nut November" and having a "Blue Balls" as a result lol
i think it wasn't snow
That's what i thought and the whole concept makes me wonder why any guy would intentionally torture themself like that. Guess only guys would know why they torture themself.
Supposed to be cum
An apple a day actually does keep the doctor away, but only if you throw it at them 😂
pineapples work even better
The "timer" for Piano is called a metronome :)
You are right about the dislocation thing. My brother and I both got similar injuries but at different times and different circumstances.
My brother was in wrestling and in the middle of practice when his knee cap popped out. However he realized in the moment and immediately popped it back in. It hurt for a few days but he was perfectly fine.
When it happened to me I was standing around at a dog park while our pug was playing. You know how small dogs like to use their agility to play "catch me if you can" with bigger dogs? Well our pug was doing it with a big old Labrador, before he ran between my legs from behind with said dog following. One high speed head butt and I stumble back, somehow managing to make myself fall into a sitting position. I then looked and saw my knee before the pain actually hit me. I was so upset I didn't know what to do and ended up sitting there crying for half an hour, before my parents came over from the other side of the park with our other dogs. They helped me into the car and we went to the ER. However my knee had slid itself back into place while I was sitting on the ground, so when they did an xray they saw nothing wrong. I ended up with an immobilizer on my leg for over month and still needing to use crutches for a few more after. It's mostly back to normal now but it goes to show you, a similar injury can vary a lot in how it fast it heals and the amount of pain experienced.
Oh man, I love whoever edits these videos. The edits are so spot on and add a lot of comedic value lol
Never knew this kind of stuff would be that interesting. Keep it up.
I really love ur videos doc! ❤️
Thank you so much! Appreciate the support.
"Double gloves for a manual", WOW, this is where ER doctors should be paid a more.
46:08 the "Doing tasks in electrical" is a reference to a game called Among us. It's a game where there can be up to 3 imposters among 10-15 crewmates. The crewmates each have a list of tasks that need to be done and the imposters try to kill all of the crewmates before the tasks can be done. Electrical is one of the most dangerous rooms because that's the most common place that An imposter will sneak up on you and cut you in half. They kill you in electrical because the body will not be discovered until someone else walks into electrical, and they could very well be killed too. The anxiety of doing tasks in electrical is real. Lol
So true bro!😂 It's always the anxiety of "Am I gonna die?" Over and over. Lmao.😂😂
It'd be awsome to see Dr Wagner react to fired department chronicles to see how the ems side of things will be fix/procedures/protocol in the trauma/hospital side
1:05 "You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you make a little dance, but no matter what you do, the last dribble and drop is always in your pants"
1:04 that shake made me laugh, and i burst out with laughter after see this 1:13.😂😂😂
2:10 this implies the moment when you pee, and the urine splits into 2 jets, the ideal phrase here would be "eeeeh, how to steer!".
Pissing with morning wood is simplified by keeping ready on the bathroom counter, a box of paper towel tubes that one can just put over the tip and easily redirect the stream.
20:15 and there's no heart left to show back when accidentally hitting "Reply to All" was a thing. Do any services still have that button of doom?
🤷
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT ABOUT HYPOGLYCEMIA! I've been waking up in the middle of the night with major adrenaline surges all year and telling my doctors I thought it must be hypoglycemia because the only thing that prevents it is eating carbs before bed. They kept telling me I couldn't possibly be hypoglycemic because my blood sugar was normal *by the time they tested it* and that I must just be having anxiety attacks or something. ...then recently I got routine bloodwork done and my blood glucose was 50. -_- But I've been sitting over here trying to figure out how I could keep testing as having normal blood sugar when I was having these attacks every night if I didn't eat a carbs before bed.
Keep going doctor u doing great 👍
somebody i know randomly developed aplastic anemia and then also randomly rejected the stem cell transplant a few days later, they had to fly somebody 7500km/4600miles both ways to get the stem cells from them, and now that they have rejected the stem cells they require daily blood transfusions but every single transfusion gives them a very severe allergic reaction that requires immediate intervention but it is quite literally the only currently available option so they just have to get put through a severe allergic reaction every single day until a solution can be found... fun times.
The "label me like one of your French girls" comes from the nude drawing scene in the film Titanic (1997) when Kate Winslet's character says that to Leonardo DiCaprio's character, replacing the word 'label' with the word 'draw'.
34:32 my friend fractured his arm at school and the nurse sent him back to class with an ice pack
23:50 memory unlocked: In high school it was a fad to get a bag of hot cheetos and pour in nacho cheese sauce. Sounded disgusting, and I never tried it, but I did "work" in the little lunch room store thing, and we sold the hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce cups as a combo. It was very popular.
after two years of taking online classes i did legitimately have a noticeable dent in the top of my head that took multiple months of not wearing a headset to go away. not nearly as bad as the meme in the video but you could see it and feel it.
Some of these definitely went over the docs head
Speaking of guys aiming for the doodoo spots when urinating: Some urinal manufacturers offer a small "decoration" at the spot that creates the least splashes. By adding some small target or other motive most men end up aiming for that spot, and that can reduce splashing quite a lot
the belt one is felt, so I switched to buckleless belts so I could cut out the time of unbuckling/buckling and avoid getting pinched by the buckle.. I recommend them! Any of those or elastic bands that use the pant loops to tighten the paint waist works.
I remember when doc prescribed me 2 different kinda bentzos for anxiety and sleeping issues. They felt like eating wheat flour, absolutely no effect. My mum was in a surgery and after the operation they gave her same kinda pill that I had but lower dose and she said she got totally fckd up.
Puberty did me dirty. I have a booming, warm tenor voice and a fluent, soft and luscious beard. But I stopped growing at 5'6.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DWARF, I JUST WANNA BE OF AVERAGE HEIGHT
you are!....... for a dwarf..... sorry couldnt resist
I tend to aim for 10 hours sleep and tend to manage 8. Trying to cut back on the caffine dependancy, or at least drink tea/coffee rather than energy drinks.
Coffee is extremely healthy instead of energy drinks. Has zero calories tastes good has natural caffeine not chemical and has many healthy bitters in it
00:10
I always carry my wallet in my _front_ pocket.
0:24 Damn bro 😂
1:27 yeaaaah dont think the socks were just dirty lmao
tbh they were “dirty”
I love your videos Dr. Jordan, greetings from Mexico xD At least now I know who to consider a trustworthy doctor! Hahahaha
you’re literally my comfort person i love you kislux !
No matter how you jump and dance, the last few drops stay in your pants.
😂 Man, I wish I could eat apples. So many mentions of it
Worst fall damage is definitely in games that involve survival or limb crippling mechanics. - Bethesda Fallout games come to mind, though you have plenty of tools to immediately remove the crippled limb effects, just going "you fell, you died" is more the norm, really. The more obnoxious are the games that don't kill you but instead punish you in more annoying ways.
Also, Elden Ring. Three pixels of height make the difference between "I take 10% of my HP as damage" to "now I'm dead and I lost my runes."
My sleep is broken. I get 3-4 when I get off work, stay up 4-6, sleep another 2-3, go to work. I work 3rd shift. It kinda stinks.
There's One Time When I Was Young, My Older Brother Accidentally Got A Knife Wound To His Finger(s) while cutting of somewhat carrot looking fruit
21:25 This is a bald hedgehog. It also never occurred to me to compare him like that 🤨😁
sleep? what is that, it eats you fucking insomnia XD
"I don't know how to take this!"
You're supposed to give it, not take it...
8:27
Superman!!
(also the only thing I saw on the list that would be fun!)
15:30
"Milk does a body good! ... Pass it on!"
(Milk ads from the 1980's)
Thank you Jordan Wagner 👌🏻
11:00
My ring - 7 , my finger - 7 1/2 (due to my knuckle) . It's not cutting off blood circulation, but it's just hard to get off!
33:11 thats Dr. Richard Trager from Outlast😉
Hello Doc, 8:00 it can be because of the gloves too but smaler :D
9:40 да, это "снег")))
It doesn't have to be that thick of a wallet if your a trucker. When your driving day and night ,sitting on your wallet it will cause back problems. I had to start carrying my wallet in my front pocket because of it. I don't know if it was related but years later I ended up up ruptured L-1 thru L-5 and S-1. I can no longer drive truck.
Hey there, Doc. Please react to Call Of Duty: Black Ops injuries.
Might be in the works! Stay tuned.
4:47
"They said I could be anything I wanted..."
Me: So I became a bank robber!
well i suck at saying how many hours do i sleep but sometimes when i sleep at 6pm or 7pm, sometimes i wake up at 1am, i woke up at 1am today and now its 4am
DoctorER really knows all non-popular memes
oh my god you are the best, I am Russian, I adore you, your videos are so interesting that I am ready to watch them forever, I like it so much when you explain precisely and clearly about organs, nerves and so on, continue it is very interesting!
20:03 Morning wood?
More like morning *woof* !
😆
1:07
Okay, I know there that one saying that's like "if you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it." But I'm just like BRO, ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE!!! 😣
Do a reaction to the injuries in the Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy... That would be great
I'll legit drink coffee before bed and sleep fine, then drink 3 cups, and an energy drink at work and not feel a thing
I had to do the lunge last month....but not sure WHY hehe, I think power was out so was trying to properly aim, but why not just sit on the toilet, unleess not fully awake.
1:08:42 Funny story, I had the opposite happen. Googled my systems and WebMD said likely scurvy or iron deficiency. Went to the ER and it was leukemia lol
21:24, this is a shaved Hedgehog))
Bald but not been shaved. It has a skin condition
explain why you wake us up after surgery ,I was enjoying that nap bro
37:30 Necromorph is a hostile creature from "dead space"
I can’t wake up after 5 hours of sleep
I learned that the first time when I took off my vr headset felt an indent on my head just the side and back but it’s not bad
43:46 This is Resident Evil VII, Main character Ethan Winters can use liquid to heal and All wounds will be cured
This guy has the longest head I've ever seen
4:19 a vasectomy you have to listen to the family vasectomy song it was funny
Holy damn,1 hour???
I love you so much! I recently just found your kislux and i’m in love!! Your videos are so fun and you energy is just MWAH! keep living your life
1:28 uuuuuuhhhhh...I'm not gonna say anything...but only that that's not what the meme is talking about.
1:33 hence the "Sure, Jan". Gif right after
Bro put on the cream socks💀🥛😭
one time i got 30 minutes of sleep and still went to school 😭
55:41 XD that's imposible, but It's funny haha
1:28 its the poop sock
Pro life tip: don't ignore the mental problems/signs. It's never a good idea. Especially if you or someone is is or has been going through tough times
Make this Creative Commons
14:47 noradrenaline+adrenaline+balkan parents+german stare+jonkler laugh
the worst game's fall damage is elden ring in my opinion, it goes from absolutely no damage, to an inch farther down being instant death lol
Between 2 hours and 12 hours of sleep per day. Depends on if im able to sleep.
Yeah Ativan is great until your pt has an opposite reaction. Haldol is just nasty.
My ex CONSTANTLY had athletes foot because he refused to take of his damn socks! The stink...🤮
Glad they're your ex, but I feel terrible for whoever they're with now lmao
@16:09 i believe the technical term is "numb butt"
The first one I understand but idk what caused my scoliosis
13:45 yeah, that drinks which contains 135 mg caffeine. Per 100 ml. But can is 0.5 litres...
Try it, your heart say HUGE THANKS to you(not).
i can't eat apples, guess i will stick with my liquid sugar :P
Dude you're like legitimately so cute.
25:00 I can tell you there's no greater pain then the testis tying themselves up in a bunch, i suffered from it frequently from 13 till i want to say 25, it wouldn't just ruin my whole day, it would make me think about it for days, when they rotate the entire wiring feels horrible on the inside for a long time, i'd rather get kicked in the bag then having to deal with that again.
Somewhat reversable would be a more accurate description of vasectomies
1:36 hey the thing from ww1
me: do i get very fat by eating all those foods and become gluttony?
doctor's reaction: 1:09:22
The first meme... He actually used a Swedish wallet (old one since it's got old Swedish money..)
What’s up doc
I actually hit my funnybone on my locker a little to much today and my arm is tweaking out :/
2:09 is when you pee and suddenly you get twins or how is it called and accidentally miss the toilet with help of it
the finger prostate is no longer a thing .. especially for prostate cancer .. it is now done by blood test ..